Woke up and my willys gone hard in the nightBet I was thinking of sexy ladies again xD
every day at around 7am cockberg gets hard and wakes me upmorning wood is extremely annoying when you're trying to sleep
boner discord raid
>>223260454Just explain to her that sometimes this happens, does it happen every time?
I never get morning wood anymore and I'm only 25
im a chopped unc and am diamond hard every morning without fail
why is burnham talking about a 10 year plan when he'll be fucked off in 2 years anyway
>>223260527do you exercise?
>>223260521There's no explaining, she said she has been way too patient. If I wasn't so likeable and she over 40 she would have sent me packing.
>>223260554well Idk what to tell you bro, you might want to check out some pelvic floor exercises or kegal stuff as I said yesterday
Got up early to go to the gym and about halfway through the workout looked around at all the normal people and thought what's the fucking point and leftLiterally no point maintaining any sort of standards when you're a maladapted slug of a man like me, might as well just rot
>>223260583Around here we call that stinking thinking
>>223260583me
>>223260583Well actually there isIf I don't exercise prolonged sitting gives me back pain so I can't spend my life in front of my pc comfortably
>>223260581Thanks, it's a mental thing with me.
>>223260583come on mate
>>223260583you're freeing up machines and weights for your genetic superiors like me, so thanks mate x
>>223260551No sir
today i am throwing my xbox and phone and any other distraction into storage and not touching them. I will either work or stare at a wall.
>>223260599>>223260613KEK, propa /bwit/ replies them innit
>>223260583Yeah but it's funny to be in great nick while having severe debilitating autism, terminal virginity and social problems. It gives people an uncanny feeling that they can't pin down.It would fit their mental mould if you were overweight and slobby with all the aforementioned problems but when you're visibly in very good physical shape they can't reconcile it. By all measures your will should be broken; you should be an emtpy shell of a man who doesn't bother with fitness yet you do. Somehow, despite having lived a life vastly more miserable and lonely than the norm, you have not given up.
mental how grim PC prices are nowfucking hate AI
good morning you repugnant incel freaks
>>223260527Used to happen to me. You are down, need to have a better perspective on life. I'd say don't let women bring you down, but don't disconnect from them either. We have to keep a balance, us men.
>>223260670heyyyyyy x
>>223260670Hi
>>223260653dumb frogposter
>>223260583when I want to give up I think about something that motivates me and I pump myself up >>223260626does that happen in every position, some positions are better for circulation >>223260641you can start doing mild things or going on walks maybe, I know that helps me
can guarantee you the lads who think they are vile slug men are too selfaware to be as bad as they thinki'm 10 times worse than any of you because in any social setting i have no clue what's going on and embarrass and creep everyone out, only to realise later upon reflection what i had done
>>223260653step 1 to reducing people's uncanny feelings about you: stop posting the childish incel frog
fregg for me
>>223260726but this post states that you're also self aware so you can't be 10x worse by your own logic
grand rising :)
nth for the holodem
turn on caret browsing
>>223260727fuck off you cunt i already called him a dumb frogposter what are you just going to kick a man while hes down you shit eating wanker never reply to someone ive replied to ever again
>>223260751i have to analyse in great detail everything i said and did. it doesn't happen in the moment. i have "self awareness" only in rare moments of reflection. so i avoid any kind of social activity. anon on the other hand was self aware in the moment so he has a chance.
>>223260430She kinda cute, what's her story?
>>223260583I got lazy and thought I could lose weight by just reducing my calories intake. It's doing fuck all so I'm gonna have to start excersising again
think i may be depressed
>>223260670Morning ^^
glod
Thought about farting but decided against it
>>223260818Grow up
>>223260818it'll just come out your mouth
I didn’t get the job
>>223260841on to the next one
>>223260802Same, well probably low mood. Chin up still lad
>>223260848NoI cant
Just seen a person describe an apartment as a crib on rightmove
Rock hard DILFs in your area want to meet now!
>>223260841That's ok hun you did your best xx
>>223260908classic arsegaylian post
>>223260527sory lad i'm nearly 10 years old and have it most mornings
toilfu is in the office but im not. dont like her enough to go over there m afraid
>>223260932um
>>223260932oopsies
I come from the lad down under
get him janny
>>223260932Did you mean to type 100
Were there even any memes this world cup?
>>223260964yeh loads
Unc using the numpad
>>223260964The Haaland ones were funny
>>223260964unimaginably friendless post
4chan has been a net negative on my life but i enjoy it so here i am every day
>>223260932right well janny won't stand for this will he
>>223260964lonely little slug man
>>223260986What does that mean? Why are you so nasty?
>>223260932>>223260937>>223260938>>223260954>>223261020meant 10 years older janny no mistype ban pls
>>223261023if you have friends you can't help but see world cup memesliterally impossible to avoid
mental how the omission of two characters ("er") is gonna send this lad packing for 3 days
>>223261035sorry mateyou'll be missed
>>223261041Well if you have friends you should talk with them instead of posting here you odious oaf
Losing weight is impossible because of beer amd crisps
>>223261035https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ahr4KFl79WI
>>223261059>3 daysonce years ago when i made a VERY OBVIOUS JOKE about being 16 i got banned for 2 years
imagine having a 10 yr old and they post on 4chan. my future children will have no internet access ever and maybe we'll have to live in the middle of a forest on top of a mountain
>>223261074you can do both but you wouldn't know that would you
>>223261086Your wildly hypthetical kid will discover Mega Chan 9000 and immediately run off to kill an elderly member of parliament
>>223260725No, indeed some positions are easier, but I think it's mainly an expectation, especially if it happened before very recently and the woman is in a bad mood. This morning she has been surprisingly lovey-dovey though, I think it's because she's leaving for holidays. I don't know, nor expect really, that she will want me once she is back.
>>223261086japs keep their cats in cages. it not right
>>223260964Yh https://x.com/TrollFootball/status/2079303833680023686
>>223261134really dont understand how they do this. youd have to be a really horrible bug person
someone on 'ddit just left a bizarre seething reply to me for no reason
>>223261168but spain beat them...
Put cats in cagesRemove cats' gonadsUse cat skins as home furnishings
>>223261191cat owners are horrible people in general, cage or no cage
>>223261198It's an old meme
>>223261209not really
>>223261211well its stupid and i hate it
People are actually going to be surprised when there's an AIDS epidemic in Europe.
lads not sure how much longer i'm gona be around here now...very on edge that any post could be my last if the janster takes a dim view of thingsneed VAR to assist
>>223261217yes really
need a poo lol that's a classic /brit/ post
>>223261232PrEP has been around for a while now lad
>>223261232Thankyou based Elon Musk
>>223261123is this the new girl?
>>223261232youre at no risk
>>223261250Asymptomatic hetero normies don't take PrEP
>>223261250Don't know what that is >>223261252Don't know what that means
>>223261263Is that bad?
>>223261266but they will if there are early signs of an epidemic.
>>223261193reddit is fucking dire no idea why you'd actually post there
>>223261283it has its benefits
>>223261289this place is dire
lads how long does it take to read a 200 page book?
every yank retiree i meet gets like $8000/month from their military pension (they were in it for 2 years and then hurt themselves), and like $5000 from the federal pensiongenuinely not fair, life on easy mode lads
I had that fart I was stifling
>>223261120hypothetical yes but not wildly
>>223261293>i got aids but at least i had SEX rorke haha loser ok enjoy your aids
>>22326130530 mins
>>223261305maybe idk 6-8 hours
>>223261134they do? like indoors?
>parents try to steal my sister's children and then try to cut my sister out of their lives when it doesn't work>they don't want to reconnect with my sister and my sister doesn't want to reconnect with them, I try everything to save the family>my parents cut me out of their lives because I stuck by my sister>nearly two years later, my father has a stroke caused by a blood clot and has many seizures and now cannot speak properly and keeps saying the same few words over and over, probably caused by the stress of losing his children and grandchildren>sister immediately goes behind my back to reconnect with my parents, and we have a falling out because she lied to me about it and misled me about her feelings>I now have no parents and no sister and no access to my nieces and nephew, my father has had a stroke and is dying and can barely speak and has asked my sister to look after my mother because he thinks he's going to dieWhat the fuck, if I'd never stuck by my sister I'd still have my parents and my father might not have had a strokeWhat the fuck was the point in all of thisI've lost my entire family and they now all have each other, what the fuck
not a fucking chance son have you ever heard of BREVITY
>>223261306I saw one on Caleb hammers YouTube channel. Guy was like 40, got “injured” in the army so gets paid $60k a year but he also has a job at manufacturing plant and makes like 90k a year makes no sense
>>223261331too many words
>>223261323What non stop?
In bed. Farting.
>>223261366rapes your arse
>>223261331This novella has been going on for quite some time, what's the next big twist?
im also having a stroke
i think you'd have to actually go out of your way to get aids these days
love house music but I’m not a shagger normie drug addict
>>223261407rapes your arse
>>223261331In my experience, family doesn't give a shit about you, and would step over your body as you were choking to death, just to get a shortcut to the microwave as they're cooking a microwave meal. Except for family members you've been through hell with as a child. They're bros for life, not because they're family but because of the shit you both went through together.
>>223261338>>223261361dull cunts who want to read the word poo over and over forever>>223261374Not a clue. I'd probably report my father as a PIP fraudster to get him killed quicker if not for the fact that he now no doubt legitimately qualifies for it because he's so fucked upI suppose just go day by day until he does die and then my mother and sister are stuck with each otherI do need to find a way to have access to my nieces and nephew because they're the only family I want to see
>>223261366...yh
>>223261415>Except for family members you've been through hell with as a child. They're bros for life, not because they're family but because of the shit you both went through together.That's why I've had such a good relationship with my sister these last two years since the cutting out, shared trauma and history. It's why I'm so blindsided by her betraying me and lying to me and reconnecting with them behind my back
right well the edish is in the subject isn't it
>>223261434So unprofessional, the norwegian thread would never have a blunder like that
>>223261415>>223261422>>223261433blog the fuck onrapes your arse
royal mail was early todayi dont know how i'm gonna not leave the coke untouched until the weekendmost likely i will do a "sample" line later and then finish the bag today while i wank to tranny porn for 7 hours
>>223261457grim but understandable
>>223261433I spent my entire childhood looking after my little brother on a council estate while out psycho single mum battered us every time she got hold of us. It was like a horror movie, for years and years, and I spent every waking moment protecting that boy. I still expect him to stab me in the back. That's life. You're on your own mate. Same as the rest of us.
>>223261407oh yeah? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpIrFglZfQUBought this last week, the whole album 18 buckaroos, good deal.
gen z boss and a mini
>>223261456???
la familia es todo
>>223261501the family is poo?
>>223261501Saludos
>>223261457Hate druggies and hate degenerates that wank to tranny porn.
doing an excellent poo. real top draw stuff. first class.
>>223261457shiggy diggy
>>223261457grim freakshow
moni has updated her blog lads, reckon you give it a read, cracking post from her i must say
was always afraid to order drugs online although I'm sure I was on a list somewhere in the local police department archives but I was never selling so they let it slide
there's a bbc for each of us
>>223261552get it linked then
some awful posts being made itt
>>223261481Well I'm glad it's not just me. My situation is different in that it's a bit more psychological and middle class and all the real toxicity and hatred is coming out right as my sister and I are around 30 years old. The longer my life goes on the more my family falls apart. My father did threaten to knock me out about two years ago though. He won't be doing any more of that.If I were to go and see him now in hospital I would only end up saying the most horrible shit to him, while he can't even speak properly let alone hit anyone.I'm not sure whether to kill them with silence or plain verbal abuse, but I do want them dead. I'm angry with my sister for giving them comfort and sparing them from the natural consequences of their actions
>>223261586you sound like a tranny
>>223261481bet you're a resilient lad now not some nancy sensitive fuck tho
>>223261484Why on earth would u buy music
i hope this improves the thread
>>223261636Because I like collecting records
thought this was nsfw
>>223261656I do that lmao
>>223261656geniusnicely warmed through for when he wakes needing a sugary fix as wellagain, genius
>>223261642yeah nice can you post the apu doing jungle beats while an elephant toots now please
never collected anything other than pokemon cards as a childalways found collecting stuff a bit odddo you collect anything?
>>223261219:(
Feeling an odd nostalgia for the mid 2010s where it was oddly fashionable for some girls to have depression
>>223261260Ναι
>>223261697pokemon cards, crazy bones, football stickers and fossils (luv me ammonites simple as)
>>223261697flesh & blood there's a new netrunner coming out called Eidolon homeworldthat looks dope
would one of you lads be kind enough to post in my thread on abolitionist literature over on /lit/ please, thanks x
>>223261697vinyl records >>223261722Are you in Greece, I'm confused
Really can't stand all this shite at my work aboit creating space for women and "allyship". All this has given us is women in middle management who are beyond clueless or women who have created BS roles for themselves about leading enablement or learning.I just see it as a massive conspiracy for women to steal a living and defend each other to do so whilst providing nothing of value to the company, leaving the rest of us that do actually provide value to work harder so we can afford these parasites.Get rid of them all and give me a 25% pay rise, that's what I say
>>223261697Thought about collection coins, not anything fancy but just to get a £1 (or equivalent) of all kings/queens of the country
>>223261760for me it's when women with nothing interesting to say repeatedly clap their hands together while speaking as if it's an argument
>>223261586Best thing you can do is look inside yourself and find the truth about who you are, who you want to be, and what you want to do. Then do what you want. Fuck everyone else. They all act like friends and family but there's one person you can trust, who'll be there no matter what, and that's you. You will always have yourself. That knowledge is insanely powerful once you walk away from the slime that tried to drag you down by pretending they were your people.
>>223261694sorry best i can do is this ugly frog
>>223261651How old r u
rorke wanking to wmbf porn whilst listening to his dad's vinyl of una paloma blanca
>>223261742Cor yeah that sounds like a really exciting *SNORING NOISES*
>>223261586Escortlad?
>How old r u
haven't seen my friends in about a month
>>223261642That's the spot
>>223261808ktim except since 2016
>>223261481The Beast of Bransholme
Today’s brunch
>>22326178318/F/CA
>>223261803calm down turkey tom
>>223261827approve of the beverage and scotched egg but the sarnie needs changing right now
get the bizarre freakish opinions posted
>>223261867*nods**opens my hand up for a dap*
>>223261852age of consent should be based on the gender of the participantsold man + young girl = illegalold woman + young boy = legalif you disagree you are either a retard who believes gender is a social construct and men and women are exactly the same, or a literal paedophile
>>223261852Africa needs depopulating of all of its men and 90% of its women, with a small pleasure stock retained for the sexual beneficence of Englishmen
>>223261827State of those socks
remember unc jeans
I live for this shit
>>223261905This was normal until extremely recently. Mental how people have accepted new attitudes as if they're normal when they're actually weird as fuck.
>>223261928The legal age for marriage in the US in 1900 was 12
doing a dastardly deed
>>223261905what do you mean by "young"
doing willy extending exercises
>>223261783why does that matter? is vinyl collecting unc coded or something :D
There is a line that cuts through Europe horizontally (or latitudinally to be precise). North of that line it's more common to drink beer and use butter. South of that line it's more common to drink wine and use olive oil.
>>22326196610
my life a dick porn
not that warm today
>>223261919
I'm actually fuming at how my pc isn't working AGAIN. Just fucking break or work. Stop pretending you work then breaking AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN as I fix you AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN. ChatGPT thinks I'm suicidal after our last chat because I'm so fucking done with it.
getting a black and white tv licence instead of a colour one to save money
>>223261985s
>>223261975it's all fermented goybeans and rapesneed oil wherever we are now ladgone are the days of eating grilled fish, bread and olives by the mediterranean or a glass of beer with butter from an actual cow
>>223261979gross
STAND UP AND SING FOR RORKEYPOPPS
>>223262038ur willy is shite
>>223261975The meds vs the germanic types yeah we're well aware of them. We've smashed them both for the last thousand years.
Everyone says Americans are dumb, that they're stupid morons who are too thick to do things proper, but they call paracetamol 'acetaminophen' which is objectively harder to say, so... how do you explain that then!
Morning brit is always terrible. Unfunny normies.
>>223262056Wooooww wow... just wow. Why can't we just bring good energy and vibes to the thread instead of being needlessly insulting?
>>223262081most of the time they probably just call it Tylenoleven the non-brand
>>223262084Until you show up?
>>223262086el wílly est shíta
>>223262081yanks and their branding
>>223262099I usually close the tab and wait a few hours until fellow neets have awoken.
>>223261771I appreciate the advice and will try to live with this mindset>>223261801No I'm a different poster
rorke your dicks tiny
>>223262081$9.50 (£7.06) for 100 tablets? Can get 16 for 25p in Tesco and probably even cheaper elsewhere..
>>223262011Aye you can blame woke for thatAll we're good for is bubble tea shops and kebabs
>>223262081they use aspirin instead i think
gen z boss and a minigen z boss and a minigen z boss and a mini
do i live?
>Willard Caroll Smith II
why'd she do it
>>223262159self defence
>>223262159banter
>>223262159I think we should discuss this and cause a mistrial, getting her off scot-free
>>223262081they call it Tylenol by the brand name, they just learned that it's Acetaminophen with the whole Tylenol is toxic drama that happened a year ago>>223262122that has never stopped me
i came to /brit/ too much and now i can't fit in anywhere else
>>223262081it's the autism on account of all the tylenol their mothers took
>>223262180have you tried /cum/
>>223262130Actually gagging for a kebab now.It'll be Tesco whoosh delivery beer and cigs and I've got a microwave curry in the freezer. I'm actually plastered but they'll send me more beer and cigs like I'm the king. Yes it's dystopian. No I don't care.
>>223262180Not fitting in doesn't stop others shitting this place up, we get unironic animefags and even incels who spam frogs
>>223262159notice how it's only sad when white people kill their kids? that's because only white people are humanget rekt darkies
>>223262203bit racist
>>223262108their pharmaceutical ads where the narrator has to say every single side effect because americans are too illiterate and stupid to read small print are so bizarre
Argentina WC stats:- only team not to have a single VAR decision made against them- most fouls of any team- 0 red cards- most pens awarded- most opponent goals disallowed - most opponent yellow cards- least distance travelled mental
>Scotch fitba
getting my Daily Dose of Crime
>>223262159>pleading not guiltystate
>>223262222Ye'll do nothin about it.
the frasier status: ON
>>223262222they deserve all the hate they are getting
>>223262222>Argentina WC stats:>- 0 red cardserrand yes a second yellow followed with a shown red does count as a red card still so you meant 'direct red cards'
>>223262224Fucking yes John smiths I was drinking that watching the final
>>223262222>0 red cardsmayte...
>>223262192It's 10:50 on a Tuesday mate
>>(((223262218)))
>>223262222all this proves is that most teams go out their way to try and cheat against themthe argentines played clean football right up until the final
>>223262249corrr
>>223262222>most pens awarded>most opponent yellow cardsMaybe their opponents should stop fouling then then?
They should add a green card the referee can show a play if they were doing a good job and being a good boy x :3
>>223262271Choose Life.
>>223262222>- 0 red cardsBollocks I saw one in the final. Enzo Fernandez. They're animals is what they are. And they want the Falklands? We should invade Buenos Aires. Do them a favour.
can we get a few more posts highlighting the error about 0 red cards?perhaps 2 or 3 more dribbling into the thread, still being typed?
>>223262271What were they thinking with this shit
>>223262255*blows a drunken raspberry at you*
>>223262271cringeworthy when companies try to speak to us like friends
>>223262282just shut up mate
>>223262271
>>223262271https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X9mirCTafzgwhy are our ads like this
>>223262271>boss'sFOY
>>223262324Watched an episode of his show recently and while the travel/food side of things was alright he's so pretentious and self absorbed it ruined the whole thing
If it's legal for me to get beer and wine and cigs delivered at 11am when I'm at home and drunk and haven't showered...If it's LEGAL
>>223262334https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BokvTPp9yTcthis one's taken on a new significance recently
>>223262353its legal to have sex why dont you try that
>>223261744Data sometimes
>>223262368Done it mate a few times. Never felt the need to brag about it like you're pretending to do.
>>223261723are you the guy that paid £37m for a t rex
hoovering stuff up into my foreskin
drought looming
>>223262353Gaining a clue is legal too mateEver considered that?
Get her shit eaten. Get her farts sniffed. Get her fanny shagged.
Got pepes takeaway last night. Dirt cheap. Got half of it in the fridge still. The charred chicken burger was absolutely delicious.
Spermulating a plan
>>223262353[blank] is legal mate you could try doing that(just fill in the blank yourself with whatever you think is funny)
>>223262480love a pepes sadly they're always run by 'kis so I don't partake anymore
42 sleeps until Parliament resumes!
Constipated at the wrong time again
Going nowhere fast
pepes is unbelievably grimdoubly grim that they're paying people to shill for them in /brit/ of all places
>>223262524ktim
>>223262516Planning on getting bummed are you?
Would rather not fund the rape of girls so I tend to avoid paki run takeaways
>>223262524there's nowhere to go though
treading water
apparently a pub near me has won national awards for its range of independent beers or some shite. been going to the dirty one full of dossers further down the road this whole time
>>223262507what's sir randy bumman doing in that time then
>>223262533I gottay gan oot
Hearts play tonight so Scotch fitbaw is back
>>223262605who they playing?
currently on my 15 minute break. what's new?
>>223261970It is unc behaviour And dodging the question when asked ur age is also unc behaviour
>>223262388oh yeah I forgot, but are you in Greece or Ireland at the moment?
>>223262501kis just do good takeaway food
>>223262617yeah I'm very old actually
chatgpt getting worried about my ass
>>223262573the dirty one is probably better
Andy Burnham is bringing back the £2 bus capAndy Burnham is reducing the cost of your pintAndy Burnham is based and redpilled
for me it's chinese takeaway during chinese new year because they give the little red packets with chocolate coins in it and it's very cutewouldn't see the browns doing that during brown new year
>>223262655Maturing is realising that poor people are actually horrid and being surrounded by civilised middle class types is much nicer than going somewhere because it has "edge" or to larp as the underclass
>>223262651when I was researching "dead hangs" first result was a suicide hotline
Ah yes some medication that stops my dick working prescribed by a disinterested paki doctor will stop my depression
>>223262651ask it for a honey chicken recipe
>>223262617hardly, everyone collects records. my 15 yr old cousin is a fanatic, he even buys cds
ok lets go>>223257306>>223257306
that's the old
>>223262678Have you ever hanged a dumbbell off your penis
>>223262724>>223262724>>223262724
>>223262674depends on your mood and purpose, they can all be pretty horrid in their own way
