florkes edish
>>223239418Rorke! Dinner's ready!
where did everyone go? swear half of Brit are discord trannys
>>223239360Good talking to you lad i have to go, later x and good day to everyone
what happens in sri lanka
Growing upGaining a clueGiving my head a wobble
>>223239480The Scotland of Spain
>>223239470mental how that 4chan hack thing was over a year ago
>median salary is £32kWhat’s the point bruh
now i know what it's like for the rest of the world when they see england loseexcept i don't understand what we did to receive so much hateargentina players and fans are horrible people, what did england do?
FUCK YOU BURNHAM
>>223239481bye sexy
>>223239374>western montana cities have a horrible housing crisis and are quite hostile to people out of state. the internet is bad and you dont get modern amenities sometimesDo you live in the third world or something? Even the shittiest poorest parts of Britain have decent internet and basic amenities
>>223239493
>>223239512dunno
>>223239480This girls face in profile is beautiful but face on its average
footymongs
>>223239444OK, mate, you've been fair game and a decent bloke. It's the Britsh sperg I like winding up anyway. Have a good morning/afternoon/evening.
>>223239481bulog on
>>223239418what am I looking at
>>223239507thought the website was done wish it ended there, would have been a decent legacy. now it's just a corpse ruled by a jap who doesnt want to associate with the site at all and some half black/indian freak who has rape in his name
>>223239484Stays in sri lanka
>>223239484Race warBuddhismElephants
>>223239512I dunno reallyWe get accusations of being arrogant but I think that's because ESL retards get exposure to our media whilst we don't really know nor give a shit about what Spanish or Italian or Argentinian pundits sayAlso a lot of jfs are Catholic mongs who think "It's coming home" is some sort of insult to God's plan, or inviting bad luck, or something
honestly sick of indian brained coomer bait postswish NSFW actually included shit like this >>223239552buy an add you mong
>>223239535ktim
after 7 and a half years of living here it finally happened. i locked myself out and had to call a neighbour to let me in
>>223239567no you aren't
>>223239564>it's coming homealmost all teams have such a chant. nobody bats an eye lid when americans shout I BELIEVE THAT WILL WIN
>>223239567'sheed
any suckable cocks in
>>223239524I do not. I live in a great upper middle class suburb and my internet virtually never goes outthe only time i have had interent be flaky was living in the pacific northwest. the problems i detailed to you are part and parcel of being semi-rural, which what montana is at its core and why you're attracted to it in the first place
>>223239512English fans are horrible too
>>223239577too much social anxiety for that me I'd just have to live on the streets
>>223239567
Any other lad have a long term gf they never fucked? I was with a girl for 7 months when I was 20 and never mustered the courage to fuck her because I was absolutely paranoid to shit about losing my virginity and how awful I was gonna be at sex that it would be really embarrassing
>>223239604how so
gave karlach a returning spear and feats and gear that buffs throwing damage and now she's honestly a better ranged character than my stealth archer protagonist this is embarassing
not a soul:the aussie's 18 mates:rastamouse:harry kane:ricky gervais:andi peters:rorke: shakira shakira
>>223239604That's a meme mostlyScottish fans have been just as disruptive and cuntish at this world cup but they just get better PR
>>223239616no chance i forgo opportunity for sex i had two gfs and we had a lot of sex during the first couple of weeksi was especially adamant about doing prone bone asap
>>223239614snarling and barking at my screen like a german shepard going at a garden hose
>>223239636s
>>223239616a mate in uni was with his gf for 2 years and she wouldnt have sex the whole time because she was terrified of getting pregnant. after they broke up she brought a random guy home and shagged him
>that one argumentative australian zoomertempted to just filter australia altogether at this point. between the "funny folder" image spammer and the futurama obsessive there are very few redeeming posts coming out of that country.
>>223239616i shagged my current and only gf the first day i met her
https://vocaroo.com/1btlKoA7sVW6screaming at this but also every single time a vocaroo is posted you can tell the nasally runt voice
>>223239645never done pronebone is it as good as people say
>>223239648aussiemongs whenever a yank posts
Rorke calmly stating his requirement for immediate prone boning
>>223239629I just don’t like English people in general>>223239638Shut up
>>223239677best position. you get to fondle arse and spread the cheeks and play with the bumhole while your dick inside then pull out and cum on her arse
>>223239677yeah makes my arse sore after a while though, not a natural angle to have a knob up the bum
>>223239673that's me and I deliberately put that voice onmy voice is genuinely quite masculine
>>223239693whythere is zero difference between any of the countries in britain apart from accents
>>223239696O.o
>>223239703let's hear it then
>>223239507>>223239553this is the way the world endsnot with a bang but a whimper
rorke proneboned until he qualifies for PIP
>>223239722is that from something
>>223239607you'd do exactly what i did and call for help. dont sell yourself short
>>223239548aspergillus, penicillium, perhaps cladosporium
need to fucking quit this place
need a peng lush ting x to suck my willard
>>223239721https://voca.ro/18XVRvhIB5g2
*is Australian*
>>223239729i just made it up
I'm a Dingir
>>223238361https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Co-operative_Group>Co-op is a major affiliate and supporter of the Co-operative Party, which fields candidates in elections on joint tickets with the Labour Party as Labour and Co-operative Party. It is a substantial funder of the Co-operative Party, which is subject to approval at the annual Co-op Group AGM.LOVE when people are so confidently wrong
>>223239747s
>>223239747ian ahh
>>223239747zang!!!
right might get started on the tins and bokkles then
blud think he adele
cant bear living with my family anymore but dont have any friends or external family or money or a job so just going to live on the streets and wait until i starve or get murdered
>>223239747https://voca.ro/1iAiLx0dkadK
stfu man youre a bisexual lesbian
>>223239712Ok buddy
bro always talmbout sum hello
so why is poo burnham allowed to just become pm without a vote doesnt seem right
hello
>>223239789In guessing its because youre insufferable or incapable
>>223239797sorry, i was molested as a baby
>>223239805because that's only bad when the tories do it
>>223239789rorke when his mum won't buy him snacks
>>223239796that better not be a south australian twang im hearing mate explain yourself this instant
>>223239796couldn't understand a word of thattry again in english mate
>>223239796https://voca.ro/1a9Gro7J18aT
He should be looking after England's people
>>223239815>>223239821they bully me constantly and my mum used to touch me when i was younger
Morning team how are we all today?
>>223239805you've never voted for the pm
>>223239824sent him flying
>>223239824nah mate, I already done ya. slither back into your hole
It's Monday. The start of the work week. Power through to the other side. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained.
>>223239824willy twitched at this lol
>>223239798what differences do you think there are
>>223239824voicemogged that cunt
>>223239841slithered into your mums hole last night
>>223239824sent that cunt down under
>>223239854you talk like you've got my cock in your mouth
>>223239841you fuckin deleted it omfds
>>223239831Maybe you should move out
>>223239868i said that to her as well
>>223239789>>223239831man up
>>223239874oh my days
is everyone here middle classi don't want to post my voice you'll all make fun of me for being a povvo
>>223239876well that's me done, bye
What seperates prone bone from doggy?
I like to think that actually is Ian on the vocaroos
>>223239875dont have anywhere to go>>223239889they are horrible
>>223239876sc
need aus gf
Listen up
>>223239824You made him delete his vocaroo in shame I didn't even get to hear it
no replies so bait post imminent
>>223239901my cock going into your mum (prone bone) and my cock going into your sister (doggy)hope this helps x
huh
screaming
im a fool to do your dirty work oh yeahi dont wanna do your dirty workno more
>>223239921doggy and the cockroaches
Rorke going to China to find love and eating fried snakes and scorpions instead
>>223239910they can't suffer
>>223239912Grim
>>223239927lmao that show was for kids that bit people
>>223239937right then is that really called for on a monday afternoon?
>>223239824Howling
>>223239925I meant to click record again but i accidentally clicked delete because both buttons are red lol
>>223239937>no bush
>>223239937thought the online safety act was meant to protect me from this
>>223239912>im ruining my health with 3 hours of sleep im such a hustler brohate this common take so much it's unreal
>>223239934that's lovely
>>223239955aye that one
Indian mfs be like>stackedhottiegetsnaked.mp4
>>223239937Women. Nice arent they
if you're poor just stop being poor and get money.
>>223239951so all of /brit/ then?
>>223239968sc
>>223239937repugnant
>>223239955you’re embarrassing us in front of the englanders lad
ever realised you've thoroughly embarrassed yourself with a post during an argument on /brit/ and just leave the thread and wait for a new one haha?
>>223239937this is fucking sex
>>223239983i do that all the time
>>223239974you need money to make money
>>223239937Cronem delight
It never rains anymore
>>223239984you are fucking indian
>>223239960Anyone who thinks making money is the most important thing in the world is a souless golem
>>223239988all i'm hearing is an excuse. go and get that money
>>223239983nah I just double down and act even more retarded
saar i share sex pusy with you saar
English women. Quite alright aren't they?
>>223239999shagged an indian off grindr in 2022
>>223239983no I either double down or throw in a non sequitur or ad hominem
>>223240011s
That's Co-Pilot drafting the project framework for meThat's me going off for a walk around the park with an iced coffee
surprised this guy is able to get anywhere with this build in and modern defenders mostly relying on shoulder checks and shirt grabbing
>>223239968its a shame how obsessive coombrained freaks are rightfully called indian but mongs like you proceed to overcorrect every time you see any sort of tasteful eroticism. it’s just a pair of lovely fat tits man calm down
cordycepdem delight
>betrayed by the media>betrayed by his own partyWhat went wrong with Sir Keir and who is this new Bumham lad?
>>223239921My sister is 7 years old
>>223240039Sir Arse Bandit
>>223240039Sir Jewish Wife was made PM purely to pass all the internet censorship laws, now they're all law he's no longer needed.
>>223240039doesn’t he like little boys
Look at the size of those teeth
Sir Andy Bumman
>>223239511At this point if you're working 35-40 hours a week for £30k you're a moron unfortunately
avg rangers fan
If you are a wonan who isn’t fat and an average or better looking face you are basically a Demigod. The world is your oyster and you can have whatever you desire within reason.If I was born a wonan I’d be a millionaire without a shadow of a doubt
the gyaldem
>>223240064Surely those will be repealed now
>>223240039all look like they come out of the same WEF lab, chuck some indeterminate goo into a vat, hit the upper class british phenotype button and watch it churn out these soulless thick glassed ghouls
>>223240039punished starmer
>>223240070I know that his heart skips a beat when he hears the opening guitar lick to This Charming Man so I can't hate on him.
>>223240100lol no
Sex
>>223239999Terrible gimmick this.Nothing wrong with appreciating sexy women.
>>223240070looks like he could be dan andrews’ cousin
>>223240092Would shag atleast four of them, who are they?
>sacked tranny molesting his cats mouth
>>223240070
>>223240102>hit the upper class british Not allowed to rule anymore.
>>223240120gp
>>223240144So what are Starmer and Burnham then?
does this new pm mean my bennies are safe
>>223240133female mass shooters I think
i desperately need to suckle on some big zoomer titties
>>223240153no. tax raises incoming on your pension and savings. someone has to pay those PIPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNRWiz6T8SIhaving tomorrows today
>>223240136rorkes google history its rorkes google history
>>223240102He doesnt look or sound upper class though
accusing people of being indian should be reserved for spam, especially nsfwbut the occasional sfw chebs or lovely bottom post is tasteful and english and white and I won't hear otherwise
Mental how all a bird needs to do is not be fat or a mass shooter and most lads would shag them
>>223240039That's what I don't get, the media are portraying this as another PM getting churned through number 10, when in reality he hasn't actually done anything wrong. no real big controversy, he's just been hated by the media from day one for no reason.
think if i had sex i would do something odd and think about it forever
>>223240011scr
>>223240152Upper middle class.
>>223240195trvke
we post the tasteful bobs it is very aryan sir
mental how shit this is going to be
greedy fat dosser loves his belgian buns
>>223240204The worst thing he did was those Internet and digital laws. I think people just wanted the Tories out more then anything.
>>223240219When will they learn
>>223240219 No fucking way are they trying to reboot it lmao
>>223240195just shut up mate
>>223240180this is a fourteen year old girl why do you have this saved
>>223240069Might need braces
>>223240251DENTAL PLAN
>>223240242no
>>223240219Kek is that a woman
>>223240219Crazy how that Francis guy has made an entire career for himself by pretending to be a retard who likes trains
>>223240219
>>223240184Get it down you>>223240224He's not greedy nor fat nor a dosser you ammonite
>>223240250nice art
>>223240267Francis Bourgeois, a tik tok train autist
>>223240271his gf is peng
porn addiction is getting out of hand
>>223240242who pissed in your nutri grain
>>223240250
>>223240297keir starmer
Mental how all the tasty stuff like bread cheese bacon sugar etc is bad for you and all the grim disgusting stuff like lettuce, lentils and cabbage etc is good for you What reason would god do this?
>>223240275He is objectively noticeably fat mate.
>>223240133
>>223240291photoshop
post the very beautiful ladies
>>223240292hope he goes to india and gets turned into pink mist like those webms you know the ones
>>223240317god hates us and wants us to suffer
Not being funny but who actually gives a fuck about homeless people Why is burnham making this his first thing
>>223240317none of those things are bad for you, we just eat it and then don't move
>>223240318No he's not he's got a rugby build. Tim on the other hand is obese and built like a fucking blimp
unovans be likeahaha it's chewsday innit
>>223240299imagine explaining this to your mother
>>223240317lettuce is peng
>>223240317how many times you gonna post this spacker
>>223240339Waste of fucking time and money. Most of them like living on the streets or simply refuse to do anything to help themselves.
>>223240339Yea shouldn't housing and immigration be the major topic right now. Seal the borders, deport the non anglos and build more housing. Simple stuff.
>he's got a rugby buildokay, this one got a genuine laugh out of mespaino is such a masterful troll
>>223240341sugar is bad for youbacon probably causes bowel cancer
>>223240339thisIt's impossible to actually be homeless in a 1st world country. They're all just drug addicts.
>>223240250i have an asuka folder
>>223240377>just don't enjoy life and tasty things bro!
>>223240364me in the facebook comment section when my sister posts my autistic nephew again
>>223240377sugar isn't bad for you, you literally need it to fucking livemaybe you're right about bacon kind of
>>223240358She wouldn't care
going on a voyage
>>223240317gods not real
>lettuce is peng
>>223240413if he was he would have done the world a favour and wasted you along time ago
you honestly think i care whether i live or die?
>>223240339>Launching a campaign to end homelessness in the summer >When all of us desk monkeys see them outside in the sun getting shitfaced and having the time of their lives while we toil yeah, great one andy
when are we going to deal with the irish problem?
>>223240414s
Drinking a thimbleful of bleach to build up immunity.
brunham says rape rorke
when you think about it, wales only exists as a buffer zone to keep retarded irish people out of England
>>223240405never said that though did i>>223240409not all sugars are the samerefined sugar is definitely bad for you compared to sugars from real fooddoesn't really need to be added to anything except pastries anywayit also ages you faster
giz yer fucken moneh
Hey Britons, can you please do your best to keep your current prime minister for at least 6 months? My dad's already having trouble keeping up with each new British prime minister's name. He was barely able to remember Keir Starmer's name.
sir name forgettor
>gods not real
pooing......jewing
don name forgetter
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rape_of_Rorke_(2028)
>>223240468We're not in a good place rn
juandy burcia
>>223240486really makes you think
hoping the new is a free sheldon edishhavent had that edish in a minute
>>223240492Meds and ABC
im on the eddie abbew diet
>>223240438Deport all the Catholics and Nationalists.
How do normies get a girlfriend so easily? Is it just due to have a large friend group?
>>223240484nahh ts tuff
>>223240484
>>223240507just shut up mate
I'm going to make a Youtube video tutorial on how to get a gf for the /brit/ lads
>>223240524yeah they also pass women around like a joint from what i've seen.
>>223240539proof of god? hit them with the fedora pics
women know when you're a virgin btw
>>223239512They have a deep-seated hatred of English people.
>>223239512you know why, we all know why.
>fedora posting in the big 26mental
>>223240524neurotypicals have the instinct
The fucking old woman who lives below my flat is so heavy footed I can just hear THUD THUD THUD whenever she walks around.
>>223240586boring post
>>223240586we need to just start killing people ngl
>>223240591I only decided it'd be alright to have a girlfriend at the age of 26, I don't think I have the instinct.
>>223240563no they don't i'm not a virgin and they still treat me like one(and it wasn't even with a prostitute)
>>223240610all non-Australians deserve to die
>>223240635i want to have sex with her and ejaculate inside her vagina
>>223240563It only matters if it's a one night stand, if you're going out with them then they won't care.
LOVE a fedora post. Always gets the godmongs riled up.
>>223240637ok :(
>>223240650?????
In a TV show named Mythbusters they used to prove that stuff was real by making it boom.Therefore, doesn't that mean Islam is the truest religion, since it makes the most booms?
>>223240635you're welcome
>>223240642bbl + filters
>>223240642Mental how women think lip fillers look good
>>223240637sometimes daydream about australia inheriting the planet after a worldwide nuclear war that leaves us unscathed
took mexico off the filter list for the footy but its going back on never seen a good post from them
>>223240674
Starmer finishes 43rd/58 in terms of PM Tenurea SHODDY display
>>223240683based>>223240688they do
would like to go to mexico
>>223240729would like to go to mexico
>>223240741would like to go to mexico
make the new then
>based>they do
need that viscount title that would be nice
>>223240766haha wants to be named after a biscuit
leftypol pooing out a sock he lost in sixth form
AND IVE GOT SUCH A LONG WAY TO GOTO TAKE ME TO THE BORDER OF MEXICO
>>223240775sc
>>223240780bet this sounded really funny in your head
Rorke ..The stork !!
>>223240775orange viscountorange cluborange cocoa-flavoured bars are the best
>>223240807prefer the mint varieties of these things
i think its become quite apparent most of /brit/ are scripted spambots
every day a bonus
>>223240696imagine we'd be free to just rape the abos in peace and steal shit like our ancestors
>>223240812
>>223240837>>223240837
>>223240816just shut up mate
