English Food edition
26 is oldBeing born in 2000s is old saying two thousand for your birth year is old
Hitler was pawgpilled actually
oh no is that bone? aaaah fuck i'm chok- *gasps* *dies*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m46Z0-HXySo
>>223271843wasnt this guy a faggot
>>223271843Chad.
>>223271810>EnglishOch tha's raycis aye
>>223271580because my shift pattern at the moment is to wake up in the late afternoon and then have whatever she makes for dindins as my breakfast then spend the night playing games or watching films with my headphones on. she wanted me to put the bins out in the morning because I'm normally awake but I was busy and forgot, then when I woke up they had already done our road. it's not my fault the bin men go round early so they can finish in the afternoon and doss about at home for the rest of the day
I am a rare form of freak I’m semi attractive but not attractive enough for a normal bird or relationship so I go through life shagging the pffssional 6 or 7 from online dating apps until they find out I’m a freak and ghost me Grim existence
>>223271858he liked both I believe
>>223271872you were not busy
>>223271890luv hairy pits
Black pussy CHANGED rorke
>>223271858yesHitler's best friends in life was a gay homosexual and then a 10 year old Jewish girl called Bernile Nienau https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernile_Nienauhe was an oddballan oddball indeed
Rorke finally getting the courage to tell his dad to leave his mum alone only to get told to fuck off and go to his room in response
>>2232718836 7
>washing machine is broken Fuck sake it's one thing after another and a catberge barfed on my fucking bed after I just finished hand washing the bedding after a different catberge pissed on my bed
>>223271938hahaha get fucked you smelly man
what do you reckon is the cheekiest nationality?
constantly fantasise about saying fuck it one day and then flying out to america and spending a few months doing cool things and then offing myself, but deep down I know that'd probably revive my will to live so instead I'd just do a mildly enjoyable thing instead which is the height of my current existence - a microwave curry and a couple of beers (then down the road, as they say)
It’s scary but I’m 60% employed woman is my neighbour but I don’t want to confirm it as it will dox me…….
>>223271946got in trouble in school for printing this out and showing my friendsmental
>>223271872she probably cries herself to sleep at night wishing she didnt have a pathetic loser runt son
Nah there's something different about young women these days. They all seem to have proper arses, have nice tight bodies and decent tits. Young women when I was growing up (I'm 33) had shit hair and were flabby and untoned
>>223271987Go and smash his windaes in
>>223272005some of them have willies
gay retard hour is it
>>223272005Wouldn't know as I'm a virgin freak
>>223272031is now you're here
>>223272005cosmetic surgery has advanced it's sticks out less obviously but is more common
>>223272043excellent *sits down*
>>223272005tiktok and youtube make up tutorials have been a god send for most women who were utterly clueless before
>>223272005>They all seem to have proper arses
>>223272013Disagree with this
>>223272031it certainly is where I am x
sir raping my own arse
Ah yes
rorke SEETHING leftypol CUMMING
Sir Andy bumham
>>223272127To be fair if I had to live near Jews I'd want to get away too
>>223272140ktim
>>223272125Why would you choose to become an ugly manlet?
Cashier at the Starbucks was the most pleasant retail interaction I've ever had. Just seemed so authentically chipper and was adorable and when I stuttered a bit I made a little joke saying I can't talk properly until I got my coffee and she said 'I know the feeling' with a big smile.Kind of wish I could phone in and give the opposite of a complaint because she made me sad incel day a little better.If that was all pretend fake emotion she needs to be in movies fr.
>>223272148Self destructive nature genuinely
>>223272125Oh no 4 minutes of screen time I'm going CRAZY
>>223272125going to watch this in like 6 weeks time when it's one of the last IMAX showings and nobody is there but me
>>223271912and still rorke will fall for nazi propaganda 80 years after the war ended and will still fall for conmen like Hitler using his strategies
sir pint drinker
I can't form an opinion on The Odyssey until I've heard what Chris Stuckmann has to say about it
>>223272148she got nonced
>>223272202looks like my piss in the morning
lots of comedy skits by zoomers where they now talk about the 90s as if its the olden days, lots of references to parents using the belt for discipline and it is so jarringjust so far from the reality
>>223272166It's jarring and ruins your immersion. This was an artistic woman who could have birthed kids and made a man happy. Very tragic.
>>223272167You're going to the IMAX 70mm screen at the BFI in London are you? Or are you going to see it in """imax"""
>>223272202Sir Urine Sampler
>>223272166guess it won't be an issue if it was taken out then ay?
>>223272229Why is rorke such a snowflake?
>>223272148they did a real number on that poor soul
>>223272234BFI tickets are sold out for literally months
Mihai- PatriotHomealone - PatriotMikey - PatriotHeatherpaedo - VampireEmmett - NationalistSpaino - Mental retardMousey- EugenicistEmployed Woman - A scary manCanslad - RetardEmmayank - RetardLeftypol - TraitorBelgiumnonce - VampireGingernonce- VampireRorke- Next Level Moses
>>223272179it's not the only example of hitler's hypocrisyCroatia was taken over by fascists (Ustase) who were nazi-sympathisers so all of a sudden THOSE slavs weren't subhuman, even though SERBIAN Slavs were (mind you they are literally the same thing).Same thing with Bulgarians, salty after losing land after WW1, wanted to side with Germany to grab some land back - all of a sudden they aren't Slav monkeys either, they're "Turkoman" (which was a compliment in Hitler's eyes because this was just a few years off the Ottomans, Turks were considered pretty high-status in his eyes). at least follow your own rules you WASTEMAN
>>223272260me - incel freak
today i found out the mafia are still a thing in Italy
>>223272259Yeah so you're not seeing it in true IMAX then are you
>>223272290I've heard IMAX is painfully loud
>>2232721485'1 isn't manlet it's average
>>223272279Not to mention the fact that Hitler would sleep until lunchtime while thousands of his countrymen were getting mowed down every day.
>>223272260What about craven and fatcam?
>>223272260I always thought he said 'scared' not 'scary'
>>223272234no im going to see it in the 70mm IMAX in Manchester
>>223272289yeah they are, a big thing
>>223272309It plays as softly as a cloud
Zesty Ben White
>>223272320do leftypols ever consider optics at all
might watch a filum
>>223272375That floats on high o'er vales and hills
>>223272371I apologise, I thought it was just the BFI location
>>223272320old rorke hurry up and die no one wants you
having an indian x
any of you lads had that kfc naan bread burger yet?
>>223272421what's his name? hahaha nah jkjk x
>>223272320saw leftypol like this in Greece, they looked miserable like that
>>223272320do what you must
>>223272433nah
>UK AI data centers could be given water priority during heatwaves and hosepipe bans — trade body warns that usage hasn’t been factored into AI growth zone projections
>>223272320i think the guy at the end that brought his child is regretting things.
>>223272433Last thing I had was that parmesan sub and it tasted like sick think id spew if I ate a kfc now absolutely vile stuff
>>223272442cool pic this
>>223272386it doesnt matter. rorke has inherent structural advantages with the state so he can fail to consider optics at every chance and still come out favourably
>>223272438aha x
>>223272459This is what Sir Gary Stevenson means when he says the rich will steal your resources. Data centres will get the water you need to live instead of you.
>>223272386why would you ever need to do that when you have an army of rabid spastics who will defend any action you take
>>223272433I don't eat slop
time to incel walk to the shop, lads. Do you need anything?
hey you guys are pretty funny today
>>223272148i think she has the type of autism where they can't tolerate physically existing in their own bodies so they destroy themselves via anorexia and taking testosterone and chopping off their breasts and becoming nonsexual
>>223272503i would kill for your regular fugg pictures and now i discover you have been hoarding fugg videos too.
just found out stephen malkmus is not gay wow that's great
>>223272503https://vocaroo.com/1ixDbLKJF7yq
The 1000 Year Mancunian Reich begins
>>223272503listeni know this isn't aesthetically appealingbut i would bounce on this comical sex arse all daysorry, my willy isn't as refined as my brain
What percent of /brit/ are shaggers and what percent are virgins?
the rorkeification of leftypol
>>223272573100% shaggers lol we just pretend to be virgins because it's funny haha
>>223272579>whiterorke btfo again
>>223272571next time i have a cumbrained post i will include a preface and afterword like this to excuse myself
is there a word for a male nullipara
leftism is a public health emergency
>>223272547Some of them have sound that I haven't got around to removing. Hiroshima needs to allow sound on all boards.
>>223272503just share the whole folder mate. i've been scavenging your leftovers for weeks.
>>223272573Im not a shagger but ive had sex lots of times
>>223272603could have guessed that from day 1 tbfnot the MO of the brown leftypols
>>223272005nothing wrong with a lass with a cute little arse.
>>223272650need to make a folder like that but for pepes but that wouldn't be me, that wouldn't be chaotic
>>223272655can she wipe her arse properly?
Mental Lamine Yamals dad was born in the same year as me
>>223272699Haven't a clue pal *grabs my pint and walks off*
>>223272699no need for her to do that if she lived with me
can't be coincidence that spielberg is jewish and he's also intent on psyopping us about aliens for his entire career
>>223272127Can't find any evidence of this case being real on a government or courts website.
post more fugg sir sex yes 100% sexy
>>223272005people are more self-aware about their looks than ever before
>>223272704this cunt even wanks to chess players, mad shite.
why do chicken mcnugget make me ill
>>223272579the amazing atheist?
>>223272756Cause ur gay
>>223272689how do you find pepes to post then
>>223272753Wild that they double teamed Madonna
>>223272731you wouldn't get it
world cup final seemed so low rent compared to the superbowland the half time show cemented the fact that football is for little children. very disrespectful
>>223272722*grabs my own pint and follows you*where we going?
got a lovely cup of tea and im playing a little bit of video game
>>223272745some chess players are fit to be fair
*grabs my pint of milk and follows the other two*
>>223272801have you been sleeping for the last 3 days?
maybe today is the day I stop being fucked in the head
>>223272710truly made me smile>>223272771they are just scattered all around my folders, but I have a good memory so sometimes i'll search for the right one
was in the london stadium for Josh Kerrs WR
>>223272852BUM
>>223272801Soccer is a terrible sport. Rugby and American Football are both far superior.
>>223272745
>>223272883
>CPS decides to prosecute Tate brothers with additional sexual offences | The Crown Prosecution Service the matrix got him
>>223272753zog doesn’t want you to see this pic
>>223272753
>>223272753probably thinking of his rapper bbc
new shades
honestly lads, just lying down next to your naked gf and stroking her thighs or bum or tits while you're chatting during a warm afternoon is the best feeling eversex is good, but it's those moments I love
bins go out tonight
watching ice road truckers
>>223272921fuck off
>>223272921yeah?
>>223272921
>>223272891for me it's Alexandra >>223272921youre not wrong, it's not the sex you think about when you lose someone but those moments, but also the sex sometimes
>Earth's Oceans Are Rapidly Losing Oxygen. It Could Destabilize the PlanetThoughts?
>>223272952for some reason her sister face does it for me, both have big arses so it's not like your missing something
>>223272967based
https://www.kamtape.com/There is this new website called Kamtape that attempts to recreate the look, feel, and style of mid 2000s youtube.Checking it out as of this moment.
>>223272846it's good to get some distance . these days people are too reactive
>>223272967oxygen is air it isn’t water so this sounds like woke nonsense
>>223272895Flames doing a lot of work there https://youtu.be/7MB8qkqNVSA?si=NhUO7KIk7zkpRxKn
love chess memoving the pieces about and that
>>223273006So unbelievably fit
Suddenly need a wank
Man doing thing well :|Woman doing thing well >:D 3=====D
>>223272982shame about the ai bot fake engagement comments
>>223272967Can they just do something about it then? Basically every government and corporation moans about climate change so they should just fix it and stop telling us about it as if we can do anything.
>>223273006bbc worthy
throwing a roman at my 86 year old neighbour
>>223273065Afraid not. Line must go up you see
>>223273099But if all the water goes away, surely line will go down
oreos are just not good at allhave no idea why people pretend they're so nice
>>223273112Sorry friend, by the time that happens you are dead and Bezos is living in a bunker
on the haribo twin sneks and coke
>>223273139But if everyone's dead, who will increase shareholder value through economic involvement?
hope that lad is enjoying his cocaine and tranny wanks
>>223273123poor man's bourbon
>>223273161Who cares? They'll have made as much money as possible
Mental how Stranger Things S1 came out 10 years ago
>>223273194no it isnt
>>223273167he needs to find a hobby, stimulants are so good for getting busy with something
>>223273213need her
>>223273234no you don't
>>223273234I had sex with her in college
>>223273234BBC only im afraid
>>223273193But then line will go down. The whole point is line go up, not bank balance go up
mad how evil and perverted our rulers are
sucksuck sucking a poo
>>223273247same but two weeks before you did
>>223273246yes i do>>223273247no you didn't>>223273253grow up
>>223273211yeah you're right it isn't really
If i was in a horrible disaster id only think about myself and my own survival id push people out of the way so I survived
the chicken thighs were nice btw lads. I had some spinach, kale, peas and roast spuds with them. then I caved and had one of those shitty rolo pudding pot things and a coffee for afters like the fat cunt I amdidn't choke on the bones either
>>223273253never seen a more obvious case of someone who likes white men
got a cut on my thumb which is probably going to get infectedtried sanitising it but its too late for me goodbye cruel world
>>223273213
>>223273312what did you do with the cartridges?
only just finished toilingits all very hard right now
>>223271810Looks yummy. Meat braised so it basically falls apart, I assume?
>>223273323can i have any crisps in your cupboard please
just filled up my big gulp at sonic burger
>>223273332
>>223273343have a well deserve rest and chat with us lads x
>>223273343>>its all very hard right nownigga gets erect about overtime at toil
>>223273194never watched it, just seemed like the most normie shit ever.
>>223273353yeah do you like pom bears
mad how it hasn't rained for over a month
>>223273393fucking love themmight not wait for the injury to take youmight come over and widdecome you
>>223273254The whole point is to extract as much money as possible before everything collapses
>>223273401rained 2 days ago where I am
>>223273401It rained on Saturday m8
pinkpantheress when asked by her friend who goes to the hairdressers too often and wants longer hair be like let it all grow
gf '26 is VERY much on the cards now lads, I basically just have to not fuck up the date and I'm a shoe-in
>>223273334https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KJPP7GkuPUnothing, sadly
>>223273393I'm not a snack guy but pom bears are absolutely peng, we had ketchup ones here when I was a kid but classic ones were the best
need to try sucking a willy one of these days
>>223273405*shoves my thumb in your eye giving you poison damage*
>>223273445good luck lad
>>223273449have you had roysters t-bone steak
>>223273401you now remember the omega block
>>223273445good luck fella me lad
>>223273445i hope it goes well!
>>223273474first time I'm hearing of them
he finna peek
>>223273503what about>Monster Munch>Skips>Nik Naks>Scampi Fries>Quavers???
that cake of a dead amy winehouse that neill patrick harris had made for a party is so fucking weird
older man said good lad to me today :3
>>223273512alri lady godiva lad
>>223273474based crispnow the best after brannigans beef and mustard is no longer around
love her so muchhttps://youtube.com/shorts/t07CddvJmR4?si=oHTT15UHuTNG0Qdv
wait who took my pint of milk ffs
>Police tested Zandi's bike by lifting the back wheel and spinning the pedals as fast as they could, then making a note of the bike's display.>The bike was seized as it showed a speed over the limit of 15.5mph.>But the test was flawed, as all it showed was how fast police were manually able to make the wheel turn, not the power of the motor.fyucking shit roaing
>>223273551>t. affronted cow
>>223272982its a cool gimmick, but whatever.
>>223273542grow up
>>223273522nope, at least that I know of. I'm not the best guy to ask about snacks but there is something like Monster Munch here but can't think of the name
>>223273607shan't
>>223273581if police were seizing cars like this even illegal ones there would be an uproar
>>223260845where is he
>>223271890>SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFff
might send the toilfu a dick pick
>>223273603>>223272982some of the kids there are taking the larp very seriously, how the fuck do you get a working computer with a crt monitor and windows 98 for a skit.https://www.kamtape.com/watch?v=GPuwTk9kFNs
>>223273539Brannigans Beef and Mustard were discontinued around the same time that Britain started going down the shitter. Makes you think.
>>223273623good job cyclists aren't human then
might load up gta v and shoot you know whats
just have to throw together what's here... pasta, heck sausage flats which I will cut up and mix in, and assorted little frozen vegetables
we need to expunge the spiteful mutants
on the 5.4% cans arent i
>>223273685women?
>>223273685the Irish?
might load up gta v and put loads and loads of cars on the train tracks and make a big exploseion
>>223273607
>>223273705that squirrel is NOT human bro
>>223273751you'll do nothing
>>223273759need her on facialabuse
>>223273522those all sound like racial slurs
>>223273774
>>223273750is that what I think it is? >>223273759mad how cute she is and I'm gonna be shattered when we break up
>>223273750cut out the bit where he says he got "loose bowels"yeah youre eating shit biscuits mate what do you expect
>>223273793yes it's a cow poo cake
sneezing
anyone familiar with jane dro aka felonious jane?
Say some rass claat is dissin' your leng ting. You just give 'em one of these
>>223273807seen her take many a bbc
>>223273774had yet another wank to the amelia wank video. shit was depressing but also the facefucking is still unmatched all these years later bitch had zero gag reflex
>>223273807very big very sexy lady beautiful yes i do the needful
>>223273802crazy that they do that, I've asked some Indians what's up with that and they say it's crazy religious types and they said some denomination but I forgot what it is
You guys still have a crt monitor lying around somewhere? this seems like a fuck ton of commitment for a skit
>>223273820one of what for pete sake one of what
>>223273581I'll be riding my van on the pavement and there's nothing the police will do about ithttps://youtu.be/483oaUU1tIs
>>223273840hindus
>>223273861s
>>223273861omg that is small
fuck the police
rorke getting a stiffy when the "toilfu" gives him a tap on the shoulder
trivago ad's weird innit. everyone speaking english, klopp doing his real voice, two blokes clearly dubbed, but they've dubbed in yank accents. what voices did they have originally?feels suspicious
im half way thorugh this disclosure day and i feel like it hasn't done any of the legwork to hook me in. this is the biggest psyop movie ever. clearly written in 2 minutes with chatgpt to coincide with spacex IPO
social, financial and medical situations all fucked and i cant do anythingfuck this im regressing im getting the incel snacks in and dedicating the evening to computer games
>>223273921is that the one with klopp
>>223273936went to school with a girl who looked like that but not fat
>>223273891nah it was something else, id remejber that
Becoming a corporate slave is complete and utter hellI think being a neet for so long ddint prepare me for how soul destroying and how badly my character would push back against it.Its like the military almost, they want to break you and turn you into a slave
tung tung tung
Thing is, Hinduism isn't really a religion, just a collection of religions with overlapping ideas and scriptures.
>>223273932good lad. what you buying and playing?
>>223273987its just buddhism wiht extra steps
>>223273987not sure this is true
>>223272005The girls in my schools were chavs. Terrible time to grow up
>>223273920a chubby girl touched me on my back and arm last week on the bus
wish i could have rushed the pitch after the wc final and raped my own arse with the trophy
>>223273987was just saying this down the temple
>>223274041>>223274041
>>223272005the white girls have all upped their game as the country has become blacker and browner. they know what jamal likes
>>223274001always get bored a few hours into dark souls 3 but maybe this time will be differentill get a milkshake, some fizzy drink and some cheap biscuitscheeky spliff perchance
>>223274010No, it is. Much MUCH more variance between denominations.
>>223274068nice. cheapo custard creams are the best
>>>/gif/30923322Bongbros, why do you marry french women???
>>223273987not wrong but the vedas link them, and define them against other indian traditions such as buddhism etc
