Nordic edition
I’m looking for a man called nathan. I’ve been told this is his residence
i feel so good, i feel so numb, yeaaah
>>223270202you'll do nathan
Cioran, Mainländer, Dasai, Benatar and Ligotti were all right about everything.
>>223270133we wuz romans
I can't believe Bonnierabbit was a camgirl
can anyone tell me why they don't expand all of london up to the M25
>>223270222no but Hitler was
>>223270214
hate being unemployed but hate applying for jobs
Lads what percentile do I fall into when it comes to men with these traits6 foot 45’1 inch dickSemi handsomeSlightly mentally illReasonably intelligentBlue eyesSlightly wide hipsBig shouldersFrom council scum stock.
>>223270192you do realise that there is no joke here?the maga male looks like a bloke and is holding up a picture of a tranny who looks like a blokeonce again the left cannot meme
>>223270255apparently hitler's favourite thinker when he was a young man was schopenhauer
>>223270246mental she's too cute but I've seen a fat bloke shag her and spaff on her face
>>223270246wow really shocking that this was a camgirlwho could have guessed
>>223270255Why don't you follow your leader then?
>>223270222zapffe, even
>>223270257why did a clip of a tranny meltdown compel you to respond with this?hit close to home?
*nasal voice*once again the left cannot meme
>>223270278they don't allow flights to Antarctica
>>223270262>5'1 inchesbrotherr is it actually?
>Ligotti>Ligotti's ancestry is three-quarters Sicilian, one-quarter Polish, a genetic combination he likes to think "contributed to the bizarre quality of my imagination and to what has been called its 'universality'.yank moment
just been to the shops for the first time in a while and there seems to be something called salted caramel in everything. is it nice?
Dont know or care about your streamersDon't care about your zogged yank political takesDon't care about tranniesFuck off the lot of you freaks
>>223270300Lmao XD
>>223270269>>223270273fat bloke bros we are so BACK
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
cannot for the life of me understand why people watch streamers
>>223270290Not had chance to read him yet but I imagine so
>>223270273is this a gyaldem?
>>223270327phwoarrrr
>>223270202You wouldn't be by any chance looking for Nathan N.M. Boxers, would you?
>>223270327is this jen lawrence
>>223270346penny off big bang theory btw
>>223270239Romans were humbled by the superior TEUTON
Currently sucking on a beer
>>223270322That an Israel owned neo-fascist who never showers and lives in a dumpster is dating a camgirl?
>>223270267Hey, that's my mom's and aunt's favourite time of the week too!!!
>>223270327I missed it :(What was it
>>223270374doesn't work in a human accent, padraiganyway what happened to /eire/
>>223270362
>>223270362>chimp out and destroy rome for no reasongermanic win
why is leftypol so upset today
post it again please
Out of Jennifer Lawrence’s leaks what was the most x rated pic that is confirmed as her?
what was in the wallet
>>223270377it was a lady's bum
>>223270377you can find it in this thread mate>>>/tv/221947935
>>223270406the one where the knot hasn't fully deflated and its struggling to pull out
The Nazi virgin freaks are out on patrol again. Gay ass faggoted chud discord raid by the ZOG slaves.
>>223270437incomprehensible
>>223270403see>>223270429
>>223270437>ZOG slavesbro thinks he opposes ZOG
>>223270450How did you manage the captcha?
>>223270192except they really do look like that see >>223270214
>>223270437take a break from the internet lad
>>223270368YES
>>223270327i can still see it :)
>>223270461ZOG controls the west and you're buying all their narratives and scapegoats so yeah
doing a poo
Gfberg's coming over in an hour and I'll have the pastabake ready.Wish she knew how to cook. Or was even vaguely competent.
>>223270466>Gay ass faggoted chud discord raid by the ZOG slaves.
>>223270437absolutely fucking dreadful image that shows how deeply deeply broken and putrid the troon ''''brain'''' is
>>223270502so are you
glod
very indian threads today
just got off the phone with zog
Today's to do list:Morning wank BrekkieDo nothing LunchDo nothing <- YOU ARE HEREDinnerEvening wankBed
>>223270262plug it into that online percentile calculator. it includes all the elderly people in it's calculation so you end up coming out at like 0.001% top of the population for desirability no matter what as long as you're under 70 years old
>>223270421<- Ann after 20th hit
>>223270479what about this do you find appealing
Spells and incantations, for those with the talent to cast them.
>>223270543what about lunch wank?
>>223270559big bum corr
>>223270450>>223270461>>223270473>>223270514>>223270521>>223270529Clearly that image struck a nerve Maybe try to look less like an incel school shooter, yeah?
housemateberg watching a podcast, don't get the appeal
>>223270543I’m still at work
Never understood the whole “would you suck a man’s dick for a million dollars” and people acting like it’s a hard choice I’d literally let the entire French national team fuck me in the ass while shouting “yes daddy fill me up with your thick black cock make me scream for your thick load” then lick it up afterwards But back on topic yeah I’d definitely blow a man for a million
>>223270512Don't you feel more in control this way? Do you have an age difference?
>>223270588>school shooteryank brained mong
i work from 8 until half 5 while toilberg plays golf with "clients"
>>223270421rare pepe
>>223270574Three wanks in a day is too much it'll make the skin on your cock fall offOne is too few you'll be distracted all dayTwo is equilibrium
>>223270597i used to have housemates/flatmatesif you told me i had to to live with them again for a week i would throw myself off a cliff
>>223270617where would you find the million, lad?
>>223270559need her tarred and feathered and made into a gillray caricature titled 'callie pigeon' where her grotesque hottentot arse shits all over simps whilst the dignified amongst us sit watching from our high horses
Hated having a flatmate Used to passively aggressively slam the cupboards in the kitchen and huff if I ever ate a single crumb of his food the mong
>>223270626You got done in by a tranny and now you're crying lol
>>223270617right then
>>223270588zog troon chud school shooter incel freak
>>22327062232 to her 28.It just really stresses me out how small decisions paralyze her.
have autism me
Missing mousey like a motherfucker right now
>>223270642What’s gillray mean lad I’m working class
>>223270647didn't though did I?
trannies can pretend they aren’t incels in wigs but no one believes them
Rorke’s mam buys her knickers at Evans, pass it on
>White Man Runs Himodd name
>>223270645why did you eat his food you filthy fucking retarded thief oh haha, t'was bait, I've just been baited
>>223270645Probably shouldn't have been stealing his food you damn degenerate wetwipe wasteman.
>>223270645My old flatmates pissed me off so much so I ate loads of their food + put their dirty plates on the floor when they didn't wash them
>>223270479she's so fit but good god she can't dance
>>223270676https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Gillray
>>223270642>grotesque hottentotshe has a lovely large european bottom you FOOL
>>223270691https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MArsmQ9tGN0
>>223270667Like what?
>Donald Trump dubs the UK a 'poverty-stricken disaster' why's he said that then
>EvriWe’re expecting your LOVEHONEY parcel. Well let you know when we receive it. Quite the weekend I have in store, lads x
>>223270632once a day is best because it gives the nerves time to recover and get sensitive againmental how good it feels after 2-3 days of not doing it
>>223270723the uk is a poverty stricken disaster
>>223270720yes but it becomes grotesque when I see other men enjoying it x
>>223270728post the haul lad
i love when dumb germcucks pretend to be medbulls or celtgods
>>223270747fair enough sir
>>223270722I ask her to get me a dish for roast potatoes (Because I'm having to teach her to make roast potatoes for some reason) and she obsesses over which dish is best. They might as well be identical dishes.
toilfu gave me an abnormally friendly "morning". even broke her active conversation to deliver it. probably nothing
>>223270696>>223270697Obviously not a big deal eating a bowl of cereal or the occasional chicken wings you fucking mongs
>>223270756The average Englishman is actually 60% Celtic and that percentage is larger in the west of England and lower in the east ofc.
>>223270756thanks for that cregg
>pasta bake>cooking
I wish I could've married my flatmate but she was a lesbian
>foodsofengland.infogood website on our historic fare
listening to the fifa 17 soundtrack and thinking back to when i wasn't stressed about life
>>223270815>All beige Lmao
>>223270799And a third of Irish 'men' are patrilineally descended from English, Welsh and Norman settlers.
blud called emory
>>223270756in english, doc
>>223270799>the west of Englandthis is me
Black deck on Balatro is absolutely kicking my arse today lads
>>223270827brown muslim pornographer should be sent back to wherever his dad is from in africa
hello my dear /brit/ I poo again
>>223270868his dad is american
>>223270868he's white, rorke
>>223270787Ah, a bit spoiled?
lad who shagged his 60 year old neighbor (she's actually 57) during the heatwave in the evening hereso um, she asked me to move in with herthis isn't a joke at all btwI'm 30, what should I do?
>>223270787does she have adhd?
>>223270892A bit retarded lad.
>>223270912Lie on
>>223270891would love to get under that skirts and have her fart freely while i suffocate from her stink brappers
got a job interview in two weeks ^-^
>>223270912What was her pussy like? Did she enjoy it? Did you?
>>223270866misread this
>>223270865devon? x
>>223270912do whatever you want, it's your fake story
>>223270912get her shagged
>>223270912find a nice girl in her 20s, get married, have kids, and live happily the rest of ur life
>>223270945What for
>>223270891why do you feel the need to post this
>>223270386shopping hour. we understand the irish accent here in atlantic canada https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=banAMiFK3ak
>>223270912saving on rent and bills surely?
>>223270912get a few mummy roleplay shags in then fuck her off
>>223270945strange and damaging lie
>>223270810Well, did you ask her???
>>223270952no xand not cornwall either x
>>223270946her fanny is honestly quite nice and yes I enjoyed it very muchshe does complain about pain in her hips the day after a shag though
>>223270961a job :)
cowsay "Don't have a cow, man"
>>223270849Tara Emory, now that's a peng tranny
>>223270996really?
>>223270967do they still talk like that there
>>223270989Interesting. Is she fit? I’d move in with her lad, sounds comfy. Like a mum that you get to shag
>>223270986dorset or somerset
She also says she doesn't mind if I see other people just not to bring them there
>>223270991yeah but doing what you snarky little bugger
>>223270967best episode of father ted
>>223271009You posted that very fast
>>223271014prefer not to say
why dont they expand london to the m25
imagine being a tree then dying just to become a tv license letter
>>223271022There where?Also how did it happen? Good on you lad
>>223271053because fuck you thats why
i need that money i really do i need that money to pay the electric bill, the internet bill
>>223271013Yes, she's very peng for her age. Noticeably an older woman ofc, but very appealing.I don't struggle to get it up at all.
>>223270827>Race: White
>>223271032doxxable info(an administrative role somewhere)
>>223271065To her houseI saw her sunbathing in a bikini during the heatwave in the late afternoon and started chatting to her and then asked if I could have a few drinks with her and she said yes.
>UK's first sugar factory at risk of closureclose it all down
>>223271087Fucking legend.
leftypol hitting a 78 year old woman 20 times in the head with a hammer
>I suffer in Afghanistan/Tajikistan/Kashmir
eat mcdonald for breakfast :(
>>223271073best of luck :D
>>223271085why do you keep reposting this?what am i even look at ?
world cup ended and i just ended up back here on /brit/ this got me depressed
he posts it because of obsessive compulsive disorder
>>223271052shame thati was going to find you out of half a million people you see
>>223271137thank you "homie"
>>223271140the exhorstperatad server girl
Yeah, so I'm going to say yes thenMum won't like it at all, but whatevs.
WHAAAAAT I'VE DOOOOOONE
>>223270912escortmong coded post
Trust me I see the appeal in shagging older women but 50 is the absolute oldest before it starts to get grim as fuck
>>223271140looks like those guys are recording her (for wanking to the video later)
>>223271156what if we look like long nose small mouth and cheekbones but with the big eyes?
>>223270252https://londongreenbeltcouncil.org.uk/information/
>>223271184Nah, never once been with an escort
>>223271205he cute
>>223271224;)
what if you shag her and a bunch of decay goop leaks out her fange
>>223271209pour concrete all over it asap
could pay £100 for 21 meals from those meal prep services that deliver to your door. tempting
>>2232702626 foot 4good5’1 inch dickbadSemi handsomegoodSlightly mentally illgoodReasonably intelligentbadBlue eyesgreatSlightly wide hipsbadBig shouldersgoodFrom council scum stock.good
>>223271234she isn't my cup of tea but she has a nice voice and is quite sweet in the interview clips I've seen
Do you reckon women with tits have the same mindset as men when it comes to dick size etc?Do you reckon women with big tits subconsciously mock or feel powerful over small tit women?
not sure if it would be more appropriate to have drugs or a ciggie or a nap or food right now
>>223271271oh my god nigga shut up
>>223271209just seems a bit racist though. i get saving the rest but just go up to the m25 and it will unlock a lot of living space. stay within the m25. the economy will thank us
>>223271261Why is mentally ill and scum council scum stock good?
>>223271271hope so
>>223271177is she the same age as your mum?
>>223270262pls be in london
>>223271271yeah
>>223271271refer to the scene from series one of absolutely fabulous
Is “expensive” cheese a meme?Bought some fancy Comte cheese, will it taste better on my baguette than regular Tesco cheddar?
>>223271271some women realise that theyve fucked their life up but can console themselves that at least they have nice tits
i wonder how many people who are upset over casting choices in nolans odyssey film have even read it
>>223271012kindahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9eTOIGZkOI
>>223271303Mumberg is 52
zoomers like HOLY FUCK THIS EGIRL USED TO DO PORN ALSO SHE'S LIKE 30 WTF BROS WHAT BROOOO NO WAY BRO HOW BRO SHE'S EVEN ON DISCORD BRO
>>223270133maps and charts like these should be seen in the same light as when african americans talk about them being pharaos o algo
AWH HELL NAH NIGGUH
>>223271284just had a cozy nap me
>>223270262ughhhh I love nice shouldersdo you have nice hands as well? do you smell good?
>Convicted fraudster Louise Haigh stripped of oversight of fraud office - Brief for tackling public sector scams handed to Pat McFadden, the Work and Pensions Secretary, insteadlol
>>223271271women are chronically and extremely insecure about literally every aspect of their bodies even if they look perfect
skint for the next two days, carnt wait for payday
>>223271351literally based in fact but go off i guess joao
supping a whiskychicken thighs in the air fryerwas gonna watch pointless with dogberg but there's a bmwf couple and I'm for wmbf only
>>223271370Don’t have nice hands and I smell like Dior sauvage and lynx Africa most of the time
friction burns on your cock are no joke
>>223271327yea
>>223271409this makes me angry
Love chicken thighs me with that lush crispy skin but don’t like the idea of choking on a bone so have to settle for grim chicken breasts
>>223271271Big breasts aren't automatically superior to small breastsSmall breasts are aristocratic
mums complaining I didn't take the bins out even though I just woke up. as though I'm supposed to do it in my sleep
>>223271327>>223271430to the second question i mean
it's about form more than size really
>>223271071he was arrested in America they used to be real strict but now they call anything white
>>223271434>don’t like the idea of choking on a bonehow is this even possible you spastic
wish this country would demolish more victorian terraced streets. we need high density. there is enough of them that they dont need to be preserved as historic architecture. they are so inefficient in some areas like london. need to do that paris way where everything on the streets is 5 or 6 stories but nice looking
>>223271434sir gay manchild
>>223271456Why?
hole that story is real and that the lad ends up in her will
>>223271434why dont you bone them then? even skinless chicken thighs are much superior to breast meat
there are two men who get on the bus at the same stop as me and one of them has an oriental wife and the other has a black wife. i am an incel with no wife, of course
alright drugs it is then
For years every single woman wanted big tits until zoomers where they actually want breast reductions
What do people mean when they say Sir Andy Burnham doesn't have a mandate?His mandate is that he is the leader rof the labour party, because we vote for a ruling party in general elections not a prime minister
>Small breasts are aristocraticWhere do you freaks come up with this shite
>>223271271yeah it's exactly like your animes and you won't believe what happens at slumber parties after the pillow fight
>>223271525just something people tell themselves to continue larping that we live in a democracy
>>223271453evil witch
>>223271513big tits are less appealing when 95% of the time they're just a fat bitch
>>223271465What you on about you tat fucking retard spasric cunt It literally has random bones and cartridge in it, turn your fucking brain on
>>223271473This is one of the issues with our architecture>2 storey buildings should be 3 or 4 storeys as they're more grand whilst not being overbearing>tarmac scarring everywhere rather than setts or flagstones>too few tree-lined streets>hideous windows ruining the whole facade of buildings, should be replaced with sash windows or oriel/bay windows
>>223271445patrician take
>>223271525What they mean is the manifesto that party was voted in on is not going to be delivered by Burnham
>>223271478better milk, better rennet, aged for longer in better conditions etc
>>223271453why've you just woken up you lazy cunt
>>223271513niggas really just get on here and say shit
>>223271271women do that anyways
>>223271543What happens?
>>223271327not a meme, good cheese is really really good
>>223271473>need to do that paris way where everything on the streets is 5 or 6 stories but nice lookingNot allowed in 2026 I'm afraid, you can have cookie cutter Barret homes or modernist slop
>>223271562i've been eating chicken thighs and chicken on the bone for 20 years and the idea that one could choke on it never even occurred to meyou are a literal spastic that's do something as simple as eating meat off a bonelegit kill yourself runt
Brick back small knob superiority
>>223271572Explain specifically why the £7.50 I spent on Comte will taste better on my baguette than £2 Tesco cheddar cheese >>223271592
>>223271601
>>223271562>random bonesscreamingYou seriously struggle to eat thighs?
>>223271566this was the case for Starmer as well, so they sound quite stupid
Not a huge fan of meat on the bone as I don't particularly enjoy accidentally biting them but I eat it anyway and just don't bite them.
might move to rural northern scotland and shag a few pensionerslike look at that Lairg in the middle of the higlands therewhat do you reckon happens in that village?bet house prices are dirt cheap toolet's go on a stag do laaaads
>>223271601Yeah but the problem is you are a fatso, I make meal prep because I work out and look desirable to women so I can’t just sit and eat it off the bone like a little fat spasric ghoul like you as I mix it with rice
>>223271566That's not what having a mandate means though. And secondly, how does anyone know if he'll deliver the manifesto or not, he's been in 5 minutes
every new building in London is a high rise and they're all fucking empty I see no point in building more of these wastes of space
>It literally has random bones and cartridge in it>cartridge
diego truly is a hopeless case
>>223271635Gonna go live it lairg are ya?
>>223271562Bones don't just grow inside the meat mateThey're always in the same place
>>223271646really shouldn't be any situation where you're accidentally choking on bone
>>223271394other cultures influenced the danish more than they inflienced other culturestheir religion is not theirs, their alphabet is not theirs, their political systems were basic a copy of other european placestheir society was molded by others, this charts implies some kind of influence that really did not happened
>>223271647>how does anyone know if he'll deliver the manifesto or not, he's been in 5 minutesHis entire platform is bringing change
bet you mongs can’t eat a fish unless it’s filleted
>>223271591everyone falls asleep
mental that you've definitely spoken to women who are 2 hours or less from having a SHITE if you were with them just an hour earlier they'd be straining one out bizarre
>>223271635have to cycle 60 miles for a pinthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZk2jV5gJbM
>>223271653mad lad took a shotgun down tesco to hunt it out the fridge
>>223271565*gives you the Hitler nod*
Currently showering and thinking about two 16 year old girls I saw in Tesco wearing matching sports bras and shorts, big juicy arses and massive full perky tits
>Then there’s green tape: because Sir Sadiq Khan’s planners don’t like air conditioning, new homes are required to maximise dual-aspect (a method of cooling via cross-ventilation that is completely ineffective on 35C [95F] days), which eats into floorspace. >One Hackney block of flats was recently delayed by months, because it used the wrong type of heat pump – the council wanted one that could plug into a “district heating network”. Just one problem: the heat network didn’t exist and there were no plans to build it.
What’s your biggest contribution to /brit/ lads?Mine was I started the rumour that 190 spasric nonced his niece
just scranned lovely bit of chicken thigh
>>223271647>>That's not what having a mandate means though.
>>223271646Deary me, you are literally unable to remove bone while cooking. You are truly hopeless.
>>223271635i often wonder how these tiny remote villages survive. would be nice to live there but theres no work. cant all be pensioners there
>>223271693not that bizarre is itlike saying they might have sneezed or coughed
>>223271635First ever girlfriend lived in GolspieMiddle of fucking nowhere, literally just one street, dunno how you get anything done there
<spasric
>>223271351
>>223271704he has no incentive to change anything cause he knows he's going to win every election in london anyway
>>223271717just wfh init
><spasric
the lad who can't eat chicken off the bone is heathermong isn't it?got that rattled way of typing where he makes typos every other word because he's furious
>>223271720luv the idea of their bumholes baking the musty dirt into their ringpiece whilst they chat with me about unicorns and whatever else girls like haha
>>223271751it's diego
>>223271731at least that's on the coast thoughtechnically the world's your neighbour if you ignore the waterI'm talking in-landsome real proper isolationist shit
How the fuck has Jeremy Clarkson convinced everyone that farmers and himself are some working class heroes and shouldn’t pay taxes?Most farmers are scumbags who are millionaires in assets alone and he literally bought a farm to avoid paying taxes yet somehow the working class is expected to pay for them to get constant handouts and stipends from the government. Fuck farmers and get them gone and replaced with large scale company farms owned by Tesco etc so we can stop giving them cunts millions a year in stipends and write offs
>>223271752Imagine having sex with them after they take a big shit haha
>Referee Anthony Taylor announces surprise retirementthank fuck
>>223271770same poster btw
>>223271780mmmm
>>223271703thank god they were 16 and not a day younger
>>223271776shalom
>>223271791
>>223271776>Most farmers are scumbags who are millionaires in assets aloneMeaningless
>>223271776take a day off leftypol you bitter incel runt
NEW>>223271810>>223271810>>223271810
>>223271776some people are stupid, don't know what else to tell you
223271813oh he mad
