ktim edition
thread theme:*whistles poorly as spittle flies everywhere*
sucking on a cock
where my nuclear fission lads at?
it'stim and thecare bames!!!
Decided to treat myself today lads
Ah the new
The question is Is it cruel to get an abortion if you find out it will have Down syndrome
think we'll have to plan a city break to the dam and get the non-sex-havers haved sexi'll be the tour guide, like one of the chinky ones, with a big flag with /brit/ on it and i'll take us on a tour
ran out of carrots so not i'm just licking hummus off my fingers
>>223142660south east asian wogslop is such goycattle food
Rorke drinking creamy cow's milkLeftypol drinking oat milk like a twat
>>223142670Moral obligation to do it so we don't have to read shit like >>223142681
>>223142651hi
>>223142681true
>>223142680replace the h in hummus with a c
How do i build total and utter mental fortitude
>>223142670Downs noAutism, yes. Downies are still sexual and limited by their disorder
>>223142723is not word
picky bits for tea
>>223142731Become a tour de force. A maverick. A whirlwind. A force of nature. The One To Be Reckoned With.
>>223142731not have a gf or sex like me for 38 yearsoh wait no that doesnt work i cry myself to sleep every night
having a cheugy wank
i'm just going to eat a full packet of seafood sticks for dinnermight dip them into something
finished by hummus so maybe i'll have some cherry tomatoes and feta
>>223142731You can fake it with SSRIs
>>223142806meet up with this lad and share>>223142680
would like to have a gf
>>223142858impossible im afraid
>>223142814would hang this in my house
did nofap for a week and i'm less happy i can't goon to fit girlsno other change other than wanting to goon
>>223142871:(
>>223142699sc
>>223142812>finished by hummuswhat did it do to you?
>>223142925drowned when a chickpea on his face xD
feeling nervous :S
>>223142858I'd like for men to be able to have kids with one another. Imagine having a family with no women. Epic.
total grey death
feeling crazy :Z
trannies look lush in videos where they control all the lighting and angles but whenever them in real life i can tell they're men for a mile awayshould have just done light hrt and no breast implants could have been a cute feminine guy rather than an hideous chimera
>>223142946screaming
You know that Nintendo DS game called The Nameless Game where you play a cursed game that kills you in one week if you play it
mother doing my head in. just ignoring her texts
>>223143000This is why I always say Pierbi passes extremely well. She may not look like the most attractive woman but she looks female in videos which is basically a litmus test for a tranny passing
Not eating tea tonight as I've got a poorly tummy
feeling prejudiced against third worlders
owed quite a bit in taxes this quarter
>>223143039get her shagged rotten
>>223143076No thank you? They take the piss mate. I'll give you a thank you. Here it comes.Thank you.
package still hasn't been delivered when it said it was supposed to arrive yesterdayI reckon a bame may have shoved it up their own arse
are you in pain? are you suffering? in fact, finishing third in the wc is a remarkable achievementit’s just a shame that the team you lost to was argentina
>Ann Widdecombe>Farage committing political suicide>Englel lost>nice weathergood start to my summer holidays
>>223143076oh my dayyyyyyys that's loads
cleaning the bathroom tomorrow
>>223143124right well we're going to lose to france
>>223143118Bane isn't real lad. he's a batman villain.
>>223142681We don't disrespect Charlie Bingham's here
>>223143124no i don't watch football
>>223143127got me at nice weather leftypol
if UK suddenly became Rorkeian and started to invade Ireland would you lads enjoy all of that
>>223143139how about you clean your smelly bedroom first
>>223143127>nice weathercome on now
>>223143127It’s beautiful
>>223143155sc
Reply to my post! >>223143032
>>223143124moved on already m8 things to do places to be doubt i'll even watch the final i'm a busy man
why is AI slop everywhere nowworld's gone to the toilet
>>223143179you're always phonepostingdo you just lie in bed all day
tim speaks of this
how far did scotland get again?
>>223143218no he doesn't, have you read any of his tweets?
>>223143216The opposite really
>>223143178it's sunny up here.
>>223143205makes me a bit sad that people knock out shit ai images on the chon instead of fun photoshop and mspaint efforts now. used to have to put a bit of work into your shitposting
>>223143248the full 8 inches into your mums vag
new psycroptic tomorrow
huge fan of them me
>>223143151>>223143164>>223143195i heard that it took spain 100 years to win the wcin my opinion, there is hardly any difference in skill among the teams ranked in the top eight of the fifa rankingsit simply comes down to their form on the day they could win or lose depending on how they are playing at that moment
>>223143170its clean and its not smelly
juden bellingstein
>>223143124I was a bit disappointed yesterday in how we played and the outcome, but our lot did good to get as far as we didVery much over it now though, can't waste time and energy ruminating on the past when there's a whole future ahead of us (wasted on me of course)
https://x.com/jonoread/status/2077648871455363380
>>223143280stuck your entire head and neck up there did you
stop CLOWNING around
>>223143353screamingsent that freak flying
Sir Sex Arser
>>223143353insomnia would never
>>223143346vid like this went around my school man putting his entire bald head and neck in a woman's fanny
>>223143334rorke lmao
>>223143372my post was just meant to be absurd i didn't think such a thing was possiblescreaming honestly
>>223143353he should've seen it coming.
just supped a nice glass of laphroaig
>>223143425grim
Number of games won by England in the last month or so at World Cups>5Number of games won by Scotland at every World Cup in history>5
>>223143248Scotland and Wales can't be expected to get far because they're just small countries with no money or resources
literally me
>>223143459Croatia
>>223143455Scotland has won every world cup except 1966 where the English cheated
>>223143444Why's that then?
in bed before 7pm fuck my gay nigger life
Me? I'm off the beerUntil tomorrowHEHEHE
in bed with you
>>223143482having a tug to tariq nasheed eh lad
Why is steak pronounced as stake?
>>223143476alri kim mcjongun
>>223143506prefer not to say
>>223143482i was in bed until 1:35pm because of the hangover
>>223143506don't know sorry
>>223143331yeah, that’s lifeyou can’t always be number oneamong asian football fans, south korea is often called the england of asiathis is because, after winning the first two asian cups we haven't won the title in nearly 70 yearsi don't think england or netherlands failing to win the wc is a matter of skillit just seems like they have absolutely bad luck
>>223143505who's that
>>223143475Sorry I was just being a bit sarcastic haha x
might go for a little cheeky walk suns, out, buns out, you see ;)
>>223143553oh haha sorry x
car alarm blaring outside not really on is it
I see you baby shegidereees
>>223143472looks like messi facially
mumber getting me to buy a steak pie from the butcher and then being in bed right now and showing no sign of waking to heat it up and do me mash and veg.I'm getting annoyed now. don't even really know how to make the gravy granules into gravy ffs.
bit ghoulish
stench of moorland fire saunters through the windows, then much akin to a drunken yob, assaults the sense with a brutish attack
>>223143561didn't even sit where the cucumber comes up
>>223143479just cant handle the taste. i get 0 pleasure out of it
songs about babys mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ
thats the bum out for the rest of the night
>>223143602We have something like that here but its made with filo doughIts called Kreatopita
>>223143626I hated the first bockle I bought, I got a different one this time (older) and it's alrightnot my favourite whisky but I can see more of the appeal of it
>>223143602gravy granules are like instant coffee but for gravy
My fucking ethernet plug isn’t fucking working anymore i’m fucking furious40 fucking quid for a new oneNot on is it
>>223143637It's because we are Trojans>Brut sett Londen ston
>>223143545i believe korea will win againi'm sending you my energy
>>223143602Do your ears perk up when someone posts "any useless bastard in?"
my computer is dying but i spent all my computer money on camera lenses and i'm a bit at a lossmight have to be a refurb
>>223143665gravy granules are a guilty pleasure tbf lad. they have almost no taste but there's a cheap, salty taste that's a throwback to mum's childhood dinners.instant coffee is grim but I drink it for the most part just to get a caffeine fix. I have to use about 6 or 7 teaspoons to make it strong enough to be palatable.what cheap and nasty food is your guilty pleasure anyway?? everyone has one
>>223143661Cat Wood
In 2019-20 there was a major push by anti-white academics to remove the word "Anglo-Saxon" from medieval studies. It was led by a pajeet academic named Mary-Rambaran Olm, who I had the displeasure of arguing with online. Beyond broad anti-whiteness, I think the reason the word "Anglo-Saxon" was targeted is because it is an indication that the ancestors of the English people came from Germany: mainly Saxony and Angeln in Jutland. Germany has been marginalized in the post-West for the past 81 years, and the money masters don't want English people to feel a connection to their brothers in Mitteleuropa. Since Cromwell, Britain's Judaized elite has crafted a liberal identity that is anti-European and anti-German in particular. By embracing the term Anglo-Saxon, the English people embrace a connection to Europe and Germany.
why is it so much easier to get off to gay porn than straight stuff?
>>22314366840 quid is a lot
i am not a coward!
>>223143739*starts raping you at 6 mph*
>>223143723>7 teaspoonsU wot m8
nary a syllable
>>223143750fake poster
marry a syllabub
>>223143723cocktail sausages from the fridge section at tescosometimes I'll just buy a box and eat that for tea
>>223143723chicago town margherita microwave pizza which i surivived on in unibut i had it so often i don't think i like it any more
>>223143744take a day off lad. this isnt healthy
big guy spongebob pants ok
scranning your mums shite pipe
just watching the melon migration, nothing wrong with that.
>>223142613stoner spliffson haha
>>223143788the large pepperoni one's are genuinely michelin star tier
scanning your mums shite pipe
>>223143810jamal rushing home to get his fishing rod
>>223143783based. do you eat them with ketchup or mustard or just enjoy the meaty flavour vacuum on its own?
>>223143822scream>>223143824scream
>>223143833Garlic mayo for meoccasionally piccalilli
>>223143723indo mie I get a big costco box of them and have it for when I cbf for lunch they're filled with all sorts of nasties but they hit the spot innit
>>223143822rather unprofessional of you, doc
>>223143819feel sick even looking at it
>>223143810All of them straight into my ass
>>223143868think you need to learn to read, bud
>>223143861corrr
you should stop eating sugary shit for your own health. after about 1 week you lose all cravings for it. cake? no thanks. pudding? no thanks. ice cream? no thanks. fizzy drinks? no thanks. choclate? no thanks.
chicken noodle mini pizza
>>223143895think YOU need to learn to read, bud
>>223143908alri eddie abbew
all fat bints are mine
always thought it was "kiss me out by the beer and barley" but actually it's bearded barleywhatever the fuck that is
>>223143922dont think i do actually mate
>>223143910luv gimpy little women doing their goofy fashion videos like anyone careswould genuinely cum all over that dress and thank her for being beautiful whilst she sits looking stunned and a bit scared
Why would i waste caloeries eating sweets when i can eat grilled fatty meat
Leftypol unmasked
>>223143960dont know
revenge fantasies flooding my mind again
I once tried to do 2 chicago towns in the oven at once. once stacked on the other. unfortunately it just meant the middle of both was still ice cold. used to eat 2 at a time
my life?? GAY PORN
>>223143948tuppence none the gayer
>>223143958cold out the tinnosh
>>223143939this is basically heresy in china
folk valley rorke
>>223143999ktim
>>223143999is this shropshire
>>223143967Rorke aghast at this. He has no response. He's been done beyond the stratosphere
just spaffed all over my belly then fell asleep
>>223143956321k people care enough to let her dance around in her silly dresses for a living
she looks peng here in a bikini
>>223143999rorke country
>>223144037she has a willy >_<
>>223144037would luv to spank his pert anglo botty
>>223143967Daily Mail putting his quid to good use
money-obsessed bloke with agp is it
>>223144047it's not gay if the penis is feminine.
>>223144024Nah further South than that
>>223144037would love to have lesbian sex with her
>>223144062alan gordon partridge
>>223144069dorset
>>223143999I'll be driving down there in 30 minutes
just walking about los santos shooting blacks
>>223144047so does stella but no one complains
pregnancy ruined my wife's bodyshe has disgusting dead skin and stretch marksi've been looking for bad postpartum pics and none of the are as bad as my wife's
Alri
>>223144095we'll keep an eye out for you
rape
trannyspamming, is it
Thinking it's time for another playthrough of Pokemon PlatinumWish I got the autism that makes me good and smart at stuff instead of the autism that makes me play games from my childhood on repeat
rorke
(8) lock the door, stop the world, start the inspirationI'll be yours in a moment to elevatethe after hours, every night, even after all (8)
would have absolutely loved to have worked at a tabloid newspaper in the early to mid 2000s
>>223144037Dicksgusting
London Delenda Est
>>223144037gay if you wouldn't quite frankly
>>223144103maybe you should leave her
luv this building so much
>>223144137was still legal for 16 year olds to be tits out on page 3 then
>>223144137i'd go back a bit morewhen they did the "good" page 3you know
>>223144107Reminds me of that cat from courage the cowardly dog
Politics is the continuation of war by other means
'roni 'za in the 'ven
>>223144149me when im on the hit TV show Friends in the early seasons and the waitress and Central Perk asks me which sandwich i ordered
>>223144113what starter
where is "bradford paki"
>>223144149so a rueben then
>>223144103this is good in comparison to what she has
>>223144156>>223144163didn't know that was allowed
>>223144111its british culture so don't complain, we have olivia robin, sesora33, stella francis, alize vert
>>223144182in bradford
>>223144181soup or garlic mushrooms usually
>>223144181think I'll go for the firecracker shrimp please mate x
>>223144163'
do you like mummy's new single
>>223144189even my stretchmarks aren't as bad as this
>>223144155fascinating history that
>>223144103I've heard cocoa butter is good for stretch marks.
>>223144214Been pregnant have you?
>>223144107It's the middle of summer, you shouldn't wrap the berg up in heavy fabrics, but since you're American I will guess you have AC keeping your house cool
me can't believe it not custard
>>223144219myth
nothing more foul and pathetic than stretchmarks from fatness. it's about a sure a visual indicator of massive mental illness and capitulation as an arm full of self harm scars
>>223144211it's goodit's no `On Wires` though
>>223144239I don't believe you
wish i was carly rae jepsen's stretchmark
>>223144240I'd say paedophilia was worse but you're likely an anime fan so have a very different view
>>223144182salam pal
Carlybender in? Need to ask him a question.
>>223144225Not him but I've got them on the inside of my thighs and arse area from the gym
>>223144260uh oh tiger tummy boy feels called out
We at /brit/ have formally agreed to accept Claude Code
>>223144289sounds french
>>223144240I didn't even get that fat, I just put 3 stone on so quickly I got themthen I properly capitulated and put another 3 stone on because why not lol
>>223144275your worse than a nonce
>>223144289Can't think of a single thing I'd use claude code for in my own time, and I'm a software engineer
>>223144297ivorian centre claude codé back
Tuchel is a COWARD & A FRAUD!
>>223144297no it's that jewish lad with the baldness off the apprentace
>>223144289accept it and do what with it?
>>223144333i will give him Euros 2028 to redeem himself
>>223144333Tuchel is a scapegoatEngland did not "park the bus"After the goal, Argentina started pressuring England and we couldn't handle that pressureThat's why Tuchel brought more defenders on. Because he saw that we were not able to attack any more with Argentina pushing so hardDo you retards really think he decided to park the bus with half an hour left and 1 goal difference?
i can cook rice perfectly without a rice cooker. it isnt difficult either.
This is my wife
>Energy drinks will also be banned from all vending machines in England
>June Sarpong appointed to the House of Lords
wish i hadn't discovered reddit when i was 12
>>223144350yes
That's him done then.
>>223144365Negro Worship is the religion of the British ruling class.
>>223144365>Sarpong Imagine the smell
Any extraflags users in? I need to ask a question.
>>223144350obviously yes. its a managers job to sway the game
Putting on Dan Burn is as clear a 'parking the bus' sign as it gets
still hungry what should i get from the shop lads
no use playing the what if game. we lost as we always do
>>223144350>England did not "park the bus"erm actually having 6 defenders on the pitch is a really attacking move
>>223144361fuck this stupid country imma kill myself
>>223144411Fair play to him getting up there in the Argie box at the endImagine if he'd headed one in, would have been mental
are there mini asdas? asda express? i'ven ever seen one
>>223144431Yeah but what if we had won? Did you consider that?
Sign of the end timesJust seen a fat Hijabi’d up Paki woman driving a bus
>>223144385>I-I'm not mad, y-you are-
I've got stretch marks and saggy skin from losing a lot of weight but I don't mind it because I'm much happier now. Gonna lose a bit more and have even saggier skin and then maybe I'll get it chopped off
>>223144440the one in garston is quite small but not quite express size
>>223144440besides petrol station idk
>>223144240ive got stretchmarks on my thighs and i've always been thin af :((( it's shit
>>223144448into a crowd of pedestrians?
>>223144407What do you expect him to do? Shout SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS?>>223144432ESL moment. Learn to read
>>223144434big money to be made in the emerging underground energy drink black market
>>223144458i've got stretch marks from a rapid growth spurt at 16. they look like scars
>>223144448You said fuck all at the time because you're a coward.
>>223144464Oh do pack it in Rorke
>>223144440There's an Asda Express up the road but it's a petrol station
>>223144451>>223144385quick rundown?
>>223144436reckon tommy tickle should have had a proper emergency plan of getting 2 lads to stand next to dan burn and have the whole rest of the team spam long balls up to him, win the knockdowns, bosh
>>223144496it's all contained in those tweets you fucking thick cunt
Need to do a runtoil but really REALLY don’t want to
>>223144496Are you fucking thick
>>223144496Do you have eyes?
>>223144516Do you actually need to do itAre you being chased
>>223144496Are you gay?
>>223144466he brought on six defenders accepting that england would be the team under pressure rather than bringing on someone to try and win the ball back get up the pitch put the argies under pressure and score another goaland that is called parking the busyou mong
>>223144496Children, remain calm. The Falkland Islands have just been invaded. The disputed islands lie here off the coast of Argentina...
>>223144513>>223144524>>223144526settle down
Justin Bieber has died
>>223144496depth charges is gay slang for poo bombs
>>223144540doubt that
>>223144540who?
>>223144540thats a shame
Why didn’t Kane just score 1 or maybe even 2 goals yesterday
>>223144540Killed by a depth charge I heard
>>223144567decided not to
>>223144540BABY BABY NOOOOO
>>223140764
>>223144567he likes to play this fun game where he tracks back instead
>>223144496Bikain's father was the commander submarine S21 ARA Santa FeChris Parry dropped the depth charges that blew it up during the Falklands war
>>223144567cosplaying as a defensive midfielder
>>223139095>>223139095
>>223144592HE LINKED THE OLD THE MADMAN
>>223144631>>223144631>>223144631
rumpelshitskin
>>223144647>>223144647>>223144647
>>223144466bit thick arent you
