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Lmfao Canada btfohttps://youtube.com/shorts/KiivTBd3wJc
imagine her kissing another girl.
>me, squeezing out a brown-skinned brapustani poopwurst into the bogshire-on-tyne
Wait wait I got another one lmfaohttps://youtube.com/shorts/XHWTTUvsSH0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrEekD3t8Hc
I'm a major league urinator. If I had my way I'd be urinating 24/7
We should lower the age of consent by one one year and then increase it by two every other year but then subtract by 3 the other In order to see whether people can keep track
>>223256633kek homegirl doesnt give a fuck
Marriage is the way.
>>223256633Whose the other guy
>>223256651how do you account for leap years, or the metric calendar?
>>223256691Some nigger or something
Why do people enjoy the smell of their own farts but not those of others
>>223256700You throw people who ask those questions in the camps
i deserve this.
>>223256716George Carlin, I thought you died
>>223256716exposure therapy
>>223256651We should poll every woman to find out the median age they set out to lost their virginity and accomplished it and then that should be the age it's set because that's the actual age of consent in practice
>>223256716Family recipe
Too hot outside these days. What We need is some rain
>>223256767I lost my virginity at age 21 but then went on a tear and took down 20+ chicks in 3 years
Delving into Lacanian psychoanalysis
>>223256767most girls lose their virginity to men around the same age. The point of age of consent is to protect kids from adults who want to fuck them.
>>223256799What have you gotten out of it I got a little bit into it but I strongly prefer Jung
kids are just tiny adults
>>223256633blub thinks hes on the team
Hey bro I drive a Dodge Stratus that means I'm a success and you aren't https://youtu.be/atjJVwok9ws
>>223256807Still learning the basic concepts but the Big Other and the little other are interesting
>>223256816stratus goes hard
I miss Matthew Zazueta. I miss mousey. I miss all my pals
>>223256793We're polling women I'm afraid >>223256806We'll poll to find out >The point of age of consent is to protect kids from adults who want to fuck them.HahahaThat's not gonna protect anyone. Ask England. Bad men don't follow the law.
>>223256835>I miss Matthew ZazuetaSaid no one ever
>ask a question>get all yap and no real answerermagerrrrrd
just drinking straight milk, just milk, no chocolate, this is what those children in africa must feel like during a famine
pulled my sword 10,000 times today
Are Americans actually mad at us over the fire smoke? Most fires in Ontario are literally inaccessible by fire fighters so we need to wait on more favourable weather
>>223256836>Bad men don't follow the law.and those men go to prison, so what's your point?
>>223256852o really?
>>223256885you need to wait until winter? when it's more accessible? it's summer you fucking idiot the conditions are ideal
>>223256888I don't think they have mate.
>>223256885>Most fires in Ontario are literally inaccessibleSkill issue.
>>223256908they clearly got arrested hence the mugshots.
>>223256925those are passport photos
Legendary pull!https://youtu.be/0SLOzYC_WA4
>>223256885that's what I don't get either, it's not like wildfires don't occur naturally. Especially in the middle of nowhere
>>223256925Is that the entire lot of them?Anyway, the point is that the age of consent law didn't protect the girls from getting raped. Do you think these stop stochastic terrorism here?
Tried to give a stray cat some banana. He didn’t want it
>>223256633kek he knew what he was doing
>>223256918>>223256903In northern Ontario there is very little infrastructure. It is a completely untamed wilderness. Water bombers and helicopters aren't enough to extinguish the fires. Some of these fires are bigger than some US states. The best we can do is evacuate the First Nations who live there and keep the fires back from bigger settlements
>>223256952cats that take food from strangers end up being poisoned
>they call them 'first nations'
>>223256944>sometimes people don't follow the laws, so we should not have lawsretarded take
>>223256967you could basically fit the entire world population in western/northern ontario yet there's nothing there.
>>223256967you sound fucking gay to me
>>223256918nta but there are fires every year and they're no big deal, a little campfire smoke is kino and good for you. really you Americans should be thanking us for such a wonderful treat. you bring the s'mores, we'll bring the camp fire anon! (it will be 300,000 hectares)
https://youtu.be/dGXvO82xF98tonight's jewtube
on three lane highway in middle lane. guy hard tailgating. i move over to right lane to let him pass as there wasn't available gaps in the left lane for him to do so. he doesn't speed up at all. instead he just cozies up against the anus of the next guy and sits there sniffing it for the better part of 20 minutes before he takes an exit ramp. i don't get it. i don't get why somebody would decide that less than a car length is a suitable default following distance.
>>223256978that's like the fourth different politically correct name they've gone through in my lifetime. they will decide they don't like this one either in a few years.
How bad is the infrastructure in Northern Canada reallyAre road trips to the Arctic Ocean and Hudson Bay impossible?
>>223256978what else are we supposed to call them? Native Americans refers to USA people.
>First Nations
>>223257010chugs or natives. first nations is nu-speak faggotshit, erase that from your vocabulary.
Canadians be like>Saaar they are first nations like me Michael John Vishnu
>>223257009There is only ONE road going to the Arctic Ocean in Canada and only ONE road that goes to Hudson Bay
>>223256979>sometimes250,000, at a conservative estimate, over decades >strawmanIf we actually dealt with the bad people then we wouldn't need the laws. >The point of age of consent is to protect kids from adults who want to fuck them.I also don't think that a sixteen year old with big tits is a kid.
Before beginning I would like to acknowledge that this thread was built on sacred Sacojowakee land
Pocahontas was so fucking hot in that Disney movie
>>223257029I think there's only one road in Alaska that goes all the way up too
>>223257029You can also take VIA Rail to Hudson's Bay if you were so inclined.Really there's no reason to visit either place. I've been to some of the northern regions in Ontario that you can get to via roads and logging trails, it really is shit after a while. Just endless bush, mosquitoes, muskeg, and nothingness. It only gets worse as you venture north.
Imagine 15 people started whooping your ass
>>223257042For me it's jasmine
>>223257042So was the real woman who they used for the voice and inspiration for her drawing
>>223256836>That's not gonna protect anyone. Ask England. Bad men don't follow the law.If it's enforced people might follow it.
>>223257009You can get to Hudson Bay by rail in Ontario, and by hydro Quebec roads in Quebec, which service hydro electric dams. In the Territories there is one road to the Arctic, and it relies on ferries in the summer and an Ice road in the winter. It is very sparse.
>>223257048Imagine 15 people started fucking your ass
First nations opposition to infrastructure projects is basically a shakedown for a piece of the profits
>>223257032>I also don't think that a sixteen year old with big tits is a kid.well most places AoC is 16 anyways but regardless, you need set laws so it's uniform and people know where the line is. Otherwise you have people making judgement calls and it makes it hard to punish people for abusing it.
>>223257010natives is the standard. it was indians before than and actual indians were called 'east indians'. but now there's way too many east indians so natives is the better functional term. nobody says first nations in conversation. that is government corpo copy speak.
>>223257047>no reason to visitIdk this looks pretty rad
im back creampies
>>223257047>VIA Rail to Hudson's BayAnd that was closed for years too lol. Foreigners and, really most Canadians as well, don't realize how remote and totally undeveloped Northern Canada is.
>>223257070What if we just stopped giving them money? Like OK you don't want the oil pipeline? OK, we're still going to build it and now we're withholding 30% of your government gibs for the year.Talk some shit nigga, find out. We need to remind these people they're conquered. French Canadians too, I'd love to see a federal party come into power and just absolutely fucking decimate Quebec. Strip them of their rights, make them a vassal state, take away their citizenship and basically just make them a slave colony. The delicious french women would be removed and sent to breeding colonies.
I like Inuit more than FN but both still mog every other minority
>>223257070Patently obvious but we have to go through this whole retarded ritual because you can never say no to a featherhead
>>223257080there is similar shit to that in the rockies with nice paved highways leading to them.
Kylian Mbappe
>>223256995Deadwingdork mentioned
>>223257097It's more epic when you have to be dropped off via plane and there are no humans for hundreds of miles
I just say Indigenous
pain
Yo two twos my word croski
>>223257138For me, it's chug
>>223257138>IndigenousI prefer First Nation because we know the word "indigenous" to be false. One of the first things in Social Studies we learned in Nova Scotia was how the Americas were populated via the Bering land bridge or ice bridge. Therefore we know they are not indigenous, they are the first people.
Thinking about the time my sister entered my room and showed me her collection of My Hero Academia memes she saved on her phone
any girls here want to be my gf
>>223257160So by your definition only Sub Saharan Africans are indigenous
Enjoying some shrimp and white wine
>>223257071>and it makes it hard to punish people for abusing it.They literally don't get punished and it doesn't stop them. When it does come to court they get wrist-slapped. And I don't inherently disagree, but I think that we should base the age on the age that women go off and lose their virginity at on their own accord.
Got reprimanded by a fat indian teacher in 12th grade because I said "Indigereedoonous" and she proceeded to try to lecture me about her peoples' culture. The bell rang and I had to leave for class so she only got about a minute into her lecture, it was during lunch. I'll never forget that fat pig, she would eat at her desk during class and spilled Pepsi on our assignments one day. Instead of just giving everyone an A+ she assumed everyone would be mediocre and gave us all B's or told us we could re-do the assignment if we wanted a better grade. That bitch is a large part of why I find natives so tedious and have no patience for their kvetching.
Every girl on bumble and hinge with politics set to "conservative" is obsessed with country music
>>223257138We just natives in normal conversation
>>223257163ask her if she can be my gf
>>223257172no, you just want to use me for a visa then you'll dump me when you get your permanent residence card.
Aboriginals is usually used for Native Australians but it can be used for the natives of the Americas as well
>>223257173Given that the out of africa theory is bunk, likely not
>>223257050Trashy stripper name
>>223257179>Olivia HusseyBased scream queen starring in one of the greatest horror films of all time
business idea: creampies
>>223257193So what's the real history of humans
>>223257200Well more apropos to the gay noncey discussion we were having, she was 16 in the film mentioned prior.
>>223257179the average age is going to be 15-16 anyways so it doesn't change anything
>>223257180>That bitch is a large part of why I find natives so tedious and have no patience for their kvetching.Nobody in Canada who has spent time around the injuns likes them, it's only the people who never meet them who think they are wise chiefs like the movies. It's exactly like the homeless situation in major cities, you live near hobos and you hate them.
>>223257187more like for your vagina
>>223257173I believe "indigenous" to be a political term rather than an anthropological term.
>>223257203Can't remember talkin bout no oatmeal guys
>>223257172ya
My wife is a woman. Am I gay?
>>223257219yes
Never knew who this Broner guy was until this Turkey Tom vid
>>223257208You're out of your mind if you think the aoc will get lowered to 15, the reason we have the law is so that the cuck world order can function and nobody can take a virgin as a wife, similar to ancient Babylon
>>223257218dc?
another brawl at an American restaurant just happened
Chapelle show overrated
What you make in a year, I spend on socks
>>223257204>So what's the real history of humansSub-saharan africans didn't migrate from sub-saharan africa to the four corners of the earth and become the distinct races of humans we see today.
>>223257204God created the different races one thousand years ago when he fucked the giantess mother earth and all the different races spat out of a volcano which was mother earth's vagina
>>223257237I'm just responding to that other retard. He wants to lower the AoC to whatever and most places it's already 16 so I'm saying at best it will go down another year based on his incel formula.
Turkey Tom is a shitlib faggot along with Atozy, Patrick Cc., Andrew Callahan, and the rest of those nu-male fagtubers. Like Keemstar 2.0, clickbait dipshits.
>>223257240you wanna meet me outside?
Some disgusting fat hispanic broke into me and my neighbor's car yesterday night. I hate Denver so much bros
>>223257238No Florida
>>223257255>non-answerYou're telling me what didn't happen. What DID happen???
Have nostalgia for staying up all night watching toonami and playing garrys mod
>>223257269Nta but this >>223257258
No matter how bad it gets, it can always get worse
>>223257260Happy to say i know who none of these people are except Andrew Callahan
>>223257259I am that other retard. >the average age is going to be 15-16 anywaysYou pulled that out of your ass. My incel formula would be to actually determine what age women set out to have sex on their own, and my hypothesis is that it would coincide with puberty. Now, it's not going to happen, because the law is in place because of the international feminist witch coven. You will get pilloried, and meanwhile, actual abuse of (actual) children will go on one thousandfold and an eyelid won't be raised.
>>223257260I hate andrew and brandon buckingham and yeah tom is a sellout fag
They're using 4chan lingo as wordle answers now
>>223257265Best to leave an old wallet you don't care about in the console. Personally I just happen to do this and store my spare razor blades in it where you'd slide your hands to get the money. I know they're there so I don't put my fingers in there but I imagine a fat thief fumbling in the dark might now be aware and have a dreadful time.
Pedos arguing. I'm out
>>223257289girls don't have sex at 11/12 except for trashy ones.
Going to the pool with dadberg tomorrow
I’m as tough as nails
Eastern Hellbender
>>223257308Muhammad, PBUH, had sex with Aisha at the ripe old age of 9. By the Prophet's beard are you calling Aisha trashy you infidel???
Picking and eating my scabs
I play N-wordle every day.
I knew a girl in my band class who was pregnant. We were in 6th grade and she was 11 years old
Mohammad (Momo) was into beastiality, gay sex, pedophilia, poo eating that nigga was crazy!
Are you a pedo
>>223257338This is cool because she can be like a fun older sister to her own child. That kid will be way ahead of the rest of his cohort.
>>223257344Him cross-dressing is canon too btw
>>223257338That's so weird
>>22325730811/12 is far too young, even for meSurely no one is experiencing puberty that young, wtf? Anyway, the survey would have to be done more rigorously than you pulling random numbers out of your ass. >>223257324Muhammad was a literal serial killer on top of being a nonce. The reputational effect of the word "pedo" is just a cudgel for redditors to beat you with if you're not a cuck. This is why the american age-gap hysteria is now a thing. The pressure keeps building from the fact that the abuse is going on and nobody advocates pressing the fix-everything switch, and the scapegoat is getting more and more abstract.
>>223257349Is this on record
I have a great respect for retards
Thoughts on the pink fairy armadillo?
>>223257322Seen them at the Baltimore zooSilly creatures
>>223257358>far too young, even for meEven for you? So you like em young huh
>>223257369Pink fairy was your dads nickname in prison
>>223257358What age for you
>>223257369HUGE fan
>>223257308Where I grew up high-school sex only occurred among the white trash kids. Most people waited until at least 18 or 19 at college/university
>>223257359No
At least I’m not missing any parts of my skull
I actually like pangolins, kinda messed up that people eat them
>>223257402Chinese people be craaaaazy
>>223257384I missed out on teen love so I want a teen. Probably not possible, but I absolutely will not compromise on the bodycount, if she doesn't match my bodycount (0) then I would rather die alone
Having a daughter must be so weird because teenage years you have to be vigilant at all times to prevent her from getting knocked up Raising a son seems way easier
There isn't a creature on Earth a Chinaman didn't want to eat upon seeing it. They are the billygoats of the human world.
>>223257358yes people start puberty at 11. Quick search says girls get their first period between 10 and 16, 12 being the average.
Started puberty at 11. Voice didn't start dropping till I was 14 or so tho
>>223257419You're majorly fucked in the head lol
>>223257419>I missed out on teen loveGrow up
>>223257419What's the lowest you'll go
>>223257419Jason-tier postJason is that you?
>Grow upFaggot
>>223257388well people that were dating were having sex at like 15/16. If you didn't date then you had sex at like 18+.
I am going to hurt myself
>>223257450Do a flip faggot
Cruellest thing about Chinese is that they think the animal suffering before dying improves the taste somehow, I love orientals but they really do have this weird lack of compassion
>I missed out on teen love
Imagine being 14 again and you hit puberty and you're like "hell yeah finally I get to be a man and have a beard and a deep voice" but instead you just put on a dress and take drugs that destroy your body's chemistry and scream at strangers about pronouns.Can't imagine why someone would do such a thing.
>>223257419based
>>22325744013-14 because that's around the time I started wanting a gf >>223257464I look like this and say this
>>223257467It's literally just lack of attention or they are groomed into it
>>223257467most trans people know they are trans at like 6 years old
Guardian of the vegetable garden
>>223257462It's true for crabs though
>>223257485What's he plotting
Wish you could experience these farts
>most trans people know they are trans at like 6 years old
>>223257479You deserve prison.
Yankees won :3
Children's TV shows have something creepy about them
>>223257447Perhaps this was the case then. I never dated until university, but my high-school certainly had couples
>>223257487Yeah but they aren't actively torturing them before they die like with dog meat right? They are just tossing them into boiling water o algo
>>223257495I would like to know too
>>223257482A 6 year old doesn't know shit about himselfThe brain doesn't even finish growing until 25. Also no such as trans btw
>>223257504Give examples
>>223257514*no such thing as
>>223257502See what I mean, it's just a nonsensical cudgel and scapegoat. And now it's moved on to even age-gaps. >she's just 20 you sick fuck >I can't imagine what a 24 year old has in common with an 18 year old It will keep getting worse.
>>223257479how old are you?
>>223257514>Also no such as trans btwExplain Bruce Jenner
The woman who played the pigeon lady in Home Alone 2 passed away a few days ago
>>223257505well i know chads at my school were having sex while being single.
>>223257514That brain growth stuff is not true btw. Very common misconception
>>223257532You know who else is in Home Alone 2?
>>223257528mental illness + substance abuse, also probably gay-raped like most olympians
Girls painting each other's nails
>>223257516Lamb Chop's Play-Along, teletubbies
>>223257527At an age where I'd obviously be pilloried and lynched if I even so much as looked in the direction of a woman below the age of 17, meanwhile they're out philandering.
>>223257532she died a few year ago retard
>>223257546Girllllll I just got my nails did
>>223257532She was an Oscar winning actress and everyone only remembers her from a kid's movie sequel lol
You know who else is gay and raped
>>223257539
>>223257552Lol this dumb nigga fell for the mandildo effect
who is the central figure for Judiasm?
>>223257528>divorce and then near fatal car accident Sounds like the guy had some kinda mental breakdown Getting divorced and nearly dying does weird things to the mind. Not to mention being in a car crash could have messed up his brain majorly
>>223257550i want a number
Anti semen is so lame
>>223257538>brain growth stuff is not true btwIt is absolutely true.
>>223257582Abraham or Moses
>>223257582YHWH/Elohim
There's a gay poster here who has sex with black guys
gock is stale, we need a new term for a woman's penis
>>223257609Penisstoria
>>223257597No its not
The Fallout show is actually pretty good. Season 3 looks promising and Ella Purnell is a quirk chungus I enjoy watching.
>>223257598why is there 2 of them?
I have no motivation to do anything at all and I'm going completely insane Actually I do have motivation to drop everything and travel the world but my mom would disown me
>>223257609Manclit
>>223257612Yes it is Prefrontal cortex does not finish developing until 25
>>223257582Satan
Oh hell naw, not this weird ass posting his fucking wife on 4chan.Couldn't imagine ever betraying my loved one like that
once i beat my fear of talking to people i will finally penetrate a vagina
>>223257624>mom would disown meBecause you would travel around having gay sex and collecting stds?
>>223257621OR
>>223257587You can play Sudoku, there's numbers there
>>223257620I have the original unedited version of this photo jsyk.
>he still doesn't reveal his agewhy?
>>223257624>motivation to drop everything and travel the worldWhere are you getting the money to do a thing like that If you have money and no familial obligations then go for it
>>223257620The slot, how’s the slot?
>>223257615Most of the hate for the show isn't about the show itself but how Todd is intentionally using it to shit on New Vegas
>>223257630Ask chatgpt it says im right
>>223257633there's people on /b/ who post nudes of their wives
>>223257641i want your age. stop being coy
I wish I could see women naked
>>223257660I'm approaching ninety. Why?
>>223257642Me too lol he probably thought we forgot he posted that
>>223257639Because she wants me to immediately get a job after finishing school>>223257649I have enough money for months of travel but then I'd be screwed at the end if I had none left
>>223257663>>>/s/
>>223257663Do you want to see zoom zoom naked?
>>223257663Google imagesSafesearch off
>>223257667why won't you reveal your age? are you afraid?
>>223257654If people just want a carbon-copy of the games they can eat a dick as far as I'm concerned. Maybe they should be more mad about FO76 and Todd blasting diarrhea shit all over the actual games first. The show does a good job of balancing story, fan-service, and lore. The seasons aren't very long so they really do have a tough job fitting in enough stuff to make it interesting without being repetitive or disjointed.
>>223257656Asked AI and it confirmedYou probably asked it a wrong or weirdly worded questionPrefrontal cortex matures later usually in the ball park of mid 20s
>>223257663they have places called strip clubs
Regret not getting the brownies from Papa John's a small pizza is not good enough for the whole fucking day
it's too hot
Is a man not entitled to the chirp of his smoke alarm?
>Asked AI and it confirmed
>>223257654>Todd is intentionally using it to shit on New VegasBased??
>>223257683I'm approaching ninety, so eighty-nine.
>>223257683I am 35 but I have a young heart
>>223257685It's not even that nigga, he is just dismantling the NV / Fallout 2 canon out of spite. I agree with the carbon copy complaint but the dude is clearly still mad at FO:NV being more successful
Youngest /cum/ user
>>223257690who the fuck orders small pizza lmao?
>>223257668He is probably some freak weirdo cuckold who gets off on guys reposting pictures of his wife. He has a weak cuckold face, it's entirely possible his wife is already fucking other guys and he knows about it and is happy about it.
Fuck if you’re looking to make money on your home and want a good deal for your house or property and you can always buy it yourself if you’re not in a position of need to sell the home for the same reason as the house you want it to sell it to the seller and the buyer
AI is the boogieman to the normgroid
>>223257706Nigga you old go home to your family why you posting here
>>223257715Someone who doesn't eat leftovers
>>223257698See >>223257707To a lesser degree it extends to the first 2 games as well
I had another dream about texting a girl I talked to for 2 years. We stopped talking to each other a year ago, but I still think of her every day.
>>223257718Wat
You play with them balls like it's Fifa
>>223257719Everyone who complains about AI for images still uses ChatJeetPT for text answers, in my experience
>>223257717i dont think it's him. it's probably an old friend from school.
>>223257719When your tied upside-down being experimented on by an evil robot, I want you to say that again
>>223257724it's always going to be better value to order large since it's like a few bucks more and you just eat half and the rest later on.
Geeked out my body
>>223257726>>223257707Games will always be canon no matter what. Todd can screech and whine all he wants.One more reason why physical media for games is important. You own the actual version of the game, not some retarded modified download version that Todd has secretly raped.
>>223257736Tell her you think about her everyday and you are willing to have an open relationship as long as she comes home to you at night
>>223257736just try texting her? You have nothing to lose. Just say hey whats up
>>223257717Eat the meatballs, eat the broccoli, don't get distwacted by the candy and ice cream.
>>223257751I just said I don't eat leftovers nigga
Accidentally walked in to momberg pissing and saw her disgusting hairy pussy
Have to wake up early tomorrow to run and lift weights
>>223257767You didn't and this a gross thing to make up
>>223257766shortstein
>>223257766why?
>>223257767That's happened to me at least two times and both times I wanted to die after
>>223257756Well the next game coming out is going to be connected to the TV series, he's going to make all the changes canon just to fuck with the New Vegas fans. RIP NCR
Leftovers are good man
>>223257767What did it look like
thinkin about that anon's mom's hairy pussy...... boner alert haha
>>223257768Who's going to carry the boats?
>>223257773Hi>>223257774Because it never tastes as good
new>>223257790>>223257790>>223257790
>>223257757I won’t do this.>>223257763Isn’t it undignified? I never responded to her rejecting me for some date (she used polite language to soften it but it was a clear rejection). We had a falling out, reconnected, and then she was cold to me. I feel like going back now would probably be undignified. She’s probably dating someone. She’ll probably brush me off.
>>223257779Then it will flop like 76. I really don't even understand why Todd is such a shitlord about it all. He seems to have some axe to grind.
