Non-nonce edition
poo
this is THE thread
The real thread.
I reported the other one twice for violating US law
>>223369394Cannot believe the janny is letting it fly. Sexualising children. Disgrace.
walked through the pride parade in town todaywas secretly hoping some big trannard would grope my arse
>>223369423blimey rorke chill out
any good burnham jokes yet
going out shopping does anybody want anything
>>223369423rorke mate your mums worries sick
right well
haha gottem that leaf money is worthless
>404
>>223369415There we go
>>223369446Percy Pigs
screaming
dont like 'right well' posters
oh my days
right well hope the nonce got banned too
KEEEEEEK THREAD GOT REKTI win. We've all won. This is a win against paedophilia.
like me little routines like going the same route every time to the shops like getting the same food and drinks at the same time every day it gives me comfort and security you see
>>223369499>plural
>>223369440 he needs a tiktok guy £60k starting he also needs a nuclear engineer, pays less though
>>223369508Lol me
>>223369513yes plural
>>223369527It's all one guy
>>223369548lie on
On the coach lads
>deleting it at 200 posts
Disgusted at the lot of you really. You all happily posted in a nonce thread without making a new. Don't care if you still reported it. Get a fucking grip the lot of you.
>>223369478so are bruce dollars and sheep dollars
Firm stance against nonces has been taken.
>>223369583start doing this
>>223369572bought all those items before but have only bought one of those items once and only once in my entire life
6th form is aged 16-18
nigga rorke be like aight well
Right well that's the nonce thread deleted
>>223369394Thank you Moderator and happy birthday for the other day
Was mad when gov madated under 18s must be in some kind of schooling or training until they get to age 18
>>223369548right well no its not
>>223369610Makes it okay does it leftypol? Posting and image with the intention to sexualise school girls? Paedophile prick.
>>223369572runt lunch
>>223369583>this wellwho cares
>>223369631You're welcome
smooth bald fanny
you looking forward to anything on the horizon like films or video games or stuff like that?
>>223369636they don't do that anymore?
>>223369665of an adult who has removed her public hair
>>223369678don't put words in his mouth
Australia and Canada should unironically adopt the Euro
>>223369670no just killing myself really
clue gain mongs whistling as they skip down the street in april because their ISA allowance resets
Sterling is strong
>>223369670Bleach TYBW cour 4 will be on Nyaa in a couple hours
>>223369678UMMMM
>>223369670Elder Scrolls 6 is just around the corner and it's gonna rock!!!
one of those annoying insects that floats in straight lines then sharply changes direction
After Strictly Personal (1968), a more "acid" album that was ruined by the producer, Van Vliet composed what is arguably rock music's main contribution to the history of music, Trout Mask Replica (1969). This masterpiece, that straddles the border between blues, jazz, rock and classical music, is a post-Cage-an study on tonality. He was also one of the wildest eccentrics of his time, and his music may simply be a one-to-one reflection of what was going on inside his blessedly deranged mind
tattooed zoomers with vibrant social lives who love music, going out, and having sex are all buzzing about BuzzBalls®you do drink them don't you? You're not one of those uncs... right?
The nonce population of this place has definitely shot up since the nonce proxy days
>>223369572summer holiday?
>>223369753someone at work told me about those. she's 60 though
>>223369756generate on
>>223369764its literally just spaki he even got his trip banned doing that kinda shit
>>223369642runch if you will
>>223369756>most literate atheist aitard
>>223369756sc
>>223369753I'm a religious teetotaler with no tattoos and I'm incel and shy
whats a penguins favourite ice cream flavour?Fishtashio!
>>223369753tried a red one but its literally just vodka and a mixer
>>223369756poor deegs was on the ropes all day yesterday
>>223369753>young drinkers>more tattoos than a prison inmate
Diego melty! Diego melty! Diego melty!
Pre-190 (2013-2015)190 era (2015-2020)Spaino era (2020-2025)Heathergod era (2025-???)
Diego's a fighter, he keeps coming back every Friday to have the same debates over and over again
>>223369753Iast time I was out I only saw uncs drinking them down them then boot the cans or throwing them in the street
>>223369839All me
think I sound like makaveli uk drinker when I talk to myself out loud
>>223369756>still seething about diego exposing youngmi
test
>>223369861mental had completely memory wiped him until now hope hes dead
>>223369861ktim
loving the AI analysis of diego batterings lol
>>223369753saw a clip of a black guy in America making fun of another black guy for buying those
>>223369903Thanks
>>223369839We're still in the Spaino era, heatherpaedo is literally just Spaino
(8) TELEVISION YOU TURN ME ON (8)
>>223369918 who is literally just 190 but anyway
>>223369918spaino is a 190 character
Was last thread heatherpaedo then?
Y'all seen the new Blade runner trailer?
Screw you GI. I will kill you GI
>>223369756three replies from him to this post alone
it's all the work of the singular right well posterSir Dwight Wellington
choke me a little i like it corr yeah wank that fucking shit covered cock yeah wank it harder fuck babe fuck that is so good
>>223369861Hilarious he’s literally like a time capsule chav straight out of the 2000s. Like someone you’d see being arrested on road wars
>>223369948>prime
>>223369952lol
Why isn't there anything in the news about the new strangers movie
>>223369948>Michelle Yeohas Olwen, aReplicantBlade Runner who is in the final days of her life.>Hunter Schaferas Cora, Olwen's partner and a human pretending to be a replicantwoke chinky tranny SHITE
>>223369952screamhe's just been trying to tell us his name all along but can never get it out right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GkgAjOqXfEon god how do you guys find this shit
FREE THE TRANSDEMFREE THE TRANSDEMSMASH TERF ISLAND
>>223369981She slays
>>223369839>no mention of mouseydead list
>>223370016king of the UK drinkersthe MAC
>>223369970
>>223370026BASEDLegally recognise all TERFs as male NOW!
>>223370016the chairman bring war
>>223370044shame they didnt invent a cure for big tranny hands in the future
>>223370016>>223370062AURA
>>223370088shaghs more than any of us ever weill
>>223370045He was a background character, forgotten as quickly as he arrived. Not era-defining.
i look like the fucking milky bar kid
In this general mousey is a hero
>>223369778Off to Center Parcs
Ziedbelg has migrated to /ita/
>>223370016he's part of the seasideMARK universe
>>223370168Aren't we all
i look like yoghurt wearing groucho marx glasses and trying to pass off as human
watching the Portillo episode where he's in Hiroshima and he sounds a little bit too happy when talking about the bomb
>>223370150strange lie to make up desu
>>223370146Only been to centre parcs once and when I was there my dad told me he was divorcing my mum and moved 500 miles away
thats 4 replies to himselffucking weirdo
>>223370199>>223368637>>223368817
>>223370207Point them out then. Let's see your pattern recognition skills at work. You won't, because you're scared.
>>223370016watching these now
>>223370235fucking howling
poo and rorke
>>223370235*gets sent flying*screaming, he actually is
>>223370235Oh my fucking days
>>223370235Oh. That explains why heatherweirdo has been in such a mood lately, ouch.
We genuinely get a worse deal from the Commonwealth than we ever did in the EU but rorke will still defend the Commonwealth because 'muh empire'
Have you heard of cheesy michael?
>>223370268Screaming
ziedy learning multiple languages to spam 4chan threads with his interracial fantasies now thats commitment to a gimmick
>>223370268is this guy mentally ill
>>223370235How did you find this?
>>223369415Is it?
boils my fucking PISS when people park practically in the middle of the road because they don’t want to put two tires of their shit car on the pavement
>>223370196mum started crying over this so had to remind her about singapore
>vini jr going to ArsenalBombaclarrrrrrrrt
>>223370293its the belgian flag whos been spamming the same gimmick for 3 years
>>223370235>>223370268Honestly makes sense that he’d go there because most of the time he was just being ignored here.Translation also confirms it’s him because it’s basically word for word. Wonder what mental illness causes this.
>>223370268genuinely screamed at this
>>223370311pavement parking is illegal
>>223370293I think whatever he has surpasses modern definitions of mental illness
>>223370293You missed the Ziedbelg era didn't you >>223370304/ita/ had big booba in the OP so I was scrolling through it and saw those lol
>>223370314border guard having a mare at the airport looking at his passport photo and new mug
Wonder what Paraguay is like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDJy8SRLQLE&list=RDNDJy8SRLQLE&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDJy8SRLQLE&list=RDNDJy8SRLQLE&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDJy8SRLQLE&list=RDNDJy8SRLQLE&start_radio=1this was such a good night omgnothing better than dancing naked to rene wise surrounded by loads of other hot naked people and touching each other
>>223370331no it’s not
i am not able to comprehend the level of mental illness ziedy suffers fromjust fucking insane
got window open in my bathroom doing a wicked shit just did the loudest fart ever and I know my neighbour outside heard it fuck sake man
>>223370342Clicked on all these. Very interesting thanks!
Just shoved an entire arse up my arse
*establishing shot of /brit/**funky slap bass incidental music*
>>223370359its the same link 3 times mate
>>223370333someone with a UK flag was posting in /cum/ begging jannies to ban him a while ago>>223370334I did yes >>223370341would visit, I've heard they have good food
>>223370362what on earth did you do that for
DADDY, DADDY COOLDADDY, DADDY COOL
did I mention I've got my bum out?
>>223370369The same link 3 times? Surely not? that sounds like spamming
>>223370342I call this cold techno
>>223370305mad how we can all understand this
>>223370341mad how they had a german fella running the country for most of the cold war and his party runs a dominant party state to this day
>>223370402she's crazy about her daddy
>>223369240t-thank you I guess.
children
>>223370420"my pen is in my hand" is the same in Afrikaans
bored of watching videos of women dancing now that I've been doing it for 4 hours
>>223370381No, that was Peru I think..about the food
i notice americans love to describe things as american. 'all american girl', 'american dream' american this and that. why are they so obsesssed with america? i cant think of any other country that does this.
>>223370423Good interview with him on whickers world. Also interviewed papa doc the haitian dictator
>>223370437can't be bothered to read thisis he being racist? based
I had a disappointing experience at the entrance. I was denied entry despite having visited before without issues, while others in our group were allowed in. The explanation given to me was unclear and inconsistent, which made the situation feel unfair and uncomfortable.I hope the venue improves how entry decisions are communicated and applies policies more consistently and respectfully to all guests.
>>223370452In Germany they do it tho.
>>223370452yeah you noticed that did you?
demmies on the /tv/ 'log>>>/tv/222046241
>>223370437Prefer Orang-utans me but orang-malayau are a close second
Literally got picked out to not enter, out of everyone!?? Mind you I had 2 drinks…Ridiculous! I was going through the queue, had a ticket. Was perfectly sober, not acting erratic in any manor! But the guys in front talking about doing ***** before they enter and they don’t get checked ?? Ridiculous how I got picked out for no reason. I just wanted to have a good night by myself….….
>>223370473Why would you go to Berghain?
>>223370488are they truely friends in real life or is it just for the camera. what do they talk about. their boyfriends are never involved
>>223369394Isn't announcing a report also report-worthy? I sure hope somebody reports you for that one!
>>223370498>by myselfThere’s the problem
>>223370506vaguely recall seeing a webm posted that showed them all going out to a club together on what looked like a somewhat normal night out
>>223370488Obviously we are not watching a movie, we are watching Trailer Park Boys
one pan pasta bake on the cards
>>223369753fucking hate shit like thisvibrant sugary 'quirky' drinks in bright packaging, zoomers are obsessed with sugar no wonder why 8/10 of them are fat zoomers are adult children cant stand being lumped in with them
GAY PORNVERY NICE
>>223370341one sex with a paraguay girl for every englishman
>>223370464yes>>223370490why not orang-belanda?
Presales ≠ guaranteed access to the club. Please be reminded that access to the club is subject to our physio’s appreciation, regardless of whether you have a pre-sale or not. If the access is denied, your presale will be refunded at the door. The pre-sales will only be valid until 1am. After this time, your tickets will remain valid but you will have to go through the general admission queue and might have to wait if the club is full and if we are in turnover mode. Only a small proportion of tickets are sold as pre-sales. Most tickets are available at the door from the opening.
its brutal when bouncers in normal venues dont let older looking guys in and dont let men who are on their own in
>>223370423Not really that madThat's normal for South America
>>223370541alex ferguson nosedavid dickinson haircutpepperami penisnice
>>223370546there's loads of places in london where you need a bbc to get in even if you're alone, i don't mean gay places either
>>223370529wonder if they shag randoms from the club
>>223370543what was your fit?
A concert hall or progressive nightclub, so much so that a young hipster approaches you while you're queuing to explain the "concept" as if, at 40, it were my first time out... They ask if you've been before and when, as if that mattered. A somewhat heated exchange with this young bohemian resulted in me being refused entry. As for European techno groups, there are plenty of places in the Île-de-France region that will welcome you; let's make a habit of boycotting these filthy establishments with their laughable intellectual flexibility. To the venue staff, the doorman and the bouncers, the only thing you're missing in your lives is a red nose.
>>223370543these escorts are getting ridiculous
>>223370563Bizarre post
full after eating dinner
>>223370546not really though is itthey want a bunch of fit young tarts in there not a bunch of lecherous crusty unc perverts
among that trio of peppers we all see, the red the green and the yellow, which is the most cheeky?
>>223370563state of you
>>223370561not really, dictatorships were normal but few dictators had that much staying power and even fewer dictatorships had a strong party that still maintains powerperonists in argentina are really the most comparable, but they haven't consistently held power and peron himself got ousted twice
im a furtive pygmy, so easily forgotten
>>223370543All this just to attend Bonnie Blue's baby shower
I went to Essaim Club with two friends and we were refused entry. The only explanation we received was that we were “too extroverted,” which made no sense to us. When we politely asked for a clearer reason, the door girl refused to provide any further explanation. We left feeling confused, humiliated, and unfairly treated. Given the circumstances, we couldn’t help but feel that we may have been judged because we are gay. Whether that was the case or not, the lack of transparency and professionalism made for a very disappointing experience. I would not recommend this place.
>>223370581unc got humiliated infront of a young audience and walked away with steam coming out of his ears
>>223370591I'd rather go somewhere classy than a place that discriminates. The kind of female in a 'club' like that isn't worth spending time with anyway.
>>223370599I had the green pepper earlier with some onions and beef. Next will most likely be red and then finally orange.
>>223370585>>223370601Keep pretending
>>223370611>the door girlfaggots so cucked they can put girls on doors now LMAO
Like many others, I was turned away at the door by the incredibly rude bouncer. After ten years of clubbing, this is the first time this has happened to me. I thought I was going to have a blast with 7 hours of Kink Live, but in the end, I had to go to another club... Brice Coudert's new venture has really lost its luster with this new policy.
>>223370628That's what you're doing albeit
>>223370581WHICH CLUB? I've never had that and I dress in black always. Jeans and T shirt
>>223370439
has cami got her knob out yet
>>223370562how about the teeth?
>>223370631What's your point rorke?
>>223370591yeah but who is gonna shag the women
The view, as it were.
>>223370636>I thought I was going to have a blast with 7 hours of Kink LiveOMG, now I feel bad...He is literally the best. A Bulgarian prideWhich club?
>>223370639you're replying to a lad who is mass spamming negative reviews of clubs taken from google mateit's not his own lived experience
>>223370661Why are irish people love children
Discriminatory doorman.My partner and I arrived at 10 pm and were therefore first in line to see Colin Benders. We were calm and sober, and our initial contact with a security guard went very well; there was a good atmosphere and lots of laughs. Then the doorman arrived:- Good evening, how many of you are there?- Good evening, there are two of us.- It won't be possible for you tonight.This all came after a speech against discrimination from one of the venue's managers, while she looked us up and down.We had driven from Angers and booked an Airbnb for the event. The club had a great lineup, but the choice of doorman was very poor and completely contradicts the values expressed in the pre-entry speech. I think that speech was only there to try and conform to the codes of a movement they don't understand.
>>223370661>teacakeinconceivably based
>>223370673he got me
>>223370679That's a red flag
>>223369240smoked weed for the first time in years and had a panic attack after spotting a mole on my testicle that looks suspiciously like melanoma
Hi! Mind the face control, it's strict. Be prepared to answer questions about the DJs and the club.We are into the culture, we were appropriate for the party and sober, there were only two of us and still no, because we made this silly mistake. It was a reshape party.
I'm a cringe man
scottish league cup on today
Do those people writing reviews seriously believe that anybody is going to read that shit or gives a fuck at all
>>223370691that's not very tasteful
Hello!
>>223370723basically just an outlet for their impotent seething at being knocked back
I arrived at the entrance, very calm, alone because I was meeting up with friends. The bouncer gave his speech, great. And then, "Not tonight," very cold. I was stunned; I've never seen anything like it. No interaction beforehand, very haughty, but letting his friends in was no problem at all. I'm all for having bouncers, but they should show some interest in the person, their reasons for coming here to party... Very disappointed by this strict vibe of who decides whether or not to party... Welcome to Paris...
>>223370697why does this always happen to you. take a step back and revaluate your life choices
i have a sunburn on the back of my neck and it hurts :(
a bit drunk at 2pm and have to see dad and his partner around 7pmneed to to soberuptoil
>>223370728hi :3
According to Pierre Palmade, it's easier to get arrested for driving than to get into this club.The welcome is about as pleasant as a hemorrhoid. Courtesy is clearly not distributed equally.Don't waste an hour waiting for nothing, go have fun somewhere else!
>>223370656she empowered them
railing lines of dip dab dust of my dad's knob cock
>>223370753That's a man, isn't it?
> first in line to see Colin Benders
>his partneroh, dear...
>>223370746>dad and his partner
2016 wouldve loved this x
>>223370707wouldn't have been an issue for me as I've never had sex and never willcould be diagnosed with terminal cancer today and my only response would be right mate cheers
>>223370691didn't need to see that
new masturbation technique: violently punching myself in the bollocks over and over again to make them burst
That's why club culture is dying, stupid bouncers and managers wanting to make promo video of the club with only the best looking people. Fuck these slimeballs.
fact and trueing my own posts
Where is Lenin?
>>223370800passed away
>>223370743Perhaps I'm naive idk, thought someone went clubbing cause yesterday some lad was posting if he should go to a festival
not really up to much
Try not to kill me
30s too old to ride an underbone motorcycle?
*offers you lechon rice and a beer*
>>223370800still on display in the Red Square
scared to load my HOI4 campaign because I feel like it's on the brink of collapse
>>223370818this doesn't take the curvature into account
>>223370833don't be scared
>>223370800in the nightmares of the parasite class
>>223370828They should do something about that
>>223370793clubs don't want a reputation as being full of weird ugly shy lads. They want to be full of promiscuous young birds and flash older lads who can afford table service and a few bottles of watered down Grey Goose to impress themugly virgin lads need to know their place and that the club scene isn't for them.
fucking despise that captcha with the square and two parallel lines because they pretend a rectangle and square are interchangeable or spacing now doesnt matter despite every other captcha shape being niggardly litigious
Now I've got to climb down this bloody mountain, fucking hell lads, started raining.
>>223370833honestly howits impossible to lose in that game
gymtoil in an hour. dont want to
>ugly virgin ladslol this isme
Death to the bourgeoisie, and so on and so on
>>223370818this is measuring from the vulva when really they should be measuring from about an inch into the vagina
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reportedly_LGBTQ_state_leaders_throughout_history
>>223370870dont then
happy london trans pride btw
>>223370885>reportedly
tonight, rorke stepped into the crowd
>>223370855fuck those clubs, doesn't seem like those were ugly virgin guys and even if they were who gives a shit, hope they go under and close
>>223370885>no Nicola Sturgeoncmon now
>>223370886have to
https://youtu.be/yI2oS2hoL0k
>>223370906nope
Need to go up to the off license but can’t be arsed getting another lecture off me ma about drinking when I come back in the door with a sack of cans
>fucking despise that captcha with the square and two parallel lines because they pretend a rectangle and square are interchangeable or spacing now doesnt matter despite every other captcha shape being niggardly litigious
>>223370818I am just a shade over 6 inches when at full mast, is the really considered unbelievably big?
>>223370924yes
>>223370932how does that shit even work why can't a robot nigga press that button without using actual hands
asian children
>>223370885>Canaan Banana (1936–2003) – First President of Zimbabwe (1980–1987just works on so many levels this
Someone call Sting
>>223370962Um
All that education
>>223370962bless them lot and their phone and playstation making abilities
>>223370962Youth in asia
>>223370957What?
chat is this real
actually you can't really tell im receding until I pull my hair back so maybe I'm okay for a bit
Things aren't as they appear!
What did one clown say to the other
Shut down all pubs
https://youtu.be/NUnXxh5U25Y
tfw when you listen to music and it sounds like they're saying SOGEKING SOGEKING SOGEKINGand u're like WTF
Are you a rasclart or a bombaclart?
Boo!
>>223371128>>223371128>>223371128
>>223371121Ian
>>223371121More of a pussyclart man myself
>>223371109mad how much money they made from this track being on every 3rd youtube short
