Hydration break edish
>>223138315lmao
Spent all day on 4chan award
>>223138315f scr
>>223138282Chinese people are completely alien compared to European, culturally speakingyou would despise living there or interacting with them in any extended manner as a normal individual.
>>223138315screamnig
>>223138315kek
was phoneposting yesterday and the Name field autofilled with my real name so I almost posted with my real name on bribt
We’re supporting Argentina on /brit/
genuinely do not care about footballnot a rorke or a leftypol or anything i just don't care, sorry!
>>223138378alri Anonymous
>>223138315shit screaming
>>223138368yeah i would assume they're alien culturally since they're east asian lolwhat are you basing this supposed hatred of interaction on? have you lived there?
>>223138378No one would care anyways. You’re a nobody
>>223138282 #There are so many of them over such a massive landmass that there's probably different kinds of Chinese. Your mandarin and your cantonese for example. Shame they got done over by communism and lost all their culture and heritage and that really. Probably good for us though. Imagine if all of China had been as successful as Taiwan.
>>223138368I saw a youtube video once of a chinese woman directly, unfiltered translating a typical conversation in to English and they genuinely speak like >You no need him, he is like a worm on a field easy prey. You are strong like a rock, waves hitting you unmoving
Love Chinese people me
hi lads oh shit I left my real name in the name field!!!! I'll be found out and doxxed and murdered!!!!!!!
>>223138315Listening to the leftists on the athletic kind of organically recognise that the Argentine players have a strong togetherness and their manager being from Argentina as intrinsically important while skirting around nationalism or ignoring the fact that pride in England or nation is treated completely different here as it is there
no idea what's funny about that
>>223138315
sneezing today x
>>223138454I saw that video too
Actually have an unusual name so if I told you it you could definitely find me and rape me
>>223138469anal scream
>>223138315for me? it was when the raf brought ancient vulcan and victor bombers from the 50s out of storage to bomb the argies to smithereens from thousands of miles away
>>223138490why is he turning jewish
>>223138454>a worm on a field easy prey... strong like a rock, waves hitting you unmoving
why are jeets and pakis in this thread posing as anglos?
Sorry still not having making a ten yard pass to Enzo and swinging a few crosses in as some kind of Messi masterclassJust not having it
>>22313849023 year old man by the way
>>223138368when you grow up youll realise people are pretty much the same everywhere and arent like your 4chan caricatures
>>223138538>Bradholm
We need more Chinese people in the uk
>>223138547the fabled poo nigga has come to visit us!
>>223138547this nigga in the doodoo dungeon
2 and a half hour drive tomorrow. that's me listening to Doctor Who audiobooks then
>>223138569women yes and only the fit ones
>>223138569chinks in currynigs out
>>223138538George RR Martin done another map has he?
>>223138580this but a 5 hour train juorney
astounded by the rotation of the Earth every day, I feel like I'm on a rollercoaster
stuck in india living on the streets surviving, being a tourist guide, smoking on the fucking roads
>>2231385493pm mate, better go pick up your halfbreed from school and get pang pang preparing the baby mice for an alcohol bath
Remember when Boris was going to move all the Hong Kongers to AngleseyWhat was he like
>>223138592you feel nothing
>>223138547What does most of the text mean, I know what PCP is but what does everything else mean
Done this little Scottish poofter like a kipper I have.Did it for England.
my favourite food is chicken wings in buffalo sauce. not that anyone asked
i'm scottish and i love england
>>223138569they either hate us or find us worthless. they come to study and leave as soon as they graduate once the realise that this place is declining and crumbling. in fact they often return to china feeling like they love their country even more and that europe is finished. they go to places in the med for culture architecture and food but we have none of that. we are worthless to them. just an evil dying country and any harry potter romanticism is quickly extinguished by 3 or 4 years studying here and seeing our reality.
*spores drifting through the thread*
>>223138616i dont know i cant read
>>223138608fungus
>>223138629yeah?*walks away*
duolingo does chess now does it? world's gone to shit
>>223138617Fucking yes mate get that rook skewered and get him pawnstormed
>>223138655Check or get wrecked
Britain needs to import Baseball, Basketball, and Ice Hockey. We're missing out on kino sports because apparently they're yank-pilled.Well here's a newsflash for you pal - Baseball was invented in ENGLAND in 1755. Basketball and Ice Hockey are both CANADIAN inventions.American football however is dogshit. Yanks can keep that one.
>>223138454probably makes more sense in their language grammar wise Meanwhile, a Chinese fella on WangWongChan:>I saw a British general on 4chan, I used google translate to see exactly what they were saying. They genuinely speak like "my feces are shouting" when they find something humorous, repeatedly post edits of an aging tv show host, and call eachother insults despite voluntarily spending time in the thread with eachother all day
>>223138629LMAO what the fuck are you on about the average Chinese person is absolutely enthralled by the UK, I see it in Bath almost everyday, they're enamoured by a society that doesn't have deadly gutter oil being sold on the side of streets, food protection laws and actual trees and greenery.When they return home they have to deal with a country with the gdp of albania and all it's grim masses
>>223138674baseball takes ages, ice hockey idk what's going on i can't see the puck. I like basketball
>>223138674actually the dutchoids invented hockey
i watch a few chinese vloggers and life seems pretty miserable for most of them too.some of their cities do seem quite nice and modern though.they also aren't subjected to horrid you-know-whos
Right well this has me thinking about moving eastward
>>223138629>>223138682both good posts
>A40 Westway still closed westbound>TfL haven't even put a notice out about itKhan's londanistan
i've never spoken to anyone i live in a cave 5 million miles below the earth's surface
>>223138718he was good in termiator
might have some cheese before bed for fun nightmares
Showed my gf Hot Fuzz for the first time last night.She enjoyed it aha x
>>223138676>my feces are shoutingscream,
>>223138732Alri Minecraft Steve
>>223138732lucky
>>223138703nah they have incels there too
>termiator
>>223138732must be hot down there x
This is me
>>223138725Like I said here >>223138452, they're probably not all the same. As you can all see, I am the wise voice of reason on this topic.
my feces are shouting
>>223138674more people play basketball than cricket or rugby. they're building a 15k capacity basketball stadium in london (most NBA ones in the US are around 20k)
>>223138676pr
does africa have incels
for me it's ghostbuster (1884)
>>223138695The English invented field hockey in the 1800s. Ice Hockey was developed a couple decades later in Canada, with the rules and first games being played in Montreal Québec in 1875.Don't know where you got the Dutch idea from.
>>223138799Rarity
>>223138799I Can`tbelieve !!
>>223138674we already have baseball, it's called rounders and is a sport for women
>>223138799black excellence
>>223138820is that your girlfriend?
>>223138732>a cave 5 million miles below the earth's surfaceEarth's core is only 4000 miles deep pal
>>223138820Bet she has a cute penis
>>223138674why would you want to import the slurpfest that is baseball
>>223138820Would behead myself right now if I could look like this in the next life
>>223138799uganda be kidding me!
I live in michigan and will be voting for abdul al sayedIm a white manFuck israel and j*ws
Baseball is comfy if you live somewhere niceImagine spending 8 hours watching it in the rain in Nottingham or something
sat in a lotus pose at the bottom of the ocean surrounded by bizarre alien freak fish whilst playing crossy road on my dad's ipad
>>223138842thats what they want you to think
>>223138799How many attempts did that take? What's your average? My high score is about 160, average is about 140.
>>223138904Mad how middle-class following England has become
>>223138913newmong
>>223138906screa
Keep pressing the return button but I'm still stuck in current year
>>223138906psc
mad how the enhanced games didn't break any records because not enough people played in it and not the best athletesthey need to inject all the olympians with drugs and make genetically modified mutants
>>223138799i'd still whoop your ass at jeopardy
>>223138958i would have competed but they never emailed me or anything x
I've wasted my entire life
they should make an enhanced special olympics
Watching the Connect 4 world championship
>>223138958admitting to doping is basically killing your career, they'd rather do it under more covert means
>>223138984Your entire life SO FAR
england would have won if they subbed me in
>>223138984ktim
>>223138958the enhanced games was just a TRT endorsement sponsored by ghouls like peter thiel
>>223138984ktimmington
Trying to explain this post to Dadberg
that’s the workout finished, 10 miles with a 70lb packmay fap to sisbergs nudes later or go and bum my tranner friend later, haven’t decided which yet
>>223139042Sounds like an extremely depressing experience for him
would volunteer to engage in drone warfare against Argentina to defend the FalklandsAm given strict instructions to only target combatants on the battlefield and then get told off for trying to fly them to Buenos Aires
remember being like 7 and trying to show my dad that i caught a legendary pokemon and he didn't care
Get the £12.71 an hour job applied for
>>223139101kys
>>223139051sonion
>>223139119Going to live until im 88 years old
chris chan has had more sex than me
these fires in northern ontario are more than 1500km away but they're making the air here like smokey grayish brown sludge
>>223139139last I remember he became a tranny, pepper sprayed a Gamestop employee, and raped his senile mother
Fucking ethernet adapter died randomlyFucking ragingPC is just a fucking massive metal paperweight without internet
>>223139143They look closer than that to me
>>223139129what can I say, am fucked in the head
>>223139187Was just saying this down parliament
Why can't the underaged /pol/ chud trolls stick to sperging their anti-human billionaire worshiping hitlerian fantasies on the designated containment board?
BBC News - Feeling gutted? Five ways to cope with England's World Cup defeathttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gy5jwjvz7oomds bbc putting out guides to stop football mongs from doing themselves in
>>223139181just order one of these
do you think there were ever any cavemen with down syndrome
>>223139223MatesMadriMen's mental health
>>223138929>Mad how middle-class following England has becomeyeah really mad, insane in fact, not that the tickets were expensive and the tournament was abroad or anything simple like that
>>223139242Was just saying this down the pub
>>223139242You've been brainwashed by Epsteinites
Mad how they have the World Cup abroad now
any fungus man in
what do normal people do in their free time
>The Department of Education has published new projections which estimate that, by 2031, the number of pupils in state-funded schools in England will plummet by more than 9% amid falling birth rateswoah doing a think lads
>>223139188illusion of perspectiveseriously though i couldn't imagine how bad it must be to actually be close to wild fires. it's so smokey down here and we're so far away from it. this was the city skyline this morning apparently
>>223139397too big sorry
I'm an Englishman and very happy to see England loseFat, loudmouth, drunkard, benefit claimant footymongs can finally stop bellowing on the streets and be quietCheer up, there's still other slop to look forward to so your pathetic farm animal life doesn't feel empty! LOL
here's your odyssey bro
>>223138674I agree with baseball. That’s a comfy sport
>>223139365what do abnormal people do in their free time
>>223139440argentines are like taht btu even worse lol
>>223139451the face that launched a thousand ships
>>223139397too big+brown+old
>>223139397Shitting nora
>>223139365Go outShag each other
>>223139462i look at my computer
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>>223139451every single clip looks so bad. what were they thinking
got no motivation
>>223139365scroll through tiktok in a zombified state
"consuming media" is an evil phrase
>>223139519they look at tiktok on their phones. not really so normal when you think about it
>scroll through tiktok in a zombified statektim
oh embarrassing. how am i always doing that
hate norms and standards
fuck you
Wow, they actually banned naziyank
>>223139223Is having a wank on there?
i have no social media i dont scroll like those sheeple. i just post on here all day every day. no hobbies. not background posting. this gets my 100% full attention. i stare at /brit/ until I see a new posts and then read it and go back to staring. just a loser failure.
rorke polymorphing into cat
>>223139683ktim
no...
sucking down an entire whole chicken and burping out the feathers
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2807357661https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2807357661https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2807357661there are no words for how much i want to wrship this guy's tummy
in buddhism it's called idle chatter and it means we're all going to come back as mosquitoes or slimy slugs
Only a few more days until the NPCs can finally stop larping football
Why can't Indians play football
dont care about the football now
an ode to big boobies
sometimes i feel like everything has already been thought of
>>223139451I dont believe this
fucking weird
>>223139733mosquito would be alrii hate them now but being one would be a laugh
>>223139750Ktim
>>223139743think again
rorkesquito landing on an asian woman's arse and getting slapped before he can suck her blood
there's wildfire smoke blanketing my town FUCK YOU LEAFS AND YOUR DUMB FUCKING WILDFIRES
choudhary who played for leicester is half bengali half balck
>>223139143Just spent twenty minutes learning about how the oppression of the noble native americans caused this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Iu3tE3t2bMmental how bad they arestadiums in india look like they stink
might hunt some buffalo
Why must we keep bringing them in
canada has enough trees that they can constantly set fire to lower US air quality and shave years off the lives of yank babies
>>223138674and what about netball?
>>223139843to destroy the uk
>>223139780maybe being one of these weird things wouldn't be so bad
hate modernity
>>223139872zesty
>>223139864Girls sport, and inferior to volleyball even for that
>>223139840
>>223139838interesting that he doesn't like celebrating often.
>>223139900how did he manage that
>>223139896they should have bench ball in the olympics
>>223139889
they're adding gay football to the olympics
60,000,000 buffalo in America before the white manHe hunted them until them until there were only 100 left
like the idea of watching films more than watching themrarely enjoy any that I put on
here's a thought: nuke Argentina
need women out of business
>>223139990alright victorian lad
coulda gone pro at heads down thumbs up
>>223139949More like Buffalow population
too tired
rorke reminiscing about his days on the football-rounders team
It's actually insane how desperately and obsessively I wish I were born a biological femaleIf there is a God I will never forgive him
social media upsets me because it gives me insight into what normalfags think but don't express in real life
Haiii ^-^
off oot
uwooooahhh
>>223140053
>>223140031teacher said we weren't allowed to kick it hard in case it hits the bowler in the face well then how are we supposed to score stupid bitch
Sir "Black" Edward Rorke
>>223140105Dont know what you intended with that video it just comes across as creepy
luv u mr bean
>>223139949*bison
>>223140131i look like this
>>223140105need need NEED to put my wilkinson sword in that
just got called crazy by /r9k/it's over>>>/r9k/85093219
any tranny faggots in
getting raped by a 1 inch tall elf
burned my arm on the tea kettle and it really hurts
do modern british people know that the Royal Navy literally has 0 working submarines,war ships,aircraft carriers and if Argentina invades the Falkland islands just for the lolz you couldnt do anything about it?
>>223140171germans love they frogs
>>223140171what does Argentina have
>>223140171What's Germany gonna do?
>>223140169silly
when i look at my mirror out of the corner of my eye it turns greenwhy is that
im actually kinda attractive ngl
>>223140171dunno not into war stuffseems like the nerdiest most autistic hobby ever
>>223140251wish this were mebut i'm probably better looking than i think i ambut can't conceive fo why any woman would find me sexually attractive and considering i'm a dateless virgin incel reality is they dont lol
Hello.
>>223140279fuck off ian you evil ghoul
bro always talmbout sum hello
>>223140293Sorry.
>>223140195send the kriegsmarinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVWEb-At8yc&t=73s
i volunteered to do overtime this saturdayno one asked me
>>223139872Smooshes him into a fine pulp
>>223140171the argentinian flotilla of 5 novelty rubber duck dinghies armed with bart simpson slingshots
maybe this makes me a bad englishman but I don’t care about the falklands and any British person who lost their life fighting that war died a pointless death. How can something 7000 miles away from us be ours
>>223139843katzen
>>223140215>>223140309
>>223140171not even true plus britain could just nuke buenos aires
retiring to bed already
oh my god
>>223140246you an alien
>>223140171they’ll do nothing
be honest
>>223140327i care about whenever we lose to argentina we can say "well at loist we still have the falklands"
>>223140369whore tattoo
don't believe in adhdjust not real is it
>>223140369damn
>>223140369raccoon girl more like raccoon sexmachine
>>223140369reckon this is fake
>>223140394I mean I have it and have to self medicate with meth
im an ebayerhttps://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/132778727004
>>223140369don't see what's so special about this feminoid
>>223140382don't understand rodent pets
>>223140369trashy tattoo
>>223140382...nh
The chances of a human being bitten by a venomous snake is 1 in 70 thousand.The chances of a woman being 'attacked by a man is lin 3. And somehow, your fear of snakes is valid.But women's fear of maleviolence is dramatic.
>>223140419they cute
Sucking a rats arse
Von Finnland bis zum Schwarzen Meer!
>>223140442>But women's fear of male>violence is dramatic.
going to shops so i can get rat arsed
>>223140419cute small beast
hi
i forfeit my soul to satan
sex gifs
>>223140430>trashyYankified freak
I honestly hate millennials so much why are they such pissy bitches our foreman got pissy because we came into work high and called him old
>>223140394i'd give my right arm for it not to be real
>>223138732how's the ping for online gaming
>>223140532when were you born?
my pet hamster chewed beddingham
>>223140532unc should let you get sucked into the cold roller bruh
Watch MLS and it's just 1000 fat yank bastards chanting "we believe that we will win" to a team with no identity and culture that was created in a boardroom as a corporate money laundering effort, with the national anthem and pledge of allegiance before every game and the crowd clapping after they lose
>>223140559>>2231405422003 and honestly he is a bitch because he also was pissed off when we didn't want to do overtime
>>223140576and what's wrong with that
>>223140576one of highlights of this wc was americans getting a reality check. they legit thought they were gonna win because europeans are poor malnourished africans
>>223140532calm down mr gen x
its not when you were born but HOW you were born
>>223140612c section :/
>>223140589get your shit together you lazy zoomer
>>223140612came out of my mother's fanny personally
>>223140620you could kill macbeth
>>223140576>watch MLSwhy would i do thatdivegrass is a sport for women and children
>>223140612feet first
>>223140620virgin c sectioner>>223140640chad pussy exploder
>>223140640you could not kill macbeth
it stinks of fish and it stinks of weed and it stinks of piss and it stinks of seed
>>223140589and you're basing your opinion of millennials on your boss who not only is doing his job but also didn't even fire you despite you being high during work?jesus christ mate grow up.
>>223140406
>>223140679but enough about mark!
A horse a horse my willy for a horse
i have several /sp/ threads all doing 200+ replies
>>223140699raccoon womb filled up with my seedgestating
>>223140699>>223139309
>>223140699grim
>>223140764>>223140764
