RIP Kevin Keegan edition
>>223242752you reckon he got to watch the game yesterday?
Rorke using his pointless English language degree for the first time in a decade to correct someone on /brit/
>>223242776probably what killed him
I LOVE BLACK WOMEN (thank you for your attention to this matter)
Don't have a license to fuck or a licence to fuck
is there a term like Yank but for people from the southern united states? Dixie?
licence is a noun (a "thing", for you mongs)license is a verb (a "doing word", for you mongs)simple as
Reckon Doctor Who should end where a dalek just vaporises him on the spot. No speech, no chance to regenerate. Just fucking explodes him.
>>223242818Rednecks
Don’t know how I drunk frosty jack during my skint teenage years, that stuff was genuine poison
Tis o'er
rate your job out of 10i rate mine a 5/10
>>223242824your licence to shag application: deniedyour licensing of a shag: failed
>>223242783if you could get bathed by any celebrity, which one would it be?
>>223242838i think he's right as much as i hate him
>>223242791kek
>>223242783Willy twitched at this
>>223242783felt sorry for messi when he was crying last night
>>223242837would kill for a bit of thatcurrently trying to refund random shit online so i can get £5 for a 4 pack
190s argie character sure is wild !!
got to the point where i cant even drink a bottle of wine and be alright the next morning. i had a bottle last night and a load of chips and this morning i was regurgitating a clear very sour liquid with bits of chips in it i dunno what it was
>>223242865dire state
>>22324283920/10. not even kidding. better than my personal time. i dread the day higher up managers discover what we actually do day to day because we'll be redeployed or made redundant
>>223242837all alcohol is poison
>>223242781Dick size variance is probably pretty low in general, i don't think anyone will really ever get shocked by the size of a penis. You'll get the former if the girl is overly excitable/trying to make you happy and you'll never get the second one. most of the time you'll probably just get a normal, more subdued reaction
Mad how we in the western still hinder ourselves with the whole global warming bollocks when china and Russia literally use it to their advantage and burn shit for fun
Imagine if you had to pass a sex theory test to get your sex licence
no one will ever like my pencil dick Got below average girth, what’s the point
>>223242865Even if I became a full blown alcoholic I’d rather sacrifice food and electric to avoid drinking frosty jacks
you noticed that gingers and black girls tend to get together quite a bitodd thatif they aren't converting to islam they're shagging black pussneed the gingers locked up pronto
>>223242838Can only think of 2 times countries did the right thing against their economic interest in history. Was obvious no country is going to cut emissions at the expense of material wealth
>>223242908weird post
>>223242889outside of reddit and random communist discord servers, everyone is well aware china's contributions to the problembut you're just as bad as them, making china the entire problem
Mostly accepted I will never have a gf but I do get random moments of pure anger and horniness and despair that I am not nose deep in the wet pussy of a cute girl.
>>223242888>Dick size variance is probably pretty low in generalFalse
>>223242838based and steve wallis pilled
>>223242838It's mad how some people try to deny climate change when we've just had three unprecedented heat waves already this year
>>223242837Its like 7%
so glad spain won last night. i know we have our differences, spaniards, but i couldn't stand to see argentina win.
>>223242920There's been weirder
>>223242918name 2
nth for the holodem
>>223242934Mad how boomers will literally froth at the mouth and scream “IT’S HOT BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING SUMMER” as they slowly steam to death in their 50c house
Still quite enjoy IHE's videos even if they are low effort slideshows but I do miss his higher effort stuff like search for the worst.
>>223242916same with ginger girls and black men
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1784527759988005.webm
go cry to the slant eyes about it
professor jiang said 90% of people will die in the next 50 yearscan't wait for the apocalyptic cults
theoretically could a bisexual lad redistribute semen of chads on tinder to ugly birds in order to diversify the gene pool?
I have a theory that I genuinely believe would solve the nonce problem Have you ever noticed in those nonce hunter videos it’s always some form of autistic freak or munter trying to shag a 15 year old or something and rarely one of the freaks trying to nonce a kid or something? My theory is most once’s were runts who never got to shag in their teenage years like most normal folk and long for what they missed out on in their teenage years as an adult.My solution? Execute anyone who hasn’t shagged before their 18th birthday
>>223242916never heard about this before
>>223242931I mean, it is though. most men are like 4.5-6.5 inches, there's not really much difference. six inches wont shock you if you've seen 5 or 5 and a half. even seven wouldn't
2 years ago I spent dozens of hours scrolling through niche census and statistical data on local government websites for various third world nations just to make this autistic waste of time infographic that nobody once even praised me for or commented on
>>223242824your mum is a doing word
The Starmerreich has fallen
>>223242838nigga a car
>>223243032i like that image
>>223243010HE'S USING THE VPN TO BAN EVADE TO POST LINKS TO SCAT PORN DO NOT CLICK
>>223243010they've definitely let out a little bit of pee while doing this
>>223243032>france not irrelegiousokay GOY
Shias and sufis are awesome honestly. They are the catholics of the Muslim world
>cloggy is hereimminent cuck spam aheadsee you all tomorrow (except you clogwog. hope your mum gets violently raped and murdered)
>>223243037my car doesn't have any power in reverse but it seems reversing is actually more effective for ramming into things
>>223243032looks wrong
>>223242959Britains abolition of slavery and USAs Polio and small pox vaccination programmes
>>223243050wrong . the car is a guy
>>223243084Everything on it was based on the most recently available official statistics
need to get some face peel masks and have a "me" day
>>223243115so how did you fuck it up then
How long have you spent on 4chan so far today?
>>223242992They really do be like that>>223243014The per capita greenhouse gas emissions of the US are higher than those of China. So Americans need to do more work to reduce their emissions than the Chinese do.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_greenhouse_gas_emissions
>>223243149go protest in china about rising emissions
>>223243037Quite concerning how easily the wall went in I’ve seen ramming vids in Liverpool before and it takes like 2-3 tries before it caves in
>>223243149Or they can increase it if they have 10kids each
>>223243021Pretty sure the reason they make the decoy 15 is because 16 and above isn’t that likely to see the police do anything
>>223243091abolition was economically driven immunity to polio obviously creates more consumers
>>223242925china has done loads to mitigate climate change despite its economy being based on industry and manufacturing. not sure what else people want them to do it’s the biggest nation on earth are they supposed to just starve and die
>>223243170Americans are more of a problem than the Chinese are, so I should protest in the US about it>>223243177Extra kids would mean more emissions
>>223243149per capita doesn't matter to the greenhouse effect only total emissions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrFdHVqgjYQThis is my songAnd nothing can make it dieIt's been so long and it's strongerI know whyAnd I wonder if you reallyReally knowThat as long as I liveI will sing my songThat as long as I liveI will sing my songThat as long as I liveI will sing my song for you
what would happen if you went to the desk at mcdonalds and said "ehh., can I get a McNigger?"
>>223243206>supposed to just starve and dieyes along with billions of other peoplegeorgia guidestones were right, and its what the most powerful people have in mind anyways
>>223243214let's see your eyes
>>223243206maybe we can all stop the cycle of whataboutism finger pointing and acknowledge the true scale and source of global international industrial emissions then do something about it together
>>223243240Go and do it. You're not busy. Waddle down there and film it with your Samsung Galaxy S2. YOU WON'T DUE TO PURE COWARDICE.
Po
>>223242781my knob hasn't changed at all since I was 13 so I've got a tiny immature knob
>>223243215poor anna hates PE
i cant bare to sit idly by with the people of ukraine in strife!
>>223243308fine group of people ive chosen to spend my life here with
>>223243308um
>>223242979need her shagged NOW (by me)
>>223243308pic??
>>223243263not into pointing fingers and blaming countries cus that's a waste of time but ocean plastic isn't the main contributor to climate change though.
>>223243263https://www.vice.com/en/article/stop-blaming-developing-countries-worlds-plastic-problem-asia/In reality, much of the world’s trash is actually manufactured by multinational companies headquartered in the West, according to the 2018 brand audit by #BreakFreeFromPlastic.Those living in developed countries also produce a lot more waste than those in developing ones. Take the United States, for example. Its Environmental Protection Agency reported that in 2015, each person generated 4.48 pounds of municipal solid waste per day. This is a lot more than say, what a Filipino produced in 2016, which was reported at an average of .40 kilograms (.88 pounds) per day by the Philippines’ National Solid Waste Management Commission.Some would argue that this is all fine because rich countries tend to have good recycling programs, but that comes at a price countries in Southeast Asia have to pay for.“Recycling simply means that they send it to another country with the condition that it gets recycled, but it doesn’t matter if it actually gets recycled or not,” Grate said.He explained that the current recycling model just means wealthier countries sending their plastic waste to poorer ones. Once the trash has been shipped, these rich countries don’t consider it their problem anymore. “Asia has been wrongly portrayed as the poster child for plastic pollution,” Mageswari Sangaralingam of the Consumers’ Association of Penang said during a press conference in the Malaysian state on Sunday. “The actual fact is that we have become the world’s dumping ground, arising from countries exporting their plastic problems.”
Korean male popstars all look more effeminate that most western women
>>223243197>abolition was economically drivenIt absolutely wasnt this is the claims thirdies try to say >immunity to polio obviously creates more consumersYeah african consumers in the 1950s great
mumberg just had a massive go at me for staying in my room all day every day and told me to sort my life outwhat does she expect when she brought me up to be this way
>>2232431974chan has rotted your brain. Please leave your bedroom.
Shoot the shields shoot the shields
>>223243393Fuck off to r9k you worthless slug
>>223243263Plastic is a different issue you fucking idiot, we're talking about climate change which is being caused by excess greenhouse gases in the atmosphere, which are there because of human activities, such as burning fossil fuels.Americans on 4chan always blame China for climate change but the average American is responsible for more greenhouse gas emissions than the average Chinese person.It's like a person driving a 10 mpg truck pointing their finger at someone driving a 50 mpg Prius and saying "they're the problem, not me"
>>223243368>thirdies shit up the oceans with plastic>it's the west's fault!
>>223243393what are you going to do when she dies
what book are you reading at the moment?
>>223243440The magus by john fowles
just back from a positively idyllic and invigorating virgin walk in the sun. Vitamin D topped up, the muscles pumped, the skin tanned, the penis bone-dry and withered. Nothing quite like it.
>>223243440the stand by stephen king
Otamendi opened proceedings, accusing Rodri of complaining about officials in the build-up to the match: “Start talking less, you big baby; you were whining all week. You were whining all week long. You and Laporte. Both of you. You don't do that. You were whining to the referees, my friend.” Rodri responded, telling Otamendi to “have some respect.”
Fucking a consenting adult female up the arse
das fraulein
>>223243340
>>223243385mercantilism had run its course. economic activity had to ramp up. slaves needed freedom to spend at the time they were still proselytizing to them so that was the benefit
>>223243416copenot real a pregnant woman produces more output than 50 jeeps revving it at 100% while pushing the breaks down in a parking lot for an entire year
>>223243469right well thats not on is it UM right well...right um ummm ``
>>223243440https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13580070-yamanashiI picked it up because it was about crabs but it's quite good actually
>>223243393grow up, get a job, move out, and sort your life out
the world is getting browner and gayer so i will continue to pollute as much as possible so that they suffer while i'm long dead
>>223243469>>223243489I think about women and sex all day. The older I become the more true "men think about sex every 7 seconds" becomes for me.
>>223243514good advice
>>223243528right
>>223243426if you know every piece of garbage you export to them, they're gonna throw it in the ocean, and you keep sending them garbage, you're part of the problem yes.
>>223243528i'm the exact opposite. i don't even react to women
>>223243525they're already polluting to make you suffer . they're winning with a 1000000 point lead
>>223243528Unironically your testosterone levels might naturally be too highAre you also balding early?
idk how to get a job
>>223243507like crabs do you?
>>223243498Yeah thats why it narrowly passed in parliament, it took 20years of campaigning from non business owners like Wilberforce and slavers and traders were given huge amounts in compensation. You need to stop getting your history from tiktok mate
>>223243499It is real, which is why Europe has had three record-breaking heatwaves already this year>a pregnant woman produces more output than 50 jeeps revving it at 100% while pushing the breaks down in a parking lot for an entire yearWe need children in order for the human species to survive, but we don't need gas-guzzling Jeeps when we can use electrified transport instead, powered by zero-carbon energy sources like wind, solar, and nuclear
>>223243560Yeah they're cool
>>223243528Everything in the world is about power except sex. Power is about sex
>>223243566i knew you were right all along. i heard the same thing. you got it from a youtube video. i just strung you along for an argument so i could feel less lonely. you've been done
>>223243528i literally can't go outside because i will think about fucking every single woman that i see
>>223243598s
>>223243606stop watching porn
>>223243598Bizarre little goblin
I have no sex drive and subsequently don't watch pornDon't particularly find women or men attractive at all
no world cup games . what the hell am i supposed to do with my evenings now
>>223243545well obviously I don't stare too long at them or talk to them but I do think about them all the time>>223243553Nah I'm not bald or balding. Also I don't think my test can be high because I have a gigantic varicocele on my left bollock which is known to reduce test. I think if I ever got that fixed and my test rose any more I'd be walking around sporting a permanent erection.
How often do you think about sex with women?
why do girls turn down the elastic waistband of their joggers and shorts these days?
a man goes into a bar carrying two canesthe barman asks "what's with the walking aids?"the man responds "i'm leftypol"
recently come out that my dad has been shagging his mates wife for yearsnot a joke lads
>>223243606genuinely every second I spend outside I am scanning the horizon for attractive womenit's not clear what I even expect to happen because I don't approach them or anything but I can't not do it. Like I feel I need to be looking for them ALL the time.
>>223243669Every minute of every day
>>22324366745 minutes for a ready meal is bloody ridiculous
>>223243569tl:drJEWS need children because they are slaves
writing a parody to Madonna's Material Girl in the style of Weird Al
>>223243695you are indian
gymtoil complete
>>223243695such is the life of the high test incel freak
foid moment
>>223243718blogged again award
so 50% of /brit/ are extremely horny porn addicts25% are benders25% are asexual
>>223243718the more you put in, the more you get out
Genuinely just wondering what compels a man to sequentially post pictures of a disabled man's dogshit food that he saved from his twitter
bashing a row of walnut whips with a hammer
Any sauropod man in?
bloody fucking bastard high testosterone making me a bald benchod bitch fuck you i need sex
>>223243440Arrow of god
PM Andrew Burnham looking at his sexy wife (photo unedited)
>>22324370312 minutes in microwave
why don't you care?
respectfully, what else is there to look at when you're outside? Bushes and shrubs? Cars? What are you looking out for if not extremely attractive women. There's nothing else outside that is going to evoke the same reaction within you as seeing a stunning woman.
>>223243740some people- spend far too much online- get too emotionally invested in the websites they frequent- get too emotionally invested in their shitty gimmicks- the shitty gimmicks become ocd-like ritual posts (compounded by being a bored internet addict)thats how people like spaki and the like are born
Um, yes, I know it's a little late, but is it possible to reserve a table for two at 8:00 or 8:30, perhaps?
>>223243782id eat her shit
>>223243781because we're all going to die anyways and i'm weak and powerless and stupid anywaysmostly the second part
omfg a kawaii jvp omg omg
>>223243747 k* c e*raises n
think you gooners need to realise women don't look like that in real life
>>223243790well said
>>223243824uhm no idea what this means
>>223243827makeup is just mental
>>223243827non-ugly ones do
i'm a homunculus
saw a slightly chubby zoomer woman (must've been about 20) walking around with her arse hanging out of her ridiculously small shortskino
>>223243827Not attractive before or after sorry
>>223243827as long as she looks like that when my willy is in her i dont care
>>223242783
>>223243853i'm just retarded but had a good laugh when i saw what a silly mistake i made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4LdUQzCPPMts lowkey so tuff bruh
its fucking 5pm. take the piss.
David Lammy in the bin
>>223243827shes adorable without makeup. i'd do anything to shag her
>>223243900screamvery good post
>>223243790this made me realise i've wasted the last 10 years posting along side these spackers
>>223243921anything eh?
>>223243921>i'd do anything to shag herif you never post on 4chan EVER AGAIN you will shag her bye!
Hate how parents get to dictate the direction of your life entirelygenetics, wealth, location, connections, friends, education, diet, lifestyle, hobbies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lX24RKQQM4leftypol having a menty health eppy
>>223243941>friendsMy parents didn't decide this for me
>>223242862sameit was the kind of crying that he'd suppressed and just erupted when he took the medal and realised he'll never be there again not because he wouldnt qualify again but because time is against him. very relatable
>>223243900learn to triforce▲▲ ▲
>>223243944Scouser finally catching up on the OLDs
>>223242853anne hathaway
>>223243939if i could believe these were causally related i would stop right now
>>223242853Milana Vayntrub
Love it when cunts on here just say get a job like it’s that easy like I can just press a button and suddenly I’m employed
>>223243944look at leftypol go
>JUST IN: American Heart Association reveals drinking up to five cups of coffee per day may lower the risk of stroke, heart failure & type 2 diabetes.coffeeGODS we keep winning
>>223242853romi rain
>>223242853idris elba
HEALEY IN
>>223243990leftypol on a normal one
fittie on the chase
>>223243987it's obvious that we're implying you need to gain some skills, apply for jobs, get a haircut, buy some clothes that don't make you look like a vf and go to interviews instead of whining about your mum
Ya bashar!
>>223243987could get a job stacking tins of beans in a supermarket by the week's end but you think you're too good for it so you'll do nothing
>>223243990>stop calling ruby a gollumm!!!!!
>>223243990
>>223243992don't think that's true
las malvinas je srbija
> Wales secretary Jo Stevens sacked from cabinetAndy is the fucking goat!!!!
>>223243091>USAs Polio and small pox vaccination programmeswell the USA only did it in the americas so it was basically to help themselvesthe global vaccination effort was spearheaded by the USSR
drinking water
>>223244024no you cant atmcant even get maccies
>>223244024I am too good for that Where I live that type of job is for people fresh off the boat
>>223244019is it bradley?
>>223243990bodycam released for male employee arrested in shrewsbury lidl
>>223244038cunts cleaning house5000 year burnham reich incoming
>>223244024there's only one isle of beans in my local supermarket so that's about an hour's work a day is it? how is that worth it?
today i look quite good but not like a serious office man which is what im pretending to be
>>223244064alri danny drinkwater of leicester city fame
>>223244038it's a bloodbath
>>223244088when you're finished with your beans there will be other items needing stacked
if you think about we're all immigrants because we're all from another cuntry
new indian reality music programme called the masked singh with simon cow
opened the apps, saw who is available to swipe on and to talk to, and realised i don't care
>>223244129why don't you do some then?
we actually all come from Africa so no one is a native in Europe sorry to tell u x
not seen one post make any vaguely impressive or valuable contribution on /brit/ in the 5 years i've browsed here
rorke has been appointed chancellor
>>223244130im from England
keep trannies out of gay porn
>>223242883lol what do youd o how can it better than getting to choose what u do in free time
Miss Chanancellor Bing
>>223244067>I am too good for thatYou aren't
£6.50 for a meal deal and some milk it's not right
>>223244171you're from your mother's cunt
>>223244184I AM too good for that!
>>223244164rorke's da slated as parliamentary undersecretary for migration
>lol what do youd o how can it better than getting to choose what u do in free time
I shouldn’t have to humiliate myself working in a supermarket being treated like shit sorry like that’s just not going to happen
>>223244138
They just released the official portrait of the prime minister
>>223244182it gets me up in the morning so i dont waste the day then i do nothing before i go for a expensed lunch and then i finish at 4 plenty of time to do my own thing
>>223244206done that illiterate retard
>>223244191which is from England
God blesses those who bless Palestine
>>223244226that's not the prime minister and it isn't a new portraitfool!
>>223244231no it isn't. the uterus is the netherworld
>>223244160>>223244130Alri schlomoGuess that means open borf
>>223244226monke
> JUST IN: Prime Minister Andy Burnham has invited US President Donald Trump on a state visit to Cheadle
instead of this ngeativity lets get diego a gf lol
>>223244250for you the inside of a fanny might as well be
>>223244266we're not miracle workers
>>223244187Just treated myself to one too
>Guess that means open borf
>>223244293pige
>>223244286nooo you have to go to Trinidad & Tobago to get your meal deal!!!!!!!!!
feeling nostalgic about fifa 17
>>223244277it's literally the nethers
when do brits elect a PM
>>223244293you just know this cunt immediately went back to rolling in his own poo the moment this hosing ended
>>223244293Disgusting dirty creatures
is tim watching the tennis?
>>223244206>muh pelling error on 4channerino i'm too low iq to udnerstand basic post >>223244229u are severely low iq
>>223244316me when asked for my opinion on the working class
>>223244064unc is drinking water :skull:
>>223244217well you also shouldn't not have to do that if you don't want to starve to death in the street
>>223244308technically we vote for parties, not PMs, so these days the done thing once your party gets in is to do musical chairs PMs so everyone gets a £113,000/year lifetime pension after serving 45 days as PMall paid for by the taxpaying goyim of course, quite rightly too
>>223244305yeah, you'll nether touch one
>>223244328You clearly aren't busy so go to his care home and ask him directly. You won't.
We at/brit/LikeDigital Doctor nowok .. !!
when i was at school one of the teachers went mental because no one in the class knew who the chancellor of the exchequer was. i'd never even heard of it
mad how you can just larp in real lifeif youre at a pub or club you can just pretend to be, i dunno, a footballer or something
>>223244293they finally got rorke to take a shower?
>>223244328cursed poocovered image
andy burnham? more like andy capp
>>223244316'sheed
gonna get into warhammer figurines again
>>223244367mine went mental because someone didnt know how many cards are in a deck. had full on meltdown and was screaming and then put head on the desk and didn't say anything and retired by the end of the term
>>223244364buxom wench
>>223244389ok
>>223244370i do this when randos in beer gardens
>>223244370pre-internet maybe. Nowadays everyone has social media and if yours doesn't confirm whatever shite you're putting out there then it's over
>>223244370Yo I am Jennsonn.
The boy, 16, followed Vicki Williams into her empty classroom at Milford Haven Comprehensive School in Pembrokeshire, after asking for help with his history work on 5 February.He pulled a knife from his bag and lunged at her. Williams told a jury at Swansea Crown Court she feared she would die.On Monday, he was found not guilty of attempted murder but guilty of wounding with intent, and unlawful wounding.
>>223244395remember the ones that had their tits out corrrr
>>223244415race of student?
>how many cards are in a deck?>6...7?
>>223244429power whizzing6 followed by a 7? madness
>>223244410i made that post then went for a shite, and as i was shitting i thought about the fact that a girl could just type your name into google and debunk it on the spotso you're right
get the homes built
>>223244367my english teacher cried and stormed out the room when I insisted that mao zedong was just as accepted a transliteration of his name as mao tse-tung and google confirmed I was rightthik it was just the proverbial straw though as she often had mini meltdowns
>>223244444admirable digits though so it's not all bad
applying for jobs. hate it so much
>>223244455i suppose you can still larp to an extent, like claiming you've been to north korea or your da was in the IRA
>>223244410Ah yes, the mass-produced gifts of the intelligence services community. A society of people willingly giving up their time to labour for the profit of private companies, so they can buy the instruments of their own surveillance.
>my english teacher cried and stormed out the room when I insisted that mao zedong was just as accepted a transliteration of his name as mao tse-tung and google confirmed I was right
>>223244415Incel in the making. Just like most of you lot he'll be spamming frogs in no time. Luckily he won't leave his bedroom, ever, not even to visit his favourite lolcows.
>>223244479not really a hatworthy post but go off I guess
>>223244489we don't even post that many frogs here
wonder what savannah fox eats to make her fart porn videos
>>223244367>>223244401>>223244453Before I came here I nwver thought english teachers had such sorts of breakdowns.
>>223240837>>223240837
please prepare me a new to continue my childish inane babblethank you
>>223244503Selena Loca drinks milk (she's lactose intolerant)
>>223244511dumb cat
>>223244511why waste time doing this retarded cunt!!!
>>223244582>>223244582>>223244582
>>223242783KWAB
