owen wilson edition
odyssey subedish
his legs xD
how many hours will you be on 4chan today?
>that's not even my best 4chan edge m8
>>223182271
>>223182277not many, busy day ahead
I think the bronze age is collapsing >.<
>>223182287zionist wretch
>>223182277depends when i start steamingtoilwill be on here until then and will then do blackouttoil
>>223182271love are almondalways speaks truth to power
>ben shabibo gave odyssey a 9/10
>>223182277at least 6
>>223182285wait until you see my rorke posts, you'll scream xD
what prompted this particular melty
>>223182306wow and i mean wow what other screenshot have you got for us?
>>223182302hes the only one who sees through nolan's bullshit
Did anyone else watch this absolute drivel as a kid?
getting a bit hungry
>Look what this person said on the internet xD
they should have built this. it would be a wonder of the world that tourists flock to
every clip ive seen of this movie look like a bollywood film. the energy and discourse around it feels spiritually indian. white people are becoming spiritual thirdies
>>223182319>>223182335>>223182358what set him off
really interested to see what people i've never heard of think of a film i don't care about
>>223182345make whatever you want
17 in 2016 27 in 2026 :0
>>223182340literally me, watched them blow up caravanswas some stuff that wouldn't be allowed on modern day telly now though i reckon, some quite laddish material
>>223182378mad how this is me but a bit older
>>2231823787 in 2006 :3
>>223182376rorke showing the thai tradwife what she has to work with
had another torturous nightmarish dream where i had to kill people and survive in a post apocalypse situation with mutants and such
Son's room is attracting pestilence.
lovely real women <3
>>223182370
just woke up
>>223182424"Male!"
>>223182384>be brainiac>testing hypothesis "which country has the spiciest food?">get Mexican salsa, Japanese wasabi, and English mustard>3 brainiacs must hold the food in their mouth for as long as possible>wasabi spits it out>then salsa spits it out>leaving English mustard>which is now confirmed as the spiciest food in the world>they conclude that England had the hottest food because of thisFucking pissed me right off back then.
>>223182287I remember him from youtube back in 2009 where he took part in religion debates and did some interesting philosophy videos. He was clearly well educated (I think he has a PhD) but decided to devote his life to tranny issues.
>>223182425bronze age death blossom mode
any 21st century schizoid man in
There's flashback scenes where we see what Ellen Page's character looked like 20 years ago and she's a chubby boy back then and it made me laugh a lot.
get this muck down ya gullet
when will we starting calling decades in this century the 20s, the 30s. it still seems only reserved for the 1900s.
>>223182482mex
>>223182294Doesn't seem to be a zionist. Basically tried to write a nuanced post and everyone got mad.
>>223182340yes. I always watch these when I'm hungoverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoX0f_6thZAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVpqGF6ct8Uconnected with jon tickle on linkedin too lol
>>223182496wonder if people back in the 1200s talked about decades like this
>>223182496got to wait 40 more years then you can
rorke taking chantelle and his 2 kids to butlinsleftypol taking tabetha and his 2 kids on a cultural excursion to africa
the 'opping 'istsausage rollsscotch eggscrispspastriescoffee
>>223182503this is all true
>>223182523Was thinking about what it'd be like plapping her doggystyle last night.Came... to the conclusion that it'd be rather enjoyable.
just saw an ad for the odyssey on the telly. lots of 5 star reviews. must be a good un.
Well, yes obviously since most of these people were brought by the UK themselves, they are not native to the Islands, prior to the war there were basically almost no population in the military settlement.Now days, I would say the best approach to this problem is first talking about compensating the people living in the Island where Puerto Soledad is located, which is the first historical Spanish settlement.We could compensate the people living there and arrange a shared demilitarized zone in the entire islands while the UK gets to keep Port Egmont over a period of years, and we the door open if the people living there as well want to be compensated so we can have full sovereignty over our territory.Either that or we go for war again, but there is no future where Argentina forgets about this territory due to its cultural relevance. It's like asking China to forget about Taiwan. It just won't happen.
>>223182523kissable
ok I will
So what we all suspected has been confirmed.Leftypol dun it.
>>223182523ugly bitch
>>223182541*walks past*sorry brother nothing on me
sucking off a paracetamol
Weighed myself before and after doing my business, 400g downAmazing, isn't it?
>>223182424Men look like THAT??
remember when big harv did that poo on katie price and took a photo of his handiwork
400g up:)
>>223182536Of course. He doesn't get ragebaited. Even on his videos on conservatism, capitalism, JK Rowling and Peterson he just gave an analysis on the merits and flaws but reddit will take a balanced take and be like "but he said something positive about our enemy that's bad!!"
beached whale
New Techmoan video up de lads.
Spainman in?
Very very funny how far Indian and Israeli PR has slipped recently. India might be the worst, I don't see anyone defending them
>>223182586well it is Saturday
>>223182571
>>223182525hope you get stuck in the supermarket gates
just came after a long wank and got some on my hands and didnt wash them and now drinking a lucozade so technically ive probably eaten some of my own cum
got my tight pants on todayhope im not going to regret wearing my tight pants today
Most hinge profiles are so uninteresting to me. Just want a nice metalhead gf
sick of ai slop
>>223182586>it's another boring turntable episodezzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>223182490ok i will eat it !
>Just want a nice metalhead gf
>>223182620have a look at that app called turn-up laddy. can match on music taste.
Techmoan's video quality fell off hard ever since he got sick & thought he was dying of cancer
>>223182650>using bro as a pronounKys.
>>223182617Sweet that's me signing off for the day
>>223182632>>223182625>>223182620>>223182577stop complaining about things youre dampening my fucking day
>>223182617always meant to try my own cum but always back out after i'm done
got another poo on the way lads
fantasies of being able to freeze time and molest people started at about 9 for me and i was wanking my willy (unable to spunk) to them at about 10
>>223182490https://youtube.com/watch?v=lWFwasZnivw
>>223182667Big man you use "herself" as a pronoun might want to sit this one out
>>223182650Type of girl to break your heart and not bat an eyelid
>>223182675Wank upside down you won't have a choice then
>>223182687Prove it, cunt.
>>223182684good for you
>>223182601I've yet to meet a sane anti-Israeli person. It always boils down to explicit antisemitism.
*does an amazing backflip*
>>223182689nah they're all very clingy and have attachment syndromethey'd literally kill you if they saw you with another girlt. dater of goth girls
fooking 'ell it's chilly today
>>223182701You peat chewing bogtrotters even made a film about it
Who was the first person you ever wanked to?Can't remember if it were Stacy Kiebler, Holly Willoughby or Emma Watson for me.
was up gooning off until 3am weren't i
>>223182711Yes very good rorke now sit down, it's your nans funeral for God sake
>>223182707I've yet to meet a nice South African!
>>223182707I don't much care about the middle east but Israelis are utter scum to be fair. Never met one who wasn't entirely up his own arse and the way they behave towards palestinians is a disgrace
>>223182728was katie price as jordanshe was lying in some fake snow and had her boobies covering it
want to reply to that post but i dont reply to iroids out of principal
>>223182684used to have a fantasy when i was very young and didn't really know what a fantasy was where a giant woman with a completely hollow inside would swallow me whole and i'd go and sit inside her tits. wouldn't even do anything with my willard, i'd just want to be sitting inside some giant hollow tits. funny thing the brain.
I AM WOUNDED!!!!!
>>223182711>OH MY SCIENCE THAT WAS AMAZING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5wjKmadkd4
don't like goths or alt girls i like when they're normal but not normies do you know what i mean x
>>223182523looks like a photo from a hogtied set
having a cuppasorry theres only enough water in the kettle for one so you cant have one
A moving JPEG...https://maurycyz.com/projects/bad_jpeg/cat.jpg
>>223182782what the fuck
Had to walk on fucking eggshells when talking with the missus about Ellen Page in the Odyssey.Not a fan of JK Rowling is that one.Think I got away with it.Did have to say HIS voice that HE puts on is incredibly irritating.Am I massively whipped lads?
>>223182782how does that work then
>>223182741They behave just fine towards Palestinians. What the hell are you on about?
umsissies getting topped by right well chads
>>223182788FONT
rorkes plane
>>223182804good post
>>223182787>>223182795basically when you download a picture, some sections of it arrive before others. usually a picture is downloaded from top to bottom.someone took advantage of this and created an image where each "section" is a valid photo and the new sections that arrive are a new frame in what looks like an animation
>>223182788honestly wild that we have the endure this freak show and not call it for what it is
>>223182782your fucking mental
>>223182817rorke's plane is Concorde but not the French parts
>>223182782erm
>>223182788you are but most men on earth would respect it, sometimes being right just isn't worth the hassle(especially if you wanna shag haha x)
how much money does the saudi goverment make every year from oil?
>>223182801I don't think moving on to their land forcibly, burning their olive groves, spitting on them in the street is good behaviour. I know you're from a third world swamp so probably don't know what decorum looks like so I'll forgive you
>>223182861it doenst work if youre a VF
>>223182863more than the pookay makes from the poorth pee (formerly known as a the north sea)
>>223182817Rorke stood on the runway with his arse cheeks spread
>>223182865The amount of imaginary scenarios you've had to cook up to justify this obsession is genuinely impressive.
>>223182863bout tree fiddy
>>223182832Latuff is fucking retarded. He just draws the same idea over and over again without even making a proper point.
why are houses so cheap in seff effrica
might move to disturbia
>>223182817duck off pocoyo lookin mf
irish art
>>223182898i dont think argies understand how cool bongs think pirates are, the irish did a anti british songs about how we're horrible pirates who steal things and we started singing it proudly
OH NO! lads thierry henry and david beckham don't have enough walkers for their awesome viewing party
>>223182340Yes. Was a big fan of Charlotte Hudson.
>>223182916
>>223182889Just generated these from Grokhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgUTIF6cEF8https://www.youtube.com/shorts/F7n4Tp__shohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0krRMS_ObCU
>>223182916um blacks solved the potato famine rorke
>>223182863750 billion SARs (half an NHS)https://saudipress.com/saudi-arabia-sees-revenue-increase-to-336-billion-amid-shift-to-non-oil-income
>>223182918Unironically this>the irish did a anti british songs about how we're horrible pirates who steal things and we started singing it proudlyWhat is it called?
>>223182929I need to go back to 2013. I would do it all differently.
>>223182922mad how much aura the french language has, thierry henry sounds so sophisticated but 'terry henry' sounds like a bloke down the pub who hasnt worked in 22 years becuse his back went on him wink wink nudge nudge
>>223182916People pleasing culture and white/Catholic guilt.We truly consider ourselves to be evil and need wiping out to make way for the same mix of African and Indian that you guys will be conquered by too.
>>223182503facts if you had left wing friends it was basically impossible to open social media without seeing exploded Palestinian children horrifying gore for a while
get the oil drilled and get it spent on deliveroos and ubers for people on pip
>>223182951this is supposed to make us feel bad lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XhZGM3GgLs
750 billion saars
Don't want to go to boardgames club anymore.We had a long run of not having any you know whos come.Now I get called "sir" constantly. At fucking board game club.Just call me Séamus, dalits.
the stupid thing about that walkers ad is that you literally can't find them in miami cos they're called Lay's in burgerland
>bout tree fiddyliterally still making this joke in 2026most low effort attempt at humour"eating a poo" is 1000 times more witty than this
>>223182933Brilliant, you found videos of actual radicals. Want a medal? If I pull up a video of a British football hooligan biting a police horse does that mean our entire population lacks decorum?
>>223182993they are friends :)
unc is cookinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm9nFitLyjw
>>223182944thats a of money>saarsohmyscience
>>223183005yes
>>223183004sir golem
>>223182991my name is caoimhÃn sar let us be playing operation sar
>>223183004You dont have to play a little vpn flag character to post bait you can do it on your british flag
>>223182991got an indian bloke at work who i notice calls everyone sirstrange folk
Lay's brand "Prawn Cocktail" flavoured crisps manufactured in Brisbane and stocked in the International Foods aisle
might learn irish
out for a walk
a second wank perhaps
>>223183026it's called walkers . it was invented in leicester england by gary wanker
Mental how most people are Nigerian, Indian, Arab and Chinese. English people might as well not exist.
>>223183044any good walls today m8?
>>223183001made you enough to reply
one time i did a poo so big it changed the climate
>Half the people in this thread bet England would at-least reach the final, the other half bet they would win
>>223183044hope you dont get diagroea
thing is poo is warm when it comes out so it can change the climate if it doesn't go into the cooling water fast enough so do NOT poo on the ground
Wish assassins creed games were more fun because the worlds are really cool and well made
had a bowel movement earlier where it was like a hard lump followed by a load of liquid. made me realise that a lot of things we think of as manmade inventions (say, a cork) actually already exist in nature.
>>223183070>t. E Milliband
there should be more porns set in fast food kitchens because the managers there must be massive perverts because they almost exclusively hire peng 17 year old girlsimagine their fanny being licked under the counter while trying to serve a customer
>>223183082>>223183096>>223183108Crass wretches
>>223183073popped a tenner on argentina me
>>223183096often have those kind of poos after drinking
>>223183111pooing is brit culture
girl feet
>went to bed sweating my bollocks off>awaken and genuinely actually feel a bit coldweird that ayeIt's ostensibly 3 degrees higher than when I feel asleepdon't understand this weather nonsense
Genuinely have a bizarre phobia that if I ever met Daisy Ridley she would subconsciously telepathically know just how much I've cum to her and I would sperg out.
If the Spanish win do they get the Falklands
>>223183082just mix it in with straw and leaves leave it for a fortnight and dump it on the garden
odd duck
gymtoil and shoppingtoil completediytoil and cleaningtoil coming soongftoil on the morrow
might get some m&s wotsits
>>223183120mine was because I was feeling nervous. maybe it's because of excess oestrogen in the gut or something x
>>223183153I wanna say no one knows what goes through your head but I feel like you want her to. Stop the goon.
dont appreciate enough how relaxing it is no longer being in school and not having essay or exam deadlines loomingstill occasionally get nightmares about that. toil pressure can't even competethe pressure we put on kids is a disgrace. wish i'd skipped uni entirely and just gone straight to earning money
>>223183204ktim
Leftypol exposed
>>223183204sometimes still have dreams about school aha
good morning fellow fat retarded incel freakslet us have a good fat retarded incel day today too
>>223183162human poo doesnt contain nutrientsyou cant do that
BBC Asian, BBC Alba and BBC Scotland but no BBC Cornish? Seems mental to me that Cornish licence fee payers are neglected like this.
>>223183213even for the people i know who earned way more money because of graduating they're still outweighed by the ones who got the same but then had a massive stroke so that they can't even maximise the advantage of the money they've made. so they can pay BAMEs to wipe their bottom and pay for a holiday with wheelchair space. what's the point you're still just laying there and might as well be dead
>>223183248wish i had a nice normal gf like this
>>223183204ktim I still wake up in sweats over it sometimes. I'm 35 btw
bit of porridge with some frozen berries and honey and hemp seeds
>>223183248
*scores an amazing goal*it really isnt that hard it lads
>>223183235it's called humanure you dimwit savage
>>223183204when I was given weekend homework I went to library after school so I'd have a clean palette all weekend long Don't understand why everyone didn't do that desu
>>223183271average /b
>>223183270love honeygod bless are beese
oh dear oh dear oh dear leftypol
>>223183271i wonder what hes thinking about in his giant ape cranium
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin
>>223183271average /brit/ poster ponding about poo
>>223183294England vs Argentina.
>>223183271me when im waiting for the nuggets in the air friar
>>223183271humans closest relatives are>Chimps & Bonobos >Gorillas >Orangutansand literally all of them can kick our arse without breaking a sweat mad that init
>>223183319my closest relatives are me mum and dad
>>223183279didnt have that delay gratification gene.i would do that now though because that's what it is to be a boring adult who realises nothing really that enjoyable any more so you can do work or do the hoovering or somethingpeople like you must have been a boring adult as a child. strange one
>>223183323you're adopted
anyone remember beabadoobee lmfao you stupid mongs looooooved that shit
>>223183301
>>223183335no sry
>>223183335don't know who or what that is, is it a kid's show?
fuck me cows brains are tinyno wonder they're such thick cunts
>>223183335
>>223183335no idea what that is hun x
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c935yx2z9d4obased Burndog off to a good start
>>223183355they're exactly what they need to be
>>223183355big things come in small packages actually :)
>>223183355brainmogs me!
>>223183365drill baby drill
>>223183335telling on ourselves are we
need to stretch my calf muscles, I keep getting painful cramps in me calfs
the cow is an unnatural man-made beast you know
>>223183366i hate this show because it wasn't clear what the contestants were even looking at. AR is only on a screen but there was no screen in front of them so were they just staring at an empty table. what the fuck
rorke is an unnatural man made beast you know
>>223183355Non-semite semitist physiology
>>223183400they come in gay nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYLb-S6617g
>>223183355smart enough to make milk from scratch. can you say the same?
ganglia
listening to the Living Your Best Life with Jake Humphrey / Feel Better, Live More Podcast
realistically who was in the wrong here?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5gDJfFvObg
>>223183456you
>>223183429*spunks in your gob*
narners
>>223183429human femoids make milk too and they're all retards
What were they doing in Laos?
>>223183456Rolando, the other lad was in the right for making sure it defo went in but he just wanted the glory for himself.
>>223183429man is smart enough to use milk for many different food and drinks
rorke refusing to go out tonight because he wants to watch the meaningless bronze game
daily lotus eatershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZC2HQaATZo
seananners sex arse
>>223183011Dis'sum Animal Farm shit
>>223183531
>>223183519i just noticed he was offside kek i thought he was chimping out because he never got the credit for the goal
does eating lotuses actually do anything
>>223183533a year ago these twats had my friend Charlie on (who's a girl), all the comments were talking about her tits, she made a polite comment to Sargon that she didn't like it, he left her on read and banned her from the show for lifeI hereby designate it an incel showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lljrY7i-5HA
>>223183516>28 year old solo travelling in southeast asiaoh my days
PUSSYCLAAAAAAT
leftypol eating a scotch egg with a knife and fork
>>223183603how else are you going to eat it? with a spoon?
>>2231835163>1>2
>>223183204I sometimes have dreams about how I left an essay too late and I need to have it done the next day. Or that I have missed months of, or even the entirety of, one of my classes and have missed the deadlines already. Waking up from those dreams is nice.
So we tried doing a pred sting and imma be honest the nigga we caught just beat all 4 of our asses. Alex our camera man still in the hospitable.
I have dreams I’m driving and the brake stops working
made 2 boiled eggs in the air frier. fucking hate peeling them. is there something that does it for you
>>223183626same. i also get the feel like this bleeds into real life where i have try and remember whether i've been enrolled in a course i've been dodging for months
>>223183666a girlfriend
you can't boil air
sometimes i have a bottle of wine and im still drunk the next morning after like 12 hours. like my liver has just slept all night
>>223183666you cant air fry boiled eggs. you tricked me with this last time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina
Taller than this guy and still no latin gf.
>>223183708you can air fry normal eggs and make them into boiled eggs though
you can't fry air
>>223183725streak of piss you
>>223183690you can on KELT-9b
>>223183725>and that's my whyNEED an esl gf!
willy fell off, found it in the ayre friar
>>223183726no you cant they come out dry as shit
>>223183721not real
>>223183725rorke fuming at this
cortado down the hatch, coffee zone entered
Emma Watson whizzing in my mouth.
>>223183721rorke fuming at this
making posts, having fun
>>223183769air fry for 12 minutes at 140. place into a glass of cold water for 5 minutes to stop they cooking and help seperate the eggshell membrane from the bit you want to eatyou probably just waited for it to cool down and tucked in like a fucking cavemanyou forgot to
just boil an egg normally how about that
don't put eggs in the air fryer they explode like bombs
>>22318381312 minutes is far too long. you dry it out
washing machine nearly finished, going to hang it out, what have you achieved today?
i like these Smeg coffee machines
>>223183833ill dry you out you wetwipe
Microwave it. The eggs that is.
>>223183834i woke up, that's enough
microwave an egg on medium for 5 minutes for the perfect boiled egg
>>223183834fed a cat 2 slices of cham
>>223183847good work matex>>223183838coffee machine will be the first purchase for my new incel castle
Get it made slave boy
>>223183834About the same. Just sat on my arse all day.
>>223183834composed a symphony
>>223179703>>223179703>>223179703
>>223183864you're wish is my command>>223182262>>223182262>>223182262
oh fucking hell
>>223183834nigga hanging his washing machine on the line
