Uneasy editionprev. >>223310362
Listening to Hotel California.
>>223312083AND NOW I'M UNEASYUNEASY LIKE MONDAY MORNING
I wake up, I masturbate. I go to work, I masturbate. I come home, I masturbate. I go to sleep, I masturbate. Every day is the same as all the others that came before it.
Canadian doctors probably don't even know how to treat gunshot wounds because why would they?
>>223312140WHY WOULD JEETS KNOW ANYTHING IS THE QUESTION
>>223312110that, but 'tell an Andrew Dice Clay joke' instead of 'masturbate'
>>223312148you would need to train how to remove bullets, but no patients would ever be available to practice on.
what is it about men and refusing to see a doctor about issues until it gets bad enough?
beautiful night in west by god virginny. the owls are hooting the foxes are screaming the crickets are chirping the moon is shining and behaloed and the mountain witch is in the river. wish you were here
>>223312179wanna go on a date
whats with women and not having sex with me?
>>223312195You ugly as hell
Thinking bout that time I read The Bell Jar. I really liked it and I honestly didn't find it hard to relate to a young woman. One reason I especially liked it was because it didn't try to have a pretense of goodness or edification because instead was just so damn bitter. Refreshingly bitter, in fact. I like this quote a lot, too.
>>223312210damn, Ted, you a bupkis!
My life really is like a video game and you guys are all NPCs and im the really cool guy
>>223312210Billie Eilish is starring in a movie based on that.
>>223312220Lol is she actually?
>>223312217Im going to block your progress until you backtrack enough to trigger my event flag nothing personnel kid
Cute boy feet
>>223312237just entered a console command to explode your testicals
i deserve a girl that looks like this and she deserves me
aff tae pae
>>223312236yes
parliament hill fields is me fave poem
>>223312259The Bell Jar (2027) starring Billie Eilish and Carey Mulligan sounds so bad. I am not letting it ruin the novel for me.
>>223312251aren't you unemployed?
>>223312259Billie Eilish is the last person who should play a nervy, somewhat slightly built intellectual
>>223312275yes
>>223312251There are girls like this in Brazil
>>223312273>starring Billie Eilish
>>223312273I think she'll do a good job
in other news, Panos Cosmatos has wrapped the filming of his vampire movie! Yay, Panos!
Now I lay me down to sleep
>>223312259should employ cailee spaeny instead
>>223312273irony given carey mulligan is somewun i woulda wanted to play that character when she was youngernow she too auld
ill never forgive zoomers for making billie eilish famous
>>223312331You want her to smother you with her big tittied
>>223312293shush you>>223312302dinnae ken wha diss mens
>>223312335she doesnt even have good big tits she has the gross fat whore droopy big tits
finally built the cyclops in redditnautica. wasnt expecting it to be so fuckhueg. but its fun to honk at bonesharks and bully warpers. i have a bad feeling about it spawning with like eight fire extinguishers tho i am familiar with chekhovs gun.
>>223312328The only role I think I've ever seen her in was Never Let Me Go, except the film brutally butchered the source material so I turned it off halfway.
>>223312338if you haven't watched Beyond the Black Rainbow, then do so
I walked out of Ready Player One and asked for my money back.
>>223312331she could've been the GOAT porn star.
>>223312363SHE ISNT EVEN ATTRACTIVESHE IS WELL BELOW AVERAGE
>>223312363very true
>>223312351I'm going to visit Slovenia one day
>>223312255lol
>>223312370she's cute enough, has the most plappable body, and has that zoned out depressed look where she's begging to get fucked. All the ingredients for a top tier porn star.
>>223312370Nah dude imagine her sucking some dick
>>223312388>has the most plappable bodyare you brown
>>223312381Slovenia is a fine place, only the people need to be brought to speed on the coming global civilizational revolution where we shall frack asteroids and make homes out of the stars! Life everlasting!
>>223312348corr decemt-arsed bookshire diss wun 'n' allshe been in quite few good fings over years including recently saw beefand ballad wallis summat was alrididnt like promising young woman or the wun bout leonard bernstein thofink she was oscar nominated for an education which is similarish kinda like context to bell jar
>>223312386you dont even kno what i sed
When I went to Cape Verde I stayed in an AirBnB in Praia. One day as I came back from some sightseeing I entered my room and found my middle-aged host having sex with a large African woman on my bed. I backed out the room to give them some space and after he finished he came out and apologised and then asked me if I wanted to meet his brother’s 18-year old daughter for drinks that evening. “She’s very attractive you will like her, I can arrange”
>>223312404what she lacks in body composition she makes up for in character. She was a big gooner herself.
>>223312348looking up wiki surprised you seen nuffink else wiv her in actually
>>223312404brother that's a prime slampig
>>223312471African people be craaazy
billie eilish reminds wun of the generic slam pig practise whale of wun's halcyonic school days
>>223312473she has been ruined by her brother fucking her for years...
>>223312471never happened
How do I decalcify my pineal gland and open my third eye?
>>223312411I'm staying away from you're crazy ass when I visit though sorry
>>223312508milk of magnesia will have dat calcium pooped right out
how do i calcify my amygdala
>>223312508by doing drugs that are known to cause schizophrenia after long term use
>>223312498that's just a rumor
>>223312510together with Elon and Optimus we shall find the right planet for perpetual dinnertime cocktails by the pool as per D. Adams! Hallelujah!
>>223312522So meth??
slovenia is the home of yacht rockLOOK AT YOUR GAME GIRRRRRRL
I almost forgot about this dude
>>223312525marijuana, cocaine, LSD and meth
>>223312534remind sme of the nazi werewulf scene in american werwulf in london
>>223312523If you look up "Finneas Eilish girlfriend" it comes up with nothing.
>>223312544corr gud queen of the stoneage song diss>>223312552try "shaggin' up the arse"
>>223312529BASED Charlie fan! https://youtu.be/ncufspI_d60
thread's about to die.
>>223312454Ah ken whit ye sed
I knew Spore was going to bomb as soon as the release build leaks happened. Anyone with a brain could see that. What's surprising is that absolutely nobody did anything with the procedural generation concept after that. Imagine an RTS where you make your own units, or a game like Planet Zoo where you build your own construction pieces instead of jerry rigging everything out of primitives. We could have had a great Jade Cocoon clone. Will Wright is an idiot and I would not have sex with him.
>>223312529Slovenia does have a west coast
>>223312597I liked Spore but I was shite at it.
also, Slovenia produced thiscall it sophisti-pop, but it is fucking yacht, just Europeanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdC8sTnSHac
how does somebody escape the thoughts of millions of souls suffering constantlyhow do I find apathy or at least ignorance of things i can not see
>>223312597nobody in their right mind would let their children play a satanic game about evolution
>>223312632WUBALUBADUBDUUUUBSHOVE IT WAAAAAYYY UP THERE MORTY
>>223312597plenty of games used procedural generation for a while, but it is hard to integrate into gameplay well. procedural generation is hard to do in a way that isn't gimmicky and doesn't make all the generated things feel worthless and unimportant. no man's sky used procedural generation for it's planets and flora/fauna and imo it's just not interesting.
MORTY I'M GONNA CUM MORTY NO MORTY I'M GONNA CUM I'M GONNA CUM MORTY NO MORTY NO NO NO MORTY I'M GONNA CUM I'M GONNA CUM MORTY I'M GONNA CUM I'M GONNA CUM I'M GONNA CUM NO NO NO NO NO NO MORTY I'M CUMMING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>223312679you should've closed with wubbalubbadubdub imo
cant even drink the thoughts away because they dont sell alcohol past 11:30
>>223312697just buy a bunch of alcohol during the day and sell it to yourself at night
bothered. bone dry. miserable. in every lane but my own. unfocused. withering.
What board or boards do you get banned from the most? For me it's food and cooking for some reason. It's annoying, demo, at least the cooking jannie cares I guess.
>>223312901>t.
>>223312901/pw/ is just full of coom threads that stay up for days but if you post a coom image in said threads there's a 50/50 chance of getting banned
>>223312901mostly /int/ because I typically only post in /cum/but one time I made a thread on /o/ asking for what sites people use to buy cars and I got banned for advertising, and I refuse to post there ever again until gookmoot tongues my anus
>>223312901I rarely post anywhere outside of here and /tv/. Haven't been banned in a long time but have gotten tons of warnings kek
'o capocollo
hello? Is anybody home?
>>223312697You've never heard of afterhours?
dadberg and doggowitz are drunk and watching tng downstairs again. i can tell hes sad and lonely but its 3 in the morning and i dont want to deal with it right now
>>223313065IS ANYBODY OUT THERE
my mom is worried about my little brother because he started vaping and so i sent her the song mother by danzig and then when she replied with a question mark i sent her the song freaking out the neighborhood by mac demarco
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
>>223313152pretty cringe
got a mild toothache and i enjoy the dull pain
>>223313181Private Animal Mother
gonna goon now if you care at all
William Eyelash
business idea: Grimes' Genesis but performed by 70's LA studio musicians
praying that this slovene gets knocked down a peg, his whimsy grows grating
>>223313105No, I am not an alcholic
to be fair, Genesis already sound like Grimes were accompanied by the whole of Toto, though the beat would be a bit cleaner in that case
Grimes was bred by Elon Musk
>>223313334where's my murderbot, you damned blood diamond hoarder?!
>>223313361Do you know any good cupcake recipes
>>223313488even a Slovene knows a muffin should include chocolate chip!
>>223312662Minecraft tho
>>223313499Are you sure muffins are cupcakes?
>>223313553>While muffins and cupcakes look similar, they are technically entirely different baked goods. A muffin is more closely related to a quick bread, while a cupcake is quite literally a miniature cakeI never was a big fan of work...it smelled too much of not reeking of pot on my couch all the time
Indians are trans-racial
I identify as employed
Eatin lil debbie zebra cakes at 2:30 in the mawning and pettin a catEverything is wonderful I reckon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z_T57g0yC8in fact, I hate work so much that I listen to slacker-themed British folk music
If you were asmon what would you do in this situation?
>>223313731idk man he can always sell the house
Evens i go to b3d odds i play vidya til mister sun appears digits i goon to mongolian women then go to bed les go
>>223313890Reroll
>>223313890>>223313912owari da
>>223313912best two outta 3, pussy
testes
>>223313702what do you think of this one https://youtu.be/nL_2d1wVVSo?si=4drE_qW_hLVf5IyK
Holy shit, we're back
We missed you bro
>>223314001the Sleaford Mods have played my town repeatedly. I think they add something to the Mark E. Smith formula
>>223313731priority number one: upgrade to a white gf
GN frens, see you goys tomorrowhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=uWIrW1IUB8A&
Just finished jacking off. That was a big nut.
what if it was a big slut
On average a newborn African elephant weighs about 250 pounds. Some of you fat fucks weigh more than that with zero muscle mass.
Potonius’ ADVICE TO His SoN—PARAPHRASED FROM HAMLETBeware of the spoken word! Be wise;Bury thy thoughts in thy breast;Nor let thoughts that are unnaturalBe ever in acts expressed.Be thou courteous and kindly toward all—Be familiar and vulgar with none;But the friends thou hast proved in thy need,Hold thou fast till life’s mission is done!Shake not thy faith by confidingIn every new-begot friend,Beware thou of quarrels—but, in them,Fight them out to the bitter end.Give thine ear unto all that would seek it,But to few thy voice impart;Receive and consider all censure,But thy judgment seal in thy heart.Let thy habit be ever as costlyAs thy purse is able to span;Never gaudy, but rich—for the raimentFull often proclaimeth the man.Neither borrow nor lend—oft a loanBoth loseth itself and a friend,And to borrow relaxeth the thriftWhereby husbandry gaineth its end. But lo! above all set this law:UNTO THYSELF BE THOU TRUE!Then never toward any canst thouThe deed of a false heart do.
I love the way my pee smells when I'm dehydrated
>>223314277Inspired by your mom?
I've just done my second coom in a roughly 4 hour period
>>223314536honk honk
Listening to Bitches Brew
>>223314536we fkn honkin boysalthough...it is a bit late
>>223314578I saw a fat homeless Black guy with a shitty AOP shirt of this album cover right when I started my current job. Wish I could've got a pic of the guy.
>>223314536
would you let chun li kick you as hard as she can in the face one time if she promised to sit on your face whenever you want from now on after
>>223314601It's a hot as fuck night so now's as good a time as any.Sitting in the dark right now reading Mark Twain's Letters From Hawai'i on my laptop btw. I'm in Heaven.
One last goon
finished time for bed
The door is a jar
If someone deserves Guantanamo Bay, it’s Netanyahu!>>223312099Such a lovely place
terminally millennial
>>223316048raising canes is style over substance
dick check
>>223316995Falco here. I'm fine.
got off my nightshift job, eating swedish meatballs my lady made rn and I'm about to go to sleep
Finna get laidlater nerds
Just copped the Carian knight armor set now I'm flexible on all these yameens
>22 year old coworker said I was "born in the 1900s"
>>223317108I’d lay her zel iykwim
>>223317324Erm, thats my wife you're talking about buddy
another day of this fucking shit.
I am online.
>>223317360>lay eggs>cluck when angrygithyanki are just big chickens
Android is back. Cheers, mate.
I am Fares Metwally Mohammed Metwally Gamel I am full Russian R1a. I got 2 active packages.
What the fuck is that
most people who say they are nihilist are not actually nihilist and are just LARPers
>>223317781Proppa' canadian rose
You need to leave now, Robert.
>>223318104Why is your prophet a pedophile?
>>223317892Corr
jucika jeudi
>>223318194He's just like me
I'm sitting in my car outside work waiting 20 min to go inI did 12 hours yesterday and I don't want to sodding be here.
>>223318643I just finished working 4 weeks straight with only 1 day off after the 3rd week was finished. I worked anywhere from 10 to 14 hours each of those days.My boss just gave me 1.5 months' worth of work and asked me to do it in a couple days, I'm supposed to be on vacation in a week.Why do we suffer like this. I just put the money in the bank and stare at it, I have no time or life anymore. The only semblance of a break I get is 2 minutes here or there to shitpost on /cum/.
>>223318643
had a dream i was arrested and my cell was a minecraft server
>>223318812I know what you mean. I ve been making money hand over fist and am even getting a raise on the 30th, but I stopped drinking 2 months ago to get the raise and now I can't get drunk anymore, booze just makes me sick and dizzy and that's the only thing I actually enjoyed. Now I just sit at home looking at the wall
I dreamt I had a clingy thicc milf gf. She loved me but we were in the star wars universe for some reason so there were Jedi. We watched the death star being constructed together and then went to her house, she lived in a regular neighborhood and had one of those little terrier dogs and I remember playing with him in the backyard when the hose broke and there was water everywhere
hello
did goblet squats with gymstein today
>>223319497I bet you have a real nice ass
>>223319613it's flat but not hank hill aaahhh tier
It's 6:39 now, I'm at work making coffee and hating life. Luckily today is my Friday
>>223319681
Nothing lasts foreverLife is water, not stoneThe only constant is changeYou have nothing under your feet
>>223319954its all pain
it's raining
Has AI stagnated?
>>223320043You’re absolutely right, AI has stagnated!
>>223320043not stagnated but plateaued for sure
>>223319360>but I stopped drinking 2 months ago to get the raise and now I can't get drunk anymore, booze just makes me sick and dizzy and that's the only thing I actually enjoyed.Same, about a month back I cut back to only 1 beer on the weekend as a treat. Being a wageslave is basically intolerable without substances, and I think that's by design so people fall into the niche of good little drugged up wagie who never complains.>just make it to Friday bro>then I can drink or do my dudeweed>repeat ad infinitum The trap is that even as hardcore wagies we will never make enough to just grind hard for 10 years and then retire. It's good money, but not retirement money so I can either have fancy goy toys or just watch it pile up in the bank.
My bussy plateaued
Damn I went to bed and woke up and you guys didn't even finish the thread!
>>223320140You can’t just look at it in the bank. You need to invest it into things that’ll either cut your expenditures (like moving from renting to owning your residence), or make you money that’ll start compounding
A SHITCOIN DAYA TRADING DAY
>>223320140>It's good money, but not retirement money so I can either have fancy goy toys or just watch it pile up in the bankYou said it perfect. Carrot and the stick like a motherfucker. Now I know why some niggas spend like $60 a week on lottery tickets. A blind Hail Mary shot in the dark to escape Charybdis and Scylla.
>save game? this will overwrite the current save file
>>223320241I own a house and almost have enough to just pay off my mortgage in full. This would deplete my savings entirely though. My plan is to carry on with my current mortgage for another 5 years, then pay it out in full 5 years from now and basically save myself a ton in the long run. If I'm lucky I will just die before that though.
>>223320043In what way?
https://litter.catbox.moe/i67cod.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/i67cod.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/i67cod.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/i67cod.mp4
It's over, I'm gonna be a weird incel forever
>>223318643The shareholders appreciate your drive and determination to the cause
>>223320296LOL
If/when I can save up a couple million dollars, I’ll probably buy a dairy farm. Canadian supply management is insane. There are huge financial barriers to entry, but once you’re in, it’s a zero risk money printer. Owning dairy quota is almost like a modern equivalent to medieval titles of nobility.
I don't care for what I do but it would suck potentially having to take a large pay cut to try something new
>Save successful!
>>223320387Cheese production will always maintain strong demand for dairy, but I see too much shilling for disgusting rice and soy milk and shit too. I wonder if that's put any dent in milk production overall.
Channel Islands NP got canceled so I'm hiking in the Angeles mountains instead today
I don't say "Hello" when I answer my phone, I say "SPEAK"
>>223320492I just see that as an expression of mass migration from lactose intolerant turd world countries
>>223320550I say "moshi moshi"
>>223320560>>223320550For me, it's Ahoy hoy
>>223320550i say "hola senorita"
i say h-h-hello....?
>ERROR save/load operation failed
delete save
>>223320745It's over
One of the best pranks you can do is breaking your girls teeth on the dryer
wassup my dudes
>>223320881hi
>Steam cannot connect to Cloud services. Play offline?
Lmao my ex fwb is such a hoe bag. Imagine getting texted this and still responding
what if push comes to shove?
watched a bit of spongebob and the andy griffith show in the psych ward
>>223320986>your local save file is more recent than the version stored in the steam cloud. use local save file?
>>223320986>>223321175Who's idea was it to create stock photos of this
>>223321257All me
>>223320881what's good in the hood, brotha?
>>223321122was it old spongebob or new spongebob?
i'm not a lover or a fighter
>>223321396i couldn't perceive how new or old it was, never watched it before. one episode was... sb teaches a marlin brando how to act or somethinganother was.. sb carves a statue of the crab guy, and it is all spiky
Considered making more fermented pickles but I already have a jar to finish in the fridge. Maybe tomorrow or this weekend
I'm trying to find the video of the sleeping cat waking up to a shrimp
>>223321461are you a cummer?
Son of a bitch cunt faggot next door is being too fucking loud
>>223321501>one episode was... sb teaches a marlin brando how to act or something>another was.. sb carves a statue of the crab guy, and it is all spikyThat's nu-Spongebob
Shrimpkitty!
I've been racially discriminated before.
gonna beg my doctor today for some pills that'll put me to sleep and keep me there forever
>>223321866wagies will say this and then on the same breath shame you for not having a job
>>223321970dont know, dont care
You can't even leave hate comments on you tube no mo. Fucking pussies ohmalawd clown ass age
This mother fucker won't stop being a loud nigger. I'm literally going insane like zoom zooms dad.
>>223322024this is your sign to grow and let go of the hate in your heart
penis
>>223322067Shut up
bro went goon style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FErn5zpAa98you americans better be signing up to be sent overseas like true patriots
legos arent for kids anymore because kids play with toys less and manchildren are willing to pay 400 dollars for childrens toys
>>223322263If Iran isn’t stopped on the territory of Greater Israel today, they will be in America tomorrow.
i'd like to be a tugboat
Waiting for therapiststein
the ironic of the manchild obsessed with legos on this video im watching talking about piece counts and shit lamenting lego not being what it was when he was a kid
>>223322347Giant legos would make for fun fort building projects. Would make all my furniture out of legos.
if you watch other people having fun just to belittle and mock, them then your soul is a dark husk the light in your heart has been snuffed outyou exist as a joysucking vampire, a mosquito on the mirth of your fellow man
>>223322519I am a manchild obsessed with Warhammer miniatures. It’s ok to be a bit of a manchild if you work out and aren’t a virgin. Here’s some chinamen I’ve been assembling for a few days
Can't stand seeing people my age having fun.
>>223322581I play the bike cuck logic card
Ive come to the conclusion that Shakira is indeed very attractive and the idea of sexing her is an agreeable one
>>223322433Lol you actually go to therapy? For what? Just use betterhelp and save your money
It's Just One Of Those Days
anyone else bored?
>>223322815When my friend was in uni in Canada he got written up at work for writing „ I did it all for the nookie „ on the motivational white board at work.
>>223322639unironically have sex. I used to be like you then I stopped giving a fuck when I actually got laid.
>>223322848If limp bizkit was gay the song would be called I did it all for the dookie
I really want a beer and it is lunch breakOnly one thing 2 do
>>223322891>>223322891If limp bizkit was a sportsbook the song would be called „ I did it all for the bookie „
>>223322849Nigga kys don't tell me what to do
>>223323014Nigga kys don't tell me what to do
>unironically have sex
I read that in the midst of this Iran war stuff, Iran has operated a dis/misinformation network that managed to gain 1 billion impressions in a very short time, and it only involved like 23 websites and some automated social media accounts.And that's Iran, which has a very limited budget and sanctioned to hell and back. What if a country with GDP's in the trillions of dollars and massive/modern militaries chose to do the same.
>>223322928Its beer time lets fucking go. A single 40oz counts as "a beer" by the way
>>223323099Iran is much, much better at propaganda than Russia/China are. Their guys seem to be much more plugged in to American politics and internet culture despite their limitations which really helps them out.
>>223312217Ever since I started talking exactly like an Oblivion NPC my life has really taken offI just swap out the lines referring to fantasy events with real world current events
>>223312331I've still never once listened to herShe's the one that sings ugly breathy pop music right
>>223323099>What if a country with GDP's in the trillions of dollars and massive/modern militaries chose to do the same.They do
>>223323099Whether it works mostly depends on what people are demanding to see anyway, what they already believed
reddit niggas get made fun of so much that they put bullying disclaimers on their profiles
so supposedly computer chips are made of transistors that are 5 atoms big and there are twice as many transistors on earth as there are grains of sand even though these things are supposedly made of grains of sand to begin with. suuure
>>223323645I don't believe in hard drives. It sounds like complete bullshit >tiny spinning disk and a tiny arm magnetizes regions to write zeros and ones
>>223323593haters btfo
>>223323593>bots bully the other botsWhoa
>zoompedo is back
>>223323645get a load of this nerd
>>223323119I went for a white claw (blackberry) because it doesn't smell as much and I am a pansy
Refit my car wheelie thingie
I know this broad from somewhere
>>223324030
I have a Roman eroman fetish
>>223324030Phoenician Jew from Tyre phenotype
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