dem grills edish
thought it was supposed to cool down a bit but here i am sweating like a fat man in a bakery
It's been 10 years since the no man's sky thing happenedremember that?
You hear about a nice outdoor shower but this girl is already there using itWhat do you do?
Fat arsed Asian girls
I look at porn and masturbate a frightening amount for a man in a domestic relationship
Excuse me, I've got real world things to do. Because I'm a real person...
>>223322392come back later
Stuffing my gob full of frogspawn
>>223322391they're still updating it and its playable now
>>223322391Yeah pretty terrifying because I remember being a working adult (just) when this game came outI've been out of uni and in the workplace for 11 years this summer.What freaks my nut is back then, if you'd asked me to think about things I remember from ten years ago, they would have been childhood/early teen memories and a completely different world.Now it's the same except I was getting paid less, I lived alone, and the hangovers weren't anywhere near as bad. But I was still an adult responsible for navigating myself through the world.
Just woke up from my nap lads and just texted the gf that we're now done and that cheaters don't get second chances, luckily the house we live in is my Dad's so it's basically mine.Her parents worship the ground she walks on so she should be fine over there.7 years of my life down the shitter.
>>223322397ktimi need to stop because wifeberg is actually commenting on how little we have sexshe doesn't know i wank 2-3 times a day
Remember the poo smells poster?He trooned out...
>>223322392"Hey I think you could do with some soap" then take out my shower gel, squeeze some into my hands are start rubbing it into her
I'm the smartest person on Earth, and if you say otherwise I'll kill you
what's their problem
>>223322499You're the dumbest person on Earth
>>223322391World just went off track post 2016 didn't it?
i've started telling people to "grow up" during argumentsit is surprisingly effective
>>223322508Not on Earth, am I
>>223322460>I was getting paid less, I lived alone, and the hangovers weren't anywhere near as badSums it up for me too. Still the same old slug in every other aspect.
>>223322392violently masturbate in front of her
>>223322524Uhm
nth for :redacted:
>>223322532rapes you
>>223322507mobsters of the ocean
https://youtu.be/4YFu4dvMHHY
>>223322543finally, I don't have to pay for sex...
What would you do if we got confirmation that an asteroid akin to that which wiped out the dinosaurs was going to hit the Earth a year from today?
>>223322392ask her to put on the bat meat and less spotted vole soup then go wash my disney trainers
>>223322559steals your wallet
>>223322560
>>223322391what was the scandal with this again? i forgot
I just tried watch a show called Lessons in Chemistry starring Brie Larson has to be one of the worst shows I've seen in a long time. I stopped when it got the episode where her dog started talking and narrating the TV show. Scores on IMDB were good too but it's complete crap.
Snodland, Kent
>>223322560literally nothing i'd live the same evil slug life
>>223322560prepare to head underground
>>223322590um I live near there
>>223322590Shithole
>>223322560probably die in the resulting chaos
>Mother and daughter who died at Essex beach named by family>Paying tribute to his sister-in-law, Matiur Rahman said: "Shally was a helpful person.>"She was a housewife and looked after the kids. She was very good, actually."What the fuck
>>223322583over promised, under delivereda number of reasons why, but i think these days people like it after all the work they keep putting into it
>>223322560Just say 'woke bollocks'
just tried blue steak there. not bad actually.
>>223322616cant explain it but ive suddenly stopped caring. mental
fell in love with the girl sat next to me on the bus awardwish to cease living
https://youtu.be/hZJRJpbGkG4
>>223322616imagine you died and the best eulogy people could come up with for you was "helpful, very good"
>>223322616We need a NCIS funded study on why brown folx keep dying around bodies of water
Like cheese strings a lotthey should sell a big block of cheese
>>223322583the game was "procedurally generated" (a term used over and over) and was supposedly an almost infinite world but mostly similar and you couldn't actually do anything
>>223322560wank myself silly
this is rorke's last war
>>223322616why does leftypol worship these heatless mongs?
i wish the boris wave lasted a couple more years. i actually think a greater rate of demographic change will give us some mercy when those who we wronged are the people in charge of the world
>>223322659corr imagine a cheese string but it's the size of a pringles tube
>>223322671That a poem?
some of my best jokes have gone without (you)s and some of my lowest hanging fruits have been showered with them. Just goes to show that you never know what's going to take off on /brit/
Official map from the government of UK deprivation in 2025.Me? In the blue.If you live in the white zones it's literally impossible for you to suffer or fail at life unless you actively try to ruin everything for yourself. You are to blame.
>>223322702pscrbr
https://youtu.be/WGw4mn2-ILc
>>223322722this is just a population density map
actually letting iran have access to nukes is not a good idea
going to the library. anyone need a book renting out?
>>223322391No Man's Sky is considered a fantastic game now has been going for 10 years strong, has a massive player base, every single DLC release over this time has been free and the creator is a multimillionaire now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NomizORoqUAnother update trailer was released a month ago, 8 million views. Comeback of the century
>>223322739Are you retarded
the /brit/ iceberg
>>223322722south london is less deprived than i thought
>>223322560rapeathon, starting with my hot cousins first
>>223322722what if im a veg then what
>>223322722surprised london is so deprived
the /brit/ catberg
don't think i'll shag again
>>223322777poor tube links is their only issue they have big houses and lots of space for London
remember when people were saying oof to express negative emotions?weird time that
https://youtu.be/HsM_VmN6ytk
>>223322810get this established
>>223322817gotta do something once to be able to do it again
>>223322830we say um now
>>223322817guilty willies got no rhythm
Average London wages are 24% higher than average wages for the rest of the UK
>>223322858not done it in 12 years, could easily got another 12
>>223322875you'd have to pay me double to work in that shithole
>early 13c., "white, pale, colorless," from Old French blanc "white, shining," from Frankish *blank "white, gleaming,"
Do porn addicts sit down with their dinner and put an episode of pornography on?
>>223322560If you've ever seen the film Deep Impact, the general fiction is that people sit around like good little goys waiting for a combined effort of the space faring nations to blow the thing up. And when that doesn't work, they then sit at home patiently waiting for a lottery system to conclude that they are not one of the lucky few selected to live underground in a bunker. And then after that, they all patiently sit in queues of gridlock traffic on motorways beeping their horns as the end approaches. Honestly one of the dumbest films ever made.
>>223322875misleadingthey are higher because the most skilled workers live there. no great engineer or doctor is working in cheadle. and yet people will compare them by "years of experience" (meaningless)
pub soon
>>223322741shalom
so so so scandalous
>>223322916Is Greenland the film where they just go about their day and pretend everything is normal until they die
>Xbox loses its VP of Engineering after just 3 months>Taking to Twitter, the recently-appointed VP of Engineering at Xbox – Jared Palmer – announced his departureAre Indian women horrible bosses? My mate had one and nearly quit the company because of his one before she left. He was on 70k and ready to take 20k less if he found another job not working for an Indian woman specifically.
>>223322913>90 / 7 / 1[
>>223322922sheed
Back from shopsGood>Local corner shop owner is russian and we had a banter, Đ¿o-pyccĐºĐ¸ ĐºoĐ½eÑ‡Đ½o Bad>Tesco security guard is transphobic af he is always very nice to CIS women but treats me with contempt
wanking my 2.9 inch willy
>>223322958He knows trouble when he sees it
my sunnies just randomly snapped while i was wearing them...
im a fucking robot a really crap robot that no one likes
>>223322919London freaks are so self obsessed, narcissistic, egotistical You genuinely believe you're better than everyone else because you're from a shithole megacity where everyone is of ambiguous race that gets 90% of all public investment
i saw the "tesco" nigga he bodies tilde like 2x a day
There were so many films in the 90s about comets and existential threats to earth churned out by hollywoodI think it was a post cold-war thingNo longer any fiction in east vs west and a lot of these films purposefully theme around the US and Russia joining together to save the world
>>223322958Didn't you hear what I said?>>223320943Here's your reminder.
>>223322978s
>>223322970that's what you get for buying chinese shite
>>223322958Ever considered he just doesn't like you personally?
>>223322976i don't live in london you spacker
mad how basically every business now has a security "nigga"
Messi's legacy is done
>>223322951fatstill would though obviously
>>223322994done that crybaby bunting
Bumhole
I once nearly knocked the security guard out once he had a go at me for walking over a wet floor even though there was no other way past it
>>223323022Very feminine of you
>>223323022that's not very ladylike of you
>>223322951CORR whjat a fucking braphog
>>223322988tbf they lasted me a good 6 years or so
>>223323022What did he look like
had a good pear then
>>223323022it's MAAM!
sir andy burnt ham
https://youtu.be/gOMhN-hfMtY
>>223322936Sort of and sort of not, it pops off in Greenland, it's just that the majority of the general public are not informed it's going to impact until evacuations are leaked. Which is probably what they'd do.
>>223323022>nearlyYou mean you did fuck all you pervert nutjob
>>223323072
ankitoil looming
>>223323091just not the same is it
>>223322916this is exactly what would happen thougheverbeit
was planning on a dog shit zinger of a post but decided it wasn’t worth it
recommend me a good sci-fi book to read lads
anyone boozing tomorrow
have to say that my favourite part of spaki's sacked tranny gimmick is the commitment to never saying anything even vaguely feminine everthe bit has long gone stale, but I still can admire that he basically treats the character like an autistic male
>>223323137saving mine for the new
>>223323147ubik
>>223323147Wogs in Space is not bad.
Rorke.... Rorke won.
>>223323147Genuinely give Robert Silverburgs Downward to the Earth a go. Really enjoyed reading that last month.
>>223323147A scanner darkly
>>223323158>like an autistic malea particularly unpleasant and confrontational one as well
Imagine you're a 70 year old man, and you work at Tesco's. There's a big puddle of spillage on the floor you've put cones around and are about to get cleaned up.Then suddenly along some 6 foot tall tranny in an ALDI shirt, walks straight through the puddle on the floor.You say "Hey, don't do that!"Then the tranny turns around, grabs you by the collar, almost knocks you to the floor, then storms off"Then whenever the tranny returns, you give them a look, a mix of fear, hurt, anger, and desire for an apology.The tranny glares at you, whips out their phone and then posts on 4chan about how much of a vile bigot you are.
>>223323166screaming
>>223323158they mostly are though aren’t they, and i know why
Utterly suck afternoon of toilingStarted off so well too
A scanner darkie
Me? PIP. You? Wagery. Just how life is. Pull yourselves up by your bootstraps.
>>223323166
>>223323219Begone Satan
>>223323169>>223323184>>223323187thanks
>>223323147>raccoon sexo>>raccoon cute>raccoon sexo>>raccoon cute>raccoon sexo>>raccoon cuteit's like she gets up in the morning and decides which one to be todaymeanwhile i'm ugly and smelly every day (she's still in love with me though)
>>223323187me when a coloured person asks what the scan as you shop device is
>>223323147dune, dune 2, and dune 3 all solid
>>223323193Does the tranny have big boobs?
Wanking a poo slug
>>223323166needs a shade or 2 darker
He was gay, Gary Cooper?
That security guard is bang out of order he always gives me nasty looks I should report the bastard
>>223323241mentally ill freak
mad how much better homeless people look in summer because they've all got a golden tan
When I was drinking with my tranny cousin last night I basically told her I’m a was a repper lol isn’t that funny
>>223323182It's a jew! Get it!
>>223323290we don't sign our posts here
>>223323243I hate Dune
FREE THE TRANSDEMFREE THE TRANSDEMSMASH TERF ISLAND
because i am a championand you're gonna hear me rorke
that security guard is praying for the day sacked tranny tries to illegally enter the tesco women's toilets and he can heem him
>>223323313ha ha very funny but you're still a mentally ill freak
I don't want to die :(
year 2 niggas be like
>>223323297What's repper
>>223323330what mental illness is this?
Andrew Tate has been arrested again. Turns out he's a literal nonce. He is being charged for CSAM.
>>223323330that's the most deranged folder i've ever seen, is that yoursfreak
wonder if it's the same person or whether several people came up with the same thing
Is ASMR a sex thing or ???
>>223323342Repressed trannyMeans you know but you won’t troon out
mixed weight eggs are cheaper per egg than large eggs but they could be scamming me by giving me smaller eggs. quite the dilemma
>>223323360no it's the guy who spams the raccoon girl and other thots
>>223323376britney spears you better rorke bitch
>>223323382dis nigga cant crack his own eggs AAHHAHAHAHAA
>>223323282They all wereActors innit
Do people who like sweet things actually enjoy them as much as they claim or is it more an addiction?I'm honestly never excited to have a pudding or dessert and if I do it's always something with chocolate in.Have just never had sugar cravings ever.Any sweettooths of /brit/?
Can we do some rorke posts I'm bored. I'll go first:rorke eating avocado on toast whilst complaining about millennials
>>223323392there is no raccoon folder there thoughso that would seem to suggest that the raccoon poster(s) are differerent person(s) to this
I scum my eggs straight from the chickens arse
leftypol using a jade roller on his ballbag to get the wrinkles out
>>223323364I've been saying 'get the ferry tickets booked' for years
>>223323419I know some people who claim they LOOOVE chocolate but when you give em something above 70% cacao they make a face which means they like sugar with milk and some cacao
>>223323434you genuinely cannot be this thick
rorke closing the fridge door with a flick of his hip
>>223323376>You're gonna hear me rorkescerm
>>223323382eggmong !!
>>223323425rorke feeding an apple to a horse and holding his hand very flat so it doesn't bite his fingers
>>223323334then don't
lisa needs braces
you're gonna hear me poo roar
oh fuck you're gonna make me rorke
>>223323450Yeah, it's always milk chocolate especially with women.
Sub six hours sleep on average for the monthInfluenced by the World Cup of course but nonetheless not enough
you have to admit the raccoon girl is very cute
Prefer savoury me can't beat a good sausage roll or sandwich corrr lush
>>223323468Yes, burning pride flags. A very normal thing for a very normal person to spend their time doing.
whole cock needs coming off
>>223323467Kek I like this one because it makes him seem more human instead of the racist piece of shit he is
>>223323468rorke setting his garden on fire while failing to burn pride flags to own the wokies
Spunking in Dami Lee's fanny!!
>>223323486>having sleep apnoeaAlright fatty
>>223323425rorke putting a pillow over his head to drown out the sound of his dad and sister
https://youtu.be/yI2oS2hoL0k
>>223322560>What would you do if we-RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that dannyboy keeps coming up on my feed
Noticed white women never have white chocolate as their favourite type of chocolate.Ask as many as you want, I'm right.
>>223323492yeah sometimes but sometimes she's sexo instead
@223323495Could have given me the (You) but you deliberately chose not to, this is why you're ignored. Complete narcissist.
>>223323509it's important to humanise rorke
at the black sabbath bench ent oianything good to do at night in brum apart from get shifaced
>>223323425It's avocado ON toast, the toast isn't made of avocado
>>223323485I don't have a sweet tooth myself cause I was prohibited sweets and sodas until I was 11-12, at least I think that's the reason
don't waste time burning the fag flagjust burn the fags
>>223323536Yeah cos it tastes like shit
on the dreaming spanishthat lass shel is quite cutethink i need a latina
>>223323551I seem to remember the only alri bit of Birmingham was down near the canal in the centre
>>223323565Naziyank calling for extreme violence against minority groups again in another totally off topic post
One of the worst things I've ever tried is a caramac, anyone tried one of those?Cannot believe how awful they are.
Just felt a rain drop
got the world cup archive completed, can finally finish the winter olympic one
Oh scranny boy the pies the pies are calling
>>223323601They're absolutely peng and you have dire taste
>>223323601No but it can't be worse that marzipan
>>223323578 (me)though i must say the videos are all about weird stuff so farwhy is she talking about she's not got her period, that's what i need to know for beginner spanish is it?
rorke pushing the front door a few times to make sure he's locked it
>>223323558the so called truth nuke or truke or even trvke or
https://youtu.be/PdVvzEv1XdA
>>223323650kek this is me but I have a little OCD routine of pulling the door then pushing down on the handle four times before I go to bed
>>223323629You are like an alien species to me mate, cannot comprehend how a human being can enjoy subjecting their tongue to that shite.
>>223323671>>223323671>>223323671Rorke
>>223323633i HATE marzipan. caramac is ok
wogsbodies of watername a more iconic duo
>>223323654ktim
>>223323675used to do this with my car but i eventually pulled the handle off
leftypol
>>223323551get bummed at the gay village
>>223323633Wait no you're right, Marzipan is awful and defo worse.
rorke leaving skids in his boxers and blaming the cat
>>223323689poms and balconies(oof!)
rorke scraping the leftovers in the sink and throwing the plate in the bin
>>223323738going to need you to explain this one please
>>223323738What's your equivalent, aussies and sharks?
Playing with my catberges :3
>>223323686>>223323722its so bad >>223323698people like this used to be in nu metal bands called Mudvayne
first day of retail & found it interesting that we're meant to just ignore shoplifters. someone walked out with a large latte when my coworker was on tills & she was fuming about it for ages.don't mind it me, not getting stabbed for 12.71 an hour.
rorke gently blowing on a cup of hot coffee
speaking of balconies i looked up at one the other day and there was a man with no trousers on
reminder that ther is one singular one of you posting rorke
Leftypol practicing the haka in his bathroom mirror
rorke putting hula-hoops on his finger tips and eating them off
>>223323804s
>>223323802haha that's such a rorke thing to do
just died laughing imagining a french person pronouncing "catberg"
>>223323783Got told off recently because I let a shoplifter walk out without questioning if she'd paid for everything LOL I don't care
>>223323770Considering I regularly go on holidays to where a swimmer was taken this is a fair cop
>>223323783you should have an urban scarecrow by the doorsthey're not gonna stop the shoplifter either, but they should be stood there
rorke doing a wotanic haka when a mixed race couple appears on his TV screen
>>223323844fucking screaming
rorke in the car waiting for his dad, pretending to wank the gear stick and getting spotted by a woman walking past
>>223323829Went on a snorkelling trip in Egypt once, found out after I got home that someone had been eaten by a shark a few weeks prior on one of those trips.
Rorke putting a scarecrow dressed in klansmen klobber outside his shop to deter shoplifters
>>223323826quebeckers would unironically say chatbourg
Leftypol eating his lunch in the toilet again
>>223323826https://vocaroo.com/1gT52PvoSdHe
doing a wotanic roar in the paki shop owners face when he tries to double charge me
>>223323827exactly, like i'm going to give a fuck. loads of it gets wasted anyway.
leftypol going to A&E after biting his own hula-hoop covered finger off
>>223323827can i cum inside you please
>>223323915fufufufuing
been dribbling piss (I'm incontinent) now my jeans are wet :(
>>223323905sc9949
Leftypol listening to Cypress Hill thinking he's a Cuban gangbanger
>>223323907fucks sake
>>223323935star wars droid names be like
>>223323910he loves his pies x
>>223323933we're all incontinent matethe continent of europe duhh
>>223323933alri elon
wotanic pies
rorke throwing his back out doing the wotanic haka
>>223323933I've always had to use toilet paper, no idea how blokes can just flick their knob and call it a day.
>An animal lover was run over and killed by her own car after she got out to save a cat as the handbrake failed on a slope, an inquest has heard.LOL
leftypol dribbling piss out his knob and now his jeans are wet
>>223323996and the cat?
>>223323996
catburger
>>223323996Was the cat okay?
rorke throwing a roman salute and breaking his middle finger on the door frame
poor lad has ruined his life
Sniffing and licking that lad’s jeans when he kicks them off later
i am not fit to live
rorke tying his bellend to a doorhandle and slamming the door to make his knob bigger
I hate men
>>223323996:(
rorke doing some fucked up shit u wont believe
What if you brought a girl home but she said she only does footjobs, anal and oral?
Rorke getting hit by a piano that fell from a skyscraper
>>223324098Say 'okay'
>>223324098Probably fuck her arse and let her suck me off and wank me with her feet?
greetings
awful lot of fishing games that are lovecraftian
>>22332239110 years later and there are still no proper settlements, an infinite universe filled with space stations, capital ships, traders and explorers but you'll never find a city or a shipyard or a farm, such a boring world.
Think I've pinched a nerve
rorke putting the final touches to his 7 hour video essay on sharpe
Just been sent spiraling into a hissy fit
>>223324137Name five
>>223324137All the fish are called niggerman?
>>223324098tell her to blog on
>>223324098>what if your steak was too juicy and perfect?
pinched a nerve i see
>>223323933were all incontinent you mong, im innorthamerica myself x
vibrating buttplug sent me into a sissy fit
Sucking a Monster Energy UltraTasty chemicals
>>223324206>>223324206>>223324206
>>223323933I thought incontinence only referred to number 2s
>>223323182squelinmh
