Lamine in NYC edition
grim gimmickhttps://x.com/chlolunaa/status/2077421763953103194
>>223170111elton john etc etc
>>223170138
janny smells like fish and bbq
i'm about the same size as a dustbin
janny chooses this new
fuck sake
janny is the vpnig
>>223170138cant see the post but whatever it is, i know it cant be good
can i get a qrd on the ethiopia poster
what did you expect, this was the newgrow up
nth for the holodem
>>223170015https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWuRlwRe8lAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMvjgtsRHuU>>223170092Happens to the best of us don't worry lad x
very much appreciate that lad who posted the new for those who have jf flags filtered
Im a grown ass man
>>223170198HEGANDA BE KIDDING YOU!!
liz truss feet ladbaby wife feet
>>223170205you're very welcome lad
rorkehttps://x.com/Neccccy/status/2077790048724906304
>>223170138>ugly cunt that was rejected by her own people for being an awful person throws herself like discarded rubbish at wogs who will shag anything
rupert lowe sex arse
saskia teague's toes
egg
>>223170230>FUCK LIBERAL WOMENaha don't mind if i do x
>>223170138Hardcover amplified to Chlo's temple. Targeted Bible study with Vixen
Argentina or Spain?
entering my clint eastwood era
>>223170233no retard she's making money off autistic cuckolds
>>223170233haven't even seen the video (it's blocked) but you sound like a bitter incel
>>223170307clint eastward is a ledgend
https://www.instagram.com/reels/DZhYjILjgyu/
Canslad is going to a country where prostitution is legalJust wanted to share x
Sensitive Young White Men are the most oppressed group in society
>>223170357roar
Wearing my excellent Dolce & Gabbana glasses
>>223170300don't really mind who wins it tbph. all banter isn't it, the falklands business.
>>223170348Sup
>>223170370the 3rd panel never happens to incels
>>223170388me when i'm talking to someone who's 5'11
i feel bad about calling that anon a retard earlier i didn't mean it x
listening to ok computer by coldplay
any fat balding talentless lickspittle in
>>223170404fuck off retard
>>223170404Love you <3
sister was supposed to go to spain tomorrow and my dad found a pile of short hair in the shower and now he said she can't go lmaocurrently screaming downstairs with mum and dad hahahah
i know you are but what am i
>>223170406i like paranoid android from that album
>>223170410Can't imagine why else you would venture to 4chan
Already spaffed twice to the vile muck thinking the gfberg wasn't going to come over. She has just messaged but her motives are unclear... Might look at some more vile muck...
>>223170410not balding
I CANNAE SEE MAN
>>223170426what??
do good women who aren’t religious exist? Can’t take that fairy tale shit seriously unfortunately
>>223170435what movie is this from?
>>223170433that’s radiohead
augghhh
>>223170426>sister was supposed to go to spain tomorrow and my dad found a pile of short hair in the shower and now he said she can't go lmaoermwhy is your dad asking about your sister's fanny hair
>>223170331she legit looks deformed. most of the trannies that get posted here look hotter.
>>223170461sickly heart of saaaand not a fucking SOUND
>>223170458Not a film. Euphoria season 3
>>223170466>>223170453he found hair trimmings in the bathroom
just scranned a lovely bit of tuna and had a nice big glass of milk
>>223170459oh rightI saw ok computer and thought of the radiohead album hehe
>>223170426your dad is a nonce who wants to shag his own daughter lad you should be worried about this
>>223170484ah i see some slop with the currently popular american actorswon't be watching that shit
>>223170485and what does that have to do with her going to spain
just eaten a whole 1 L tub of ice cream don’t give a fuck
YOU'VE SHAVED YOUR FANNY. YOU CAN'T GO.
Found some tranny prostitutes too, ladsMight bring you on the trip
blud woke up in 1993
listen nobhead
bit sick of being a loser now desu but hey ho
>>223170485You gonna help her or not?
>>223170487Is that even allowed
I just sharted and I'm not even joking
hello
>>223170529she shaved her pubes and she's underage
>>223170492looks like one of those consonations of stars
>>223170388he shouldn't have crouched like that
mate said he would get back to me if he wanted to come over for a drinkits been 2 hours nowits over
>just scranned a lovely bit of tuna and had a nice big glass of milk
>>223170542>to blamehow do they know what he's about to do?
>>223170579We can go out for a drink if you like xx
>>223170564Lil bro flew away
>>223170573major disrespect
now she's begging to go and showing him she didn't shave them all yet ahah
>>223170564sc
is hitchhikers guide reddit?never read/watched it me
>>223170564He took it well
this is one messy poolike a warm rice pudding
>>223170618it is extremely reddit yes
NON-NARCOTICNON-ADDICTIVEBRING BACK THE FUCKING QUAALUDES
I waant to get awaaay i wanna flyyy awayyyy yeaaah yeeaaah yeaaaaah
this isn't me:>>223170610they are still screaming downstairs
>>223170610this cannot be real
had a little venture into normie social life the other day and now im feeling sorry for myself
>>223170632what should we read then
>>223170563your dad's a mong and has his daughter's vagina on the brain. a girl is about to wear a bikini all day for a week of course she's tidying things up.
finasteride and minoxidil are fucking expensive what the fuck
>>223170461Mental how his Dad was CEO of The Pokemon Company
>>223170610lol
>>223170652fin costs me less than 300 quid a year. small price to pay to keep my hair
>>223170652You know whats not expensive, shaving it off
>>223170564omdz this must have been terrifying
>>223170652Peanuts through Mark Cuban's drug company.
hope my arse gets shagged at pride tomorrow
>not shaving your balls for your sister>not daring your dad to check your smooth ballsack with his mouthFucking waste of a brother
>>223170637Yeah figured your sister wasn't showing your da her mons pubis, how is she going to Spain under aged anyway
>>223170645what happened
horse penis
Wasn't going to drink tonight but might actually drink the nice wine without gfberg and stroke my wilkins to degenerate materials, hmmm
>>223170679Is this the incest song guy
>>223170648A Glastonbury Romance by John Cowper Powys
>>223170677can ruin your holiday to spain though
boozing again arent i
wiping my arse now
>>223170689My sister is a fucking bitch and she used to steal my stuff but i love her
>>223170579block his number and never talk to him againthats what i would do mate ive got bpd you see
>>223170693hung out with a sizeable group of new people including girls and drank for a bit in the sunshinereminds me of what a loser i am every other day of the year desu
any actually good programmes you lads can recommend i watch? never seem able to find a series i actually want to finish
dads banned me from my trip because he found my shaved bum hairs in the shower ffs
>>223170712thats a thousand page book
>>223170679
>>223170580Ummm
rorke flummoxed
>>223170756true detective s2
>>223170743so just do that kind of thing more you UTTER FUNKING MONG
>>223170756Oz
>>223170764that's only like 3 normal books
>>223170676That's just on the fin, for minox as well it's like 600 a yearJust can't justify that >>223170677the new plangoing to photoshop myself bald and see how it looks
I asked Chatgpt ''Based on everything you know about me create for me an image of my perfect girlfriend'' and it created me this.Am just a little perturbed how acurate it is
>>223170788the gods have not granted me this
>>223170791state of that chin
>>223170756little house on the prairie
>Also in Norfolk, a romance begins between cousins, get the incest read
>>223170804okay so 1k a year. to keep your hair. that's nothing mate
a young man presents to the ER with symptoms of a total penis implosion and no sexual history
just did one of those emergency poos that is all still solid but makes you feel a bit tingly and sweaty. arse crack dripping with condensation from the steam. had to get fully naked for it too. quite the experience
>>223170810barnum effect
Watchin the kurds get vaporized
>>223170804600 a year is fuck all lad
>>223170756Rome (2005-2007)
>>223170828give him mouse bites.
>>223170840causes uncontrollable singing about the circus industry
>>223170743yeah I've experienced that a few times, I can masquerade as a normie a bit for a few hours with them but there's something fundamental about me that blocks me from being able to commit to that life and if i stick around too long i normally make an arse of myself eventually
The good news>PIP has been extended until 2032The bad news>Universal Credit review next weekSwings and rounder boots innit
>>223170840Whoa, this cleverly explains why i'm always so engaged reading posts about poo on /brit/
>>223170867get in de lass
if i go to the uk and someone calls me a canuck, im suing for racism
>>223170867>Swings and rounder boots innitcocks and balls more like
the things i would do to f1nn5t3rs arsehole
>>223170865exactly. really gives me whiplashi’ll get over it in a bit like always but still
absolutely poo sober rn
when will 190 abandon his depressed trannard with shit job character and move on? it has run its course
poo whispering
>>223170756why do you need to finish them got loads of unfinished shows stranger things never finished itbetter call saul never finished itfargo never finished it the list goes on
>>223170898190 is dead mate
PIP PIP cheerio
>>223170894This is piehead
um what the helly
>England made 2 accurate passes in 19 minutesLOL
right so the doctor told me to leave a urine sample with them today so I was very diligent and did it early but I've heard diddly squat from them ever sinceno clue what happened to my piss, it's just been left there on the receptionist's desk probably
>>223170894This is Rorke
>>223170917Who is piehead?
>>223170804Not a bad idea
>>223170802whats it about?
extension uninstalled
>>223170761roar
>>223170790My next drama watch me thinks
>>223170929its what he calls his willard
>>223170756watched this one danish one called the rainwas alright for a bit
>>223170924
They say you can never repay the price for takin’ a man's lifeI'm in debt with Christ, I done did that twiceI'm nice, y'all niggas can't hang wit fiftyBlaaat, y'all niggas can't bang wit fifty
>>223170111follow the yellow prick's chode
I jave to shave my chest for the beach because it looks insaneLike a wild gorrila
>>223170929Obese shut-in mobility scooter user who spends 22 hours a day on /Brit/ posting about Timothy James Byrne, the "gyaldem" and transphobia
>Canslad has always wanted to ride a Russian woman>prostitutes can be Russian in European countries>work is sending Canslad on a trip Euope for work>and Canslad is going to find a Russian escortCan't make it up
shaving my saggy man tits off
>>223170948still not convinced that Argentinians really care about the Falklands at allthe team probably just did that just to be cheeky and rub it in
>>223170776Girlie at jannois' mercy
making a cup of tea anyone want one?
>>223170943It's actually phenomenal Think it fucked me up watching it in the early 2000s as a young boy but it's undeniably the best series HBO produced alongside Sopranos
Only think of your next small step the rest is destiny.
>>223170948you can say it over and over again BUT
Nobody can even remember the last show they finished and the show is over for good last show i did that for was line of duty and the pricks are bringing it back it wasn't the actual ending
palworld looks fun
>>223170810is this really your perfect gf or is it just you as a woman? hmm or are those the same thing?
shot reverse shot
dont get any big ideas
>>223170962shut up salad fingers
feed your faith and your fears will starve to death
sir harry kane xd
very chuffed that my new PSU works like a charm and my PC doesn't shut down by itself any more. might treat myself to a wank
>>223170962Spaino, since I'm such a good mood, I'll find you an escort just like you, you know, a man with a willy
>>223170959I did this and regretted it because I looked like a twink
imagine how mental a bloke sounds calling his daughter downstairs to bellow>I FOUND HAIRS>I CHECKED>THEY WERE FANNY HAIRS>DONT GIVE ME THAT I KNOW FANNY HAIRS. THEY WERE FANNY HAIRS WEREN'T THEY>NO? THEN WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY WERE THEY FROM?>YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW FANNY HAIRS?>I SMELLED THEM>NO SPAIN FOR YOU
>>223170810Rorke doing this and it's a black woman who's sassy
>>223170995last show i finished was midnight mass which was pretty good but had some tedious monologues that were supposed to be epic but were boring and preachy
>>223170997I played it when it was in early accessIt's decent, better with mates
>>223170943there's a lot of gay interracial rape in that show might be a positive or a negative
>>223171034what the fuck are you talking about
Howling at the English runts on /sp/ seething at Scots
>>223171053keep up m8
Taking it upon myself to go on incel walks in puffer jacket and balaclava during nice evenings to spook all the normgroid whiteys
angus gettin zesty
>>223170962Who do you think piehead is?
>>223170867Don't you earn too much at ALDI for the UC? I thought ALDI paid well. I will be boycotting them from now on.
>>223171058you're obsessed with us
climbing into the bin marked 'General Waste' because that's where I belong
People still post here? Haven't posted in 4 years. Anything worth taking note of before i dip again for another 4
>better with matesyeah…
Scotland did get placed into a very difficult group with Morocco and Brazil. The only "easy" team they had to play was Haiti which they did win. England got a very easy group with Ghana and Panama being much lower ranked than England and Croatia being past their prime.
Walking past the bin marked General Waste and saluting
>>223171100spaino still dominates /brit/ daily
General WasteSounds like Count Binface's arch enemy haha
might go to bed. got some good sleeping pills. reckon i could do a 12-hourer
>>223171100no
Tandoori mixed grill BOSHHHH
>>223171103how big is your cock
>>223171100biggest news is we all got gfs
>>223171100clint eastward
>>223170138Genuinely foul physique
>>223171122>Count Binfacehe's gonna win
>>223171115also his trusty side kick major spillage
>>223171129Should have gone for the Jaal Jool, you can get tandoori anywhere
>>223171100190 pretends to be a trannard from lidl now
what colour replacement shell should I buy for my ipod video lads
>>223171115roar
>>223171154desi brown
>>223171154pink x
just cooked a bit of soup in the mic with the spoon in ffsnothing happened I think
>>223171100Are you Rorke?
consider the boomslang
https://www.youtube.com/live/-tqBDUcWYzkDaniel aka hiding in my room is back
willy wont stop beeping
>my services are exclusive to White menLads, I like this one
>>223170810that's a pretty generic 'perfect gf', like 90% of blokes would be into someone like that
id shag desi brown
>>223171185cutie :3
dont know why shes calling me transphobic when im trans myself t b h>>223171129corrr race traitor spastic slop(hope you die deano cunt)
>>223171032I'm not skinny so it's OK also have the blackest thickest chest hair it looks disgusting
>>223170975Its mostly used as a tough guy posturing tool politically, most people don't have strong feelings or opinions about the subject, but there is a small percentage of the population that makes it their whole identity, its like our version of zogbots. A lot of the players in the national team live in england and play for english teams, i don't think they care about the islands at all.
Right well thats another can of mountain dew cracked open then
>>223171116>>223171125>>223171135>>223171137>>223171152Wow mad that... ok bye.And errr maybe... some of you take occasional breaks from screens, from time to time.
>>223171002I can say with absolute certainty that is just me as a woman and yes that is my type
blud cooked the mic
boom slanging
whatll be then ladspie mash and liquor for me yummie
>>223171206Wait we've also had variations on poo gimmicks
>>223171215child and mash haha what the fuck
>>223171187does he have a new girl
>>223171207bit weird
TV is shite, unless its comedy.Books and film is the only home entertainment that one should spend any amount of time consuming
>>223171229of course if there's one thing Dan does best it's convince retarded asian slags to fuck him Accent is such a cheat code most minorities squander it
>>223171244ok thankswhat else should i be doing
>>223171260hehe
>>223170054lucky mf has a gf that wears toerings
any hooligans in here?
anyway I used the chicken soup to pour on leftover egg fried rice to moisten it a bit and it is pengaleng
>>223171257last one was white i thinkhe’s a having a cry about a girl atm dunno which one though
>>223171229>>223171257Nah he's heartbroken over some girl from Devon almost started crying just now
when I was in uni I used to microwave cream of tomato soup and add it to pasta and bang a tonne of cheese in itgood cheap tea save me lots of money for booze and video games
>>223171289>>223171284Oh this will be good>If I can't keep a girl for a year how will I ever have kids>I don't want kids kek this guy
remember the lad who said devon wasn't part of the west country
there's a bloke out there that invented rorke and he probably doesn't even remember it. just an insignificant moment from a bleak time in his life he's forgotten.
Who is Daniel?
>>223171333A bit like your father with you
>>223171333it was me
>>223171332he killed himself because of that hope you’re happy
let me make the new thread
>>223171333He still posts here He's me
>>223171333no I do remember mate
We are Rorke.
>>223171344Why you being mean to him like that?
>>223171349Okay you have my permission, you're allowed to do it now
>>223171318>From 47 it's over Screaming
>>223171349Let him make the new thread
nyone remember Rorke?
still hasn’t paid his mum back yet lmao
>>223171333All the best /brit/ posters move on. That type of personality, that naturally excels at whatever they do, gets bored of things quickly and always keeps it moving.The worst /brit/ posters are obsessive and love routine.
>>223171260Going out making friends and enjoying life
i think me being a hopeless incel (his only child) is what gave him the cancer that killed him honestlyhe just kind of slowly gave up over the years when it became evident im a botched mollusc of a man
LET HIM MAKE THE NEW
going to bed me
might finish the `rum` tonight
>>223171368It's a circle
looking forward to a spicy new from chilehaha get it? x
>>223171422but he was also eating plutonium every day tbf
>>223170492Mummy May tried
>>223171449>>223171449>>223171449
>>223171422is there link between depression and cancer?
NO WE ARE WAITING FOR THE CHILE NEW
Nasty piece of work, you. Early new just so you could steal it from Chile. Despicable!!!!
>>223170982>>223171045The tiktok edits had me curious I'll still check it out
