:o edition
>>223202795Does this one have the Power of Ooooooooooooo behind it?
hi
going to:get upshowershaveget dressedbrush my teethmake a coffeedo some gaming
Why does the Mexican flag seem to come out of nowhere sometimes to make the new?
>>223204972Stop. Digging.
>>223204956>mexico flag links to new created by leaf what the fuck dollhousery is real
The wife
there used to be a mexican called beto who used to regularly post in /brit/ around 2018ish. miss that lil nigga
Mexico. Canada. Ethiopia. All must die
>>223204957he said anything less than a bottle of whiskey he'd feel ill but he often drank a lot moreI first noticed when I realised he'd had 3 bottles of red wine at a family party and seemed completely sober
>>223204984big fan of trannards and their pornographies but am viscerally disgusted by actual gay pornnot sure how to reconcile the two
>>223204984Good looking chap but i dont like penus
>>223205011why does it have to be reconciled, it is what it is
>>223205011this made me put my face in my palms and close my eyes and sit here in disappointed bafflement
>>223205011fancying trans women is not gay
Don't get how people even drink that often and don't feel like shite all the time. I drink a moderate amount even once a week and feel shite for days and can tell my general health is declining
being attracted to trannies is gay but only straight people are attracted to them its confusing
>>223205011watching porn makes you gay not jokingstop watching porn and you wont be attracted to them any longer
they've got gay porn for straights now, rorke.
>>223204996oh wow thats a totally different level was this at night or was he pissed all day. a fucking bottle of whiskey a day for 20 years are you nuts
>>223205037Ive done many substances but nothing has made me feek worse than a hangover, you can breathe, you cant think, the anxiety is insane, the headache is worse than anything.
>>223205045he said the bottle of whiskey a day was for about 4 yearsfor the first 10 or so years it was 10 cans a day
>>223205059Get out my country
my cat growls when he eats and it just sounds like an evil goblin going nom nom nom nom
>>223205065I was born here re malaka
>>223205082he feels unsafe
>>223205087he used to be a stray so probably used to fighting over food
>>223205059what are other drug comedowns like
My arms used to be so huge only a couple years ago. I will get back there.
>>223205103bizarre
>>223205064a freak of nature to get away with that. i wonder how he copes now he must be bored out of his nut
havent seen this nigga jeff's face in forever
Oh fuck its 6am this is bad
>>223205099Not pleasent but usually with stimulants you are so exaustwd that a wank or a joint can put you to sleep but yoy can get jittery or irritable. Mdma can be kind of a downer cause youve used all your serotonin or whatever it was that makes you feek joy
Mad how much boomers used to drink. Have family friends in their 70s who would drink multiple pints everyday after work
once scrolled reels for 14 hours when hungover
>>223205113he's at the gym everyday now
>>223205139not much else to do back in the day
>>223205142were they funny
>>223205170saw one where a dog did a big poo and then someone tripped in it haha
had my showermy next big job is making a coffee
>The Tate brothers have been arrested in MiamiWoke gone mad.
>>223205198couple of noncesrorkes heroes
>>223205198Dont understand how people watch this clown
>>223205198thought they were still in a romanian jail
hate social media wish it didn't exist
proper mad how poo peng gay porn
>>223205227they call it social media, yet it makes us less sociable
>>223205233madjust mad
releasing a wotanic queef
things have never been madder than they are now
Someone is smoking weed at 8 30 in the morning lel
>>223205252reckon things were pretty mad during the blitz
women will regularly have opinions that are just the exact opposite of reality
>>223205269grim
probably would've been an alcoholic if social anxiety didn't deter me from going to stores let alone buying alcohol there
>>223205275nietzsche speaks of this
>>223205281is social anxiety the reason you’re not drafted
>>223205277First time this year i smelled it here>>223205275Some women in bulgaria have more radical views than rorke
anyone here ever done a fart that was actually a shit?
>>223205215You have seriously got to keep up with important current events, they have been out of Romanian jail for a while now
The diarrhea of Anne Frank
First it was woke and now even poo peng gay porn has gone mad, when will it end?
really hoping for some unprompted updates from the phimosis suffering contingent of /brit/ on their condition today
>>223205289no he didn’t
>>223205272that was pretty physical not really mental
>>223205330said a few days ago that I use one of the spraylets from the shower head to clean my bellend and foreskin and my willy no longer stinks
stinky willy haha
>>223205252things are drawing out to a boring conclusion. its all been done before. turns out it didnt matter in the end it was all for nothing we were just overconscious apes on a spinning rock destined to become reddit dust this is good though. it would be even more boring if there was a right way of things. like if a certain religion was provable and it was undeniably true that everyone should live a certain way with no deviation and we had a clear purpose. it would be miserable to know everything.
>>223205330I've noticed the tonsil stone sufferers haven't chimed in for a while now
Wokeness ends tonight
My boyfriend will anally penetrate me tomorrow for the first time tomorrow, any tips?
>>223205377grow up>>223205352SCREAM
>>223205275ok herr schopenhauer, settle down
>>223205330used to have phimosis, started shagging and it resolved itself
>>223205389Wtf why?
fucking scromittinG
john mccoffee
>>223205377tips for what exactly
I'm blackpilled, phimo-cocked and furious
Thinking about Greek boomers who have no idea about the discourse around the Odyssey going to see the movie
in the car, horse jumping competition 2: electric boogalooon a bloody sunday nonetheless
Might go to bed
>>223205377Do an enema and dont eat for 20 hours
played satisfactory for 10 hours award
In the UK can you refill your gas bottles or you have to buy a new everytime?
>>223205476WHAT'S IN THE BAG
right that's my bonnie blue ticket purchased then
>>223205524gas bottles? like for a barbecue or a caravan?
>>223205470Maybe theyll just have a good time. The controversy is embarrassing on this one like helen of troy was black who cares she wasnt real one of the actors is a tranny oh my god a tranny in hollywood the world must be endingI didn't like the bag of wind being omitted nolan is a coward for not trying to adapt that
>>223205557shut the fuck up you woke mong
>>223205570dunelm
just farted a fart out my fart
glass bottles?
>>223205570grow up
ass bottle
>>223205554Yeah propae butane for bbq, just learned that in Greece you have to buy a new bottle everytime which is insane, in bulgaria i bought two of these new gen compost fiberglass ones and they only weigh 5 kilos so its much lighter as i live on the 4th floor with no elevator>>223205557Greeks are very nationalistic and dont like people fucking with their mythsEven if she wasnt a real person its hypocritical and they know what they are doing. Also they do it with real historical figures who existed so its not like it doesnt happen often
>>223205570sent that freak flying
>>223205377Sure I'll give you my tip
>>223205583remember 1 man 1 jarnow that was good wholesome fun, sharing it around the schoolyard with your mateswoke pc police wouldn;'t allow it these days
>>223202795this is racist
A British man reviews one of America's best filmshttps://youtu.be/mNfcpBlrLN8?si=okauo2opvG3YNt8R
australians really be like she'll be right mate throw another nigger on the barbie
>>223205661struth
hungover and realised I shit the bed last night
Number of FIFA World Cup matches won by England in the last thirty-one days:>6Number of FIFA World Cup matches won by Scotland in their entire history:>5
>>223205654>A film that finally clicked for me after the fourth trydoes bro have brain damage
>>223205674LOL
mad that david guetta made a career yet is an absolutely awful producer
Rorkean rumble, Faustian fart
>>223205594whats hypocritical about making helen of troy an ugly nog. the moral of the new version of the story is that the greeks were evil and the trojans were innocent but nobody seems to care about that
>>223205654turned off the second I heard his voice
ghosted by the pseudo fat gf yet again it's over
>>223205654They have a channel in England that only plays Event Horizon
>>223205679Can't you hear him?
>>223205706*farts in your face*
Grow up. I'm not directly replying to you because I don't want to bring the whole thread's attention to you, but you know who you are.>>223205725PSCRBR
can hear catberg snoring across the room
>>223205712what does pseudo fat mean?
>>223205742It's true and, you know what, they don't even know about it but if one of them goes to their parents tv sets and turns it on and turns the volume down and looks through the channels they'll find it
*grows up*
>>223205759probably pseudo is modifying gf not fat. his pseudo gf is fat
Don't like the Jews
>>223205767You've replied to the wrong man>>223205771Growing up is so immature, grow up.
this time last year my feet were in so much agony I wanted to dienow I feel fine and comfortable:)
>>223205706Its hypocritical because they cry about lack of representation but didnt cast one greek and they fucked even with the interpretation by basing the script on a bullshit feminist translator, she can suck by dick from the back
*walks into the thread*
Quick;y developed a grow up tick from saying it multiple times in this thread and having to stifle myself from replying to mundane posts with the phrase. Also right well, these deadlines don't make much sense, shall apply regardless
>>223205773oh makes sense, thanks
>>223205844Sis has completely lost it
Becoming a furry and choosing a deer as my fursona then getting hit by a car
>>223205844Id still dick her asshole raw and bloody desu
>>223205800where you injured? glad you're feeling better
morning team one more sleep until a new toil week :]
>>223205888was planar fascitis from going straight from never exercising to doing hours long walks every day with no build up like a mong
>>223205844that twirl looked good tbf
lots of “interesting” “discourse” about the odyssey over on /tv/
really don't like that bloke who interviews people on a train
>>223205844loved this lad in wayne's world
>>223205934Imagine willfully talking to people in NYCCouldnt pay me to do that.
>>223205945lel
>>223205844funny how before the internet, celebrities who were completely mental could die or retire from public life with their dignity still somewhat intact. imagine if hollywood golden age actors or singers had social media
>>223205950you mean you don't like aggressive opinions about which foreign over spiced slop is best!?!?
>>223205974They have a bad rep nationwide for being pricks.
>>223205982Yeah, saw a clio where some kid was streaming irl and made a light hearted joke and a new yorker woman started shouting and pointing in his face
>>223205908oh yeah, i know how that feels. stretching and warming up your feet is important. hope you're enjoying your walks now
>>223206024I am very much thank you
>>223205908You can buy magnesium chloride crystals and disolve them in water and dip your feet and rub on your legs, i buy a kilo for 4 euro from a lab, ive also made magnesium cream from it with beeswax, its very helpful for soreness after long walks
saw a thin woman with absolutely massive natutal tits yesterday
>>223206037cheers for the advice bulgarianlad, you're a top bloke
incelwalk looms
>>223206070By the time I’m 30 I will be living in America
I'm a virgin
>>223206070Youre welcome, try to search for a local lab that sells it in pure form, cause from the pharmacy or a welness store its double the cost for half the weight.
>>223206100I can’t take my car out because I parked it in a bad spot
>>223206100congratulations
Played rugby as a kid. Wish everyone did. Best game there is.
my parents sabotaged me as a child They never wanted me to be normalBut despite that I will prevailI will have happy life
>>223206172Do you intend to have a family?
>>223206177Si senor
>>223206172ktim i was moved around a bunch of times during my childhood
>>223206161Me? WingerYou?
letting out a massive wotanic fart
>>223206161Any brain damage or concussions
>>223206195I started as an 11 and ended as 7
we up https://youtu.be/h_zjCfNyTSg
hate shaving pubes such a chore goes everywhere and fucking pain to clear up
>>223206205Not really. It's the sport we should all be playing. You need cardio, weights and camaraderie https://youtu.be/Guqcwiq7XeA?si=XCBPa5teC5Ako64Q
>>223206222if you're a guy, don't do it
>>223206222I just do it sat on the toilet, but sat the other way so that all the pubes just fall in the bowl then I flush everything when I'm finished
>>223206238Legend why didn’t I think of that before
>>223206222Don't have anyone to see it so I rarely bother
>>223206222Do you have with a razor, i do it with a trimmer, no ingrown hairs no fuss>>223206230I used to play footy a lot should have never stopped
>>223206230American Football seems way more fun
>>223206222make sure your dad doesn't find them
>>223206257kek
Daily Reminder: 60% of Millennial women are still childless in AmericaPlease Brits, come and fuck our women.
>>223206256It's not. Rubgy is more dynamic. American football is too stop start
>>223206286Would
>>223206293I like how then can really go at it due to their protective gear
>>223205664
I'm an Anti-Natalist
>>223205826>me sucking my gut in past the girls outside shop
>>223206286ok give me her number then
>>223206286no i am busy
>>223206385How about now?
>>223206286I heaed they dont like men below 6 feet
I look like this
Not feeling like going alone on the beach today
>>223206420>tfw no A-cup Southern gf
>>223206490i look like this and say things like this
>>223206490Is that Ricky Gervais?
i look like this actually
>BREAKING: Andrew and Tristan Tate have been arrested in Miami
I look like the Zombie from Ugly Americans but with a lower T jaw and body composition
>>223206507it is yes
scrolling twitter porn is the final move. will never have to use thisvid again
>>223205844mad how shes only 35
>>223206572She's 60 actually
Its gonna be 40C in Thessaloni tomorrow
would you squeeze your poo into a tube for bowel cancer
>>223206519nothing ever happens
Would you squeeze my breasts
>>223206633Yes, can i slap em around also, its fun for both parties
are addison
might start performatively saying y'all
Its giving early south park
>>223204544kek
>>223206673kek laughed at it again
If someone doesnt wake up in the next 10 mins im blasting gay porn full volume through the speakers
good morning you repulsive incel limacoids
got diahroea again
>>223206782the homosexual lubricant
they are sore torqueypops humming
>>223206715I can't hear gay porn, sounds like just like the background noises of my day to day life
>>223206794thoughts on bellingham punching timmy in the head after the argentina game?
The gods created women for pleasure
>>223206865it was reasonable chastisement
>>223206806Im giving them for real 13 mins, fucking losing half a day sleepy bums and complaining that its 36 C
>>223206903crikey
another disgruntled clarting day in my vile slug runtish incel life
>>223206286oh they do fuck. people fuck more than ever. just not you. and just not to have kids. that's based. dunno why we keep importing immigrants to "fix" this "problem". oh yeah, boomers pension.
I am the don of bribt, the patriarch
i sneezed and i think it burst a blood vessel in my left eyeit's just pink with no other issues
>>223206420runaway slave pov
no point in complaining
Remember when grass used to be green?
>>223207098Big Andy will put that right when he gets the keys to number 10 tomorrow.
>>223207098it's lush here in scotland
>>223207098can't have green grass anymore due to the woke you understand yeah due to the woke
>>223204984she has a decent willy and pretty good chebs
off tae pride parade later
>>223207152lol bender
was thinking of joining the seminary so i could have sex with a bunch of young boys
>>223206222do it in bath
best CoD4 map?
>>223207157you're just jealous because you won't bag yourself a twink femboy with a nice cock hun x
>>223207175Dunno m8. Don't play computer games because I'm not a child you see. Hope this helps x
>shout-whispered "no"just can't get this kind of thing anywhere else
>>223207175Bog
why dont they build more true imax theatres? it's the future of kinomatographie
Asian women worshipping my BWC like an ancient Egyptian hieroglyph
>>223207210Dead big and expensive aren't they
>>223207222and with wit like that, how come you're still a virgin in your late 20s?
>>223207210because the technology (like technicolor) is no longer available
>>223207222
I'm the only true gay in this thread and I simply won't believe otherwise
stalking and obsessing over some mid bird is it yes
Just woke up and had eight missed calls from my sister. Several texts saying she needs to speak with me please, and call her back please. I call her, she doesn't answer, I call my brother in law, he passes the phone to my sister. Apparently my father has had a stroke or a series of strokes and seizures and is in hospital, repeating three words like pineapple and penguin and something else and then asking why he's saying those words. He's already got brain damage. This might be it. He might be fuckedI have no sympathy as my parents have already cut me and my sister out of their lives, which they did because they're insane
I do like midnights but I feel it does rather go downhill after you're on your own kid
Oh my sweet naive little normies enjoy the last of the nice weather because summer is OVER and the rain is coming hehehehe
banned on facebook okfor posting the peters
>>223207276Irish lad has been posting images of that lass for a good many years, leave him to it.
>>223207279
is project Hail Mary good or cringe
im also having a stroke if you know what i mean
>repeating three words like pineapple and penguin and something else
>>223207309yeah
>>223205277why is the fabled wake and bake grim
>>223207309it's about 45 minutes too long and has a stupid ending but otherwise it's good
>>223207302I know. Needs to sort himself out and get better taste.
>>223207309It is reddit but it's also worth watching (for free, illegally).
>>223207325no .. don`tDoIt !!
>>223207329Me when having sex
day 1 of the day 3 fast done
>>223207325>Hey Peter>Hey Bradley Walsh from The Chase
>>223207304SC
>>223207352fuck that
I can watch films for free guys. Illegally. Yep... I have the knowledge where I can do that thing. I get downloads of TV programmes and films for free, illegally. And video games illegal + free.
>>223207361why? it gets easier past the first 24 hours
Absolutely kicked off here
>>223207366watch simpsons online free
beter
>>223207175favelas
my dad will buy a physical blu-ray disc of something like The Beekeeper: Part 2 in ASDA then come home, insert the disc, and fall asleep the moment he sits down to watch it. Then he wakes up, the film is over and he puts the disc away on his shelf among his DVD collection.
>>223207304lmao
>>223207366all the women in your vicinity just got the ick
>>223207413based cinephile dad
>>223207304>>223207359don't get it>>223207312>>223207313these I get
>>223207413Didn’t even know they still sold dvds in shops
>>223207413whatever distracts him from thinking about his dickhead son
>>223207467I'm not a dickhead!I am trans though :)
>>223207452asda and morrisons are the only two major supermarkets that still sell them
just nipping out to the farmers dog does anyone want owt
my dodgy fire stick isn’t working today
Big arsed mature women
won't be bothering with the latest nolan slopon one hand, at least he films on location and builds real sets on the other hand, his casting and dialogue is almost always shithe lucked out with heat legend
nekkid grandma!
>>223207513ok
>>223207513>builds real setsthe biggest complaint about this one is this exact thingthe scale of everything is far too small and doesn't make it feel like a true epicok
>>223207499Try viagra
>>223207452it's kinda sad to see the tiny shelf they leave for it at asda. used to hang out at those shelves while mumberg did the shopping after school and would just dream of all the dvds i was going to get. now i have no need for any if them
won't be bothered with the latest nolan slop because i have to enjoy a film made by him
>>223207540>i have to enjoy a film made by himwhyyou can just watch your anime slop ok its ok with we at /brit/!
the fellas
>>223207535Same. Such is the terrible tragedy of life.
>>223207567>>223207567
>>223207540crazy how yanks ahve the whole industry but still have to bring in a britisher to show them how to make kinos. independence was a mistake
>>223207513half of it is really cool ulysses and the boys sail to different islands with monsters on them. the other half is boring shite literally just a load of people sitting around playing politics waiting for him to finish his adventure
