Patriotic Jap edition
glod
where diego
OG monster is the nastiest goy goop on the market
>08/21/20 New boards added: /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/ and /vm/any chance of any new boards soon you reckon?
>>223168686no
nth for the baddiedem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lASHbOexq6s
>>223168671Diego died on the way back to his home planet
>>223168686need a bbc/cuck containment board
>>223168692ok thanks
>>223168709kek
>>223168711love rabbits wish they didn't have a habit of randomly dying
why come the only posts that make me laugh are union jacks? come on aussies do better!
gosh
state of thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr0LNyZtlZw
my life is like a video game
join us in the summer /int/ Discordhttps://discord.gg/GfbGh35EFX
>>223168710need a strange gf
Using the forbidden technique that Sensei said I must never use
We need to popularise basketball and baseball in the UK
>>223168745Ok I will join it !!
what's the youngest woman you'd shag?
Utilising drugs to pay for secret wars around the world
when you walk with allah you don’t fear death
my life turned out ok. nothing to call home about but I keep it moving.
>>223168710She's got them eating out of her hand muhaha
>>223168762no we don’t jamal
>>223168726you realise a yank not liking our posts is the best possible compliment dotn you lad
What would you do if I shagged your arse?
>>223168770i hate women
>>223168796shit on your cock
>>223168796but you havent shaffed my arse
Sorry I was away in Hampstead HeathAnyway... MY LIFE GAY PORN!VERY NICE!
Still cringe at my Tom Waits phase
just seen a chinese exchange student wearing a jacket that said 'mr fungus nigga' on the back what does that mean?
>>223168837getaGay sexArse !!
>>223168845mouldie spotted in the wild
An MP who was accused of touching the breasts of two women at London's Groucho Club has been found not guilty of sexual assault.Patrick Spencer, the MP for Central Suffolk and North Ipswich, had been accused of approaching both women, in separate incidents, and placing his hands on their breasts in August 2023.The 38-year-old denied two counts of sexual assault and was found not guilty following a trial at Southwark Crown Court. He fell to his knees in the dock and could be seen sobbing as the verdicts were returned.
I wouldn't because I am a faggot But the rule for minimum datable age is (n/2)+7 where n stands for your own current age
The lads
>>223168845heathernonce spotted
>>223168837rour
we need to nuke nigeria i can't bear to see another post from a nigerian ever again
been kicked from the bloody /int/ cord
>>223168859reddit rule
my life a mukbang video
>>223168891don't worry about it ok
Warwick Davis naughty lifesize scale silicon sex doll fleshlight sex toy for men ADULT
elon's daughter is actually fit as fuck
>>223168906
Hope we get to go home soon
>>223168897i'd rather be called reddit than be a nonce
>>223168878somalinet is over there akh
temu fleshlight degloved my Oenis
bugs umbunny: nyeeehh, whats up cock?
Broke my 2 week sobriety award. Such a grim alkie twat me
>>223168925When your father is a trillionaire you can afford the best healthcare, surgery, etc in the world
>>223168952Celebrate it with a drinky poos
alison brie is too cute bro my Oenis is leaking
BIG CANSBIG CHIPSBIG LAD
dipping dark chocolate timtams in peanut butter
>>223168967Drinking right now as we speak
Desperately need a smoke please just one cigarette please please then I can quit
>>223168985Fat motha fucker
>>223168869'kin state
my gf pulled a dreamworks face when I said I'm good in bed once
just had a miserable dozen games of overwatch not sure why i do this to myself
are you lot going to the pub with your friends to watch the final on sunday? I wont be, I have no friends. I have some barely perceptible quality that makes people instinctively loathe me you see.
>>223168998
aff tae pride tomorrow hoping to meet some fit birds
>>223168935blud needs a math equation to know if it's noncey to shag a child
>>223168985time to hit up the peanut butter bar
balti bubbling away nicely on the stove
>>223169031Noncing is obviously wrong The respectable degree of age gap between consenting adults is a different topic
>>223169030see how many walking sticks you can steal
>>223169019ktimiahnf(i also have no friends)
you NEED to see this
>>223169040Dog shaggers opened this restaurant
>>223168990gwan son, burn that delicious tobacco and set the nicotine free x
>>223169050do you think it's noncey to have sex with a 26 year old adult woman because you are 40
Cheers lads it's the weekend
>>223169040hmm yummy
>>223169078street shitter food
>>223169069which one does God live in then
My legs feel like shite and I don’t know why
>>223169078are kingfishers any good never tried them
>>223169107That's none of your business
absolutely crackers that some of you will be virgins your entire life. literally every day of your life until you die you'll be a sad lonely incel. you will not once feel the emotional and physical love of another human. arguably the only thing you're on this earth to do and you'll never experience it. how do you freaks cope with that?
>>223169078The Voujon in Leeds. Great Indian restuarant.
imagine being a married man with your mate at the indian resturaunt and he's some freakish incel who types poo screaming at strangers while you're with him
>>223169019I'll be watching it with my friends on /sp/
>>223169133pscrtim
>>223169148That's my husband
lots of pointlessly nasty posts
Ever make a funny face
>>223169153<3
>>223169095>>223169148christ mate who pissed in your kraft dinner?
>>223169133i cope by forming parasocial relationships with e-whores
if i move the espresso machine from the kitchen to my bedroom will something bad happen
>>223168859ok but what does n stand for in this equation?>>223168916hahahha he's getting the dougnut
never seen eating food as anything more than an annoying chore
>>223169162This xx
Can I ask a question?
was about to post something nasty and spiteful
well said joemy captainhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1784312751670969.mp4
>>223169183it will alter your life in profoundly unimaginably positive ways
>>223169207you just did
>>223169183this is how chris chan burned his house down btw
>>223169207i dont know can you?
there is nothing to look forwards to now that the queen is dead
>>223169210yay
>>223169166Daily
>>223169220he was also mentally ill and retarded though
>>223169209legend
Slapping Rorke's botty
my life a black nigger
>>223169209Brilliant. The ICB should fine the windies but won't. Cowards.
the spaniac discord had another high likelihood spaino sighting yesterday, they just confirmed it
gf has a subdural hematoma
is this real
>>223169171xx
>>223168948s
>>223169309you're telling me this is a police officer?
Don't really feel like cleaning if I'm honest.
2 mini rolls down my rancid gullet
right well that's me sent into the stratosphere
ran out of nicotine fuck me
>>223169133not that weird is it plenty of humans have died like this
>>223168858he obviously did it if it was 2 separate incidents
>>223169338bullying animals that aren't pets should be illegal
incelhobby done. time for an incelwank
>>223169359dont think thats true
>>223169309theres photos of her arse in it that look pengalengcranked the hog twice to it today
raf POO squadron is in position over dresden bombs awaychaps
>>223169356I was about to post a smoking webm good thing I saw this
>>223169078could you send me a lamb bhuna in the post
>>223169297>>223169285
waitrose katsu curry in de oven
so when i, a grotesque alcoholic, walk into the shop bossman barely looks up from his phone but when three zoomer girls walk in with their tummies out he's delighted chatty and friendly?i see how it isi probably spend 10 times as much money there as them
>>223169133think this might be one of those projection posts
smartphones ruined the internet
>>223169356
>>223169400have you tried walking in with your tummy out?
>>223169309Wasian tings
>>223169133Just don't care anymore, well maybe I do somewhere deep down, but honestly feel so emotionally dead that I just don't feel anything for anythingMight have the 'pression or very low test
>>223169403dont see how that can be considering im not an incel. not even confident you know what projection means quite frankly.
>>223169417no, to be fair
Might wank to death
ava that's not normal
>>223169439trying too hard to seem normal
>>223169439yeah? ahaha
>>223169436I thought I didn't care for the longest time until a certain girl joined the team at work and suddenly the feels came flooding in almost immediately
play il2: cliffs of dover
Sir Andy Burnham
>>223169457mental how girls just love slutting it out in public
>>223169451think the most i ever did was about 12 and i thought blood came out on the last one so stopped for 24 hours
why is this so hard?
where now is the poo and the grangler?
>>223169078corrr invader slop(I hope you die of a heart attack)
>>223169461you should try harder to have sex >>223169470yeh lol
so it turns out the cute wholesome ice skater is also a slag, checks out
>>223169133Not too fussed desu
>>223169492what glep be playin on his ipad in the smiling friends break room
>>223169474No girls at last toil and now I toil from home in my new one so if anything it's become worse
>>223169492i have a feeling they overestimate the impact that wind has on professional football
>>223169524it's a game mechanic rorke
>>223169518no one will ever believe this cope.
>>223169436Ktim
rorkes's mate: come down the indian with us rorke, we'll have a curryrorke: no thanks, not eating that invader slop
>>223169457Need to see her walk in this
>>223169537I think he's trying to convince himself more than anyone
>>223169537grow up
>>223169498you're still trying too hard
>>223169309got shit on her teeth
>>223169133i honestly stopped caring when i turned 30. maybe it's just my test dropping or what but being in a relationship seems like a hassle at this point. the only women available to me are single mothers or walled slags anyway
BOLLOCKS TO BISTO
>was at a pub quiz last night>had two bloody women on our team>elbowed my pals on their sides and said "we've got two bloody women on our team">doing well >it gets to the sports section>remind the lads that we've got two bloody women on our team>subject is Formula 1>they got literally 5/5 right whilst we were cluelesswhy do women like carshit?
>>223169570didn't happen
>>223169568ramsays nightmares?
>>223169562ok if you say so incel
>>223169570because all the drivers are rich and handsome
painful zit on my forehead
>>223169570they like the speed, the danger, the adrenaline of it
Penis check 1 2
>>223169590yh
>>223169592still trying too hard
is there a medical term for when your brain doesn’t mature at the same pace as everyone else? When I was 16 I didn’t give a fuck about school I was retarded and didn’t even know how to study and revise, now I’m 25 I feel a lot smarter and wish I would’ve gone to university
>>223169567yeh dont believe this cope either. humans are hardwired to want love and affection etc. its literally in your genes so you cant just stop caring.i think you're just lying to yourself to self-medicate really mate.
mental how the players completely shit the bed after scoring and all the blame has been on the manager who tried to stop the players shitting the bed
mates went out without me tonight because I've got the horrible shitsfeeling like that picture of squidward watching spongebob and patrick having fun from his window
>>223169623maybe but i'm not gonna put any effort into it anyways. starting in my 30s just seems like a waste of time
would very much enjoy a penis check from a greek foid
>>223169623maybe you're an autist who can't understand theory of mind
>>223169617you had ADHD and should have been given PIP
>>223169520I dunno man I think I actually preferred being in blissful ignorance rather than being reminded of what I was missing
>>223169652
>>223169537It's true, I feel some validation knowing I could've gotten closer if I'd tried and stepped up. But the way I am I'm not good for a relationship. A friendship sure but deeper than that is a bad idea
>>223169656maybe you're a coping incel freak struggling to come to terms with being a virgin literally your entire life. you're going to die a virgin nigga lol
might adopt the philosophy of life for myself as described in 'yes man' starring jim carrey
got his ass
kinda shocked how many of you are actually lifelong incels i know we're literally on incels.com.au but still
>>223169688pretty sure we're on 4channel.org
Yes, you can theoretically qualify for Personal Independence Payment (PIP) with a micropenis, but only if the underlying medical condition severely impacts your daily living or mobility on the majority of days
>>223169362tell it to the judge seething prosecutor hold the L
A patient was kicking off at work so I asked the receptionist to call the policeThree female zogbots were there in under a minute to escort him away :)You pay lots of taxes, don't waste your energy dealing with low class mongs when the zogbots can do the dirty work for you
>>223169675thats just seems like self-medication to me pal. not very convincing
>>223169681do you think this post makes you sound anything other than extremely spergy
>>223169617KTIMTIM
>>223169687watching cop slop are we?
>>223169642that feeling you have right now? that's my reality daily.
>>223169681reckon only a virgin could spew this sort of vitriol desu
>>223169649I landed my first gf at 35it's only really too late if you get to like 50 or something
>>223169709yes
>>223169693
>>223169723why what happens thencan't you just date other 50 year olds
mental how that thing that happened upset me so much that i have to mention it here and tell everyone about how it upset me
>>223169723sorry but a first gf at 35 seems fruitless. you can't have kids at that age and my willy barely works anyway
>>223169727work on yo theory of mind lil nigga
You can't convince me that anyone coming to /brit/ on Friday evening to call other people incels is anything but a shut in incel themselves. Of course you're pre-drinking a night out that'll end with a thousand shags which is why you're here and you'll be going in a minute so "don't bother replying"
>>223169728looking bright and cheerful
>>223169751work on having sex you unloveable freak
>>223169704are you a doctor or a nurse
trying to recreate that denzel curry film where he flips the plane upside down but i keep crashing and dying
>>223169771autism vibes
>>223169749my mummy had me at 39 and i turned out fine
i make this hardi make it righti make it weti make it tight
>>223169759i'm pre drinking right now and i'll be back for a shag later on. heading off soon
>>223169705Maybe so but dunno what else to say, I've got mates trying for girls still. Been out there trying to chat them up and it's a bit soul crushing to see and hear m. Dying alone in a carehome with no family is grim but beyong that I'm not too fussed
>>223169759very strange cope
>>223169728stunning and radiant
oh ffs even the trannys ghost me
>>223169786
>>223169741well I'm not saying it's impossible but if you've got 50 years without being in a relationship or knowing the affection of another you're probably too far gone and socially weird for anyone to like you>>223169749don't want kids and neither does she. Willer works fine
>>223169774doctor
>>223169749you are emotionally crippled
>>223169671phwoarrr wish she’d take a ride on my Enterprise D
>>223169785if you think im autistic then you must have serious issues considering you're the ugly incel slug lol
>>223169815Whats your specialty?
>>223169777i bet up until this moment you thought black excellence was a joke
>>223169759Didn't read, off out with the lads. Keep seething virgin
>>223169824Men's anuses
>work on having sex you unloveable freak
>>223169786sonion
i think this website might be hurting some of you
>>223169832i look like this
you will be happy to hear my interview went really well I think today so hopefully I will hear back on Monday maybe
just done my 758th shag of the night, starting to get a bit tired now
>>223169832sent me flying mate, well done
>>223169823>if you think im autistici do and i'm not insulting you but yh you do sound quite spergy :/
>>223169823Bitter bitter cunt
any black hill lane lads in?
>>223169861>>223169863extremely upset virgins lol
>>223169832not really a fedora post is it you mong
>>223169855you becoming a tescoid?
>>223169849The only thing that hurts me is my crippling addiction to porn and alcoholThe rest, as they say, is history
tried to have a wank earlier but was dripping with sweat before i was even close to done had to sack it off in the end
Penis gets small in the sea but then it gets big in the sun
well thats the incels sufficiently rattled
>>223169880how so
The Peng Asian Fanny
>>223169385>>223169309
>>223169749the age only really matters for females there is some increased risk if you're older than 30 but not that much >willy barely works anywayskill issue
>>223169908lovely
>>223169865Leeds? About an hour and a half's drive from mine
>>223169889
>>223169908why does she look so different
>>223169908Man that ass is probably wonderful
>>223169899good post
>>223169908>tramp stampI thought she was meant to be pure and obtainable
>>223169908Big energy
>>223169133this really riled them up lol, will be using it myself in the future x
anyway i'll leave you incels to it i'm going outdon't reply virgins lol
shall not be buying or playing a single second of gta 6 as im not a hylic you see
>>223169883alri post prefect have a cry about it won't you
>>223169908whore
>>223169908looks like a pawnstar
>>223169937I love how you can already tell he's having serious regrets
This ANCIENT Symbol Controls MILLIONS of Mindshttps://youtu.be/MDSKysf-fO4?si=UVUlOwZ3vv1J-Xma
r/redscarepod post didn't get a single upvote after 5 minutes so i deleted it x
>>223169955potentially the world's most obvious samefag of all time
Love Greek, Italian, Spanish and Portuguese fanny me
i would quite like to have consexual vaginal intercourse with olympic ice skater Alysia Liu
>>223169992i got permabanned from reddit for making a joke
I was trying to have a wank and then i had a wank and heaven knows im miserable nooow
>>223170015fantastic post
>>223169937
>>223170002tragically, i never experienced it. and perhaps never will now i have gfberg. must be nice though. hairy and sweaty i imagine
>>223169971luckily his face can never express regret ever again now
>>223170015felt that
>>223168891for what my good man?
>>223170027Great job
>>223170027the russian in dubai special
>>223169992>subreddit about dasha's podcaststrange
>>223170027
>>223170027please tell me this isn't real
>>223169937nga got turned into a feline
New>>223170054
>>223170057showed my pussy
someone make a non dogshit ethiopian new
>>223170104>>223170104
>>223170027bitch looks like an oblivion character with maxed out sliders
jf new for those with a filter>>223170054>>223170054>>223170054
>>223169886Hopefully
