low cortisol edition
First
and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love yoooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu
we at /brit/ say best of luck and long life to our spine deficient friend Jimothy
the lads
>>223177628you can't
>>223177644Can too
ok so this is the newand the old hasn't hit bump limit yet
mental how sad i am
of course janny takes 3 seconds to delete that but gay porn? 8 hours
>>223177657*cums in you*
>>223177657cant be sad after watching thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6lqmBeI4GU
I want to smoke weed everydayi wish it was legal here, imagine going to jail when u have few grams on you. yeah imagine that. beter not imagine! JEBAC BABILON https://youtu.be/6vWv-DF7Mf8
>>223177688strange animal
>>223177688corrr get it cooked up and served for dinner
>>223177676pugs struggle to breathe
mad how you can sy whatevr ai want on line
https://x.com/daniel_s001/status/2078134286415241246
>>223177715>>223177699https://youtu.be/PfF1msR25Wsi stoped pretending im normal in the last century
The mother dead these fourteen years did incubate in her own bosom the creature who would carry her off. The father never speaks her name, the child does not know it. He has a sister in this world that he will not see again. He watches, pale and unwashed. He can neither read nor write and in him broods already a taste for mindless violence. All history present in that visage, the child the father of the man
>>223177760don't like cormac mccarthy
>>223177747i don't bloody think the online safety act allows it
*criticizes israel*
>>223177767why not? i find him brilliant.
CAM ON NOTTINGHAM FOREST
>>223177782Typical kvetching
Every thread I post in dies immediately
https://youtu.be/v5mpvTwMnosvote for ambient
>>223177785he says "and" too many timesit annoys me
>>223177806Killer touch
Lots of people are now taking vyvanse/adderrall/ritalin every day. I’ve said this before but I will reiterate it: This is going to be the next big pharma scandal when these overprescribed and widely abused meds are proven to cause permanent brain, heart, etc damage. Treat these stimulants like the hard drugs that they are, with respect. Use in moderation (once a month, once a week tops) if at all. They aren’t aspirins.
>>223177820who do you like then
>>223177828jk rowling
>>223177828umi don't know >_<
how does a brown girl get a uk bf?
>>223177852walk outside
>>223177807guys pls check the music this is the highest hi i send for u with love. i love u <3 and we gonna make it
>>223177852just be yourself :)
shakira shakira
know a couple that is wmif and she regularly mentions that her hubby is whitelike 'my white prince' in her facebook posts lol
>>223177688potheads are insufferable cringelords
>>223177870waka waka
>>223177870my uncle has hips problems and he always says 'my shakiras are playing up'
>Welcome to the woods
i hate you all!!!!!DIE!!!!!!!!!
>>223177895ever.....
>>223177852any woman can easily get a bf but the problem is many of them even the ugly fat ones have such high standards
>>223177905Slut
[u]Rape Gang Anthem[/u]Hey! Rasheed! Leave them kids alone!All in all, it's just another cock in their holeAll in all, you're just another cock in their hole
>>223177877why are they like this
>>223177878im 11 years sober, but i know what u thkingi wish world was simple like back then
Hello, I'm mentally saneAlso: child rape
>>223177905she's leaning away
>>223177903kek
>>223177908kill yourself
surprising amount of single mums here on dating apps lads, quite scary
>>223177901*hugs you*this isn't you...
>>223177835>>223177836I know your kind. What's wrong with you is wrong all the way through you.
>>223177925You first
>>223177904I am conventionally attractive and I don’t care what a guy looks like
>>223177933Nah my favourite writer is probably Thomas Hardy actually or DH Lawrence
dont know anything about `omsk` russia but i like the nameomsk
what's your favourite vegetable
>>223177943Sport for benders
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobileAnd you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wifeAnd you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?
>>223177930can i make it there, im a high slav <prusian> (height) with blue eyes? is it easy, my cock is 6 inch
umsk
>>223177951That would be football
mental how we shut down the world because of a bad cold
>>223177948Butternut squash
not sure if ukraine are actually winning as much as the media says they are lads tbf, genuinly don't knowthe fuel lines seem to speak for themselves as there's lots of videos of them, but territory wise are russia gaining significant amounts? are the number of russian losses real or inflated?can any chud man tell me whats what
>>223177968No, cricket
>>223177947great hockey team there
>>223177969it was an incel revolution and the incels won
https://youtu.be/9a6hd41wyUcCLICK HERE
>>223177972the front line hasnt moved in 2 years mate
>>223177977corrr bet they go mad for hockeysmashing each other to bits
>>223177855But Americans are outside
>>223177968i wish i looked like this
>>223177953whats with the lack of windows?
>>223177969i'd rather not think about covid, nothing about it made sense, not then, and not now in retrospect.
Covid wasn't even the weirdest thing that happened in 2020
>>223177987come to blackpool my beautiful angel
>>223177985hell yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eDBWXZiEKg
20k steps today
>>223178008what was then
>>223178019the thing with rorkeyou know
I woke up this morning, like everydayI thought to myself do i want to kys myselfThen i eat, shit, drink,breath. reapeat Im here with you still, moot dont ban meI posated anya only once, it was trace
Reckon Winston Churchill must have done rancid poos
>>223178017bro walking anywhere but a job :crying:
>>223178017why've you done that then
>>223177993Building regulations. Windows lose heat and that’s bad for the environment (you use more fuel to warm up your house) so windows have to be small and minimised
Think I might become a neuroscientist in my 40s
Thom Rorke - Paranoid Incel
>>223177960honestly doesn't take much to get ANY gf herewhether you can get the GF you want however is a different story, basically its the same as the western world in that she just has to look pretty, and you have to be jacked, lean, have a full head of hair, model looks, dress like a model, be tall and handsome and allow her to live a life of luxury to even have a CHANCE of smelling her fartsI guess it's not as bad as the western world, but it feels like its heading that wayIt's like that on the dating apps, but if you have a group of mates you can go out and it seems more acceptable to kinda start speaking to a japanese group who are curious about you and try it on with some women that way, but yeah
>>223178039if sam harris can become a neuroscientist anyone can
>>223178035pot kettle>>223178036bored
>>223178009What’s blackpool?
>>223177946mad how many books and authors there are isn't it, you could spend your entire life reading and still one day someone could come up to you with an author that despite being popular you've never heard of him.
>>223177898link
>>223178055my humble town
>>223178041im joking kinda but its kinda truth u knowi just want to be happy and find someone who is not fuked up in the head, in japan people are pretty decent from what i seen. i want something more in life and beyond life. u know? how it is
aura
worn holes into the backs of my timbs after 1.5 yearsI expected lifelong quality from such a reputable brand
wade barrett is from the mean streets of blackpool
>>223178069It looks beautiful
>>223178045Forget about how he's a neuroscientist, looks like he got his phd in 2009, that was peak New Atheism already.
>>223178092just dont look at anything else apart from that image
>>223178069beautiful minaret
>>223178087The last good president.
>>223178069luv pleasure beach, simple asalso enjoy going on streetview maybe 3 rows of roads away from the shore and basking in the grimness of peak post-industrial northern england, UGH so much SOVL
they should have a black president who's actually blacka nigga president if you will
might go to sleep
NAKED GRANDMA!
i wish i was an angeli wish i was a strangeri iwish i shoot me in the headi wish i was me all the time in the way to heavenhttps://youtu.be/gp5JCrSXkJY?list=RDgp5JCrSXkJY
>>223178065yeah, used to find it overwhelming honestly
>>223178112bill clinton was president, he was the blackest president in american history.
jesse jackson hated obama so much lol
retvrn...
>>223178099I’m sure all of it is nice
>>223178114
>>223178152SavedThank you
>>223178145It's the beard
>>223178138He just wanted his real nigga card back. I told him to his face, you. Don't. Deserve ittttt, buddy.
>>223178122yes thats exactly how i feel, i've been making an effort to read more, but it feels like no matter how much i read i'm always going to be out of the ingroup or whatever
>>223178152siedem dziewcząt z albatrosu ty jedynahttps://youtu.be/1eKBYM_7x7c?list=RD1eKBYM_7x7c
just because you didn't get a (you), doesn't mean you didn't put a smile on some anon's face
>>223178173:)
i will do my best to help hold the line against russian military incursion in ukraine!
>>223178167im sure there's been plenty of world cup chat with you here, but im genuinely curious, if I as a british person was to move to buenos aires, would i face any significant difficulties in my life just for the fact that im british, or is it all just hyped up online?Basically do only argentinian rorke internet virgins and boomers care about the UK and hate british people, or is it a genuine thing there?I want to do asada in my life some time
>>223178171„The Chase Around the World” właśnie miał swoją premierę w stacji ITV
>>223178184only line you'll hold is the line at greggs as the staff notes down your copious order
Rorke doing things that would perplex even the greatest of psychologists
https://youtu.be/yWdLpIITqsQ
>>223178200He's a mystery wrapped in an enigma
Flesh Hovel Lane is a road in Quorn, Leicestershire, England.
>>223178196i am a young man of sound body and mind. i don't eat at greggs. i am not a fraud!
Listening to jimmy eat world
look who i bumped into lads
>>223178195to mnie się podoba, tak jest!https://youtu.be/XWRRK-ws2Sk?list=RDXWRRK-ws2Sk
NAKID GRANDMA!!
Rorke covering his bollocks in peanut butter and looking across the room at his dog
>>223178235And then you scurry over on all fours like the good boy you are
Sleep well blackpool guy :)
>>223178224the russians would eat at greggs if they had it! drunkards!
>>223178219>Its name originates from the time of the Quorn Hunt, where horses that were no longer fit for purpose were taken to slaughter and hung at the abattoir situated on Flesh Hovel Lane.[1][2] The remains of the horses were then used to feed the dogs of the hunt.[3]
Lamine Yamal
my grandpa was mauled to death by a gummy bear
Laying in bed missing the gay bf x
>>223178240<3
>>223178247imagine obsesing about someone elses life why the fuck we are lving in idol socitiety
>>223178247what's your endgame
>>223178194I've known and talked to English people, both men and women, who have lived in or visited the country without ever being bothered, antagonized, or having any negative experiences because of their background.The falklands irrendeta is mostly used as a tough guy posturing tool politically, most people don't have strong feelings or opinions about the subject.There is a small percentage of the population that makes it their whole identity, its like our version of zogbots, but they would never single out a single person for it.
im posting it fuck ithttps://youtu.be/L3-3hjP1JHU?list=RDL3-3hjP1JHU
one time I saw a cow stand on two legs and I'm not joking at all I am 100% serious
>>223178293stop posting
>>223178276
>>223177852spread you legs, it's that easy
>>223178289cheers lad, argentinian GF 2026 still on the cards then x
hate self
>>223178331no
>>223178316>>223178314>>223178302https://youtu.be/94H-FM4i3ZQ>>223178320>>223178314welcome to tihuana
Wish I could just be a big baz, not a single deep thought going through my mind other than the ol ball and chain (love her really x) ripping off middle class folk at my job as a builder, "pakis" out, and concern that they're teaching baz jr and bazzina to be gay and trans at schoolThat and owning my terraced house in the north west that I bought for £15,000 30 years ago, going down to my local to sup a few pints every few days and a 10 day all inclusive trip to tenerife once a yearwhat a lush life it must be
>>223178348what kind of deep thoughts do you have sir yellow fever
I've got a friend inside of me!
>>223178348what are you doing in japan
>>223178293must've been shocking seeing your mother off her back for once
>>223178397No more shocking than yours with her legs in the air
>>223178379tryna get some yellow pussy
>>223178397>>223178379>>223178377https://youtu.be/1vmHQ7dS7iQ?list=RD1vmHQ7dS7iQ&t=15dzien dobry>>223178417>>223178409
niggachungus
suppose i should have a wank
>>223178454should of*
>>223178460*punches you in the stomach*
gay porn adventure
morning ladsthe early breakfast
>>223178481
>>223176118Goatis is so basedhttps://litter.catbox.moe/wafbu2.mp4
PUNK IS NO DEDhttps://youtu.be/8RYUsLIwoEM?list=RD8RYUsLIwoEM
Can you help us find Jemma.She was last seen in Kirrawee on 17/7/26.She is described as 16 years old, 150-155cm tall, slim build, brown eyes and hair.
Its so sad I can never watch Temple of the Dog live
>>223178503haven't seen her x
>>223178503Bizarre gimmick
>>223178503Shared in Cheadle x
Emma is cutting some horrible stinkers.
>>223178068https://www.youtube.com/@thewoodlander9868/videos
raaaghhh
>>223178366>223178417 this
always been fascinated by cruise ships lads, the sheer logistics boggles my mindany cruise man in?
>>223178568...nh
remember being initiated into the /brit/ mysteriesah, i was so young and naive
>>223178535You should be range banned from this website so that you can use the spare time to seek therapy for your vile sexual perversion
>>223178599shit got elusinian
>>223178599remember when i first learnt about the cuckio meme
Off to the interracial breeding groundsYou want anything?
>>223178269this is acceptable as long as you are the who is not gay imo
*BRAAAAAAAAP*
feel a bit sick in my stomach (clinical term for belly)
trying to do a poo but it wont come out
>>223178633a Pepsi please.
>>223178692*kisses your belly*
>>223178767try pulling your bum hole open with your fingers and then shaking your entire body to make it fall out
They are showering...
Rorke getting shouted at by his dad for still not having a job and then listening to Titanium by Sia while he tries not to cry
niggermaxxing
>>223178851https://youtu.be/0P4A1K4lXDo
>>223178767drink coffee
>>223178882yeah but then he'll have trouble sleeping
goodnight
>oi’m oirish
hi /brit/
>>223178917ktim
if you try to make a medieval film with colour they kill youit's simply not allowed
Sniffed a line
hate neuronormies beyond words
>>223178992kiwtm
>>223178999kek i wish that me?
knew a guy who hanged himself with a 10 foot long gummy worm
morning lads
>>223178968A medieval film with color? Not allowed. A medieval film with coloreds? A requirement.
>>223178503she's fucking dead mate, hanged from a tree upside down
>>223179025haha morning x
>>223178343its a good song lad.
i do not care for mexican food>you haven't tried real mexican foodi don't care
>>223179009kek i want thick milfs
>>223179048we get shit for putting beans on toast but they put beans in a tortilla and people act as if they're culinary geniuses
>>223179070not the same though. baked beans are beans for runts
In medieval times they thought taking a video of someone would capture part of their soul
How common is it to be bilingual in england? is it like america where they have a stereotype of only speaking english?
>>223179114For natives barely anyone speaks a second language
>>223179114yeswe have mandatory french or spanish lessons but no one takes them seriously
>>223179123alright then, i hear a lot about brits in spain so i was wondering if learning spanish was commonplace.
i am become rorke, destroyer of wokes
>>223179152you're not him lil bro.
um
What went wrong?
having a frutiger aero wank
>>223179158bet on spain lads, it is foretold
>>223179185mad how good windows 7 was, it took microshart years to force people to downgrade to windows 10.
jd vance just flew over my house
successfully completed my poo, now off to the gym
my penis is angry at me
>>223178523One day we'll find out they were all his victims and /brit/ will have a dark romance-reading true-crime watching woman invasion which will be the end of this place>>223179189Make a thread on /x/ about this STAT they need to see it
i will wait i will waitfor a poo
>>223179232teach him a lesson
feast your eyes on this endgame pawn structure boys
it sucks when you discover a brilliant underrated youtube channel only after the owner has abandoned it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW3lrv2mdxcI find his videos extremelly entertaining and funny, even if i couldn't care less about oreos. Wherever he is, i hope he's living his best life.
>34 degrees celcius yesterday>suddenly it just shifts into rain and windy with 14 degreeshttps://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/HAARP
me and berg
business idea: stonks
Farted out a malteaser sized shitball
ran out of shaving cream but ive only got £0.87 in the bank account and no cash so i cant buy anymore. runt stubble will remain until friday
Put my bedding onto wash earlier but forgot to put new bedding on. Cba to do it now so sleeping on the sofa not a fan of the sleeptoil, nor the waketoil
>>223179342why have you only got 87 pence in your bank account
Wonder what having sex with a skinny woman is likeI have only shagged plappers me
>>223179342ask chatgpt for alternatives? maybe you can make some kind of queer homemade shaving cream thats good enough
>>223179295wish it would rain here
>>223179347poverty-stricken uni grad that hasn’t landed a part-time job yet let alone a full-time one. only been 3 months and im already losing my mind>>223179357might do a tough guy cold shower thing and just shave with water. it would build character
just use soap
>>223179368>uni grad that hasn’t landed a part-time job yet let alone a full-time onektim
I've got 30,000 saved up
If I spend £150 of my PIP on 150 scratchcards, I'm basically guaranteed profit right?
i used soap to shave the other day and it made my whole face red and i got scared
>>223179380you’ve got a butt full of shit cody
>>223179368kahteem but its been a year now lol!
>PIPUnironically jealous you lot get thisWhite people aren't allowed to get welfare in the united states We either toil or starve to death
simply don't feel like getting a job
showertoil followed by asdatoil loomsgo nice and early to avoid the hoards
it's the weekendwow
>>223179411pensioners with one foot in the grave slinking through the aisles during peak times as if they didn’t have the whole week to buy their shit, and biomass with no civic sense and a billion runts fucking everything up. hate it
>>223179342i just use water
Morning lads>>223179415https://youtu.be/N3kkNfH4yco?si=Gn_Z0LABSidsPuRS
>>223179453what's the most evil thing you've done
got £300 savings unemployed no mates live at home £100k+ student debt no degree
Greek gf 2026 has been a smashing success lads
WHY do people stand in the middle of the aisle and not moveWHY do they do thatsurely they know that other people exist
>>223179461Dont know, i dont do evil things
>>223179472save it for someone who cares
>>223179436same, usuallythat's what einstein did apparentlymine's gone a bit too far now though might need to use a bit of arko today
>>223179430i'd never dream of going to asds at the eweekends normally but i was too busy yesterday morning
>>223179470well, whats the plan
>>223179470do u have cute bum
Sat outside in the garden having a coffee and all I can hear are the fucking pigeons. Fucking cunts the lot of them
>>223179470>£100k+ student debt no degreeyou what
>>223179497no
Graduated uniNo student debt30k saved up70k a year jobGot my own apartment Got my own carGot a gfGot no mates though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2MBxYTUQWYInteresting title, shall watch it
>>223179506max loan and never managed to graduate
>>223179478alri Saint Bulgarian Anon
you don't need shaving cream retards it's a scam
>>223179470could be worse!
>>223179515pointless post
>>223179524don't even know how much i owe, they contacted me once and i told them im unemployed and haven't heard anything since
>>223179515>Got a gf>Got no mates thoughthe dream
>>223179474once when i was coming out of the 24hr sainsburys there was a guy stood chatting to his buddy right in the fucking doorway like he's the bouncer or somethingwanted to go back in and buy a tin of beans and put it in the plaggy bag and twist the bag so it was like a ball and chain type weapon that i could swing at his headinstead i just pushed past him not roughly enough for him to get annoyed but enough so that he knew i didn't appreciate having to move him
>>223179515Good lad, i cant possibly imagine being 100k in debt, dont understand how americans fall for that scheme, ia it the same in uk is it that expensive>>223179529Alri lad
pooeing
should be a place for people like us to go
>>223179586where would it be
>>223179474>>223179557oh my god, who the hell cares
>>223179553Yes my gf is my mate and i can have sex with her
>>223179596people who have places to be, you fucking human obstacle
>>223179601what if she fucked a black guy and the black guy had aids and now you have aids, what would you think of that.
Graduated uniNo student debt31k saved up71k a year jobGot my own apartmentGot my own carGot a gfLots of mates as well
>>223179601Thats the dream
>>223179572Since ive been on holly my poes have been tremendous, every morning at the same time after 3 sips of water, perhaps its all the walking
where's the new then
business idea: genetically modified virus that instead of making people ill just makes them stop being dickheads
>>223179703>>223179703>>223179703
