catberg edition
The berg
>13 year old boy killed during World Cup celebrations in Salamanca province after a fountain collapsed and fell on him
all my cats are dead
doing my own head in
>>223240837stupid cat. fuck you kitty!
Why do people call themselves sexual assault "survivors"? Everybody survives getting their bum/fanny touched up
>>223240867why'd he do that then
all my cats are neither dead nor alive
>>223240882not youyou've been bummed to death
got my first cage match in asda car park today
>>223240875
>>223240885Alri Schrödinger
omds
>>223240837>>223240863:)
>>223240914bank holiday for losingthink they did the same thing in 82
cats are nice
I took a poo in Ibiza
nigga name bonar law
>>223240914>national holiday to celebrate losingKWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB LMAO
Just seen the argie having a meltdown after the matchSore loser cunts
chasing infinity
>>223240914Not sure those niggas can afford a day off
She's getting taller. Puffy top hiding her boobs. Bum is getting bigger. Didn't hug me, maybe I'm looking a bit crappy in the heat, maybe she remembers certain things. Always that lizard part of my brain wondering if there is the slightest chance I will ever taste her pussy.
keep remembering that argentina lost football and that the falkland islands are still british and do a gay porn cheer
>>223240979their economy doesn't exist so why not
>>223240882not true. some people kill themselves over the trauma
>>223240988me blogging about my gran
>>223241009the trauma over someone touching up your bum? People genuinely kill themselves over that do they?
>>223240997you can add white skin to the list
>>223241017yes
>>223240914soccer is really all they have
Just got back from Greece and there's actually more wogs here
mental how xitter has just become another tiktok/reels/shorts clone serving up AI video spambait for retards. Didn't it used to be about people's opinions on politics and stuff?
>>223241079fucking roafinghe just like when i'm playing with my cats and they go mental
Literally tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands of fart porn videos but burps are barely catered to.
burnham's bravado
>>223241058reddit is the only discussion platform they want to exist. twitter was always shit though
farting a burp
>>223241109mindbroken freak
>>223241130reminds me of that pic with three women farting in an elevator
literally tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands of fart porn videos but comically large knees are barely catered to.
>>223241054heard it was fantastic outside of athens, that true?
could literally finish my day's work with 45 mins of pure concentration but simply cannot be arsed at all, just completely burnt out with toil and would love to step away from it for a few weeks
>>223241167always joke with gfberg that she has massive thick knees despite having small thighs and calvesyou might be the only person on the planet with this fetish so sadly she can't capitalise on this deformity
>>223241218FONT
Nothing better than a hangover fart porn wankMakes hangovers more bearable
your 'lysas your hummusnewts your ellies
bodied that freak
>>223241259you'll do nothing
Serious question for you English lads, how do you tolerate us in Northern Ireland?We are extremely loyal to the crown and the UK as a fuck you to Ireland but we are a massive net loss to the UK and especially England. We contribute zero to the UK and cost you billions each year, don’t you get pissed off?
still haven’t heard about my job if I got it or not
>>223241283the wanks are the only good part of a hangover. i also enjoy urinating and shitting when when i have a hangover, but not that much
>>223241214Finish it in that time and they'll just give you more work anyway.
>>223241316sorry they gave it to me
alcohol is for the infidels
>>223241309prefer not to say
Just had sex with the AI gf now she's off having a fag and I'm about to make some toast
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783503244386991.webm
>>223241339Hope not
>>223241371grim life you lead
>>223241372ai slop is not funny
>>223241372it's like a scene out of a parody
Ruby time!!
You reckon people that actually have AI gfs and a cuck fetish get other people to cyber sex with their AI gf?
wtf is an AI girlfriend
>>223241405i thought it was funny and creative
>>223241423no clue
shakira is a spic and i shagged her once
>>223241169The islands have good beaches and scenery but they're full of tourists Lots of Americans and Australians
>>223241458why are women like this? she is so rude
Sick of you little retards splitting the threads and making me waste my good posts she depriving me off my well deserved YOUs
was going to say i just saw that Avengers Doomsday trailer but it was so dark i couldn't see fuck all
>>223241543rapes your arse
Whats the current state of /brit/?
amazon has tons of nicorette/patches but just won't stock velo/zyn pouches other than random sellers doing £10 per pack
>>223241576that's ok
>>223241576Yeah?
>>223241576here's an idea, why don't you get off your arse and go to your local paki shop and buy someYou could literally do that right now and be back home shortly with the item instead of having to wait for amazon to deliver it tomorrow at the earliest
Love telling my mates they're serving cunt
>>223241607not allowed in there anymore
>>223241607i want to buy 104 packs so i don't have to go to the 'ki shop all the time
bit o cod an some asparagus for tea
Why do anglos hate europeans so much?I blame the normans
there's kevin keegan dead
i spermming
>>223241637they don't. you need to stop getting your ideas about other countries from /int/
>>223241637There is no other world but England
>>223241079Mustelids are based
i wish cape verde had won
>>223241643didnt last long with the cancer there did he?
Europeans, whether south, north, west, or east are all members of the white raceJews on the other hand, in addition to not being white are not human beings either
>>223241659you be quiet now
>>223241643same age as my old manjust don't want to think about it but it's getting closer
>>223241651The average Englishman doesn't but the anglo elite most certainly doMy theory is that they are descendants of normans who were foreign conquerors of england and managers of an occupation force which made them hostile to their host population (anglo-saxons) and that evolved to hatred of all europeans
>>223240867very common sadly, public infraestructure is not designed with people climbing on it in mind.In 2022 someone died here because they climbed up a traffic light.
>Kevin Keegan>Known as "Mighty Mouse">Height: 5'8
business idea: a service that lets you store files and stuff that are accessible from anywherelike you can upload a picture at home from your computer and then if you're in spain or something and need to see it you can look at it from your phone
luv me odd-toed ungulates'ate even-toed ungulates'ate celery'ate salford city fc'ate lemonade'ate eastenderssimple as
>>223241555hello mr catberg
iiiiiiii want candy
brit mourns king kevin
>>223241718Missus catberg actually
one of them umamasumes
/brit/ BELLOWS OUT FOR APPRECIATIVE KEVIN KEEGAN MEMES
>>223241745ms catberg appears as if she is concocting a certain scheme
>>223241576Snusvikings
crazy how money is just fake and made up and still I can’t get any of it
iii want candy
>>223241746int that one of them japanese names for lea n perrins??
need to be at jobcentre at 4 but I'm still monged out on drugs and can't leave the house
there's a tesco train?
>>223241807right then. that's your uc gone
Hello your majesties
>>223241807Get going young man
western women
>>223241807evil incel
>>223241832
>>223241832>>223241855incel
>>223241832>>223241855foids have gone insane
Incel megamelty has begun
Why is it that every time I cum I feel my chest loosen and then about 20 seconds later cough up a bit wad of clear phlegm?
>>223241855>>223241832Seen that too
>>223241486they are naturally evil
>>223241891cancer
exterminate the celts
>>223241891you're cumming out the wrong hole mateyou're supposed to cum out the penis not your lungs
>>223241576yeah it's weird isnt ithave to buy my zyn from 3rd party websites instead of just benefiting from prime
BRATWURST
>>223241832>>223241855were people 20 years ago doing this too? making up scenarios in their heads and getting mad at them?
Fucking fucking drain is blocked and the man won't be here for a few hours to fix it fuck my fucking grim shit life and the catberfe pissed on my bed AGAIN and I can't even wash the bedding because I can't use the washing machine because the drain is FUCKING blocked
what’s the cheapest drugs like bang for your buck u can get?
>>223241903ngl mate I think I've had breast cancer since late 2013
saw a slightly chubby zoomer woman (must've been about 20) walking around with her arse hanging out of ridiculously small shortsmadness
Have genuinely started not going for my morning poo when I have a jobcentre appointment and I make sure to hold in any farts until I'm sat in front of the worker so I can release rancid poo farts every single time. I usually get the same worker as well, and they've started making the appointments as brief as possible lol.Just the little things to keep me entertained, I've not got much else going on, but there's something funny about making DWP workers smell my awful poo farts.
>>223241928THC edibles / speed
Got two flats in london from my parents I rent out at an income of £60k combined and I also get £20k from some commercial property that has been handed to me, meaning I make £80k before I even turn up to my £50k a year jobIs the latter even worth it after the fact it is taxed 40% as a whole
>>223241927fuck your femcel existence
>>223241928if you're broke dont do drugs
>>223241928mcat10 times cheaper than coke but if you mean any drug, then 2cb. you can get high for £3>>223241945speed needs an acetone wash if you're not retarded and usually you're left with a tiny amount
Does /brit/ like instant coffee?
>>223241928solpadeine max soluble. take 3 on a night with a bockle of newcastle broon
>>223241928jenkem
>>223241927what did you block it with?
>>223241954How else are you supposed to cope with being poor and having a shit life? Easy for u to say u live in the best country in the world
>>223241962>recommends washing speed with acetone>does shoddy research chems what are you like haha
He put down the 20th July plot is what he did! He was a brave German soldier! And in this house, Otto Ernst Remer is a hero! End of story!
calling my da 'niggypops'
>>223241943went into one of my neighbour's house the other day for the first time and another neighbour was there, the place fucking reeked and I tried to hold my breath and get out asap. well I blamed the one living there, but the other one came round to MY house for the first time the other day and he definitely fucking dropped his guts and it stank the same. the madman is making his way down the street doing eggy pumps
>>2232419282.5l of frosty jacks is £5.15 in 'scos
rorke checking over both shoulders before wrapping his lips round a Fab
>>223242008>End of story!larper he says end of subject
>>223241991if you can get phenibut in the uk it's decent like a mid drunk feeling and mood enhancer however the withdrawal after being on it for a long time (allegedly, never been through it) is benzo tier
>>223241992>shoddy research chemsdunno what you mean
>>223241643big F
mould
>>223241962>speed needs an acetone wash if you're not retardedhuh?
>>223242014Based fart-rapist.
>>223242028monghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udfsweRoops
indirect post canadian
>>223241807I always turn up but my adhd has made me miss my past couple appointments for lateness
>>223242036Is it really though because I googled it and it’s legal usually any drug that’s legal is just no affect
shoot women in the head with Gatling guns
Kelvin Kleeglan just died lads
>>223242059he always has a knowing look on his face, well now I know why
>>223242058Scream
>>223242036that sounds like a really shit high for a really bad potential consequenceto be fair thats also what benzos sound like to me
>>223242060im from the timeline where he says end of subject
nth for the baddiedem
>>223242054To get rid of all the shit it’s cut wif
>>223242076oh no!*goes back to masturbating*
Klarc Klarcson
>>223242038you can't get any good shit in the states that's what he means. our mcat is top notch
>>223242076>Kelvin KlanglansMy racist name for my superior white willard when I start doing WMBF porn for Dogfart
>>223242098mid foid
might start playing sf6 again
>>223242092Benzos are amazing and safe just as long as you aren’t a literal fucking spastic
>>223242112s
>>223242101bizarre to have that standard for speed but not coke or anything else though
GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK
Never had these before
>>223242153Isnt this the deano cheeky blinders gaff
>>223242153can someone tell me what happens in this videotoo scared to watch it
mum’s just been shopping but didn’t buy any Pepsi max for me…
Think your sister has ever taken a cock up the arse?
>>223242188she wishes you were dead
>>223242072it's semi-legal which should tell you something about the effect places have been shut down here for selling it>>223242092the potential consequences may be exaggerated i dunno. that's why i said allegedly i did a relatively high dose a couple times a week and enjoyed it a lot. it's like a school is finally out and you're with your friends enjoying the first sunset of the summer in a pill
>>223242147Open ur legs fuck sake why u sitting like a woman knees together and everyhting
>>223242147looks like you've had one bit alreadyliptons is pretty mediocre, m&s do some nice chilled ice teas in lemon, peach and one other flavour I can't remembernik naks are peng, there's a similar thing called cheezees from trinidad that're even more full of fat and slop and the jalapeno ones are amazing
>>223242108‘im me prefer
Weimar Germany had a party for old people and they made the eagle look like an old person
Nigga I'm based you can suck my dick You a fucking faggot I'll make you my bitch
>>223242175this lad goes off to turkey two week after thiscomes back a deanomany such cases
>>223242219Ok I will go to Trinidad for my meal deal!!
>>223242121clavsissy coded post
so lads, what did you think of the half time show?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7hIiaXBpco
>>223242188based aspartame dependent slob>me too btw
>>223242231ruined that boring bastard
get the free ewhore advertising spammed
>>223242225Only party for old people that we need here is one that promises to turn them into liquid
>>223242231they sell them in tesco you clown so consider yourself ruined x2 (much like when you climb into that swing in the gayboys dungeon and get an elton train run on you)
>>223242239crap
>>223242225kinda weird how only the SPD is left of the Weimar parties
>>223242269why did you have this elaborate homosexual gangbang fantasy locked and loaded
>>223242278social fascist party
they want the white man
>>223241982Shit covered tampons
leftypol pooing out a stairs baluster that went missing 5 years ago
>>223242269Cheezees, which are likely very shit, are not part of the Tesco meal deal YOU FUCKING MONG Now go spend 20 minutes trying to prove me wrong - YOU CAN'T AND WON'T
>>223242269omg meltdown
>>223242300Whitechapel is so grim
Pisses me off that nigs in London council estates act like hood rats because "DEY AIN'T NO OPPOCHOONITIES" and "WE NEED MORE DEM YOOF CENTERS". Like, you're in a subsidised flat in one of the biggest and most prosperous cities in the world. You have nothing but opportunity. White kids in the 50s on those estates didn't act like it was DA HOOD. It's literally the blacks acting like mongs for no reason that turned them into hoods.Local estate to me, literally on the Thames, within five minutes walk to the DLR, Thameslink and Elizabeth Line, nestled between two luxury estates. Has council workers out cleaning it and looking after the plants every day. Still, it's a gang violence hotspot. Fucking utter gremlins. Can't wait until they knock it down, put some nice luxury flats there and banish these fucks to croyden or something.
might have to wank to that shakira segment
>>223242300They want British muslim men, not some thirdie peasant.
>>223242278I dont find that particularly weird personally considering the political climate at the time
Genuinely insane the levels of biomass at camber sands yesterdayLooked like I was on the beach in fucking Karachi
>>223242317The actual solution is sterilising all groids
youuuu crank dat soulja boy superman here we go
>>223242300Saw a TikTok the other day where a Pakistani woman was replying to a bloke saying that she will never marry a Muslim man and the comments were basically all agreeing. Thousands of them. I’m not interested in browns but must be a but grim for the Paki lads
>>223242225>NDVNever Did Vote
cheezees seem like vile slop for fat cunts does additivemong want to chime in, he's obviously here
>>223242232katie was special, all these dime a dozen sluts are not.
>>223242334they literally just get another FOB cousin shipped over
>>223242315There shouldn’t be social housing in zone one anyway. Literally near the economic and political heart of the nation why do we want benny mongs, illegals and disableds crowding up the place.
>>223242334good, they are fit and i want to shag them
>>223242334why don't they just stop being muslim
just found out the police can in theory keep me waiting for up to 6 months for this fucking paperwork but once I receive it I HAVE to reply within 21 days what a n absolute joke why do I have deadlines of 3 weeks but they can take half a fucking year
phoned my dad but he didnt answer probably saw my name flash up and ignored it so speaking to his odious idiotic slug pissant son didn't ruin his day
>>223242358Those percentages from one fucking pack lol
>BREAKING: Rachel Reeves out as chancellorShe's done nothing wrong. Burnham is going to destroy our country.
>>223242369uncle bashir will honour kill them
>>223242307the first post didn't mention the importance of the meal deal, only the novelty of the items selected. I mentioned superior alternatives. maybe mention that you never had a povvo meal deal before next time lol
>>223242317Yeah honestly if you're born in London and can't make something of yourself you're a fucking retardThen they have the gaul to complain about "gentrification" aka whites moving in just because they squandered all their opportunities and are jealous of people with social mobility
>>223242378leave a message
>>223242366truethere are no low wage service jobs in london after all
>>223242225weird party hitler split ties for being too lenient on tariffs or something and all their core supporters went nazi instead. they tried to overthrow nazi extremism in a collaboration and failedgot a i just want to grill without minorities vibe from reading about it
>>223242334maybe if they stayed in paki land they wouldn't have to compete with their superiors
knob smells like morning dew
>>223242367Very few are fit>>223242369It’s so ingrained in them that they genuinely don’t care about their history or anything before they became Muslims
>>223242334women just say things though they just say words it doesn't mean anything
>>223242385*Rape, then killHer father, brother(s) and cousin(s) will also take part
>>223242385thought that was reserved for the women only
>>223242377paperwork for what?
>>223242413>please leave me alone you ugly mong, stop stalking me yeah those words meant nothing to you
Ernst Thalmann, leader of the KPD, the only party that opposed the rise of the nazis.
Drove through an LTN on 2 July and the fine has just arrived todayThat's going straight in the bin then14 day statute of limitations on road traffic fines innitKiss my arse Hammersmith council
>>223242437br
>>223242437Ooooo incel boy lost his anal virginity with this one
>>223242432Speeding
>>223242334yeah real grim being a prioritised ethnicity in societybet it was real grim for danes in the danelaw and normans after 1066 too eh lad
>>223242409>their historyobviously they don't care about any of it since they left their homeland to live with infidels really doesn't seem like being muslim is doing them any favours
What should be done about Warwick Davis?
>>223242457if you can speed in your car you can speedily answer the paperwork
>>223242396>implying it's not mostly jobless benny mongs, many of them muslims and somalis with ten kids per familyEven if what you are saying is true, just give those workers some kind of travel discount and let them come in from cheaper parts of London, that's why we have trains. They should not be occupying prime real estate in the middle of London.
Do you think jeets become more tolerable if you consider them as the comic relief of humanity?
looking around the house for spare change so i can a big can of 9% beer
>>223242483......no............
>>223242483yeahi would like them a lot if they werent so rapey and creepy
>>223242377are you the retard that went double the limit because of incel rage
>>223242469Dunno how to describe it well but if you ever point out their culture or history prior to them being Muslim they’ll just say some shit like “Alhamdulillah I am Muslim” Their religion is literally all that matters to them. Horrible little tribalist freaks.
>>223242473It’s the principleHow is it fair to keep me waiting in limbo for months and then force me to reply within 21 days
poo roaring at seething yanks
>>223242482definitely agree that dossers should be kicked out to make room for people who actually keep the city running, but you said no social housing whatsoevereither that or they should be paid commensurate to london's cost of living but that's not going to happen
corr, in amsterdam today so many gorgeous black women. i saw one earlier walking around the train station with the fattest tits ever. genuinely hard not to stare. saw one in london yesterday with a massive arse but a small waist too. i need to looksmaxx so i can get a black gf with a huge arse
>>223242507better get ten million more of them imported houses and wanked pronto
>>223242503No incel and it wasn’t double
>>223242532black gf 2027
toryboys moaning about social housing and immigration while supporting international finance capitalist liberalism again
>>223242317in the 50s the blacks moved into those same white areas and were treated like second citizens. then those same whites fucked off to seaside towns leaving the second citizen blacks to occupy the estates. underclasses are a hotspot for crime and these things have generational holds. rising up against it takes effort and should be uploaded. but here you damn blacks for their situations yet hold no accountancy to the white working class that's let seaside towns decline or lemme guess it's the government faults or summit
>>223242387I literally had it harder because I was brought up in ridiculous private rents so we were constantly skint. Did I end up acting like some nig roadman or chav hoodlum? Nope. Half these people in social housing are better off than the rest of us since we subsidize their fucking rent.None of that gang stuff has anything to do with money, it's the culture, simple as. They listen to music all day about selling weed and stabbing people, and that ends up being the culture. You even see middle class mong whites going around in balaclavas and talking in that awful roadman accent. Those kids literally live in semi detached victorian houses in some leafy borough and they act like that nonetheless.
>>223242537wasn't it so fast they might take your license and car away though
Slurping up some coke zero
Thread is shit these days. Just chuddy normgroids sucking off hitler and trying to gimmick posts, people either posting trannies or seething about them, mixed in with the occasional scat porn spam.
>>223242471Erling Haaland and a good seeing to.
tomboys moaning corrr
>>22324257590% of posts these days are just terrible bait and people replying to it earnestly
>>223242565License yeah Which would mean I lose my jobWhich would mean I kill myself
>>223242528The social housing doesn't need to be in the middle of the city. Most people who work the more flashy jobs in London still have to commute in. Have the social housing be out in Greater London, not in fucking zone 1, like I said.And yes, dossers should be kicked out and priority given to workers, without a doubt. If we're going to give homes to the complete dossers, build them an estate in the medway towns or essex. They have no reason to be taking up space in London, central or otherwise.
>>223242545god i wish. not a chud but i really don't want black children, but i definitely need to date a black girl for a bit. they're so cute and always so nice
>>223242575Get a life away from 4chan.org
>>223242622Wish i could
>>223242609>LicenseFOY
posting paragraphs of retarded chudslop on /brit/ post after post should be punishable by death
>>223242556Yeah yeah mate keep on about the 50s or whatever. A black in modern times living in social housing in London has literally no barriers to success, and there is no reason for the rancid gang culture they have proliferated.>then those same whites fucked off to seaside towns leaving the second citizen blacks to occupy the estatesAhh yes the great White working class exodus to seaside towns, we were taught about that in history class.
>>223242613makes far more sense to house the service workers in the centre than the finance and management deanos who can just WFH half the time
>>223242609grim grim grim good luck mate have you contacted a lawyer
>>223242647Lisense then? That comes with a red line under it so
>>223242523reporting you to the local magistrate
>David Lammy sackedBurnham is a racist
>>223242647License and licence are different words with different meanings you illiterate retard fuck
>>223242661My favourite was the greentext list of chudslop books that was repeatedly posted for like 3 months
>>223242675how about Yankee?
rorke's willy getting stiff
andy burnham's wife isn't very fit is she? sir keir's was fitter
>>223242575it is better than it was just a few months ago desu
I might buy a tattoo kit and give myself tattoos because I’m too meek to go to a tattoo shop
License = the permission to do something Licence = an object, the physical / digital card or permit in and of itselfLisense = is not a wordThis is true both in British and Yank English.
>>223242704egregious thing to say hang your head in shame
>>223242704She's aged decades since 2017
>>223242726Mb unc wont happen again
>>223242669Maybe, that's probably pragmatic. But I just can't help but think it's wrong for the middle of London to have prime real estate taken up by that stuff. Maybe if they were fucking grateful for it rather than complaining all the time, and maybe if the people living there didn't promote gang culture and treat the estates like shit I'd have more sympathy.
>>223242679You are WRONG >>223242726 go and hang yourself you incorrect little bender
>>223242752>>223242752>>223242752
kevin keegan always reminded me of one of the actors from mr bean. nicholas hancock was his name
>>223242557vgp, these neeks have no idea how fucking nice they had it in their counties.
>>223242360you're cappingthe former is true tho
>>223242440No other party did? That seems unlikely
>>223242694Hermer gone tooTotal Aryan Victory
>>223242739she must be ill there's no other explaining it
