Falklands edition
im swedish
>>223254725>>223254783thanks lads>>223254737might get some baked stuffed shrimp. it lush.
fucking yank prick
>>223254787The fabled berg as it were
Posting in this one so the other lad is even more lonely lmaooo
As I said in the other thread: Honestly lads, I've had a lovely day today. Mum has been quite depressed of late so we surprised her with a family day out and even got her bestie to come with.Got emotional she did, apologised for being so distant and told us all how lucky she is to have us.Real best part of the day though, was when mum's wife turned up after finishing work early (managed to get a half-day). And it was like they were married all over again how emotional we all got that she was out of that low even for a while.Result.
This has been a tremendous blunderSomeone's got to take the fall for this
be nice to yanks
Just been at the poshest wedding of my life. We're all staying over too.
>>223254850Why's your mum got a wife mate
>>223254850>mum's wife
850wasnt worth posting the first time either you twat
moved on from his ex girlfriend being a lesbian to his mum being a lesbian now
mum's black disabled transgender wife
that mums wife gimmick is getting stale
>>223254880posh people can fuck off
>>223254880post more pics then (you won't)
Honestly heathernonce had the gotd that calling your shoes a workhorse thing had me piss screaming
>>223254907>>223254912I think there is a guy in /brit/ from Cornwall whose mum has a wife. I used to use extraflags and his posts had a Cornwall flag.
my mum did literally have a gf for a year and I still go out clubbing with the lezzer she pulled (how I ended up losing my v-card (not to her))no joke
>>223254880does posh really mean a fuckton of algae like that
I remember a /brit/ before poo screaming
>gf wants to lose weight>tell her she's fine>gets pissed off that i'm not being honest>send her guides for exercise>gets pissed off because she thinks i think she's fat
>>223254880well thats me driving to yarlington barn then isnt it
>>223254949I had salmon for lunch it was lovely
Counting backwards from 10:Z, Y, X...
>>223255000I HATE women
audrey would be my guardian as a little picture tucked into my helmet for morale and protection and for company in long cold winter nights!
why did world war 2 make you guys so gay get over it already
going to sleep i can't help it x
>>223255012That's not posh mate this literally looks like family dinner
>>223255000next time she's eating say: oooh, the fat sow is back at her trough
>>223255068sup cody
>>223255081That is fucked up mate
>>223255012post more pics (you won't)
>>223255093sorry, i know it's a sensitive subject for americans
>>223255068because you came in and stole our thunder
might go back to the middle ages
my gf has put on 4 stone since I met her in 2015 and it's all gone to her arse and thighs and I like it
mad how there are people here who've had gfs for a decade
me and my african gf have been together for four years
sick of my pillows giving my horrible nights sleep so spent nearlt 40 quid on duck feather pillows and they're as flat as pancakessick of this shit dreading going to bed
Think I'm very very ill lads, do not feel right at all.
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh-oohThe winds are sad todayOoh-ooh-ooh-ooooh-oohSince you went awayThere is no gladnessSince there's no youuuuThe winds goOoh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oohHow very strange that IFind comfort when I lieAnd tell my heart that sheBelongs to meeeeBut still the winds knowBecause the winds goOoh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
>>223255158ktinm
Sup toadie
not going to look at any women for a month as part of nofap
alri lads
>>223255175Man up
no one:rorke:
casting a "nigga" spell
the tesco "nigga"
>>223255335russian anon shocks britishers with perfect /brit/ post
might betray the state
I'm addicted to wanking to JAV porn
the waitrose negro
millions of years of evolution to sit in front of a monitor all day
mad how the vandals invaded carthage
>>223255398why do they blur the genitals? always thought that was odd.
what did little freakcel runts like me do in ancient times? or would i be unable to be a freakcel runt since i would be working daily to survive and feed my family
>>223255424They don't. You just have to squint to see them
>>223255441I'd have been a monk.
>>223255441you would have been killed as a child
>>223255467that's still a thing, you know
Evil will never win xxx
Poo smells (nice)
in need of a seeing to aren't I
>>223255497I don't want to be one, but I would have been then.
>>223255467does seem like a good option. i have been following the progress of carmelite monks in the middle of nowhere in wyoming. they are monks who wear cowboy hats and jeans when they work. they are building their own monastery and church themselves and rather than traditional stonemasonry they are making the entire monastery with CAD software and using robots to cut the stone and then assembling it themselves. very impressive how self sufficient they are. they are 10 years in so far.
>>223255058why is she tied up its a bit kinky
>>223255509Woukd you prefer a thump or a full on rape?
i think being a monk would be kino. you basically just pray and garden all day
>>223255517
>>223255441you would be a farmer and that's it x
>>223255517genuinely interesting post lad thanks
I would have been a noble landed chad
>>223255517>>223255536monkslop
>>223255526just a bit of a go really
mad that famous people from the past actually existedlike augustus was a real guy who was the leader of the roman empireisn't that mental
me? well you probably don't know him, but I would have been like Diogenes
>>223255585Donald Drumpf is a trillion times more powerful and he is farting around right now
>>223255594#barrelllife
mad how Patrick Moore didn't go to Oxbridge and wasn't even a professor, he literally just picked up a telescope one day and started writing about what he saw and got famous and his own telly programme off of thatwouldn't happen these days
>>223255524she broke her back falling from a horse in mexico when filming. but she still stays beautiful and unbothered!
>>223255624Oh no! She looks so happy considering what happened - but maybe she was on a lot of drugs
>>223255622normies genuinely think the only way to become an expert in anything is through uni im afraid
>>223255585most of what we know about him is curated propaganda....
my eyes are sleeping
mad how kier starmer would have been an alexander the great tier man of action had he been born in any other era
I want more boozeOdds: more booze (what I want)Evens: reroll
>>223255308Moving to Tibet then?
>>223255701retreating to the incel caves
>>223255585you can't prove it
>>223255689his story isn't over yet.
>>223255697GET THE FUCKING BOOZE IN LAD
>>223255706They're volcel actually
i hear keir is being exiled to elba
listening to bladee
USA stands with Starmer
everyone thought trump was done for in 2021, then he bounced back, i get the feeling the same will happen with kier.
>>223255732k groomer
love it when a woman’s arse is so disproportionally big it makes her waddle a bit
>>223255536mad how much money christians have. i suppose they have centuries of full coffers to burn through. i am interested in buddhist monasticism in the uk and it's just decades and decades of financial drudgery as the pennies slowly pile up to allow them to do anything. the cost of land and construction is so prohibitive for the majority of the main sects that many just don't even bother coming here at all. it is much cheaper for them to build in mainland europe.
Okay against my better judgement I suppose I will have to get more booze. Will it be wine or beer? I want wineOdds it will be wineEvens I will search my soul to decide without rolling for odds or evensDubs beer
>>223255758People bounce back! Dennis Hopper, Rolf Harris... there are others.
>>223255732love bladee
>>223255801post your favourite song
My advisors are telling me that both beer AND wine is an option I may not have considered. This is why advisors are invaluable.>but sir you are already inebriated And you are fired. It's good to be the king.
keir starmer paying 7 bitcoin for an unpulped first edition of bouncing back by alan partridge and sitting in his study smoking a pipe with an expression of concentrated clue gaining
>>223255776Alkie piece of shit
>>223255832Ktilm
>>223255805I Think...
"i stink therefore i am" - a frenchman
To beer or not to beer...
gibby from icarly is alt right
>>223255867Are you offended? I don't care. I bet that REALLY pisses you off.
>>223255916what makes you say that?
>>223255935i don't know i just wanted to say something
there's a female fox SCREAMING in an attempt to persumably get fucked and it's waking up the entire streetshe's been at it for 10 minutes straight nowVILE harlot
>>223255958wheres the rest of her?
currently living life illuminated by my bouncing back candle after joining in on that mass boycott of paying bills to protest rising prices.
>>223255964you know what to do
>>223255986
>>223255958dressed like alan partridge
>>223255945its insane how they revived icarly, made like 3 new seasons, then proceeded to cancel it right after the biggest cliffhanger in the whole show.
>>223255885I Think I would like to bum you? x
uhh
im straight but would even take a cute bf at this stageso lonely
need a good bumming dont i
>>223256021>>223256024
>>223256024a female fox is called a vixenyou'd assume being a female fox you would know thatoh wait, you aren't a female foxyou're just a fox trannard masquerading as one
>>223255995
cause girls like you don't go for guys like me
Need Emma Watson to poop in my mouth.
Uber Eats telling me to keep my phone nearby in case Muhammad needs to reach me.
>>223256066what did you make the prophet pick up
On the whiskeys me xxx
>>223256082are you drunk?
>>223256095Nobody suppress me xI stood for what is right x
>>223256074Guinness Draught Stout Beer (4 x 440ml)Sainsbury's House Smooth & Mellow Cabernet Sauvignon Red Wine (750ml)McCoy's Flame Grilled Steak, Ridge Cut Potato Crisps (6 x 25g)Maryland Double Choc, Flavored Cookies (200g)
>>223256125Not a single world team could hold a candle to even the most basic of British football teams. This is our sport
I am the fucking.King of Britain x
>>223256126Alkie piece of shit
>>223256036screaming like a vixen in heat
Nothing ends.My regime will wage on.If i go downs I'll being you all down with me x
only one more shift of bloody bastard woke work
great a nonce and argie are in hereAny good threads going?
>If i go downs I'll being you all down with me x
>>223256188Think you're already downs mate
i'm gay bastard
>>223256150Erm it's a disease so you're not allowed to judge me *burps in your face*
jesus christ late night Brit is a shithole isnt it
>>223254734Why the fuck do milineials do this dumb shit at work? My foreman gets angry I do not want to talk to anyone and that I am not very positive or happy
>>223256228Lmao
>>223256228Call me a loser so be it xI'm not American sponsored x
>>223256250It's a shithole 24/7 and has been for a while
>>223256254millennials*
>>223256250It's the British way of saying go to bed at a reasonable hour on a Monday night
i chuckled for a good 2 minutes when he did this, lovely guy.
>>223256228this would have got 10 'sc' replies 12 hours ago
whole country full of cunts. yes that includes you. go fuck yourself bunch of cunts
>>223256125kinda mental the contrast in hairlines od two guys on far right
>>223256276my sleep pattern in tatters because of the heat
i actully wanted argentina to win finalcant resist an underdog and woulda been cool seeing a team retain the world cupalassovless spanish wun
>>223256285Doesn't include me I'm not Scottish
whole country is just scummy pondlife divs fuck you
>>223256268I told one that I would rather get hit by a bus then wake up most days also that I probably will never have a girlfriend again
>>223256285welcome to leave then aren't you abdul
I've been forced to drink more tonight.I just wanted to get womfy in the tent x
>>223256305>underdogThey won the last world cup how are they the underdog
>>223255624I would do a point-blank vibratious fart and then poo in her face!
>>223256284sc>>223256296ktim>>223256324grow up.
>>223256308mad how common this luminous orange shite is up and down the land. why did they think it was a good idea. looks like a gingerbread town
Maybe we lost the final in a horrible way.But the egypt and cape verde games were legendary.The egypt comeback left everyone stunned.
>>223256352>luminous orange shite is up and down the landTrump when he travels around the US! Bazinga.
>>223256314I reckon it's a Scot lashing out at England (and hitting all of Britain including himself lol)
>>223256305I actually thought Spain had zero chances of winning because they were completely shit at shooting thought the tournament. I was almost right; Argentina would have won if not for Enzo being an idiot.
I stood for what is right tonight Now I sleep in a tent xxxBurn the fucking world down Fuck the rich x
>>223256125Spacker FC x
>>223256369I was amazed how many times Spain managed to hit the Argies goalie. Maybe he's psychic and put himself where the ball was going to be kicked.
>>223256376Bet you've never played sports in your life Lmao loser shut in x
>>223256324crude russian idiot making a fool of himself!
*burp*
Emi martinez was the only argentine player that game that was excellent, i'm gonna miss him when he's gone, he's an excellent goalkeeper.
imagine breaking helper lads legs
IRN BRU
got the twink feet porn on
Winning by parking the bus and going to penalties would have caused so much seethe ngl, part of me wanted it to happen.
I wished I live in England instead of Massachusetts because atleast in England I don't have to deal with drunk retards, people breaking shit and white trash people
finished my book
>tripcunt calling someone a loser
irn pu
*pinches audreyposters bum*
>>223256439What book
>>223256438isn't massachusetts europe tier? everyone always praises it as the nicest place in america.
>>223256382Spain just has terrible attacking players. Uruguay was vastly superior in their match, and Argentina is basically a better version of Uruguay. No idea what happened there.
>>223256438If you lived in England you'd have to deal with a drunk retard (me) breaking your neck
>>223256394I've had girlfriends, you're just a spacker x
>>223256453Most of the state is basically White trash people People getting drunk and pissing everywhere Trashy sports fans who are kind of racist Also Indians are everywhere
>>223256452an introduction to powerwanking for ED sufferers
>>223256323they were underdogs against spain in the final
>>223256452faith of beasts
>>223256475Is that why they were so "plucky" (violent)?
Cerne Abbas de lads, Cerne Abbas de lads
>>223256458Jokes on you id probably hang myself
>>223256484We have too much testosterone, you see some eurosissie its impossible not to whoop his ass on the spot.
>>223256485lush paland i meanLUSH
Emma Watson does smelly farts.
>>223256494Well done translating your chimp noises into English
>>223256494and what did those so called 'eurosissies' do when you tried to steal some islands?
Banned on my wifi for shitposting so I have to use mobile data for the next three days. Le sigh. No wonder the site is dying.
>>223256502kinda looks like my buddy elliot
>>223256507>We stocked our ships full of British beer and bullets
why are there argies in the brit thread recently is it the falklands thing
Literally 80° (27°C) in the day and 70° (21°) here on the literal West Coast lmaoReally don't get what all these Eurobrits are all whinging about. The heat is death-tier here
>>223256522i've been here for over a month cuh
>>223256513Shame she went nuts and chopped her tits off.
>>22325652670 at night, that is. And they think they know warm weather. Absolute poncey tarq business
>>223256532not interested
I actually like this argie, he gives the bants without getting too sensitive.
>>223256526It's 45 degrees c
>>223256522He's ethnically British
not interested FOY
>>223256558If you're getting data from a concrete slab on the roof maybe. Not buying it mate
>>223256564funnily enough, the last name of one of my grandmas is montgomery.Thats a posh english name isn't it.
>>223256577I am in New England the better state you are from California so your fat Mexican and probably live in inland empire while claiming to be from la
Grimdon
>>223256513>>223256533One of the biggest tragedies of our time.
>>223256584no
oooo bah bah dee dah
sausages do look like willies though let's be honest
wanted to find the best way to home drink where I get a decent buzz on without getting hungover and I've find buying a bottle of red and slowly adding water to the bottle as I pour out glasses is workinghave made a bottle last 4 hours now and I feel nice and relaxed and not pissed
>>223256598you got a posh surname?
>>223256593Sorry about your shit weather
>>223256626>Fat brown hands typed this My ancestors came from England and Ireland
Call me Sherlock Holmes because I just gained a clue
>>223256637Same except also from Spain and the country I currently reside in. Hence my biting British wit
>>223256640That's BRILLIANT Holmes!
>>223256640you know nothing boy.
>>223256650New England is better than old England
>>223256658Yes and that's why you're posting in a British thread?
>>223256624yes
it was 33c inside my childhood bedroom at night couple week ago
Sir Poo Barmer
>>223256671New England counts as anglo and uh you aren't sadly we need to make this entire thread anglo
>>223256690good thing you could go back to your own gaff and didnt need to sleep there
think leftypol might be onto something when he claims that every far-right politician has links to russia
somebody nigged
I'm the sleep "nigga" now
In that tent me xOn edge for them wombats x
>>223256702all the leftypol ones are bought and paid for by china and all of them regardless of political stance are owned by israel reckon the problem is the openness of western society
>>223256711are you homeless
British wigger culture
>>223256695Probably got purer British DNA than most of the eurobrits in the UK tbqh. Mental that
>>223256723Nope. You can't expect the universe to be confined to this fucking tent x
Dead internet theory as in dorks who can't wait for another post
A proposal has been put forward to connect Manchester and Sheffield via a 14-mile underground tunnel to reduce the heavy congestion drivers currently face. Despite being 40 miles apart, Manchester and Sheffield are the largest pair of cities in the UK without a dual carriageway connection. Currently, the fastest route by car between the cities is on the A57 through the National Park, which has extensive single-carriageway stretches.
Aliens better not come abuct me xEven though I lowkey welcome it z
Shan't be sleeping tonight
Emma Watson probably does very stinky farts and it saddens me that I’ve not sniffed them.
who is this tripcunt then?
Some people shouldn't be allowed to speak English change my mind
>>223256817paedophile from sunderland
>>223256822like who?
Forgot to remove the name lol
why did that french baker lady tell pink pantheress to shut up
>>223256809I shall however, beddie byes everyone! :3
>>223256847goodnight champ
sean g allen from sunderland love underage boys and footy x
>>223256829Anglophobes (especially Scots)Indians who can't control their interracial porn spamming urgesThe Emma Watson scat spammerRedditors who think they're being funny and original shitting on British foodI can make a more inclusive list if needed
nobody:leftypol:heatherfungus:ziedy:fatcam:cornwall tranny:helpernonce:clogwog:emmayank:rorke: pass the dutchie pon the left hand side
>>223256921https://voca.ro/1kE6YQWyVBlQ
Beans on toast recipe British authentic
>>223256931mental how long 1 second actually is
was trying to power through to sort my sleep out but im lagging already. its over
>>223256968was thinking that lol
Dear Sir,Despite having 3 cans of Guinness in the fridge, I have opened and poured the wine. This is because I am now eating chocolate chip cookies, the flavour of which would likely clash with that of stout. My best wishes to your family. I look forward to our next interaction.Yours sincerely,Anon
>>223257019wish i had that
>>223257019Alkie piece of shit
>>223257028It's not about you Angus. Get back to counting my pennies.
umsomy gf is pregnant lads
>>223257037Congratulations you just made The List.
might become a football hooligan
>>223257052do they still exist in the UK?
>>223257052who would you support, if you were to go through with this plan
>>223257049Hope you're supporting her in every way possible. Time to man up. You'll be alright mate people have been having kids for hundreds of years. Talk to your parents though, they'll be the best source of strength and wisdom.
>>223257049who's the dad?
im a fucking rapist
>>223257093the bbc bull ofc
>>223256985My sleeps been fucked since I went on holiday and got jet lag I was passing out a 1830 and now after lying in bed tossing and turning I can't get to sleep and have to be up for toil in 3 hours.fuck SAKE
>>223257134you are currently on your back in a tent
whoever invented chocolates filled with mint cream was genius
>>223257096That's the worst kind of rapist
>>223257183whats the best kind
>>223257150that were me
>>223257197Fictional
>>223257073aston villa
why is he in a tent then?
>>223257244The only place he feels safe
>>223257220this post would have been based if it werent authored by a sub 5 neet
The england vs france match was one of the best in the world cup ngl, going out with that is awesome.
>>22325728210 goals There should be a rule where the game doesn't end until 11 goals have been scored. First to 6
We had a lot of tuff moments, our comeback against england, our comeback against egypt, cape verde.I want to remember that rather than the final.
In that tent nows xGarn aleeps xThink I can hear them hedgehogs creeping outsideIt womfy x
>>223257299what if a team is 6-0 up though
>>223257306>>223257306>>223257306
>>223257311They win. Or make it 90 minutes but if nobody has scored 6 goals after 90 minutes now it's first to 6
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Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
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