libertarian women edish
goutberg playing up
Andy Burnham is literally the saviour of western civilisation.
early new, you see
tastefully early new
any tung tung tung sahur man in?
Last thing I would want is a libertarian gf
right well I'm going to the toilet to fulfill my doody
spirit + mixer is so much grimmer to drink than cans
we are so finished bro china already has kung fu robot fighting arenas
could be me I hate books
burnham's wife is dusty
God I hate women (Read: God I'm so desperately lonely and would do anything just to look at one right now)
You now remember this thread
a northern monkey as our pm god help us
nth for the baddiedem
>>223172950that's a fella
>>223173027i like to have a few drinks with mixer then drink straight for the rest of the night
good cool breeze out therewindows wide
any tunes going
Just saw a bloke in Tesco wearing a Messi top. He was not white, of course.*wonders why people who do not support our country move here*
missing the 2000s
>>223173056legs like tutankhamun
>>223173041Remember that post but forget the thread? I don't think it was it /vp/
>>223173068yeah
>>223173071the bennies
>>223173086It was /vp/
>>223173075my god i wish i could have gone to hs then. all of my cousins did, even tho their parents are younger than my mom.
>>223173084posting it again are you
>>223173068Clubfoot - Kasabian
seeing people dog on argentina for being poor but how poor are theyi am a bit bewildered by south america because i thought they were like living in huts kind of poor but from the videos of venezuela during they earthquake they had lots of high rise apartment blocks and ok looking streets
2 weeks without working out due to getting a job.Grim
>>223172890if Jarmadan & co send anyone they should send these guys to rep canada https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEt23lSMR8o
>>223173107seeing it again are you
wtf are itv doing their showing some wop shit instead of the news
>>223173121they got a new president who fucked up their economy or something
Woke rorke niggas be like:
nobody care me
picked my nose too much the thing started bleeding
Feeling blackpilled & furious
why are there so many armed forces ads on the goare we going to war
>>223173113CWLTSHC
>>223173233>>223173272ktim
rorke's on the apple tango
Mood
mood
>>223173297same ethnicity as me
>>223173113you're a sad cunt for saving this
is it normal for your parents to never talk to you about girls or relationships and stuff like that
>>223173323need to kiss and hug her to cheer her up
>>223173329ive been seeing loads of chinks recentlydont know where theyve come from but theyre much preferred to other migrants
gave a stray cat a bit of my rustlers on the way back from tesco, genuinely thought they only ate grains or grass or something
>>223172950>Libertarian>Wants strict border controls and mass deportationshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMKtjEhVxXw
the ascendance of burnhamberg has startled me ladsdo our northern friends feel so neglected? so unloved? do they desire the gentle touch of a southron? was all that talk of us being soft poofters just a cry out for help all along?
>>223173370ktim
asian boy princesses
why are white womens so much attracted to indian men bros?
>>223173273maybe but you'll definitely be unemployed
>>223173373I. Don't. Know.
I miss Bradford
How many hours have you been on 4chan today?
>>223173348saw one with thick thighs yesterday
>>223173370I don't see the contradiction
>>223173396i'm sorry brother...
>>22317341225
bet rorkes got a problem with this
>>223173400managing my entire family's false PIP claims and housing benefits is hardly unemployedI work 40 hours a week doing it
nuked the wasps trying to nest in the wall todayshall have a look tomorrow to see if they're still alive or need another barrage
>>223173323need to tung tung sahur her fart box
>>223173412i'm not counting
>>223173412have been rotting in bed with a hangover so honestly about 10 hours nonstop
Thanks Brit for your patronage
>>223173443TWD
>>223173437mmm boy rorke, you set inde cher now, now no you squeal boy this a routine vasectomy
fused to the settee yet or are we actually leaving the house
>>223173455hate them so much
applying for PIP for mental health
>>223173113Does nothing for me right now too low mood
>>223173477screa
I'm a PIPsqeauk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gj6V59abD
>>223173437what did you do in uni?
rorke would rather have a leftypo gf than rorke gf and thats a factoid
have heard from bicurious people on the chan that as soon as they got in proximity to a shitty arsehole they got the fuck out of there ASAPthe question is how do the gays overlook such a thing
What if we went to war with Argentina and you were part of an operation to capture their vice president haha
>>223173412Not too many, ladAbout 22.5
>>223173530hows your gf tonight?
>>223173552dont have onehave never had one
>>223173530imagine converting a girl through the power of penis that's pretty tantalising if I dare say so
need a clan of hazda tribesman giving rorke brain surgerythat's tolerance, that's british values
>>223173329Alri, got a cantonese mate me
*Rorke and Leftypol on a Discord call together*Rorke: Just drinking some milk.Leftypol: Creamy?Rorke: Yes, really creamy.Leftypol: I'm on the milk myself to be fair.Rorke: Creamy?Leftypol: Oaty.*Rorke and Leftypol both start chuckling**24 year old woman joins the call with her webcam on*24 year old woman: Hi Rorke. Leftypol.Rorke: Hiya.Leftypol: Yo.
>>223173561rorke sounds better off than you tbqf
>>223173542this woman is like a ghost, she hasn't appeared or said or done anything since becoming vice president 3 years ago, and now she reappears to talk shit
>>223173412Hard to tell if life keeps interrupting my postingsProbably about 3
black pussy CHANGED rorke
got the wmbf camping channel on
>>223173329sex with you
have just downed 4 of mr kiplings finest french fancies
>>223173530factoid means something that ISN'T true btw
>>223173578Rorke has got more mates than you?
squeeze and coughpull myself offswipe right on the gothslurp the pussy like broth
>>223173598transmuted his preconceptions
>>223173597>>223173598based
Why are children of WMBF couples so much better than children of BMWF couples?
>>223173603too sickening for my taste
just gonna be hot forever then is it ?
>>223173598of course he's a baldie
>>223173642less cultural dissonance between parents
cant help feel i give off a sort of cloud of depression with everyone i meet no matter how hard i try
>>223173642how many people with those kinds of parents do you know?
>>223173646Should have listened thatcher warned about the hole in the ozone then shouldnt you
got chaturbate on
I have an account on black twitter that is getting popular
>>223173412Since 8am, I'm in and out checking beck in
>>223173642in wmbf the black woman is spiritually white and in bmwf the white woman is spiritually blackyou can't argue against this, it's true
>>223173666why dont they just plug it with loads of apples if they're so concerned?
>>223173642the honest and actual answer is that black men tend to be awful fathers
>>223173524MH nursing
I want Employed Woman squatting over my cupped hands so she can take a giant beanie fibre filled shit into them so I can then smother her shit all over my face and body.
>>223173714ill forward this to her secretary.
>>223173678> the black woman is spiritually whiteWhat do you mean by this? Not disagreeing but I'm writing a thesis and it's interesting to know other people's perspectives.Growing up I had a friend with WMBF parents and his mum was really nice. Sweet and wellspoken too.
>>223173616Yes, Rorke's got more mates than me. People diss him but he's quite the charmer lol.
>>223172950This woman introduced me to lolbertarian politics when I was a cringe teenager. I'm now a massive rorke.
>>223173677>checking beck inget his autograph?
use the biomass to plug the ozone hole, bish bash bosh, solved just like that
>>223173370All libertarians become fascist eventually
>>223173582Is she still aligned with Javier? You'd think she'd want to at least try to be more present so she doesn't lose popularity
>>223173720the kind of black woman that wants to marry a white man has more in common with white people than black peopleof course this isn't actually a rule because not all black people are roadmen or whatever lol but it does make a bit of sense
>>223173723>sticking finger up nostrilthere should be a regulation against that.
>>223173674i love the way blacks type on twitter and other platformsrandom capitalisation, sometimes capitalising the whole tweet, emoji overuse etc
>>223173721He's got a choice of women and he's not posting here tonight either.
I'm like a libertarian but socially, dont know enough about the economy to comment and most libertarians make it all about capitalism and I don't care. Just want to join a party that is pro free speech and pro privacy
>>223173723thank you for the blog post and please keep us updated on your inane life
I need Emma Watson to sit on my face and make me regret having a sense of smell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lASHbOexq6s
>>223173782>I'm like a libertarian'
mumberg is a giga normie and dadberg is a giga sperghow does that work then
>>223173795don't know what this means sorry
Rorke schnnnnooooooring right nowZZZZZzzzzzzzz
>>223173791butterface
>>223173805They both wanted a special son, it was destiny
rorkey called the doctor and the doctor said,no more pooey nigga monkeys jumping on the bed
>>223173824it's a man
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UL7k7aJ20TQ
Which way, Great Britain?
>>223173847clearly a woman
>>223173742For me it's Count Dankula insisting he's still totally a libertarian like as if the past decade didn't radicalise him
what do you win if you do the best rorke post
>>223173857joseph 77
*mentions abortion in a room full of libertarians*
>>223173857Walt Disney
>>223173885a visit from the man himself
>>223173885the respect and admiration of your /brit/ peers
*enters the thread*
>>223173857>Pococksounds like POOCOCK LOL!!!!
>>223173905*theyre too busy raping children to hear*
want to get back into piano but i dont have the time or energy and dont even really know how to do it because i stopped for so long im so rusty
>>223173905alri count dankula
>>223173912im not really dressed for a vist so ill just watch yous ok
Employed Woman if you are here i will pay for your shit.
>>223173917cynthia erivo is looking good
>>223173931get piano tiles on your phone x
>>223173917now that is one zesty ass negro
Rorke checking his watch to make sure he doesn't miss 13:37
*tries to get on the escalator to the thread*
I want to play with Employed Woman's poo and rub it all over her cock.
giwtwm
rorke seeing a post about him doing a pirouette and falling through the stage into a vat of acid and getting demoralized
>>223173041kek. I had the full page screenshotted but lost it when my old PC went down :(there's another pic of him sat down isn't there lol
bit mental how gordon ramsey just delivers food noweven saw him giving david beckham some pepsi
>>223173981okay shut up now
>>223173979why are old people so retardedwe need to logans run them, about 50 years old
rorke buying used guitar pedals to perfect his shoegaze sound
>>223173987mad how rorke sees every post we make about him herehope he's doing alright
>>223173993nun gordy cud do
>>223173965thats all mine reads i bought it like that
>>223173857Why are there three Monster Raving Loony candidates
>>223173961yeah that'll do it
Rorke stepping into the same river twice
>>223174035i look like this
just got called a shitcunt in hungryjacks
by the time you reach 30over 99.9% of the animals in the world that were alive when you were born are now dead
goldielocksie is a qt
just been asked to play that funky music
>>223174013he killed himself four years ago due to cyberbullyinghope you're happy leftypillock
who is jack, and why aren't they feeding him?
>>223174060the 0.1%? the humble giant tortoise
last night a DJ saved rorke's life
ears have gone mono
>>223174051there ain't no way
>>223174048leftypol plunging into the bolton strid to save an aquatic tar baby
rorke is alive and well
peeing
>>223174048sounds like a good idea that you can have nearly the same memory twice
>>223173772Ong
>>223174082*nods sagely*
>>223174004Was at my Gran's house the other day and she stood up from her seat too quickly and had a poo emergencyCould not stop laughing for hours
putting myself in a zen state
if i was rorke id copy right my name and get royalties off you sounds like easy money
>>223174140
instagramtoil before bedtoil followed by a day of hingetoil then pubtoil
I want to suck Employed Woman's cock while it's covered in her poo.
>>223174162where's grandad paki
>>223174162Sir Shitten Nan
>>223174195they divorced like 20 years ago lol
hope she falls down the stairs
>>223174188rot your brain before bed
>>223174184*pirates rorke*
>>223174195dead from the beetus (surfeit of peshwari naan)
anyone remember these then?
meltdown!
genuinely mental that a movie based on a meme is a summer blockbuster now
>>223174230of coursethey were my sexual awakening
>>223174230ill jizz in the egg and make the alien pregent
>>223174228their best songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_xFpjlrF38
Rorke becoming misty eyed in ALDI upon spotting a bottle of Cromwell Cream
>>223174217id just tell the police i know what country your from
Im the last european person left in the united states ladsEveryone else is an African, indian, or asian
>>223174244?
>>223174230lol. my nan bought me one and then my great grandma tried to eat a bit because she thought the jelly stuff was edible. loved that nutty old cow
>>223174187idgi
>>223174230put these in the airing cupboard
The fuck?! What kind of likeness is that?!
>>223174230no rorke, spaffing in one of these does not count as passing on your genes
>>223173323What did she post? Also bizarre of her to smile in this image given that she is saying she is having a bad mental health day
>>223174281looks like ronaldo
>>223174240i never liked minions
Employed Woman should make content like this. https://x.com/NadjaAfterDark/status/1856167660855431306
>>223174264https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbUEZFgCEiY
>>223174269i bit into this
Is it bad I cried at my sisters wedding
>>223174281kirk had one of those flat, puglike faces you see a thousand times on any council estate in england. good job he wasn't brought up on bransholme or he'd have died from a burst cauliflower ear
>>223174281wheres the giant blood gushing hole on his neck from when he was shot with a sniper rifle on his neck which caused him to die
>>223174314she fit?
>>223174300tune tho
>>223174314sad because that fanny is no longer yours?
>>223174307remember this. Children dont have toys anymore they just watch tiktoks and reels that either make them a tranny or a nazi.
welcome to the pepsi football nation
>>223174314My estiation of you as a man just fucking plummeted
>>223174314depends, how did she die?
right now does anyone remember these?
>>223174307I had that as well! I tell people about it and they think I'm making it up, maybe it's because describing his string vest sounds a bit gay? idk>this jet was the best AM toy
>>223173857So can I just add my name to the list?
>>223174230Yh remember chucking them across the room
>>223174348yep
>>223174360It's not a spoonerism at all, AI, you silly devil
>>223173979HOWLING
>>223174299sonion
>>223174348someone posted this in the 'cord the other day and it was like seeing a face from the past
>>223174273When they realised it was rigged for MessiMessi did a promotional picture with a baby Yamal
>>223174360>"Keir Starmer did a poo." The tweet was quickly deleted, and the local party posted a formal apology stating the post "demonstrated a lack of Labour Socialist values"actually screaming dont even know if this happened or the AI jus made it up
>>2231743852, 4, 3, 1, 5
>>223174314Not at all, was it out of happiness, missing her or both?
Terrace next door is an AIRBNB owned by directors with links to the Paradise PapersAll their hosts keep smoking fucking constantly which is absolutely murder when it’s this hotCurrently plotting my revenge
Wodders the Emu sex cloaca
>>223174401nah it's realhttps://www.kentonline.co.uk/canterbury/news/labour-group-apologise-after-keir-starmer-did-a-poo-tweet-234803/
>>223174341The wine made me emotional >>223174342She didn’t die she was getting married
>>223174427dalahast
>>223174352this one was my favourite
>>223174440poo roaring
>>223174440
>>223174440how tf have I only heard about this now lmao
bro said how did she die :wilting flower:
>>223174466yhe chase ahhhh background
>>223174427bizarre
>>223174423Bit of both
>>223174440poo scrombobulating
>>223174440looooooooooooooool
>>223174468I've got that book, and the other ones too but this one is the best
had this but i dunno where it went
aff tae bed
>bro the Spanish heat isn’t that bad it feels worse in the ukwrong. my jeans are saturated with sweat and b.o, I’m going to have to burn them when I get back
>>223174440imagine him grunting one out after a night of it being packed right up there by his wife's strapon
Rorke thinks spaniels need to be deported because they came from Spain in the 1500's
>>223174440shit screaming
What does having sex feel like
A new-to-science colobus monkey species, locally called the likweli, has been confirmed in the Democratic Republic of the Congo.Entirely black with distinct bare skin around its mouth, the rare primate has a population under 1,000 and is facing threats from hunting.
>>223174513Told you to get proper jeans instead of prancing around in Next ones
Keir Starmer did a poo
>>223174527hurts the first few times but you get used to it
>>223174527Like reading a moderately funny rorke post
>>223174535FONT
hearing news that spottemgottem and poo sheisty linked up
>>223174534this cunt with promote anything
sweaty Spanish minge
>>223174530Not gonna lie I stole these jeans from my dad
>>223174527dunno
sc
>>223174527Its a lot more work than having a wank, it can strain your back, your arm and your hips.
>>223174487Bless you
Trying out a new laundry detergent and it’s made all my clothes smell like vomitIf I close my eyes and inhale it’s almost identical to what I smelt with my head in a toilet bowl after drinking too much on a night out in uniGrim as
>>223172960
edible should be kicking in shortly
>>223174573Bit late for a poo, must've been urgent
NEW>>223174595>>223174595>>223174595
>>223174527Like a bag of sand
>>223174564Need bradders in there pronto
>>223174440poo wailing
I'm going to start taking creepshots and working my way up to sharking
um...
>>223174527feels cool when it gets inside but afterwards it's a little like i would rather be on my phone or dead
>>223174527Its like putting your willy inside a heated blanket
