knitting edition
the only hierarchy that matters>aryan beast man>disrguntled runtish slug man
This is our moment. This is our mantra.
have any of you ever gone floppy at the time when the woman is about to come and her pus-,sorry I meant fanny, tightens around your dick forcing it out? Because I have been fucking for ten minutes and many times I go softer towards the end, then the woman nearing orgasm just pushes the cock out. And then they are frustrated.
might get on the cans then
times changed
>>223252337I like her style.
kill me
>>223252379dangerous and downright stupid
>>223252307you posted this alreadygot england on the mind boyo
>>223252370So in a way her fanny poos your soft knob out?
got chronic folliculitis after getting the covid jab unironically and its ruining my life
>>223252337
>>223252370they push it out even if it isnt soft, thats how i know they are not faking it
>>223252445looks like my gf
Why do those retarded bennies freaks with 10 kids always end up so fat
>>223252440how widespread is it across your body right now
>>223252440how do you know its from the covid injection
another glass of laphroaig for your humble narrator
>>223252479corr lovely tot of burnt rubber
>>223252460because they just eat processed shit all day?
>>223252440Wots that Sometimes i get a pimple kind of thing on a hair follicle
>>223252496stick to carling lad
>>223252389me too x
>>223252445nice nose
>>223252473Just on my scalp its localised there>>223252475Only started after I got my second jab never had spots on my scalp before that
>>223252505lemonade, pint thereof x
>>223252454Bulgarbro where have you been? So wbat am I supposed to do??? She is angry and bitter at me for not coming together. She says she is reaching the limit of her patience and that she will not want me eventually to touch her anymore, but the next day she will approach me and kiss me. What the fuck? I think she is going to dump me.
can't believe it's over
I'm happy that Mbappe got a trophy, he's a great player and seems like a great guy.
would quite like to shag a fanny
>>223252475he doesn't but he will blame every problem in his life on it. hasn't moved on.
>>223252522scream
>>223252523bumhole, post thereto
>>223252537that nigga literally dated a tranny
>>223252533>>223252370Ah yes I'm sure this complete fucktard has got society and the economy all figured out
>>223252537would be good if they got a real golden boot they could wear which allowed them to kick the ball 50 times harder
>>223252558that's based
>>223252534I wish Alexandra Daddario would give me a bath
>>223252370>>223252389>>223252454>>223252502>>223252510>>223252524>>223252533>>223252536>>223252537>>223252558Fuck off you foreign freaks
the boyfriend of the milf i fancied told me to stop messaging her or they'll go to the police
i'd definitely start crying if someone tried to put their bum up my arse
>>223252579I wish she'd give me a tongue bath.
liam kendrick in the house
>>223252533I just returned from Greece 2 hours agoShe should be more understanding, are you using a condom?
>>223252580technically rorke everyone is foriegn
>>223252534need to see her with a stiff english willard up her chuff
>>223252537
>>223252580no need
>>223252586i know a lad that sends rape threats to random women on twitter, its a hobby of his.He has no intention on following through, he even has a gf, and she knows he does this and she's fine with it.
Imagine if you had all the time in the world to read, play video games and watch youtube.
>>223252566Most Marxists are complete losers, unlike Rorke who is a good bloke who tries his best and lives life with Thumos
>>223252634you thirdies are bizarre creatures
>>223252634Oh right yeah, white argentinian bloke is he?
>>223252642I wish there were a genuinely Marxist government
>>223252627scream
>>223252668Sounds wank
>>223252370try having sex with a hard penis?
>>223252627s
>>223252627whats all this then
imagine there was a feature that let you filter all 3rd world flags at once
>>223252657>>223252663stop it
cute anime girls
>>223252663>>223252657he's american actually, from texas i think, might be wrong about his state (met him in some minecraft discord server).i agree its very indian like behaviour.
>>223252697why
fierce bashing
rorke's wedding photos
Wes Streeting is now Defense Secretary Perhaps the grimmest post I've ever written
>>223252687
>>223252558It was a photo shoot
>>223252739sturdy bird
>>223252728impolite to guests in our general
i would like very much to have sexo with a woman but i dont know the way to achieve this sorry
>>223252783kek this is also me as well
>>223252753they've got pillow biters in the special forces now
i want to be her slave
>>223252783right so you can't figure out how to have sex but you think you have society and the economy all figured out?
>>223252735never gonna be the same again is it :/
>>223252820unironically, yes
>>223252455Me when I lie
There is no 'time' and there is no 'space'. It's a holographic projection that we decode into a false sense of 'physical' reality. It's all consciousness programmed to collectively dream an illusion and so become enslaved and entrapped by the illusion.Rather than travel from A to B - you ARE A and B and everything in between. You don't travel 'through' anything except your own programmed mind.The 'world' is NOTHING like we think it is and appear to experience - exactly as the creators intended.
>>223252820ye
money, money, moneymust be funnyin a rich man's world
remember when men could go bald gracefully
>>223252840whats he got to do with it
nth for the gyaldem
Need Ash Sakar and Zarah Sultana to sexually dominate me in the most brutal ways imaginable Sit on my face and fart on it until unconscious, kick my balls, slap me, spank me, beat me, tight me up, spit on me, piss on me, peg me
>>223252774*covers mouth with my hand*fuck you faggot kill yourself*uncovers mouth*
>>223252839Keep the psychosis for >>>/x/
>>223252387PS3 and Vita store is closing fuck Sony they are gay and aids.
>>223252839the cia studied this kind of thing in earnest
Projectile diarrhea
>>223252839
>>223252566Obsessed>>223252607I am not using a condom, noI fear I will go soft if I try to put one on
Hi birp
>>223252387Back when new games were £30
>>223252820no
david lammy ratio’d to fuck on twitter
wow imagine being attractive
>>223252942Literally my size but I don’t even have the body
>>223252942stop... stop laughing at me...its not my fault... its not my fault its so s-small!!!
Zarah Sultana pegging me while Ash Sakar deepthroating me with her strap on meanwhile my tiny cock is squished in it's little cage
>>223252942wtf!!!!! bitches!!!!!
men are driving themselves to insane places but for why
>>223252942Cold out
another night of headache upon me
>>223252940done him
is it true that American women are weirded out by foreskin
>>223252933does this happen everytime, maybe do some kegels to strengthen the area>>223252942rude
Imagine I'm walking down the street and Zarah and Ash block by path bend me over and gangbang me
Fluoride in the water lads. Bottled only
screamhttps://x.com/Darren_Dutton/status/2079173184176132239
>>223252999How did Timmy do
I really want to read this book but genuinely just can’t be fucked reading. Don’t know how anyone does it just feels like a waste of time
>>223252996do they have doctors in your dog-infested cesspit
Is teaching English in a foreign country easy?
>>223253031what book you mong
>>223253031What book
Zarah and Ash are forcing me to drink their piss!!
>>223252337Time has done nothing to diminish the absolute truth of this statement.
>>223252999>“Can I be more engaging and empathetic?” she says she might ask Claude. “What are the percentages of me talking versus them talking?”deeply disturbing especially considering Claude is terrible at everything except coding
>>223253031started reading a book again earlier for the first time in a few yearsits definitely a better use of time than gaming or looking at shite on here
Well team I'm off to bed been a stressful day hope you've all had a lovely day and sweet dreams
>>223252668
>>223253081fuck off you fat bald cunt
>>223253075no it's not when that book is finished you'll still be here
>>223253081gn>>223253062pascal was low t
James CordenSay something nice lads
now listening1hr17mins inhttps://youtu.be/kcwawpVBtR8
>>22325310094 niggas
>>223253050>>22325305150 cent autobiography
>>223253100opening my marriage?
>>223253113good hair i guess, cant think of anything else
>>223253048>bigbeanum
>>223252874why
>>223253127Read his English cousins '50 pence'
>>223253125dont like this
>>223253092
>>223253165
>>223252874
>>223253165you love this photo don't you
>>223253165Richard Kiel on a mad one
the destruction of amerikkka will happen at my hands
>>223253182Cruise missile deployed
>>223252999Spy in the base
MenBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>223253234You'll do nothing
> Brit Dawson is Cosmopolitan UK's Sex & Relationships Editor. Her work mostly delves into sexual subcultures, sex work, women's rights, and sex and relationships, exploring how each intersects with technology, politics, and culture.Right and that’s an actual job is it
>>223253266i’m a young man of sound mind and i’m not afraid!
https://mdotstrange.itch.io/booper-bowling
seeing a girl i went school with post on twitter how shes looking for a french or italian man to date her as if any of them would even touch an english girlenglish women are deluded over their worth
>>223253245Lifted Entertainment? The only thing this guy seems to be lifting is fast food
>>223253245But you ask questions and it turns into an episode of parkinson that nobody enjoysThey need to invent robot waifus yesterday and then we can do away with women
If you’ve been watching Love Island this year, you’ll have noticed a serious lack of effort, particularly from the boys. At the start of the season, they were rarely — in Love Island speak — pulling girls for chats or making any effort to graft them. This has, by and large, continued throughout, too, with the boys begging for kisses without so much as a conversation first (looking at you, Aidan), offering lacklustre apologies or not taking accountability when they’ve done something wrong, and never making any kind of grand romantic gesture. It seems the days of extravagant, ‘Will you be my girlfriend?’ proposals are long gone. Do the boys know they’re on Love Island, and not just having a lad’s holiday?
>>223253245and yet all of those men will get sex while thoughtful inquisitive below average men will forver be shunned
Hello
>>223253319where can i watch this shite?
>>223253319>If you’ve been watching Love Island this year,is this like poo-radise hotel?a bunch of noncery and low light infrared cams sneak-recording people having sex in bedrooms and bathrooms like big brother?who is this for exactly
>>223253361Women
its like that Stephen Bear pillock who went to prison for secretly recording himself having sex with a girl and selling the video online without her permission.Comes out of prison and gets himself an 18 year old girlfriend. These men don't play by the rules and it suits them
Still, when we polled Cosmo readers, a whopping 84% of you said the men you date don’t make enough effort with you — whether that’s not messaging, never initiating or planning dates, or not being particularly good company on the date (arriving late, never asking questions, the list goes on).
bros talking about love island>>223253358don't waste your time it's retarded reality tv for deanos' girlfriend
>>223253352Hi Ian pal I trust you're well
>>223253245neurotypicals are not sentient
>>223253352What's poppin
Feminists are always the ugly resentful bints the deanos don't want to shag
can you stop with the incelposting you virgin freaks
Imagine being in your 30s and a virgin. You have failed as a man.
have you tried holding frame?
wish I had big forearms even more than I wish I had a big dick
>>223253441posted it ten thousand times award
>>223253483every time you complain ill post it thirty more times
I have to stop or I'll be on these woman sites all night
>>223253469I’m still a young boyI have all the time in the world
>>223253469nikola testa? jesus christ?
Rorke spreading glue all over his hands then peeling it off
>>223253483filter
>>223253533got told off for doing this once and cried at my tray
>>223253441Is his name even pronounceable? His name is so difficult that the Brazilian fanbase nicknamed him Wesley
>>223253535why would you filter my posts
All of this contributes to a divide between young men and women, who are increasingly critical of each other online, whose ideology gap is widening (as per British Election Study data analysed by the Financial Times, women are currently 25 percentage points more liberal than their male counterparts) and who don’t really seem to like each other — let alone want to date each other.
>>223253533leftypol eating it
>>223253571not a word you cretinous little slug
>>223253451obviously not true
>>223253543That was mean of them its perfectly acceptable to do
>>223253571thanks grok
Leftypol saving his pencil shavings in his pencil case
In June 2025, Emily Ratajkowski told Elle that she’s refusing to “centre men” and has “zero straight men in her life, unless they’re a romantic interest”— a statement that was widely praised by most women online.
“There’s this technologically driven segregation happening,” says Brunning, “and it’s changing how we approach dating. Men and women don’t have to date together any more — they can do it separately, privately, and alone [in their flats with their phones]. And so they’re not hanging out [in non-date settings], which means they’re drifting apart.”
holy shit moni in the back on the right
remember I started snapping pencils in year 5 trying to impress a girl but the teacher caught me and shouted at me and I started crying in front of the class
Emma Watson did a smelly dump.
>>223253624Waste of time don’t even get to suck the toe
Why is my sister posting women's articles to britStop it
>>223253624is that wee
>>223253627she done you.was the teacher cute?
>>223253627dont have mental capacity or attention for gaming anymore. being in control is too much of a burden. if i ever get the itch i just watch a youtube video now. rotted his fried brain award
>>223253618Me, the virgin freak, selecting the don't know option
>>223253627sorry I don't know why I replied to you>>223253694
doing a read about fake teeththey chisel down your existing ones and then you plug these inabsolutely disgusting. need to start taking better care of my teeth cus there ain't nothing you can do when they get fucked up
>>223253624Mongi
>>223253627s
anyone remember these?
>>223253739there's plenty they can do they literally give you new teeth
>>223253739Fairly certain this is what the dentist did to me for a root canal before I had a crown installed there, didn't have a look though and it was the back tooth so hard to see anyway
dentists are butchers that's how they began
Starfield was a mistake. Fallout 76 was a mistake. TESVI should have come out 5 or 6 years ago and Fallout 5 should have come out a year or two ago. Bethesda have had their head up their ass.
>>223253772yeah but they are screwed in and look weird. you can't actually replace teeth.
Average 2026 millennial couple
genuinely wondering why i dont just go to some 3rd world country like bangladesh or sri lanka where i can retire at 30 and live like a king, pretty sure they're culturally inclined to worship white people too so i'd probably be able to get anything i wanted
Any guesses?
>>223253802Really dumb that they had the Fallout tv show which did well but nothing to follow up on the surge of popularity that came from it
yeah think it's time for me to got bed. not gonna miss much with this spastic spamming dating shite
>>223253834ordering for her
leftypol seething at Chads not wanting to shag ugly feminists
Shit in a tray merchants
>>223253831being rich in a poor country isn't fun, the services are wank the healthcares wank (or even non existent) the imports are limited so everything you can buy is wank i'd choose being poor in a first world country over being rich in a thirdie
>>223253834>What exactly did I like about him? He was self-deprecating. He had a cool, quirky interest in niche TV shows, which I've never been super into, but I found endearing. And he was a professional lacrosse player.
I enjoy going to the cinema alone
You made her sad :(Only a foot massage will cheer her up
400BC-400AD- Mediterranean Millennium600AD-1500AD French nigh millenium1500AD-2000AD Ameircano-European bi-millenium2000AD- BLACK eternity
He's just so funny I feel a real connection here
>>223253831Third world is grim, if it was that great when you're rich then millionaires from there would stick aroundBetter off going to a more "2nd world" type country that's growing, can get it before them boom and you see things constantly improving
>>223253916yeah I can see how it would be comfy but only for films that don't attract loud audiencesI once walked into a cinema, past ticket desk, bought a box of hot fresh popcorn and walked out. Ate it while window shopping.
>>223253885the answer:he didn't ask her any questions about herself
>>223253910>Luckily, Hunter was just as attractive in person as he was in his photos, although my standards for looks were in the toilet at this point. Still, though, I thought he looked handsome in his quarter-zip polo shirt as I arrived to the table.
scream bro thinks he's on the team
>>223253916same i go on my own half the time and the times im with mates i think fuck me this is pointless and now im stuck going to mcdonalds with them afterwards to actually socialise
>In the middle of the date, I excused myself to the bathroom, Googling some fun first-date questions in efforts to spark non-lacrosse-related conversation. Once I returned to the table, I started with this one: "So, what's your biggest pet peeve?" LOL
>>223254025>I did eventually meet a couple guys who knew how to converse. (They had other problems, which are stories for another time.) But the trend is still undeniable. And now, I can't help but reflect on my experience with Hunter and other guys like him, because it says a lot about the state of men nowadays.any guesses what the other problems where?
>>223254061problem: you're brown
>>223254061In your case? It would probably be the fact that you samefag on 4chan to cope with the fact you're a sexless freak.
these fictional clickbait stories are so fascinating
staying sober is easy but getting to sleep sober is really not. what do you lads do to drift off? (i am aware that some of you will be posting here until 6am)
>>223254102have a wank and put on the rain sounds
>>223254100love when dogs do thisit's funny
snogging Emma Raducanu in the park
>>223254083sent him flying
eating chanterelle soup (it doesn't look like on google images it's just water potatoes shrooms and dill)
>>223254102Listen to the asmrfu before bedAlso I'm usually tired from lifttoil when I do it desu
i can't bare to spend another summer offensive sitting idly by whilst russian brutes continue to invade!
>>223254124One of the worst Emmas.
>>223254124*snogging my chinese mother romanian father born in canada but 100% anglo-saxon girlfriend in the park
>>223254119yeah it's quite sweet
>>223254160best of both worlds
>>223254168airing her little minge out
>>223254134is it nice?
ereh
>>223254202no no no no no no no
>>223254202disgusting post
>>223254168begging for a belly rub
really missing my ex right now
>>223254279i'm sure he misses you too
>>223254279why didn't it work out?
>>223254291pfffahhahahhaha
Emmas ranked: 1. Watson 2. Roberts3. Myers4. Stone5. RaducanuEmmas ranked by pooeyness:1. Watson 2. Raducanu3. Stone4. Myers5. Roberts
>>223254291haha>>223254295just not a great person!
this made me cry :(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOS_hgIlvYE
just woke up
the lads
>>223254321i hope you can find someone who is better <3
>>223254339
>>223254322Dry Your Eyes Mate
>all these are on iplayer right nowsmashingwhich one ought I watch tonight?
>>223254323good morning
>>223254372the toby maguire one, the second might be the best movie that guy ever directed
>>223254279she's missing her one night stand from last week
>>223254410not likely, she's engaged to a woman LOL
how would you rate my piss lads?underhydrated?overhydrated?just right?
>>223254406>bro turned his girlfriend gayYIKES
Sup crodieu good?
>>223254449maguires girlie can be disregarded since she has nothing in common with the comic jane. rest is fine
>>223254449she was gay before we went outi was literally her one before she settled I assume
>>223254470lil bro is a braindead autist and cant tell i replied to the wrong person okay
>>223254460sup mouldie u good?
im gay
Listening to Russian black metal featuring an accordion. Fun.
>>223254483okay lil bro
>>223254491are you shifting blame? wont work on me sir
beginning to sound made up this
Knocking back the beers me. Sleeping in that tent tonight x
>>223254528Wish I was fucking jokingIt's unbelievably humiliating
>>223254372I watched No Way Home a few months ago and it was pretty good. I say this as someone who doesn't normally watch capeslop.
>>223254538nobody believes you so why are you posting? go to bed and find friends irl who care
>>223254556you don't believe it because you're an incel who has never interacted with a woman
apparently you have a new pmnot on any news sites here of course being you are third world
>>223254500flag checks out
>>223254571>if you dont believe lesbians date men you are an inceli uhh yeah stick to i dont even know just get help
>>223254591no we don't
>>223254591Might come over to /aus/ when you have a new pm to be ignorant and retarded too
The chinaman just called you guys third world.
the mutt just told us that the chinaman just called us third world
>>223254614you're gay bastard
>>223254651>>223254651
>>223254659Early dogshit yank new
>>223254339Ktilm
i'm gay bastard
Actual /brit/ (the other thread is not /brit/)>>223254734>>223254734>>223254734>>223254734
