Groove is in the Heart EditionPrevious: >>223244998
thought that was a penis icl
>>223249233YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>>223249232NO I COULDN'T DANCE FOR ANOTHER
What's for lunch?
>>223249278This guy gets it
do you believe that people reveal their true selves when they are drunk?
>>223249232I thought it was a dick
>>223249319Yes the Romans even had a saying for that"In vino veritas", there's truth in wine
I haven't done weed in years. If I take this edible will I be in for a bad time?
I GOT FUCKING ROBBEDI BOUGHT A BOX OF POPTARTS4 PACKS OF 2, 8 TOTALTHERE ARE ONLY 3 PACKS IN THE BOX, BOX WASN'T TAMPERED WITH AT ALL STILL SEALED LIKE NEW
You don't "DO" weed, moronYou do heroin or cocaine or meth. Weed is just weed
>>223249354why do you believe it?
>>223249319Yes. I am retarded while drunk
>>223249319yesthat's why i don't get drunk around familythey're the type to get upset at gamer words
You ever done an edible......ON WEED????
>>223249232that's why black people are getting banned from japan
Poptarts are fucking disgusting and why are they like 40% crust? Fuck that noise
>>223249387Because I seen it and done it. When you're wasted your inhibitions all but disappear and you feel compelled to say things you otherwise wouldn't. I've made an ass of myself more than once by blurting out some shit when drunk that I should've kept to myself
>>223249319not completely but enough to fail the vibe check
>>223249431this nigga doesn't toast his tarts
>>223249319What does "true selves" even mean? Lowered inhibition doesn't show your full character. It just shows implusive reactions to stimuli. It doesn't reflect your thought process, values, or judgement.
Only fags use weed. Drink alcohol instead
don't ever talk about politics in my thread again.
>>223249319No, that sounds ridiculous. Do you?
>>223249465He right thoI had one the other day after not having had them since I was a kid they're the very definition of goyslop. Utterly devoid of any redeeming characteristics
>>223249485fatso
>>223249319YesDrunk words are sober thoughts
>>223249502not really but i've heard a lot of people say it
>>223249468Shut the fuck up you know damn well what he meansQuit trying to sound smart and answer the fucking question, pseud
>>223249511something you have in common then
Why are you not playing Battle Royale or extraction shooters?
>>223249541I already answered the question so now you must kill yourself
I won't respond to your posts
>>223249411>Gamer wordsLove it.
The biggest nofap red pill is becoming a father because you won’t have time to fuck or jackoff nor feel like it because you’ll either have a screaming baby in another room or in the bassinet next to your bedMy semen retention powers are maxxing out
Entire thread full of shitty bots as usual. Not a single real poster with anything to say.
Today I saw this cool fungus
>>223249592Awww, come on manPlease
running in combat boots in this blazing motherfucking heat. random boomer gave me the thumbs up. said i'm "the champion". hell yeah.
>>223249629Bomboclat what a wicked one this
Anyone miss Serb poster
what if you got a random boner while running in combat boots
>>223249658no waaay
>>223249637Stolen valor
just had an idea for the next great novel
>>223249629coz he's a big fungushe's a big fungy boy
>>223249625>>223249603The face you would be making while I make you write that word 100 times.
So Hawk Tuah made her millions by rugoulling a shit coin and just disappeared.
>>223249716Rugoulling
>>223249319generally yes
>>223249728Rugpulling
>>223249695Horny now>>223249716Nah she’s desperate and even started selling JOI foot videos nc
>>223249716she's living the american dreami'm jealous
I just spent nearly an hour on the phone with my insurance company trying to change my policy to a new address. Phoned them once, they wanted a list of construction details I've never been asked about before on any move. Say I didn't have that, they sent me a list to check with property management. I thought this was weird so I called back and got a different guy. He apologized for that, said he'd get things straightened out pronto. He then asks me every question I already answered with the previous woman, gets to the construction details and starts googling shit on his own to try to figure it out, including lengthy hold periods. He eventually figures out that information is not easily publicly available via the googles, gives up, starts trying to upsell me on new endorsements under the guise of trying to collect necessary information for my move. I eventually had to hang up on him as he wouldn't stop after I repeatedly told him to stop. I said I'd call back, he keeps reading off his endorsements and waivers when I told him I would call back later.Holy shit. Yes this was a call centre jeet but holy shit. What the hell happened to everything. If you don't have the information, just tell me and I'll get it. Don't string me along trying to make me think progress is being made. Fuck.
i used to run in combat boots and full battle rattle and a ruck and an m4 over miles and miles so yeah you are welcome for my service
>>223249790Bureaucracy is a blight on mankind
>>223249806Thank you Sir
Good goy
>>223249806I used to walk in circles every hour and finger fuck equipment
in the future cars will be so expensive that you'll have no choice but to use waymo
She came back
>>223249695Dayum
>>223249716$500 million in 20 minutes, not bad
thoughts on stella artois
>>223249980literal who?
>>223249980the first alcoholic beverage I ever got drunk onI still like it, it goes down smooth
>>223249980Idk probably tastes like any other beer when coldLk shit all tastes the same don’t come at me with some bullsheet
I guess it's just normal to leave whatever shithole you grew up in for jobs in fuckass places where you don't know anyone?How do people even stay in the same rural(ish) counties without being a fucking hobo/bum?
>>2232499808/10
>>223249980I'm a fan
>>223250026It’s called home, community, belongingYou wouldn’t get it
>>223249980All the bougie girls I used to drink with loved it so I always mentally associate it with high class pussy, but I never really drank it much myself.
raking in the (you)s today
>>223249860You will NOT have autonomy Btw this will basically kill off rural America
I'm one sad goy
lmao
I drink whatever is on sale cause alcohol is expensive in Canada
Shot rope on a flock camera and ice deported me for it
that's a good post, thank you
>>223250149Never forget the influence of indigenous black irishmen and women
I think not having kids will make up for generations of my family being dumbfuck poor people
black people ruined my life
>>223250163"on sale" means it's like $1 offjust make your own alcohol, you can do it for pennies on the dollar honestly.
>>223250218i tried. it tasted real bad
>>223250149Is that Harriet tubman and MLK? What the fuck???
>>223250218luxury soup and now "just make your own booze" things are grim in ganada
>make your own boozeUnless you're talking about Pruno, if you don't know what you're doing you could blow up your house making alcohol
against all odds a beautiful and smart woman loved me one time
>>223250391
>>223250391you can blow up your house by putting yeast in apple juice?
>>223250391you can make all sorts of wine without blowing up your house.of course, then you'd have to drink wine.you can also make beer easily, but it's more expensive to get it started
>>223250427>Unless you're talking about Pruno
did nothing all day award
water is the only drink for a wise man
When you don’t use your lg tv it plays Ching Chong music
>>223249980The characters in a webcomic I read as a kid drank it so the very occasional beer I order is a Stella (or failing that a Sam Adams)
>>223249232Does Chris-Chan knows about this?
Adrian Boner
>>223250479it's called wine bozo
>>223250540CHING CHENG HANJI
for me, it's jenkem.
>>223249319No, that is pure alchie cope. Alchies always try to deflect from the horrible things they do by saying it’s “authentic” and “your fault for making me do x”. Disgusting.
i was meant to be a noble samurai in the edo period no cap
>>223250905we really prefer "alky".
It’s rough being the last Shabbos goy roaming these streets
>>223250905I thought the deflection was saying it's inauthentic and they didn't really mean it, saying it's authentic doesn't seem like deflection
>>223250905How is saying "That's my real self" a deflection. sounds like they're owning up to it
>>223250940you got foreskin nigga don’t ever let me catch you calling yourself a shabbos goy again
>>223250919What if they caught you lacking and you had to seppuku your own shiet
>>223251028death before dishonor
Has anyone else heard the new electric fed ex trucks play ethereal tunes while they idle?
>>223251013No — a Shabbos goy doesn't need to be circumcised, and it's not really connected to the role at all.A few points that clarify why:What a Shabbos goy is: In Jewish law (halacha), a Shabbos goy is a non-Jew who is asked to perform specific tasks forbidden to observant Jews on Shabbat (like turning on lights or adjusting heat), since these prohibitions apply to Jews, not gentiles. The whole concept relies on the person not being Jewish.What circumcision (brit milah) relates to: In Judaism, ritual circumcision is tied to Jewish male identity and covenant — it's performed on Jewish infant boys (traditionally on the 8th day) or on adult men converting to Judaism. It has nothing to do with being asked to flip a light switch on Saturday.No overlap: Since a Shabbos goy is, by definition, remaining a non-Jew (not converting), there's no halachic requirement or expectation regarding circumcision in this context whatsoever. A Shabbos goy could be uncircumcised, circumcised for medical/cultural reasons unrelated to Judaism, etc. — it simply doesn't matter for the role.If you're asking because you're curious about the boundaries of the practice, or considering being a Shabbos goy yourself, happy to go into more detail on what the role typically involves.
Mask OnFuck it - Mask Off
heroin should be sold at gas stations
>>223251200this + hgh and dbol
>>223250985>>223251003>dad, your alcoholism makes you verbally abusive>that’s my authentic self maybe if you weren’t such a piece of shit I wouldn’t say those things
>>223251103It's required by law funnily enough
They sell pills named monkey dick alligator speedfuck XL at gas stations in the US
>>223251103every electric vehicle plays weird space music for some reason
>>223251293they play music cause you can't hear them moving nearly as easily as normal vehicles
It’s because a nigga wouldn’t hear them creeping up on they ass otherwise!!Road safety !!
why are corporations allowed to use people as lab rats? I didn't consent to this
Boutta go crazy on Warioware Move It
Sometimes you live to see yourself become the hero sometimes you live to see yourself become Adrian Broner
Uuuhh why does this car moving at 50mph make a pleasant lil melodic humI’d much rather it blows diesel exhaust fumes up my nose at 95db
>>223251359corporations also breed mice for experimentation thoever
Solve it, /cum/.
Boutta get fucked up on fermented kool aid pineapples I saved from the dumpster after Shaneequa’s Exotic Treats went bankruptHMU if you need some!!!
>>223251468you are not authentically american
vvhy are zee germans measring zeirs cahs in zee miles per haur???
>>223251458x+y = sexsolved!
>>223251391We don't drive diesels in America those are strictly reserved for work and people who pretend to do work with them
>>223251480I’m trying…
sex is a human needsex is a human righti am inceltherefore, my rights are being infringed uponthank you for your attention to this matter
>>223251458Pick C. You always have a 25% chance of it being C
Just ate some slices of pepperoni right out the packet
black people are the spice of life
>>223251458>folds piece of paper and pierces it with a pen
>>223251543NaughtyBare hands too, I presume?
just farted
in high school I coincidentally sat at the lunch table of 3 kids who played the same games as me. that was a good day
>>223251599Aye
>>223251599YOOOOOOO DIS NIGGA WILDIN!
Chowed down on some brisket
>>223249658I laugh at this shit meme every time loool
>>223251578In English, doc
we are all gamers
>>223251615my parents never let me play violent games so I sat with emo furries who took art classes
>>223249629do you eat jews ear mushrooms in america?
>>223251693This one gets me every time
don't criticize what you can't understand
>>223251724I looked them up and they do look tasty
Did you know that England is the only country in the world to use yards on road signs? The flame of IMPERIAL VNITS lives on in Old Albion
o daughter of babylon who art to be destroyed
Let’s meet up in Dunedin, Florida
>living in old england when you can live in new englandpoorfags
How would you rank NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, MLS?
>>223251809why? you would probably just mumble and avoid eye contact with everyone
Third worlders are way smarter than I amLike they’ll just find a way to move to any country they want, no visa, nothing. Continents away, no distance too great.I’m just here a cuck trapped to German soil that SHOULD be living it up in the US of A
>>223251833Yeah but maybe one of you would try to get me to be part of the conversation like wingman buddy type shit and then slowly but surely I’d open up and feel welcome and we’d have a great time eating hamburgers and hotdogs
>>223251872Make up fake asylum claims like the illegals do. Be like>Merz fingered my booty hole now I need political asylum
>>223251872pretend you're a south african and need asylum in the USA
>>223251142You ever think about how we laugh at this stupid revisionist BS but gen A and beyond are gonna grow up in 30% White countries and believe it because they will be taught it from cradle to grave? Very grim.
>>223251872midwit syndrome
Betty Crocker was real to me
He’s got a point
Nobody replied to my post so I'll kill myself
>>223251985Gen A will vote for Jagmeet
>>223251985>and believe it because they will be taught it from cradle to grave? Very grim.It's pretty clear that's why they're recreating every movie to be "diverse" and then one day you'll just no longer be able to find the old media.
Jay Leno. Over or under hated
Ok I’m gonna go to bed now!!Today was a successful dayI came home after work and managed to soothe the baby on the bouncy ball PLUS I pulled off laying down on the sofa with her and she didn’t wake up - slept a full two hours and some more before the midwife came for her visitThen after she fed and we had dinner I put her in the carrier which she seemed to hate at first but it was right before the point where she freaked out so the pacifier still managed to soothe her so I walked around outside with her for more than one hour before returning home where she continued sleeping for a bitShe was well rested and woke up to a big stretch which quickly turned into a big hungry cry but the GF waited with her bare breast right away and then she suckled herself back to sleepI stayed in the living room eating a bar of chocolate which wasn’t very tasty but I had more than enough time posting stilly nonsense online!It felt like I had a bit of normalcy back for myselfHalf past eleven sounds like a good time to sleepI will SMELL you guys tomorrow!!
>>223252018Blahpipo are the most funny on FB
man what a time it must have been
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eating avocado toast with a fried egg on top also drinkin coffee
My apartment's HVAC has stopped working completely. The maintenance fucking work from 8-4. I have to toil in this sweltering heat until tomorrow
gay sex
It's okay, I'm not crying
>>223252141That's what you get for voting Democrat!
im bored
I personally blame Canadian posters
>>223252154you are pakistani
>>223250250No, chuddy, it’s Harriet Tubman and Marcus Garvey
>>223252204Are you Guatemalan
>>223252192https://youtu.be/C-LBBh0Id5I
>>223252192who even cares, this won't apply to anything Americans actually buy on a daily basis. it's probably just cartoonish bullshit like handmade snowshoes or something.
>>223252192Fat orange
>>223252230somewhat
Hawaiians be like >My name is Jim Pakalele U'wtupu
>>223252102I can imagine pic related type of guy wearing that
just trans'd
>>223252061You understand, I genuinely believe in the future they will start trying to outlaw old media for this reason using various excuses.
>>223252101Thankfully, we have cars now, so we don’t have to smell our Subcontinental slavemobiles
I'm sniping an auction in 3hrs. Wish me luck.
I'm half Lebanese Christian and half Portuguese. Do I qualify as white
Is there a single indigenous group that has successfully assimilated into civilized culture? I am genuinely curious.
>>223252252More like >Jim Pakalele U'wtupu Pereira, I'm 100% Hawaiian btw
>>223252027In Canada, the boomers are left wing, and younger generations skew right
>>223252322>No howlies allowed
>>223252302Depends how White your Leb and Portuguese families are. Some MENAoids are very White looking.
>>223252304It depends what you mean by indigenous. The Japanese successfully Westernized. The Koreans sort of did it. China maybe.
sober as a cock
don't ignore me you whore
>>223252375>being white-passing+1000 Izzat
>>223252375the thing is i look brown but feel white
new dawn of war trailer just dropped one of the only games I'm looking forward to that's coming up
>>223252304China successfully assimilated all the Southern minorities into being Han. Danes and Italians have a similar or less genetic difference than Northern and Southern Chinese for this reason.
>>223252304early agricultural civilizations brought many pastoralists and barbarians into their fold
youtube has auto-dubbing nowthats actually fucking mentallike an a.i. generated voice dubbed over the video, not just like ttanslating the words in english but also copying the like tones in the persons voice and shit like that. its actually mental
On Thursday I'm visiting Channel Islands National Park
Save your money eventually you'll be able to buy things for pennies on the dollar in Russia again like it's the '90s
>>223252291yeah. and since you can just recreate black history with AI already, it won't be long until it completely works on other races as well.>oh of course George Washington was a proud black man of color we've always been a diverse nation xD
me? sleepy
forgot the kittingtonshire
>>223249319>believeYou act like its some paranormal or supernatural thing, dont be retarded. Alcohol is PROVEN to reduce judgement capability thus reducing inhibitions.
>>223252411>the thing is i look brown but feel whiteVGHHH the FAVSTIAN sovl of the brown man
>>223252426We don't fuck with AI here in /cum/. AI fucking sucks, and you suck for using it.
hold that mule still i got plowing to do
>>223252466wtf you talking boutits just on youtube videos like captions
>>223252466shut up luddite
>>223252466Chatgpt is my bro
the guy who played Tarzan in the old movies became demented and really believed he was Tarzan
>>223252568I'm sorry but I don't listen to the political opinions of literal whores
>>223252465Aristotle and Socrates looked more like me
>>223252592she got 257,000 hearts and 1.3 million reach
phwoar just excruciated a braplog from the poophole whilst lissenin to death grips
I want to go viral on Tiktok
>>223252426it's pretty bad honestly the voice is very obviously AI, it's also very annoying there are a few channels I watch in other languages that have english subtitles and if the AI detects that it's a video in a foreign language it now autodubs it by default if the creator has it on which also turns off the subs so I have to pause the video and manually change the audio and subtitle track now
I'm so drunk I just shat myself but im not getting up
FIFA reportedly earned >$9,000,000,000 from the 2026 World Cup, making it the most lucrative sporting event in history.
>error: you must wait longer before making a new thread
>>223252650I don't believe you.
>>223252619nah wun i watched.. yeh maybe did seem a.i. but wasnt that bad. like was defo passable for a real hjman except for when it occasionally like spazzed outbut like i see udder a.i. narrated videos / channels where the voice is actually convincing. you wouldnt know it was a.i. just from the voice on those, you know coz those channels and their vids are done in a kinda formulaic a.i. way
>>223252596Well Socrates was famously a very ugly fellow!
>>223252678>everyday dollar is worth less and less
>>223252682you're smart. it was a lie for attention
>>223252693I thought he was ripped and a gym ratOr was that Plato?
>>223252568in the real world outside of bleeding heart yahoo kumbaya pie in the sky fancies, bombing unpredictable aggressive rogue states into bolivian is an act of peace. here, truly, the blade that deals death becomes the sword that saves lives
ffuuuccckkkkk i got wasted last night and transitioned to a woman
>>223252426>>223252619This is extremely annoying for me. English is my first language, but I can understand a few others, and don’t want YouTube to start playing AI slop audio tracks in English to cover up the audio for video in languages that I speak. They need a multilingual option for accounts or something
>>223252678it did feel much bigger than normal this year, I know part of that was it being in the US so we actually showed some interest for once but idk even the online discussion seemed way more fast paced this year
>>223252714>words, words, words to justify killing the innocents
>>223252693he was also executed, as he should've been
>>223252712I think that was Plato
Name 1 Somali scientist without using Google
>>223252678/cum/ power
>>223252378But they weren't integrated into a culture or assimilated, they effectively adopted and completely transformed their primary culture into a Western world. >>223252419Interesting, going to look into this.>>223252425So it would seem the less advanced the primary culture is, the more effectively one can integrate and assimilate those of lesser cultures. It seems the greater the divide - i.e. one group who has been to outer space vs. one group who never invented the wheel, would make it near impossible to properly integrate them.
>>223252141I figured it out. There's a sensor in the tank below the HVAC unit that breaks the circuit when the condensed water accumulation is too high. I drained the water and it started working again.>>223252157Fuck you I will keep voting democrats
>>223252727just transition back, sista
>>223252291They're more likely to target anything threatening the ruling class structure.
>>223252745I can't. So what?
>>223252734you will recall these words when ziggers erase you
>>223252745did you know Sudanese people discovered anti-biotics?
>>223252750One could say that the Koreans have integrated into the ZOGmerican Empire. The Koreans have started circumcising, studying the Talmud, etc
You know quite literally if Russia had not invaded Ukraine they would be as rich as Germany right now
>>223252781>we have to attack other countries, because... uhm... errrm....
wow. the girl from ABBA just died
>>223252816wow!
>>223252761kinda digging the titties and the attention, think i'll stick around as a lady for a while
>>223252810That’s the trade-off between spartan sovereignty, and wealth through submission
I was spawned by blacks
It's Gonna Be Bad Mah Nigga
>>223252843Russia needs a Lee Kuan Yew
>>223252816Mamma mia
Give it back NOWhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_River
give me what's minegive me what's minegive me what's mine
i miss normhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4se7cYAeQk
>>223252896nobody else has a skull like that
>>223252945Got they ass
>>223252896This makes me mad. I thought of this joke on my own
>>223252945And China is 32 separate nations that happened to slowly clump together over hundreds of years
>>223252962no you didn't
>>223252678USA USA USA
>>223252985just shut up
orange clown
>>223252945phwoar diss geezer looks just like a young dee dee ramone
>>223252980The reason India is the way that it is is because it needed to be a dictatorship rather than a democracy. If you would have thrown the people who shit on the street in jail India would be a more civilized country like Singapore
>>223252945lee kuan yew is great. his interview on charlie rose is really interesting.
>>223253012India is fine. The average Indian is probably happier than you
>>223253012why are americans so worried about this? don't you have your own homeless people to worry about
>>223253003yeah sure buddy, nice job trying to steal norm's joke and pass it off as your own. totally fooled us
>>223249319My true self sits in a corner and mumbles jokes unintelligibly
>>223252993Wouldn’t Zoomers hear USA as “YouRape” now that they’ve been censored into saying “SA” in place of “rape”
>>223253032Retards tend to be happy. Ignorance is bliss.
>>223253032>India is fine. The average Indian is probably happier than youholy fuck>>223253033so they don't come herenot him by the wayyou guys are idiots
>>223253064would fit the country image
>>223253055Smug faggot loser
>>223253032Umm you’re Indian…
>>223253012india is shit because it's full of indians, simple as.Lee Kwan Yew knew this, too. Which is why he strictly mandated that Singapore never drop below 85% ethnic Han, and a handful of malays and jeets.
>>223253033Even the deepest shittiest ghettoest part of my city Chicago looks better than 95% of rich parts of India. It would be extremely foolish and oafish to say that the standards of India should even be spoken in the same sentence as the standards of America
>>223253033Mexico troons will fight us every step of the way on cleaning up the cartels and associates (for free) so the druggie hordes must continueAnd we care about developing countries because we aren't aloof sociopaths like Europeans who need our government to tell us when to care about human life
>>223252806I consider Koreans to be white for all purposes other than genetic.
>>223253032
>>223253082this issue has no relation to the subjectsanyway, are you planning to solve the homelessness in your country?
>>223253087Yet Indian Americans are twice as wealthy as white Americans. How do you explain that? Let me guess they cheated
>>223253122Yeah I'll get right on it
>>223253087Was it a mandate on his part or does he just simply not have any white guilt to leverage
>>223253095that's a lie
please stop talking about indians
>>223253124how come they can't do that in INDIA saar>>223253131it was a strict mandate. they would deport out illegal jeets and malays with passion
>>223253124>take american livelihoods>erm why are we wealthier than you now? Unfamiliar with how colonization works?
New>>223253136>>223253136>>223253136
>>223253144You are an idiot and a fool
