paella edish
blatantly just wants to shag her son
>>223221752
dont get why people hate messi so much as someone who doesnt follow football in the slightest. just weird
which team is africa?
by issuing a yellow to the argie he has waylaid any suspicion for the inevitable spain red card. clever.
u fuck w that twin?
I can't take anyone seriously that thinks Budweiser is decent. I accidentally gained a drinking problem because it used to taste like water to me and drank it way too often
Hate Family Guy and South Park and The Simpsons and everything they spawned.
*clears throat*poo nigger
Can't wait to see Matt Damon go home in the Odyssey, bit like him going home in Interstellar, or going home in The Martian
https://youtu.be/A3S-24iAJFo?t=249they should score goals like this, make it entertaining
>>223221788/brit/ is an American Dad general
>>223221763hot
>>223221780think messi is probably the single most beloved football in the world in fact
dont know what the point in having a phone isno one ever messages or texts me
You are what you do, not what you say you'll do
>>223221780you crack me up cody
>>223221787Genuinely think it tastes nice.
>>223221809you can use it to take pictures and videos of children on public transport
>>223221795havent seen any of those
>>223221809scream thjis is me
Might quit nicotinebergBeen a long time coming but I'm dreading that unfocused tired feeling
Don't know about you but I want to see more of the Louis Vuitton trophy case
i got on my shit kickerssmoke coming out my fingers againcan't fuck with the physical world cause i comply with the powers that bi'm never over right now my stretchers rollin I'm in the white housethe black light house i'm above this life nowi'm beneath meraised on short notice by the powers that bhttps://youtu.be/wVSHMKizsgg
/brit/? DADDED
>>223221788yeah it's all slop for bored people with nothing better to watch or do
>>223221846yes, I do think its a coincidence actually
>>223221819it's piss m8 sorry x
>>223221809it's a two factor authentication machine
overslept and now have a terrible headache
>>223221863scream true
Bad luck wind been blowin' on my backI was born to bring trouble wherever I'm atWith the number '13' tattooed on my neckThat ink starts to itchBlack gon' turn to redI was born in the soul of miseryAnd I never had me a nameThey just give me a number when I was young
>>223221871woof woof
>>223221828i wont be doing that thank you>>223221830yes scream your lungs out>>223221863got a passkey on my computer for all that nowadays
>>223221780classic creg
right well or um
>>223221871also overslept today and i have to wake up early tomorrow fucksake
>>223221854watching live football is boring just stick to amazing goals/skills videos on youtube
>>223221862On a side note, piss is a weird name for flavourless easily drinkable beer because believe me piss is neither flavourless nor easy to drink.
>>223221904:/
>halftime showyank off why dont you, just bloody well sodding yank right off
the yanks on /sp/ are greatreally helps having that one guy who doesn't know anything about the sport to drop the hot takes that really make you think
rose said she would stream on saturday, i guess us winning agains't england mindbroke her.
slurping first half, hopefully someone scores in the 2nd
>>223221904dont like right well posters
>>223221846>raised on short notice by the powers that b
>>223221913
>>223221722------------NB R A V O------------L------------A------------N
>>223221923who is this angel
To be honest a half time show is welcome after that shit first half
Something's happening with yellow, and I aim to find out immediately
I drank my piss once as a teenager wasnt as horrible as i thought
Argentina will need to come out better in the 2nd half if they want to win this final
>>223221938they'll do nothing.
british when she feels like it
popeye, papainpopeye, papain
anime
feels shit having missed out on so much in life but you can't change the past just have to learn and move forward x
well there's a 20 minute wank clocked in
don't click that link
>>223221958right wellington
gabby logan wanking me to sleep
>>223221965sexiest women ever.>>223221973"All the time you spend tryin to get back what's been took from you there's more goin out the door. After a while you just try and get a tourniquet on it."
>>223221962If you ask me, if either team wants to win this game, they'll have to score a goal.
>>223221923Don't recognise this one, she's been posting in /fr/ again hasn't she
What is it
>>223221985tried to warn you
>US administration calls for an end to "Transgender Chips" aiming at the 'CHIPS and Science Act'
who are we rooting for i'm fat
um well thats a pooman
2 weeks after my infamous throwing up in the pub incident I am officially drinking again you’ll be happy to know
>>223221965she has 1 Argentine grandmother, that's it
>>223222001a man wanking furiously, standing on a mattress he then does a poo and smears it all over his body whilst continuing to energetically masturbate
>>223221997Right enough
>>223221923i miss her so much
no one care me
>>223222024i haven't been back to the pub i threw up in, punched a girl, and got knocked out by her (black) boyfriend
Do samaritans actually help if you feel suicidal lads, kind of don't know what to do. Don't enjoy being alive at all right now.
>>223221985exceptional post
>>223222053no you cant say that
>>223222016>who are we rooting forSpain obviously
gabby logan sex arse
>>223221937bed you feel bad now
>>223222069sorry to hear that yeah worth a punt i say
you either take a screenshot of the post on x, or i don't see itits as simple as that
>>223222069nah its just a sick prank and when you ring them it's just farmyard noises. chilling to think that is the last thing so many heard
>>223221973I regret not shagging when I was in college or in my early 20sI have a big willy, I was attractive, but raised Christian so wanted to save it all until marriage I gave in when I got my first gf at 17 but we were together for 3 years so only shagged her until I met my next gf when I was 22 who I ended up marrying
>>223222090this is going to be gay scat porn isn't it
big meeks sex arse
>England v France>Wellington v Napoleon>SOUL>Spain v Argentina>Franco v Hitler>Soullessmakes you think
>>223222085i would give her a long hug.
>>223221965should've never removed the buchal fat
>madonnashite>coldplayshite>sesame streetshite
I'm rooting for Argentina
love my nigerian igbo gf
The eves plans - poo, tea, porn, reading, general despondency at it looming
>>223222069tried therapy it was shit. i'm on meds now and they seem to work
>>223222069yeh they're worth giving a call
Aw hell yeah
what? the half time show isn't even in the stadium? its pre recorded videos?
Americans should never be allowed to host a world cup again
This really is disgraceful if you think about it
fuck the smithsshit music.
>>223222116>wanted to save it all until marriageuh y-yeah same, I'm just saving it for marriage *looks about nervously*
RONALDINDIO!
SAY DRAKE
screaming at ronaldo
rolandihndio
there is no new music now. only remixes
only like 5 games were played here, this is america's tournament, not ours, they did this
>xcancelyeah it's scat porn
This is so gay
>>223222182i hope he plays the bongo
THE STATE OF FAT RONALDO
is this normal for the world cup final or is this another american contribution?
pooing myself over this half-time show
Mad how speed has performed at more world cup finals than Ronaldo
is that the fucking muppets lol>>223222173fuck you mate.
>>223222115lel
>>223222205me when Im being bummed by a man
what is this woke nonsense
oh my god morrisey!
>>223222222
>>223222219no this is idiotic yank stuff there has never been anything like this
>>223222219amerikkkan innovation
faggotting myself to death
>>223222219have a guess mate
>>223222058Of all the retarded shit I’ve done whilst drunk I’m happy to say I’ve never hit a women (or been knocked out by a black lmao)
>>223222219we took a gay sport and made it gayer
how she looks like in real life after you see her pawg arse on instagram
>>223222080yeah I'm thinking Spain as well
who the fuck are these
need bts lined up in row begging me to fuck them up the arses
400 years from now this era will be looked back as globalist optimism over a united world speaking all kinds of languages
viva las malvinas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GcCFZs9ZrAhe's breaking it down like a boss
sexy chinese men time
>>223222139What does she smell like?
I'm married and only shagged my current wife and my gf of 3 years when I was 17What a waste
>>223222280never shagged anyone and I'm 34 years young
justin!!!!!
Might as well dig Ozzy up at this point
>>223222261impressive
JUSTIIIINNNNNNNNNNN
who the fuck is that meant to be
bustin jieber
>>223222274watching someone watch something is genuinely utterly insane
>>223222304this year mate
America is my favourite country but this is a nukable offence
Justin aka the raped
Bieber is kino tbf
THE GAMES GONE LADS, UTTERLY FUCKING GONE
oh my days yanks this is so fucking embarrassing
Even the jock twats must realise that it would be better for thousands of pissed up England fans booing every minute of this shite.
>>223222272>united world
where were you when madonna lipsynced in a dune buggy with ronaldo and ronaldinho
Kek at the neighbour girl who just loudly said "Que feo" (how ugly) when Justin Bieber popped up on the screen
my god, thank you america for doing this, its so bad but its so good too.
did he get a hair transplant? i swear he had the norwood reaper
morrisey!
worst thing ive ever seen in my life. kill all americans immediately. eviscerate every active music artist with more than 20 million monthly listeners on spotify
This is dreadful
more like GAYpop amirite
>Madonna was aged 7 when England won the World Cup.
Well this has slowed down the tempo of the show hasn't it. Love a silent stadium
>>223222122who is this bloody woman
why did they choose this depressing ass song for half time of a sporting event?
>>223222342remember tiktok had some yank bird moaning at the english booing hydration breaks because she thought they we booing the concept of hydration
>>223222272leftypol's wet dream
hahaha what are we like fucking hell
england should have won just to shut this shit down
finally some shakira
shakaria is based
Wanking to Shakira in my newly purchased first home
Rorke seethinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-uEx_hEXAM
nooooooo bring justin back
>>223222304Plenty of time fella I lost my virginity at 26 and got married at 29
at least shakira is peng
get the fat black women in
YOU CAN SHOVE YA HALF TIME SHOW UP YOUR ARSESHOVE YA HALF TIME SHOW UP YOUR ARSE SHOVE YA HALF TIME SHOW UP YOUR ARSEYOU CAN SHOVE YA HALF TIME SHOW UP YOUR ARSE
Phwoar
>>223222399>in their own country?RPG them in the ocean, we're full
Just the money Jack White gets for 7 Nation Army getting played at sport events would make me a multi millionaire
mad how good looking she is still
shakira is 50
Rorke's hips don't like
shakira would get it RIGHT up her ARSE
>reckon it would be a good idea for us to force a halftime show into the biggest game of the year for no reason whatsoever>stands are full of pissed up argies ranting about las malvinas and spaniards reciting brit balcony stats? yeah send out justin bieber with an acoustic guitarkill yanks obliterate north america reduce the western hemisphere to smeg and ash
Pique cheated on this woman
i feel like they couldve got much more relevant music, or music that is more appealing to the people actually there. why is there no daddy yankee, dont the hispanics love him? he has that one song
>>223222425fuck off back to /britfeel/
shakaria has aged like fine wine, still works dem hips <3
>>223222420that's grim mate
Rorke's brother in law everybody!
>>223222454fell out with messi tooabsolute blunderer
Respectfully, I would sex Shakira.Mental how long she's been hot for.Wanked to the hips don't lie music video when I was but a nipper.
Obligatory nigrofest
>>223222304its never too late
lass to the right of shakira shitting nora
shakira shakira
why do americans love this slop so much
i'd shag some of these to be fair
in prehistoric times shakira would be old enough to be a sage wisewoman like figure
>>223222455everyone likes shakirasee: this thread
pissraeli randomly decided to show up and run interference for the halftime show
>>223222500>>223222500>>223222500new
>>223222480all that hip shaking keeps her young
>>223222498Dagos love it as well, souless goyim
>>223222499right um
>>223222499are you watching with a delay?
go globalism!
>>223222498The US government has been sabotaging the US education system for decades
/brit/ all took a break from shitting on yanksshakira got them mesmerised lol
Anyone else notice that none of those wains are white
>>223222519what are you doing nibba
The fucking nerve of yanks who bombed a fucking all girls school in Iran and are complicit in Israel’s genocide to do a World Cup half time show based around “love”
>>223222384No idea mate, i want to know myself
were no white children available or are there simply none left in America?
>>223222498yanks dont watch sports for the sport, they watch it for commercials and spectacle
>>223222544>a fucking all girls schoolsign me up!
>not a single white childand i thought it was bad in the yookay
rorke crying over the half time show despite the fact he has never watched football before
>>223222538Thats why she was on lastSmart
Where was Coldplay
>>223222541making the new
>>223222544Have a day off
>>223222499Talking about the women with shakira right? right??
>>223222498decades of mccarthyism
>>223222506yeah i made that post while justin was still playing, and i only started paying attention when the korean boyband came onwhile shakira is good, i still think they couldve done better
ayo that was a W half time show bruh, Ws in the chat.
oh my days the bbc is shilling itself
le funny indian man!!a joke from him:>england... is racist!!!
well said jez
rorke got so mad about the half time show that he brought up geopolitics kek
Nobody remembers Robbie Williams and that makes me sad
>>223222519don't make early news!
right well that's the fucking door handle of my car snapped off isn't it fuck sakeone thing after a bloody nother
what are the chances the orange retard fell asleep
>>223222604looks like an ad for a bunch of slop
what is this BBC advert? I pay a licence fee to not see this stuff
modern british humour be like le funny quirky brown man
we're already watching the bbc m8 you don't need to advertise
i let my stream lag behind a little. by the time the ads come on, i can skip 30~ seconds of them. i think its worth it.
>>223222624not against the rules is it
reminder dua's champions league opening was far betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77dNiepJ6iw
>>223222610agree but... drop the "all arm sales to" part, got it?
>>223222623mrts doubtfire is a great filum
Where is Huw Edwards
it was all over when they rolled out those ugly fucking kidswhat exactly had they done in their short miserable lives that made them think they deserved to share stage with ronaldinho and miss piggy
>>223222584Sorry I care about kids being murdered
look, dua lipa!!you lads love her don't you
>>223222646i'm watching it on itv
join us again for the Weakest Link.*winks*goodbye.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ROMESH
>>223222650it is actually im afraid
>bbc dont show ads>they suck their own dick instead and charge us more than netflix
Can this Tamil twatger shut the fuck up for once
>>223222656love the scene where she peels her skin off and dances
>>223222623that little monkey fella?
romesh flummoxing the freeloaders right now
what on earth was that
>>223222693nope
>>223222687fancied her a little bit as a youth
I don't even have a loicence
>everyone on this BBC promo being an insufferable midwit 'celebrity'I hate them so much
what has the BBC ever done for us?
Well done you mad Scouse twat
>>223222682then you can't see the advert for the bbc on the bbc so my point stands it just wasn't directed at you
aha rooney
Ronaldinho just riding around in a car with his smile while madonna with her freakish monster face dancing behind her was kino
>>223222489no need for thatbirth rates are already low
BASED ROONEY
romesh supporting pro-israel BBC
Screaming
that was hilarious
>>223222687Fuck this anti Welsh BITCH
one on the right was built for my cock
>>223222709that one guy from Backstreet Boys
bring back justin bieber!
oh my days rooney just said he thought it was all crap kek, based scouser
i refuse to watch tv outside of the 2 hour slots in which football games are played in order to avoid pozzed shit and retarded advertising, and ive been subject to both of those things while trying to watch the fucking world cup final. cant have anything man
>>223222742I'm surprised they resorted to this begging and not just made it law that everyone needs to pay regardless of tv ownership like they forced here
Based rooney
>i thought it was crap kek
Here your hydration break>Gabbie Logan shits and pisses
tv license people got me for watching the World Cup on iplayer after saying I don’t need a license and I’m now ‘under review’
just cancelled my tv licence
Are wazza was genuinely funny there
based rooney
wait, wasn't colplay going to be in the half time show too?
I wrote Macarena btw, living of royalties
This fucking song again lmao
new>>223222832>>223222832>>223222832
>>223222822nah their singer was just organising it
PAY UP PIGGIES
>>223222822Yeah I thought someone mentioned that
>>223222807*sits down with some popcorn*
>>223222814Bit racist
poo
>>223221966whomst
>>223222655LOL
hate niggers
