hayley williams edition
are these used tho?not interested in a clean one
Crazy how it looked nothing like her in the thumbnail
>>223140786:/
i am chickenFUCK YOU !!
wonder what porn sites have dm'd Alyssa with work offersBangBus and TeenFidelity?
thread's off to an incredible start already
>>223140820
psychiatry isn't real
don't think you can sell used panties on ebaythey got rid of all the options for underwear so i can't select HEAVILY USED
Got some new screen wipes and they've done a lovely job on my laptop screen. Last lot I had dried out very quick, but these ones are individually wrapped so they won't dry out.
>>223140850
>>223140837can you spell her name right please you're getting past my filter. now i need to add all spelling variations to the filter
i'm a fucked up mushroom person
>>223140850fucken L Ron Hubbard over here
is it possible to get your willy stuck in a fanny or arse?
>>223140905yes if it's especially suction-y in there
are 'ysa
>>223140932whore tattoo
>>223140888You don't need special wipes, retards.
>>223140820mods ban samme1g and vadikus, perma
>>223140959all women are virgins and all women are whores
Love college football names
i give off incel rockstar vibes
>>223140969Yeah?Then how comes my telly has big streaks all over it from using baby wipes?
>>223140850what oies that even mean
nigga washing his screens with windex
taking pictures of children
actually fucking hate women
uhhhhh
>>223141075
Hallo mein name is Klaus. I am techno dj, ja? Unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce. Ja?
>>223141075got any good ones?
another rahted day of my battyclaat life wasted on toil
rorke sucking on a taco bell lettuce stem to get the explosive diarrhea virus
>>223141026get yourself some dry microfibre clothes fellaworks on all surfaces and can be reused for years
what are you supposed to do when there's no sport on TV
not drinking tonight i said im not drinking tonight
eating goo
>>223141142drink (i'm good at this)and have sex (i'm terrible at this never had it)
Why didn't you score some fakking goals?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxrHzkI_hDg
>>223141097gal ritchie? seen her arsehole
wish i could kill every normal person on the planet
swearing off booze while hungover award
any loser man in
>>223141109
>>223141188lol this is me except i'm never that low iqi just swear off drinking as much next timeRIP>>223141193major loser mein fact some people call me the greatest winner at being a loser in history
>>223141173>>22314109095% chance it's the same person possible this too>>223140850
>>223141163wasn't on the pitch was i
>>223140905just keep the lube well away from the glue
>>223141211scream
slug man in
tantrum loading
>>223141090mom making you clean up your room again?
>>223141214You didn't drum either, traitor
>>223141239no i saw a ragebait tiktok
>>223141220
>>223141240i was boozing at the pub on a different continentactually i spent most of the game looking at an angel thinking maybe i should ask her out (i didn't)
>>223141260
already over the football nowjust want spain to thrash them
im being raped
stop posting third worlders
>>223141239sent him flyin'
>>223141306samei wnat them to beat them 7-1i want spain to desotry them so badlywant spain to win even more than i wanted us to win now
Christ
>>223141307ktim
got me new alienware laptop lads!!
Jude Bellingham's grandfather in 1987 on Mastermindhttps://nitter.net/MarioNawfal/status/2077646915693605340#mabsolutely Kalergid
orke
they should make those barber chairs for pc gamers
>>223141343>specialist subject: history of nigeria 1900-1966black pussy changed him
>Mario Nawfalshan't be clicking
Done a LOT of edging todaythe mrs will get a right splat later haha
we need a public enquiry into that post-match banner, we need millions of taxpayer pounds to be spent looking into this it's a disgrace, get the wagies' pay garnished to the bone until we have answers for this unfurled bedsheet Starmer needs to step in, Burnham too
how do you do bigger cummies?
>>223141343>absolutely Kalergidwhat does this mean
>>223141343his grandfather looked like a fucking chad
putting a sorke in it
>>223141392why do you call your mums poodle your mrs?
>>223141267have some tea and a biscuit and look at these possibly ai generated guinea pigs
>>223141404there was an image on old 4chan that speaks of this
>>223141406Kalergi Plan
just full on gay wanking my cock
>>223141426and what does that mean
>>223141446Racial mixing to turn Europeans into deracinated slave-consumer-producers
>>223141446A plan that revolves around kalergi
slam dancing to the tots tv theme song
>>223141461>deracinated slave-consumer-producersktim
Malaponte in?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B09ggR85WDQ
>>223141485why do you uncs reference ancient mediahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_q4jYMgE9I
would love to have mid 2000s eurosex with the sorts that appeared in hungarian adult movies of the era, ideally in lots of glamourous lingerie, nylon, and PVC
>>223141446someone didn't watch enough little dark age tiktok compilations during covid i see
your 'lysas your 'renas your 'oxxys
>>223141504one of the few proper advices from incel dating videos and whatever i found was along these lineswhat women are looking for is what you make them feelso many of us have fallen for "oh we both like xyz therefore i'll talk to her about anime" or whatever and it's just a friend conversationyou need to be a bit dickish and flirty and aloof not just these platonic shared interest chats
>>223141537alri Sir Sex Haver
>>223141220Hahaha
>>223141525>during covidI learnt about the Kalergi Plan in 2015
am I really lazy or does everyone doss around all day when they wfh
>>223141547nope i'm an incel but it's true this gets you further
>>223141557yes but here's the thingthey doss in the office as well
Been thinking about /brit/ ever since I saw a pretty bird who lead me here
gay porn burger night
>>223141573if you work too fast you finish too fast and then it looks like you're not doing anything
>>223141573It was called Microsoft DOS because they were just dossing about innit
>>223141584elton burger?
new girl I work with in my team of two actually wants to do loads of stuff all the timecan't stand it desu bring back Paul me and him had an understanding
>>223141517mad how much i wanked to eastern euro glam porn thentruly a simpler time
if a girl doesn't like me for me, my authentic autistic self, then I'm not interested end of
Mental how upset Brits were about their war crimes being exposed
So fucking hungover after last night
>>223141599good one
>>223141610>can't stand it desu bring back Paul me and him had an understandingringo after the breakup
>>223140764first wank was to her
>>223140764P A R A M O R EP A R A M O R E
not sure what to do with myself and my pooey life
>>223141621number 1 rule of western countries: if we do it it's okay
>>223141635how old were you?
>>223141621
>>22314166312
>>223141618call me a 6 inch BWC romantic but I need a woman to like me to achieve a full erection
Raping my tea
he was a girlshe was a boycan I make it any more obvious
don't remember my first wank. lucy pinder probably
tranner mate has a cute little willard, I cockmog so hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIr-2dVZLQs
>>223141618ktim
>>223141618bless your heart
i'm a sexless worm
mine was to a mates sister
some underage girls are stood near me i need to get out of here
>>223141621Not reallyYou'd be pretty upset if your war crimes were exposed too
>>223141739yeah you don't want to be violating your court order
>>223136549fucking kek done him
>>223140764She's fitter now than when she was younger
>>223141621oh no did the evil sas soldier kill some inbred taliban fighter who already surrendered oh deary me :(( basically unit731
female colleague walked over just to chat to me on 3 separate occasions yesterday and offered to make me a teashame she's mid af
>Family of 18 from Gaza wins human rights challenge to allow them to come to Britain
>>223140764
>>223141809might want to start lowering your standards
>>223141809beggars can't be choosers
smoking on the fucking roads
>>223141171pretty witty name for english pornstar. Wonder if theres any soap character ones
wa la
what was that one where they made the man stand on a box with a thing over his head? was that us or america?
>>223141809get her depths plumbed
>>223141343in other news
>>223141834she's also about 10 years older than me at a guess and a bit chubby, I'm really not interested>>223141836I'm no beggar
>>223141864right well that's the green party being retarded again
>>223141864can't imagine the average brit actually cares
to save myself from the emasculation and embarrassment of someone having to set up my fishing rod for me, i have written down instructions on exactly what i need to do
finished toil 10 minutes ago and i'm already in bedabsolutely pooped
Anyone else decided to completely give up on MSM, not because it's biased but because it's so fucking miserable. The country is so fucked and there's nothing we can do about it so why even read the news and get angry about itm. Better to live with my head buried in the sand
>>223141884>87he just needed a bit more time
>>223141864where's the don't care option
>>223141864Green party love their "erm well no actually" takes on everything
>>223141864whats wrong with your green party?
>>223141404
made macaroni cheese with broccoli inlushberg
>>223141504tiktokragebaitslop
argies dont actually care and them pretending to care is funny so the falklands being british objectively adds the most joy to the world
>>223141863that was the yank military prison in iraq or iran or whatever
>>223141926argies do carethey really really care
>>223141905not much point in that if you're still going to come here where it all gets posted anyway
Did you switch to Kent yet?
>>223141404Zinc mostly, lecithin supposedly but it didn't really work for me.
>>223141884would be the white one wouldn’t it
the falklands could disappear off the face of the earth and i wouldn't know how to cope. would probably kill myself
>>223141948yes I live in Kent nowx
>>223141905regrettably there are many lads in this general determined that they personally can set the world to rights by clacking away impotently in their childhood bedrooms every day. They have yet to make peace with their complete lack of agency in the modern world.
>>223141918used to quile like a special kreally more of a granola monster these days though
>>223141697alicia silverstone
>>223141917Greens here are cucks
>>223141852dude cody have you every had chigao deep dish pizza its all frickin ooey gooey its frickin awesome
>>223141852i want to try it someday, just one bite would make me happy
>>223141958think of the penguins
>>223141970batman and robin?
>>223141948lucky strike unfiltered only
what's msm
>>223141776>replying to a 4 hour old postMental
>>223141974they're cucks everywhere
>>223141905I have no idea what MSM is
used to play a battlefield 2 mod with a goose green mapthe argies were represented by the MEC (pakis) and the brits by the EUtwo birds with one stone lol
>>223142008msm messenger
>>223141809worked in a warehouse where this girl from the office kept coming to me for help finding products even though I was brand new. Didn't think anything of her at first but she grew on me and I ended up having a massive crush on her. Think she liked me too but she was engaged to someone
>>223141991was a messenger you'd use to talk to the girls from your class you wanted to snog
>>223141995im not here all day
>>223142004I'm sure but iirc they're not quite on the same level in Germany compared to here, but I could be wrong.
>>223141991was a messenger thing on the computer my dear zoomy
off for a poo, back in a bit
>>223141991>>223142008mainstream media
>>223142014>>223142021>>223142029:/
>>223141864surprised by the green party
>>223141852have yet to have good shitcago "pizza", likely never will
>>223141997ive seen enough lets import ten sextillion niggers
the godless orienthttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783610184847167.webm
>>223142032Nah I don't think that's it
>>223142031
Britain is on the cusp of tremendous racial violence
>>223142048That's a trannard isn't it
>>223141989the babysitter
>>223141884so his granddad is actually dad maybe. oh wait that doesn't make sense
>>223142027sounds like they are. they want to import all the foreigners they can get their hands on.
>>223141809An attractive personal trainer at my gym approached me, offered me liquid chalk, asked if I wanted to do a set with her, and then we had a chat. A day or two later she walked over me to say hello and we had a chat again. Probably just being friendly, no idea why she would be interested in me.
ADA WONG IMMA EAT YOUR ASS
>>223142082is she alive?
of course then it became windows live messengerand youd get that extensions packand you'd give your pal and infinite nudge"im gonna nudge you", you'd say, and his messenger window wouldn't stop shakingand then you've got the power of the now playing windows media player link, you kids won't remember that, powerful stuff that
>>223142094women dont just walk over to you and ask to do a setprobably keen for your williamstein
>>223142048Looks like Sinaga
>>223141789>>223141861>>223142036
can tell I'm unattractive as none of these "a woman approached me" stories have ever happened to me.
>>223142082bit of a pointless smiley face
>>223142066
>>223142021used to love that. Could link it to windows media player
tremendous fungus meltdown
>>223142082wouldn't mind having sexual intercourse with her actually
>>223142128the famous early bedtime referendum
results are in
>>223142120can tell i'm unattrative because i've had my appearance ridiculed for the entirety of my life
>>223142115She has a mental body, fucking ripped for a woman, has an arse that looks like it could crack a coconut. Haven't spoken to her since, just seen her with clients at the gym.
>>223142119mad how they're talking away in their language all day and no one knows what they're saying
got the 'p on
Tea or something stronger?
>>223142138Reckon Barmham will make a difference?
>>223142138Immigration is down, gotta give credit where it's due
>>223142153one must imagine they're talking of poo, wanking, crisps, but of exotic varieties of such things
>>223142154errrr
um
>>223142154the trap music? unc
>>223142175100% of reform voters would disagree
>>223142172I'll have the lethal injection of heroin please cheers
Rashida Jones
got nothing to post
>>223142203clown face
i heard rap music is losing popularity so what do young folks even listen to these days?
haven't wanked in about 5 days far too hot to wank
new hoffmann ladsand another person
>>223142221big band
not getting a tan this year just getting various shades redder like an ageing alcoholic
>>223142172great scene in Emmerdale last night where instead of coffee with brandy for shock a guy made someone vodka tea>took a sip>"thats alright that"
can't think of a bizarre lie to tell
>>223142222reckon i'm close to a wet dreamwoke up with a rod of steel this morning and precum stains in my shorts
sir will self
>>223142241>great scene in Emmerdale last nightfuck off /brit/ dad, this is my social group
redditflags down again
>>223142221bossa nova
>>223142243mundane truth
>>223142222have you considered a cold shower wank
>>223142203
>>223141618enjoying being an incel are you?
>>223142248Used to have wet dreams regularly when I was young until I realised you had to wank
>>223142248right well i'm hard
>>223142243say you're not a smelly virgin
>>223142281jim face xD
>>223142281Immensely peng.
>>223142138i'd say about teh same as well voted reform last time roundsome positives some negativesreality is tho a lot of it is just further execution of what was already in the wavesnot as if the "conservatives" would have voted against the ONS or against the insane pro abortion bill
I've never had sex before
>>223142138keir fucking literally changed nothing, proposed some dumb dogshit, got mocked, then delayed it 400 times and now is out
>>223142203Rasheeda
>>223140764cute
>>223142317why not?
>>223142317SNAPguess how old i am? 38literlaly too late for me to learn now LOL
>>223142317what? and you’re posting on /brit/? is that even possible?
>>223142288not sure what this webm is but the file name
>>223142340I'm a freak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMrh5CW6IhI
>>223142317pscrmktim
>>223142317bizarre lie
the lads
>>223142221industry plant music
not had sex in nine years me, practically a virgin
>>223142352plenty of freaks have had sex. a term for sex is even called getting freaky
>>223142340can t find a consenting girl;
>>223142049new
>>223142358a load of bent little fellows
>>223142342I'm 25 it seem like it would be humiliating to even try at this point
>>223142138It's better than where it was two years agoThe tenants rights bill alone was a great piece of legislationAlso had some NHS dental reforms a few weeks ago that have been good
>>223142358need to suckle on that blond lad's little HRT cock
>>223142358
>>223142221Only took 50years
have therapy this afternoon so i spend the entire rest of the day being useless doing nothing until it's time to go
>>223142389at 25 i still was delusional enough to think i had time and it would inevitably happenDONT BE ME
Why do they call us piratas? Pirates are cool
>>223142412they really are
>>223142405i know you're talking about us in there :/
doing a pirate jig
roke
>>223142447that's my weenie
Hangover Chapter Cutscenes(Conker Live & Reloaded)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVJubHq10JY
>>223142447bet shes imagining thats a bbc her hand is around and shes milking it
>>223142465It clearly isn't
sucking a few carrots lathered with hummus
>>223142475rorke!
>>223142437will be going through the thread together and discussing your posts in particular
i'm goofy
>>223142499omg noooooooo hahahaha :/
where is the "new"
>>223142475
>>223138315>>223138315>>223138315
>>223142562every /brit/ is new in the grand scheme of things
>>223142613>>223142613>>223142613
>>223142412also pirates actively fought against the UK government
