Sleepy NEET edish
total neetgod victory edition
gf has cheated on me lads
>>223318769Was it justified?
>>223318769break up asap
>>223318769how did you find out?
Shoving white dog poo up my arse
>>223318797stupid gay little runt
>>223318793my friend told me. my friend also the one who cheated but i have to forgive him because he has dirt of me
>>223318793I apologized to him for doing it
>>223318799Brilliant
gooning my cock to billie eilish right now! we should all goon together
>>223318807No sympathy. Make sure you ditch her though. Next
>>223318769fak!
>Argentine fans launch petition to replay the 2026 World Cup Final; signatures surpass 61,000
>>223318825im one of the joker's goons
eating trout pate and listening to Eagles
>>223318807What dirt does he have? You should beat him up
>>223318840el screamo
Any of you know what white dogshit tastes like?
>>223318818ktim
>>223318807>my friend also the one who cheated but i have to forgive him because he has dirt of mewhat the fuck? he knew you were seeing her and still shagged?
>>223318793had suspicions when she started going out with the girls more and just looked on her phone when she was in the showrr and saw texts to a contact called 'Mum 2' that were obviously flirty and she caved the second I confronted hershe's currently upstairs crying and saying sorryactually feel ill lads
>>223318852My arse does you can ask it
>>223318845i'm pretty sure we were responsible for an accidental death. can't be sure but don't want police investigating. if he snitches first he might give a different story
need to kms
right well that's the captcha not loading
>>223318878nooooo your so cute xxx
>>223318807this isn't me btw it's a troll>>223318874this is the real one
>>223318877right well that took a dark turn
>>223318877can't believe I sharing a thread with a cuckold and a murderer. Noscitur a sociis as they say.
>>223318876Tongue: in
derailed that guy's post about his gf cheating by posting lies pretending to be him LOL
>>223318818same lad
>>223318878Dame Fat Bame
>>223318884golem get ye gone
Well well well
>>223318904s
>>223318877Thats absolutely no excuse to let him get away with this. If he does it once he'll do it again.
Copilot just spat out a one page proposal for me in 30 seconds that would have taken a couple of hoursMagic thing this AI malarkey (if we keep it at current levels, if it goes any further we are all fucked)
>>223318904diabolical
BUS WANKERS
>>223318904
>>223318874grim shit, sorry lad. how loing have you been seeing her? it seems you've moved in with her
that lad's full of shit
>>223318877unusual gimmick
Not gay but might masterbate to the thought of having sex with another man
>Spend all day monging around during working hours doing fuck all and not being able to concentrate one bit>Go to the pub at 6pm and drink a few pints >Get home and suddenly able to lock the fuck in for a few hours and complete my day's work to a high standardWhy do I do this
what do women prefer
She's just come downstairs and said she's going to her mother's and that she's really sorry and that she hopes I can forgive her.I just said 'go then if you're going'.>>2233189507 years mate
>>223318874Why is she crying when your obviously the victim. She has done this herself. Hope you are alright mate
Kill all millennials
why's gyaldemfreak started deleting his posts lmao
Scrolling on Twitter and all im seeing is amateur porn videos of young fit blonde English girls getting blacked and screaming the place down in dingy flats on holiday in places like Spain and Greece. So this is what Twitter is all about
>>223318986realistically (non incel answer) D > B > C > A
>>223318986no woman would go for a six pack over six cars, so stop going to the gym and start going to work
>Kill all millennials
>>223318987>7 years matefucking hell, I'm sorry lad. you're going to need your space
>>223319008they're calling this the most indian post ever
Rorke still rabbiting on about the World Cup when everyone else has moved on
biodegradable dog food is white genocide
>>223319004Sorry I’m retarded I always get those arrows mixed up. Are you saying D is the best or A is the best?>>223319008That’s a pretty good saying did you come up with that yourself
>>223318987Don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh
replies are far too sympathetic. he's clearly replying to himself.
>>223318986these are all shagger bodies
>>223319000new janny is on a war path, it might be the end of demmies
the scrodiedem
>>223318986i think A is my (woman) personal preference
stick to keeping your retarded gimmicks separate nathan mate
New Charli album the day before Diego Day. I know what we'll be asking him about tomorrow!
>>223319047good. it's about time someone sorted that cunt out
>>223318987Grim mate. This is something you're not going to be able to get over, give it time mate. At least you never married her
>>223319036>Are you saying D is the best or A is the best?you really think women prefer a skinny guy over a muscular one?
>>223319041Not a single person has replied to my posts so far today it's fucking upsetting me
>>223319056diego died in 2023 you have to let him go
>>223319030>>223319036Sir Robert Mugabe said it actually
>>223319075hs
>>223319056Post your wrists you gimpy little cretin
>>223319072Idk if ur unc or not but a lot of modern women prefer that
someone please lock me in a padded cell for a month while i detox
all I'm saying is that his posts are basically all avatars across the entire sitedoes the same shit on /sp/ too
wondering if we could get an Ed Matthew’s guest appearance on /brit/
>>2233191154chan is your entire life
>>223318986No clue about A and CBut women definitely like B, gay men like D
>>223319008i work as an overnight attendant at a petrol station
Cheers for the comments lads, might go to bed, just feel exhausted all of a sudden.She even tried to kiss me before she left, fucks sake.
>>223318986For meD>A=B>>>C
>>223319104One would assume if you asked about what "women" prefer, you were asking for a generalisation, not whether there were some women who had a particular preference.
>>223319115halftime slags aren't avatarfagging
>>223319115he’s the single biggest loser on this website and that’s saying something
>i work as an overnight attendant at a petrol station
Kind of enjoy it when you start saying a certain personality is more mentally deranged than me makes me feel good about myself desu like I'm one of the successful ones
>>223319126you could be manager of that petrol stationyou could be regional manager you could be franchise manageryou could be CFOyou could be CEO
rorke watching himself on the security cameras during his night shift at the petrol station and the camera him is doing things he doesn't approve of
>>223319151not funny though is it
>>223319156watch soft white underbelly and disabled kids on youtube for this exact reason
>>223319177bizarre
mumberg just sits on the sofa scrolling tiktoks all day before falling asleep at 8pmgenuinely thinking of giving her the pillow soon
genuinely hope the cheating gf story is just a larp because it would be so grim and upsetting if it were true
>>223319192you envy her life
>>223319162Or CPOor CMOor CTO
toilfu wouldn't ever cheat on me because she thinks I'm perfect x
Remember watching an Icelandic show about people working night shift at a petrol station it's called The Night Shift (in Icelandic) it was pretty good actually similar humour to Peep Show or The Inbetweeners
> One would assumeLol shut up faggot
walked past some lad in the pub last night and i swear he said, under his breath, 'i feel like such a rorke just now'
my only interaction with an overnight petrol station attendant was asking him for the key to the bathroom then absolutely coating it in diarrhoea
rorke pretending he's in five nights at freddys while he works the overnight in texaco
one would assume my life a gay porn
>>223319151at least he has a job you dole bludging worthless sack of organic matter
his posting frequency? INCREASED
>>223319238but i'm working from home right now
>>223319236schreamc
>>223319220runt trying to cope with looking like a holocaust victim lmao rattled he was right women prefer anyone over a runt
>>223319237lol
one would assume, but two would know that when you assume, you make an ass out of u and me
>>223319151doesn't really warrant a Bradley imo :/
>>223319248*shoots you in the fucking head*
rorke wanks using his index finger and thumb
In Scotland, do people usually just drink Irn Bru straight, or is it mixed with spirits; if so, which spirits?
>>223319270do me next
so what age did you lose your virginity lads
honestly kind of metal that the entirety of the earth is between us and australia and we can have fun convos with them in secondsits a privilege really
rorke inventing a new cocktail by mixing irn bru with buckfast
new fungus obsession dropped
>>22331929116 for me, with my mates gf
>>223319291um... *looks away nervously*
>>223319300can you imagine if it existed in medieval times english peasants chatting with abos
>>223319291i haven't yet
>>223319305there are no Scotch rorkesstop misusing this gimmick
>>223319312black bbw ass changed mouldie
>>223319331i am one
>>223319300yes mate. a lot of it is metal
jesus who the fuck is posting these baboon-arsed beasts in my /brit/?
watch out lads the rorke ombudsman is itt
>>223319305That already exists. It’s called Scottish Sangria
>>223319331clearly you don't know rorke he did it to make fun of scotsmen
>>223319331Millennial Woes
Lying beside my cat on my bed. Feel too tired to do anything but need to improve my sleep schedule before toil restarts on Saturday
>Scotch>Scots>ScottishWhy are there three forms?
imagine your autistic fixation is black people lol
I've got spurs that jingle jangle jingle
i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die
>>223319399Isn’t that just wiggers
>>223319378just shut up mate
Mist could pass.
>>223319408why?
>>223319399leave him alone we should be proud of him for all the progress he has made in improving his mental health it is more than can be said about many of the posters here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmQXyzu-kE0
>>223319409hm never thought if it like that
Is Canadian anon Arthur Russel fan in?
nujanny taking no prisonersgood lad
How about Irn Poo
benedict arnoldgood lad
>>223319001what do I search for to get that? Ibiza Uncovered?
>>223319180>>223319233>>223319287>>223319385it not right, my /brit/'s gone woke
Mousey... You've gone fungal
>>223319461imagined prone boning them all and got a stiffy lol
>>223319430no reason
>>223319448I like Arthur Russel but idk if I’m THE Canadian anon Arthur Russel fan
>A mother and her teenage daughter died after getting into difficulty in the water off the coast of West Mersea. They have been named as Shally Rahman, 42, and daughter Samiha Rahman, 15.
>>223318884>>223319461missed one
>>223319461It’s good that ritualposters are being punished.This place has become a watering hole for the mentally ill
wow… just imagine how fucking sick it would be to have a massive dick wow
>>223319479>died after getting into difficulty in the waterWhat
>>223319490some of us need not imagine
>>223319461New janny's clearly taking a hard line against porn-brained mongs.
>>223319490One must imagine Biggus Dickus happy
>>223319206sounds good. I will look that up
slowly sipping my coffee in ecstasy knowing that God isn't real and I am a three thinker
>>223319493Probably couldn't swim.
i just woke up ama
right well thats a picture of big oiled boobies
It's OVER
>>223319526in a steaming mood?
More ritualposters must be punished
>>223319472I talked to a Canadian anon about records and Arthur Russel the other day. Anyway...was talking about a guy that was Arthur's boyfriend for a while and an album he released recently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK4n5VEXMvI&t=1071sif you like Russel you might dig this
>>223319523>three
in one of those jobs where you just it silently on meetings all day
anonymousdoo dooo do-do dooanonymousdoo do-do doo
So, this is rorke...
>>223316027peng lush ting
>>223319556fucking hell that's grim
kms
>>223319552freudian slip
Am I hearing that right? The porn addicted spammers have been banned?
>>223319471you should see a therapist, you might have bpd
>>223319576LOL
>>223319565quite vile actually Lachlan
>>223319556employed woman
>>223319548breddy gud
>>223318874She's very sorry she got caught, i'm sure. Have her pack her shit, or you yours, idk whose house it is.
>>223319581that's truewe've been freed from their tranny tyranny
Sandwiches with chargrilled chicken, red lettuce, tomato and cucumber with salad cream and a few meatballs with tzatziki
>State pensioners with no other income will be exempt from taxtotal boomer luxury communism
mumberg dragging me out the house
I've a burning desire to impregnate a half asian (yellow) lady
>>223319587ziedy ahh reply
>>223319615
Been rudely awakened but deafening construction work right outside my window, AGAIN
>>223319641Timothy James Byrne speaks of this
>>223319548damn this is fresh, thanks for sharing
Anyone here ever done psychedelics? What did you make of the experience?
>>223319621https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevZP0GPgpU
>>223319627Pretty sure he copied me
>>223319657rapes you
>>223319633confiscate all boomer property unironically
>>223319655Probably best to steer clear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANJt3Tt213Y>BDP>psychosis>suicide attempt
>>223319680i'd fart in her face lol lol
>>223319684grow up evil boy
>>223319684bradley walsh shit roaring
>>223319680;_;
>>223319656is she half? she looks full
mad how gyaldempaedo is obsessed with girls with mental issues (probably because they'd be easier for him to groom)
doing a tony soprano dance
just pissed all over my balls
just ballsed all over my piss
calling the police on black kids selling lemonade so they get shot by the police for operating a vendor without a licence
>>223319712dont think so. developmentally he's still a child, his mental age is about 14. grooming involves talking to women, seducing them, power dynamics - you think that pathetic manchild virgin is capable of that? think on
the zoomer lezzer at toil made me a coffee, lovely thing
>>223319758a mealy mouthed reply
>>223319749god bless america
>>223319761probably a man hater and spat in it
>>223319761ever shag her up the arse?
>>223319680This is her now
i used to hate my cows lick now im bald i miss my cows lick
>>223319776no she's very fond of me x
Wish we weren't all mentally unwell team
>>223319684The double lol is a nice touch
i could read war and peace if i wanted to. it's on my bookshelf
>>223319768oorah
>>223319767not sure what this means 2bqhwy
>>223319776She can spit in my mouth x
>>223319806There's a TV series
>>223319801I was about to say speak for yourself, but judging by this thread I can't disagree
Get the ritualposters banned.
>>223319606>>223319652>>223319655yeah but can't be described in a post, I don't have the vocabulary
>>223319806Yeah? Where's Moby Dick?
this ritualposter complainging thing is starting to become a ritual for you isn't it
>>223319845under the covers
>>223319845in my pants wahey
I can't feel attraction to a woman unless she has large breasts
>>223319845https://youtu.be/IJWlBfo5Oj0
How do you lose a war this badly?
>>223319876went through a phase like that
>Beauty queen faces deportation for ‘not being South African enough’>Johannesburg-born Chidimma Adetshina, who also holds a Nigerian passport, vowed to fight the case as anti-immigration sentiment rises sharplyblack south africans hate immigrants more than rorke
>>223319904We all have
Just seen Rupert Lowe saying pubs will be allowed a smoking room with a restore government in powerNow if only he were to bring back white dog shit…
>>223319758I can chat to ladies just fine, when I was younger I was misinterpreted of flirting for chatting with a smile and leaning in closeIt's an interesting irony desu, in here I'm considered a coomer by some for posting cute girls dancingMy mates call me low libo cause I'm not fussed about relationshipsI'm an enigma, always have been to all>>223319785cute and a wee bairn x
>>223319655acid a few times in my 20swas funcool to see how your brain turns looking at something for a second into an optical illusion
>>223319758>grooming involves talking to women, seducing them, power dynamicsno it doesnt
>>223319917Much prefer black dog shit
>>223319888im off to the loo to do an amal movement
>>223319888It's asymmetric warfare but Iran is winning.This may break your 70IQ mind, but the winners and losers of a war aren't decided by each sides casualty count.USSR lost far more men than the Nazis but still won WW2.The winning conditions for the US/Israel are much more difficult to achieve than the winning conditions for Iran - which simply has to survive.
here's Peach
>>223319888A lot of that is determined by virtually uncontested air superiority. Eye ran could be more resilient in the long run though; decades of sanctions-enforced autarky have prepared them for this moment. A few thousand deaths don’t really change much in the grand scheme of things, but Western countries are under a lot of pressure due to energy prices and such
>>223319924can't stand all these fucking retarded druggymongs who went "YOOOO DUDE THIS MESCAPINE/DMT/LSD/POONIGGERINE OPENED UP MY MIND AND CHANGED EVERYTHING BROOOOOO"yeah that's why you're still working at tesco and posting 8 hours a day on social media like a waster runt, very good epiphany
>>223319888you don't win wars by simply bombing your opponent, you still need actual troops on the ground
>Iran is winning.
didn't know I clicked brit/pol/ today
>>223319973cute!
rorke manifesting black pussy
>>223319977You don't get it because you've never experienced it.You're too scared to ever experience anything. Let alone something that could open up your understanding of existence itself.
https://youtu.be/dRHetRTOD1Q
Rorke putting his 10,542 hours in HOI4 to good use by arguing about warfare in /Brit/
Every woman is a whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Opening up my mind on the back of a pub toilet
>>223320008yeah mental that mate.*gestures to your shift manager with my eyes that this one isnt working hard*
>>223319993I imagine you were the class retard at school?You fundementally fail to comprehend how war works or how winning conditions are drastically different for both sides.
>>223320013I know a few Canadian Forces officers who are +10k hrs HoI4 nerds lol
>>223320034cute
https://youtu.be/ZyhrYis509A
right well he's lost the argument badly
>>223320052Ah yes, the zogslave freak is spamming gore now I've called him out is he?
>>223319973:)
>>223320068right well that's thousands of iranians dead, their supreme nonce and his entire family turned into a scorch on the pavement and the economy in total collapse ( I mean as much as you can collapse further when you're already africa tier)
>>223320068>>223320078fuck of rasheeds, you're not welcome in this country, you're not welcome anywhere civilised.go back to your own country and get blown to bits with the rest of your cavemen relatives
I have a girlfriend. You need to know that
brit stands with the brave people of iran
>>223320110I'm white and of mixed Germanic and Celtic ancestry, and you're an Israeli with a VPN who spams gore when he loses the arguement
https://youtu.be/xqYFU1_SiBo
ahhhh i keep shagging different women but its never enough ahhhhhhhhh oooh ooh ahhhhh
Tune still
>>223320119die
>>223320127shit after antics
>>223320119
>>223320133>YNW MellyWhat the helly
>>223320124you're a smelly incel is what you are lad
My whole life is piss
>>223320133mad blud hasn't been sentenced yet
>>223320156what did he do'?
>>223320156Bc he’s not guilty
I think I'm Egyptian
Really sleepy lads... Might go... Take a nap......zzzzzzzznnghh
>>223320172Killed his 2 friends then tried to pretend it was a drive by shooting
>>223320172suspected double murder on his friends>>223320175how so?
>>223320205https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqDinxaPUK4
>>223320205> His initial trial in 2023 ended in a mistrial when the jury remained deadlocked. His retrial has faced ongoing delays due to legal appeals and evidence disputes.
Is everyone waiting for the new to make their dogshit posts
>>223320269I know I am
>>223320218chuune desu, geat shame about the murders tho>>223320227he last turned up to court all jovial. he's messaging his people saying he's enjoying prison life. lad's already institutionalised. wonder if he feels it's only a matter of time
i'm going to post a porn
>>223320314>>223320314>>223320314
>>223320310shall be waiting with bated breath
