'roo edition>>223361713
>>223373123another crisis actor
never piss againOrNever shit againYou must choose
>>223373013added the tomatoe paste
finishing up my google gemini certification and after that anthropic certification, the company is really paying well and pushing forward for fast forward engineers
back from showerstein
Didn’t want to work out today but I’m in the gym anyways and feel amazing working out. Never skip a scheduled day bros. I am not looking forward to the half kg of cheese I have to eat for my post workout though.
>>223373455are you /fit/?
>>223373486Im strongfat and still have 20 lbs to lose but im looking better and better over time
>>223373486>>223373527Right side up
>>223373564keep it up homie
fucking CrowdStrike, shut me off and fired me on the same day. On a Mac. I thought it was just sci fi.
>>223373564tips on increasing the size of my calves?
>>223373633Will do brother >>223373696Calf raises I guess if you have that machine in your gym. If not maybe use a barbell like you’re squatting but just calf raise. Idk I shouldn’t be giving advice I’m no expert
i saw some "comedy" skit of this guy trying to make fun of the cubans who vote republicansooo cocky and arrogantand he seemed to be all together ignorant of the history of fdr and jfk with cubafucking shitlibs dont ever bother to do their homework huh
Cocktails of cumShaved iceSugarCalamansi(Filipino limes) or regular Spanish limesTanduay rumShaved ginger
>>223373820now that you mentioned Cuba, I have some churchills I need to light up while I study
fuck im going for a walkwalking around here kinda sucks honestlyi wanna go up to the mountains
buying pickle flavoured vodka was a mistake
Lebron is NOT my GOAT
>>223373982No shit. He's a man.
I might watch Obsession again, it was pretty good
>>223373982rodman cooked that foolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaKfHGPH-4Y
fug
best 'group' in the psych ward was pet therapy, on one day a week, where they brought in some dogs for us to pet. a very well-attended group.
The post workout dinner as it were
Xiaomi just release its A.I, pretty dope like Claude but free
>>223374171it was hard as hell today
As time goes on the more I like China
>>223374356
>>223374166I'm obsessed with her
>>223373980Good lord what would you even mix it with? Meme drinks can be fun but pickle and vodka?
>>223372825nibba how you not paranoid of destroying your keyboard wiv dat huge almost full glass of piss?>>223365217phwoar excellentnpost and kittingtonshire disslight 9/10
This is so me loool!
vanilla flavored vodka mixed with orange juice... like a creamicicle
>>223374488She's bisexual
>>223374568she has a bf
>>223374578My point remains
Far Cry 4 is a fucking masterpiece.
Hi
>>2233746164>3=5
who the fuck is trading ETFs on the weekend? shit, gotta connect
wassup dudes
>>223374616Glorified expansion of far cry 3
>>223374623hola senorita
>>223374568So am I. You wanna kiss?
I said now, Satan, he'll molest youHe'll sodomize you every single dayIf you ever disobey the BibleHe'll tie you down and really make you payYou will go to hell if you're a drunkardOr if you smoke that marijuana leafIf you fornicate with Jewish womenOr if you hold a communist belief
I like far cry 5 the most
>>223374636Why did you get thrown into a psych ward
>>223374646It's bigger than 3 you fucking retard.
>>223374616Is that the one where you're in methland?
>>223374672>If you ever disobey the Bible>He'll tie you down and really make you payWhy would he do that?
>>223374680Doesn't matter it still feels way too similar to 3
>>223374632ah some fund accountant is setting up the fund for monday, I thought it was a hacker
good ambient musichttps://youtu.be/T1dV08Wervc
Tired of ubislop running around collecting items
>>223374776Why did you get thrown into a mental asylum
>>223374791you're confused
What would you buy if you suddenly made 10k?
Haven’t played a Ubisoft game since Assassin’s Creed in 2007, I thought it was mid so I never bought the other ones
>>223374817So there's just another cat posting faggot in this thread?
>>223374836A car
>>223374842I hated that Revolutionary War one. Just terrible
>>223374836ETFs on iShares for datacenters
>>223374836Throw it into my TFSA buy some etfs/stocks
I am the Ozzy Osbourne of /cum/
>>223374842You missed out, the second game was much better
>>223374842In 2007 asscreed impressed me with the crowds of NPCs walking around the city it felt truly next gen
good noise rockFemme Fatale is the noisier and harder side project of the band Death From Above 1979https://youtu.be/3or1eA9f5ks
>>223374166the ending was my favourite partwon’t spoil it here, but you know5 twists in the span of like 80 seconds
>>223374882what era Ozzy?
>>223374489caesarsit’s actually really high quality and not that bad to sip, but a whole bottle is too much
>>223374836steam frame pre-order
>>223374836a bunch of doordash orders
>>223374933I heard its a remake
>>223374836Six thousand chicken fajitas
Boomers are so boring.Have you ever heard a conversation between some old boomers? All they ever talk about is>how much stuff costs>taxes>home maintenance>politics>some fag shit they saw in fox news or whateverThat's literally all they talk about.
>>223375055What do you like to talk about?
>>223374836i'd buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
The breakfast
https://youtu.be/UfyPNXILBLII haven't listened to much, but from what I've heard so far I like Dio's singing more than Ozzy's
>>223375055I would add this classic one>"it seems like it was yesterday"
>>223375076MusicDrugsMoviesArtWeird shitHedonism PornFitness Shit I hate
>>223375055forgot the weather
>>223375055they thrive on small talk, they're the ultimate normies. they never get tired of repeating the same lines and telling the same old stories.
>>223375152Gay
>>223375228Hbu
I want to see The Odyssey but I don't know how I feel about sitting in a crowded movie theater for 3 hours
>>223375258Gay sexMagicPheromones Prolapsed anuses
"Yeah I'm like going to make essay about the war in ukraine like its going to be all woke dude yeah"-guilbert h.
Fighting for love on the catwalk, and I'mI'm her latest outfit, yeah, I'mShe said, "Please, kill me with your words"I said, "Please, show me some remorse"
>>223375289Better than sitting on this evil immoral website for 3 hours
>>223373833CUM is also found here in the Philippines.There's a place called Lac Luçon in French Canada...And the Philippine island of Luzon is the same as the French Diocese of Luçon and French-Canadian island of Lac Luçon in spelling French. Quaint considering how the originally French Bourbon dynasty which ruled France came to rule Spanish-Philippines...And in the Philippine Island of Luzon (Luçon)...There is a =>Clark (City from the American era), at Pampanga...=>Urdaneta City at Pampanga (Established in French Bourbon rule over Spanish Philippines, coinciding with French Bourbon rule over Canada)=> And Mexico (Yes named after Mexico) at PampangaAll in Luçon island whose other island of the same name can only be found in French Canada in Lac Luçon.We are the Asian version of CUM.
Momberg deliberately let me sleep in so she didn't have to go out to the store with me
My grandparents told me they are going to disown me if I quit doing opiates....
>>223375328I luh dis clark
Dad's talking to himself
>>2233746166 is my favorite
>>223375360About libtards?
>>223375328>Pampangahttps://youtu.be/aTSzLmP5Cuk
im bored and shleepy
>>223375344Good post
>>223375428thanks, man
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>>223375494go away brian
Women are so totally evil they can be nice to you in the way that a snake or bear considers you briefly beneath its notice but that's kind of it
>>223375494Stay here Brian we missed you
pretending the amsr ladies are my gfs
>>223375494I look like this btw
>>223375534I learnt this from the practice gf, oh boy did I take out my anger with the second one, not once did she go off the line with me. Its a bonk or get bonked world. I wrote about this in my book.
feel personally responsible for my brother's wedding because i prayed for him. if they divorce, would that be my fault as well?
>>223375534Stop meeting totally evil women and you will find they can be nice to you in a way that doesn't make you think of snakes and bears
>>223375773all women are evil and spawns of satan
>>223375378Thanks Anon I saw you post the exact same music over in the /ASEAN/ thread the other day. I'm glad somebody appreciates our music.What I find poetic is the the /CUM/ area of the Philippines during the Vietnam War era where that video you posted, is dated from; wherein most of the American soldiers sent to Saigon were stationed from Clark Base/City, Philippines, and Mexicans BOTH in the American Army and the Mexicans that blended in the Philippines in Spanish era Mexico, Pampanga, Philippines, -district. As well as the French aristocracy of Bourbon Spain in Urdaneta City and the French people in French Canada, allied to America; all fighting for South Vietnam, during the Vietnam war...Was a repeat of the original French Conquest of Saigon which used Spanish, Mexicans, and Filipinos; in Philippines, including some French blooded Spaniards from the aristocracy as well as Frenchmen from the French mainland and French-Canada, as both Spain and France were ruled by one Bourbon family, who had immigrated from the larger /CUM/ of Canada-USA-Mexico to the smaller /CUM/ of Clark-Urdaneta-Mexico of Luçon (Luzon), Philippines.~https://www.nigelgooding.co.uk/Spanish/Cochinchina/cochinchina.htm~France and the Philippines : from the beginning to the end of the Spanish regime / Denis Nardin ; translated from the French by Maria Theresa J. Cruz.Had Invaded Vietnam then in the 1800s, only to repeat it in the 1970s.CUM to CUM. You CUMed once and then CUMed again lol.
>>223375809
>>223375790Anecdotally speaking
Good techno track. When I used to get high on weed (I don't do that anymore but I used to) I played this track and it was so good it felt unreal.https://youtu.be/zuwjENIHSks
>>223375055This is also applicable to the turbo vaxxed 30+ year olds
bitch let me eat your pussy or i'll kill you
Mornin' niggas please take a look at my thread it's great you'll love it >>223375754
Who you think you playin with?
>>223375917I'm playing with you
>>223375823LOOOLCYA guys I need to sleep.
Yui eating a cheeseburger
>>223375878i live on the edge of the plains, i wish i lived in them. stuck in the suburbs
>>223375866Would rather hear "eat my pussy or I'll kill you" From a woman who is both attractive and hygienic of course I love femdom and lezdom
>>223375943you stole my pic
>>223375878>How the fuck did Americans conquer the plains? Red Indians had good cavalry and firearms but they somehow got pushed out. How?it was a skill issue.
You only live twice one life for your self and one for your dreams
>>223375967I saw it on/a/
>>223376000you did not!
>>223375997Did she gain 15 pounds
>>223376014Yea I did
>>223376022she's wearing a push up bra
>>223376022Probably.
>>223375878*coofs*
>>223375997PHWOOOAARNEED to impregnate qualley
I joined bjj before and there were no hot girls, only sweaty men
>>223376193I imagine girls would get tired of said sweaty men rubbing their boners all over them
>>223376193Big Jerking John?
>>223376193there was a BJJ gym on prime real estate in my town for like 8 months but they couldn't hack it. it's some kind of kid's toy store now.
Umarucchi eating a pizza
I command you to cum right now
>>223376363Already did about an hour ago
I like this song and the way the drums slowly enter the soundscape and it is very mellow and chill and it feels like a dreamhttps://youtu.be/Lsl28RkPso8
>>223376375Stop arguing and cum right now
I've been samefagging for 14 years now and have never ONCE been called out for it
gonna survive the day with instant coffee, redskin peanuts, a bowl of ramen, and a can of refried beans
>>223376493Based diogenes monk pilled
Going to survive a 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep using 2 energy drinks
>>223376193go to a speed dating event you want a laugh>not enough women signed up, so some of the men have to sit out>not enough men signed up, but all the women just flock to a single guy anyways>guys getting zero attention so they walk out, only to get stopped for an obligatory "you're not getting refunds" speech>if there is any opportunity to buy drinks, you WILL be used as a free drink dispenserwhoever invented this humiliation ritual i wanna shake his hand for getting it down to a science
every single canadian in this thread is me. every last one. it's ALLLLL ME
>>223376641How can you be me when I'm me?
>>223376654I'm you.
>>223376725How Hegellian
I'm going to the permanent underclass
If you work hard enough one day you could become manager at a sugar refinery
If you work hard enough one day you could become a beta provider for a woman ready to settle down
I wish i could pull off the cowboy aesthetic but sadly I am a pale office worker twink
work as hard as you please, you'll never become THIS
>>223376922Looks retarded
>>223376919The cowboy in Mulholland Drive was pale.
Shitty built boring looking condos for like 400k what is this hell Im living in
I am a man of constant sorrow
americans be like>i suffer in america>cause huuuuuh i do ok!???
>>223375845>it was so good it felt unreal.This is the one thing about weed i miss. I have gone back and listened to some songs i thought were amazing when i was high. They underwhelmed. :/
>>223377033all these women are guaranteed to be massive whores
>>223377072>they are x>i have no proof>there's no proof anywhere of this
>>223377033women who look like this would cry if I was assigned a seat next to them
I'm a massive whore
>>223377099you just know
>>223377115it doesnt matter
>>223377033prototypical dubai """tourist"""
The Mexican who worships white women, he was here many years ago, seems he is back
>life as a gringo is terrible! what makes the gringo so ungrateful?
I feel bad for the browns who dont realize how awful white women are irl
Finna play some black ops 2
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tSGISekSRVA&list=RDtSGISekSRVA&start_radio=1&pp=ygUabWFyeSB0cmF2ZXJzIHNvbmcgb2YgcGVhY2WgBwE%3DRemember Finlan on your prayers.
>>223377165>>223377205>no no no you can't love god's greatest creation, white women, it's bad!
>>223377248I wish they would trample me to death
>>223377053Smoking weed just loses its factor the more times you do it. A mid-twenties guy tries to hit it like he used to and all he gets is a buzz and a mental reminder that rent is in 6 days.
>>223377291Mid 20s is the quitting point. I just can't get high like I did at 19.
>>223377283tall white women are my reason for living
>>223377368Try some crack
woke up again
>>223376922i had that pic or a very very similar one saved on an old phone aaaaaggeeeees ago lol
I like Mediterranean white women also middle-eastern women
>tall>womanboner killer
>>223377291This guy I knew would smoke weed and become paranoid and guilty because of stuff he forgot to do over the week
>>223377434>The gringo FEARS this
I always lose thumb wrestles because my thumb is long and slender which makes it easy to hook and then pin down. Anyone else?
Window repair guy wouldn't fuck off even after I told him I wasn't interested. Instead, I gave him a bunch of information, then right at the end, told him "never mind" and shut the door in his face.
>>223377434low t
>>223377414haha thats crazy
Suh dude
>>223377518Are you being facetious
tempting, but I want 2 bathrooms
niggas be livin in shawano
>>223377613i literally have enough in my savings account to pay for that whole thing right now
>>223377613131k would get you a niggertown shack in my city
I used make money in school showing niggas a peek off porno magazines. A quick look costed you 50 cents.
Ooooo he said the n word
>>223377503Having an Asian gf would be scary because what if she's like Kayako from The Grudge
>>223377706>Used make >Niggas >Costed Sheeeeeit
>>223377728tranny jannies are probably gonna 3 day me
>>223377748I watched all of Lucky Star and literally the only thing I remember is the intro
British people, when they think you're being a hypocrite, they say you're "rich">that's a bit rich coming from you mate
One big crewFull of bad bitcheshttps://youtu.be/uHzcZxlFV3A?is=l8hO4KhNfbyZupud
I watched all of RIN in one night without fapping.
m'dih li
holy fcuk in need to poo *poops*
>>223377965glad that situation worked out
>Moist nuts = scratchen>Itchy asshole = poken>Rude customers food = served>Break = taken
>>223377919I like her >>223377965Change yo draws
>>223377781I always skipped the intro. I hate it, and the characters look like sausages or slim jims in the cheerleader outfit
>>223378055I wasn't a big fan of the art style but I appreciate that there was way more variety back then. Anime now just picks from like 3 styles.
>>223377781Lucky Star successfully captures the feeling of having a gas leak in your house
Y'all remember that one victorious episode where they go to the beach and the chicks are all naked? That dan schinder guy was a freak. I remember jacking off to that episode in front of the tv when I was in like 6th grade lol
>>223378160you have to be at least 18 to post here
When I jack off and leave a gigantic ball of paper I call that shit a meemch
>>223378216
Tempted to spend 2k and fly to brazil just to fuck women.
>>223378309brazilian women don't fuck jeets
>>223378216when i jerk off i cum into a folded piece of toilet paper which i them roll it up and pinch the sides, i call it a cum blunt
"""women"""
Its very hot today and yesterday and tomorrow
I don't get it
>>223377499he's gonna come back later tonight and throw rotten eggs at your windows
literally me
>>223378591me on the right
>>223378543It's not really hot here it's just warm. I want hot days for my walks
im tired of pretending i wouldnt humilliate mysefl for a white woman
>>223378711but i just said that's literally me, retard
>>223378591me if it isn' a white woman.
>>223378754>flagyou never had to pretend. it was already assumed you would.
>>223378754that's a child
>>223378860i know
>>223378864boobs and wide hips....
for me? homely women
I feel like jogging
this is waht is like being a mexican man
dismal
>…
ey tone
mexican men are meant to be raped by european women
bleak
grim
catberg watching me eat
hopeless
watching catberg eat
>>223373123Legitimately fucking hate Florida Its just as expensive as the northeast but no none of the good things plus rich Jews suck
futile
creampies
Can other animals be retarded or is that a human thing
Feeding you your cat like in Obsession
>>223379557You got bitches in bikinis there i hear
Alternate Star Wars where Chancellor Palpatine is actually just a normal guy and not secretly Darth SidiousWhat would happen?
just farted
caught my opp lacking and jizzed on him
>>223379758Soy Wars is cringe IP
When I was a kid I thought it was Darth Cityeous like a city because he lives on Coruscant, the city planet.
my father hates me
*offers you a snickers*
>>223379758basically nothing. Sith were gone for like thousand years or whatever already so it would just be business as usual.
>>223379969no thank you I'm slimming down for winter
I'm feeling the squeeze right now
>>223379972Gay that you actually have an opinion on that
pedestrians are so runoverable
took a rip so fat I got dizzy
guess who is eating Chinese?
>>223380100china joe
>>223375289I don't mind going to live theatre but then again those are more sovlful and they serve alcohol usually
>>223380129yes, the Chinese. I'm eating beans
One time I joked that if I saw someone using /cum/ irl, I'd just start beating the shit out of them because they're probably racist and sexist, and spinster enthusiastically agreed with me.
>>223380137Are you the pianist poster?
spinster fucked the french arab and blew jason in the stairwell
Felt like adding some whiskey or vodka to coffee and drinking it during the church service but decided against it. Got some black coffee and a bottle of water.
>>223380249jason legally can't leave his house
>>223380249That dog thing she likes is at build a bear
>>223380232Yeah one of them at least.
>>223379972No there's still a Darth Sidious but he's not the same person as Palpatine
>>223380307Im Darth Nihilus
Going to the hill tonight. I will probably fight UFOs, Cartels, Skinwalkers and the Devil. Who's coming with me?
I let my doggies lick some yogurt off the spoon. My doggies are so cute and funny.
Corn meal.
my whole life sucks
52 bumbaclaat pussywagon chicken nugget
Remember that nigga that killed Gabby Petito got eaten by an alligator or some shit
>>223380085cagies are so keyable
you seen that video where the horse is wearing pants
>>223380100I hate illegals, deportations need to be faster
>>223380457but we are all human beans
>…>HELLO?>IS ANYONE THERE?>PLEASE… HELP ME!
my grandfather is named nunzio
did you know you can get really drunk really fast if you are fasting?
>>223380497how does this picture make you feel?
>>223380538yeah but then i get a headache
think my computer's died guess I'll get a steam machine o algo
>>223380562steam machine is not even out, is it?
bump
>>223380623bumping this
Spinster got that tight wet pussy that squelches when you fuck 'er
you're not gonna believe what baba booey just did
>>223380843>>223380843New
