brabley walsh is funny haha
Flooding the MENSA inbox with Bradley Walsh images until they snap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtzhvJh9NRYBigmouth strikes again!
bugley walsh
>>223203576affirm
>>223203576never miss a chance to turn a slight inconvinience into life changing violence.
>>223203585If you wait till sunrise I‘ll be firm. Who am I joking, I‘ve not had morning wood since February.
>>223203573cuck fantasy
my willy wants to cum
>>223203608*opens mouth*...yh?
New brimmick idea: The Chaser posting, as an antithesis to bradley posting where it's used in response to an unfunny post
>>223203605Cuck fantasy
Facesitting all day long
might become a desperado
I'm a little London mouse
>>223203625shaun wallace would be good for that
doing a sad
>Contemplated having some scran>went to wash my hands beforehand>accidentally flexed my abs in the mirror>went straight to bedWagmi, frens. Wagmi.
I'm not going to make it and I'll die by suicide
rorke going murder mode
sir shaun wallace
>>223203679no you won't
Might go to sleepProblem?
bobba
didnt eat toast
gn /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSm6YpNimCI
i have fallen asleep
>>223203679I just said wagmi. Trust me, bro.
bradley walsh once said 'how does shaun wallace know when to stop washing his face' and the joke was that he was bald but woke went bleedin bonkers over itin a way proving they are the real racists
stop going to sleep
I poopie /brit/ !
>>223203770excellent post
Imagining buttcheeks that go all the way down the back of your thighs
>>223203779haha
>>223203751Dislike when they make it uncomfortable by crying racism in a situation where it's obviously not
doing the harlem shake
>>223203779Hot
doing the thug shake
Wonder what Mousey’s up to the now
rorke was happy in the haze of a drunken hourbut heaven knows he's miserable now
>>223203832Under the supervision of professionals
isn't it ironic
Emma’s delicious dookie from her derrière is a delectable delicacy in Delhi.
>>223203857Don't you think
I actually did poo and now I feel exhaustedneed to take drugs
>>223203864don't like this
then maybe an ice cream cone from chick fil a
This place attracts a lot of degenerate fetishists
having some apple and some banana
>>223203901little monkey fella
>>223203901I like to eatEatEatApples and banaynays
>>223203894agree her lipstick is drawn on wrongly
>>223203909IT'S EEPLES AND BANEENEES YOU FUCK
>>223203904
I actually knew the Muffin Man.
>>223203920the muffin man?
smonked five ciggies yesterday by accident
you know how when you see a moderately funny post and you smile ever so slightly or breathe through your nose a little bit more forcefullywell the emma watson poo posts are the opposite of that
>>223203923He lived on Drury Lane
>>223203917
>>223203930the fuck he did
>>223203556You know most jobs are pointless and only exist so you consume
>>223203927The fabled "Ick"
>>223203936hello how are you
almost fucked my shit up just then
>>223203950That's a man, baby
just ate 7 penguins
turns out, willy prostitute
>>223203917Bro go to bed
>>223203950Not gay but I'd destroy his butthole and mouth desu
>>223203963got steps to do first
>>223203958they're peng to be fair
>>223203958[leopard seal typing.jpeg]
Trump is selling early access to his truthsocial postshttps://youtu.be/Ib29b8BXsBg?si=xPgCzuCbdN2dAeHU
spicychat keeps logging me out
>>223203960that's not what karl said
>>223203974Did 20k today Joke did like 2
>>223204001runt should be locked in there the rest of its life
>>223204001scr
Imagine having to live in an iron lung
>>223204022It was only for sleep
>>223204001let him out
>>223204022don't have to imagine it
>>223204022have to imagine it (never been in one)
gotta get the ol cat nebulised
nebulising my asthmatic cat
ive got lungs of steel
>>223204036bizarre lie
>>223204031If you're frightened, you can be frightened,You can be... it's okay
Look what I saw today
>>223204071Cute
>>223204071lol
>>223204071Bet it does MASSIVE poos
>>223203921
>>223204093HERE LIES RORKEHE NEVER SCORED
scored an early bedtime
unironically wish i were tim. he just gets to eat and watch tv all day. no pressure to do anything
>>223204093kek
>>223204111You've been testing everyone's patience, Mister
I am full Irish R1b.
to the block, prisoner....... nice n easyif i were in that situation id drop kick the guard with the list and roundhouse kick the other runtoid guards to vardenfell. i wouldnt go easy like yarl ulfric or that nigga from rorikstead
>>223204150start doing this
>>223204152you'll do nothing
you're own kinsman think you're a piece of human trashhow sad
its juice and jam time
You are Mary, Queen of Scots?
>>223204190Not me mate
>>223203556>Go out their way to rage bait you >They constantly do it >You say something back or even say your angry >Get told you have an anger problem
>you are own kinsman
is this real
>>223204150Rorke pulled her with the peaky blinders fit
I'm in your walls
>>223204199No
>>223203945>>223204195schizotard melty
>>223204207They've got mold
i am willing to fight and die for ukraine!
>>223204199Yes
>>223204199these are real women
I am the one who knocks
what lab equipment do i need to do experiments
>>223204195never seen that happen on the chase mate
jizzed
i am high, ama
>>223204225posted it again
>>223204199No, it's a meme
Report the parasite
>>223204229Entirely depends on what kind of experiments but to start you'll need pipettes, pipette tips, a centrifuge, beakers, flasks, cylinders, burners, a -80 C freezer, gloves, syringes, incubators
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3W9Yj8a0Fg
>>223204231I have to deal with that when ever i talk to anyone from my family or the worst part is when they do something wrong and you point it out then they have a meltdown
Pooch.
>>223204251
>>223204241are you high
Good morming Sunday morning
I am the one who is autistic
where is that webm where pp is making those funny faces and a french lady tells her to shut up and stop filming while an old asian lady walks by from?
Did Audrey “like” dogs?
>>223204231I have
>>223204254Poo-ooch more like!
>>223204261ktim
Where the FUCK is fares ???
>>223204256I still remember nearly puking when my drunk dad talked about how he cheated on my mom with a 19 year old and also bragged about meeting my step mom at a strip club
>>223204276Everywherehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=PE1lzqJCeJ0
>>223204276Information...
>>223204254
>>223204281on the chase?
>>223204281beep beepwho asked detector scanningscan reading: negative
>>223204281your goal in life is to do as much good in the world as possible. you've clearly had a traumatic upbringing. but it is on you to not be a fucked up freak like them to other people or your future kids (and also don't kill yourself)
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1784431587658768.webm
>>223204229you want to make moonshine don't you
>>223204221And Katharine Hepburn is willing to brutally mog Audrey Hepburn again and again and again! Зa Poдинy! Зa Пyтинa!
The smell of a computer store in the 1990s
>>223204308right well i won't be pressing play on that
>>223204307I feel like a shitty person because I do not really care about most people anymore and I sometimes wish they would nuke my shitty ass Massachusetts town
>>223204291Sup.
>>223204316just not attractive at all though
>>223204316Jawmogs me bigly
Log
>>223204325Full Irish H-1B
Audrey and Katharine Hepburn as a cute Spring/Autumn lesbian couple
>>223204251You should cut yourself off from these people as soon as you can and surround yourself with pleasant, kind people who make you feel warm and relaxed to be around, these types seldom admit what they're doing or change
>>223204333Loo-dog more like!
>>223204316your idiot king putin is on borrowed time and russia is a bully!
is this deoressed yank a known poster?
Me after eating Audrey Hepburn arse
Business idea: MTV Ridiculousness but it's all fatal industrial accidents and cartel murders
>>223204339I sadly have to live with my sister because I can not afford an apt or my own place in Massachusetts. She is ok but she doesn't let me get drunk in my room or get high in the backyard
>>223204348yeah
Anyone seen the one of that guy in south America guy his throat hacked by a machete and he quacks like a duck
>>223204359so get high in your room and drunk in the backyard IDIOT
my half brother went bald at 25 and I still have a full head of hair at 32 and he admitted a few days ago aftwr a few drinks that he actually hated me for having hair and it took him a long time to get over it
>>223204371no
>>223204337horrible video
>>223204372I nearly got kicked out because I came home drunk and I don't remember if I did but I puked on the living room floor and passed out on my floor
>>223204327POOF!>>223204328You get it my Bulgarian Slavic brother, these western men are too brainwashed by the LGBT propaganda!>>223204346Blyat! He has all the time in the world! Ukraine will be crushed! We are no bullies we defend ourselves from the evil satanic gay west! Read Dugin!!!
>>223204377I know rightI watched for ages and nothing happened
>>223204385that picture is better but she isn't my typegood actress though
chinese niggas will look at the chinaman-crusher 9000 and crawl in without a second thought
>>223204381what's the strangest thing you've ever seen in person
egg
>>223204359That's still a lovely arrangement! :) She's doing you well by not allowing that tooNot a fan of this recent Artyom chap folks, seems like he's got his mind warped from constant Russian propaganda
>>223204395They don't believe in sidewalks btw
make sure that at a BARE MINIMUM you're walking around 5 minutes every hour
>>223204257yes
>>223204351crude idiot on the kremlin payroll!
>>223204375I saw a Greek buddy last week who i hadnt seen in more than 10 years and he was completely bald even most of the hair on the back of the head, last time i saw him he had full thick hair....crazy how these things happen.At least he got over it your brother, also its not youe fault
>>223204400I saw someone get handjob on a city bus on the way to school
>>223204389*rapes you*
business idea: tv show revolving around a hairy gay man and a dwarf mother called bear mini mum
why is being bald such a big deal, who cares
>>223204421*intercepts your rape into mine own arse which is filled with traps of a most deadly pozzed nature*
>>223204429can be the difference between being good looking and not good looking for some blokes
>>223204385ukraine will survive and i will do my part against the satanic brutes who say otherwise!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdKS76q65ucgood video
>>223204406Their country is massive why don't they have them. If Luxembourg has them then so should they
>>223204417yeah, almost everyone I bump into from my year at school is noticeably balding
>>223204389https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1784262548405614.webm
>>223204446They have to basically walk partly in the road when going anywhere it's really bad in Taiwan but mainland china also the same issue. Btw it's scary walking anywhere there
*thump* I'M WARKIN' HELE!
africans need their own internet to post on we do not belong together
britishers need their own internet to post onwe do not belong together
>>223204481Africans shouldn't exist
>>223204481you know we belong together
>>223204429Some people dont have a good head shape that goes with the body and face, i wouldnt look good bald for example>>223204454Guys from my school are hodling up i think, but my brother is balding although he couldnt care less, i was like lets go to Turkey and he was like naah i dont care
the final solution to the australian question
>>223204490that's what /brit/ is for isn't it
Leave the Australians alone
>>223204509get them back here and shagging our women with their reactivated solar aryan genes
>>223204441Pic related is how I feel about you right now! Beautiful Katharine Hepburn giving Cary Grant a "really nigga?" look!>>223204394Fair x I find her ravishing though
>>223204509you'll probably send us to mars or something and in a few short decades we'll have turned it into utopia
aussies be like "aw nawr!"
>>223204527Isn't Australia a utopia I would move there if it wasn't full
just thought the new tall fan in my room was a person and I just let out the most pathetic gay little whimper and kind of shout-whispered 'no' that I now know how I'd respond to an intrudergave myself the ick
>>223204522kat and the girls
They have qt Asian girls with Aussie accents, I'm so jelous.
>>223204468Yeah I'd only ever go to civilized Japan and possibly Korea if I had to go to an oriental country>>223204544screamed at this
>>223204544lol
>>223204557The food in china and Taiwan is better than anywhere else on earth Taipei 101 was cool
>>223204544done this waking up from nightmares beforelost all respect for myself
>>223204544scrum
>>223204551That is funny and cutr but for me its tsll Dutch girls speaking English with their accent, its very charming to me
>france 4 england 6crazy, crazy game
why shouldn't a virgin freak pay for fanny?
>>223204544Exercise bike with hat on a handle got me while I was in bed
im turning into a smokestack
it's grey and cool todayno more sun
>>223204586Can't imagine this is true
>>223204582is that level of grimness really worth it
oh right, today is the world cup final
when I was obese me and my skinny mate went to the gym but because it's run by the local council you have to have a blood pressure testwell, I was fine but his blood pressure was too high to join lolfound out he eats mcdonalds every day
>>223204604*puffs carcinogenic smoke into your face leaving you looking like a blackafella*
>>223204608do you feel nervous this time
(all the leaves are)ALLL THE LEAVES ARE BROOOOWNand the sky is greyAND THE SKY IS GREEEEEEEYYYYYY
>>223204609Wut? They measure your blood pressure to join a gym? Isnt the point of exercise to become healthier and lower the BP if its high
>>223204622Everyone who postsFrom your flag is gay! (from your flag is gay!l
Ngl the British empire was pretty tame compared to most empires in human history
I remember that I used to post on funnyjunk when I was younger and there were trannies there and I was kind of curious so I asked them questions and then for ages they'd dm me and its only now I realised they might have been trying to get me to troon out
Right that's me off to the airport then isn't itGoing to be driving in France for the first time well scared x
>>223204642Remember to drive on the right hand side
>>223204631they let you use the cardio equipment and swimming pool but not the weightswe ended up just going to a puregym
trump is going to be the one handing out the trophy won't he.Didn't he talk shit about spain a few weeks ago? could be awkward if they pull it off.>>223204619Whatever happens, we had a good run.
>>223204653Thoughts on Milei?
>>223204642Hope you get forget which lane to drive on and panic and drive off that big fuck off bridge over the valley you know the one
>>223204642you will be okay! (hopefully)
>>223204648Interesting, that story reminds me of when my aunt who smokes 2 packs a day did a lungs screening and they said her lungs are fine lol
>>223204653he's going to recreate this moment with messi
considering what sci fi body mods i want when they become available in the futuredefinitely want a bollock enhancement of some kinda bluetooth function maybe
>>223204672yeah, my dad sought out help for his alcoholism in case he'd get delirium tremens when quitting and all his readings came back green (he'd been drinking every day for 20 years)he's quit now and basically got away with all the abuse lol
>>223204660i'd rather not think of him, would like him gone, but it wouldn't surprise me if he wins again next year.>>223204680i just hope that if we win none of the retards in the national team do something incredibly stupid to piss him off.
>>223204690A central nervous system that gives you direct information instead of pain would be the best invention ever.
they're getting stronger...
>>223204653You won the last one for the first time in a while with Messi which was kino so it's fine really if you lose this time, for other teams like England it matters more after singing it's coming home for years and years
Imaging just dashing his brains out with it just thanks bro THWACK THWACK THWACKThey'd probably give you all the trophies after that
>>223204699pain is about the most direct source of information possible i imagine
>>223204692sorry to bring him up lad, never been a libertarian myself
morning lads
>>223204700just four more years
>>223204711No I mean like you get actual literal medical information on your bioscanner instead of a bad feeling
>>223204714höws it föing
>>223204690I want /brit/ threads streamed directly into my brain 24/7
err what
>>223204714good morning swedelad, how is the farm?
>>223204691does he sleep alright? is he showing any signs of post acute withdrawal? must be a strange new world for him your brain gets used to the nightly blast of booze over the years
I'd make Adam Smasher look like Gandhi
>>223204733you watched all the shit matches and missed the best one thats what
got a new finger starting to form in the middle of my palmnot sure if i should go to a&e about it
>>223204740he's been clean 3 years mate but thanks for askinghe did really struggle with sleep for the longest timeonce had to have a day off work because he'd been up 4 days straight and genuinely couldn't answer a simple question seems fine now though
>>223204756men in black alien ahh
>>223204756No it's normal for a growing boy to get his sixth finger and then finally this third testicle
>>223204749i mean if anything the result is just indicative of my pre-match thoughts; that it's a pointless exhibition game that no one cares about
>>223204691Good for him, some people have an strong organism
White men like me should be worshipped
que honda carnal
>>223204705Pretty much, Qatar was the end, all of this is just extra, i hope england wins at some point.>>223204712its fine, i'm not sensitive.
>>223204776by black women with delicious plump backsides
>>223204776um
you're looking good rorke
>>223204760Does he snore? Dad had sleep apnea and bought a machine that really helped him, might wanna look into that
>>223204776id worship you
>>223204794Thanks ive been getting a lot of sun
overheard my mums mate say that she and her chap watch porn while shagging and my mum just went 'oooh not for me'
>>223204760what made him think after 20 years yeah its time to pack up shop
>>223204800nah I think it was just the fact he'd been drinking himself to sleep for so long his body couldn't really do it properly without it.
>>223204809strange
>>223204809odd thing to tell your friend
>>223204809my mum's never had sex i don't think
>>223204817We staged an intervention
>>223204831she is very rough around the edges, grabbed my grandad's arse once and her chap saw and just laughed
>>223204809My mum got mad at my dad years ago for watching porn lol>>223204821Glad he got over that, sometimes i think alcohol might be one of the worst substances, do you drink lad?
might go to bed
>>223204857I go out with my mates for drinks about twice a month but am honestly thinking of quitting myself, just gets less and less fun as I age.
>>223204840whyve you used a capital letter here totally throws your legitimacy under the bus i think ill wait for the authentic response from the real poster thank you very much
>>223204871sorry, that was me I'm trying to hide that I'm phoneposting haha and forgot
>>223204860ktim
statistically there's at least one chinese person having a wank right nowsomething for you to mull over
Ive been told i snore a bit and its probably from the smoking, i need to stop>>2232048702 times a month is alright but dependig on what and how much you drink it can be rough, i was never a booze guy i liked stimulants and having a beer two at most
>>223204886whatdoes this mean
>>223204902kek, this is me
>>223204880thats ok then we're all in bed comfyposting. why did you stage an intervention after 20 fuckin years
>>223204891one? theres probably thousands of them. legions upon legions
I miss my Chinese classmate Toto aka Tim
>>223204914we didn't know it had been that long he just got bad at hiding it near the end
>>223204910what happened to good old fashion lying to jfsmight as well give them all a 50 page pdf on everything that's ever happened here
>>223204930Blud blesses the rains down in Africer>>223204852naughty couple
NEW>>223202795>>223202795
>>223204934good tale thanks for sharing. ive been drinking every day for like 9 years so it gives me hope that i can continue like this for another decade and get away with it. how much was he drinking do you know
>>223204952I wonder what he is doing now, i hope he remembers the good times we had despite not being abble to communicate in a common language
>>223203556>Fanny ChmelarBAHAHAHAHA>criesDONT YOU GET IT? SMELLING... FANNIES!!!>dies
