Spoonfulls edition
Here your green and pleasant land bro
Another classic Spoonfulls edish
>>223187117>>223187134oh my GOD make some original posts
reform griffin
>>223187134Not had any flipping rain in about 3 months round hereIt not right
why are both of the african flags such weird little freakazoids
only cowards get cancer
Mihai loved American Dad
>>223187181hmm well this is mental illness
>>223187134The Sierra Cheadle plains
>>223187181bit noncey 2bh
going paki shop anyone want owt?
why does he post the spoonfulls
Cannot wait for the day all bennies get cut off and the consequent dosser panic and seetheSadly will only happen when the country is already mid collapse and we'll all be dead shortly after anyway
Fucking videos >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
>>223187216it will never happen wagie lol
>>223187216Love sleeping. Love snoozing. Love dossing around. Love doing nothing.
>>223187216UBI is likelier to happen
Dadberg telling the water people that he can ignore the hosepipe ban because he's claiming JSA
>>223187192>boriswavethis didn't age well for him
>>223187216keep dreaming ragie wagie :)
>>223187253king of the deanos
>>223187192
Rorke complains and bitches about benefits but does nothing about it I don't complain and do do something about it (don't pay my taxes)
Quentin Scobie can't hurt yo-
nth for the holodem
what exactly would someone have to do to be nicknamed 'meat injection'
>>223187279simpler times
>>223187285why did you make him tallhe is very clearly a turbomanlet
dusting in my incel ziggurat
>>223187281Learn to sit back and observe. Not everything needs a reaction.
>>223187216Wagie showing himself the be the shitty resentful little worm that he is. Funny how neets are unironically better people than the average wagie.
>>223187285fuck off scober you evil ghoul
>>223187285lol did the internet man do somethinf wacky and weird while balding haha
>>223187330who the fuck makes this gay shit? has to be jeets or spices lmao
pasta bake for tea
Class is for men. Swag is for boys.
>>223187356ppl who have aura you dont know shit lol keep quiet little boy let the men talk
>>223187356Sigma grindset
>>223187356https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RBRIzdbFAY
>>223187380deep fry this and make them shrek characters and you've got a zoomer meme
>>223187380nauseatingly unfunny
*stands back and observes*
people like talking about how our ancient ancestors supposedly all did persistence hunting but I reckon that's bollocks
just threw a piece of old bread to the crows and now theyre fighting over it. i have plenty more old bread
>>223187428fucking screaming i just tried to post this haha lol
>>223187428SCREAM
well rorke?
>>223187442tell you what crows likewotsits
>>223187428lol
quentin toby
my job coach looks like Vidkun Quisling. before someone asks "who the fuck is that", he was a keen collaborator when Norway was occupied by Germany in WW2
>>223187475>sleeping with tory womencould never be me
>>223187475why is this even an article?
>>223187477what's he doing to elton
>>223187493you dont sleep with any woman mate
>>223187428pooing
>>223187477elton john x dredd collab when?
>>223187395can proudly say I've never watched an episode of this gay fucking shit lmaojeets really have no self awareness, either that or they're incapable of feeling shame
scurrying around in my incel dungeon
consider the roe deer
>>223187310
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>>223187537I'll consider shooting a an arrow from my compound bow straight through its dome
>>223187534https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3pH7iraHNMthis guy's channel is a gold mine
>>223187534strange thing to be proud of
I could've saved her
>>223187477dave is gonna freak!
I live in a town called Llanelli
>>223187537
>>223187510ad hominem, begging the question, non-sequitur
the scouser question remains unanswered
>>223187601pronounced ckxlaneckxli
>>223187601i want to move to wales
fungal
>>223187626Don't come to Llanelli
>>223187608right well youre definitely a virgin
>>223187617love them allhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1784382259956552.mp4
>>223187638you cant stop me
twitter rorkes are convinced the widdecombe murder suspect who has been named is a different bloke from the cctv footage and their 'evidence' is yet again an AI enhanced image which obviously makes up his facewhy do they keep falling for this
>>223187602>>223187602>>223187602new, migrate when ready
>>223187655scream
Don't know how you're supposed to eat those triangle ice lollies. Do you just scrape your teeth along the top of what
cloggy on the loggy
he was giddy and giggling to himself as he waited for the post timer to tick down
>>223187661spend a lot of time on twitter do you mate?
>>223187587lmao shit is cashhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ijdRb02mS8c
>>223187655sc
who would win in a fight wales or northern ireland
have you ever actually screamed at a post
>>223187703aura
>>223187595I hate MayRIP Ellie
might move to yugoslavia
>>223187728no I've howled at a few though
>>223187617
>>223187687what do you reckon he is? nafri or nigger?
>>223187728when spaino posted his dirty fungal nail feet I yelped literally
>>223187595what reason did this attractive woman living on ez mode have to kill herself
>>223187713what app is this
the "Ryan" of Ryanair is the surname of three of the co-founders
>>223187728there was a photo recently of a slag with a knife in her arsehole as a dildo and blood coming out where it sliced her ringpiececlosest i've come to audibly reacting to a britpost
>>223187728https://vocaroo.com/1d1refVmckSi
>>223187738you'll do nothing
question for fellow shaggers, non-shaggers please avert your eyesYou lads ever feel like you stop loving a girl after she becomes more and more clearly in love with you? It's fucking aids. I see the way she looks at me with those doe eyes and I really want to love her equally back - but it's like some invert gate exists between us. The more she accentuates her love for me, the more my fondness for her drops.Is this common or just a mentally ill thing of mine?
LOL THATS THE PRESIDENT OF ENGLAND AT PRIDE!
Another wasted weekend
>>223187762she was on SSRIs, her sister blamed undiagnosed mental illness and their mother..
>>223187728There have been a good few sacked tranny vocaroos which made me break down in laughter
>>223187762the fact that we live in an entropic universe where every decays and dies and that every human being is a selfish narcissist with not a care for anyone other than themselves and that yku are physiologically incapable of feeling joy after your 20s and can even feel intimations of that in your 20s
>>223187807yeah sounds like you may be a psychopath
>>223187807spastic
>>223187769remember andrew ryan nigga be like are you a man or a slave beat that nigga ah to death with golf club right there and then no cap fr
need my anus wrapped around a massive dildo
>>223187807yh.....
slathered so much bio oil on my cock that its turned into a slip and slide and whenever i try to wank now i cant get a grip
>>223187380im literally howling
>>223187807Im the same way I used to cause big arguments because when my other girlfriends would threaten to leave me was when my feelings for them would be the strongest but now I just sit with the feeling and let it pass
>>223187728heatherlad's pang pang AI edits have had me creasing
>>>/gif/30884236now THIS is what I'm talking about
got banned from r/casualuk for posting about the tesco "nigga" :/
ants gather round the semen
>>223187875no rorke, this doesnt count as losing your virginity
>>223187807mentally ill thing of yourssee the rapist
>>223187776LINK PLS
anyone got that nolan tweet image posted here about odyssey the other day
>>223187762mix raced children(asians+x) are all mentally ill
life's shit and then you die
>>223187846one of us
>Lauren Laverne diagnosed with blood and bone marrow disorder
>>223187807afraid of commitment are you
>>223187896nobody does because he doesn't have any social media you utterly gullible FOOL
>>223187655out of the mouths of babes
>>223187898I'm gonna at least die white, unlike the rest of the biomass who infest the earth's surface
>>223187900My gf had a problem with her marrow
>>223187768old snapshit
>>223187920would love to suck it out of her
>>223187916congratulations on being born white (you have no real accomplishments)
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/heatherlad/deleted/deleted/so this is heatherchungus
>>223187920likes a bit of gardening does she?
mashing my willy and bollocks
macaronic cheese down the gob
you freaks really do live your whole life online dont you?
>>223187935right well that's
>>223187966zesty
it's 2026 you should be able to change the destination of a parcel while it's out for delivery. but noo even if you do it early in the day it will always come back and say your delivered will be rescheduled for tomorrow. the locker is just across the road from my house you cunts
really wish 'ddit wouldn't label me as a "top 1% commentator". it's like a mark that brands you as a permanently online mong
hi lads how are we doing tonight
>SEVEN hours until the big gamewhat to watch in the meantime?you lads got any good FILMS or SHOWS?
>>223187934my accomplishment is being born white doebeit. I imagine you seething about it makes you the rodent you cross posted cloggys cuck link? why don't you post a pic of your hand for us darkie, no? not ashamed of your skin are you?...
>>223188004wahey here he is
>watching paul mccartney live from nyc>says his next song is about bullying>asks the crowd if they've been bullied>crowd is dead silent>says he doesn't believe that, picks a fat girl out of the crowd, brings her on stage (she really struggles to climb up onto the platform because of her size) and makes her talk into the microphone about being bullied before singing his next songI'm fucking dying laughing, why would he humiliate her like this?
>>223188013forgot about it, thought football had ended now
>>223188028haha
>>223188013i'm going to cook then gamecertainly shant be staying up to midnight to watch an exhibition match
>>223188004hi mate it's actually 3 in the afternoon in case you didn't know x
>>223188054isnt though is it
mad how odd my penis is
smokane fags
>>223188017yes i am brown and no i didn't link the cuck post as only white men are cucks lol
might watch true detective season two
howd they get it up there
going to start a youtube channel where i post my musings about culture and media
Was struggling to do a poo so put a finger up there to try to dislodge it. It felt really tight but then suddenly it opened up and there was plenty of space, as if it were balloon that had inflatedWhats going on there
>>2231880543pm is night time you idiot
>>223188089its good
>>223188107not though is it?
>>223188090Viagra
>>223188090acoustic levitation
>>223188088
from the dusty may sun
just got around to taking the christmas tree down
might have a pointless bizarre outburst over some 4chan posts
>>223188090The supporting rocks were originally underground. They just laid the top on the ground above it and then excavated the rest
been on 4chan since 2007mental
>>223188172Surely you've taken a break since then
>>223188144a gooning girlcock grows
>>223188162was this directed at me? because if it was we can sort this out irl
>>223188186yeah, didn't at all during 2018
i'm australian
breaking news: burnham announces a nationwide pothole-filling operation using the biomass
good night
>>223188208we're all australian when you think about it
>>223187993umm where have those fingers been
fuck off
I'm thinking about thos beans
/brit/ is a strictly anti-nonce generalPlease may any tranime paedophiles leave the thread promptly
rumours of the nerevarine
just wanked the willard
why is the anime vtuber spammer replying to himself
>>223188006sex
not moving anywhere actually, im staying in the place i was born until i die
>>223187310>>223187555sex with maomao
>>223188284cum sweet nerevar
rorkes whip
WHEN'S IT GOING TO FUCKING RAIN
umpops
>>223188321
if someone forced you at gunpoint to shag a dog, what breed would you go for?
>>223188006she clearly doesnt know how to eat an ice cream does she
>>223188006thats odd, shes a horrific obese pig, yet doesnt know how to eat ice cream? something doesnt add up
>>223188384your mum
might either wank to jpop girls or buy the black flag remake then wank to jpop girls while it downloads
The train lunch
OCD flarin'
>>223188384a dog can still bite you but a chicken on the other hand... phwoarrrrrrr
>>223188446why do you feel the need to broadcast your masturbation routine to men online
need a classy 50s gf
>>223188506they were slut drug addict woke mongs back then too
>>223188576ken-sama made it
>>223188396
see if you have an asian gf do they kiss you really weird like in the porn
despise finlay christie
lads help its mums birthday and i didnt get her anythign what do i do
>>223188662get her a better son that she isnt disappointed with
>>223188662sounds like you should get her something
>>223188653based
>>223187117You know you could probably take down a country with a army of crack heads
>>223188662stores are still open, can rush something in
>>223188662slap her ass, have a squeeze of her tit and say coooorrrrr mum you still got it. knowing she's still a fuckable little slut will be worth more than some shitty present
>>223187480That's me
>>223188662Go buy her a bottle of wine or something
>>223188662I just get her the most expensive bottle of wine in the off-licence
>>223188694
>>223188576>thought he died in a tsunami>it was actually a tsunami of pussy
>>223188678>>223188689>>223188707>>223188709she doesnt drink alcohol and has enough flowers already so i dont know what to do. or can i book a table at a restaurant for tonight i dont know if thats possible
>>223187728ye>>223186881
>>223188752you don't deserve the help you inconsiderate lazy sod
sharpened my knifeprobably didnt do a very good job because its hard
>>223188752fucking hell you're a really shit son aren't you. her fault a bit though for the way for you turned out
>>223188465but a chicken can peck your pecker
my mate is obsessed with politics and has become a normie rorke but it's honestly getting quite boring nowhe's making ME bored of whinging about immigration
>>223188769>>223188774why are you so mean at least im trying
i dream of poo scream
>>223188694>
>>223188789But how many puckered peckers could a pecker pecker peck?
>>223188813>im tryingno you're not. you're in this position because you didnt try. she deserves better than you
>>223188752if you can, it might be tricky. could get her some jewellery and say you'll take her out later in the week
>>223188829ktimmers
>>223187728Not really but some of the bradley walsh images make me laugh a lot
Keely Hodgkinson's arse for PM. It's not too late to save the country.
never asking you lot for advice again
use chicken soup instead of chicken stock when I cook now and it's so much bettermore calories but I'm not fat so whatever
>>223188789nh you just need to be quick before it starts pecking
>>223188752Go to Boots and get her an Olay skincare bundle or whatever they have.
>>223188880It's no bother. We are happy to help :)
>>223188892wdym? the noodles and bits of chicken? or just the broth?
looks like she had a great set of pipes on her. what a waste
>>223188928This the birthday lady?
>>223188928vile
>>223188928hot logs of poo emerge from there most days
>>223188937cream of chicken soup
didnt do anything today, going to bed at 8pm so its already too late for me to start anything either. just horrible
thanks for your hard work janny. these porn brained freaks have their own cuck board to go to /gif/ send the rodents there
I've got body hair, including on my arms. On the forearms its fine, but then past the elbow the hair changes and I hate it. Looks more like pubes. Why's it so different?
>>2231890004 hours is plenty enough time to do multiple things
>>223188884why do you keep posting this dead woman?
women are not meant to be taken seriouslythey should have never been allowed to vote
We need some more woke in here We need some more woke in here There's too many Rorkes, too many many RorkesThere's too many Rorkes, too many many Rorkes
got £800 in my pension
morning lads
>>223189156corrr retiring at 55 and living the life of riley mate
>>223189125have sex cody
>Two-tier policing is a British far-right and fascist conspiracy theory which claims that the police force are institutionally biased against the white population of the United Kingdom. The conspiracy theory has been described as an example of white grievance and reverse victimhood, whereby the draconian policing of left-wing political movements and the disproportional overpolicing of black and working-class communities is denied, instead being falsely attributed as a feature of the policing of far-right movements.Jesus fucking christ, I know Wikipedia is massively biased, but this has got to be the most insanely biased article intro I've readWhat makes it even better is the entire article is literally just written by one guy who reverts any attempts to fix ithttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-tier_policing_conspiracy_theory
I said brrrrr it's woke in herethere must be some tranny's in the atmosphere
>>223189156per month?
my sister cried when ozzy died and I bought her a black sabbath t shirt for her birthday this year and she loved itlove being a good brother
>>223189156i have 4000 but i'm in my late 30s whereas you've probably just started working
>>223189197no mate
hungryhorny
>>223188676
https://x.com/eggbread_dev/status/2077895064404070822/video/1 umbunni game
>>223189222thank you for the blog post and please keep us updated on your inane life
>>223189222:)
32never had a jobno gcses£50 in the banklol
feel like im going mental or going to have a seizure
going to chop some veg soon
>>223189222ever fuck her up the arse
>>223189267millennials just can't help ending every post with "lol"
>>223189068posting cute katies makes me happy
>>223189248hardly see how my post was insane mate
>>223189243added to my wishlist
>>223189222bless you
>>223189281I know lol
>>223189285dyslexic retard
uh oh
>>223188917mambo solved
mad and menial
>>223189324don't speak welsh matw
bum farto
>>223189368scrm
>>223189281drives you a little bonkers doesnt it lmao
>>223189394i am a millennial myself and notice myself and my colleagues still doing it lol
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>>223189414bit fruity
imagine if shaun the sheep smoked weed haha
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catberg wont shut the fuck up
any non nonce new