England are the Most Successful National Team in the History of Association Football edition
>>223133285youll do nothing
been trying to dislodge this one permabooger for 6+ months now im getting close
Sir Thomas Tuchel was raped and gaped by a pack of feral Argensimians in the sweltering summer of '26
shagged medusa in crete
pacing around my room like a caged animal
did 6 pressups then got exhausted
>>223133312get you rock hard did she?something about a snake?
>>223133320im going to do 7 now and not be tired at all just to flex. brb
>>223133285• Incredible resources• The richest FA in the world• £2.5bn squad• 2,000,000+ registered players• Highest paid managers, players• £50m+ players dont make squadNo trophy for 60 years LMAO
Can you play the World Cup in whatever FIFA's called nowWant to pick all the white players and thrash the computer
>>223133312>shagged medusa in crete
>>223133338yeah they added a "world's game" mode which is just the tournament with all the right teams in their proper groups but they can't call it the World Cup
>>223133347scream
>>223133329Yeah why didn't England just buy Messi?
>>223133347sc
>>223133339type of shit mulder pulls out of a filing cabinet to show to scully before investigating a case and finding out the deaths were actually just another satanic rape cult
so um what was the point of taking kobbie then
>>223133357well that looks quite civilised
>>223133382hehe
>>223133384Kept in reserve for the final you see
we at /brit/ will be watching the third place playoff!!
>>223133388theyre alright really we just dont understand their motives and methods because were primitive and hairy
rorke rushing to the local jamaican before they run out of curried goat
mad how alien abductions only started occurring after the invention of sci-fi and television/film
>>223133409how darkskin niggas look when they turn 13
>>223133365No ones talking about buying players
>>223133407just not true is it
>>223133384Quotas
>>223133409ok i dont trust this category very much
>>223133329>• £2.5bn squadi dont watch normie ball but is this actually true? 11 cunts getting paid over 100 million a year? actually insane.
>>223133416screech
>>223133400no it's on too late I'll be in the lad of nod by then
>>223133425thats value for transfers not salary and a squad is like 25 people
shagged medusa in the land of nod
>>223133407just like how asian countries still have witch/ghost sightings and shit. people are just schizophrenic and/or attention seekinghaving said all that aleins absolutely do exist
>>223133443mundane truth
>>223133407
>>223133447> aleins absolutely do existProof?
yall lowkey sleepin on peggle porn
Irish niggas writing to the local newspaper about a leprechaun sighting
>>223133461ok I will go to Sainsburys
>>223133456he doesnt have proof but its statistically likely considering the size of the universe.
afrodites asked if i wanted a cheeky wank by athens
>>223133450*to the tune of were walking in the air*
>>223133441oh, still a lot of money
>>223133461big fan of fat flabby cottage cheese arses they taste and feel the best
Just remembered I've got an oven pizza defrosted and ready for the air fryer. It'll have to be cut up in order to fit in there but that's no problem as I have a knife.
>>223133461right well that's greng
>>223133465if i saw that in there i'd go feral
>>223133471wait why did 4chan stop supporting hieroglyphics ffs
>>223133476this nigga frying air
>>223133461Why's she filming this in a Saibsburys
>>223133447some of the most credible ones to me are from around the 40s to 50s when aliens werent massively in the popular culture. these totally normal guys were ruining their lives for no gain by telling their stories but continued to insist it happened plus a lot of those encounters had a 'comical' or theatrical aspect to them which is in line with my personal findings
>>223133329>• £2.5bn squadNot reallyAlso our value is inflated by FA rules about homegrown players being required in teams
that nigga thomas looked at adam wharton and said "no thanks"
I actually do need to go shopping but simply cannot be arsed you see
>>223133475
>>223133491Only the air adjacent to my oven pizza
>>223133504We're all going to Sainsburys ok
>>223133468But when you say alien do you mean actual alien or do you mean like an ant on a different planet
>cam on inglund scah sam fakken goals!
>>223133501is qatar's squad actually only worth 21 quid
>>223133456government would explode my house if i told
>>223133507makes you think doesnt it
>>223133526.....yes.........
>>223133513both
leftypol’s rendition
>>223133535Then explain why they’ve never contacted us
>>223133499>my personal findingselaborate
>>223133540Saucer up the arse
>>223133543too far away. or the ones local to us went extinct already. they could have existed billions of years ago.
another old type of alien that you dont hear much about, big (sometimes small) furry guys
>EA Sports FC 26 requires 58.7 GB of disk space
I will be 30 for the next World Cup.Thirty.
>>223133523useless fucking post
>>223133534that's mad i could buy them all right now
I got abducted by aliens and they raped my arse and then left me in a fieldNo one ever believes me
me on my first day as prime minister asking charlie where the aliens are
building a shrine
is it coming home or not
>>223133556think i'll stick with fifa 04
>>223133543they have>>223133545my personal inquiries i mean, i havent seen an alien. the most credible experiences to me often are almost theatrical and have aspects that seem silly to modern people
having eggs for lunchharibo eggs
>>223133576yes, we will beat france on saturday!!
>>223133576stays abroad i’m afraid
>>223133576cumming in my home
Real niggas know
>>223133579Show me
>>223133576Our Lions may have faltered but you can be certain the bronze medal is coming home something. Grrrrr.
36 year old hendo on the bench with a castscream what the fuck was he thinking
Won't say it was aliens but I saw a cluster of lights in the sky once and it just sat there stationary for like 5 minuteslooked like a tight cluster of stars but glowing rgb gamer style
nasa touching down on europa in 2052 for the first time and finding an ipad half buried in the tundra
have actually seen a 'ufo' was watching satellites one night when one slowly came across the horizon then suddenly shot up kind of rotated around a point with inertia near the horizon and just totally did a 180 and flew off fast as hell
>>223133596Samdown Man innit
Okay but now that the dust has settled he should've taken Cole Palmer right
Mousey doesn't post here anymore :/
>>223133621...yh
>>223133610is this real?
>>223133596weve all seen the shrouded hand vid youre not esoteric dawg
>>223133598show you what
Spaino: Should have brought Trent shouldn't they
aliens have always seemed like one of those low iq conspiracy theories that the government let you believe in so you don’t start looking at the stuff they don’t want you looking at
Saw Starlink while walking home from the pub before I knew what it was now that was spooky
shagged an alien on mars
>>223133646> they haveShow me
Why did olden days Europeans live on huts above marshlandsisn’t that unhealthy and wet?
Hang on I thought the final was at George Floyd Stadium have they moved it
haven't properly played football since I was 13barely even had a kickaround
Alieums
love pretty women but they HATE me (because im a fat smelly nerd)
>>223133687it's at the Charlie Kirk Memorial Center I saw it on /sp/
>>223133717hate this evil bitch
Instagram reels is great for motivation
can't believe I've got the corona virus
>>223133610me and my friend genuinely saw a ufo in broad daylight when we were kids, it was this asymmetrical dark cylinder that was slowly moving across the sky in a straight line spinning along a wonky axis as if it was a random object spinning around in zero G. both of us still remember it clear as day but no one believes us and neither of us have been able to figure out what it was
>>223133687think it’s MetLife or whatever stadium in Easter Rutherford NJI saw rammstein thereThink you’ve fallen afoul of a meme my lad
>>223133654forgot that existedsuperfast internet from satellites that orbit the Earth. we're in the future
hate seeing a post from an indian anywhere on the internet they are always so fucking weird
>>223133724godt dang coonvirus
rorke's died of covid? that's so rorke
>>223133726You were both raped by a smelly old bogan in the bush and constructed this memory in response
Demonic entities are aware that ufos and little grey men are a part of pop culture so they choose to manifest themselves as such. Aliens aren’t actually real
i'm actually from alpha centauri
I've got SARS like an early 2000s chinaman
>>223133738ESLs in general are always 5 or so years behind the times but indians are like 15 years behind
if you witnessed a UFO that was unmistakeably the shape of a gigantic black cock and bollocks, would you tell anybody?
>>223133771s
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1783816394772647.mp4
>>223133755
reading /x/ schizo posts, most of them must literally have schizophrenia or some other mental condition
Got job centre at 2
finna crashout
>>223133726thats mad could have been a balloon honestly but maybe not
>>223133790ai slop
>>223133723my algo is wild at the moment
>>223133803nigga still running the glowing eyes meme in 2026
>>223133790>kaoticgood site
>>223133756most alien encounters are benevolent
>>223133778austin powers joke
Would love something supernatural to happen to me to brighten up my grey incel life but nothing ever does
proper strong one
>>223133852boo :D
Dentist appointment 10 minutes overdue now fucking useless lumps of sludge
>>223133835Tell that to the crew of the USS Voyager
>>223133831its a shame how internet right wingers are often capable of genuinely insightful cultural critique but they're simply unable to express it without being the biggest fucking gimps on the planet. always have to tack on their scary wojak jpegs and roman statues with laser eyes like fourteen year olds
remember I Am Weasel and I. R. Baboon?
>>223133869hateful. be better x
>>223133870them niggas always getting put in a situation by some alien energy cloud or something
it's winnie the poo
>>223133812have always assumed it was a loose kite or balloon or something but have never been able to find one online that resembles it, we literally saw it from the nature strip of my childhood home too which freaked me the fuck out even more lol
Whereas left-wingers aren't cringe at all
relevant to us
>>223133873good post
cba to go into toil
>>223133893Wazzup Beijing
>>223133923would have been miles better if this wasnt made with aieven the stick figures just look uncanny and weird
>>223133921did anyone say that rorke
>>223133873its twitter mate.
Liking Star Trek is peak Reddit
>>223133889Every time there's a problem while starting trekking the captain should start with "is it the dilithium crystals again?"
>>223133884 remember hey arnold recess and doug
Britain is the last country desperately holding onto woke. The last vestige as it were
morning my fellow U.K.ers
if i cant explain it then its definitely supernatural or aliens
>>223133961We always were better than everyone else
>>223133921
>>223133964If this goes anywhere at all I'm going to be demanding a lot of apologies over the Balogun thing
Portillo Summer
>>223133990why
Nearly 20 minutes overdue now fuck sake
Would like to become an interesting t-shirt guy but need to lose weight first
BREAKING NEWS: Fifa makes apology to incel who never leaves his bedroom
>>223134008he's in that big Porto market. i was there myself recently. lots of peng food bit touristy though
>>223133945ok not sure what your point is exactly but ok
How is he here every day spamming about rorke and incels for literally 12 hours every single day
Completely misinterpreted the post award
>>223134026Good lad
I can not come to /brit/ for a month and come back on any random day and he's here spamming about rorke and incels for 12 hours
Remember when you could just watch football and there weren't boring controversies about everything
>>223134065you’re here every day lad don’t lie
>>223134060bet they don't make many 9/11 jokes the hypocritical mutts
Roy Keane wrestles Ian Wright to the ground on the latest episode of The Overlap
>>223134036>>223134065It's piehead, also known as pieface
>>223134074No
>>223134075Literally haven't been here in a month
>>223134033then you must be very stupid
>>223133675you're not the only one to notice he fully ignored this
accidentally pinching my cock off closing the kitchen cabinet doors
my penis lol
>>223134104same but intentionally
>>223133964What exactly would FIFA be investigating? Whether players are allowed to be cringe? And what if they're not?
Appointment was scheduled for 25 minutes ago now
>>223134124fifa says: no more cringe
>>223134115lol
>>223134128appointment for what the big gay freak clinic lol
>>223134124perhaps read the article mate. its only a short one with short words in it, i think you'd manage
>>223134145
>>223134090of what relevance is dismissively saying "its twitter mate" when i'm specifically talking about internet right wingers? you can't just vaguepost without making any sort of coherent point then call someone else retarded for pointing it out. i'll fucking rape you alive
>>223134124Not allowed to make political statements are you
It's good to see Tilde grew a pair of bollocks and stopped posting shit like thishttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/77793058/#q77794420
>>223134154done him
>>223134145Dentist>>223134158That isn't me
can’t even manage a paragraph me, fast pace low word count post about poo and barely welsh please
>>223134145omdzzz
>>223134158he's grown up into a respectable young man
>>223134149It wasn't linked and I don't care anywhere near enough to start typing keywords into a search field to find the article.
Gordon just scored a goal and been our best player better take him off and bring on defendersSTUPID CUNT
>>223134124Maybe use your brain, or what's left of it after wanking and poo posting yourself into Downs syndrome
>>223134154well you're actually talking (complaining) about how they use platforms like twitter.
>>223134169>That isn't meWhat do you mean? As in you don't relate to the person you were back then?
>>223134177
>>223134158>grew a pair of bollocksso he's got four now aha
>>223134199I mean I'm not this "Tilde" person who keep claiming I am
>>223134197your reading comprehension is, how they say, not so good
Since 2018 two finals and two semi finals NO TROPHY
Nigga posting from last night
>>223134228how so?
anyone else like it when girls have stinky breath?sitting next to toilfu and she clearly hasn't brushed her teeth so i lean in when she's talkingvery cute and sexy
>>223134197point out where i said this
>>223134248*clubs you over the head*
>>223134249>always have to tack on their scary wojak jpegs and roman statues with laser eyes like fourteen year olds
>>223134248you need to be ripped apart
Someone has arrived at the dentist to check the fire extinguishers and stuff but the dentist doesn't seem to want to pay
>>223134248i never speak to girls
>>223134087what you been doing? x
>>223134263so twitter not mentioned
>>223134285Had a court case to deal with
>>223134263this shit isn't exclusive to twitter, it never was, it didn't even START on twitter, lurk moar, fuck off, kill yourself
>>223134291it was implied
>>223134196I notice you were unable to answer the question. Are they investigating whether rules were broken? I could save them some time with a simple flowchart.Is that sign a political statement? Are political statements against the rules? Then that rule was broken. Does that process really constitute an "investigation?"
Well?
There are now 8 people in the dentist reception including me
Fascinating argument this lads be sure to continue it well into the new
>>223133873it really is like that
>>223133621No but he should have taken a rightback
>>223134295i didnt say it was exclusive. but its the predominant platform where your issue takes place. plus you were getting angry at a twitter screenshot to begin with. its twitter mate, really isnt that deep. get over it
might actually have a wank in the disabled toilet over the stinky girls
>>223134303>Is that sign a political statement? Are political statements against the rules? Then that rule was broken. Does that process really constitute an "investigation?"Yes, to help them to determine a proper punishment
>>223134305mtf trannies be like RAPE PORN RAPE PORN RAPE PORN INCEST PORN
state of England LOL
>>223134311any other trannies or just you?
Bluds live blogging at the dentist thinking we care
>>223134305Thats a real girl and I will not be convinced otherwise.
>>223134324you will be killed
>>223133978Black people so profound:)
The fire extinguisher man has gone into the practice area to check everything. He had a nice, calming voice. Currently have 5 people in reception area. Two receptionists and 3 patients including me>>223134353Not a tranny I'm a woman
Women be like:>Let me relax with a nice magazine
>>223134333Just annoys me that someone is claiming they're "leading an investigation," "demanding an investigation," as if they need columbo on the case. Isn't there a rulebook? Maybe start there. And then your "investigation" is finished in five seconds innit
Mum said I look like the guy out of Obsession
>>223134346>>223134357
>>223134349don't understand what the problem is here
>I'm a woman
>>223134365only thing getting killed is my cawk in the disabled toilet when i spaff
ordering a pizza if anyone wants a slice?
>>223134410
>>223134406imagine this lad raping you up the arse when you're just trying o use the urinal
>>223134406Nah thats a real girl trolling trannys.
>>223134421yeah i'll have one thanks x
>>223134421Is this a local joint ran by Whites or 'kizza?
>>223134434id be pissing spunk
>>223134436Gay
>>223134406>>223134305that's a beautiful boy
>>223134421no thanks I don't eat that shite
I am full wotanic R1b
>>223134439not sure who the White family are, sorry
Over 40 minutes late now any further delays I'll have to ask them to reschedule as it's getting ridiculous I need to also find a different dentist
>>223134456s
Just had my first normal poo in about 2 weeks
>>223134461Is it an NHS or private? x
roarum cum vox iupiter
>>223134457The White Race
unleashing a wotanic shit screech in my 101 year old nans face
*grunts*
>>223134483is that like Parkrun?
>>223134482fucking cum roaring
sacked tranny not getting called in for his appointment because the receptionist is expecting a woman not a massive ugly bloke
woke up this morning in a sticky sweatswipe the bottom of my ball bag and took a whiffabsolutely rank, washed my hands and still can smell it.
Got a zinger lined up for the new
>>223134515scre
>>223134520https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW3LikcBL68
>>223134527get it posted now. A true zinger need not the engagement boost of a new
When does everything get better
>>223134452>>223134436>>223134434
>>223134549ktim
>>223134036>>223134065Do you get especially upset when people talk about rorkes and incels then? You can just answer without crying btw
>>223134545fit lads
>>223134544n/a
>>223134545If those are trannys then its actually over. Most of this board will be sucking their willys by night.
>>223134549odd post
>>223134520>>223134534Hate the idea of you two talking to each other in my /brit/ aha
>>223134036Turns out he thinks he's upsetting people lol
ooo he's angry. he's going on a melty maybe he'll spam rorke and incel for 15 hours today
>>223134558You cant understand that relentless spamming would be tiresome or annoying because youre autistic. Its ok though
meltdown
steam coming out rorkes ears
3 month old nephew told me hes a blackpilled truecel
the new>>223126407>>223126407
Rorke freaking out because I post his name in /brit/ at a disturbing rate
>>223134628nu
>>223134631Ian indifferent as he knows it's a common forename
>>223134639>>223134639>>223134639
>>223134623>>223134635>>223134646idiots
>>223133285https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaeiyRR7OxAKarma
