i do not like black people at all
>>223167032get them melted down and used to fill the potholes i say
getting things ready for a big ol' barbeque
For so called “tough guy soldiers” these Falklands war veterans are a bunch of fucking snowflakes
>>223167015dont get it
flittering around like a butterfly
>>>223167008
Need a fackin lager down me fackin gullet
mad how traitorous scots and welsh areas if it was only english who died fighting for the falklands
I love England
InterPals. Lomography. Meetup. They're all just dating apps for shy/nerdy/sensitive girls that need a bit of plausible deniability.
Too dumb to understand investing, me
>>223167081Yeah another pointless war started by England which led to the deaths of Scot’s and Welsh
just received an email from google
really is a sign of low iq if you don't notice a bew thread just because it isn't posted several timesan arrow appears by the number
TAYTAY FIGHTING FOR THE FUTURE
I met a Ukrainian girl on interpals 4 years ago and we still text multiple times a week, and I met her in person in Krakow once.She's gay though so it's not a romantic thing
>>223167139
>>223167108>started by EnglandWas Argentina you retard
Someone donated £2.5k just so he would do a certain ending on this speedrun, had no idea how huge this stuff ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feUQGGskV9M
imbibing a mr. pibb
>>223167164taytay on a mad one
>>223167180Get it guzzled
country is just full of stupid fat cunts you included. north to south stupid mongs. go fuck yourself
>>223167168Oh Argentina sent our troops over there did they?
>>223167199Get it guzzled
>>223167164rightoid slop
>>223167201rorke daydreaming doing this and getting a wife out of it
gone onto a reddit thread about banning trannies from sports and some woman said she agreed with it and bio women need their own spaces and the trannies jumped on her trying to prove that they were no different and that they didnt believe she was a womanthey live in a different world
>>223167199BWC
>>223167203women when i approach them
>>223167208disingenuous little mollusc
When I was in Macedonia I did a tour of Matka Canyon and a really old church and there was an extremely obese British woman in my group and she couldn't do half the tour because walking up stairs was too difficult for her. At one point she stopped to get ice cream and held us all up
>>223167242they shouldn't be living at all
>Since Abraham Lincoln’s assassination in 1865, every President has been alive at the same time as Herbert Hoover.now that's what I call a fun fact
Took blud to the cinema he loved it aha x
>>223167159Reckon it would be easy for a woman on interpals to pick out a country she wants to move and talk to the men from there and eventually get to migrate
>>223167276what
>Royal Mail Postman Suspended After Blind Shih Tzu Kicked To Death >A Royal Mail postman has been suspended following a deeply distressing incident in Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire, where Ring doorbell footage captured an eleven-year-old dog being fatally attacked.>The victim, a partially blind Shih Tzu named Ethel who had only one tooth, was struck just seconds after a parcel was delivered to the family home.>Owner Eve Lewis, an NHS worker and mother to a five-year-old son, described the horrific moment her beloved pet was assaulted.>According to her account, the postman was walking away before deliberately turning around to strike the elderly dog."He didn't just kick her, he toe punted her like she was a football. She flew up in the air and hit the ground and rolled three times."
>Lomographywe used to call them snapshits on /p/ back in 2009 or somethingthat reminds me, photography is definitely something girls like as a hobby. remember meeting a lot of girls just by having a dslr around my neck and chatting them about lenses and aperture and countries i'd done shoots in
>>223167302you heardtwat
Lads just to say I've been pretending to be Welsh and Scottish the last few days to wind you up and will continue to do so for as long as I find it funny x
>>223167298sc
got swamp ass
>>223167319spotted you a mile off mate, you have to get up very early in the morning to get me
>>223167295bro brought his accursed effigy to the movies
>>223167330been to the bathroom to wipe my arse with wet wipes 10 times today and every time it smells of rank shit and sweat
whole country is full of cunts england scotland wales northern ireland. just all bags of shite. everyone in this thread and out of it. losers fuck you
I am a complete and utter failure
Going to sort out the recycling pile in the corner of my roomWish me luck de lods
>>223167303
Brits love bad weather so much that they actively curse the good weather
OP getting rapidly diminishing returns on his imagePlease reply to it
good british youtube food people that are not gary eats/grenno eats/the lad from nonce my takeaway?
love cabergs and dogbergs so much but cant have one
>>223167303TPD
>>223167303>suspendedNo animal cruelty charges?
i do think postmen have a hard time with dogs. read they are attacked very often so it's normal for them to start retaliating.of course you mongs will just say rasheed and the redditors will seethe but it's true. keep your dog on a fucking leash if you're outside and expecting post
>>223167387take a step back and think about the choices you made in your life that lard up to this point
>>223167384technically every post itt is a reply
>>223167406It was a lap dog, not a Rottweiler
regret so much of my life
when i get hard my willy points straight up rather than 90 degreesself-conscious about it
Get a horrible sense of anxiety when i have to go home from work, not particularly sure why I think its just being alone with my thought and incel freak life until i fall asleep in agony. also on edge because my neighbours were burgled last week and one got their head caved in like a cartoonjust a sensitive young man i guess
>>223167354thats dire
>>223167203how to reach this shape
>>223167032
>>223167407>lardlol
cody kept his dog on leash in the parking lot
My local British grocery store sells goose lard
The plumber took a shit in my toiletI feel like that's just not on is it
*Blocks ZOGs path*Not so fast chaim
>>223167414they freak out about small ones anyway. mine drops the package and then sprints away because there was a tiny dog in the house
>>223167406My mum was a postwoman until recently and said that dogs bark a lot and often run up to the door but had only been bitten by chihuahuas so obviously no damage aside from pinpricks. If we lived in a shithole with bullies and Rottweilers everywhere though she would probably have to be more cautious. She actually helped rescue a lost dog that was following her, fat little bulldog thing.
I love consuming diarrhea with a spoon
>>223167105Miss the old culturepals threads on /int/
>>223167406I would agree but as long as you're a guest in this country you've got to make some compromises. If that means you get bitten by a dog every now and then sobeit.
>>223167032>peoplewoke
nth for the gyaldem
getting on Interpals
>>223167455basically been toilet cucked
>>223167455Did he ask for permission
taking zinc and vitamin d, fucking hell, its like im a teenager again with how much im wanking
>>223167455That's very odd
any alcoholics in?
just took a shit in my client's toilet hope he doesn't mind
>>223167203what movie is this
Haven't bought chewing gun for years
>>223167455he needed to check if it's working
>>223167494how soon after taking do you see the effects?
>>223167494you're a failure in your personal and professional life LOL!
>>223167486interpals and interrailing is the way to go. if you're young enough get on the erasmus programme too
>>223167349ktim perhaps it's an age thing. I've never smelled this bad before, and I actually spray my arse in the shower now.
>>223167456
Out of niccy pouches will have to wait until toil is done to get moreNot pleased
>>223167417ktim
>interpals2013 called haha
Jew meltyIran won, zog lost Cry about it
>>223167526codybeast
>>223167354I'm sure you're not a cunt though are you
interpol went to shit after antics
>>223167528thats a bit mean isn't it
>>223167354tired auld gimmick this especially since you take 30 minutes to find your next picture
deepthroating a tunnocks milk chocolate coated caramel wafer biscuit
>>223167542Heres what the jewish stare looks like
>>223167526The video is hilarious, this thing moves around like nothing is wrong
>>223167612the last thing a succulent goyim infant sees
Headed to the Maldives in September to do some diving. Wish we had all the /brit/ lads together on an atoll
shocked me a bit learning most europeans had dark hair and eyes and more tan olive skinthought everyone was as pasty as me realise im a bit of an outlier on the wider stage x
Narry a pixel
>>223167631*falklands
what the hell is happening? my willy's turning into a tunnocks brand milk chocolate coated caramel wafer biscuit
>>223167573fuck you
>>223167631mad how chatgpt images still have that shitty mottled effect after a few tries
I've got a big soft bum
>>223167601how is it a gimmick. you being a cunt isn't a gimmick. fuck you
>>223167655lucky bastard, i got lumped with the tea cake
hi
keep it on discord yeah
>>223167691hi
I'm actually quite a nice person so I don't know if I'm being included in that guy's posts about everyone being cunts
>>223167666bum out?
nigger
Had a willy (status: hard) but couldn’t be bothered to even have a wank. Might be depressed lol
hey x
could just wank to normal shite too
keep waking up with a rock hard willyfucking annoying
do you think fish walking around on land is scary?
Spaino about?
>>223167764That's a sign of healthy penile function
for me it's that Aussie that copies my posts sometimes and repeats them a few days later presumably does it to others too
>>223167482
right so i'm just not allowed to talk to someone at all ever
>>223167719lying on my bed naked as we speak
>>223167795sort it out
>>223167797no sorry
if you're reading this fuck you
>>223167795you're giving off obsessed gimp vibes brucie what's going on
>>223167820
picky bits for tea
schizos always end up producing another schizo obsessed with hating them
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/%22picky%20bits%22/ All the same poster of course
aliens inspecting my triangular willy
keep your gay flirting on discord or britfeel
for me it's picky tea
whole cock needs coming off
>new flatmate is the spitting image of a young Remy LaCroixCheeky devilish wank incoming
>>223167863sorry *corners you against a wall*well? *smirks and lips licks*
>>223167878bizarre lie
trimming my foreskin with nailclippers
Russia should invade alaska after they finish off ukraineI would immediately volunteer to fight for them if they did thisIt would be kinoA glorious death fighting off as many zogbots as i can in the cold alaskan tundra
Should I move to the UK?
>>223167903yes and bring all your cousins
I like crocs they're comfortable and easy to wear
Can't imagine having to meet some stranger that you have to live with like that
yeah, id go to war with achaia over this arse
of course the only time a girl approaches me when im out is when im with one already
>>223167903drop in the water at this point
>>223167878seen her with her tongue in a black mans arsehole before
reading about historical genocidesMad how the holocaust and maybe arguably the Bosnian genocide is/was the only time it’s ever been punished. Every other time it’s happened historically the perpetrator has just got away with it
>>223167782nolan is a fucking hack
>>223167946favorite historical genocide? for me its the Hawaiians
>>223167897why not join the Northwest Front
>>223167936the phraseme is drop in the ocean
men in their 30s having female housemates and then comparing them to porn stars and wanking over them gives me the fear.
telling my cat that mum's called him from upstairs but she hasn't haha
>>223167968The holocaust
>>223167913>>223167936would you trade all Pakistanis and Somalis in the UK for 1 Indian man? I won't
>>223167946We’re still being punished for the transatlantic slave trade
rorke why are all the smart people in universities left wing and why are all right wingers so opposed to science and logic and reasonwould like an answer pronto
Left the house without my phone, I'd left it on my desk, nothing happened, I didn't die.
mad how we all wanked with our mates at sleepovers but just never speak of it now as adults
>>223168020Maybe the descendants but all the traders got massive pay-outs to free their slaves. If anything the perpetrators there actually got rewarded.
just having a bad mental health day (which happens to all of us!) <3
>>223168002sounds like you need to grow thicker skin
median age of /brit/?
>gives me the fearmmm don't like that one bitquite gay to say that I think
>>223168042When I was young, probably 9 or so, I took a photo of my cock at a friend's sleepover on a disposable camera as a laugh, the fucking thing got developed, my parents told me off. Makes me fucking laugh now.
>>223168042mad how it's impossible to convince the freaks that did this that it was actually a weird thing to do and the majority of people did not wank with their mates at sleepovers
DUMMYYEAH
>>223168066would you say it gives you the fear
my name jeff
>>223168096literally everyone did it you've just exposed yourself as a billy no mates lmao
when people talk about travel are they talking about hostels/backpacking or does staying in a hotel count as travel?
Might clean up the bedroom today
>>223168074screamdone this with the holiday camera mum bought me to take pictures with on my first holidayalso just reminded me of the time I photocopied my willy and the printer wouldn't stop printing pictures of my knob
>>223168042guilty. i could get a boner but had never ejaculated yet. couldn't figure out why my friends kept going into the bathroom to finish off
You ask a girl out, and she texts you: "Sorry, I’m not looking to date anyone right now."Simp: "No problem! I'd still love to keep texting you though. We can just keep chatting as friends."Badboy: "Fair enough. If I wanted a text buddy, I'd text my sister. Hit me up when you're ready to actually misbehave."Deliver the line. Then walk away.Let her sit with it.She isn't actually "not ready" to date.She's testing your boundaries to figure you out:Are you desperate enough to settle for her leftovers?Or do you value your time too much to play games?Those two answers put you in completely different categories in her mind.Accepting the "friendship" deal tells her you have zero options and zero self-respect.You become the safe guy she uses for free attention while she sleeps with other men.The "sister" line tells her you CHOOSE who gets access to your energy.By walking away, you took the prize off her table.Now she's the one left wondering if she made a mistake letting you go.
>>223167201ktim
>>223168125Cider, Pint of.
>>223168096they know it's freakish and gaythey just don't want to admit it
>>223168118
pride tomorrow :)
>>223168125whats really interesting is that these kind of people think women are a masterminded group of supervillains with a huge dossier of men's heights, but theyre also effectively woodland animals that get confused if you dont look at them directly in the eyes when talking
Personally I always thought wanking with your mates was incredibly bent. Remember how the row behind me in Physics would genuinely wank mid lesson and make a game out of it. One even wiped some spunk into the Indian girls hair - which is pretty blatant sexual assault. Profoundly odd.
>>223168119topkek, the stupid things we did as kids. I once printed out this exact image, blu-tacked it to the outside glass shower door, then had a shower, knelt down and had a wank and spaffed onto the glass over the picture. I then tore it up into a thousand pieces and chucked it away. No idea why I bothered with such an elaborate wank setup.
>>223168162for me? wrath
>>223168162already got some
what did you and your friends wank to together? we had the "fuzzies" where HBO at night was mostly static but occasionally you could make out a tit
>>223168193each other
ok i will fuck his arse!
Kek
don't think I can live without the drink
gays truly are bizarreno I never wanked my mates or wanked with themfuck's sake
>>223168164a lot of leftypols believe that there are people just dying of starvation in england for some reason
>>223168181scr
>>223168181had a poster of buffy the vampire slayer i would literally cum over then hide under my bedin the end it was so crusty and the amount of cum on it that was dried it it basically shattered into pieces
it's a rugby lad thing
>>223168252favourite Buffy girl?
>>223168236dont be so dramatic
wonder if swan tastes nice
>>223168238I’ve worked for a food bank. Don’t believe a word of what they tell you. There is no food poverty in this country. There’s a lot of “I deserve x, y and z” in this country and the food banks are run by people with political agendas whose main aim is to keep the food bank open
>>223168249spunked to the full version of this
>>223168270buffy
>>223168142can't stand crumpled flags
>>223168219past trying to make sense of this evil country
>>223168252I bet it stank
I genuinely am gay and wank to the thought of one of the mates I regularly go to the pub withHe's muscular but also a bit chubby and he's got a lovely plump arse and I desperately want to shag himHe doesn't know I'm gay tho
>>223168291would also cum under the desk in the computer room and make no attempt to clean it upno wonder no one really used it but me
will only have to spend 1.5 years behind bars1 rule for them
>>223168270Buffy then, now Dawn
>>223168310You wanked at school in class? That's fucking grim
>>223168249>>223168286Sauce?
>>223168285>I’ve worked for a food bankdidn’t really though did you
>>223168284it's probably greasy like goose
>>223168324i did wank in class a few times but i'm referring to the computer room at home here
>>223168304You should tell him. Maybe he’s a homosexualist as well
>>223168304ever look at his cock at the urinals?
its only funny if its just some kids having fun bro
I’ve worked for a poo bank. Don’t believe a word of what they tell you. There is no pooverty in this country. There’s a lot of “I deserve x, y and pee” in this country and the poo banks are run by people with political agendas whose main aim is to keep the poo tank open
>>223168308Can't stop my eyes drifting to top left
>>223168304vile gay freak
>>223168324played with myself through my trousers at the back of the science class once
>>223168328But I did
the Biomass situation is crazy
straberry and cream pepsinot bad!
>>223168347he's got a gf>>223168350yeah it's big, saw it when we were pissing in a forest path on the way home once, probably about 8 inches and thick
>>223168337yeah i guess its like goose, which i like. duck too. the penger end of the poultry spectrum
Might see if the gf and I can pool our money and buy this. You never have to pay for gas or electricity
was thinking about this at work earlierSay a gay man was fucking me anally and he unleashed a massive torrent of pozzed semen directly and deeply into my bowels might I contract AIDS?
rat arsed eating cheese and savoys
flowery twats
>>223168308can you watch iplayer in the VLC desktop client?
>>223168416doubt it
>>223168411built for blacks
Is Paris really that bad?
hate hicccups
>go go local co-op to get energy drinks and ciggies>only have multi packs of the super small red bull or monsters in some weird summer purple piss flavour>no ciggies only a tiny counter with vapes, patches, that gum shitkilling myself over this :(
>>223168435you can watch sex vidoes on it
>>223168421trying too hard
>>223168463need to get off that muck
>>223168416depends on his viral loadit's actually surprising how many times the average professional homosexual needs to get bummed before you get the aids
>>223168411>having a doorEnjoy your heat loss
>>223168467https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKKmHiNFChc
>>223168475Live a little
neoliberal
>>223168477reminder that patient zero took 100 cocks in 1 night once
>>223168483Built to European passivhaus standards
They are showering
>>223168472wgat
>>223168411
VPN loadin'
cheese
>>223168463what's your go to flavour
Might go to this
>>223168411deary me
>>223168312mad how much the police get away with
CHEESE YA CUNTCHEESE YA CUNT
>>223168411deeply evil
splitting wood with an axe but missing and swinging between my legs all the way around and splitting the back of my head in half
admitted to my work friends i tried to suck my own once or twice. they are fucking liars if they say they never tried
cheese is the best ever
>>223168535>mass demonstrationfor what
Proms 2026 starting on BBC2 right now lads.Big night if you're white (or Clive Myrie of course).
>>223168550Hate them init
crazy how degenerate faggots think everyone does the same shit they do
Can I make the new? :P
Accidentally took laxatives instead of Imodium and I have an important meeting with Mr. Yakamoto in 10 minutes!
>>223168612who are you even talking to
u hate me cuz my life lit !!
there is no god only suffering
>>223167936that would cease the local marine life existence
>>223168626me not you
my life a movie
>>223168623yeah
>>223168632hs?
>>223168529Energy drinks?I like the OG monster and Red Red BullsFor cigs? Mostly get Marlboro reds or roll my own with menthol filters, although if I'm going hiking or camping I treat myself to come cigarillos
>>223168617>>223168617>>223168617
>>223168595What about that shecuckoo mason family?
>>223168503yeahthose early cases of hiv they were saying they had thousands of random partners when scientists were talking to the first people to come down with it perfectly normal
