trvke edish
>>223257309>Think I can hear them hedgehogs creeping outsideWatch out, they prick!
>>223257332Tuff
I'm looking through the records and I'm not seeing... I'm not seeing where this thread was authorised. There's no record of an authorisation for this thread on the system.*picks up phone and starts dialling while maintaining eye contact*Just stay right there...
A study published in the National Library of Medicine argues that looksmaxxing promotes a hegemonic masculine gaze on male bodies. Hegemonic masculinity is a social concept developed by R. W. Connell that defines the ideal form of dominant and physically attractive male bodies, legitimizes sexism, and reinforces patriarchy. The study's findings support its argument, and proves that the looksmaxxing community revolves around male supremacy and hegemonic masculinity.
richard gervais. dick gervais.
>>223257382I don't care if everyone in the world pronounces the s. I'm calling him Ricky Gervay
help Me !!i'm ... dying ..
mad how the time between the battle of stalingrad and the birth of ricky gervais is the same amount of time as between the creation of youtube and now
>>223257379A study published in the National Library of Common Sense argues that this is all complete bollocks
>>223257332mental how clav was literally nobody before it was seething women who made him famous by living rent free in their headshe holds a mirror to their shallow existences and they can't help themselves updated on everything in his lifeyou just know it's seething feminists who are typing out these long ass paragraphs on his wikipedia page about trips to paris and israel just this month
back from my disappointing wank
>>223257445Why would he go to Israel?
>>223257445grow up
>>223257453He wasn't hated enough
>>223257459What exactly is it about his past that elicited this reaction
Mastubatorii
>>223257379blud used his stethoscope to listen for hitler particles
>>223257453money money moneymust be sunnyin a rich man's world
i actually posted the first bradley on /brit/
>>223257494no you didnt be quiet
>>223257494https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oncCju3yzVs
>>223257477Played this multiplayer for a while and in some games there'd be rules. No trebuchets etc. I'd play with "No rules." One time I was playing a foreign lad who immediately started complaining "NO RULES NO RULES!" After a bit of discussion it turned out he thought "no rules" meant no siege engines. Needless to say I utterly demolished him.
sir shin splints
>>223257475of whom, that anon?
hate sleeping wish i could recharge like a robot
>>223257547wish i could sleep every moment of the day
>>223257559Spill my pint and you will
need to slide my groovy white goonstick 5 inches deep in a sizzlin jungle mama's chocolate love tunnel
>>223257566No chance of that happening you alchie
>>223257566pnr
Good night /brit/
>>223257600see ya rorke
>>223257584Yeah because you wouldn't dare come near me
>>223257610The way you smell neither will your mother
might have a wank then pass out in bed, nighty
>>223257600don't come back FOY
>>223257628My mother's dead you insensitive bastard
put myself through 5 minutes of one of clavs streams out of pure interest and i skip to the end and it was a superchat of some guy asking his gf to humiliate his tiny willy and then she pretends the wank herself off and then the stream ends
What's going on in this thread
nothing worse than a soggy tuna sandwich
>>223257637She should've worn a nose plug then
>>223257651no way of knowing, unfortunately
>>223257653finding out your dad's been gay raped?
>>223257637>My mother's dead
>>223257657Actually mental that you thought that was funny
going to break into helperlads tent and break his legs
imagine if shrek smoked weed aaaahaa
>>223257712you'll do nothing
>>223257686Bet you didn't
putting all my toast crumbs down my foreskin
Slice my thighs with razors
>>223257755
>>223257742Well no because nobody with a brain did
https://youtu.be/wjNln9mXuTI?si=N9KxIbPGXxHfnbkd
>>223257760Guess that excludes you
everybody in this thread is under my personal protection
>>223257783Yeah cos you're so fat
imagine if peter griffin smoked weed loool
Just gonned to a woman known as addictedtoana aka pancake happy dance girl It was alright
>>223257783
>>223257770So I found it funny? You're not making sense. You're a MORON
>>223257810>You're a MORONAnd you're a smelly stinky bastard
i hate london
>>223257840never been there and i never will
>>223257840yeah?
GLUG GLUG GLUGOh sorry mum, you want me to take a shower? Fat chance!
saw a man die in bethnal green
>>223257830Even if I was I'd still be better than you. I could clean myself. You'll always be retarded.
>>223257870nice
imagine if batman smoked weed heehe
>>223257864Mate take a shower if your mum is saying it. You must stink.
any good gimmicks
so sleepy. but if i succumb im back at square one
why are they arguing
VIPERRRSSSS *revs engine* SSSSSSSSShttps://youtu.be/e17mr5ZtWPI
>>223257871>You'll always be retardedAnd yet I can turn a tap and yet you can't
>>223257853...yh
>>223257898>and yet and yetRATTLED
Gemini just makes me feel like a man. Claude talks to me like I'm wasting his time. Called my argument vacuous even.
14 year old Finnish girl almost 15
two rorkes at 5am arguing online about nothing
AI is for jeets
Bursting for a wee
>Muslim Scout group investigated for 'endorsing the destruction of Israel'>Pictures displayed on Instagram in December, shows artwork containing the controversial message "from the river to the sea", which is seen by many as calling for the elimination of Israel, the world's only Jewish state.>"The phrase 'from the river to the sea' has been criminalised in Germany and parts of Australia because of its association with Hamas and its perceived endorsement of the destruction of the State of Israel.>Emma Schubart, a research fellow at the Henry Jackson Society, told the Telegraph: "Scouts should unite young people from every background - not expose them to slogans that have been linked to a proscribed terrorist group.
>>223257928Don't sexualise her then you Indian nonce. Why did we ever teach you creatures to speak English?
>>223257919https://youtu.be/5RbrXH6E4OY
>>223257928what do you gain from posting children here and getting banned and then doing it again later
>>223257949Not clicking it. Stay mad.
imagine if bart simpson smoked weed jejejejejejejejeje
homer let the barts out
>>223257956>madFOY
>>223257966Desperate and pathetic.
>>223257966What do British people say?
>>223257409Need ur address and credit card deets for ambulance brav
>>223257928you need to kill yourself bro
>>223257980We say mad.
One day Rorke shall become one with the Biomass
>>223257409read this with the cadence of that angel engine slop i see on reels
>>223257712His regular doxxing on /britfeel/ compromised his so-called house on numerous occasions
>>223257964tune
>>223257956The only thing that's mad is he extraterrestrial microbial life that inhabits your smelly folds when you approach water
bradkey walsh
>>223258023Okay I've let you embarrass yourself enough. Enjoy living the life you deserve ;)
mark corrigan
sometimes you'll see a post on twitter that's just objectively not true with 100k likesbafflingly shit platform
>>223258039>living the life you deserveOne with a healthy body ph?
HelperLad’s connections to the BNP were quite well known. I shall not risk a ban by doxxing but the evidence was clear.
one time i got beheaded by a rollercoaster no joke
he opened up the door
>>223258067u ok hon? PMd u x
>>223258087yh i got better x
shared Sandwell hon
rorke saying yes you enjoying that you strumpet?yes receive that penis pronto
>>223258092oh phew gd 2 kno
would commit unspeakable acts for a pain au chocolat right now
Patê Banton
toiling away in the dirt
Might go shopping for a pain au chocolate
>>223258128doing a bit of landscaping then
would commit unspeakable acts for a large steak pasty right now
>>223258133you'll do nothing
would commit unspeakable acts during an hour on 90s Louise Nurding right now
>>223258143I shall and I will have receipts, you big poopy face
>>223258142had one of these recently for the first time. might be the novelty but i daresay that it is the superior meat pocket when compared to an empanada
>>223258133why not get the superior pain suisse
Morrisons open 7am so I’ll be twiddling my thumbs until then but I shall purchase a pain au chocberg
would do unsqueakable acts after a spray of wd40
>>223258150cute
>>223258159> superior meat pocketThat’s my new street nickname btw
>>223258162Cos I’m in Cornwall and we’re not that fancy x
>>223258176Exactly right
>>223258182classy!
I'm the only human being in this thread
>>223258205This human man is correct
>>223258205i'm a bot
getting vanta blacked raped
British actors Kasey Ainsworth (L) "Little Mo Slater", Alex Ferns (C) "Trevor Morgan" and Jessie Wallace (R) "Kat Slater" from the program "Eastenders" attend the "TV Quick Awards" party at the Dorchester Hotel (2000)
going out x
>>223258205i'm subhuman x
>>223258205you are a clever goldfish at best
>>223258245no you're not x
Gay bent spazz
Y'all remember lilt?
>>223258274vaguely
my dod wooderp't understunder he's gegging for boboing stater than's on the wove
>>223258288Too early for this pls delete
Jessie Wallace being shared over a coffee table
The weird babbling that comes out of scottish peoples mouths sounds too much like English. How do we fix this?
>>223258336word but americans
-_-
Can't sleep because I'm in physical agony
i've been off a pain pillshe's in brandy melville
Thought Heinz was a British or at least European company especially given how many of their things seem specifically like "British food"But no apparently they're from Pittsburgh...
>>223258394which of heinz's offerings seem particularly british?
>>223258406Baked beans ig, they even do a whole bunch of different varieties and flavours
Might make Heinz ravioli on toast
that bread does not look toasted
got any spare pixels mate?
Heinz are honorary British, like the band The Killers.
>>223258462Not that anon but it's for a sandwich innit look at the other slice of bread.
Wank: Done7 hours of Baldur's Gate 3: DoneOff to bed. Have a nice day lads.
Really not surprised Jesy Nelson got knocked up and left with 2 kids as a single mum. Saw this coming a mile away.
>>223258492Night night forrin-flag lad
>>223258483wouldn't the saucy ravioli make the bread wet and soggy? i think that toasting the bread might mitigate that a bit. unless that's the preferred texture. i'm clearly very ignorant of english cuisine
Got the image off google can’t vouch for itShould I delete in shame?
>>223258521Nowt wrong with a soggy sarnie but that looks like the sauce is thick enough to keep it dry on the outside.
Anyone want anyfink from town? I shall be getting a van brekkie of sosij and bacon.
>>223258447Absolute state of bongs
>>223258447G R I Malso good morning toilers
>>223258605Your midwit insults make me hard, daddy x
i made this for instance
>>223258626keep talking like that and I'll put my saucy sausage between your barms x
you're just embarrassing yourself mate
>>223258553the biggest bag of quavers you can find and a pack of dunhills x
>>223258664Nice one.
>>223258234kat absolutely would get it back in the day
As MILF bums go, not bad.
>you've embarrassed yourself in front of the incels agane! how SHALL you ever recover!
>>223258175enjoyed this post
Lord
you'll do nothing
>>223258693Laughed at this
Din dins and some light reading and then off to slumber for me i dare say
keeping the toilfu on read to assert dominance
>>223258718Oh so she messaged you?
i wish i didn't blow it with every girl who's interested in me because i have no confidence
got a snotty nose
wanking is such a chorestill its gotta be done
>>223258703Glad it made you chuckle, pal.
I get that she's young and it's taboo but she's clearly biologically ready for sex sex sexas in she wants sex and would enjoy it
Off for a crafty wank brb
>>223258804>taboos/taboo/noncey/g
>>223258804you what
>>223258804holy umoli
yeah this post about 3 or so above mine, officer
Is there a word akin to incel for people who cannot for the life of them get a job
>>223258845dossers
the Waitrose “nigga”
why are we shaming men for the natural desire to breed (willing) teenagers
>>223257475was a very childish post wasnt it
Ok I’m out byeeee
>tfw no latex gf
>>223257953lmao
>>223258288makes me so fucking mad every fucking day that I wasn't born a beautiful women, that I have to go through life as an angry little ugly manlet
>>223257337what did you just call me
phwoarpropa gud we have hhl in the breadingtonberg nowpropa womfyhes a gud laddown to earf propa british lad
>noncing>yay HHL is in da houseYeah, that tracks I suppose As you were x
phwoar just rarted on my hand den sniffed propa satisfyingdank
missus’ mum’s catberg on visit
am i tough enus–tough enough?hell yes im tough enough
>>223259000she/her prick?
I've taken matters into my own paws
>>223259094Why does its ear have something blue in it
>>223259070just shut up mate
>>223259135all pets are recommended to be tagged in the ear
>>223259157Do you have an app where you can see where it goes?
I'm a no nonsense yummy mummy with a bubbly personality with a degree in hard knocks from the school of life xo
>>223259213I love my sons Jaiden, Braiden and Hayden and my heavenly angel Zayden
>>223259118
>>223259213liked and shared hun
>>223259146dumb cunt should be lovingly caring for her children and husband like nature intended instead of pretending to be a girlboss at a soulless office job. jews completely mindraped america
>>223257702Um
>>223259146>real responsibilitieshaha yh...
>>223259314this cat looks evil
>>223259226oh fuck off already
>>223259146bet she works in hr
I do not understand the Cody gimmick. I do not get who Cody is
>>223257306>me when i talk to feminists
>>223259398cody es un nombre comun en america
i feel like heathermong didn't get enough shit for his attempt at dietinghe started counting calories but subtracted 20-30% off all his food because he believes that poo still contains calories so not all of them should be countedso he was eating around 3000 calories while dieting and admitted he's obese
>>223259428doesn't explain the gimmick behind it though, it's obvious not every american male is a cody
oh come on it was funny tho
>>223259448no todo hombre americano es un cody pero todo cody es un hombre americano
>>223259448it's the same as pajeet, nigel, ivan etc
>>223259472ay caramba
i shidded n farded n peed n camed
>>223259538I do this every day.
>>223259538grow up
>>223259538true
any 30+ and have jobs in?? haha where’s my 30+ and have a job men at?!!
*tells you about my interracial sex fantasy for no reason*
entering the coffee zone, don't know when I'll be back
>>223259547grrr i wanted to say that
>>223259562ktim I am 30+ and have a job. I have not been unemployed since I was 18
>>223259562wahey that's me*does the 36 and already at toil gay porn dance*
Feel a bit bad for him desu
get me in as president (unironically)
>>223259630he just wants to be part of the fun
Well there goes my chance to visit America.The UK just agreed to give the US all your data for travel purposes. This includes the full criminal record. I have a minor warning that is officially wiped in this country now (was over 11 years ago) but American agencies do not have the same laws so they still count it as a crime.
Morning, will do absolutely nothing today.>>223258633This looks very good lad
>>223259147Imagine thinking typing that would make any sort of impact.
>>223259680we let in african warlords and nicaraguan terrorists youll be fine
>>223259377Imagine thinking typing THIS would make any sort of impact.
got some yeah?posts ready if you lads need a yeah?
>>223259725you will do as i say you odous little insect
what you lads going to spend your extra £3.75 a month on then?
>>223259716women be like "some completely made up shite that just isnt true"
>>223259374hes not
just sucked on a receipt
got back from my run with a craving for sugar and just eaten a pack of sweetsthats me done in for the day then
the immigrants eating swans thing sent a lot of people into full damage control mode with the mental gymnasticsthe problem is when you let in a million people at once, they bring their culture with them and turn this country into their own. if immigration was limited to 100 people in a city of 100,000, they'd be forced to integrate and not built their own segregated communities
really sucks not sleeping and all that
I'd motorboat Jo Rowling's mummy milkers but I'd prefer to sniff Emma Watson's bum.
>>223259887couldnt be me
>>223259913She looks a lot like my own mother, but with nicer hair and way nicer tits. In fact, she's basically a more attractive version of my mother, which is great since the only thing that really held me back from fantasizing about my own mother is that she just wasn't good looking enough.Rowling really seems like the kind of woman who'd suck her teenage son's dick.
>>223259682doing nothing sounds lovely
>>223259720i'd bet our sikh terrorists have yours beat
too early got a game of counter strike think i need to enter coffee zone to get the reaction times down
>>223259854moderns are too autistic to even understand what culture is
Would love to chin an auditor
hes like potato xD
>>223259720But you won't let in a sensitive English lad who got nicked by the coppers for having a spliff when he was a teenager.
>>223260015forgot pic xD
>>223260010yeah it's a shame nothing ever happens in those videos>*stands suspiciously outside building*>oi mate what you doing?>Identify yourself>smith 38274 - what are you doing?>Am I being arrested?>no just asking what you're doingrepeat for 35 minutes... the comments: "this guy is not afraid to expose the evil police!!"
>>223260041It winds me up they pretend to be anything other than mongs trying to get a reaction, if I was working and some dole scum turned up recording me I wouldn’t be able to resist chinning him
>>223259940i'm envious of you
something wrong with my bum internalshavent formed a solid poo in weeks
>>223260078Eat your veggies
don't like going in the paki shop because it stinks of pakis. not being racist, it just does.
>>223259965it's too hot, yesterday was 38C, it hurt my skin when I went out of the car, I was planning on going for a walk but I woke up at 8:30 and said fuck it I've been doing 10s of km every day for the last 2 weeks
so sad seeing young men waste their life on this website. just scrolling through the index and can see them radicalising each other by reinforcing a retarded world view. should be out enjoying life but they believe everyone is against them.
>>223260052you've never chinned anyone in your life, shut the fuck up
>>223260145show us your clam
>>223260145ktim
>>223260145>enjoying lifehow am I supposed to enjoy life when I'm surrounded by niggers, kikes, coconuts, abos and all the subhuman beastfolk in between? really hate when dumb nigger cunts like you are allowed to breathe. if you said this shit to my face I'd fucking wipe your genetic line off the face of the earth, dog cunt
>>223260192wahey racismlad! you gud? what you been up to?
bruce almighty
>>223260206killing niggers, raping jews, you know the usual, and yourself?
>>223260147I would knock you el sparko you little fat cunt
>>223260145it do be like that>>223260212pissed myself laughing as a kid when I saw the Steve Carrel scene when he speaks giberish
>>223260212I enjoyed those two films
prefer the movie Ass Almighty (2007)
>>223260240Oh grow up.
>>223260252i have it on dvd and wanked to it a thousand times. got it back in the days before high speed internet and billions of porn sites.
>>223260275Gain a clue and grow up and watch Evan Almighty (2007) and give your head a wobble
Emma Watson ripped a ripe stinker.
how come when a yank talks about soccer they put emphasis on all the wrong syllables
>>223260226I'll dodge it then counter punch sending your faggot ass flying off into the aether
>>223260297Finally a mature post in the thread, THANK YOU.
mad how being out in the sun makes you tired. how does that work then
>>223260297dont see enough exposed bum cracks on women. but see them all the time on men. i predict they'll make a big come back it's the next big thing after camel tow in gym clothes . girls have already started lowering their waistline in their shorts and joggers. it's time for bum crack to make an appearance as the next social signal for hotness
>>223260335it something to do with melatonin release, if one has trouble sleeping being in the sun in the morning and evening helps you release melatonin in the body and it's not the same as taking vitamin D supplements, also regulates hormones and other good stuff
sat in traffic
make the next one a gay porn edition
why do brits complain about mid-easterners when they're basically european, meanwhile we get argentine type savages
>>223260335it energises me and makes me horny
>>223260374You didn't get run over?
>>223259854Fucking hell lad did you think this one up all by yourself?
>>223257478HOWLING
>>223260374You are traffic, nigggaaaaaa
so how does argentina buy things then
>>223260405whoa... this applies to ... other things too
>>223260369Yo, I messed up. Still, the woman asked me, AGAIN, in the morning whether I was annoyed at her. Didn't want any frustrations, so I made out, ate her out but didn't dare to penetrate. But I also didn't bring myself to cum out of solidarity and at least now she is not frustrated or angry at least at me.
>>223259854it's just a technological problem. to stop it we would have to be become luddites destroy the planes and go back to using months long voyages to each other continents
another day another dollar i suppose
doing a nervous poo before work
>>223260430>>223260430
>>223260488why are you nervous?
