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anime
>>223127319me on the right
>>223127319Ummm I’m chinese
>>223127349Why?
Why is it easier to get women as a 30 year old unc than when I was 25 years old?
>>223127353I don’t know. The wind just kinda pushed me this way.
remember when Urkel was a proud chinese man
Maybe I should just get a gallon jar for making all these fermented pickles
too much fiber bad for poosme?squeezin' out a chocolate log brapwurst-en-naze
>>223127319Who's the anal slut?
>>223127319Can't tell if the Canadian one is meant to be native, hapa, full Chinese, Albanian or med
We must elevated queer black voices.
corr elevation possibly my 4th or 5th fave song on the album marqueen moon by televison
>>223127473so much this
I will turn a nigga into a convertible
>>223127496Title Track and Venus mog the rest desu
We must penetrate black kween pussies.
>>223127566The skin color contrast is kind of sexy while fuckingToo bad most of them are orangutanesque obeasts
>>223127376Based chinaman how are chinese cigarettes
>>223127460hapa
10 degrees hotter today than I thought it would be
>>223127566I like when they are into raceplay
hate my extended family and hate that my mother calls to tell me about them
Hello sirs
sick and don't want to cook but I'm too afraid of getting explosive diarrhea if I order anything
I'm ugly
>>223127820Holding onto hate isn't good anon
>>223127566Only Aunt Jemimas because they work hard for dey babies
>>223127831have any cans of soup?
despite the memes i actually did want it to come home :/at some point it's no longer funny, just sad, you want to see them catch a break from their miserable situation
>>223127827Good evening dears
>>223127849Hi honey
>>223127827oh shittings
>>223127841no I guess I could get some from a grocery place but I will probably just go without and hope I'm coughing and sneezing less in a day or two
>>223127845England deserves every miserable thing that happens to it an I won't pretend otherwise
>>223127845>muh which globalist bantu can kick rubber into netpatriotism for goyim
Worst coasters hate this one simple trick
>>223127845>at some point it's no longer funnyi disagree
>>223127872>zero international bantus on his team>still losesMuttbros... we lost...
>>223127845>i actually did want it to come homeTo a certain degree I agree with this sentiment, but if they won it would be very very quickly politicized so it's better they didn't and their ngubus once again lost to a team with little to no ngubus
>>223127845I wanted them to win because they had cuter boys
>>223127564i love friction
>>223127831you cant hideits futile
I lived on the gulf coastSo bad it never even enters the discussion
>>223127854Pleasure to be conversation in this evening time, humble softly speak into the fabric
>>223127954Gulf of AMERICA you mean
>>223127935>>223127934>>223127871this england team is too weak
>>223127954I just include it as part of the east coast
Rain tomorrow hopefully so I don't have to watch parentbergs garden
>>223127982Water*
wAs it wunnof you mexico flags that comment on the alyssa liu boob pic in /sp/?
>>223127893You wouldn't download a gun...
>>223127975You're too weak and you were wrong about Norway and Sinner
>>223127913>zero international bantus on his teami don't think this is true for any wc team that made it past the ro32
>>223127954Gulf coast of Texas and Florida isn't awful...but otherwise yeah the rest of the gulf states are mediocre (on average, not including pockets of McMansions surrounded by thirdie conditions).N'awlins can be pretty in the tourist areas thoughever.
A wasp crawled on my leg today while I was watering plants I quickly killed him though
>>223128013Brazil has zero foreign-born players on its national team thoughbeit
>>223128020>killing innocent animals is good!
>>223128007who do you want to win the final den?
>>223128030I know this nigga got cockroaches
Retarded homeowners have sprinklers to water their lawns because they never heard of rain.
>>223128042Any bugs in my house I capture and release outside.
>>223128033I wanted Djokovic to get 25 :/
>>223128030>Innocent He was guilty of crawling on me
>>223128043or native plants that evolved to live in the climate. Fucking boomers man
>>223128052I would let her have sex with me
>>223128049I release the bugs, follow them home, and then slaughter them like culos who think they can fuck with ms13
I used to drown a lot of mice, but one time I smashed one with a hammer as it was still running around. It's a dog eat dog type of world out there.
>>223128065I would let you have sex with me
woah there ted bundy i aint ask about allat
>>223128072It's a hammer beat mouse world
>>223128072once I captured a squirrel in a trashcan and I opened it towards the lake and it jumped right into the water lol
>>223128076and me?
>Busts and goes MHHHNNNNNNNNNNGG
the only drowning i wanna talk about is drowning in dat pussyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
If you're scared of the hammer you're just a nail.
>>223128110Imagine the smell
>>223128052>I wanted Djokovic to get 25 :/this can still happen if binner gets sick and carlos is still recovering from wrist injury
>>223128091Yeah I think they are so hopped up on adrenaline they go full retard. I caught some squirrels in a big trap and some of them would run out so fast they would smack into trees and stuff or run in a huge circle for a while before realizing where they were.
>The ganja, the pipo, the revolushon, it is important because...>...>*zones out*
>>223128087Still probably better than letting some cat torture them to death desu
>>223128026If an alien did this shit to me I'd stomp that little green fucker.
Do you think Moot regrets selling this ridiculous place to Hiroyuki, and does Hiro care about this place for more than just the ad revenue?
>>223128124>Free yourself from the mental slavery, it is important for the pipo to continue to fight for the struggle of a gene- >...>*nods off*
Got 3 bottles of water near me
>>223128155>Do you think Moot regrets selling this ridiculous place to HiroyukiNo, he clearly didn't care about this place at all by that point and happily left at the first serious offer.> does Hiro care about this place for more than just the ad revenue?I think you should ask about pass revenue
>>223128155Do you love me?
>>223128155all the /pol/ shit from the past decade makes me think it was better to just take the safe exit with a comfy job at Google. the hacker known as 4chan will never grow to more than it was when he sold.
>>223128155no, he would've gotten constant harassment from libtards during the first trump term since he's American. He sold at the right time and to a guy where they can't bother him.
Some random event like me deciding to take a poop at 8am instead of 830am is why I'm non-affluent loser.
>>223128155I think moot was ready to move on to something else
>>223128176>comfy job at GoogleAlready finished with that too, dude either is working with glowies or truly fucked off the grid
/tv/ is going to be unbearable this weekend with the odyssey coming out
I also think Hiroyuki gets money from the government because he doesn't give a damn about this place, and whatever pays for his trips is fine by him.
>>223128199or he's retired. He probably sold 4chan for a few million and made a lot at google.
>>223128204>/tv/The last time I went to that place, everyone was talking about gay sex with older men. It grossed me out, and I'm never going back there.
>>223128226must've been an off-day for jannys
I just fucked your bitch in some Gucci flip flops
>>223127566need to whip that black auntie pussy
>>223128226Every time I've gone there they would fight over soy wars, capeshit or that the boys show
>>223128204The cam rip is already out and holy shit the editing is baaad. It looks like a satire or slapstick comedy in some parts. It's going to be shit for a serious movie but great for cringe watching
>>223128204U UU U
>>223128278why would anybody record it on their phone lmao
Holy shit Japan really is clean. I've been scrolling around the urban sprawl around Tokyo in Google Earth and I've found like one run down building so far.But I did also see two black people, so there's that.
Thoughts on Bwwmjamila?
>>223128204There used to be a mod or something on /tv/ that would hand out 3 day global bans for replying to "off topic threads", so I just stopped going there.
take yer hat off boy that's a dollar bill
>>223128295Camrips are distilled kino, let me get you the webms and you be the judge
>take yer hat offNo
Today I ate spicy chicken nuggets, a slice of cheesecake, and a baja blast
>>223128350Today I slept until like 8pm and haven't eaten anything
>>223128350frog you are torturing your bowels!
>>223128356Damn and I thought my sleep schedule was bad.
>>223128358It can take the abuse
those hours from 7am-12pm are so grim if you've been awake all night. But if you've been asleep, then they're the best part of the day.
>>223128350>>223128393You are not a frog
>>223128374These sleeping pills make me sleep for like 12 hours
>>223128401That's what you think
Does anyone want to join my sex cult? I'm top
>>223128333why she be lookin like a smurf doe
why don’t you have a piece of bread and maybe you'll calm down
Every time I try shaving my head I get razor burn
>>223128307Always thought it was ridiculous how some trannitors just mass ban people for replying to off-topic threads after they've been up for hours. That was their job to clean up in the first place.
>>223128409I was sleeping for 12 hours a while back, but still, you're going to bed at 8am? It's not like you wait until the sun comes up, you wait for it to come up and then stay up an extra hour or two.
>>223128426sure, here is my resumehttps://litter.catbox.moe/s7zwkpbed4v8c4bx.png
shan't be clicking
what time does that phwoar poster come on?
>>223128500gock
guess I'll get fucked up
>>223128295
Slow thread this evening, have some pigger kino
>>223128533Not him but this does look comically bad here lol
>>223128533Is this real? It looks like AI.
>>223128533is this some kind of 300 parody
Does anyone else like to sit in front of the computer without pants on? I'm not masturbating or anything, I just feel more comfortable that way.
>>223128564Sometimes after a shower.
>>223128500I do not believe this is you
>>223128564I have become a nudist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tPuvNib3cI
>>223128622Wtf lmao this is like a low budget 80s movie, has to be edited right?
Having an internal melty edish
hello creampies
>>223128635Good evening my penis is heavy with blood
>>223128622where's that from?
>>223128643Hope you're thinking of me
>>223128544>>223128558>>223128563>>223128632>>223128645Chuds, it's Nolan's masterpiece so lets go drop $100 at our kinoplex and see this slog of a movie
>>223128643call 911
>>223128646Every second of every minute of every hour of every week of every month of every year of my life. You are my flame
someone make the new thread
we OWE society
>>223116369Just thinking how pathetic that statement is when we killed 3.5 million of each other and lost 10% of our population during the revolution. The american civil war was just a joke. They have not in their entire history experienced actual revolution, the annihilation of their ruling class, not even during independence. Hence chaz and abolish the police type faggots being tolerated and not shot on sight
I’m taking a broas
It's going to be friggin kino
I want to fuck Zendaya so bad
>ZendayaDo people really think she's that hot?
Elliot Page in his Oscar debut
>>223128718The raped do
>>223128724He acted this shit out of that
\>>223128743el perro
I’m control your body at all times
>>223128724i dont think he'll ever look like a man
Dinner was chicken croquettes, pinto beans, sauerkraut, and roasted beets, little potatoes, and carrots
>>223128699>Just thinking how pathetic that statement is when we killed 3.5 million of each other and lost 10% of our population during the revolutionYou say it as if it were something to be proud of lol
>>223128724Nolanbros...
>>223128759She actually was just reported for going in for leg lengthening surgery and deltoid implants
>>223128775>deltoid implantsWhy?, Wouldn't it be easier to just lift weights?
>>223128775>leg lengthening surgery and deltoid implantsdamn
>>223128786>We will see the boomerization of millennials in our lifetimeGrim
Downloaded HelloTalk because I wanted to talk to native speakers in their language. After using it for 5 minutes it's obvious this is just meant as an international dating site. Why the fuck would a "language learning app" let you purchase the ability to see who looked at your profile? Also I keep getting recommended female profiles (some of which are obvious AI), if I wanted to talk to women I would download Tinder.
>>223128797How many muscular women do you know that aren't on heaps of gear? Ellen is probably not taking much more than whatever a maintenance dose is for girltrannys
Will blumpf run for a 3rd term
>>223128810Oh yeah, I'd forgotten that guy is actually a woman.
>>223128775reported to who
>>223128699nigga literally seething hours later lmao
I wish I was one of those guys who are so good looking that they go viral from one innocent pic and have women talking about you
>>223128333all i ever wanted in life was a girl with a face like this
For me it's short girls with tattoos and piercings
>>223128823I saw it in a dream
>>223128817even if he could he wouldn't win. He's too old and people don't like what he did this term.
>>223128718I do but I think she's a terrible actress
>>223128817I think what's stopping him, even more than the constitution, is his age at this point. Compare the videos from 2015 to now and he's lost all his energy
>>223128822I guess seeing a 4'11" dude with a willowy frame isn't as uncommon where you are?
>>223128824He made an /int/ thread seething about it too lol
>>223128724Me when the foreman pulls up to the site and I have to drop my sandwich and grab my hard hat and hide the empties on site
>>223128846Steamed his beans lol
>>223128846I thought it was the American version of something like this
Short kings. Have you ever knocked out a tall lanklet?
>>223128855Some homeless guy was drinking here earlier. I saw him drop those still cold empties
once i get on ashwagandha it’s over for you niggas
>>223128857https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Fo_UXf3kO48
>>223128859Damn that's like fetal alcohol syndrome and then some
>>223128871It's meh tbqh
>>223128850I don't even know what his point is, he thinks americans are going to have a revolution because they never have before (guess he's also never heard of the american revolution)
>>2231288635'11 king of the manlets here, the most chad thing I have ever done was have a gf taller than me (6'0)
I miss zoom zoom
I want to take lion's mane, not for any cognitive benefit, but because they say it makes your dreams vivid.
>>223128875Very good editing
>>223128786>that font and stylei once refused to buy a hoodie from this self proclaimed"artistic" foid that i went to school with, she got assblasted after this white knighter fgt told her i said they were npc shit. it was satisfying.
I'm 5'8 and suicidal because of it>Broo just be funny physically impossible
>>223128906Nope, it just makes you a little sleepy, it's the melatonin that makes me have really weird dreams.
>>223128895if he's too dumb to get a new IP then why not just buy a new router so he can post again?
>>223128915You just need to learn to dance. Normies love a guy like that. Jestermaxx
>>223128871The stuff the mypillow guy sells? What's wrong with the pills you get from the gas station called "Stiff For Hours"?
>>223128906I didn't notice that but I do think it did something
Would you guys try DMT?
>>223128928Are you trying to kill him
>>223128944I had n,m dmt and 5-meo dmtFun stuff
>>223128947I do the orange justice dance all the time and normies love me
>>223128915I had a friend that was 5'7, but would say was 5'9 and he would try to bring me down saying stuff like "like our height", but i'm 5'11.
>>223128915That isn't even short shut the fuck up faggot
should women have sex with me, i dont see why not
>>223128944I've done it once and salvia a bunch when it was still legal
>>223128960You're Brazilian? Go to the beach, it's full of hookers and shemales for the taking.
People that miss zoom zoom just want to fuck him
I'm 5'13
https://youtu.be/cnlRVMI-d44tonight's jewtube
I want to go to brasil and fuck the shemalespeople talk too much about thailand
>>223128983You just guaranteed yourself to get HIV
I miss serb poster. I must be the only one.
>>223128992Tops don't get aids and men with tits are my fetishI'm not into that faggy chcicks with dicks shit and won't get fucked
I'd like to go to Italy and fuck a woman
>>223128975I'm 5'11 king of the manlets
>>223129005so would placer
>>223128993I wonder if he killed ximself
Bomboclaat!
being tall does not give you a free pussy pass
>>223128993That guy who only talked about his mother and wore no show socks?He was a sussy baka
>>223129040Do you have a peer-reviewed source to back this up?
>>22312900520 years in the can. I wanted to fuck a woman. I jacked off in a tissue.
>>223129045yest. 6'2 wizard
I wish a tall lanklet would get in my face. Id knock him out in a single punch.
It looked cool as fuck outside today, thanks Canada
I'm on nofap because the church says masturbation is sinful
can't stand height fags, bald fags, and fat fags. always gotta bring that shit up.>a-a-aye b-b-but my pants tho, they're falling off now!11!1!1
My cousin drunkenly confessed to me that he's part of the Bloods and is the "biggest dealer on the east coast"He said in high school when he and his friend first got involved they did a drug deal but came up short with the money, so the gang members drove them out to the woods and asked who's fault it was for coming short. His friend came forward and said it was him, they shot and killed him and let my cousin go.My cousin is white.I hope he's lying.
is it true americans count taco bell as a vegetable?
>>223129064It looked kind of cool but did you try going outside and breathing air?
>>223129065Being religious is okay but religious institutions are really cringe
>>223129065At least you're not like those idiots on /x/ who think it'll give them superpowers
>>223129052>didnt ottermode in 2016oof
>>223129071Yes, it is true. Why are you up so early?
Why haven't you got the height extenders for your shoes? It changed my world
>>223129050I wanted grilled cheese. I fucked manicotti on the radiator
>>223129071Only pizza hut counts as a serving of vegetable
does it count as fapping if it's hands free?
>>223129077The only change I've seen so far has been an increase in depression. Other than that, I'm still the same ugly, balding, khhv, retarded incel
Went to a food festival and had this tri-tip sandwich today
>>223129082Just added them to cart thanks I'm only 6'1 and wear docs for the extra height so a 2 inch lift would be schweet. Then I could finally feel average
I can coom while remaining completely still
>>223129100Get ripped and shave it off you dingleberry
>>223128726that is the most beautiful woman i've ever seen
>>223129088yep
>>223129073Yea, I worked outside all day today. The smoke was way better than the heat from couple of days ago
>>223129109LmaoGet some taste
>>223129109you must be at least 18 years old to use this website.
Why did you drift away from your wigger friend?
>>223129109I like how her whole career now is just pretending to be really hot and simulating sex acts at concerts for tween girls
>>223129124she's compensating for her lack of talent
I'm a racist chud but the irony is not lost on me that many of the kindest people I know are brown
>>223129116That's trueThe temp dropped like 15 degrees near me from this morning to the afternoon when the haze had fully taken over
>>223129129Racism is a spectrum, like sexuality
>>223129129I've met a lot of great brown people and some ok niggersI don't mind that they exist, I want them to have happy successful lives... very far away from me
>>223129128And the fact she's like 4'11 and not sexy at all
>>223129109Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
ITS TOO FUCKING HOTNIGGER
>>223129151Cool it with the racism
>>223129109She's like a rectangle you'd want to fuck until the alcohol wears off
How's your electric bill been this summer?
>>223129076This pepe is weirding me out
>>223129160No idea, it's included in rent
Time to smoke dudeweed and get so high what are you guys doing tonight
>>223129161I can't tell if it's a janny pepe or that fake Mandela effect Simpsons character pepe
>>223129151Apparently its not going to cool down until February of next year.
>>223129177It is the dog guy that was in the original comic with Pepe you faggot retard
>>223129160i don't use my air conditioning, i just open a window because i'm not a coward
>>223129160Meh. I feel like it's been rainy most weekends
>>223129181Sorry I've only looked at the comic for like 10 seconds and only know Pepe
I like Apu Apustaja more than Pepe.
He will not divide us
me be like>sleep immediately after work for 12-14 hours until my alarm goes off because tired>sleep 1-2 hours or don't sleep at all because too well-rested>sleep after work again>don't sleep>etc
Quick survey. Taco bell. Should I order? Y/NKeep in mind exploding diarrhea I am in nj
>>223129223No way
>>223129223idk I had taco smell like 2 days before the whole exploding diarrhea story and I feel nothing. I got the deluxe box
>>223129223Yeah but only if you get me something as well
>>223129223maybe
my life is cursed
>>223129185The air in my town is yellow with smoke
>>223129247same
>>223129241It takes a week to incubate lil bro
About to hit up white castle. Onion chips, mozzie sticks, and fish sandwich
>>223129241Missed opportunity to say “before the diarrhea story exploded”
>>223129254>white castle. Ypepo fast food
>>223129246How so
might hafta finna gonna fixin to fr
Yep I came and no I won't clean up the mess. Mommie does it for me when I'm asleep
>>223129247had some rain clear up linger smoke in the air over here
>>223127570>>223127570
AC makes a low scary whistle sound sometimes
The Call of Oahu by HP Sailcraft
>>223129254I don't understand the appeal of white castle. It's like school food
>>223129301we haven't hit the bump limit yet you stupid beaner
hellomy name is boxxy