flanders edition
LADS DRUG WITHDRAWALS
Wait a sec haven't I got some biscuits in the cupboard? Or did I eat them? I can't remember.
Remember the Three Gorges Dam?
>>223308616Bakerpoo line
>>223308606that your mum?
*crumbles into dust and is blown away*
>>223308616>>223308626Do you mind? I'm eating
>>223308616Luckily his face is hard to make out
>>223308660>I'm eatingYeah, cock
>>223308667grow up
hi
>>223308679Twice the size of you
Beddingtons soon x
>>223308685hi
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1784689956658163.webm
>>223308679>>223308688*bangs your heads together*
>>223308688Go on a diet then
peak schizo
>>223308712
>>223308667lol!
um right then
gone bit cooler nowmight have to dig blankies out
>>223308700
Aff tae bed
Rewatching Jaws and cheering for the shark
just had a cruel and unusual wank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGpji5VF8k8
>trying to listen to some banging tunes on the fifa 15/16 playlists >comments section is full of uncs nostalgising and whining about how they fucked their lives upreally ruins the vibe
Debenhams quintuply
>>223308748You said this last thread. Fuck off or shut up about it.
>>223308758im having a yellow boner
>>223308744*smiles sheepishly*
>>223308765>singlehandedly lost las Malvinas
>>223308765Don't believe I did. Must have been someone else.
>>223308763normtards love that shit britposters (including me) also love blogging about their sad luives to be fair
nth for the holodem
>this is a stadium under construction for the 2034 saudi world cupwhat is happening here
subrscribed to grinch monthly
>>223308789I refuse to believe there are two people as boring as you.
>>223308770of course, you lot are all chinese
>>223308804its a simspons boner
>>223308801Night sweetie
>>223308801bet youre lifes real exciting
>>223308804They should really give some backand some Italians.I never thought I'd miss Italians.
>>223308616how does this happen
>>223308797They announced the 2034 hosts? Or have Saudi Arabia already bribed FIFA?
spending my pip money on boutique tabletop games on kickstarter that ill never see
>>223308797what are they even doing bruh
Why are you all so fucking horrible
>>223308836bit rudesay sorry
>>223308827Because I don't find "aff tae bed" funny or interesting after seeing it 20 times?
>>223308841saudi won the rights like a year ago lil brodo keep up
wtf the line was gonna be big as hell
>>223308851God made me this way
>>223308851lots of lads come here to try and hurt other poster's feelings then get really really really annoyed when someone does it to them instead
>>223308836Well he's 833 and you're 836.Fuck'n shit, Mike, you posted that up quick.
>>223308874I come here because I'm lonely
im an evil worm that has been shunned by society so i hide in the shadows and plan my revenge
Shame on a brother, who try to run game on a mother(Caucasian rap)
>>2233088514chan is the only place brits have left to be honest and vent frustrations without going to prison
is under the skin (2013) good
>>223308879>he's 833>you're 836vampires at it again is it
>>223308884Yeah well
>>223308895Society is a prison
>>223308888what're you gonna do
erupting with incel rage
>>223308924Shoot up a Woolies most likely
>>223308906Just a Wesley, sniping a Slipknot post.
>>223308924destroy planet earth
>>223308801
how do you solve terminal inceldom
>>223308934who's wes
>>223308888>im an evil wormi'm gonna gobble you up matei'm gonna peck you with my long beaki'm gonna slurp you down
any zulu warrior man in
If you were eating garlic bread and saw Peter Kay would you say something and/or point to the garlic bread?
https://youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk
covering myself with honey and laying down in the bush and letting ants eat me to death
>>223308962actually scared me a bit imagine being eaten by a bird
>>223308981this song is about methey based it off me
i beat a hippo to death once
Y'all remember tizer? What happened to tizer??
>>223309002Fuck off weirdo
>>223308980has peter kay ever actually been funny or has it always just been "Remember when____" with a funny voice
>>223308851tbqh i don't get this feeling here unless someone is really asking for it
sir peter kay stuffing garlic bread up me arse
>>223309012Phoenix Nights had some funny bits. Dunno if he wrote them.
>>223309010Tizer? I barely know er!
this song is about methey based it off mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
*throws my makeup bag and phone on the floor*You're all horrible!
>>223309011*fucks off*
>>223309030screaming
>>223309010woke cancelled it
sir dead hard
>>223309030scrnamdjtkelalkf4hsvd
Lads, if you had to choose between eternal life and having sex, which would it be?
any man in remember pussy
>>223309056eternal life
>>223309030Enjoyed this
>>223309056dependsdoes eternal life mean I'll be alive when the sun swallows up the earth and thus have to experiecnce such excruciating paindoes it mean I'll be drifting aroudn in -272 degree space for eternity once everything else dies off too? can I call it quits at some point?you need to provide context you melon
>>223309068Permavirge
>>223309067Never had it LOL
I'M a dirty old perv. Jimmy Savile was a prolific child rapist. I like to think there's quite a big difference.
>>223308583Practically live there (French girlfriend) Gonna get married next year so I can leave this shithole.
>>223309056better to live like a lion for a day init
>>223309010it's not right
you lads more transphobic or racist?
>>223309078yeah, sex is overrated
Sir Ivar the Boneless
why was the bloody benchod bastard running like lady
>>223309100very much both
>>223309117Like you'd know
>>223309095I have no idea why 4chin rotated it, but alright.
french women hate british men
>>223309100id rather side with a white tranny that shares my views than any wog
Odds biscuit Evens croissantDubs brush teeth
>>223309136They haven't met me
as someone who had sex during first year at uni and has tried to chase that high ever since i can tell you that sex is not overrated
>>223309132*tickles your gooch*
>>223309099Onestop sell it. Tastes alright still.
>>223309147Dirty bugger
>>223309095oki've never had a girlfriend x
women of unclear ethnic origins
>>223309136actually the opposite.
what is a sahur?
>>223309085https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPG8J6ArF0A
>>223309159i can tell she really wants to be colonised repeatedly by my bwc
giving french women the ick by audibly moaning when i snog them and going "uuuh uuh mmmh mmuuhhh mmm" and wiggling my little hips for no reason
>>223309160dont bellive you
>>223309162tung tung
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
https://youtu.be/TZOdKdxP8Wk
Sir Rick Priestley. That's no joke, you know it to be true deep in your heart: SIR RICK MOAR DAKKA PRIESTLEY!
>>223309153don't worry lad. you will.
remember at school when a group of girls purposefully dropped a pen on the floor and told me to come a pick it up for them while giggling?
Sometimes I feel like there's only two options in life, either remain a virgin loser freak for life or become a cuck. The internet has cooked my brain. May my ancestors forgive me.
>>223309182I spend 6 months of the year in France and met loads of my gfs mates and they all say they love English lads. I thought it was kinda odd too.
>>223309201It's a long con
wallahi im finished
>>223309205isnt that just being polite
catberg having some exciting dreams
>>223309162
>>223309212You don't know women mate
Anyways, I'm off to beddingtons. Need to get up early in the morning to sort my new phone out. Just another day in that NEET life.
>>223309204honestly wouldn't mind being a cuck for a hot girl she could cage my willy and all that x
>>223309144im a novice sex haver and sex was scary every time i had it
>>223309159ugly gypsie
>>223309231yeah samei legit couldn't get hard the first time because my heart was pumping out my fucking chest
>>223309212Nah, they're obsessed with the quirky culture n shit. Germans are the same. They just see something here that we don't.
https://youtu.be/8eGY-4OALgM
>>223309205so they like men from anywhere. apart from maybe india
>>223309241i lost my boner and couldnt cum first time because i was looking at myself in third person and it was just so absurd that i was actually having sex
>>223309228Same tbqhwy. Getting off to virgin humiliation porn is a small blessing in an otherwise lonely loser sex life. I still crave the need for a relationship though.
>>223309244French guys are pricks to them n all. Creepy fuckers.
kwebbelkop is dead he's fucking dead
>>223309244so they see something that doesn't exist and is easily shattered by limited expose to our reality
>>223309249was just listenig to this
have currently failed the competency test at tescos and m&sthink it might be easier to just apply for mi6
>>223309244Americans have adopted the posho accent = instant class/license to portray the ancient Greeks mentality from the British establishment, and the reason for that is Shakespeare plays. Most of the people writing for Hollywood had studied English and were well versed in that sort of thing, now and then.
>>223309255bro literally mehow do you get over that?i tried viagra and tried hitting a few bumps problem is i know these girls will only give me one chance at it
>>223309250I'm just going off what they tell me lad. But they seem to prefer brits over other europoors from my research.
>>223309257>>223309228bruh :\
everyone more normal than me is a semi-sentient normgroid subhuman
>>223309267Well I managed to get a french qt and I'm a right ugly cunt.
I'm a vampire
And the Americans then transmitted their fascination with RP-speaking Brits to the whole of continental Europe, of course
>>223309279i tired to get a job at aldi and i lost out on it after interview because i didn't have enough experience
>>223309284idk only had it the first time sorry, sexing someone youre comfortable with probably helps so not hookups
>>223309296watch out for the full moon haha
dubs decide what I do right now
I have paid women to rate my penis
you can go to prison for making cola with the original recipe. absolute woke bollocks
>>223309315you'll do nothing
Cope in the way they mean isn't even a noun. Cope can be a noun but that has a completely different meaning. A cope is like a cloak or canopy. It has nothing to do with the verb coping.Also crashing out is retarded zoomer slang.
https://youtu.be/mCHzicKq3W4
>>223309315Post battlestation
>>223309315gay wank
>>223309315have a coffee and go to tesco at 6 am for a meal deal
>>223309315Cold shower
>>223309307is aldi worth it? they keep sending me emails to do a group interview but i can't be fucked minimum wage isnt enough to get my autistic arse to do dragons den shit over the phone
>>223309315rape
>>223309315Cry
>>223309317Same x
>>223309315Freeze your piss
>>223309315eat pooand post pics of you doing it
going chicken shopi'm black you see
>>223309351>Group interview>Over the phoneWhat fresh hell is this
>>223309315Wank to gay porn
>>223309366
>>223309315you'll look at my silly catberg
>>223309366right I'm not fucking doing that
>>223309366Be serious where is he going to get poo at this time of night?
https://youtu.be/MXNbfU0Ww_E
>>223309351Any job that requires group interviews is gay and cringe. You're fighting for a minimum wage job. Fuck that humiliation ritual. Learn a trade pal.
>>223309356how were your ratings?i got some 4s, 5s, 6s, 7s evenit depends on the kind of photos i send and who the woman is and her preferencessome photos make it look better
Okie dokie, off to bed for realz this time.Nighty night x
>>223309383you have no choice
>>223309370alright literal black man
>>223309315YOU HAVE TO EAT POO
>>223309366oh nooooooo
>>223309366>>223309400shit screaming
>>223309395night, luv x
>>223309099Went WOKE
>>223309332Nolan is ugly. His face looks really weird and his hairline sucks.
>>223309366ohum
but since Europeans don't have an ear for English, generally, they think all young Brits abroad are speaking posho, even though they're usually Estuary English ex-wigger-with-an-office-job sort of people
>>223309426cope
>>223309400oh my days
fat tub of gravy yeah yeah yeah yeah
legally you have to eat your poo now
>>223309366screamfarting!!!!
open up your heart and home to refugees https://youtube.com/shorts/ElVlVpKtycI
>>223309452Gravy's good tonight
EAT POONOW!!!!
if he doesn't eat poo he throws everything we know, everything we understand about the world, EVERY THOUGHT, EVERY DECISION, EVERY COMMITMENT AND PROMISE AND BELIEF, into a meaningless pile of wasted life, a pyre of meaningless existence.
Gay bent spazz
>>223309485ktim
he must eat poo. our very continuation as a species depends on it.
>>223309366>>223309400well
He didn't use a tripcode so even if he did eat poo and upload a pic there's no way to know if it's really him or a different anon pretending to be him
think social media has driven the goyim insane
ChatGPT positively REFUSING to generate a picture of a lad eating poo
>>223309515fuck right off m8 you said you'd do the dubs and the dubs said eat poo
>>223309534Everyone has their limits
>>223309515some legend needs to take the fall for him and eat their poo, id do it if i didnt have an australian flag
>>223309536I'm not the guy who said dubs decides I was making a JOKE because OBVIOUSLY nobody is going to pretend to be him so they can upload a picture of themselves eating POOI thought that was OBVIOUS and it WAS but apparently NOT obvious enough for YOU
fatty fatty boom boom
Why is he refusing to eat his own shit This is outrageous
kookaburras just flew by my yard
Not that anon but I'll eat chocolate and pretend it's poo if someone provides the chocolate I'm not uploading a pic though or my addressJust leave the chocolate under the bench on the east side of the duck pond in Pearson Park in Hull
kokka dem jus flew pas me yart
>>223309566But the ducks will get it
kill every neurotypical
>>223309566yeah? i bet you could suck the caramel out of a mars bar too you saucy minx
dunc 3
Do ducks have therapists?
Why hasn't he posted the video of him eating poo yet? I need to cum.
>>223309549you have brought shame on your family, your friends, and all who visit /brit/. you may well return here but know you are not welcome. you said you would eat poo, you made a commitment to the world. and then you did not eat poo.for shame.
>>223309576Not if you put a couple of loaves of bread open on the west side of the pond to distract them. Seriously is this your first anonymous chocolate pretend poo package drop?
mouldie wants another addition to his gay poo porn collection
>>223309606You're a fool for believing they won't find the chocolate, mark my words
right gonna go wank, im thinking japanese wives being shagged by random guys as their husbands are unaware behind a one way mirror
>>223309604This is friendly fire mate I'm not even the guy you're mad at. Two wrongs don't make a right do they
cba with jav its 2 hours runtime for 5 mins of good scenes and its got too much ugly bastard rapist stuff
why is everyone outside so slobbish and runtishjust waddling around in tracksuits staring at their phonesi hate them
has he eaten poo yet?
>>223309632you're not better than them because you wear m and s chinos
>>223309623exactly what someone avoiding eating the poo they committed to eating would say.you let your family down.
>>223309632social responsibility went out with leaded petrol mate keep up
The problem with masochists is that they like it when they get the wrong end of the stick
>>223309534ask it to eat a slightly melted chocolate bar then
>>223309645i don't wear chinos
right thats the alcoholic ukranian refugee neighbours shouting and slamming doors at half 2 then isn't it
for once woke up without a headache
>>223309678Must think it's a warzone
>>223309201No, what was the con?
https://youtu.be/cQcE4_7-X78
qwerty
>>223309686wish they stayed there and got blown up
>>223309657That's mental as I was reading this I thought "ChatGPT doesn't have a digestive system" and a voice in my head said "yes it does." I must take this to /x/ at once, they need to know ChatGPT has a digestive system
>>223309706Better life prospects
he should have eaten poo
>>223309710you've gone mad
switching my diet to a viking one to change my life but not leaving the house
>>223309719Only thing you're raiding is the fridge
>>223309715there's still time
That's the problem with the youth in this country these days, too proud to eat a bit of poo. These immigrants will eat it. Most of them already have. It's their culture.
>>223309723H'oh!
thinking about that video of prince william getting heckled twice outside a pub and the police coming over and taking the heckler aside and telling him he will get charged with breach of the peace if he doesn't stay quiet.
Sleeping dog, by Jan Fyt 1642
>>223309723sent that fat fuck flyin'
>>223309731Fair enough the police will take you aside and warn you if you're shouting nastiness at anyone wont they?
>>223309736that dog is probably dead now
>>223309752Jan Fyt will be devastated
>>223309752It's a drawing not a real dog
thinking about how a giant van full of anti-monarchist protest signs were somehow immediately found and intercepted by police at charles' coronation and all the signs were confiscated without reason.
>>223309752unless *very spookily*
all dogs go to heaven
toilet bog fart
putting a stroppy little full stop at the end of my post.
>>223309748the heckles were just asking about what he knew about prince andrew. no profanity or threatening language
>>223309761Who needs a giant van full of protest signs? Makes you think...
>>223309758there's no way to post a real dog rorke
>>223309770Capitalising my letters as though I'm starting to get fed up with you.
>>223309773Bet it was a paparazzi. Not happy with killing his mum now they're shouting at him in the street.
>>223309698hipster shit
to the tune of you don't have to take your clothes off:you promised to eat your poo, rorke
>>223309784Bloody fed up. I'm bloody fed up and I'm expressing myself with my posts.
entered /gif/ and the first 4 threads are ai grim grim
>>223309807makes a change from the 10 different cuck threads
>>223309781Are you saying this isn't a real dog?
>>223309807/gif/ has been ruined by cuckposterscan't even have a good fight thread anymore
>>223309807we're in the big black cock thread. it's up to you to determine which one out of the swathes of them
>>223309807then make your own slavic boys thread and be done with it
an explosion of (you)s for the russian /gif/postthis will surely effect the /brit/ (you) economy going forward
said effect instead of affectanother blow to our standing on the world stage
may i have a (you) pleaseplease...
russian spy grimislav gifov
one thing that genuinely makes my fucking blood boil ia when I make a reference to a common British thing and then some JF goes 'lol wtf is [british thing]'YOU DON'T DEMAND ANYTHING OF ME THIS IS MYYYYYY THREAS THIS IS /brit/ FUCK OFF!!!
Sticking a cutout of the chancellors face on a sex doll so I can fuck them the way they've fucked me
I'm gonna make a shit new
>>223309835>>223309832Here's a you, don't spend it all at once
>>223309857>>223309857>>223309857
make a good new, make it funny and interesting and not some incel drivel
>>223309863>>223309863>>223309863>>223309863
I heard that during the SAS selection process they crumble toast crumbs onto your bed and make you sleep in them
>>223309813that's an image of a dog you fool
augh no i've been laid low by time
>>223309816we're all on /knuck/
