poo
it should be him in the final
thought i heard the bin men for second there and panicked a bitsilly me
hi
I had a girl who went to York university and she paid 9k a year i think but her mom paid immediately cause she was a doctorIf i told my dad id go 100k in debt he would laugh at me probably, he didnt believe in credit cards for the longest time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoYZf-lBF_U&list=RDyoYZf-lBF_U&start_radio=1
>>223179736100k sounds like quite a lot, id fake my death if i was subjected to a debt of such heft.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsD6uEZsIsU
i got thAT free
morning lads
mad how you can tell chatgpt to give you evidence that it's gayevidence you can then use in a new chat to call it gay
making voluntary student loan repayments
might have to sell my arse to pay for uni loans
>>223179752It should come with a job contract the moment you graduate and even then i wouldnt do it, cant imagine being 22 and already in massive debt, i was just starting to make a bit of money at 22 and i have to give it away...naaah>>223179772Morning
wieners
>>223179781don't do that you need it to poo
This thread is very diverse at the minute
There was a bulgarian rapper who took 40k loan and couldnt give it back and went to spain cause the loan sharks were looking for him, he might still be in Spain, his rapper name was the N word btw
>>223179813didn't you hear? immigration makes britain brilliant mate.
Bet Emma Watson leaves floaters in the toilet.
An Argentinian, a Bulgarian, a Norwegian, a Mexican and a Swede walk into a bar
>>223179748good song
>>223179824Only if they're African or Pakistani
drinking a sumatran coffee in yorkshire england
>>223179830the barman's american
i am willing to halt the russian advance with my own life! freedom for ukraine!
>>223179830i head straight for the bathroom
If you like the feeling of doing a poo that means you're GAY
banging my head against the wall
>>223179898I like the RELIEF I get from doing a poo.
>>223179898hmm i am partial to the occasional musical
>>223179912You might be a poof mate
>>223179930ktim
>>223179930Cute x
>>223179930
just came back from mars
the other day i talked to a 17 year old kid and i referenced club penguin and he had no idea what i was talking about, made me feel old.
>the other day i talked to a 17 year old kid
>>223179974damn...
>>223179974preferred clubs to penguins because you can nibble the chocolate edges off first and it feels satisfying to get a big bit off in one go
how can we expel all the non natives from uk to back to africa?
I went to the future and met Queen Victoria IIShe's Black
>>223179974What is club penguin
bogl on
>>223180045Like runescape but with penguins and for 7 year olds
>>223180045>Club Penguin was a massively multiplayer online game (MMO) where players controlled customizable penguin avatars in an Antarctic-themed virtual world
fucking loved club penguin
>>223180062Im not fsmiliar with runscape either >>223180064I see like the roblox stuff but with penguins
>>223180045arctic seal protest movement
did a fart and the cat moved into the other roombit rude
>>223180062thats such a perfect way to explain it lol.>>223180078i have never played roblox, maybe? the closest thing to it i have played are those garry's mod servers where everyone is just fucking around or talking.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-dSZNFiBD0
it's a gay porn morning
back from the asdasoundtrack was rockingbit of classic robbie williams i was having a cheeky singalong while squeezing some aubergines
its 2:50 am, i think i'm gonna have to go to bed soon.
>>223180122Ive never played it either i just know the reference, havent played games since i was 15 probably although ill play fifa with someone if they have it, but i havent played on the last playstation
miss the days when i went this early to the supermarket to buy the cheapest runtjuice cider in 2 litre bottles then returned home to get drunk and high until I passed out. it somehow seems less pathetic than being sober and doing nothing with my life
getting blacked
*looks directly at the /brit/ camera and gives a little wink*
the stink poop smell
>>223180184dunno how anyone can do this, even at my lowest point I wasn't getting pissed on runtcider at 7am
Emma Watson smells of foæces
>>223180184I took some weed here and i have smoked only 2 times, gave away some
just one look and I can hear a bell ring
>>223180209why not
take me back
made my coffeeabout 14g coffee 220g water60g steamed oat milkquarter teaspoon cinnamon for the lads
>>223180267massive fish that
>>223180229Can I have some please
>>223180280
steam downloads are so bad lmaoget some bandwidth gabe
>>223180291Yeah gimme you PO boxBtw i havent smelled anyone else smoking weed here
genuinely must be lactose intolerant of some kindeating milk or cheese makes me produce the most horrible potent farts in excessive volume
>>223180300woah
alright
POO box
these videos are getting weirder
i've come to the conclusion that i am the smartest person in the world
>>223180351why not eat dairy free milk which is tastier
>>223180184I miss days like that a bit as wellNow I have to plan getting drunk and even then I can't drink too much so I don't ruin myself for work. Miss the days when I could do what I liked
Saw two bulgarians yesterday on the beach, one of them brought his own booze to the lounge chairs the other one ordered 100 euro bittle of wiskey from the beach barThe duality of bulgarians
>>223180184>>223180425some of you lot shouldn’t have free will
Drunk Ivan has been smoking at the Amazon Fulfillment in Moscow again I see.
yes nigga i'm black
going trick or treating tonight
you hurty me
mad how blackpill is law
Cant wait for everyone to wake up, going alone and im gonna rizz the fat ladies at the beach
90th anniversary of the Spanish Civil War today lads
>>223180419>which is tastieri dont agree
i am willing to fight in the trenches in the snow in the steppe in the cities in the towns in the forests in the fields for a ukraine free from russian tyranny!
i will eat the fungus and no one will stop me
fuck rape and war
9:30 and its already 31C Fock me in my own arse
>>223180627Fuck war. Rape can stay.
>>223180643nigga crossed the border
The explosive diarrhoea pandemic over in the US was due to them eating lettuce They're so unhealthy that eating a mild vegetable did this to them ok no hate just fact ok
nigga rorke playing fighting games and wearing thigh highs
Just passed some turk construction fellas and they be wearin christian crosses, mad world>>223180650Im on mobile data now, walking around with my penus out
be nice to animals
i don't carei love it >_<
>>223180675hjorsebjorg status?
Saturday /brit/ always has the post-nut sleepiness after Diego Day
I feel like my job interview went well but also it might not have so I don’t want to get ahead of myself
>>223180694glued
>>223180680fat ass nigga
Is the Bulgarian a chad? Does anyone know ?
one day i will have my own flat and it will have audrey poster and a table and chair by the window and a bed and it will hopefully be an old enough building to have character and nice windows and be aesthetically pleasing!
>>223180740Will you print out that one with the gettyimages watermark
>>223180735he's a normoid
>>223180775I know that but is he a CHAD
>>223180792he is a poster in /brit/
>>223180792one must imagine so
>>223180755no i will get a real poster from later in the peak of her career. in that one she was still very young and only on the stage. she has too many iconic moments to choose from!
world cup winners this century by aura ranking:1. spain 20102. brazil 20023. germany 20144. italy 20065. argentina 20226. france 20187. spain/argentina 2026
>>223180807you should get multiple posters then ok
I’m going to become a chad next year
>Albanian burglar who cannot be deported feeds his dogs banknotes
>>223180833>rating virgin tiki taka cringe
Audrey Hepburn probably did a stinky fart right in Mickey Rooney's face whilst he was in the slitty eye makeup.
>>223180868shut up crude russian dog!
>>223180735Nah my penus is not very big....but they dont know that haha
>>223180881How tall are you
>>223180874Not a zigger, just stating facts.
>>223180865you can't deny they all had aura
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1784358427891636.mp4
xX-AryanFoidRaper88-Xx
>>223180926and i suppose this is rorke
Only fat old ladies and old geezers at this tme of the day, couldnt find an arse lass to sit next to >>223180904180 on the best day after yoga and breathing exercises178 if ive been sitting on a shitty chair for two weeks, i think im shrinking
france should have won this world cup reallyit's so grim that pedro porro and alex baena are going to be world champions
I call Danish birds Lass Ulrich
>>223180932can you not post my gamertag please
>>223026896>plugging your brain into something created by microsoft
Boomers owned sports cars and Corvettes in the 1960s and have the gall to tell Millenials and Zoomers they are living beyond their means....
Sausages in the air fryerCoffee madeFag litBosch
boomers bought their house for half their monthly salary and got hired for shaking the bosses hand and pretending to have slept on the floor outside of the front of the establishmeent
hmm *me thinking*
>>223180924I remember people saying "I bet messi wishes he had played for the Spanish NT instead of Argentina" (he has citizenship), but he ended up getting a WC later anywaysand now he's playing against Spain in the final, so the 2nd one is partly up to him, a strange turn of events
Not a lot of english people this year, only weird looking Norwegians and icelanding looking albinos
genuinely hate sleeping
it's not fair lads
>>223180924the spanish national anthem doesnt have any words, weird that
>>223180576over in a single day was it?
>>223181097I was rooting for ya, would have been nice
feeling euphoric and good
>>223181141fuck you
Connection Error
Need to have sex with Emma Watson.
>>223180351Try jersey milk it's lower in lactose
Short chubby fat lass situated next to me with her mom, lets see if it has folds or is she sexological
>>223181203make you fart more that muck
>>223180663Was watching a video of this American guy doing a review of some hotdog at one of the world cup venues and half the comments were "You're shitting yourself tomorrow bro"Like it's completely normal for food to be consumed which they know the ingredients/additives will cause diarrhea Only equivalent I can think of here is a drunk kebab but that's drunk
>>223181147*disintegrates into dust*
I see boxes from the bakery and snacks...oh dear
>>223181235Grow up you retarded fucking goyim cattle
>>223181207Are you by yourself
we looking forward to the bronze final?
>>223181281youre going to make me cry
Oh lord those are some heavy breasticles>>223181295Yes
Goatberg
>>223180663human poo got into the lettuce supply chain
How crazy will we be sat alone posting on 4chan today aren't we just dead funny and mental lads?
>>223180351Alri Emma Watson.
>>223181329Is this a wild katsiki
>>223181329what the fucking hell is that
>>223181329he has the high ground
For $100,000 a month Donald trump is selling early access to his tweets on truth social. Do you understand how much fkn money you could make with that??
what time did you get home last night you did go out with your mates didn't you?
>>223181299...yh
why are there so many random foreigners
>>223181342haha x
i can't post
The box is comeong out...oh lord, they bought Trigona Panoramatos and donuts and crisps with chocolate milk, wild breakfast...those tits tits aint gonna feed themselves
>>223181407you canyou can post
>>223181402they prop up the economy and are nhs you racist wanktrumpt
ilove youDearlymy friends!
sending out proof of life videos to complete strangers to stir up some drama
>>223181329never seen a black goat before
>>223181423:D
>>223181434
i've fully gone mental
rorke telling his dad about how western women are pozzed by the jews and asian women are trad and based
>>223181474where's the lie?
>>223181474is this autobiographical
>>223181474my dad is too busy watching sportsball while our country is being taken over by jews to hear my polemics on women
>>223181482Need to eat her poo.
>being taken over
How many hours will you be posting on 4chan today?
Broker has fallen, Niko Bellic must die
>>223181481ktim
>>22318152323
>>2231815234
becoming a wigger
Balding short guy with glasses coming through with dame with an incredible ass, shes taller than him. Absolute chad, good for him...
Listening to Jamie T. Thinking of the post-GCSEs summer of 2011. Me and my mates out on our bikes all day. House parties. Lipsing Essex tarts.
brain dead drivel posting i'm whacky chan pilled xD
todayisLovely .. !!
>>223179736>YorkAh, very impressive
>>223181581Their lives are all better than yours. You wasted it like a coward.
mad how I thought it would continue to get better and better like a rollercoaster ascending before the big drop. didnt realise the drop would come so soon
>>223181592Yesvery !Would youlikea cup ofTea ??
A nonce, a virgin, a mong, a freak and a fat bastard walk into a barbarman says: "what can I get you Rorke?"
>>223181588*rapes you*
I'm a 4chan joker no mates no gf. Sweet.
>>223181633Beer please
>>223181607My life is great, that was just a great summer
>>223181633Can I have a glass of water, please?
>>223180184>it somehow seems less pathetic than being sober and doing nothing with my lifeIt might seem that way to an alchie scumbag yes
She called him sweet baby, nature is healing, love is restored >>223181598She is Bulgarian, she studied biology, gotta say when i was there the lads were propper fellas and very welcoming, thats why I love England, also beautiful place
Shit posting with my bros on 4chan. Still in bed posting on my phone from my childhood bedroom in mummys house.
shall poo soon
no one:literally no one:rorke: life is a highwayand i wanna ride it all night long
>>223181673Love you too x
>>223181642>>223181676
l
no one:literally no one:inane rorke post
got the frasier on
poono postjust poo
>>223181700Love you too lad, later x
soundgarden and no doubt and sum 41 all have indian guitaristsbit odd
No one:Not a single soul:Not even big chungus:Dexter Holland cat: Yah yah yah yah yah!
>>223181746scream
>>223181745imagine listening to that yank shite
>>223181745Thought Billy Talent's guitarist was a jeet too but he's Goan apparently
>>223181776very international in my music tastes me
>>223181778Now I learned that Goans are jeets so I was right from the start
Are you going to tell your kids how wild you were on 4chan back in your day have you saved your memes and gimmicks to show them?
>>223181829gonna tell them how many times i've sent leftypol flying
>>223181776sum 41 are canadian
We Goan!
>>223181829bizarre melty
>>223181745Inferi too
watch dogs 2 is actually the best game I’ve ever played
>>223181850It's zero, isn'tA big fat egg
about to poo. just doing this post to let you all know and then hightailing it to the toilet.
>>223181854same thing
>>223181883what's so good about it
>>223181883tell me more and i might buy it im a sucker for the /brit/ viral marketing campaigns
>>223181883angry birds is better
all shop indian shop keepers and hotel owners are called patel. all patels are gujaratis. all gujaratis are motivated and often successful thanks to their mercantile history meaning they have always been exposed to foreign lands and trading which led them to emigrate in huge numbers.
>>223181883prefer the sequel, dogs 2 is actually the best game I’ve ever played 2
remember bad piggiesthat game was #lit
Children go upstairs and fetch your mother I'm going to tell a story of how funny I was on /brit/
Hi fellow anons have you bought your ticket for Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey best seen on IMAX?
>>223181929font
>>223181929
>>223181947thumbs up emoji
>>223181942>>223175420here you may read my review
>>223181901>>223181904I’m not good with words just watch the trailer
that nigga's name was homer
>>223181942not allowed to watch it because my internet youtube daddy told me its woke
play british games:gtatomb raiderfablewipeoutwormsbatman arkham asylumburnoutforza horizon goldeneyecrackdownand more
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F8DjNPLpsE4
play deltarune and wank to tranny porn
remember when we were dank and sick bros
>>223182021"no"
>>223182027>dankomds unc
remember when rorke got raped
>>223182045But he came
>>223182045yeahkwab
from /b/ros to /brit/s we made it on 4chan lads we lived the culture we are the culture dad would be proud
last night i dreamt that somebody loved me
>>223182063
How many images in your meme folder?
>>223182088
>sex traffick a child>only get 4 years>out in 2what the fuck is going on in engerland
hey y'all what's up
this is the future leftypol wants
what are rorke's and leftypol's retirement plans lads
chillaxing with me /brit/ bros sick bants an dank memes
did the poo lads. now back with a cuppa in front of the telly.
have to wait until the euros for more 'score some fakking goals' posting
>>223182110grooming gangs don't happen ffs rorke and IF they do it's white people ffs rorke stop chatting nonsense about grooming gangsOKAY grooming gangs happen and it's mostly muslims, but HERE's why it's a good thing
>>223182119if my investments grow at 7% per annum (10% - 3% inflation) when i should have a few million dollars to retirethen i just await the cold grip of Death
mum get the camera get the camera ohhh godd mummmeyyy mummeeyy
>>223182121>dankpraise kek
>>223182110having more sex than you m8
thats me done thenon the 4 hour train ride down now thought there would be tickets
>>223182144shadily kek
>>223182145don't have sex with children
do you ever see a comment you've made on a youtube video like 10 years ago and cringe
>>223182119leftypol: neuro-queer video game streamer for the causerorke: become elon musk's baby momma
Call Me On My Pizza (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake) https://youtu.be/n0_Nay8sn0Y
>>223182160you don't have sex at all lad that's why you are here all day
>praising kekI shiggy diggy
>>223182179bizarre response to a post about children getting raped
sex with consenting teenagers
Pools closed xD
Thanks to Elon Musk we'll have AIDS jokes for decades to come
>>223182192that's not even my best 4chan edge m8
>>223182207why is he wearing a 10 year old girl's shoes
sex with living adult human females
>>223182219You've done him
>living
hi can you hear me
Look mum I'm the funniest man in the thread
>>223182261>>223182261
>>223181883Proper indian game that
>>223182110This isn't happening btwI know you think you might be reading and seeing that but you're wrong
>>223182153You got on the train to go to the most popular film out now at one of the most popular locations before securing a ticket? On a saturday no less. Proper retard you pal.Go to the Prince Charles cinema instead
