ktim
In actual tears crying about the small DVD section at my local Asda
>>223207567reminds me of this classicdon't have the template just this version
people who whistle are assholes
rorke freaking out and protesting the lack of realism of a movie about myths and monsters
my dad had a stroke and is in hospital
and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
if you scroll through porn on twitter for long enough bad things happen
speaking of kinocurrently watching some FAT TRANNY FREAK shake with rage then get pepper sprayed after someone calls him a bloke
might watch
haha loving this thread already lads
>>223207615well I for one was sorry to hear about your dad in the last thread. Despite your estrangement from your family I'm sure it is still a difficult and emotional time and I wish you the best x
>>223207615some wank
>>223207625give me a link
>>223207638https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lX24RKQQM4
Hello lovely mysterious Asian lady
Another 2 and a half hours before the booze shop opens
>>223207615my dad had one 20 years ago and he's still kickinggood luck x
>>223207625>least sadistic transphobe
>>223207625do you specifically go looking for this kind of thing or does the algorithm just know your tastes and serve it up for you?
Absolutely rocking in the gardens this morning
I wish Tilde was pepper sprayed
>>223207615Why’s he done that then
leftypol didn't like that link
>>223207615sorry for posting the bradleykind of assumed you were joking when you mentioned he was repeating the word penguin
>>223207665mate, there's kids in this picture
Girls with small boobies are more aristocratic, aesthetically.
>>223207665Y u taking pics of kids for ???
>>223207683I thought this but I thought it was weird to post it
>>223207557sorry i'm hungover. meant to saywon't be bothering because i have yet to enjoy a film made by nolani still genuinely can't believe inception is so highly rated. i was dying to walk out of the cinema
>>223207600just say you are 30 and still cannot whistle
>>223207615Knew someone in his 30s who had one. Crazy how life is.
he live there now
ew an indian
>>223207706VAX???
>>223207711not that big is he if he lives in a plant pot
>>223207711love those savannah cats
>>223207635Without the estrangement I'd be devastated probably so it's basically fine>>223207656My father has bad brain health, had pre existing brain damage from when the NHS pumped him full of morphine years ago by mistake, so this might be the end. He only turned 55 two weeks ago>>223207682That's actually very funny. No, it's not a joke, my sister told me he's saying pineapple and penguin and some other word and then asking why he's saying those words. Strokes are scary.
time for another cup of tea methinks
He's right ok Nolan shagged 99.9% of people who will watch this up the arse holeWhy can't he frame in 16:9 like a human and stretch that vertically for IMAX autists (you know they would praise it for being Nolan doing it)
>>223207643Wasn't even there for him hahahahahah what a fucking mongo
>>223207778No, not you
can foresee myself becoming a sort of Tim Byrne esque character after my parents pass away. It would be nice to think that the pseudo interaction I get via this website would be enough to prevent someone going totally insane in the absence of any real world non-work human interaction but I don't think it will be enough.
>>223207783there's an imax in every city just. even blackpool and norwich have one ffs. london has like 5 just go and they'll keep there so that everyone has a chance to go
>>223207811It won't. If you had discord friends or something that'd be fine but browsing this site 18 hours a day with nobody else will ruin you
>>223207722jabbed
>>223207797>>223207778>>223207721>>223207631>>223207833egyptian bot, report for spam and do not engage
Life’s too short to be wearing cheap sub standard glasses
>>223207811just the fact that there's a commentary of tim's life here has saved us from that fate
>>223207783>Why can't he frame in 16:9 like a human and stretch that vertically for IMAXthat would be funny tbf
>>223207860tried on quite a few pairs last time I had an eye test but they all look shite on me due to my terrible chudlike featureswent with contact lenses in the end and even though they don't work as well as glasses I feel like people treat me better now
got the Frasier on
>>223207905hello Egypt bot ok
i also have the frasier on
have to awkwardly hunch over to reach the sink in new flatberg because the kitchen has such a retarded design. The sink is right in the corner, so there's worktop on the side and in front of it, making cleaning any dishes a fucking nightmareI of course only realised this after I bought the flat.
black frasier on
>>223207928is it by a noisy road you didn't realise was noisy?
Hello /brit/. I'm listening
>>223207911same
mad how an insane nonce is the most adored human being who has ever livednoncehunters and their type of low class families are probably the ones who are most enthusiastic about him as well
we have rorke on line 1, he's been having problems with women
>>223207825>there's an imax in every cityAnd barely any of them are full 70mm IMAX so most are cropped from the image shown
TOSSED SALAD AND SCRAMBLED EGGS
MERCY
>>223207961thats why i only go to the glasgow science centre. you need find the buildings that are weird shaped like the vegas sphere that's how you know the dimensions are legit
he's watching ancient sit'com' Frasier and he'll post then phonepost about it so you get 2x the spam slop
it can always get worse
>>223207964always thought this was a gay reference. pretty sure tossing salad is a gay sex thing
>>223207976And that's fine for you but the point remains that almost everyone to ever watch the film (especially at home) will not be watching 'the true vision' so Nolan should stop being a dickhead and use 16:9
>>223207977there's lots of us frasier enjoyers here m8
>>223207919ungrateful twat
>>223207991separates the wheat from the chaff dun it. it's not his job to build multiplexes
>>223207991does it really make any difference? no
>>223207977frasier has been shown literally every day on channel 4 for the last 20+ yearsits very popular in this whole country
>>223207978
Leftypol is a nasty piece of work. Don't trust him folks!
GOOD NIGHT CHEADLE WE LOVE YOU
>>223207978It will get better
lads roz is so fit
>>223208013frasier isnt even on just now. he's streaming it ffsalso actually as bad as most sitcoms . thats why they dont make sitcoms any more. they're cringe
alisson going full preacher
>>223208018poo roaring
>>223208041ok schizo
>>223208042this nigga got a womans name
Before Sister Rosetta Tharpe, it was guitarist, bassist and vocalist Memphis Minnie (1897-1973) who helped shape the sound of modern pop music and recorded around 200 songs
that one lad really hates frasier and frasier enjoyers doesn't he
>>223208040https://youtube.com/watch?v=i6Co4Hl0bLc
>>223207628I like that guy, he's funny
frasier is comedy for people who don't find things funny
wonder if the Frasierposter is the same person who speaks of a "Portillo summer"seems like similar gimmicks
>>223208096It's actually very funny
>>223207615Grim hope he can recover.
I’m a proper lazy fuck, is it worth getting off my ass to go see that Odyssey movie?
>>223207949Was just thinking last night about how there was a kid at my school called Michael Jackson. I'm mid-40s btw. So he might've been named that in 1978 or 1979 just before jacko was massive. Or he might've been named it in the 80s when jacko was ultra-famous.You'd think a white kid with the name Michael Jackson would be really popular in school but no he was just normal. It was just every time he told someone his name they did a double take.
>>223207665Harrogate?
>>223208122if you want
>>223207978It can. And whether it does depends largely on you.
I had a good sleep thenA bloody good sleep!
might watch a frasier after all this frasier chat
that niles with his silly antics lol
>>223208148No you didn't. Be quiet
>>223208119name a single joke
porridgetoil looms
>>223208148ktinm with a caffeine addictionalways get a shit rest
>>223208201be like me and get a bladder infection. that'll push you to quit caffeine sharpish
>>223208175what's brown and sticky
>>223208175Niles makes a faux pas at Murray Perahia's sublime performance of the Goldberg Variations and Frasier quoth the raven at him in iambic pentameter. It's Frasier's version of Del falling through the bar.
>>223208175when frasier is pretending to be jewish and then martin walks in the room without knowing but just moans passively aggressively so seems jewishits done very well
>>223208232lmao vg
>>223208175knock knock
had an external hemerrhoid or however you spell it for a year. how do i get rid of it or am i stuck with this massive worm looking thing beside my arsehole forever
God, my bumhole stinks, but I can't stop sniffing it
>>223208171What is he like
cant get my mind around people who have frozen fruit kicking about
>>223208252see the doc for a drain and snip laddy
>>223208260Loads mate I put it into my Greek yogurt innit
>>223208280i meant to type "dont" but i forgot lol
Nothing gayer than Greek yoghurt
>>223208269will that leave a scar. also do i have to get my bum out at the doctors or what. how do i even arrange that when i ask for an appointment and they say what for do i have to say my arse
>>223208293i have vegan greek yoghurt in the fridge
Greek yoghurt by Christopher Nolan attached image: chocolate mousse
>>223208296It'll leave a hole in your arse
>>223208291Wasted my time then didn’t you
wishing a speedy recovery for greek yog
>>223208293What about gay anal sex
England wins again, third place that is. As is deserving of their performance as a country
>>223208293Licking the leftover cum from a man’s shagged arsehole is surely gayer
Gay anal sex with Greek yoghurt
>>223208314If you're offering!
>>223208312am sorry
the irish have some gall giving us shit for coming third in the world cup when they didnt even qualify
>>2232083253rd in the world isnt too bad. We should have beaten Argentina thoughbeit
>>223208314What seperates gay anal sea from straight anal sex?
>>223208293yank football chants
I want her to shit on me.
Right then, that great British wit we've all been waiting for. Where'd it go then
>>223208347I would say gay anal sex is gayer than greek yoghurt ok
Absolutely riled that Greek yogurt eating nancy
>>223208336No worries babe I understand xx
>>223208362is spelled yoghurt
Everyone's forgetting how amazing Scotland were in the World Cup. Remember when their fans drank the beer?
yog hurt
>>223208356we're all too much in awe of marvelous yank posts like the one above yours
>>223208349YOUR MOMYOUR MOMYOUR MOMYOUR MOM
My bumhole, your weiner. You do the math
>>223208296you can just tell the GP and they'll refer you to a bum doctor without needing to have a look. you'll have to show the bum doc though when your referral comes through.
the alexandra park estate is kino
>>223208128i once started work after a long period of full schizo neetdom and so many people in the office shared names with famous people i thought i was going mad or they were having me on
>>223208349>I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WINImagine being a player hearing that from your stands. You'd actually want to throw the game
country's gone down the drain lads
Anyone ever read through the thread amused and nearly laughing then see a boring yank post and it immediately sucks all the amusement from your face?Horrible boring bastards need to get funnier pronto
>>223208382And I'm out..... *drops mic loudly with a resounding feedback effect that visibly disrupts the crowd*
>>223208373Lmao and wore kilts and stuff XD
>>223208398What names did they have?
Gervais spammer will love this.
>>223208406Nah sorry. Got bored reading halfway through though
Got any good fart jokes?
please stop hurting me
Those English worked so hard for 3rd place lmfao absolute runts
>>223208432Emma Watson sitting on my face is pretty funny.
>>223208421Be great if he did a stand up that was genuinely horrifically offensive and got arrested for hate speech and told the judge he didn't care
gayest outfit ever
>>223208440*does a "knife and fork holding" holding gesture*Looks like the scran is ready
>>223208451Not as funny as the English bastards all shouting and watching 2 Spanish-speaking countries play soccer because their team couldn't kick the ball like us
>>223208260if you're single it's kinda of essential to freeze things like fruit and bread because you dont eat it fast enough unless you want to be going to the shops every single time you want some
>>223208467ive seen gayer
chickpea curry for tea lads
>>223208468You were far too late mate sorry. 3rd place yet again
>>223208467Is that bottom G?
>>223208421He's not even that offensive thoughHe's acting like he's Lenny Bruce or something You just shout 'cunt' at a fat ginger kid mate
I understand Tate getting popular but I never understood all his confidence with women thing when he looks like an absolute Gollum
>>223208469>because their team couldn't kick the ball like messi Fixed
>>223208421Wow those British really have nailed comedy then finally haven't they. Unlike their soccer team
Why didn't Declan Rice just break Messi's legs and take a red card
>>223208506Wow a lovely English rose then, how could I resist her voluptuous charms
>>223208508You were beaten by Belgium, calm yourself down, it's not even a real country lol
>>223208512hes a coward
>>223208512Messi would skilfully evade the attack like jackie chan
>>223208529I'm Latino mate, we are winning either way. Hablas espanol puta lol
>>223208491It is
a gay man touched my bottom in the leftwho the hell am i meant to report this to
>>223208495i dont understand why hes popular associating with him is seen to be as bad as being a nazi i do understand how he fucks though. he used to be a chud and then got shut down by a girl and turned evil and ripped and became a pimp which he will now go to jail for
>>223207911Those sitcoms are so short I could watch three episodes of Cheers during breakfast.
>>223208551Are you from Mexico? Is that why you're in a frenzy of hatred for England? Because we beat your national team in their home stadium and knocked them out of the tournament?
19 year old female flatmate moving out this weekendsince it's her last day, i thought, for old times sake, i'd have one last wank in the toilet after her morning pooit was a sad sort of wank cus i know i'll never live with a girl again and get to do this sort of thing
>>223208566Moni
>>223208593She knows you do it. It's probably why she's moving out.
17km runtoil donefelt strong and sexy
>>223208566Obviously I understand how he fucks he’s rich and famous The part that confused me how he played it off like he is a chud or a sex guru when he is objectively ugly as fuck It would be like Seth Rogen giving sex advice and talking about women all want to fuck him
>>223208570You just ate a lot for brekkie gordo
>>223208593British culture>>223208576No I just hate british soccer fans. Low IQ sport
>>223208612doubt it. it's normal to use the bathroom in the morning.
>>223208593Once lived with a black land lady, and I would sniff her jogging pants she used to hang on the stair barriers
>>223208629Black lady spit in my face because she thought I was racist (I'm not)
>>223208624fuck off back to honduras paco you 5’3 bean monkey
>>223208624>I just hate british soccer fansYou see that, Scotland? They hate you as well.
>>223208642I'm Mexican and my Spanish blood is purer than yours tbqh. Euromutt>>223208644Who fucking cares mate baseball is infinitely better
Why does everyone forget Scottish war crimes during the days of the British empire
>>223208593why are /brit/ posters such fucking freaks masturbating in the toilet bowl after she took a dumpimagine if your great grandfather read this post
SSmoking weed, listening to a banger, sipping a cheap IPA, and meditating upon the beauty of the Mexican flag in comparison to every other flag here. Thanks Spainhttps://youtu.be/C6BYQtApjb0
>>223208625Not normal to sound like someone stirring mac and cheese in there though, is it
>>223208662we dont. scots are woke and acknowledge slavery built glasgow
>>223208662Because they speak funny and wear dresses
Ruby Granger face sittings.
>>223208684if you love mehico so much why dont you go live there, i dont get it
Nooo but the Spanish flag?Meaningless slop
>>223208662Because it was done under the banner of Britain, and when people say "British" the Scots go "that's no us that's them lot doon there! THAT LOT DOON THERE!" They're only British when it suits them.
Them trans folx straight up fucked in the head
>>223208682why are americans so retarded
me: already put a washing in and hung it out to dry like the responsible adult man I amyou: sat there with both thumbs up your own arse
>>223208706I don't, I've never been, I just like tacos, burritos, and I'm admiring the artistry within the heraldic design of the Mexican flag. Not much else to it
Yer da wanks on all fours
>>223208703do you mean her sitting on my face or me sitting on hers
Rorke's maHas got it going ahn
>>223208744Her (and Emma Watson) sitting on MY face.
firefox now asking for my location for "weather"fuck off
>>223208662arguably scotland, whilst it had its own imperial ambitions independent of england, was unwillingly absorbed into england. not exploited as a colony like ireland or barbados but still subsumed into a position where it was dominated by england politically and culturally
>>223208723read plenty of posts like that here you coping freak
arrest all women
Why don't they post in their own general?
>>223208763bro bases his worldview on posts from notorious freak websitetouch grass, as they say
>>223208755>1500x2000that's a very respectable resolution for you emmayank, you're usually a 640p man
I can’t poo
Evens foodOdds sleep
Fish and chips are better in America actually. Better ingredients, same recipe. We do have higher standards here
>>223208779i cleared posted "/brit/ posters" not "british people"illiterate mong
is obsession worth watching
>>223208763Are you familiar with your compatriot emmayank? Or any of the other schizos on any of the other generals? Spastic.
>>223208804Half the chemical shit that they put in American food is banned in Europe
rorke searching for the spanish highlights of the rugby match between Argentina and England so that he can comment "The Falklands are British"
one Nutella sarnie down the hatch
>>223208827It's fish and potatoes mate
>i cleared posted>illiterate mong
nth for the gyaldem
>>223208800Dubs as well. Might use the air frier for this one. I want to sleep soon after so what will put me in a food coma? Some sort of greasy breaded chicken meal I think
Everything is chemicals, how can you ban chemicals
>>223208849Julia burch has passed away
blimmin love boobies
how is the odyssey sold out at BFI imax literally every day until 3rd septembereven weekdays during the dayare people taking time off work to watch this shite
another coffee? well I might as well so I mighten
What should I do before I kill myself
>>223208824yes i hate them as well>>223208842meant clearlybad typo
>>223208860VX gas comes from de urt.
>>223208869people do different shifts dumb cunt
>>223208869popular venue ent itat least there are other IMAX in London
>>223208869Fucking hell rorke, pack it in, I've had enough
>>223208869So what if they are?
i didn't actually wank in the toilet btw. obviously it's just a filthy fetish like fart porn. think in real life it would actually not feel good to breathe in a fart.
>>223208889um actually its the only proper IMAX in london except the science museum
>>223208874Drive to Townsville, take the ferry to Magnetic Island, climb Mount Cook and look at the WW2 gun emplacements.
>IMAXktim when i'm a borderline retarded guy called max and im introducing myself to strangers
>>223208909hello Max ok
>>223208909hi Max ok
I get 30 days of annual leave, plus bank holidays, plus 4 days over ChristmasToo much really isn't it
>>223208915>>223208922That's him done
>>223208924you can annual leave this thread.
>>223208897What makes it so special
>>223208924ktimmersusually end up taking several weeks off in november and december and just sit around the house
The real mousey doesn't post here anymoreand that's not ok!!
Here's one for you: A man does a fart, and it smells unmistakably of egg and nothing else. HOWEVER, this man has not eaten a single egg in over 3 months. Go on then how do you explain that? It's got me stumped anyway.
hijust saw the footballs scorewish i watched it now
>>223208956That's a sign of being an indigo child
>>223208944Different (superior) projection method allowing for the full aspect ratioMost IMAXes don't have this so pan-and-scan the film
>>223208924>>223208946managers at toil are always pestering me to use up annual leave.
>>223208964Do you know, deep down I always knew I was special.
>>223207625>>223207643>im gonna spray him>NOOOOUUU, PRONOUNS>im gonna spray, HER>THANK YOU-ARRGHHHH!unbelievablegod writes kino every day
>>223208924ye kind of ridiculous how many full weeks that is especially with the weekends either side. that's 9 days in a row, 10 if you count the hours of the friday monday that you don't work. so spending 5 days for 10 days off. take a 2 week break. that's effectively 20 days and you still have 20 real AL days to take. toilberg is being robbed
birds love hearing about aspect ratios and especially about all the different nuances you personally know about and correct them on
>>223208981>thinking employers care about your personal github in [current year]ngmi
>>223208981grim
>>223208975didn't use any of mine at my last job and when i left got a big payout
>>223209017He is displaying that he is able to leave his smelly bedroom which puts him above 99% of coders
>>223209031Come on mate I'm about to eat 400g of southern fried chicken steak things
omdnolan hates women
>>223208969Ok thank you
you would think plain black or white shoes without all the gay colours would be the basic cheap option but no. extra £40 to have them plain.
>>223207662You are sadistic to your own normal working body parts
>>223207783https://youtu.be/dk6spjF98No
>>223207643Leftypol on a fucking MAD ONE
>>223209057Elliott Page is a man
>>223209017what do they care about nowadays. i don't even have a linkedin
>>223209062Yes because you can style single colours more easily
>>223209057wow zenday and tom are both in it. corr wish i was a fly on their trailer wall when they were shagging on set
>>223209057imagine having to hope a nolan movie flops
>>223209080these are running shoes and runners seem to prefer loud flamboyant bright in-your-face neon coloursnever see any runners at races wearing simple all black creps
>>223209057Should have put Athena in a helmet I reckon
>>223209103it's the same principle behind high-vis jackets
>>223208981*scans the qr code and stands there looking at my phone for a sec then tries to stifle a laugh but the comedy of the situation makes me laugh uncontrollably as he's watching me look at his resume*
>>223209062Running is gay. May as well embrace it, queen.
>>223209101rorke is a cuck who seeks defeat so the real cuckoldry is him winning constantly reverse with leftypol they're both cuckolds. it's an S&M thing
>>223209103basically there are 2 parallel but distinct markets for trainers: one being runners who as you say like neon orange and stuff like that, and then the other market is your roadmen JD Sports types who buy a lot of trainers, all black, and will happily pay £160+ for the privilege (despite doing no athletic activities)
>>223208703Ruby using my face as her own personal sex toy
>>223209145Road men do a lot of athletic activities with your mum
>>223209062That's the price of conformity.
>>223209145running out a corner shop after stealing a vape is exercise
>>223209145*listens attentively*yeah i see, didn't think of that
bit of yank patter there
>>223209156done him
skin yardie goon lacing up his all-black brooks running shoes to shag rorke's mum
I don't have trainers anymoreSwapped them out for hiking shoes. I don't hike but I like how supportive they are on my feet, and the thick soles are good for working on uneven ground, which I do a lot
why do my lungs keep getting stronger from not running as much
>>223209186>>223209186>>223209186
>>223209145it's just that the plain ones fit more occasions and fits so will be more popular. supply and demand drives pricing
A Portilloesque late summer Sunday. You can feel Autumn creeping in.
>>223209145where do rorke's NB creps fit into this
Good riddance
>>223209076its all about who you know not what you knowlinkedin is a good start
>>223208849>still got her gloom-e-girl wrist tattooBased x
