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>>223122832He did it again
i miss samantha
>>223122832this is not safe for work
The news is saying the sky is orange because of wildfires but actually the sun is consuming everything
What political spectrum is 2lazy2try
Argentina!!! Tie game! Who should I be cheering for?
nigga walking like a swan big booty ass nigga
>>223123015There is none because they're too lazy to affect politics of have a cohesive politicsl movement
Girl I know got beat up by her trans gf
>>223123015twitter leftist
>>223123096Toll gayed
>>223123096She probably said something transphobic to provoke her
HOLY CHOKE ENGLAND
this cant be happening
Why did England start getting bootyblasted?
>>223123255>>223123251what happened?
umm canada?? what's your deal
sux 2 b england lol
Scotland won
>>223123295Many forest. Very big. Large armout of trees.
>>223123295wildfires are natural though, most of those are occuring in places where humans don't even live.
>>223123287> 85' - Arg goal, 1-1> 90'+2' - Arg goal, 2-1Absolutely historic, unprecedented chokejob.
>>223123295this is why we should stop pretending that canada is a real country.
What the fuck is happening in my state (NY)? Why are people here so insane? Especially the state government. It's like they don't give a single flying shit about the Constitution or, broadly, really any aspect of America. They want to turn it into a gay space communist pseudo-utopia.
Guess the bongs gotta give Argentina the Falklands back now!
watch da thirdieballlllll hahahahahahaha jingle jingle jangle jingle jingle
The old town is beautiful at night
>>223123348>> 90'+2' - Arg goal, 2-1why don't they just say it's a 92 foot goal like sane people?
>>223123416Who the fuck cares about those shitty little islands? Do they have a bunch of natural resources or something? If not then I say give them to anyone who wants them. They're literally just worthless rocks.
>>223123295get smoked, yank
>England once again chokingThe Toronto Maple Laffs of the soccer world
Will /cum/ support Spain or Argentina?
>>223123455hispanic country losing something to a white country, it destroys their pride. they can be quite emotional.
>>223123295Sky was orange and hazy all day today with terrible smell and air quality. The jeets must feel right at home!
>>223123130I think he supported trump for president
>>223123295as a westerner I've gotta say it's pretty nice that they're not letting AB and BC burn like they normally do.
>>223123455>Who the fuck cares about those shitty little islands?The bongs and Argentina
>>223123295bunch of fucking retards
>>223123295Global warming
>>223123477for me, it's Milei.
>>223123455The part that the 3rdies never explain is what will happen to all the people living there for generations who voted like 98% to stay British.
>>223123295My bad
>>223123426thanks built it myself
>>223123348i dont understand what any of that means
this is a nightmare
Wawel Castle
>>223123477spain team seems to be mostly spaniards and argentina seems to be mostly argentines so I'm happy
>>223122887Someone check on this anon
he's coming home
why are bongs so bad at soccerball anyways
The forest fires are only going to get worse, sorry
>>223123553You did a good job.
>>223123426>>223123576When I went it was too cold for the fire breathing dragon statue to work
I think there are three things a man should carry: A cool Watch, A cool pocket Knife and a cool Gun.
>>223123664They are unironically one of the best teams now but they ALWAYS choke
>>223123723Did you go in the winter?!
>>223123557game is 90 minutes + extra time (to account for pauses when the ball goes out of bounds, people get injured, etc). bongs were winning, then gave up goals in the 85th minute and during extra time (85' = 85th minute, 90'+2' = 2nd minute of extra time). it'd be like giving up the lead in the 9th inning of a baseball game.
I actually know almost nothing about soccer, so this is a genuine question. Is Messi considered the GOAT? If not him, who? Pele? Maradona?
>>223123808YeahBrutally cold but it was worth it to see the city covered in snow
>they're making anti-redpill manuals in south america nowtotal 4chud victory
>>223123582>team full of ngubus wins>fuck you chuds no trophies without diversity>team full of ngubus loses to non-diverse team>uhh... uhh... fuck you chud for blaming them for losing just because they are blackMany such cases
>>223123845> Is Messi considered the GOAT?At this point I think that's the consensus, yeah. Pele and Maradona were equivalent in their time but the competition and athleticism of the top leagues wasn't anywhere near what it is today.
England lost England en fuego
i smell of semen
>>223123669I can smell them through my window.
donated to pokimane for being such a good girl
>>223123916That makes sense. Of course, it’s always almost impossible to compare across different eras. Like trying to compare Babe Ruth with Hank Aaron with Judge or Ohtani. Such different times. But being such a beast in today’s world is amazing.
I’m exhausted, Robbie.
>>223123870Damn that’s wild, I need to go check out wawel in the winter. Maybe do the kopiec Kościuszko when the snow is covering the city
>>223123987retard
>>223124019i don't mind a bit of patter with the lads but the domestic violence makes me sad. TOO FAR.
I was happy with either England or Argentina winning because browns would seethe at either result
>>223124102bitch named man anus
>>223124173Win at what? Did they go at it over the falklands again?
/cum/ origin story
just watched a video of dude in a JEEP stuck in the sand at the beach, because he didn't know how to put it in 4WDhe had 100 stupid fucking ducks on the dashboard, but doesn't know how to drive it
>>223124257Not brown enough for 2026 /cum/
>>223124257We don't have trailer parks in Chicago. I believe those are all in the suburbs
>>223124257I've hung out with people like that so many times
>>223124257this is actually giving me flashbacks
>>223124291mall crawlers smdh
being english is just over
today I will remind them
>>223124291the more idiots who buy them the cheaper they'll get in 20 years
oh to be argentinian
was feeling worthless so I did 20 pushupsnow I feel worthmore
>>223124348Dyke lesbos love to never ever drive their Jeeps or lifted 4x4 trucks off road
>>22312425710% of me is empathetic to these people because they were likely born into shitty situations, and are just continuing cycles of poverty that they can never escape.the other 90% of me wants to nuke them from orbit for being the trashiest, dirtiest, most pathetic and worthless people to exist (in America), and for dragging the rest of us down to their level. they are every negative stereotype of this country.
>>223124441Thirdies absolutely livid at them
>>223124465>most pathetic and worthless people to exist (in America)Native Americans?
idiot
Muslim Rape Gangs
anyone else have random words pop in to their heads?
>NANCY PELOSI announces she will vote yes on the Massie amendment to cut $3B in aid to Israel.oh dang ok shit's maybe happening?
>>223124588that's me sorry still figuring out the VOICE2SKULL controls
For the next thread, please
>>223124605>vote already defeatedIt's over...
>>223124607i remembered "worcestershire sauce".
I just realized that the brothel I use all the time has a promotion where the girl you request is dressed in a soccer team uniform. Why the hell would anyone want that?
>>223124721with a prossie it's no fun, but if your gf is into sports, as much as a foid can be, it's fun to make her wear your teams jersey while you fuck her, especially if they win
>>223124718bot long ago tried a worcesterhire fat was 11 years out of datecouldnt tell difference
OH MY GOSH IS THAT PRONS ON MY WORKSAFE BOARD
>>223124661I can feel myself becoming chinese in real time
>>223124445Did you get your steps in brother?
Is /sp/ down?
celebratin' the scotch victory wiv van morrison
>>223124949works on my typewriter.
>>223124949No, just for (you)
>>223124836@POTUS @KASHPATEL @FBI @CIA @ADVERTISERSDO SOMETHING
>>223125054The more this image gets posted the more I feel these women are mid
>>223125054neeed
>>223125085they do have them titties tho
>>223125085The right one is ugly, with floppie pancake boobs. And the left is only mid because of the makeup and the fake tits. She’s probably quite ugly under the makeup and you can see from her stomach she’s flabby and out of shape
>>223125085It's just a couple of chubby girls, you either like that or you don't
I'm betting everything on argentina
There is no pornhub in the dining room
>>223125137I like chubby girls, I don’t like tasteless thots. Those girls are trashy, and it’s highly likely they have stds with the way they carry themselves
>>223125176They'll lose for the first 80 minutes and give you a heart attack before winning at 90+1
>>223125126>stomach she’s flabby and out of shapeI love that
I don’t have the highest standards for women. Anything 5/10 and above is sexo for my pingas.>>223125054Sexo
Society OWES us nothing..
>>223124938hell yeah
Do you know pain?
>>223125314Society owes me more bird friends
>>223125126>floppie pancake boobiesI'm a fan of these
spandau ballet true
dingus dangus
I am fully dishconnected from ze autocorrective mechanism of ze verld and ze state of sings as zey actually exisht. Ve are living in a poshtmodernistic semi socionomical society with diverging interests, as a result ze poopen end ze farten are sharten in ze marten. Anyone who ist able to pontificate such meta ruminations could quiet clearly see zat zis is just how it is.
>>223125352Society abandoned pigeons
Going to order some chinese food
>Thats crazy...>Have you heard about this guy>When he was in high school he had a teacher>Can you pull out the picture >*picture of disco stu appears on the tv*>Yeah so his teacher knew this guy was into the beatles>Every time he saw him, the teacher would tell him *clears throat* >In the tone of "Come Together" the teacher would say: "Coca-cola he said">I think that is quite the story, I think.
The Russian government is finally admitting that this special military operation in Ukraine is a war. That's kinda funny
>>223124102Just paying tribute to a queen, it's normal
>>223125460Sweet and sour pork or chicken?
>>223125428Not here man, people feed them and they aren’t really even afraid of people here. Like if you walk directly at them they won’t even fly away they will just scoot or patter away quickly to the side. As a result many sidewalks are covered in their shit.
>>223125352this is why you always need to carry bird seed in your pocket
Anyone watch redbar?
>>223125473Spicy pork ribs
Today was a 4 magnet kind of day ):
>>223125529why is it all boomer type of cars and one of them is some mauricio echeverria ass car?
>>223125495Not a bad idea. I could definitely attract pigeons with that. One day I will befriend a raven, that’s the dream.
im bored
in various stages of undress
>>223125548This might be the newest car I've got on a rockauto magnet but I only have like 40 of them
Have you ever had a brokeback mountain situation with your straight bros?
>>223125557>One day I will befriend a raven, that’s the dream.for me it's a crowI've been trying for years, had some crows hanging around, put out food for them, but they never found it
I wanna be friends with a possum
>>223125529rock auto is great, such a good website, so simple and easy to find what you need
>>223125582figures
>>223125621I heard them and skunks can make good pets, but I don't think they use a litter box
I CAN'T BREATHE
>>223125648George Floyd jokes are not funny. A man died.
Me thinking about the forest fires
watchin streamer university
>>223125602A crow would count for me too. To be honest with you I don’t really know the difference between the two. But I like them both a lot
>>223125648Why do you need so many numbers? Ours only goes up to 10.
>>223125677rope
me and who?
>>223125624Yes, glad they never felt the need to "update" and break their siteGood thing they send magnets and not candy like sweetwater or I'd be way fatter
>>223125689The rest of the world uses AQI. It’s more precise. Canadian one sucks
>>223125248I love when a woman is petite but still has a bit of a droopy flabby belly
Post more chubbies! That’s what /cum/ stands for now. ChUbbies Mmmmm
I can accept that I'll never be loved but what exactly am I supposed to do with my life, just work, video games and waiting for death for 50+ more years?
>>223125806adopt a kid?
>>223125806make more alyssa lius
>>223125806Make lots of money and spend it on stupid shit to make yourself temporarily happy. Then make more money and repeat the cycle!
>>223125648fucking retarded leafsI hate them more every day
I can't make money because of woke
>>223125806get a goldfish
gock
>>223125803
>>223125806Why would you accept that? You never know what the future holds. Being a doomer won’t help
>>223125922i can fix her
>>223125949Hopefully it brings you killing yourself
>>223125922Wow what a hottie. It would be a shame if she got got massively fatter.
>>223125949it wont
thinking about taking up penis extension as a hobby
>>223126032how does that work?
Epstein is more of a Rasputin type figure really
>>223126042i have no idea. but all these niggas on reddit say the first inch comes easy and then after that it’s diminishing returns
One day they'll be making movies about school shooters the way we do with western outlaws. There's a lot of parallels between the two.For example, doc holiday was a gambling drunk with nothing to lose and injured more people than he could ever intend to kill even in spite of shooting up a saloon.
>>223126063>on reddit
>>223126048It was a shame how he carried on
>>223126099open your mind and stop being so militant. nowhere else have so many minds gathered to solve the problem of penis extension
>>223126119okay but what's the actual procedure? i have a 3 incher if that's any consolation
Gypsy P has entered the building
>>223126191hola senor
>>223125806https://youtu.be/MOY-jJeOeBk?is=fMwimLQihA_2duKZ
>>223126182as far as i can tell it mostly involves torturing your penis in a traction device along with hanging weight off the end of it. i’ve read that you experience more growth if you’re already big
>>223126241I pay a woman $600 an hour for that
>>223123295I am on an incel walk and it's so fucking hazy here in nj. Thanks a lot for the India tier air quality, cannucks
supI smell weird
>>223126280me too
>>223126241Look up angion methodIt is mostly manual with an optional wheel accessory for the 3rd phaseThose traction devices and hangers don't increase girth, some people claim they can make it thinner but I don't know if it is true or significant.Girth is way more important unless you were unlucky like the 3 inch guy
>>223126294>It is mostly manual with an optional wheel accessory for the 3rd phasei pity you small dick niggas fr
>>223126275Our beautiful boreal forests burn clean and pure. Breathe it in deep. It’s perfectly safe and you might even get a lil’ high.
>>223126207Now playing:https://youtu.be/i42h6IaaPDo?is=xMUlqt5k03L97Mra
>>223126294from what i’ve read it’s a push and pull between length and girth, if you optimize for one you lose some of the other
>>223123295PEI, Nova Scotia, and Newfoundland stay winning
>>223126307Mine isn't small and I don't do any penis extension stuff, but was curious and reading a lot about itMight try for fun
>>223126325https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCNBpJFr57E
>>223126345Watch out. Do in-depth research. Some of that stuff can cause erectile dysfunction.
>>223126334god is good
on one hand, I should quit drinking because it's making my shitty life worse,and on other the hand, I should keep drinking because my life is shit
>>223126334the nova scotian premier got attacked by protesters today kwab
>>223126365Yeah and a lot of other fucked up shit I wanted to try angion because apparently it is very good for your flaccid hang and isn't that dangerous if you leave plenty of recovery time and don't try to kill your guy
>>223123295their shithole country is on fire every year, they dont care
>>223126413they're probably intentionally lighting it on fire.
bit sad, think i'll make a mopey faggot post on /cum/alright now that that's sorted time for a goon
Starting to smell like cigarettes again, pants are unwashed and pissed. Getting a slight chub now. I've got options. Do I jack off to my ex-friends gf or indian pornhub videos?
>>223126438indian porn is funny as fuck. not very arousing but they do some goofy shit so go for that
>"Just be a decent person." - The worst person you've ever met.
Niggas really out here wanting to hang weights off their penis to cause it to stretch.
>>223126426Shoulda paid us enough to fuckin live
>>223126465im unironically very skeptical
>>223126469so now you can't afford to live AND you have to breathe in smoke??what's the plan here, shitsuk?
>>223126464>people you may know: its some guy that did you wrong and he is smiling
rigged
Extremely violent unstable liar: ayo we cool bruh
>>223126507And thats a good thing, its your chance to get rich
me mum's an autobahn!!
>>223126569omds
"i hate drama" niggas be like "sorry i blocked you and told everyone you were a gay aids rapist, you didn't respond to my texts for a couple hours"
Booted up a Heartgold save file. It's kino time
>>223126544only people winning are the gobernment
Making fermented pickles. Added a few cloves of garlic to the jar.
>>223126623I had Soul Silver. I think it was my favourite game in the series. Have fun!
Gypsy P has left the building
>>223126653Yeah it's definitely the peak of the franchise
Rancid anus is online
My dick is 5.5 inches and it is sufficient
Might make more pickles. One jar of cucumbers and maybe another jar of carrots and beets
>be walking home minding my own business>come across a woman>she compliments my shirtI think I’m in love bros
i never even had the chance to try dreadlocks before i went bald. life be unfair, mon.
I NEED to marry a blonde american girl
ceaseless agony
Might do that
>>223126704what was the shirt?
>>223126773
>>223126773I was just wearing a green T shirt of a non profit organization. Just text, no graphics
>box of bricks>$>box of bricks with directions>$$$
i knew nothing good could come of eating lettuce
i'm so self-conscious i think that animals are silently judging me
>>223126878Yeah sure I'll cum on your lettuce
>>223126899wearing a canadian tuxedo makes me self conscious too
>>223126911dogs are literally cringing at me when i pass awkwardly on the sidewalk
>>223126936they are dogs can tell you're a beta
>>223126938LOL
Out of nowhere, I had a memory of myself wrestling naked with an older boy. I was raped, wasn't I?
the internet is amazing
>>223126968
>>223127016phwoar good wapu diss
Just made another jar of pickles. Or set it on the counter to ferment.
i bought cornflakes here thinking theyd taste like back in the states but they tasted like shit and now i have three boxes of them
>>223123295the government sets those and then blames then on climate change so they can justify passing more shitty policies that make them rich and me poor
>>223126968no you seduced him you little SLUT
Been taking a shot of fermented pickle or vegetable juice every day lately and it seems to help my gut
>>223127034why are you in brasil if you american incel
>>223127050for me?the key to good pooingtonshire is finding your ideal balance of fibers and fats in diet
Yo bro you ever tried cigars?
>>223127057why not america is being overrun by dsa retards and americans are dumb anyway what should i go to the philippinesit's nice enough here
i met some english bloke the other daysaid he was just here to learn portuguese and doesnt plan to staydude was like 50+i dont get it
>>223127056those are some big ass tadpoles
>"grilled" tuna steaksTHEY'RE FUCKING RAW
>>223127084yeah what of it, punk?
Cut my incel walk short because the air unironically started smelling burnt
>>223127079Yeah I eat a lot of fibrous foods too.
How do I get a girlfriend if the only thing I know how to hold a conversation about is video game lore?
>>223127182anime cons
>>223127182learn to hold conversations about other stuff
I can hold conversations about niche religious/spiritual interests and want a witch gf so bad
One of my cars has 8 cup holders in the front, 7 accessible to the driverWhy can't all vehicles be like this?
>>223127199I don't like anime.
>>223127242>>>/wsg/6196471
>>223127182Pick up some socially acceptable autistic special interests
Cheeky keeky eecky goon
>>223125806Same
>>223127290Such as?
>>223127307trains
NEW>>223127319>>223127319>>223127319
>>223127327Too early
>>223127177yeh but for metoo much is bad
>>223126623Cheater! Here’s my non cheat Heartgold save. Still grinding the elite 4 to beat Red legit.
I wish arizona iced tea didn't have as much HFCS in it
>>223123987>>223125470>normalBeing a pathetic simp is not normal, you're a sad excuse of a man.
The better NEW>>223127570
>>223125667A junkie who was already dying ended up dying? wow no way!
>>223126569>courier mail, BrisbaneAussies have always been jewish tools.
>>223127582I still get a laugh out of this acquaintance that was like "Noooo dude, of course I care"
>>223127056Imagine living your entire life in nearly pitch black with crushing pressures.
Poo
>>223125689>>223125765Maybe it's because I'm in Quebec, but I've never once heard of the "up to 10" system. I've only ever seen AQI being used.
Le bump
