it's warm edition
think the optimal strategy for going to the club is to not even think about women, that seems to produce the best resultsironically if you obsess over getting them you wont get any
>>223244370not autistic but genuinely dont getw hy you'd do thislike who cares loland if some stupid bint is only gona let me gnosh her because she thinks i'm a c list footballer then to be quite honest she's become v unattractive to me
Enjoy the pooshine
>>223244582
>>223244594falset. have tried this many times and it doesnt work
My nasty neighbour who complained about my parking is filling up his paddling pool with a hosepipeThat's a report heh
>>223244503
>>223244582poorly fitted bikini really isn't it
I've just accepted that I'll be a virgin for life.
lamine yamal. barely 19 years old. winner of the world cup and the euros. having sex with adult models since he was 17. multi millionaire.
*wiggles my arms*
>>223244596because you cani've had loads of good conversations and shags supported by lies to make myself seem more interestingit inevitably blows up in my stupid face, but who cares? they're only words
/brit/ is full of porn addicts, gays, trannies, and noncesnasty, nasty place this
>>223244639you haven't accepted it, because you have a jesus-shaped hole in your heart anon
>>223244634alri joan rivers
one time in highschool we had 3 teacher crashouts all in the same day, very surreal.one of them was justified, but the others the teacher went psycho for basically no reason.
>>223244640tbf he was anointed by the goat when he was a baby
>>223244647how walk me through over how u turn a rejectino into a shag with a bullshit storyi'm not talking about simply a girl is already into you and you manage not to fumble it bc u dont need to lie (well not really) for that to happen
>>223244656fuck off
>>223244680hehe no!
>>223244664everyone hates you
>>223244594Depends. It's a good strategy for sure if you are just beginning to go out in your life.Lads, have any of you ever gone floppy at the time when the woman is about to come and her pus-,sorry I meant fanny, tightens around your dick forcing it out? Because I have been fucking for ten minutes and many times I go softer towards the end, then the woman nearing orgasm just pushes the cock out. And then they are frustrated.
>>223244655
argh, not a racoon! he'll be 'lyssa Liu posting for hours
they'll be dancing in the streets of aberdeen tonight
one time in middle school the history teacher yelled at me for 20 minutes straight at the top of his lungs because i forgot my homework, i think he was having a roid rage.
>>223244704heard you lot are quite aggressive
>>223244699no word of a lie I had this exact jokey thought earlier today, word for word
Sir rudyard lynch
>>223244704had a pe teacher do that to the whole class once i suspected it was roids many years later
never got in trouble in school. very well behaved. i regret this.
>>223244671there is no magic formulayou need to be quick on your feet and adapt to each person, and desu its a skill that you might not even havehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUIvrQL4xJM
>>223244655basically 4chan in a nutshellshithole site
i said goodbye to the ground
Just another poster boy for Andy Burnham's Broken Britain
>>223244734i got suspended from school so often my mum lost her job because she had to leave work to pick me up a couple times a week. i regret that.
>>223244762stupid bitch shouldnt have raised a mongo
>never got in trouble in school. very well behaved. i regret this.
i am willing to die for ukraine against russian aggression! i am not a fraud!
>oh my gosh is that a pornographyget a grip you poof
nth for the gyaldem
>>223244779you are indian
>>223244714That dude was fucked.He was in a car crash, the guy he crashed agains't was a hoodrat that pulled a knife and tried to kill him, it left him with a huge scar across his cheek and probably PTSD, which is why he was always on edge, had anger issues and looked like he went to the gym everyday.
I never got in trouble but my Dad got permanently expelled for beating up his PE teacher.
Right team I think the sink has been fixed so get in
>>223244687HELLO??? HAS ANY OF YOU HAD IT?
>>223244735usually charismatic enough that i dont need to lie to get extra attention lolidk i'd lose respect for a woman if she thought i was kevin costner just because i made a blagging attemptlike it's one thing to get yourself out of trouble or make life easier to fraud a bit like walk around with authority etc it's another to have to lie to pick up womenand as i said i'ev literally never seen it work in person for someone anywaylike sure you exaggerate a bit but that's normal human conversationstraight up larping sounds peak delulu and desu the fact u cant give even a single example of how u turned a rejection into a shag makes me think you know it's b.s. too
spent 5 minutes scrubbing my arse with a scrub daddy sponge and it still stinks
doing some overhead pressnot as good as the bench is itbut its alright ahaha
>>223244582Me on the right
>>223244810Oh my goodness blog the fuck on
We need to conquer Afghanistan, Pakistan and Kashmir for the White race
got in trouble at school for something i never did and got treated like a criminal. it not right
just put the steamer over the desk chair and the arse fumes that came off were insane
>>223244816prefer ohp to bench personally
>>223244824you will be my foreign minister and minister of war in my new government
>>223244775my uncle was the same way. maybe it's genetic, i dunno
>>223244783spammed pornography to arouse male strangers again award
pornography is destructive to the well-being of the individual, the relationships between individuals, and therefore society as a whole
Was a class clown in some classes, a good boy in others. Depends if I was with my mates or not. Got along with with a bunch, I was the innocent kid who did funny stuff from time to time
'member /qa/
did seriously none of you guys fight in school? what a bunch of fuckin sissies
>>223244848malaponte
>>223244843That not pornography you clown
What's Horse doing walking into the Downing Street Zone??!
>>223244824mad how they exchange that for bradford. they have more of an understanding of natural beauty that almost anyone in britain
my dad is a deano chad but I got all my mum's tiny irish geneticshe's 6 foot 2I'm 5 foot 9he's broadim narrow shoulderedhe's got a defined jawlineive got no chinused to hate him for it, now i don't care
>>223244810you didn't ask for a specific example and now you're upset you didn't get any?i once convinced a woman at the club, with the help of a week of french learning and practicing an accent in the shower every day for a week, that i was a french boy from a rich family near bordeaux and we were in the wine business
>make tiny mistake at toil which anyone could have made and took a minute to fix>toilberg acting like I just committed a war crime>all this just before a performance review so there’s no way I’ll be getting the full pay raise
>>223244640Apparently his girlfriend was an argentinian rapper
>>223244868No more a faggot than this guy>>223244843
>>223244887yeh you seem like you dont care
>>223244887you should have become the kid from adolescence and ruined his life
>>223244868Twice, won both
sir john tickle
Andy Burnham's wife is so haggard and ugly that you can tell she has lost her looks due to realising she is a beard
>>223244871ad hominem
watching youtube videos about prison even though im sure ill never go there
>>223244889>how walk me through over how u turn a rejectino into a shag with a bullshit storyare you illiterate?
>>223244895Trvke
>>223244916two gay pms back to back
>go to a restaurant in Japan >pretty girl serves TT delicious healthy food>price: $4.32 usd im tired of this dump country i live in broshttps://youtu.be/2zuGz-Fh5-E?si=1IisOMULmAD4gUhk
i shall watch a movie tonight.
>>223244905should have been more precise and say i don't blame him anymorejust accepted my incel status
>>223244930that sounds like asking for a formula rather than a specific example
>>223244916she was on blind date so it's just because she was a whore in her youth. cilla black raped her
>>223244932ASS TO ASS
>>223244936go live there and eat kawaii bull bollock on rice
>>223244908>goes 2-0>retiresvery based
>>223244882you have an addiction and it is ruining your life
ngl he's having a terrible 1st day
The Right HonourableAndy Burnham
>>223244949
>>223244594I find that the best way to go out drinking/clubbing/to a concert is to expect nothing but a good timeThat way I only end up disappointed if the experience itself was shitty
>>223244951my pp is Japan size so i think i will
>>223244687Has this ever happened to you?
>>223244936restaurant has a sign outside saying no whites
>>223244943maybe if you're autistic...
>>223244777this was me, except in my early 20's i morphed into a giant retarded child
>>223244978i sure am!
listening to mario kart music
only work 4 days this week, then off all next weekof course, i'll have a plastic tube in my piss system after getting a stone pulled out through my pee hole so god knows what kind of weird shit i'll be feeling
>lammy outthank christ
in form
>>223244988scream
So Burnham is making MASSIVE CHANGES to the cabinetWill this actually positively affect life in the UK? I am doubtful
>>223244977Every asian girl wants white d. They'll let me in.
listening to japanese music
>>223244951>kawaii bull bollock on riceSounds bvsed With lots of katsu I hope!!!
>>223244988>>223244978
>>223244964why is his nose always red
No time for rest Messi big game coming up later this week it's time to Lock In
>>223244996he was 17 there that's not bad
>>223245003more women innit
> Burnham's political ideology has been called "Manchesterism".> Burnham has characterised Manchesterism as "the end of neo-liberalism"ziedy on the ropes
>>223244964you can still see the young man in his middle aged face
>>223244996get mogged
Burnham apparently just deepthroated Trump over the phone
>>223244861We should've integrated /qa/ zoomers instead of ostracising them. They've lost to their own zoomer post-irony and have become, racist nazis and mysogonists. With no millenials to bounce off they've collapsed to their own doom spirals
Burnham at the PM desk talm bout some putting manny on the map
>>223245041god that's so hot
>>223245028lolburnham's first move as pm will be closing down the gherkin
Japan is where i belong. I yearn to explore the tight holes that were crafted by Buddha for my penis.
>>223244996he been on the chicken and rice
>>223245037>Sometimes on public transport: in a tubular sea of people, in the gamut of ages and types, temperaments and desires — I attempt to look at each person as an entire being through time. A child on its way towards death, readying itself or denying death’s approach — then, by virtue of this invisible labour, all around me are beautiful faces: children, by time deformed, yet watched over; surveilled by the accountants of grace — bubbles of grace and grace’s reception, little boys, little girls, dressed up for work, leaning on canes: weighed down by exhaustion, gritty misery, and pain — yet their faces not fallen, not yet lost, not surrendering. In that moment, of a sudden: I love them. I see them, in every ricochet and glance, in the whirling angles of this information I gather and absolve. Is this how I free myself from my own specificity?, I think — is this how I free myself from Death?
he looks like an ai generated starmer
>>223245002whys that funny >>223245014…yh
the hardest job to become the absolute best in worldwide Formula 1 driverNBA playerNASA astronautPremier League footballerNobel Prize-winning physicistFortune 500 CEOSupreme Court JusticeFighter pilotConcertmaster of a major orchestraTop law firm partnerAny person achieving this is at the pinnacle of human accomplishment
>>223245021Don't care basketball is more entertaining Compare 1 goal in 120 minutes Vs 2 or 3 every single minute
leftypol heckling "get more migrants in andy boy" at one of his speeches
>>223245072who this?
>>223245074melt it all down and give it to the poorNO GODS NO KINGS ONLY MAN
>>223245064Buddha isn't a god
>>223245074Such an opulent room for a couple of shabbos goy
>>223245064no one would touch you with a 10ft pole malaponte, you brown freak
>>223245087Where does /brit/ shitposter rank?
>>223245028burnham is hardcore neo-liberal tho?like what's he done that isn't neo-liberal so far
>>223244988For me it's cowboy bebop
>>223245106I'm dying for some asian pussy bro im literally starving for it
>>223245102s
>>223245086dunno lol
red wine is optional
Mum made a lovely tea and I've eaten it all like a good boyMayhaps some honeycomb ice cream for afters a bit later x
Wearing my "Garfield" T-shirt
malaponte has shagged way more than i ever will
>>223245116strange that you worry about other men having sex isn't it
>>223245139they're all kids but
>>223245123Elite /brit/ shitposter: somewhere in the middle.The barrier to entry is low (anyone can post), but becoming widely recognized as consistently funny, memorable, or influential in an anonymous community is surprisingly difficult because:You have no persistent reputation.Posts are judged almost entirely on their own merit.Competition is constant.Trends and in-jokes change quickly.
>>223245074why are his ears like that. he's like a plastic doll that was made all wonky
>>223244996Which work outs for this build?
>>223245136corrget her shagged
it pie night
Mental how Palantir hired the grandson of Oswald Mosley just because of who he is Alex Karp literally quoted from memory in full one of his fascist rally speeches, then did some Tai Chi moves, and that was the job interview.
>>223245156*rubbing my big bulging belly*if you insist...
>>223245128good music good show this ones my favouritehttps://youtu.be/ZTVn6Mse_xQ>>223245132quite rude
>>223245145he posted pics if the hogs he shagged they were definitely adults
Searching for posts that contain ‘it pie night’ and in ‘gb’. 339 results found.
>>223245160>PalantirGot a mate that works there, hilariously evil place
>>223244957I hope to never scrap as an adult, too dangerous
>>223245104https://thebookclubonline.substack.com/p/i-am-goodest-at-sexjust an old friend *taps nose*
enjoyed driving yesterday which is a change for me. maybe i'll drive to places across the country on the occasional weekend
>>223245087why f1 driver so highor premier league footballeror only nobel prize winning physcistsalso again the numbers are weirdsupreme court justice there are 9 of them or whatever yet there's 500 ceos, not exactly propotional is itfighter pilot what does this mean why not a generaltop law firm partner this is gona be more about drive than anything else surelylike u have such a wild disparate set of skills you are trying to make the "hardest" why is magnus carlson or djokovic not up there but nba football and physicists arejust makes no sensewhat about tom cruise or taylor swiftinfitely many people want to be actors or singers yet here u have 2 most famous in the world pretty much
>>223245138im wearing a Garfield t shirt too!
Desperately want to kill myself because of the gender dysphoria and no naziyank before you give your spiel I don't watch porn at all I've been like this my entire life
>>223245198mental how balding can completely ruin a mind
>>223245198right he's either ziedy or for some bizarre reason has incorporated ziedy's dogshit patter into his work
>>223245193It's literally comic book levels of evil
>>223245212get the woman's clobber on mate that'll sort you out
the fake diego larping is so pathetic
>>223245212why do you feel like youre a womanif youre on /brit/ using phrases like naziyank you have nothing in common with a biological woman
>>223245250Actually it just makes me realise I'll always be a man and makes life worse
>>223245064right well that's a child
gay porn burger for tea
>>223244841:3
>>223245193i assume youre no longer mates with him then?
andy burnham going to london thinking it will be like manchester and getting shanked and pissed on by biomass
the gyaldem
sassy seethy indirect posting canadian
>>223245271what is so bad about being a man
>>223245283ah yes manchester is famously biomass free
>>223245261Reckon it's some kind of brain disorder I can't claim to explain it any more than I can any other aspect of myself
>>223245272She's 24. You don't get out much do you
Prologorrhoea — A charming Fuego-light… A hush velour enigmatron of silence. These are the elements I prefer, as Lord of Boner… Hither young cunni’cubine, come… Come into my sihoullette-sylvian grotto and remark with me, flaunt and frolic, let your incumbent daisy-flesh blossom, blub-broodily, on my abyssal-rogue insouciance. Breathe, blow, schlurp, schlep and suck. Put thy red light on, zoowee-mama. May the rituál, begin…
>>223245291Being a man isn't bad, being biologically male while desperately feeling like you are a woman and wishing with your entire being you were female is bad
>>223245296do women turn you on. what about a big juicy cock?
>>223245087classical ballet would like a word
>>223245286Contemplate the aroma
>>223245315pseudslop
Honestly think that the prevalence of bbc porn and interracial cuckold fetishes amongst is a cosmic punishment for all the evil we whites have done.
>>223245182Chune Sid a cuteFor me atm it's https://youtu.be/ws8X31TTB5E
>>223245196definitely. i haven't fought since high-school (outside of sports)
>>223245321Don't really feel much or any sexual attraction at all I want to get fucked by men occasionally but I think it's a meta-attraction, that is attraction to being validated as a woman, rather than attraction to men
>>223245344you say that as if bbc porn isnt hot
>>223245296leave real women alone they dont want you pretending to be one they already hate each other enough
>>223245320why not just accept you will always be a man though
holding back the demon inside mejust be careful yeah
>>223245320Wish I could hug you right now
>>223245344Nah it's just a bunch of terminally online losers who've watched so much porn they've moved on to weird shit.
>>223245326mate's sister was training to become a professional ballet dancer when her heart stopped and she died, pretty grim stuff. I think she was 18 or thereabouts.
>>223245344We haven't done any evil also it's some CIA psyop
>>223245320not that leaf but how do you know you feel like a woman?
>>223245372SCREAM
>>223245354>leave real women aloneWhat makes you think I interact with anyone, trans people face a lot of abuse and violence so I mostly stay in, besides trans people are already segregated by law
>>223245362my left arm is wrapped in bandages for a reason
>>223245361I wish I could. That's like asking a schizophrenic to just stop hallucinating. I get most trannies will see that comparison as horrible but it's how I feel.>>223245367Thanks anon, it's good to know there's still good souls out there
>>223245386trans people face abuse and violence because they are freaks who force people to pretend they are the other sex and tell women if they dont call them she theyre a terf who should be raped
>>223245286Bunch of lollygaggers x
had nightmares about madonna
who is making the wow classic+ guild
>>223245372that's awful, though if she was still just training by 18 it was too late for her anyways tbqh. why did her heart stop
>>223245383Its just instinctual. You just intrinsically feel deeply uncomfortable in your own skin and like it's the wrong form, the wrong sex. If feels like someone's taken your mind and stuck it in someone else body.
>>223245348Ohh which combat sports have you dabbled in?
>>223245431sc
Smartest person I met was my personal tutor when I was at Cambridge who was also an Anglican priest who admitted to me he no longer believed.When I dropped out he phoned me and cried saying I'm throwing a great mind away.I just don't belong there unfortunately, I'm part Irish travaller and was born to be part of the underclass, no point in pretending otherwise.
>>223245431that wasn't a nightmare, you actually saw that ghoul during the halftime show
>>223245418Ah yes, it's trans people's fault they get beaten up and murdered. Do you want me to apologise for being born? I won't. Fuck you, you soulless goblin chud.
The mouth covering rule is so funny to me, these are grown ass men that were covering their mouths to talk shit to other players like fucking 7 year olds
TV that has been broken for months has just started working again Nothing changed don't know whyAlready replaced it with a £1000 TV ages agovery annoyed but also kind of happy but also kind of not
>>223245462*locks your little willy up in a chastity cage*
>>223245476strange sort of life you have
my dads in the kitchen watching yo gabba gabba>>223245462yes and yesyou choose to be a freak you reap the consequence
>>223245434dunno exactly, I assume it was a combination of some undiagnosed heart defect and the harsh weight restriction + training required for balletshe just... died. Dead before she hit the ground stuff.
>>223245346>For people who don't know, "Adieu" is a french word, but it doesn't exaclty mean "Goodbye", goodbye in french wouldl be "Au revoir". "Adieu" is more impactful, it means you will never see the person ever again, except in even. If you cut the word "Adieu" into "A dieu", it means "See you at god" (word by word), but you could translate it by "See you in Heaven".
>>223245441indoor lacrossehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbcGoJy6IX4
>>223245414your condition is much different than a schizophrenics but i get where you are coming from never kill yourself would be my advice just think that everyone is unhappy about some missing or bad aspect of their lives but they can still find joy and satisfaction despite all that hope you can figure it out
>>223245476Why did you keep the old broken TV and why did you decide to try it again months later?
>>223245440okay you feel uncomfortable in your own body, but how do you know you feel like a woman?
>>223245470Argentinian players were scum, constantly trying to get the other teams players sent of for touching their faces because of this rule.Your team was kicking and punching and kicking people and got almost no punishment for any of it.
>>223245494genuinely pathetic
>>223245470only one player got sent off for it in the whole world cup. waste of time
why are we all so nasty all the timelets try and be nicer to each other here :)
Art
Pulling my hair out.No I'm not angry, it's just something I enjoy doing x
>>223245494Ronaldo would never. Well he probably would but he hasn't so
>>223245494his hand was there for a femtosecond screamargentina really are little rat cunts
>>223245494lost a lot of respect for messi here
>>223245499It's a plasma TV and they are still the best for watching sports. I hoped one day it would start working again or I'd get it fixed. But now it just works again. The day after the World Cup finishes.
>>223245506Because it's the masculine physical features and being treated as male in a social context which is the cause of the discomfort
off to bed
>>223245523how was your day, anon?
>>223245450you genuinely shouldn't think of yourself like that matethink 4chan might have got to you a bit too much
not many people want to be a supreme court justicebillions of people want to be footballers or musicians or actorsso getting an oscar or golden boot is the harder achievement
>>223245564No idea what a supreme court justice is
>>223245485if that's really true i'm sorry, that's terrible. sounds like she must have been quite ill
>>223245559just awful thanks for asking
I don't know anything about this Andy guy but no norfman can survive Westminster let alone London. They're gonna eat him alive.
Got any pet peeves?For me I HATE graphic t shirts where the main design is on the back of the shirt
>>223245576i hope tomorrow is better <3
>>223245564very ropey syllogism this
>>223245564one is physical the other one is... mental, innit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIjF5YMvTxw
First time I had sex I literally came in less than 30 seconds was the most humiliating experience of my whole life
need a gyaldem gf and a baddiedem side ting
>>223245564billions of people also want to win the lottery doesnt make it inherently harder
> John Healey new Chancellor > Man behind devolutionhmm
>>223245470think the 7 year olds are the ones crying to the ref
>>223245588>ropey syllogismthink this came out of my knob earlier
Hearing rumours that there's a bunch of immigrants living in one of the woods nearby>>223245579I hate graphic t shirts where the graphic is confined to a shape, squares and rectangles look especially bad
>>223245595I had the opposite problem and have still never finished from sex, admittedly I've only shagged one girl and wasn't with her that long, but I can feel fuck all with a condom on.
>>223245595How did it feel?
>>223245595So that's the same for everyone you were just a teenager then
>>223245495Y'all squabble in both hockey and lacrosse, there's something in that arena air Good to see no hard feelings after the dust up
>>223245624STATE
>>223245537i still don't see how feeling uncomfortable with your own masculinity translates into feeling like a woman. not to be rude but you have literally no idea how it feels to be a woman because you're a man
>>223245494messi lost a lot of aura with this ngl.
Doing a massive fart during sex
>>223245494MY REFFIES SAVE MEEEE
Not been a good dayBut it's made better with the help of my tasty lemon drink :)
>>223245595it's much more humilating if you can't get it up trust me
show racism the red card
honestly have a gf who decides everything in the relationship and I am completely subservientnot an ideal situation but I am a beta male by nature so I knew this is what would happen
im gay
Argentina are the most racist football team
>>223245564>masses of people want to be celebrities>only a small group of elite lawyers wish to become judges amazing insight
>>223245679It's better that way
>>223245679Corrr she should cuckold you
>>223245494people who arent idiots realised decades ago that messi is a massive prick, like most SA footballers
>>223245679get her arse posted
>>223245595whenever I have sex I can finish in literally ten seconds or not finish at all (normally making the woman start to self doubt and insist on doing more for me) or anything inbetween. no rhyme or reason to it.
>>223245679i need this as i've lost all agency and drive
>>223245588not ropey enough for you to provide a counterargument?
>>223245679ever do any femdom stuff?
>>223245624doing that at 2-0 in the 97 minute is just insane.
>>223245679Ever stuck anything up her bum?
>>223245679just leave bro
mad how gay porned my life is
>>223245679ESHUTA?
>>223245597>ywn go ride horses with the baddiedemwhy even live
>>223245696>>masses of people want to be celebritiesthere are like a dozen leagues of professional sports in every country and that doesn't even include the amateur levels
must be nice having a gf to take you to go and do things
ah yes some decrepit runtoid man is in charge of the money now and will spend more public money on bombs and missiles
>>223245679get her cuckolding you with big burly rugby men and bbc black men
>>223245734Why do women love horses?
>>223245734you jutsu kaisen
>>223245734why did you reply to yourself
>>223245714just moderate stuff like when she calls me a dirty boy when she gives me a handjob>>223245719nah>>223245721nah she's not horrible, just dominant
Anyone here ever done the gay porn dance?
starting to get tits from being a fat cuntanyone want a squeeze? might be like womans tits if i don't pack it in
>>223245616He wants us to return to monke?
>>223245770there aint no gay porn dance round here and there never was
>>223245597Kate gf and soogs side ting for maximum /mug/ satisfactionHolodemmie wife to make my /vt/ opps seethe
>>223245747It's fucking great and the the main thing I miss about having one, sex is overrated, I'd rather go for a day out at the beach.
>>223245813cringed my nut off reading that
>Jeremy Corbyn appointed deputy prime minister
>>223245734It's mad KORRRR Kait hopped to Ireland to buy an English horse
Rubbing my arse on a cock
Mr Andy Burnham
don't follow politics anymore me
OH NOBODY KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?>>223245450Are you for real? Very interesting. Salute.
>>223245755I've heard that they get orgasms from riding them due to the way the horses back digs into their pelvic area
>>223245820You wank to my posts? Shh I don't want DTFIC catching sight of this
Love inhaling the gf's morning farts
>>223245859fuck up
didnt get time to finish my cybersecurity training
>>223245861vile grobling of a creature
mousey has just been appointed as chief education secretary
>>223245879>>223245879>>223245879
>>223245450>I'm part Irish travaller and was born to be part of the underclass, no point in pretending otherwise.derailed your life for memes award
NEW>>223245885>>223245885>>223245885
>>223245870you work at a company beginning with P dont you
>>223244594I've lived my life like this and it's a recipe for disaster (sexless for the last 5 years, lost my virginity late asf at 21 too) For better or worst, all my horndog friends chasing pussy actually get it eventually, it really is a pure numbers game but I just can't get over the embarrassment and low confidence to pull it off
>drippy penis>fix this every time I pee by folding toilet paper under my foreskin after peeing>it absorbs and keeps me from getting wet underpants>today >2nd pee>nothing happens for several seconds>put it back in pants thinking I'm old and fucked and probably didn't even need to pee>paper dislodges and pee explosion in my pants >pee everywhere, toilet, floor, mat, pants, even in my shoes >mother blamed my father for the mess anywaylmao
