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Who is the most famous person to have ever posted on /brit/?
>>223182812sir poo barmer
>>223182812Limmy or Alan Carr
beat blacked deck on gold stake in balatro
>>223182812MY MOM!
>>2231838952016
>>223183895Skinny British slags made up like an Oompa Loompa doing baked bean farts in my face.
Good afternoon yall
>>223183895Why did the one on the left defy the colour scheme?
>>223179703Haaland looks like Brock Lesnar’s down syndrome brother.
>washing machine nearly finished, going to hang it out
>>223183939hahaa!!!!!!
That's the tv not working. And on England vs France day too.
>>223183980Nothing in Broken Britain works anymore
tickles your nutsack
on of my favourite things to do is try to picture the arsehole and fanny of random women i see in the street. it has become easier with the leggings they wear these days
Here your green and pleasant land bro
>>223184000england is a third world country. come home white man
>>223182262any striker man in
>>223184010err
piss kidney
>>223184010Another faggot using England and UK interchangeably
>>223184000It really is horrible, it actually disturbs not having grass be green
off the to salle de kino to watch evil dead
going car boot sale to find old cheap tolf clubs see you lter
starving any good grub going?
>>223184044how the fuck is a jpg moving
>>223184037ReBoot ahh cover
man's off to the tutting green
Should I go watch The Odyssey or Toy Story 5 this weekend?
what the science?
>>2231841005
>>223184059seethe on jock mong
another episode of From goes by where zero percent of the plot is progressed
>>223184100who you going with?
>>223184089 think there's some poo about
>>223184100watch odyssey read toy story
>>223184100black men
>>223184120my wife and a few of my mates
any commit genocide against africans man in?
>someone is being a little bitch>give them drugs>they kill themselvesare they doing it intentionally? to speed up natural selection?
stopped watching after the second series, shite
>>223184138did this with the bear
doing the 'i hate my shit life' dance
>>223184135life is about going to kfc and playing modern warfare 4 with the boys not murdering people and being horrible
i actually think the odyssey is too white but hey ho
>>223184176blud posting from plato’s cave
>>223184180if we're being geographically accurate they'd all be swarthoid mediterranids
>>223184132lol
grok it true?why scotalnd hate england?
>>223184217If we are being real it’s not England paying for shit it’s London.
anyone else caught up on the daniel stream from last night
>>223184037Nigga looking like Marduk
>>223184156cheer up mate:)
>>223184208the nordicists won't like that either
why are post mcdonalds shits so orange and mushy genuinely never shit a solid brown log after it
geordie greep is absolute dogshit
>>223182262goy of the rovers
love seeing every country just gradually give up on the net zero shit oh no sorry we’re "delaying" not giving up righto
pooing confirmed anti socialist
>>223184239london, ontario is it?
rugby is so fucking boring compared to football
net zero= nil nil draw in yank commentary
>>223184297not like it'd help anyway, we're over the proverbial hump with it all
time to get on the steam train
anyone watching the bronze medal match?
turns out
gotten way worse at sitting in silence with my own thoughts
>>223184348no
>>223184348excuse for piss up and slags so yeah
>>223184340did you specifically wait for 12
>>223184217westminster isn't 'your' parliament. it's a UK wide parliament. english people have been offered their own parliament and decline beacuse it's more worth it to maintain control over hinter regions that you only give benes to in place of any real power
>I'm looking at the rota for tomorrow and you'll need to co-
>>223184381ye
howling at the moon but it’s daytime so no one else can see the moon and i look like a rather silly werewolf indeed
posted a mean thing online and they replied "if your intention was to make me upset, congratulations, you've succeeded" (made fun of a tranny)
>>223184239it's the equivalent of hollywood accounting though. london absorbs everything from the whole UK and only a fraction of it is accounted for on the books .
>>223184334and that's saying something!
>>223184421horrible little worm
>>223184421done him
not washed up since last saturday
Rorke the early years https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1784359766256186.webm
>>223184434in my defence, they were being obtuse and i couldn't be bothered arguing with them about the actual pointi do feel bad but that's what you get when you hit me with a sarcastic reply that evades my argument
>>223184447seem pretty washed up to me
Walmart British aisle ok
Anyone here seen the goat herds of the Cheviots?I have
>>223184334i think a non-competitive rugby match is far more boring than a non-competitive football match, but a close rugby match is more interesting than a close football match
>>223184477hobnobs and mustard the only things worth having
batchelor's nigga peas
>>223184461>i do feel badyou shouldnt. trannies are evil paedophiles
>>223184477Horlicks is based never heard of Barry's tea
non-competitive wanking
>>223184334agreed hated every second of it when i was forced to play it in schoolit was always in the winter months too, many grim memories standing in a cold wet gloomy pitch counting down the seconds
>>223184455lmao faggot immediately starts cryingbased golfboomer
>>223184477A lot of Scotch things there, likely for the expats as they are a very insular people who refuse to integrate
Ireland is culturally identical the Britain but they make a big deal about not being British. They have the same traditions and political views for the most part but in their minds every British person is a racist Reform voter.
>>223184525scotland is kooler because Troon is a real place there
>>223184455how are you meant to react if a child is doing that to you
>>223184546just push him over as he did
>>223184375I could marry her and she could sire 6 of my children, we'd live happily ever after. alas it shall not be because she doesn't know I exist. such is life in my odious dogshit incel life
>>223184477cant even be that many british people in america. british foreign food aisles are just the main ones, polish and african. if american does foreign food aisles one would only be british after you've covered the entire store in the all the other more prominent communities
>>223184546sweep their legs
>>223184546Guy dealt with it in about the best way he could have
>>223184546i got jumped by some kids coming out of an offlicence because i wouldn't buy them booze. in the scrap, i punched one in the face and knocked him out (don't be impressed, he was about 12 years old). police came and let me go immediately because it was self-defence and appropriate force
>>223184546die of laughter
>>223184546kill them
>>223184010Have a mate who said he’d rather win the work sweepstake (£20) than see England win the World CupLiterally cannot imagine having so little pride in your own people. He’s fully English too so he doesn’t even have the excuse of being a jf
fancy sticking a bet on for the match tonightwhat would be a good one
>>223184477never heard of barry's tea
me making a post and then closing the tab
>>223184592france's pace n's will decimate england's defence
>>223184546shoot him
>>223184592France to win, under 2.5 goals
>>223184375ridiculously peng
I think greeno eatses daughter is trans or non binary he never refers to her as a her and calls her camera person
>>2231846102 - 0 victory for France but you can tell neither side really gives a shit
>>223184591it’s just a gameargues might win two world cups in a row and their country is still shit so what
any phimo-cocked diarrhoea sufferers in
Why can't we just have a normal fucking sunny day why does it only have to be a blistering miserable slog?
>>223184571I saw an American going through his supermarket Jungle Jim's and there were about 4 double-sided aisles of British foods and a little frozen section
>>223184627Does it matter? I just can’t imagine wanting England to fail at anything full stop.
>>223184622black players are more superficial so they better when the game is meaningless . it'll be close because both teams have enough of them but olise and mbappe will be the difference. if im wrong you can say leftypol won
>>223184586was also thinking this
getting the 4/10 TikTok mummies and their fat tots and bums wanked to
>>223184652wtf it's a real place
>>223183895ngl I kinda miss this era
>>223184648are you ginger? this is a normal sunny day
Solo tripping to Amsterdam next monthMight rent a prozzie because I’m sick of being a virgin
We have to win tonight and prove we're the second best losers in world football
>>223184629been a while since i've had the 'rhoea
when i smoke weed my movements get all jerky and i have weird incel schizo attacks and i start manually breathing
>>223184652>Jungle Jim'snever heard of it but it appears to be canadian. there are more brits there cause of the queen
>>223184676worst dutch city by far
>>223184687don't smoke it then
i would like kane to get more goals than klose (needs 3 more) so he is 3rd overall in world cup all time top scorers
>>223184477fucking why lmao
>>223184690>never heard of it but it appears to be canadianThere are only 2 stores in the world and they're both in Ohio
>>223184701ok
I miss Starburst lollies. nothing but dogshit on the shelves now
>>223184673this is actually amazing effort
>>223184455that kid's fucked in the headdefo getting abused in some way
>>223184717appears i was looking at the wrong thing
>>223184579bizzare lie
why would a shop being selling dog shit who would buy that
Life feels pointless since my Dad died, he was legitimately my best friend. Preferred hanging out with him than my mates.It'll be 4 years this autumn and I don't feel any better since it happened. He was only 53. I still can't believe it.
>He was only 53a fucking kid
>>223184770
>>223184768no shop does. you made it up because you're a schizo
>>223184770F
love women with short curly hair
>>223184770alri ssaradavidson
>>223184770made this up for attention or copy and pasted it from Redditstate of some of you honestly
wish i had 1 million dollars
they went on a road trip in the RV and crossed the border while daphne was sleeping. she isn't allowed to leave the country because she doesn't have a green card lol. now they've got to sneak her back in hehe
just found out there is legitimately something called a poo transplant
>>223184843noted
>>223184807looks like we’ve found a customer
so tired of everyone online being insane
>>223184844>family guy is wildshould have made it more british like "family guy is bonkers"
>>223184807bodied that freak
>>223184848No, my Dad is literally dead. He died of oesophageal cancer and was dead 2 weeks after his diagnosis.
>>223184471Actually a good image of her, guess you need to catch her unaware so she doesn't act like a ratchet nigger
going gape shop
>>223184905Post proof or fuck off
>>223184880Brits will have American accents by the end of this century.
>>223184844what doesSheThinkof Peter ..
>>223184905scr
>>223184911Jimmy Hopkins lookin ahh
>>223184922the world is over in 25 years so there's no point projecting to 2100
>>223184916Horrible little man, just let the nigga vent.
>>223184905rest in power king
>>223184950Used to wank over Jimmy kissing Lola.
>>223184953just let him attention seek over some freakish made up nonsense? no
>>223184953I'm 5ft10 so hardly little
octopath traveler after i'm done with trails of cold steel 2
nth for the gyaldem
I think linguistic studies predicted that the whole uk will speak in MLE by the time we are old men
Had a dream I was wanking to rule 34 of Leela from Futurama
>>223184961kek I thought I was the only one
mate delete that
>>223184982no soogsxno wanksimple
>>223184961Cody: Jimmy faps is craaaaaazy
>>223184972people die anon. its not that hard to believe
>>223184961
>>223184975You must be 18+ to post on here little boy
just trimmed my nails
here are the unc men a weight on their shoulders
>>223184982what's wrong with its face?
>>223185008dont need to do this because i bite them
>>223184961I fapped to Lola and the red head Christy
hate when I'm listening to a good song and they start shredding on the guitar. just play normally.
>>223184770sorry lad :(
>>223185008gonna paint them? x
>>223185019grim
>>223185013she suffers from pengitis
wasn't it possible for Jimmy to kiss one of the teachers as well or am I imagining things
i just don't know what to do with myself
>>223185129alri mate
Police are appealing for public assistance to help locate missing children Braxton and Cadence. They were last seen in Frankston about 3pm on Friday 17 July.
>>223185129mate...
>>223185129:/
>>223185133bom bom
>>223185129Hiya mate. You don't know me but I've heard you're a legend and your son thinks the world of you. I just hope in your final moments you knew how much you were going to be missed. I mean, that's always the case isn't it? The love comes too late.
>>223185133don't wank I had a morning one and regret it
>>223185198had a lovely 'lysa wank this morning
Can you help us find Jemma.She was last seen in Kirrawee on 17/7/26.She is described as 16 years old, 150-155cm tall, slim build, brown eyes and hair.
>>223185191made me tear up a little
Gassed up mids
I rubbed talc on testes to cool down.
>>223185133incelwalkincelcoffeeincelchatgpt
>>223185191Thanks for this mate
bit of a coincidence that metallica play metal music isnt itjust a bit too perfect
Who fucking cares about 3rd place
reading an article on /brit/ posters
>>223185219i would of saved her
Reminder to Clacton anons that you save the British taxpayer 53 grand by voting Count Binface.
>>223185129why you keep him locked up in that box? I set my dad's ashes free.
anon's dad reading /brit/ in heaven and nodding proudly at all the (you)s his son is getting
need to win the lottery so I can bang escorts every night
>>223185270Shut the fuck up Arlingtonmong lmfao
our ray
>>223182262they all basically have the same face
waspberg in the crib thinking he won't get heemed, he is mistaken
going over to the gfs in a minute
I was born sour like a lime
>>223185312gay freak society meeting is it
>>223185219Only been missing a day prob partying with the girlies
gonna have some more oats lads
leaving this girls house in a bit, her bfs coming over
>>223185337done him
>>223185359did i tell you about my porridge this morning?
>>223185270binface doesn't take a salary? what a rolemodel
what was it>>223185129
>>223185371deaddadlads dadinanurn
if scotland gets indepedence do all achievements get retroactively turned into scottish not british achievements. do all team GB medals from scottish athelets get counted as scottish medals or only medals after independence?
I joined /brit/ in 2023 and the last 3 years of my life have been my greatest ever.
>>223185191>>223185301>I just hope in your final moments you knew how much you were going to be missed. I mean, that's always the case isn't it? The love comes too late.
weird attention seeking behaviour
>>223183895lmfao the girl 4th from the right is almost completely hidden
Any zulu beast man in
>>223185384not surehope this helps
>>223185225she hates us
>>223185257Metal licka
aussies can't suffer
The Entire Backrooms Movie Vocoded to Miss The Rage
pint gf, need one
>>223185439She's going to be gassy in the morning ;)
>>223185368wasn't here lad. too busy shagging
>>223185447my life is hell
>>223185233already been for an incelwalk and incelcoffee and felt sad seeing so many peng lasses around
>>223185484shut up
>>223185439need a fucking pint gf NOW
>>223185257they dont/ they play hard rock
mad that yanks get paid their salaries twice a month
>>223185433dindu nuffin
>>223185463still south asian GF 2026 for me but after jude bellingham's ludicrous display at the FIFA World Cup 2026 I'm wondering if it's a black GF winter 2026?
>>223185484no it isn't be quite
pickybitsford
>>223185439how many did she drink
Was once at a house party with my sister and her mates and we started cross dressing at like 2AM and I legitimately only realised then that I look exactly like my sister just with a bigger head and broader shoulders. I honestly looked kind of good haha.
in the hierarchy of normoids, people who like heavy metal are less intelligent than they appear and people who like rap are more intelligent than they appear
>>223185384yes them's the rules
would it be comfy having a black girlfriend during winter?
Dame Pint Gf
chat gpt says the redundancy i think is coming would be £20,607.54 before tax
Ben Dover
>>223185447>no gf>dead parents>numerous health issues>surrounded by biomassoh I suffer believe me
>>223185494sounds like a good idea. i'm usually skint by the end of the month.
>>223185522ever been shagged up the arse?
>>223185522get her shagged
>>223185548
>>223185548>biomasschinese considered biomass?
>>223185499spain abeg
eveyrone in my family has the same face so if I wanted to I could dress up as my sister and pretend to be her
>>223185556No, but I'd honestly be willing to give it a go 2bh
>>223185569anyone who isn't a full blooded European like me is biomass
>>223185548>>no gfsaving money>>dead parentsinheritance>>numerous health issuespip>>surrounded by biomasslow cost of livingalri literal billionaire
>>223185524I've been following metal since I was 13 and most of the people I've made friends with through it have been smart.
>>223184911nice fridge body! very cool, love a big square looking thing with zero curves. perfect.
PickfordHall Maguire Stones WhiteRiceGordon Bellingham BowenKane Delap
Shes a slut for BGC (big ginger cock)
fuck me i feel like deep fried poo
just killed and ate the dog
>>223185594she should just start an onlyfans she's clearly loving the attention she's receiving with whore behaviour
>>223185594Is Harry tall or is she just short?
>>223185573hate families like this royston vasey freaks
>people who like rap are more intelligentwtf am I reading
>>223185623what whore behaviour
>>223185588>saving moneytrue I have savings, rather be broke than lonely desu>inheritancemy family is poor so I didn't get anything>pipwhat?>low cost of livingif only. it's expensive everywhere, even in the slums
>>223185594I thought she was anti-imperialism? She should have given him a piece of her mind. Bitch.
>>223185639a post deliberately crafted to annoy white british people
>>223185529wog gfs aren't "comfy"
if scotland gets independence jim clark wont be a british f1 driver anymore and they wont let me support him
>>223185639He meant rape
alysa liu should put her big toe up my arse and wiggle it around
kino idea: american remake of portrait of a lady on fire featuring anya taylor joy and samara weaving kissing
>>223185640seen a few webbums where she's sticking her arse out in skimpy clothing for the camerascan't imagine the Kazakh pole jumper doing the same shitwestern foids have no self respect so i can wank to them without shame
>>223185640walking about in a see-through dress maybe I dunno
>>223185678>>223185678
*rapping voice*yeah im in the library studyingyou in the toilet muddying
>>223185640She's clearly been acting like a whore since the gold medal you spacker. And she's loving the attention.
>>223185666ATJ looks like a bogged alien freak now, no thanks
>>223185669>can't imagine the Kazakh pole jumper doing the same shittoo on the nose lad x
>>223185644it doesnt matter how high the Aussie HDI is, immigrants always have their insular ways of living in the richest cities with the cheapest markets and rents . you need to be going there. moving into one of their apartments and buy their food
mad what /brit/ has become
