brunch with the gf edition
Is anyone actually going to watch the footy tonight?
>>223193038ive been reading reddit threads with argies defending their claim and after it gets brought up britain never accepted spains claim of the island the people have been living there longer than argentina has been a country they reduce down to emotional seetheing actually mad, they always go on about how argentines will NEVER give up their claim to reclaim their land. the junta's propaganda worked insanely well.
on the peng gay porn
>>223193176yeah i'm down at the black bull enjoying myself with lads of all ages
>>223193157where tf is the maple syrup?
Thread status: this is
Geonazi
>>223193066knew someone who worked in a prison and they got their face spat at by an aids infected prisoner
>>223193176i am. i was going to watch my blue jays play baseball but they're so shit it's too depressing
>does something
>>223193230>my blue jays
white british chap has broken the mile world record
>>223193251probably irish diaspora
Argentina vs. England in less than an hourCan't wait
that sleep finally knocked off the last of that hangovershall now take a break from the boozeshall get back to the gym (will actually head there when mum gets back)time to gain a clue or two
>>223193248
>>223193251he is one of the ones who will get all acheivements retroactively attributed to scotland post-independence
>>223193157need a low key gf like this. none of this cute shit or being a whore and needing to show cleavage for attention, dresses like this but still gets absolutely railed when we go home
>>223193281screak
>>223193274Here's a clue for free, no-one gives a fuck about your boring incel life
>need a low key gf like this. none of this cute shit or being a whore and needing to show cleavage for attention, dresses like this but still gets absolutely railed when we go home
>>223193284and rightfully so
>>223193281This nigga moving mischievously
>>223193295lmaooo
>>223193270you don't think this competition cheapens the world cup?
>>223193298not a fucking thing going on in that cunts head
having a belting game of minesweeper
>>223193281on his way to get a GIDP
>>223193325NoIt's being played in Argentina too so atmosphere should be good
>>223193295no need to be vile like this is there really?
>>223193330probably thinking about bananas desu
gf is romanian and more than once she's called me her "colonizer"think she might be retarded
they got their waves done yeah?
>>223193270what channel?
>>223193378ITV
Only gone and got the HIV aids haven't IThat's me and my life completely arsed up then isn't it
I hate how pathetic everyone here is
>>223193373if she's spelling it like that she definitely is
>>223193177it's the equivalent of a child suddenly wanting a discarded toy just because they see someone else playing with it
>>223193213they do spit quite a lot the fucking animals, we're encouraged to get hepatitis shots regularly
>>223193386hope this is true
Sun on my butt
>>223193285shame they're rare af
not really a fan of foreigners if I'm honest
My latest ask to gemini: Does a woman's armpit/breast bone area have "pleasure sensors"? (not nipple)
>>223193386Wish you told me this sooner
luh waves
naming the new species of mushroom growing in the bathroom chicken of the incelflat
Having a go aren't I
scavenging behind an overpass for discarded plastic rings that used to hold beer cans together before woke and using it to constrict my penis until is resembles ganesh in both shape and hue
>>223193450what about me im indian
>>223193157those gays think you're taking their picture
absolutely dreading going abroad in a couple of weeks timefucking hate holidays and travelling so much
>>223193554Go stay at toil then you miserable bastard
>>223193554im just back from spainenjoyed it over there but hate travelling. airports and whatnot. delays, cancellations, waiting for hours...
>>223193450will just be saying this at the pub during the bronze match
Asking a girl out on Tuesday so if you lads could stay away from all women until then lest you bollocks it up for me, cheers!
having a 7pm coffee arent i
Steak and potatoes for dinner
>>223193593right well if that's not decaf you're just asking for problems aren't you?
>>223193593dangerous and downright stupid
>>223193570Like airports me. I always enjoy seeing the different cities on the destination board
>>223193593bloody fool
>>223193609dumb right well poster
I love my catberg so much I'm genuinely going to kill myself when he dies
>>223193593inconsequential behaviour
>>223193585as a luagh you should ask a girl out for deigo as well lol
>>223193629Jokes on you. He'll have 8 more lives.
peanut butter filled pretzels
>>223193629you'll do nothing
pondering whether to watch this final match at home or go out now
fucking hate saturdays
remember the cat from earthworm jim? remember the boss fight when you had to shoot him 9 times? was good that
know a cute indian girl and i might ask her out but she's 10 years younger than me
>>223193643erm hi spence…
this iran shite still going on is it. sort it out mate.
Here is your green and pleasant land bro
>>223193667salam alaikum
is there anything you DON'T hate
>>223193459I noticed that if it doesn't have any linked sources it's almost certainly a hallucination unless you're asking some mundane shit like why is sky blue
>>223193689spreading me cheeks and sitting on that bit sticking out
>>223193678young curry
>>223193554why go if you don't like it?
>>223193699plump arses of women
did that thing where I make a facebook account and just leave it for a few weeks to see if anyone is thinking of me. no messages no friend requests thats alright. nobody uses it anyway.
>>223193696shalom!
>>223193699lasagna
>>223193721family innit
screaming inside my own arse
>>223193612I was at one overnight with a big window and watched the planes coming and going and the wagies arriving at sunrise. was comfy
>>223193727No, I'm a Muslim like you habibi
>>223193570Had to sit in an airport for six hours once after my flight was delayed, it was miserable.
>>223193798
right well posters are bottoms but still cis whereas umposters are heterogendered bottoms
in bed
malaponte isn't muslim, he just wishes he werehe's a fat, ugly spic
do brits still say bruv or has that been replaced with mandem, fa.m, cro, cronem, etc?
>>223193811don't know what heterogendered means
>>223193805my flight got cancelled so i had a full day in a shite hotel sweating my arse off until the new flight (which was at 10pm the following day)grimthen the baggage was delayed for an hour when i got back
>>223193850it's really quite simple
>>223193841we say bradley now
>>223193854desu these days I'd just read my book and it'd be fine, but 16 year old me was fucking bored
>>223193808No I don't have a foreskin obviously habibi.
wanktoiling my bradley
eating my umpops
absolutely hate travelling toogoing to the airport and getting on a plane is work. if i'm not being paid to do it i'm not going
>>223193898s
banned on hinge so might use my work phone to install it since it will be a different number and phone
>he's a fat, ugly spic
>>223193899driving is boring, flying is a hassle, but trains are comfy
>>223193899rare yank W
just mopped and scrubbed the kitchen floor, bathroom, and hallways. im cleanmaxxing
rorkes mum got him a ps3 for christmas last year
34yo and I’ve never left my home county (Nottinghamshire)
where’s a good place to buy suits? I don’t want some cheap shit one but also don’t want to spend 2 grand on one just a decent one in the middle
got barked out literally the moment I opened the front door of my own fucking house
>>223193285pumping the braps out of her after a proper brekkie
>>223193967Moss are alri, at the cheaper end but not Aldi tier. I actually bought my suit from next.
>>223193933comfy flight > driving > train > bad flight >>> bus
>>223193943aha yeah what was such a banal activity as to be not worth mentioning in times gone past is now cleanmaxxing aha great stuff
>>223193970good!
>>223193958this was normal for centuries prior to the 20th century
>>223193967suit shopping ehget a load of mr. fancy pants here
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>>223193988no such thing as a comfy flight
genuinely just sucking a cock
>>223193967m&s?I have a suitsupply one and it was that middle but I think it's gone up in price and down in quality now
>>223193988for me the train mogs all other transport
I will message the toilfu tomorrow definitely
mad how they're still not 100% sure how planes actually fly and its for that reason i will never get on one, same with paracetamol too, they dont know how that works which is why i dont take paracetamol either
>>223193981>>223194017Thanks boys
>>223193988where is that pic
decided I'm not going on that holiday, family will be annoyed but I don't caresick of pretending I enjoy normie fun
>>223194031>mad how they're still not 100% sure how planes actually flyyes they are because it works
trains in england range from awful to oktrains in spain are peng
/brit/ watchalong. we're all watching this:https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b09d981q/nigella-at-my-table-series-1-episode-1click play at 19:15
>>223193991calm down virg
>>223194047you’re not me tho
>>223194067does she get them out at any point
>>223193994Coming to see u
>>223194031Yes they are, it's just a complicated thing to explain to normies.
>>223194031no one is 100% sure about anything.except of course that you're an unlovable incel freak
>>223194077watchalong to find out
nth for the baddiedem
>>223193970oh my god thats terrible
>>223194067she seems peng but her ears are fucking huge
>>223194072I wasn't pretending to be whoever you are, I literally have a holiday coming up.
>>223194114kek I've never noticed that
>>223194130mentalno wonder she covers them up
>>223194130some real lineker lugholes them
watchalong going well
>>223194130look normal to me. ive got massive lobes like buddha
>>223194122don't believe you
>>223194145shat on table
willy beeping again
every time i hear motorcyclists speeding, making lots of noise and overall disrespecting the roadways i secretly crave and beg to hear the terrible screeching and smashing sound of a fatal collision that tears them into pieces.does that make me a bad person? probably. but i bet i'm not alone.
girl I know recently got lip fillers and pretty much ruined herself
>>223194130would shag her rotten
turkish eggs that sounds interesting
>>223194130Mogs the elf girl I'm watching
been on an aeroplant flight once in my entire life (including return journey)shortly will be going on my second flight and am abit nervous
>>223194046I think saudi arabia on the coast from the time but I don't know desu
>>223194198shakshuka is good
>>223194203state of you lad
and what of the bhenchods
>>223194184mad how you still would
attack on titan is the greatest show ever made
>>223194206you'll be fine
>>223194179kek I do exactly the same with cars and motorbikes, if I hear some cunt speeding I always think 'crash crash crash', sadly they never do.>>223194206What are you nervous about?
tea strainer to make poached eggs, very clever
>>223194219bender meal for benders
get geowizard stuck on a barbed wire fence and shove nettles up his arse
>>223194239why are you crossing your fingers behind your back
>>223194243>>223194239could crash and burn
>>223194254stick with your dry toast then
office cucks shower before workreal working men shower after work
>>223194256he’s racist so he deserves it kind of
>>223194233nope, I genuinely don't find her physically attractive any more, my brain has some serious aversion to any kind of bogging no matter how minor
>>223194270Do you think about that every time you sit in a car?
thing about flying is, if something goes wrong, you're fuckedthere's no chance you'll survive like if you're on a boat or somethingjust a couple of minutes of absolutely terrifying descent before oblivion
raping my arse in the shower before work
>>223194302...yh
>>223194306reminds me of my favourite rollercoaster (oblivion)
nigella's making emegency brownies
>>223194306there are non fatal crashes m8
>>223194234Would've been up there for me if Zeke had won
>>223194332yeah, 1 out of every 5000 or something like that
Worst part about being on a diet is that I'm FUCKING STARVING
>>223194333why
>>223194318a REAL working man
>>223194306You don't know what you're talking about, planes have tonnes of redundancy built into them, there are very few cases where you're fucked. Most plane crashes are caused by pilot error.
Idk which one I don't like more: educated jeetoids or educated blacks. I guess educated blacks actually partake in British culture instead of attempting to inject their own inbred paki/jeet "culture" into it but, my god are niggers who know what 2+2 equals annoying
Geonazi fuck off Trying to use the good name of Tolkein for viewsCunt
>>223194367do planes crash?
>>223194388no never
>>223194388prefer not to say
its hard out here for a pimp
>>223194387are you a tranner or a brown
>>223194270there are some good youtube channels where people talk about things that help, like how safe it all is and what the different things are that are normal so you know what to expect>>223194018I find trains more stressing for some reason. maybe because it feels more rushed but with planes you can get there early and it's almost always going to leave on time, you know where you'll be sitting a and stuffand I like looking out the window if I can
>>223194419pootown USA
i hate flying because my ears get all congested :(
bro thinks tolkien would be in favour of modern britain
>>2231943881 in every 11 million flights have an accident
palantir is named after the seeing-stones from lotr
>>223194459didnt answer my question
>>223194452ktim
nigella's making a queen of puddings. looks amazing
https://youtu.be/5JTWeyDywOQ?si=GY74L-OvGx6JgpQy
Argentina vs. EnglandAND IT'S LIVE!
want to get a tattoo
remember that malaysian flight that they spent months trying to findi remember
>>223194459and those are almost all third world shitter airlines
>>223194452Squeeze your nose and blow, not difficult is it
>>223194362Zeke was right, Eren proved him right
for suits try m&s they have pretty much just two options in a variety of coloursif not, slaters is the next best option but they have to measure you and you need to tell them what you're after
>>223194515how so
>>223194512i do but to little relief
quite like flying myselflike flying and travelling more than the holiday itself usually
I don't want to do this right now
>>223194234not true though is it
fuck you're boring tonight
any good wireless keyboards going?
>>223194517ok?
>>223194543
>>223194547yea
HOLY AURA
>>223194558ok i will eat it !
>>223194558chat is this real??
>>223194558how'd they train him to do that?
RESTORE RESTORE RESTOREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR6UrR693pE
>>223194444that's Canada so sort of yes>>223194459that's skewed by shit airlines in horrible places though. accidents on main airlines going to/from good airports are incredibly rare
>>223194558he cook
>>223194583lolPiccadilly Gardens is harmless. Melodramatic Redditors love to go on about it though
>>223193157her poos would be vile after this. a woman shouldnt eat such things
my favourite plane crash is the Aeroflot one where the first officer allowed his kids to control the plane and then the plane crashed and everyone died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQeJcBxU7Vw
watching a kino with digimon hounsou
Daddy's little miracle
>>223194637only flown on aeroflot once
>>223194523Them marching big fellas at the end and the final chapter post ending scenes. The cycle begins again. Zeke wanted to end it, I sympathise with the Eldians left behind that weren't aligned with big fellas tho
>>223194681>The cycle begins againit doesn'tthe little boy who finds the tree isn't a slave or desperate to live like ymir so wont end up conjuring big titan niggas
Finally completed Bloodbourne so I can legitimately say I hate Souls games, just do not see what people see in them other than the challenge. Just not mechanically satisfying or aesthetically satisfying in away way, dismal clunky and ugly games.Hate them and hated every second of Bloodbourne.
yeah it's totally normal to see a cute girl and immediately think of her poo
love bloodborne me. played through with just about every build you can
Need a brown wife
my life became 1000 times better once i started living for ME and not living for my parents and their expectations
get the potatoes spiralised
>>223194419Toronto?
>>223194731no one even mentioned poo you dumb freak
>>223194730this guy sucks at video games
doing a gay sex build playthrough of real life
where’s best place to get a tattoo where your parents won’t see it
the Widdecombe killer
imagine getting on a third world airline like yeti air or some african one you'd have to be fucking mental
would you say it's time for everyone to panic?
>>223193157>>223194742>>223194742>>223194742>>223194742
>>223194730bloodborne is only good for the soundtrack. ds3 is better gameplay wise
>>223194778yeah
that's the watchalong over. my verdict?>turkish eggswow>emergency brownieamazing>queen of puddingsgood>chicken and pea tray bakealri>shoestring frieswow
i wanna fuck my computah
So fucking hungry. The steak and potatoes were lovely but not enough. Shall be eating some chorizo slices and cheese. Need to eat a lot of protein while calory deficiting
>>223194853underside of your bollocks
>>223194853up your japs eye
>>223194860of course he looks like that
rorke realising that the reason he wasn't into girls was because he was a gay bottom all along but deciding to lift and self-improvementmaxx through the homosexuality instead, no matter how vain it might be
>>223194880they're all shit, fuck off
>>223194883big fan of planes me
>>223194883What were you doing in the Great Brown North?
>>223194897I named my computer after my first ever crush x
>>223194897https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWl1Tu9oZmY
salmon won't know what hit 'em
>>223194730what games do you like
Rorke cutting the crusts of his toast
reckon if I got VR and a sim rig I would just be a virtual ww2 fighter pilot until I died because I forgot to eat and drink
>>223194730completely agree even though Bloodborne is my favourite game ever
scranning dates like a fat paki on ramadan
>>223194713The boy found the tree in the post apocalyptic nuked hell hole of Eldia. We don't know how exactly how the boy will respond but it's ominous. He's seemingly in a situation that can lead to a build up of resentment. And he's just a boy stillHuman nature will take its course, the Eldian Empire will rise again
>>223194860this smiley chap who's taking part in some sort of workplace fun is a "reclusive loner"?
>>223194981Metroid PrimeSilent Hill 2MGS1are my favourites
job hunting reveals the true hierarchy of work. at first you think it would be manager > underling but not so. go in to any call centre and the depression of the sad sacks at the desks will be immediately apparent obviously but the managers are likely equally miserable as they are under pressure to chase sales figures, recruitment targets etc. not counting the obvious like the owners whoa aren't actually on site, there is a secret elite that goes unnoticed usually because there might only be 1-3 of them in the entire building. I'm talking about the jannies who are free to wander the grounds, the security who get to sit at the gate watching tv, the shuttle bus driver whose only job it is to move the suicidal toil drones to and from the building at 9 and 5 and is practically clocked off in between but still paid. at every warehouse up and down the country the lorry drivers can come and go and see the sun even take a breath while the workers are whipped into obedience on the inside. ostensibly they're all toiling but in actual fact the difference is as stark as that of prisoner - prison guard .
>>223195022ktimthey are really peng
>>223195042*smiles and nods then walks off and warns others not to talk to you*
>>223195036>Metroid Primeshit>Silent Hill 2>MGS1you've never played them you just watched playthroughs
>>223195055Rorke on his "incel walk"
I really enjoyed Shadow Of Rome as a kid.
>>223195055__ ____ __ _____
>>223193157I could never go for brunch with a gf. Start panicking when I'm in a restaurant.
whats a good office job to get into with no experience
Doing cross stitch, it's boring and addictive at the same time, no I'm not a puff.
go to the streets and i getchu bon bon
>>223194975wtf was just watching a compilation of bears falling off that
mental note: the cat knows too much
>>223195080Metroid Prime is not shit and I'm 37 years old I have played both of those games to death.Sorry that I don't like your vastly overrated roll slop
why do I have spots on the tops of my shoulder and top of my back and nowhere else on my whole body
>>223195099Account executive
>>223195125don't worry about it
>>223195125I get that when I shave there
>>223195099data entry but it's not good
take me back to the 90s
>>223195125You don't change your pillowcase or bedsheets enough
>>223195125steroids
short stacked mixed race girl now working the counter at co-opincredibly fit, nearly tore a hole through my trousers
>>223195125I had this my whole life regardless of how much I clean sheets or clothes. think it's just an area that can get hormonal spots
>>223193157every single member of my family asked me for advice about something this week and they all refused to follow it
>>223195124bizarre lie after bizarre lie
>>223195208alright mate
>>223195125corr lucky you might die of cancer before the climate boils us to death. im jelly
I fell down at the Big Boy
'Gentlemen of an American persuasion' entering the thread
alri
>>223195221I'm not your mate
>>223195036Mate you know there's loads more modern MGSs out yh?
>>223195235you are now, sorry
>>223194730You just need to get into the flow and rhythm of combat, wait your turn and punish enemies. Take in the atmosphere, lore and music too as part of the experience
>>223195235i'll be your mate if you like :)
>>223195282you need to get into the rhythm and flow of shagging a woman
Oh, me? Right well my favourite games are:BloodborneDragon's DogmaBalatroOutlastAlien: IsolationBlasphemous 2
can't believe people under the age of 35 post hereyou're wasting your prime you mongslet us boomers rot away in peace
ok so are we making a new or...?
>>223195304What am I supposed to do with no mates
Done already, did farum azula and final boss run in 1 stream session. Beating Malenia before farum azula sharpened her flexes
>>223195282I completed the game and soundly, Im excellent at video games mate, they're shit
>>223195348>>223195348
new>>223195351>>223195351>>223195351
>>223194730based. no idea how soulshit is so popular
