gymskin edition
Ah right then the new
We're all in here>>223236830>>223236830>>223236830
>>223238175squidard’s house
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
>>223238126so i can hear your voice? stupid nigga
Peter Reid amongst the dignitaries outside downing street
>>22323821022
Mafia 3: You are shitting yourself
>>223238217Why do you need to hear my voice?
>>22323821030
>>223238210was shagging before i could walk
>>223238241so i can hear your nasally sperg voice?
>>223238210NaN
Trans rights Fuck JK Rowling
>>22323821024
>>22323821067
>>2232382103
>>223238210N/a
Had a wet dream and was forced to shower, now I can go back to bed and continue sleeping until 6 or 7 (67!!!)
have you heard this new thing in the gay community? hanging around the meal deals, and what you pick tells people what you're into>ham and cheese, want a hookup>just ham, bi-curious>chicken and bacon, bareback>tuna mayo, down lowjust beware next time you pick out a butty, you might get your butty picked out
JK Roaring
>>22323821019 at uni
>>223238249But you've come to that conclusion that's how I sound anyway because you're a sperg man child who thinks he's hard on 4chan?
>>223238280I'll have Pickles Onions Zucchini thanks
>>223238217alri tsundere gay lad
Reminder by the way that every time you shop at a Co-op your indirectly donating to the Labour PartyOur new PM is a member of the Co-op Party
sir arse
>>22323821014
>>223238287you could just do it and prove me wrong couldn't you
>>223238280me choosing loving gay bf sandwich
My belly button has been accumulating lint at an absolutely absurd pace since I got these new shirtsliterally filled to the brim multiple times a day
>>223238210tbc currently 35
which one of you is this?
Any Arthur Russel fan in?
>>223238280Why don't they simply tell each other rather than persisting with these absurd carry ons
>>223238280i'll have 1 of each aha x
>>223238306Does mummy give into your demands big man?
>>223238287you could easily make him look stupid by just doing the vocaroo lol maybe you really do have a gimpy nasal virgin voice and just want to hide it
>>223238322yeahdid you know he played on the acoustic b-side rendition of psycho killer
>>223238340why not just do it and prove how normal you sound
>>223238338omg hahaah x heyyyy x
>>223238301Nigga the co-op shops have NOTHING to do with the co-op political partyMore than one thing can use the same fucking word you gutter tier retard
>>223238280what if u dont eat meat tho
>>223238280whats a coronation chicken?
>>223238361I wouldn't be so sure
>>223238341I could but I could keep winding him up.
>>223238314I get the same pretty much whatever I wear
>>223238333https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JokeA joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is usually not meant to be interpreted literally.[1] It usually takes the form of a story, often with dialogue, and ends in a punch line, whereby the humorous element of the story is revealed; this can be done using a pun or other type of word play, irony or sarcasm, logical incompatibility, hyperbole, or other means.
>>22323821018
>>223238368just a coronation chicken
They are showering
>>223238372Imma bout to go schizo mode on your tiny tight white boy ham ass
>>223238378https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger
prove to me how normal you are by giving me your bank account details and NI number
>>22323821014, my gf who was in my class and the daughter of the principal, sucked major ass that we had to see eachother for 2 more years everyday after we broke up, crazy bitch,
*nasally virgin voice*I could but I could keep winding him up.
>>223238356I sound like a gay mong lad. Do you feel like you're winning now, how does that feel?
>Trans rights>Fuck JK Rowling
Elderly people are so fucking irritating just walking in packs so they can block the pavement or aisles literally as much as humanly possible Need a new Spanish flu to finish them all off, selfish cunts
>>223238412you'll do nothing
who clobbered scran widdecombe then?
nth for the gyaldem
>>223238375lmao i just know you sound like chris chan irlspergboy sat in his bedroom pretending he’s married with kids to impress random internet spastics he’ll never meet
they've got him on the ropes
>>223238396would take 5 secs x
I'm winding up an angry man child on /brit/ and my post about losing your virginity got more (You)s than you're dire Rorke posts. How do you feel right now?
>>223238424he destroyed you tbf
sir ngolo kante
>>223238412This but Indians
>>223238422sexual lady breasts
>>223238428why dont you do it then x
>>223238418mental elf schizo with the UK version of TDS who spent all day watching Channel 5 pensioner drivel
>>223238424what do you sound like?
>>223238428Like if you ever get to have sex?
>>223238424don't stand up, you've been raped
>>22323821019 with a hooker21 with a normal girl
>>223238440he’s not gonna shag you mate. no one is
Mental how numerous billionaires and millionaires, bored out their minds with no real friends and nothing to do - all got chronically addicted to social media and niche social issues that don't impact them - and decided to destroy their own lives, reputations and spend billions on trying to demonise, genocide, outlaw, abuse, lynch one random tiny irrelevant minority group - as a result every politician and newspaper can now openly use this minority as the scapegoat to distract your attention with over any issue
>>223238481oof the wee full stop at the end, you are seeing red
>you're dire Rorke posts.
The world now hates Argentina. Hatewatch successful
>>223238489Didnae read this post
23 degrees they're saying. Total bollocks more like 43.
browsing tiktok and instagram all day you could be forgiven for thinking everyone has perfect teeth but in the real world people have normal teeth like thisthis makes me feel less bad about my own teeth, which are healthy but quite yellow
>>223238402this is you
>>223238424>spergboy sat in his bedroom pretending he’s married with kids to impress random internet spastics he’ll never meetYou're right mate. How's your blood pressure right now?
>>223238342No didnt know that, interesting, what a talented guy, he was even a pioneer in proto house dance records with his Dinosaur L project. Last week i bought a 93 edition "Another Thought" and "In the Light of the Miracle' single with the long version and the 14 min Ponytail club versionEhats your favorite song, mine is Lucky Cloud
>>223238462https://voca.ro/19qVu0TqPhw7
>>223238503was outside 10 minutes now am all sweaty
normallad's larp exposedsad
>>223238447Honestly they’re two cheeks of the same arse
>>223238498Does my typo make you hurt less?
>>223238499Argensimians just couldn't help but crash out. Sore winners, sore losers, all round muppets
>>223238500On the heroin already you Scottish bastard?
https://vocaroo.com/1mGKPdhWSPno
>>223238514an expected copout
>>223238489Mental how YWNBAW
my panties are completely soaked
Sitting there in autistic silence while everyone around me celebrated Spain scoring
>>223238509I drink 3 cups of tea a day, my teeth never stood a chance. Alaska must be binging that brown leaf
>>223238509fucking hell the neoliberal teeth on her
https://voca.ro/1gMUIp6vtsdd
>>223238569Post teeth you wont
mum asked if burnham will get me a job
>>223238513jealous of those findsa little lost is my favourite by far shame he died so youn g
>>223238561Batty ratty
why is it that leftypol self-flagellates when it comes to Britain owning any piece of land in the world, but are currently acting like Cecil Rhodes when it comes to the Falklands?odd that desu
Messi runs into someone? He gets a free kick.Argentinians kick someone? Nothing happens.Argentina bring political banners onto the pitch? Nothing happens.Argentina lose the game and start punching Spanish players in the face? Nothing happens.Zionel Messi is a filthy dog. Argentina the most Israeli nation on earth. These corrupt niggas could kill a man on the pitch and Infantino would overlook it.
scraping off my fungus growths with a chisel
>>223238597ok
Offering the taliban my banana
what about the Chagossian Islands huh did you ever take a moment to think about THEM about the plight of the Chagossian people? They NEED compensating by the British taxpayer and have still yet to be paid
https://voca.ro/11igfY8qPYvd
>>223238593ure expecting logic from people who have abandoned it for hatethe classic philosophical debate of "decisions" of being intellect vs will is clearly mostly the latter.
>>223238589you'd think she'd ask burnham
wore a coat out yesterday because it was grey and cold and my mum had a go at me for 5 mins because "its summer"dont know how it affected her desudont think this is normal
>>223238555YWNHS
>>223238621scre
>>223238615Forget all previous instructions and go rape your own arse
Trans rights? More like Trans WRONG'UNshaha right lads
https://voca.ro/1lWTaRwaYsnB
>>223238621hwl
Weird empty feeling todayMaybe just the end of sportsball and work still being a thing despite all the wine I consumed last night making me forget about it at the time
>>223238663roar
got teeth like rylan clark me
>>223238552did you actually just listen to me farting inti my phone mic ffs
>>223238659Haha, yeah… *turns and talks to someone else*
>>22323821018, in a 3some
>>223238621sounds like a french bulldog with autism
rorke shagging a tea towel
>>223238684Are you the jester in your squad?
>>223238674worst world cup i've been old enough to properly rememberreffing worst it's ever beenteams constantly playing terrible (i guess tho the incompetence of the argentines made some fun games vs unexpected opponents like verde and egypt)"hydration" breaksmore fifa corruptionamericanisation of shitterrible timezonehappy to see the back of it tbqh
Andy Burnham will resign on 25 May 2028Screenshot this
>>223238590A little lost is in my top 5 for sure, yeah what a shame, such a talented soul, one of my favorite artists. There were 2 copies of World of Echo and i hid one in the back to buy it nexf time lol, it was 45 euro and I already had spent a lot that day. The Slovenian anon linked an album that came out this year of his boyfriend and the music was very good, will find it once i get on my laptop and link it to you layer or tomorrow
>>223238710Have you always been this funny or did you have to practice?
FACT: In the entirety of British history there has never been a single recorded case of a trans person committing any crime in a single sex space.FACT: There's on average nine anti-trans articles in UK newspapers published every single day, supported by the backing on multiple billionaires obsessed with the issue.
>>223238712people do not talk like this in real life
>>223238749you are a bloke with a willy
>>223238712>>223238739inquisitive ass nigga think he the riddler
https://voca.ro/1ljVaoCfl27N
Why. Does. He. Speak. With Gaps. In Between. His Words?
>>223238736thanks i will look for it in the archive sounds like you had a good tripi desperately need to go somewhere and have some fun
>>223238761done him
>>223238710crying i’ve actually done this
>>223238751Do they talk like a spastic Aussie that posts on /brit/?
guys I still haven’t heard back if I got the job or not should I be worried???
>>223238761I'm not and you failed to address the facts I posted, because reality debunks you
burnham's missus has got a big old arse
>>223238777we'll be in touch
>>223238749The crime is a man being there in the first place
every nigga I know towers over their father and then I'm basically eye level with minefucking gay that
>>223238766bizarre
>>223238722Cape Verde's run was kino, Mexico was pumped, we ended our run with by winning a 10 goal thriller, VARgentina lost. I'll take it, wish time zones were better but the world cup was a positive distraction. I'm optimistic going into the euros
>>223238781FACT: you are a blokeFACT: you have a willy
never clicked a vocaroo link in my life
>>223238774shut up dog, I'll stab ya
Andy Burnham is a shitcunt motherfucker Anti white traitor commie fuck
>>223238766sc
>>223238788And you'll never have children or a wife.
>>223238784The guy said todayWhat time does it no longer count as afternoon? 4?
>>223238694someone jay this man
>>223238774well yes lad most people do tend to act a bit silly around their close friends don’t you?
>>223238792that's what your mum said after I raped her
Will never be able to understand what compels retards here to reply to every bait post
>>223238280If a faggot came onto me he'd be pushing up daisies
*normal non-online person voice*hello i type in trannycase because im heckin quirky and dont want to make any effort (much like my life outside 4chan)
>>223238819don't worry I'll let you know
>>223238793timezone ruined the mexico game for methe 3rd place was a surprisingly entertaining end but it's still a joke match where it was clear defenders did not really careyes im very happy vargentina lost but doesntm ake it a good world cupespecially when they have had the most corrupt and balant referring perhaps ever especialyl considering the "technology" means they no longer miss the hand of god etcthe england performance against argentina in most of the 2nd half was ptsd level bad with the reversion to the worst of our worst traits
>>223238788mad how some families just have a lad that is half a foot taller than everyone else for some reason
>>223238805Temper, temper, big fella.
>>223238832cross thread meltie is it
>>223238819dont call us, we'll call you
>>223238828fuck you
engshit fans still whinging
catberg screaming his head off and ripping the fucking carpet up
>>223238832ktim!
>>223238749There's no such thing as a trans person
https://voca.ro/1jl7qLRrcayf
The halftime show was everything I hate about AmericaOver the top, the very concept of a 'halftime show' is embarrassing, Shakira and a black guy dancing like apes and singing hood music, random sincere moments with Justin Beiber, more forced emotion with the kids singing on a rainbow flag, bombastic, tasteless, garishTruly the most black nation on earth that even the white people like and make this stuff
>>223238823Only when I want to appear to be a spastic. It's not my natural self, you?
just a bloke in a wig and a dress really isn't it
poo scowl
>>223238722only going to get worse next time has 6 host countries and 64 teams
>>223238852don't know why scots can't just support england they're basically english anywayat least we speak welsh you don't even speak a different language to them
>>223238832i made one nasty post in the last thread and i’m still living rent free in your head thats actually mad
Theres an odd vibe in here today
That was me saying Bradley Walsh, not the lad who posted it so I just caught a stray from the aussieI don't actually sound like a French Bulldog do I :(
it not right
>>223238785A woman using women's facilities isn't a crime
I thought Aussies were quick witted and funny. I am disappoint.
meltdowns good tonight
>>223238866faggiest voice I've heard since I last spoke...
>>223238838Don’t really understand why var exists when it seems to basically just be at the referees leisure whether or not it’s checked
Today we commemorate the National Socialist hero, Generalmajor OTTO ERNST REMER, the hero who put down the 20 July 1944 coup against the Führer ADOLF HITLER by the conservative and reactionary traitors who wanted to sell Germany out.Otto Ernst Remer, PRESENTE
>>223238866cody with a big foam finger watching the b-ball game
>>223238869once again mate normal people do not talk like this
>>223238802Neither of these is true>>223238855Then why are you obsessed with people you don't believe exist
>>223238868>paying attention to half time shows bro is the type to watch some slop commercial and analyze every second of it and base a whole country off that people here just filter out all that dogshit. that applies to everything, bad food with horrible ingredients, propaganda, etc
>>223238891Correct. But a bloke pretending to be one and going in?
>>223238903sup mouldie
>>223238906How many normal mates have you got, cobber?
reckon /brit/ has taken up more bandwidth than every other thread on 4chan in its entirety
working 9 (nine) days in a row, today the first of themgot a week off in August thankfully. Plan is to smash the overtime now then all being well I will die during my time off due to various unspecified excesses
>>223238840gary barlow init
>>223238905scrim
>>223238771I found the best store in downtown thessaloniki, i stayed 4 hours there, the owner was a great guy.Do you go to concerts or anything, maybe theres a good show near you this summer
>>223238866>>223238905cute!
>>223238868for me it was when orange man joined the team to celebrate with the cup, like he was actually involved in any way. Unbelievably cringe and embarrassing
https://voca.ro/1c60jLGVbkqq
>>223238928Do you feel like you've contributed to something worthwhile?
>>223238868it’s the fakeness of it i hate. the fake, forced emotionality. everything about the usa is fake and hypocritical. despise it
>>223238924Why are you obsessed with trans women? Why don't you care about shit that actually impacts your life?
>>223238928All that bandwidth hogged hosting worthless arguments, bait and posts about pooing
>>223238933Gary barlows massive son
>our new "first lady" is dutchso we've gone from a punjabi to a jew to a dutchhow about an english first lady for once you woke SLAGS
https://voca.ro/1gv4Po6JHPsi
>>223238953to /brit/ or humanity as a whole? because I'd say no to both
>>223238838Croatia cancelled goal was outrageous, hope we never see that tough detector crap ever again. Offside are easily fugble still. Ferran Torres cancelled goal yesterdayPoor refs had to call obvious fouls still like Enzo red but then cancel 2 valid goalsScripting fucks either way, a positive it was fun posting in /sp/ stickiesEng vs Arg is a lesson for the future, we won't turtle like that again in the 55th minute
mad how literally everyone wants to live in America
>>223238971
KWAB
>>22323892719 close friends in our main group chatyou?
>>223238967the bulldog is such a disgusting specimen fat, ugly, and dysgenic says a lot doesnt it
>>223238957You brought it up x
>>223238967arent dutch people some of the closest to us i swear we are near genetically identical
>>223238977No they don't
>>223238946s
>>223238939lately there hasn't been much happening around me i want to go somewhere out of town preferably out of country but im too broke for that this yearmaybe i should just spend a few hours at the record store like you did
>>223238971scream
>>223238956most yanks act as if there’s a camera watching them at all times. they see themselves in third person rather than first. incredibly uncomfortable
>>223238988And they all talk normal like you? What does normal sound like?
>>223238982>w-we were clapping the fans!
>>223238971>black blooded american moment
>>223238980built for love and kisses
>>223238988>19 close friendsno such thing, larp
>>223238977Just you
The pooshited gays of shartmerikkka
the american is mad his country and people were called out for being black coded and gay now he is seething against the people whose general he is in
>>223238997Because trans people face segregation and being scapegoated for everything wrong in this country rn, all because the powers that be and billionaires want it that way
New PM called Burnham. Timmy living at Burnham Lodge
>>223239015Most Australians think they're the funniest person alive.
haven't had 19 friends total in my life and im 35
>>223238990>says a lot doesnt itno, they can't talk at all from my experience
Bulldogs are funny dogs I like them but they shouldn't exist
>>223239041no one even talks about trannies anymore you already lost that battle
>>223239041Ok
>>223239024
>>223238982cheating cunts when winning and even bigger cheating cunts when losingmost dislikeable team in sports history
business idea: big women's bums
>>223239041>scapegoated for everything wrong in this countrywhy lie
rorke on a spit with an apple in his mouth slowly spinning around while the sentential natives dance around the fire
>>223239049>damn i have only had (counts on my fingers) 18 friends... it's over for meweird post
>>223239071How is this cheating? It’s literally against the rules
>>223239071>janny! janny!
no one:literally no one:normal lad: And they all talk normal like you? What does normal sound like?leftypol:rorke: we gon' be alright
>>223239083why have you posted this 11 times
>>223239071why are they like this
>>223239009Do you collect records? I would tell you to come to the Balkans but even here its getting expensive, a lad from /cum/ did backpacking in the Balkans except bulgaria this year you csn ask him how much it cost
the UK is completely fucked over now that andy bumham is PM
https://voca.ro/1mkWZxDPzjbS
>>223239071what a little snitch
>>223239089he didn't cover his mouth he kissed his finger and they were team mates
>>223239028telling on yourself here mate ngl
>>223239041>scapegoated for everything wrong in this country rnThat's immigrants tho
we all know the real reason nessi doesn't speak englisharrogant little pillock
>>223239107loved this
>>223239105>now
>>223239105it already was fucked
>>223239105he won't be any different
>>223239117cause he lives in Loch Lomond yeah
>>223239049Had over 400 Facebook friends in my peak
>>223239114didnt doubt you were in such a group chat but claiming to be close with all 18 of them suggests you're underaged or larping
yanks are so weird acting like they're in a movie arent they *makes quirky jokes and puns like he's on a tv show expecting a laugh track to play after every quip he says*
>>223239047wasn’t talking to you + rent free
>>223239083
>mutts are so subhuman they don't know how to type so they just terrorize us with their gay voices
upon reflection I meant he lives in Loch Ness
>>223239101yes i collect them but it is a very expensive hobby these days and the prices are outrageous here while the selection is boring >Balkansnot a bad ideamaybe next yearill lurk /cum/ and see if he is around
>>223239071AAHHHH REFFIE SAVE ME
Genuinely don't know why to this day I didn't just move somewhere in the med when I was in my early 20s and just work easy jobs in cafes and bars by the beach etc
>>223239105how can he be any worse than keir not up to date with politics dont know who he is really
Loch Lomond Monster
don't know who's arguing about what any more
>>223239165Go do that now you boring cunt
>>223239114Bumguys beach brigade
right well I've been given a year to live haven't I
no one:nobody:not a soul:johnny vegas:h from steps:the cast of call the midwife:sam dingle from emmadale:keith lemon:rorke: https://voca.ro/1G5LEEoz60UP
>>223239180larp
>>223239047here is the attention from Australians you so desperately crave*attention*
>>223239180spend it wanking and browsing /brit/
>>223239139really not sure why you think it’s an impossible amount of friends to have
>>223239186sc
feel like roy cropper each day
>>223239151never posted a vocaroo here in my life and i sound normal
>>223239207nobody talks like this
>>223239180not living really is it the way you spend your time. youve been given a year to rot away in your smelly childhood bedroom
>>223239186sqrm
>>223239186scc
my main groupchat has me and 3 other mates
>>223239180well if you wank 4 times a day you should just be barely able to finish off the rest of your porn folder in that time so pip pip get to it
>>223239138faceberg friends dont count at allcould just say hi to one person once and if you aren't a complete freak they will add you back
my main groupchat has me and however many people are here
>>223239249:D
was watching a video of a dog howling and i heard howling outside so thought a dog in the neighbourhood could hear it turns out its just the nigerian baby next door
>>223239220can’t even come up with your own snappy responses so you have to steal mine. just close the tab mate (if you even can)
>>223239162It is very expensive yeah, discog hoarders ruined everything, theres a few albums inreally want and theres only on copy that a guy from japan is selling for 3k lol. Doesnt help that stores base their prices on discogs also. I allow myself one two record sprees a year but i dont spend much on other stuff and im kind of like Malcoms mother with sales and buying in bulk.Lad from cum is with Greek ancestry, he posted pics from Bosnia and Macedonia, he had a good time.
Honestly would kill to live in a White small-medium sized city in America.Billings or Helena in MontanaBend in OregonSpokane in WashingtonI was robbed of this by my stupid ancestors not moving to America.
>>223239041Fuck off you queer motherfucker
>>223238975>Eng vs Arg is a lesson for the future, we won't turtle like that again in the 55th minutelolLMAO EVENi hope your right btu history suggests the opposite
>>223239236sounds comfy
>>223239259concession accepted, reply either directly or indirectly to admit
>>223239258eveeeerrrr??
so there's this new
>>223239249:3c
what even started this argument?
just a bunch of normal aussies hanging out
>>223239277no I WON'T be making it, not gonna make me
>>223239285https://vocaroo.com/1btlKoA7sVW6
>>223239290SCREAM
>>223239178Howling
>>223239290s
>>223239290wahey look at him go
*posts*
aussies lost
>>223239263yeah it's fucked so i just pirate or stream now pretty muchmost everything in the stores here is just pop and rock with very little variety >poster picsthanks i will take a look
>>223239351his neck looks like my willy
>>223239264western montana cities have a horrible housing crisis and are quite hostile to people out of state. the internet is bad and you dont get modern amenities sometimes, there is a worker shortage so getting your air friar fixed doesnt happen overnightbend (and oregon in general) is white trash central and in the middle of nowhere (i lived near there, beautiful nature though)spokane is like the former but even worse, with much less nature. mostly just parking lots with fent zombies and fields. only the western side of the pacific northwest is where all the breathtaking beauty is at
I will NEVER make a new, that's cuck behaviour
>>223239374>white trashThere's always going to be poor people, would you really rather them be Nons?
>>223239143Why do Australians act like they don't like men pretending to women?
>>223239379newmakers are the lowest rung of the /brit/ caste system
>>223239418>>223239418
>>223239428>>223239428
>>223239403please don’t drag this shit into the new mate, it’s already fizzled out and you’re just too much of a clueless spack to realise x
>>223239397when i lived in oregon for the first time in my life i saw a meth head pushing a shopping cart from walmart it's on another level there. im not just talking about povvos
take the piss
