Arshavin edition
fat white cocks in juicy black pussies
horsepipe
>>223191275
Can you stupid pricks stop fucking calling me rorke am sick to bastard death of it
sucking on a lettuce stem
>>223191296roke
remembering the time when all my friends left me on read and i paid for the date with a girl who never texted back
>>223191278silly video
>>223191309keep your head up king
>>223191239 a shower is key too, then you need to go outside and walk a bitdo all that you're sortedlying about just makes it stay all day
ladsI'm back from SuffolkDid you miss me?
don't have hangovers or comedowns anymore because I've stopped drinking, doing drugs, and vapingI'm healthy and feel great all the time :)
kill the uganda vpn user
Rorke going to a family gathering and nobody talsk with him but someone asks if he has a girlfriend yet and another asks if he still watches those weird chinese cartoons
me and the fiance lads
Brain eating amoeba have reportedly starved to death inside Rorke’s noggin!
>>223191332not really matewhat's suffolk like
Get the girlslop analysed.
>>223191369the plague inc news banner when you're about to lose
scranimo'skizzaor chinese?
lol https://streamable.com/flixwm
so this is leftypol
>>223191372lot of treeslot of fieldsbasically the same as the rest of England desu
mate was over drinking last night then he got a text from his fwb around midnight and he left i dont fault him for it at all i would do the same but grim feeling just sitting there alone after
>>223191403get a chinkies but order a portion of donor meat from the kebab place
>>223191364broken branch... ancestor cry...
>>223191407who did he kill
>>223191358Im envious of people who can do this but booze is just too fundamental for me
going to veg out in bed with a papa johns pidzzer and play some kino
There is some absolute sadfuck who lurks /brit/ that posts updates about how many times rorke is mentioned. Big old rorke with a bee in his bonnet
>>223191407patriot
>>223191446thin crust hopefully
>>223191358Very jealous lad. Think I'm over the drugs now but I've got too many social functions to give up on the piss. Maybe when I get my missus up the duff I'll do it out of solidarity
what do bfs & gfs typically do on a saturday
>>223191494don't waste your bandwidth on this
>>223191499willy things
>>223191499sexing
(to the tune of Song of Storms from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time)Nigger coon,nigger coon,nigger nigger nigger coon,You are baboon,You are a baboon
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1784358554995658.mp4
>>223191543I read this in an ocarina voice haha
im a stinky penis boy
>>223191499Shagging, nice walks
>>223191524
any poor boy from a poor family man in
>the tune of Song of Storms from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of timeholy nerd
ARSHAVIIIIIIIIIINN!
>>223191573you need a penile douche
geonazi walking across shropshire
>>223191543gp
It's one of the most famous 90s games of all time you faggot raoul
>90’sunc>gamenerd
>>223191627wtf you cant just dox me like that
imagine the types of creatures that actually eat here
>>223191627shrewberg
teatoil looms
>>223191682yanks do be sharting
>>223191661stop trying to bait people i can tell your heart's not really in it
>>223191682it's drunk food only
rubbing my coochie
>>223191250omfg lmaoi thought that was like a disabled downsyndrome kid he he is taking pic wiv but its arshavin
would you rather have diarrhea or constipation
mount and blade warband napoleonic wars
>>223191705you’re right, its not just trying to kill some time whilst the pasta boils
trying to do courtoil and it's really draining me, can't even be bothered to do the wanktoil much these
>>223191729never been constipated does it hurt or something?
>>223191641>It's one of the most famous 90s games of all time you faggot raoul
>>223191742what the hell is courtoil
>>223191729No I would not
am so sweaty
>>223191682>Explosive diarrhoea as soon as a vegetable touches their lipsYanks are an amazing breed
>faggot raoulDARE you to say that to his face
>>223191729a good hard diarrhea sesh can be proper cathartic as long as there aren't too many aftershocks
>>223191682lettuce came from mexican farmsmexicans were upset that taco bell is the better mexican food so they sabotaged
>>223191746Yeah its fucking horrible. Often feel like you need to go but little or nothing comes out. Makes you feel acy and bloated. >>223191729Diarrhea. At least you can flush it out your system, and there's relief in emptying your bowels even if it is a bit gross.
linke wotanic roaring HAH HYEAH HAH HYEAH in his kokiri bedroom
think i'll play some ghost recon breakpoint this evening and have a big messy incest wank
doing a wotanic aryan roar in my das face
uh......lads??
>>223191729Diarrhoea for sure so long as I don't have to go anywhere
life a prison
>>223191450Not seen this before thanks for letting me know
my life a rape porn
There is something seriously wrong with British elites. We all know and see how they despise ordinary English people, who are decent and normal Europeans for the most part. But most of all British intelligensia have a seething, unprovoked and irrational hatred of continental Europe. They hate Germans, they hate France, they hate Southern Europeans, they hate Russians, they hate everyone except Jews, mulattos and Indians.This is unique to the UK. Of course American Jews hate Europe too, but when they do it it’s always comical. American movie directors, Jew or Gentile, are either too stupid or too emotionally overcome by racial hatred to be taken seriously.Nolan on the other hand is a contemplative Europe-hater. Ridley Scott’s Napoleon comes to mind as well. Scott’s portrayal of Napoleon is an exercise in spiteful trivialization. Scott is arrested by jealousy for the French military tradition that left the world in awe and seeks to use film to rewrite the history books and knock MIDGET KEKOLDED HEADCASE DEFEATED BY MIGHTY BRITAIN Napoleon down a peg. He is basically upset that people like Napoleon more than the Duke of Wellington.British elites find the respect and admiration historic enemies of liberalism and capitalism evoke in humanity and take it as a personal attack on their managerial ability. “Why aren’t you bowing down and kissing my feet?!” They say. They are extra sensitive because of the lack of confidence they have from the people the rule.They are tyrants running a despicable anti-white police state who believe they can regain prestige by portraying Homeric heroes as Indians and Nigerians and putting down rival models of European statesmanship.
any dad beat them as a child man in
thought to myself earlier that i need a new vacuum. and now im seeing ads for them. haven't seen any hoover ads before today. theres no way corporations haven't invented mind reading tech
>>223191795Incredibly wise Bruce
>>223191834>scenes from stanley, malvinas after argentinians retake it in 2045
life gay porn
>>223191834Thirdies are quite the savages aren't they
mah wafe
bloody well had it up to here with samsara i tell ya
hey hey we're the rorkeysand rorkeys dont rorkey around
It's interesting to think about the fact that Americans made two stories into modern films by British directors—"The Odyssey" by Christopher Nolan, and "Napoleon" by Ridley Scott—that were both done infinitely better by Soviet Russian directors.Not only was the American-made 1997 "Odyssey" written and directed by a Russian, Andrei Konchalovsky, whose entire background was in Soviet cinema, but also Sergei Bondarchuk wrote and directed the massive "War and Peace" series from 1965-67, which is the definitive version of the Napoleonic Wars ever put to film, at the peak of the Cold War.Ridley Scott at least made some great films early in his career, I've always hated Nolan and all his films, but there is something so disgusting and repulsive about these liberal British filmmakers in their approach to epic storytelling. You can just see why Russia is still a great power today, full of pride and honor, while Britain has been reduced to an island of thoroughly cucked yet smug thought police. In these two cases at least, the Russians not only understand honor, glory, tragedy infinitely better—but also love, passion, sensitivity, men, women etc. They have HEART and they understand drama better.For Britain, the land of Shakespeare, to lose its ability to make drama shows the deep cancerous sickness eating away at the heart of the West. Whatever one may say about Russians or Slavs, there is a vitality there that is utterly missing in the Anglo storytellers. It's like the Russian understands greatness as well as passion and tradegy and loss, meanwhile the Brit is letting his wife get fucked by an ape and is morally lecturing you on why he's superior to you for letting it happen. And everyone just pretends this is normal and not a huge, urgent sign that there is something terribly wrong.
not one word
It is fucking amazing passing a massive conspiration shite though, just bomb a load of prune juice, coffee and fags if you're so inclined
>>223191936pulsating with british culture this
>>223191936Always saying this
conspiring a poo
yeah that's 3 words aint ti
>>223191951
>>223191936>meanwhile the Brit is letting his wife get fucked by an ape and is morally lecturing you on why he's superior to you for letting it happenchuds not talk about interracial sex challenge difficulty impossible
got a poo brewing
went for an eye testoptician lass was cute but she had a proper oniony breath
not gay but getting horny browsing r/topsandbottoms
whale noises coming from the sigmoid colon again. storm on the horizon
hope laming jamal scores a hat trick tomorrow so the black people don’t feel ‘less than’
not gay but fisting myself up the arse and waving a rainbow flag while ymca plays in the background
>>223192034
going gape shop anyone want owt
my mum and stepmum are kicking me out
>>223192016dunno how you could have a job like that where you're regularly in someone's face and not use mints or gum out of habit and paranoia
i am willing to die to defeat so called 'great power' russia and prevent them from taking ukrainian land!
not gay but am literally having gay sex right now
we out here
>>223192065meant for>>223192011sorry
>>223192070*holds your hand*
>>223192057you would support the argies wouldn’t you jeffalways supporting the bad guy aren’t youwhat’s up with you? you need help
>>223192070i am willing to die to stop youi look forward to meeting you on the battlefield
the only good poster in the past year or so was the guy who started poo seal
>Viking re-enactor prepares to walk 100 miles in Viking clothingrorke on the loose
Eating cake with Audrey
>>223192064ever have a threesome with them
>>223192115poo seal was a collective effort
>>223192111russian idiot dog! you will die on the frontline by my hand and they won't recover your body!
>>223191494Make up AND filter. Don't think lipstick can increase lip size to that extent
>>223192151doing this in front of bikini babes on the beach making f1 engine noises
>>223191586Peng before and after
>>223192159its called lip plumper you virgoen
>>223192115>The singular poo seal poster
>>223192115poo seal was such a forced gimmick. it was never good
>>223192143Lady Audrey would not condone such violence and aggression!
>>223192159>Don't think lipstick can increase lip size to that extentIt can, she has drawn her lips with lip liner mong boy. Stop speaking with such confidence in your rancid bedroom when you know fuck all.
>>223191682Trump killed a regulator and shit water was pumped into crop fields
>>223192070i wonder how people come up with gimmicks like this. what comes into a nigga head and makes him think ‘i’m going to start posting pictures of audrey hepburn and saying i’ll fight for ukraine‘ it’s mental really
don't think elden ring is even a top 4 fromsoft game
>>223192115poo seal came from reddityou just praised a reddit post
>virgeonnew Eevee is it
>>223192115it was okbighams was a pure shiter though
out for a lasagne with the fucking wife
>>223192216i played sekiro ds3 and elden ring and prefer them in that order
>virgoenbradley
why in those makeup before/after videos do the women always have worse skin than me and even worse than the average person
>>223192234well hello beautiful
lifttoil complete
>>223191682The name of the place says a lot already doesn't it.In homesteads the farmers ring a bell and the pigs get out of the mud and come eat the slop.
>>223192189To that extent? You're taking the piss
um
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRd9g35m2YU
>>223192210she knows what it is like living malnourished under occupation of an evil invading army. she and her family did what she could to help the resistance and paratroopers from arnhem. i am a young man of sound body and mind and now it is time do my part!
>>223192190nice. have you ever tried nutritional yeast as flavouring?
starting a new streetwear brand called 'not arsed'
>>223192275your reaction to this? >>223191834an apology perhaps?
>>223192251Make up clogs up pores which leads to spots, they then cover it up with more makeup making it worse so the cycle continues
the assassination of rorke by the coward leftypol
slicing my own head off
>>223192212>she has drawn her lips with lip linerWhere???
>>223191834would love to stomp that cunt into a paste
anyone looking forward to anything?
>>223192287that has some vegan mozzarella (and non vegan parmesan) on it which i assume is full of nutritional yeasti dread to read the ingredient label
if i wanted to kill myself id hang myself but do it from such a height that it decapitates me hard part would be finding somehting tall enough that isnt in civilisation, maybe a really tall solid tree
>>223191834Spain do the needful
>>223192320The final. Greatest city in the world featuring the best teams in our global sport.
glod
>>223192326not sure but i add those to most hot meals. it's got a lot of B1, B12 and zinc and gives a cheesy flavour.
>>223192281But she didn’t have a choice, you do! Choose love, not war! Audrey would not want to honoured with bloodshed
>>223192320Payday soonDont need anything really but I want the money anyway
toy story but it’s all rorke’s warhammer figures suffocating him in his sleep
>>223192297Would you ask an american to apologise for the behaviour of a ghetto dweller from o-block? its the same thing.
>>223192256least gay australian
>>223191494Shit she reminds me of that BBC article I read ages backPic related, Chinese become slavic looking with enough makeup and surgery
audrey hepburn would want you to kill millions of people kill everyone you know for her
goodness gracious me
fancy meal with gf for our anniversarythen fancy meal with gf for my bdaythen parentbergs are taking us out for dinner for my birthdaythis nigga eating good
Ukraine and Bahrain are countries that will cease to exist in the next couple of years
>>223192151that looks fun for 10 minutes then it would be complete shit
>>223192383You're just as if not more vulgar than the people cheering the girl
>>223192234Useless cow
>>223192397The normdrone belt
>>223192401wow that's cool*grabs the remote and changes the channel from Armchair Geopolitics*
>>223192397including french guyana is performative as fuck you just know a smug redditor made this
>>223192432raped that twerp
>>223192398*pokes your rotund frame*we can see that >>223192401I'm against the invasion of Ukraine but I sincerely believe 195 countries is far too much. We get 196 next year (Bougainville), first new country since 2011's South Sudan.We need to start merging some countries together.My vote goes toward the English-speaking Caribbean countries. Create a West Indies federation.Bukele was talking about merging El Salvador with Guatemala, Nicaragua and Honduras. Another excellent idea.Argentina and Uruguay - why the fuck are they two different things I'll never know.Need to start smashing some niggas together, ygm.
the south african love island show
>>223192433you'll do nothing
>>223192387Give it 10 years she'll look like a lump of cheese that's been left in the heat too long
The licence fee is the biggest bargain in the UK. Not only do you get dozens of TV channels, radio stations, websites, apps, educational resources etc but it supports the infrastructure that enables all terrestrial TV.
>>223192401you are a russian dog posting from bunkbeds in a gulag under orders from putin!
>>223192397british culture is so powerful
>>223192462yeah? get it scrapped
>>223192462dont give a fuck mate
>>223192450*keeps angrily pressing the remote as if it's broken*thought i changed the channel
>>223192458*rapes you alive*
>>223192462its days are numbered
>>223192462Yes but the BBC makes utter drossWho the fuck watches Doctor Who
just ejaculated a MASSIVE load inside your mother
>>223192374audrey will give me morale and protection from her picture in my helmet. i honour the cause with my life!
>>223192482a predictable reponse
Argentina vs. England in an hour on ITV so we can watch that. Might win back Falklands ok
lad at work, has an unfathomably peng wife, he himself - NOT a looker, not a trillonaire either which I know from his job position - want to ask how exactly he did it but not sure how to without sounding rude
Audrey would rather people goon for her than spill blood for her
>>223192486extraterrestraial tv will exist by then
>>223192490can i eat it out of her?
>>223192216How so?
>>223192514So instead of asking him you're boring the shite out of us with your cowardice.
>>223192377get it donated
>>223192514>where did you meet your wife
>>223192514fat cock in all likelihood
>>223192501That was on Wednesday grandad.What are you still doing up? Haven't you had your pills?
kill trillions of people
Who is paying for those fake videos of European tourists being amazed by air conditioning? What do they think of the poisoned smog air turning the skies (and the lungs) of half the country black or the fact that you can’t eat any greens for fear of “explosive diarrhea”?
>educational resources on tv
>>223192515another crude russian post for idiots designed to demoralise and distract! your writhing is my guiding star!
>>223192499done him twice
>>223192546shut the fuck up malaponte you retarded spic
>>223192541
>>223192532Shan't
>>223192541>>223192514>>223192515>>223192490>>223192465you'll do nothing
rec me some lovely porn
>>223192569ill do everything
>>223192572i recommend you stop watching it
>>223192546there's a certain type of European/Brit that Americans like and are comfortable with seeing.We have a few traitors who are all too happy to play the motley fool, satisfy their preconceived perceptions of our continent, and rake in some engagement monies as a result. Bit overlap with politics on this regard. eg Pretending that Shitain is a lot more dangerous than it actually is when if London was a yank city we'd be like 250th for homicide rate or some shit.
>>223192546>>223192549>>223192562>>223192569>>223192581no thankyou
>>223192581dire post
>>223192572r/chickflixxx is a subreddit comprised of women who talk about the type of porn they enjoy with each other
>>223192572watch a picture instead, i watched no country for old men yesterday, its brilliant.
geowizard found ..a Horse !!
those doughnuts and coke have done me in
>>223192584>there's a certain type of European/Brit that Americans like and are comfortable with seeing.this is basically all there is to iteuropeans brownnose america on video with some healthy criticism and they get a bunch of clicks and views and profit
>>223192612seen itnot enough tits in it
load of the mods on the nofap subreddit claim to be on +1000 day streakshas to be bollocks surely
>>223192617ayenuance to everything though like how euros think america's gun issue and healthcare issue can be solved by saying "Bro just do what we did" as if it isn't an extremely complex topic the world is dominated by halfwits
>>223192584It’s inorganic for sure. The channels that create them are often bot farmed for subs on completely different topics before the world cup started. Then they disappear just as quickly. The only possible conclusion is that the US regime (or some organization thereof) must be funding such an operation purely to artificially uphold America’s fragile ego during wartime.
>>223192626weird af doing that if they arent genuine porn addicts
leftypol off to the raceshttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1784187737775897.mp4
>>223192626>mods on the nofap submodern day monks
imagine what the other 15% of niggas were doing
>>223192617>>223192648>>223192657>>223192660no thankyou
>>223192614geowizard snapfirefly crossover video on the cards
>>223192657little fellas not even trying
>>223192666having a poo, i'd imagine
gonna be so grim getting old without a wife
>>223192695my uncle teaches math to inter-city middle schoolers and i kinda think he's earned a wife if not concubines but our system doesnt reward the most valuable work
>>223192686you're going to take it regardless
whats your favourite video game?
>>223192690>>223192714>>223192716no thankyou
raping my arse with a bowling ball covered in dog poo
Little trivia Q for you ladsIn every World Cup year since 2006 - the most watched TV event in the UK for that year has been a world cup game - with the exception of 2010.What was the most watched event on UK TV in 2010 instead?
>>223192716you'll do poothing
>>223192741Olympics opening ceremony
>skyrimshit taste
>>223192741royal wedding?
>>223192745>>223192748no thankyou
>>223192720Elden Ring
>>223192741Think I've heard this beforeIs it the Eastender's Christmas special?
rorke's skyrim load order:skyrim.espredguard_npc_replacer.espwearable_sutton_hoo_helmet.espimmersive_sexism_in_skyrim.espremove_misandry.espnpcs_poo_and_use_outhouses.espmore_realistic_sword_scabbard_noises.espwotanic_shrines_of_skyrim.esposwald_moseley_racemenu_preset.esp
chicago town just like tiger bread pizza eaten
bobis
>>223192811srcem
modding elder scrolls games is an endless time sink and becomes more of a game in itself
>>223192811shrook
>>223192811Howl
>>223192818can't fly on a plane without being a whore
>>223192764that was 2011>>223192761that was 2012you uncs are actually demented >>223192799nahGive up?X Factor final - was huge back then you know Little more trivia>2002 was the Xmas special of Only Fools and Horses>The only two years of the 20th century where a football match was the most watched TV event was 1966's final and 1998's England game where they lost to Argentina (Beckham got sent off)
>>223192768thankyou for your services to this general
rorke forgetting to build in bodyslide
evening all
full list btw
>>223192863Alri
>>223192818what plane is this?
>>223192843>Give up?no
>>223192818corr would supp the nips like jesus on the donkey
>>223192839never felt the inside of a vagina have you ladpoor thing
just what is it about astrology that fascinates women so much?theyre all obsessed by itmeet the perfect guy, but he's a scorpio and she's a leo and those two don't match just it's time to end it?got a date but the stars aren't quite visible in the sky so best call it off?women lol
in my arse, baby yeahin my arse, baby yeah
>>223192883well too late anyway smd PHAGGOT
Don’t even bother trying to explain an Argentinian perspective, friend. You’re wasting your time. You’re always going to be downvoted by people that have never stepped foot in Argentina and don’t understand the significance of the Malvinas to the people of Argentina.It’s all armchair politics from a bunch of yanquis and Europeans that aren’t actually interested in understanding. They’re just piling on the anti-Argentinian sentiment because it’s trendy and easy.
>>223192893why do you actual virgins always accuse others of being one when you are upset you're as retarded as the attention whoring women
>>223192720Pokemon Platinum I thinkProbably the game I have the fondest memories playing, however in retrospect there are far better games that I've played.>>223192848Don't know how to do all that, one time I tried to get a body replacer and followed the instructions to build everything in bodyslide and then when I looted a bandit his cock flopped outForgot to build the pants or something idk just reinstalled
ancient wotanic shitrape rituals
Celebrating pub culture like it's a national pastime it's the same as putting gambling and Twitter posting on pedestal. Why would a nation gleefully cheer that it flees to alcohol to deal with depression and lack of ambition? It's fucking poison to the human body.
>>223192720Dead Space 1 the original
>>223192945back to work
lass at toil was visibly happy to see me this afternoon, always nice to see
>>223192923>n-no u groundbreaking stuff mate lol please at least shag a prostitute or something soon it'll help with your incel angst at least temporarily
>>223192911they get as much hate as england does for 1 world cup and they're having a meltdown.
>>223192720halo 2
>>223192975its a saturday mate
>>223192945go away fat
>>223193005s
>>223193005scrms
>>223192911The seethe
>>223192911Nobody ever even thinks about Argentina and the FalklandsThe only reason people remember it exists is because they just played England in the World Cup and it's supposedly an epic rivalryEverybody will go back to forgetting it exists come August
>>223192720me? big fan of shin megami tensei 5played it 8 timescant get enough
>>223193005me doing my audible manifesting at the point of orgasm, the most powerful time for manifesting
>>223192911>significancethey held the territory for barely 10 yearsI have pairs of socks older than that
Americans are fat and eat cheese burger
>>223193036truke
Tried to have a 30 minute naptoil on the sofa but woke up 10 mins in needing to have a pootoil Give me a fucking break
>>223192960kino choice>>223193002they don't shut the prison down at the weekend unfortunately
New Orange-Lipped Monkey Species Found in Congo Forests
>>223193042ktim
>>223193036shame you can't manifest a clue
>>223192945going to bulls head shortly to watch footygoing to have a few pints, shit talk, have a greasy kebab and then spend the rest of the night shitting myself and being sickgonna be great mate would r8 8/8 no db8
>>223192720half life 2
I don't drink alcohol to cope, I drink it because it makes films more entertaining and music sound better
>>223193157>>223193157>>223193157
New>>223193153
>>223193128me? watch good movies and listen to good music
>>223193128red wine, hot bath and pink floyds wish you were heremaximum relax
