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Time for bed
>>223232382This is why I wrote it in English, you dumb foreigner!
>>223231977>>223232364Never going to happen. Indians in India already have a sub-replacement fertility rate, and it drops even lower when they move to the West. They get exploited for their labour like slaves, and then their DNA is wiped from the gene pool for eternity. Why they would want this fate, who knows.
see last breadingtonbergshire for anya taylor joy responsealso hairfta wonder why so many canadians have jeet derangement syndrome >>223232400corr gud kittingtonshire
>>223232450One thing about Indian diaspora is that they are very weirdly proud to be our sepoy slaves here
>>223232487they're obsessed with White people. it's no lie, like they are legitimately upset that Whites hate being around them.
jeet hate hours are running long today, you're cutting into tranny hate hours
canadian jeet derangement syndrome is all part of a mark carney psyopyoure playing into their hands
i think its crazy how important borrowing money is to the economy, i could never even imagine myself borrowing any money but apparently everyone else is doing it
>>223232450Crazy that you believe your extremely leftist government is truly going to stop importing them forever
>>223232554I watched Project Hail MaryI was surprised you liked it because it's clearly a chick-flick It was alright though, very cheesy in some parts but it was alrightYou can live a little longer
india is proof we need arranged marriages or humanity wont survive
>>223232554you don't even have a job, start with that and things will make more sense
>>223232556The Laurentian Elite are not ideological. They only care about power. Migration reached a level where the migrants started forming ethnic parties and trying to overthrow the Laurentian Elite, and what do you know, the migration stopped.
>>223232554Business idea: loan money at high interest rates to lots of people
We need to release more microplastics into the water the sterility its causing is not enough 8 billion is an absolutely absurd and unsustainable number
>>223232581only works if you're powerful enough to seize their assets after they cant pay
how this scottish nigga so damn fast tho fr
I am an elite. I have dined with Epstein. We are not monsters. We are people just like you
The more I listen to the old testament the more I feel like it was written by a people to justify some horrible atrocity they committed and the new testament was just a celtic/pagan's way of appropriating their religious beliefs and also trolling jews
>>223232570if you were a jeetess you wouldn't date a jeet if you could help it.
>>223232602>if you're powerful enough to seize their assetsA gun works pretty well as a strong motivator
>>223232608
>>223232554borrowing and lending is just a higher level of economic liquididization, just like how fiat money is more liquidizated than bargaining and what do you callit cant rember name. just swapping stuff
>>223232634there's no way that's his real name
>>223232634Based gout gout
>>223232651It is
>>223232662bro looks like the shriveled head on the back of the exile on mainstreet album sleeve
>>223232662>sportSEXplain
>>223232646It's better thought of as a technology for empowering those with ideas I'd say
The thing about bronze age religioids is that they seem to view other religions gods as real but Iike lesser entities. It's often like my god is stronger and can bench more than your godSeems like that's kinda how they actually saw things
>>223232646>and what do you callit cant rember name. just swapping stuffBarter
>>223232696That sounds quite a bit like Hinduism and Shinto for two
>>223232634>>223232662Insane Norwood situation for an 18yo
(Back shot of a naked female goblin pushing a glowing purple jewel cristal up her ass, turning her back, bending over a counter, dark room, from behind, spread asscheeks, finger on the gem, goth goblin, curly hair, panties slid down, nsfw)
I mean I could but why would I want to?
>trying to look up some guy with whom I went to grade school to see what he’s up to>he has the same name as some American Z-list celebrity from 40 years ago >Google keeps overriding my search and bringing in results for that minor celebrity, even when I try to add clarifiers like my home city to the search terms
>>223232748No you couldn't.
just smoked weedcan i get a w in the chat
>>223232739umm if she puts a crystal up her ass wouldn't she be glowing
>>223232790BROOOOOO!!!SMOKE BREAK!
but I'm already tracer!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSb14XGzkrs
https://github.com/iptv-org/iptvwow, a thousand channels of free tv from around the world, and there's STILL nothing worth watching!
>>223232928Have you tried North Korean TV
americans bully me online and call me piglet piggy pig fatty fat and make me oink
Listening to Gracie Abram's album and it makes me sad
>>223232978Addy and Livvy mog her
>>223232994why do you hate her idgi
>>223232791The ai slopper fucks that up hard and just adds random pieces of glowing caca everywhere
KMFDM good for lifting
>>223233011Anyone that shits on what made them famous is cringe tbqh
>>223232994stop making me fat
I'm still disturbed by another (also) Mexican anon who posted the coordinates to a supposed mass grave in here, recently. I don't know what he hoped to achieve with that.
>>223232928does this work on a tv
noooo you cant show an id to vote but your computer os should need it to verify your age
>>223233069Posted that to /cum/, or do you just mean 4chan in general
>>223233057it also killed any acting prospect he ever had outside of being sheldon
>>223233073
No, I meant another /int/ post... Did you not see it? It had a glitchy Pepe picture.
>>223233069honeypot
>>223233094NANI
>>223233094I didn't mention >>223233079.
i have a nazi kink with the germans
>>223232881Me when I eat too many wheat thins
>>223233072yes if you hook your computer up to a tv
I'll never buy a TV with chinese spyware OS
>>223232966all I can find is kpop but maybe there's some nork stuff hidden in there
>>223233210I have a Korean TV
>>223233233wait nvm i found the nork stuff haha no subtitles. search function sucks in vlc I guess
>>223232928I clicked on "Kino TV HD" and it was actually kino...
It's goon time
thread just died
>>223233486If I only I had good reason but I don't
perhaps this is how cum dies, not with a bang but with a whimper
Smashburgers
Smash Mouth
HEY NOW YOU'RE AN ALL STAR
Who let the dogs out
GayI will make us all obscurantist
>>223233647ur mum
See
The goon session that saved /cum/ and dare I say it /int/ in general
I miss him so much bros...
>>223233841Serb poster? Me too
I'm beginning to think margarita cocktails are a rare commodity in this country, I can't find em anywhere. I'm not drinking anymore this year, I'm just probing for future reference.
>>223233887IF ONLY I HAD A GOOD REASON IF ONLY HE CHOSE YOU AND NOT ME
i think the christian zionists believe that jews must rule the world before jesus comes back to BTTFO so they don't see any point in fighting it and actually want to help themabrahamism is a mental sickness
gonna goon. that's all there is to do in this bitch of a life.
I'm going to the breakfast buffet in the morning
Dvorak, Symphony No. 9 in E Minor, IV. Allegro ("March of the Chuds")
>>223234107Then its best to get some sleep
>>223234153It opens in 6 hours. I'll be good.
My middle school "girl next door's" husbando was Jack Sparrow. Which was a solid pick all things considered
LOL
Daughter from Hell
How are you guys doing tonight? Alright? I'm just feeling down, don't know why.
>>223234428It's morning
>lat ded>insomniacan you guys recommend me a movie
>>223234517Watch Playtime
“Our age of Atom… is splitting”
jfaoframoek gar
>>223234475The sun isn't up yet, it's still night.
Does anyone have distorted singing pepe with visible teeth and gums. I have a post to make.
which pizza chain has the best garlic butter, lets find out today!
Jannies on /v/ deleted a thread that I made a banger ass reply to before it got any replies.
What's cooking, sisters?
On the east coast these are known as "bookbags" on the west they are "backpacks"
>>223235300I call them backpacks
>>223235300By the end of high school I had stopped taking one entirely because my locker was in such a good location
Lots of rain and thunder outside
sleep all day/cum/ all nightnot real cum though because i quit masturbating
Real mfers call them bagpacks
I wish I had a cute short india latina lady to wake up early and cook me eggs and chorizo with beans and avocado on the side and homemade salsa with corn tortillas and sour cream and queso ranchero and a glass bottle coke for breakfast before i go to my grueling 12 hour construction job with my amigos where we grill up carne asada and more tortillas and cokes and a few modelos during our 2 hour lunch before I die of a diabetic stroke at the age of 67. Ugh.
Americans got that explosive diarrhea parasite
>>223232380UMERDAhttps://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1671/82/1671828769362.jpg
>>223236579Had taco smell 10 days ago and didn't get it. Such cases
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Wake up I'm bored
>>223238463I feel like he should have actually hit him
I just now learned Sonny Corleone and Walter Hobbs were played by the same actor but it totally checks out
>>223235300I grew up in the midwest and all the kids said backpack. I only ever heard teachers bookbag, so I assumed it was more of a old timey word.
>>223238598James Caan was really famous in the late 20th century, everyone knew who he was
unbearably horny at all times despite my advanced unc age and trveceldommy life is a portrait of pain and the artist is society
Skeleton jelly skeleton jelly I am skeleton jelly
>>223239455a while ago I got that entire comic album called Microforce off TPB but I seem to have deleted it and now there're no more seeders :/ too bad, I used to love alternative comics and still do somewhat.
>>223239384iktf bro except the incel bit
or, comic book, comic album is an ESLism
I’m pretty much a bugaboo
Living with my parents has gotten difficult My mom rearranges stuff and forgets where it is and they have no concept of planning stuff out
hello
>>223239601>t.
visited gymstein today
>>223240249is there anybody in there
>>223238598Didja know he's also a jew
I'm so glad the povertyball Superbowl is over and there won't be another one for years
What the fuck is this place coming to
Going to Dagestan. Don’t forget me
World needs plenty of bartenders.
Have to babysit my niece today I honestly have no clue what I'm doing. I'm way too irresponsible. This was kinda thrust upon me suddenly. I guess I should cook breakfast or something.
I just got fired. Going home now
>>223240765What did you do to get fired
>>223240802He said it just wasn’t working out . They’ve tried everything
Getting fired on a Monday is so liberating
>>223240821What kind of work was it?
>>223240848HVAC
>>223240876>>223240765you'll definitely get a better job. good luck
>>223240876Oh man, that's a good gig, too. You'll bounce back, buddy
>>223232380what is this gay shit
>>223240765i'm sorry, bro. hope you land on your feet.
>Asks what is this then proceeds to describe exactly what it is
>>223237928You made God kill my son o algo
>>223236579We have an outbreak too albeit, we just need Mexico to join in so we can be /cum/shitbros together
I was only able to file for unemployment one time in my life and lemme tell ya, it was fucking cush. I stayed at home all day playing videogames then around 3 pm id lazily walk to the store and grab a bottle of wine, id come home and cook dinner listening to my favorite podcasts and then eat watching TV and sipping wine. This went on for months and it was one of the happiest times of my life
>>223238463are those gen z?
Money money all anyone cares about is money. It's the only thing that matters in reality. Family and friends and all that shit none of it matters, only money. I am such a fucking idiot I left a good paying job because I thought there was more to life than $$$. I was wrong. So entirely hilariously wrong. Money that's it. That's the only God here. I'm gonna try risky gambling or something because at this point if I don't make a decent amount of money very fast I might as well kill myself. I used to think it was so crazy that people committed suicide for financial reasons, but I understand it now. Genuinely my plan at this point is gather what cash i can and just gamble it all and if I win, good, if not I'm just gonna go jump in front of a train
>>223241107
My own family fucks me over constantly. I spent my last dollars yesterday on gas to drive somewhere for my family to pick up my family. They always say they'll pay me back but then it just never happens. I'm 100% broke I have $0.00. Now I can't even work because no one else is around so I have to stay home instead of working to watch my niece. Then have the audacity to call me this morning, knowing I can't work because they have me babysitting, and start rattling off a bunch of expenses and bills and other shit that I need to pay "by friday". Such total bullshit. I'm gonna write a list of expenses and bills and leave that as my suicide note
>>223241186don't do that
"Hey anon, I know you need to work, but we need you to not work M - F because you're the only one who can watch the kid". Monday morning: "hey here's a list of money you owe me. I'll be expecting it by Friday".Lmfao. Just lmfao
>>223241165>t.
My parents let me stay in their place and they're not there every day but they've been there more often lately and have been a little difficult because mom has neurodegenerative issues
If you don't have children people don't value your time at all. You're just a resource to pull from. I watched them do the same thing to my older brother for years they drained him, sucked him dry of everything he had. He works literally like 3 jobs plus gigs, he was constantly working 24/7, then they casually expect him to just pay for everything. They even used his house constantly and just took him for granted.
>>223241251
>>223240876You got this anon. Today you should just take it easy and relax, do whatever the hell you want or feel like doing
>>223241370i wont
Monday morning financial woes /cum/ edition
>>223241334This goes for the government as well. If you shit out a bunch of kids you can't afford you get tax breaks and welfare but if you're just a single guy tryna make it you get taxed to fuck and back
Subbed to this Japanese massage therapist weirdo who posts videos of feetSo far so good but today he uploaded a video titled “endoscopy of a cute woman” and it’s literally just a shit resolution endoscopy camera video overlayed with royalty free happy go lucky guitar musicJapanese niggas STEADY on some different kind of fucked up shit
I'm doing relatively well. I saved $1,000 from last year's tax return and still have it. But now I gotta buy a gun for work, and a belt and holster and it's gonna eat through most of it but I'll be getting paid a lot more armed plus there's choke overtime at my job right now
seagulls lowk loud af
>i svffer in usa
BILLY! GOD DAMMIT!
gonna attempt my first marathon on wednesday
>>223241410Except having and raising kids is like another job.
>me sipping 'ffee waiting for the thread to wake up
were any of you in special ed
too many employed ppl here
>>223241751My name's Edward and that was my nickname in high school
Sometimes I feel pathetic for spewing my thoughts here. It’s parasocial. I don’t have much else except momberg to talk to.
>>223241776now I feel pathetic
I might not have sex, but I'll be damned if I'm not gonna have a job and buy everything I want. That's the consolation prize
>>223241767grim
Youse guys need to wake up
I'm rockin the ones and twos here with my main man DJ Special Ed
>>223241813>>223241817It is what it is.
>>223241854Workday morning /cum/ is chill. Lunch-afternoon is /pol/bait. Evenings are chill again.
10 years ago New Orleans was the most dangerous, deadliest city in the USA.Today, based on the crime stats, Memphis is the most dangerous major US city.Top 10 is:>Memphis >Detroit>Baltimore >Albuquerque >Saint Louis>Oakland>New Orleans>Milwaukee >Chicago>Philadelphia
Just catched Obsession. It's never explained why he has a prescription to oxys
>>223241751Lmao look at this old ahh unc, they call that shit resource or sumn now
>>223241997Wow I don't live in any of those so I don't fucking care
>>223242044You wanna talk like a fuckin mulignan, I'll send you to Slip-and-Fall school
>>223241776>>223241813Lame ahh party poopers. I hate you.
Have you ever eaten a shit ton of gummies and had work call immediately afterward wanting you to come in?
>>223242049Wow okay, nobody asked
>>223242088you hate yourself crybaby
My boss is so fucking beautiful, like perfect classic beauty, I look at her like this
>>223242106>crybabylook at your posts, dumb queers
>NowlinsWe call that San Denee ‘round heah.
>>223242133it's ok to be vulnerable sometimes
Does anyone want to go to the range after work and convert money to noise and shredded paper?
>>223242144bet u moan when you wipe your butt.
>St. DenisHe's the patron saint of headaches, you know. Really. Look it up.
>>223242168t.closet queen
>>223242168LMAO
>queenlike the rock band?
You can't tell them if they don't know.
>>223242174Saints are kino, wish protestants didn't seethe so much over them
>>223242088It is the human condition to want more than what you have. I have easy access to portals where I can semi-anonymously share my thoughts with others. What I do not have is known individuals who I rely on and who rely on me in turn. The normality of my situation does not make it any less tragic. Worse still, I yearn to change my fate yet lack the will to do so.
Dairy Queen
drinking a perrier
>>223242286
>>223242314U mad?
W or L?
Catholicism has been Thirdie coded since all the white people dropped it except the Irish.
>>223242336No, I just wanted to post the webbum. It really had nothing to do with what you said
I would pump a nigh endless stream of semen into the Mama
All of the onlyfans content creators I’ve investigated (on the free sites) post one or two images. They get all dressed up, take a bunch of photos, and post one it two. Why? Why not post 20 or 30 from different angles, with pose and expression variety? I would be such a good OF hoe if I was female.
got the wordle in 2. i am that nigga
>>223242375you mad as fuck pussy
>>223232380My foreman got angry because I used the words futility and reprieve. I think it's funny a person can get angry at saying the rain will give us no reprieve
>>223242453because the other 25 are accessible by subscribing to their paid OF account
Good day sirs
>>223242740morning
BREAKING! NJ governor: 'We need more capocollo right over here.', as fat & nitrates shortages hit the NE part of the state.
>>223242740You got a days work for me?
>>223242351Anon forgot Poland
Update: webms now work on IPhone again
>>223242453All of those profiles are run by agencies where jeets do everything. They scout hoes on social media then make them take like 20 pictures in total and just keep recycling that, I am surprised that the site hasn't been in some major class action lawsuit yet
feet
>>223242821Nah nigga the world forgot Poland
>>223241997Baltimore is WAAY down from a few years ago
says loving her is just a sip away
>>223242417not fer mewomen are so vapidcannae be daein dealin wiv dat
this is what the arctic ice looks like rn
Looking at Asian girls again on Pinterest, it's just making me sad now
>>223243003bet the canadistanis of /cum/ cannae wait for it to melt completely and wash away to their deaths 1.5 billion jeetans of the jeet empiretruly beggars the beliefinghamshires why canada has jeet derangement syndrome
>>223243003open artic sea soon
>>223243003'member when they used to say we'd have an ice free Arctic soon?
>>223243064It's insanity that none of them even want to look like this now
>>223243067You said something about 'exegetising a poopingham' earlier and that was the only time I laughed
It turns out that 10/10 people don't actually get approached that often so that's why they might end up with unlooksmatched bfs/gfs
>>223242846didn't ask
>>223243167>10/10 people don't actually get approached that oftenThis is an urban legend
Watching these black women do a dance battle
You got me mad tight my heart
>>223243207guess I'll never know
5'6
How could it be rigged if they lost
The Council of Braincells has unanimously agreed upon the booking of a flight to Wuhan immediately upon securing of necessary funds. The meeting is adjourned.
>Taylor Swift - The Fate of Ophelia - 461 million views in 9 months>Shakira - Dei Dei - 480 million views in 1 monthWtf.
>>223243582Shakira is hot, Taylor is mid
>literally who: random number >literally who: random number Wtf
>>223243582when stacy's mom mogs stacy
>>223243512You need a visa to visit there which is a pain to get if you don't live near a major city with a processing place
>>223243602t. Kanyehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLGGdib-Clg
>>223243602Taylor is a goddess.
Took a big poop
>>223243582Thirdiekick is more popular than Canadians and Americans realize
I don't knowwww if she's gonna come or gonna gooooo
Brunch is smoked herring and cream cheese on a homemade sourdough bagel with some onions, two boiled eggs, some sauerkraut, and a fermented pickle
>>223243736Homosexual
>>223243769Got his gay ahh
I don't want to do SHIT today FUCK
Brunch is a russet potato that I'm eating plain like a banana
might not go to the gym today because i've got a bit of a migraine, every time i use one of those furry blankets i get a headache
>>223243792Fucking bum
Do you need that holder sign on your license plate? Can you just screw the license plate on directly?
>>223243736hell yeah
Had a weird dream where my roommates accused me of pooping my bed
Homer has done it again.He let the Barts out.
hydration break
lets hope its not a jeet woman next time
British Backrooms
>>223243988Bone chilling
I used to get teased in middle school for having a disturbingly deep voice
My friend, grown man in his 30s, told me he has already watched the backrooms 3 times and its his favorite movie of all time
>>223244058Some people are just odd
Pretty pale girls with dark hair *chef's kiss*
the re-design is shit
>>223244058I know a guy in his 50s who said fast times at ridgemont high was his favorite movie. What a creep
I CAN'T GET NO SLEEPhttps://youtu.be/P8JEm4d6Wu4
>>223244294https://youtu.be/5gTQgsj3L7M
>>223243904i woke up in the middle of my dream last night, I could tell them what the dream will happens next, it's called lucid dreaming or astral projection
>>223244341Too busy listening to my own shit sorry m8 https://youtu.be/f93K4UTsfos
When talking to European, I like to casually play up the stereotypes about America.>Yea my town is pretty safe, we only had 1 school shooting, and our murder rate is pretty low, at around 7 per 100,000
>>223244399this is why youre never going to make itmy stuff > your stuff
Just realized that I was quite silly for not learning at least how to read in French and Latin and for putting it off because I thought it would require fluent audio comprehension and speaking speed proficiency and a natural accent etc etcMaybe the 'imitating a baby' method is actually the wrong way to go about it. When we're babies and learn our first language, we go by listening, then speaking, then writing, and then reading out loud, then reading silently. As an adult, it would perhaps be better to read silently to an adequate degree, then progress (if even necessary) down the rungs of skills. I will literally never have a spoken conversation in French or Latin, so there is no point to even practicing it. This reduces the mental load considerably and also the time expense, and it gives me a clear direction to focus on.
>>223244413Weird
I told myself I would jerk off but I now longer feel like doing it
>>223244454you let us all down
The peethiopian was talmbout sewerside last night :/
I wonder how long my ear wax plugs are.
>>223243988i'm gonna be having nightmares for weeks
I have completely lost control of my life. I'm spiraling rapidly towards rock bottom. My bank account is currently at $0.00. I'm behind on car payments to the point it's probably gonna get repo'd. I haven't had a haircut in over a year. My clothes are all falling apart and I basically wear rags. I'm unemployed other than driving Uber. I am heavily addicted to synthetic opiate which DEA is banning in 2 weeks. I went to do Laundry and when I picked up the pile of dirty clothes in the corner of my room, to my horror there was an old cat food container filled with mold and maggots. There's thousands of them and this gooey brown substance all over them. Smell was atrocious. I took them outside and just hosed the fuck out of them but to be honest I don't think they can be salvaged, so now I don't even have hardly any clothing left. My arms and legs are covered in open wounds from scratching so much. My cat shit on my bed three days in a row, and then shit on my favorite shirt. He also ran outside and returned with fleas which I don't think I've managed yet to get rid of them all. I think it's time to kms myself.
I'm gonna puke.
When I dance they call me macarena and the boys they say que soy buena
I'm hiding out in the bathroom right now. I'm supposed to be watching my 10yr old niece. For now she's just playing minecraft in the living room. At least I managed to cook breakfast for her. The first thing I've done successfully all year.
>>223244551>I am heavily addicted to synthetic opiate which DEA is banning in 2 weeks.Sounds like better times are coming friend, turn your face to the sun and your shadows will fall behind you
>>223244568That's fucking disgusting.
>>223244568thats the most canadian thing ive ever seenthey just have to add curry to it now
>>223244593the fuck is your problem
>>223244595The withdrawals are hell on earth but yes. Thankfully I will have no choice but to get sober. I tried a few days ago and nearly went to the ER it was so bad.>>223244625I'm a fuckup retard junkie piece of trash waste of human life
>>223244568Did you know that kraft dinner is considered Canada's national dish?
>>223244551You need to enroll in Hustlers University
>>223244658I need to enroll a bullet into my fucking retard skull. Actually I am enrolled in WGU for computer science. But I'm probably gonna fail out at this rate
Idea: sex with hot chuddy zoomer girls
>>223244568Saw this in the store on the weekend, very odd product
>>223244551For starters: Kill the cat, quit your addiction
To the floor, and I'm the only one who steals your eyesWho steals your eyes
I need to quit smoking weed before I start my new job
I don't know if my membership is still active but I'm finna go to the gym and see what happens
>>223244896i've smoked weed everyday for the last six years. i haven't had any since thursday. my dreams have been intense but otherwise it hasn't been so bad.
https://youtu.be/366CV87TguE
>>223244934Why’d you quit?
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