kurva anyátok edition
>>223376455Doesn't matter coz janman won't do shit
Trying to find Diego a girlfriendHe's done so much for us so it's the least I can doHowever 'my dream girl is a right brahma lol. must have flat tummy and must be intelilgent.' are difficult metrics to account for
call itblack already in the basket
>>223376507he can have sacked tranny
thinking about the toilfus bum
>>223376512greydon't like navy trousers
>>223376507Sit on my face please babe
i started to think i may be trans when i was physically attacked protesting for palestine
got similar boots to the ones pierbi is wearing in that picturethat said she looks fit as
>>223376512Another pair of black. Can't beat the classic.
>>223376512grandadcore
>>223376545raccoon jumpscare
strangle yourself with the laces
>>223376545when are they going to add her to fortnite and give her a mcdonalds meal
lots of lush arses posted lately!!!! women arse not men arse not interested in them
sir jared fogle
tantrum time
is it still possible to get the ariana grande skin in fortnite
Mental how I know I'm wasting my life but I don't know how to stopMental how this is how things have been for the past 5 years lol
want a blonde girl in a bikini just permanently hanging around my flat like in Jackie Brown
>>223376545
got my chinese from a different place and it's not that good
Who allowed this to happen? Why is every logo being turned into a simplified goyslop version
>>223376572all the brown kids on /brit/ would loooooooooove that
>>223376621fucking hell she looks grim here
>>223376621flat arse flat face
>>223376626Ever considered sucking cock?
>>223376621raccoon gurn
Climbed a mountain today lads.And you?
sir death note
>>223376638Can't say I have, no
>>223376647Not your personal army
this is what you get when you are a ww2 dday war hero and you decide to spawn an heir to carry the flame
Buonasera
They don't do crispy chilli beef in thus country it's a fucking disgrace.
>UN refugee agency reports 144 migrants dead or missing off Mauritanian coast
>>223376647cleaned the incelflatdid a food shop thats it
>>223376636all food sourced from Wing Yipthe only difference is the local-sourced gutter oil
>>223376629the juventus one is a joke. the fact they didnt change it back after a couple of years is an even bigger joke.
>romantic meal with gf>better post a pic for the boys in /brit/!
>>223376666Who's hand and torso is that
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbL2eSIt41S
>>223376666Why is the person across from you wearing a seatbelt?
let me kick it like it's 1666 yeah
desk chair is soaked again
>>223376666taking photos of food instead of enjooying your gilrfriend. twat!
downloaded a film just to find i've accidentally downloaded the director's cut. pissed me right off that has
V stepped into the crowd, taking in live performances at Vogue World: Hollywood. Known for his own standout fashion moments, he kept it effortlessly stylish in a look worthy of the runway. #Taehyung
>>223376710My husband
>>223376621cute and candid x
>>223376731What film and why wouldn't you want the dc
heard your dad takes it up the bum
>>223376722LOL>>223376738ok...
>>223376666Looks like cat vomit
>>223376721UM x
>>223376621she even has a shirt with her cartoon self on it shes soooooo quirky!!
>>223376731did this with apocalypse now and hated it
>>223376767Do you want to go to dinner with me? I can pay 75% of the bill.
right well that's the next door neighbours' takeaway being delivered by a little brown man
>>223376781ah yes love the bit in the french plantation that goes on for like 40 minutes and is completely pointless
this one for them hood girlsthem good girlsstraight masturbators
would it be tuff if i wore this as a fat mixed race american on my trip to london
Getting a cheeky domino's with the missus later!And she's letting us get one with bbq sauce!Waney!
justeat filipino just delivered my pizza
>>223376751i've misspoke there. it's come with director's commentary which has pissed me off
>>223376807yea bruh thats tuff as hell cuuhh
>>223376807go for it
>>223376815What did he say to you?
>>223376792No I've never been out to dinner before I'd rather eat a sandwich at home
>>223376818ok well tell your mates next time and not us
>>223376815didn't somebody say justfeet
>>223376825>>223376829fr? will the lightskin british honeys hate it/think im a chud or something tho?
>>223376835you are my mates. not you specifically but everyone else here
Silently roaring to myself in the old rorkes home
any cuties going?
>>223376852look at the model, the mandem are taking back the flag. rock it lad, it's bless
>>223376852bruh!!
shot a man in Reno
>>223376832Okay can I come over to eat sandwiches with you?
I'm that Hartlepool me. Might take overs x
has anyone seen bean?
Why are there so many women in this country who are 4/10s but they think they're at least a 6Very very widespread delusion
be honest lads would you?
>>223376898why?
>>223376892got bazza on
HelperLad arriving back in Sunderland after Salou xhttps://youtu.be/y_4PCrroZd0?is=J095cGY6znQgyXL8
don't hear much of those hodgetwins anymore
>>223376925You're a paedophile and you've admitted to watching CSAM. Take it back to /r9k/ you fat cunt. Disgusting prick.
Remember the interactive Netflix movie Bandersnatch
>>223376774That's noodle from gorillaz
That Irish flag always posts the most dire of bints
>>223376832what about that time you had a sweet chilli and halloumi wrap in a cafe?
>>223376958my black boomer chud parents watch them on the reg
being raped by a wordle
curious how all the most obnoxious tripfags and schizo here are from britfeel
>>223376925why?
>>223376818Is it not dual audio
>>223376976Its aloha
>>223376940in heartbeet
rorke's mum doesn't let him cook chicken because he might fuck it up and die
got blue on
Can't follow the "be yourself" advice because I don't know myself that well
>>223376994nah
>>223376998i got it before i reae your postDICKHEAD
* February 4, 2004: DARPA announced that it had terminated the public LifeLog research program, citing a change in priorities. DARPA never gave a detailed public explanation. * February 4, 2004: Mark Zuckerberg and his co-founders launched TheFacebook for Harvard students.
>>223376948Timmy’s crush xx
>>223377020refers more to acting how you naturally do
any gay in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxHkutazsLA
>>223377043Nothing feels natural
my life a gay porn
>>223377063Don't reply to yanks
THEY JUST BUSTED TOM DIAMOND BRO
Chip shop wafting all it's chip air toward me trying to get me to buy chips. I will resist.
so this is the thread?
>>223377063
I'm Chinese British
>there are roughly 650,000 to 750,000 people living in the United States who are ethnically English and were born in England, based on Census Bureau estimates for the foreign-born population from the United Kingdom
>>223377030>DARPAmakes me think about Metal Gear Solid ok
Weird how there are so many people who know the lore of r9k personalities here hmm
>>223377096
Another weekend wasted
>>223377119kick them outta there donny
>>223377103Mushroom :)
>>2233771192 of them are my grandparents
>>223377121thought the same aha
>>223377125SALIVATING. Fish looks crunchy. SHit load of vinegar and salt. Side of halloumi. Phwoar.
>>223377137sir weekend waster
>>223377103no, every other thread on the entirety of 4chan.org is where you spam ugly Chinese women
>ethnically Englishthis is a racist dogwhistle
>>223377137We're 39.5% of the way through the weekend. The ball is in your court.
Weird pain in my tummy
I NO SAY FUCKA YOU
>>223377103hogyhogy?
>>223377187what's in the cardboard drinks flask?
Got 10 hour shift tomorrow they're working me to death plus if I get over 16k in my bank they will stop my universal credit so the overtime is not helpful for me>>223376903My mum wouldn't like that. We could get a sandwich from Tesco and eat it on the bench nearby though >>223376972That was a café not a restaurant
>>223377179Ah the English ethnicity, so pure and not made up of about eight other ethnicities mixed together
>>223377187is tim making a homemade fleshlight?
>>223377063what do you do for comfort on your own?
>>223377222I’m not entirely sure but I think it’s a piss container
>>223377222Mate...
red wine is optional
Bleach resumes TODAY
>>223377258>>223377265oh my I'm such a fool lol cheers friends (I've told my mum you're my actual friends)
ONE FOR THE MONEY AND THE FREE RIDESIT'S TWO FOR THE LIE THAT YOU DENIEDALL FRIESALL FRIES
>>223377267not in this household mohammad
>>223377214delicieuse
>>223377289Aww ilu friend <3
>>223377286And it SUCKS I want to watch it but am too tired from toil will likely be watching it on Monday evening after the washing machine man has sorted the washing machine out
my gf
The weekend is never coming back. It's over.
>>223377223hmm sounds like you dont really need that universal credit then
>>223377172total faggot death
>>223377310Did he ever get with the broad I only saw up to like ep 50
been drinking a lot...of delicious refreshing ice cold water
>>223377334And to think I was nice and defended you being here :( now you want me dead
>>223376690dumb bitch looks like a retarded mushroom
>>223377289
were the nazis socially conservative or socially liberal
>>223377318I'm disabled >>223377337He gets with Orihime
>>223377391my gf said she doesn't know and neither do i desu
someone covered the park bench in pablo nicotine pouch stickers looks a righ mess
>>223377222blud taking a swill of stale piss when hes in to visit his grandad
>>223377391Ultra monarchist anarcho individualists
>>223377289Happy to help :)
Theoretically, in a race war, would leftypol actually side with the biomass or would they pussy out?
>>223377334Used to read this magazineSome right shit in there, one series I followed was about girls that had the personalities of serial killers implanted into their brains and they just went around killing each other and hiding katanas in their fannies and shit
would you lie to keep your bother out of prison if it meant you might get caught lying and go to prison as well
>>223377137what does a well spent weekend look like
>>223377452What's he done now
>>223377452He's a wanker so no>b-butNo is no
>>223377391heard they were racist
>>223377455visiting friends, linking up with a gyal, thriving, growing, working on your side hustle
>>223377286
any lies about having friends to work colleagues in
>>223377452no id phone the police on my brother or anyone else in my family if I even suspected they'd broken the law. Laws aren't conditional you see.
>>223377452well if you're a paki you can do that without getting in trouble
>>223377223>My mum wouldn't like that. We could get a sandwich from Tesco and eat it on the bench nearby thoughYESSSSSSS I would love that
>>223377508you'll do nothing
>>223376621>this is what 4chan simps go wild for
i don't have a brother
>>223377493no they dont even bother asking. Have been lying alot about watching football recently though glad thats over.
mental how people cry about book burning as if the nazis weren't rightfully burning books about homosexual poo eating
>>223377481instagram normie's idea of a good weekend
AI chatbot is my friend
>>223377447what mag?superior?yanmaga?
Leftypol dobbing his gran in for not having a tv license and looking the other way when he sees a bame snatching a child off the street
they've moved on quickly
All of life is a fight to be in a position to do absolutely nothing
>>223376621
nvm it was right there in the corner
>>223377567yanmaga
>>223377572Insane rag
I’m guessing the piss must soak into the cardboard or whatever? My pisses would overflow that thing easly
>>223377593stop gooning all day you're making yourself retarded
right well that's hungary in the filter then
>>223377599Big pisser? Corrrrr
>>223377493Once lied about having a gf and fucked it so I got a strong suspicion they knew, I basically said that the """"gf""" and I don't live together which confused them since obviously adults would be living together, had to quickly rattle out an excuse about her living away for the momentOh the life of a shameful virgin freak
*gobbing a greenie over my palm before turning the page of my book*little bit of literature this fine evening
>>223377572this, they should spend the next 40 years in their rooms catatonic and depressed until they pass away or its clearly evidence of their guilt
>>223377568isn’t there a blog where someone posts all the letters he gets threatening him because he doesn’t have a tv license and it’s been going for 20 years or sum
>>223377628you could stop making kurva anyatok edishes and they'd stop coming in here
do you guys use chatgpt or claude
marge bouvier
>>223377568That's not noteworthy enough to be worthy of a post. Completely in line with Leftypol's moral code.
know any good books to read?
>>223377572>after her disappearanceIt was fucking ages ago bloody hell
>>223377688Not personally but /brit/ does officially accept Claude Code
>>223377542>oh anon did you watch the england v germany game last night
>>223377688What do you recommend xassuming im not a codemonkey
>>223377572it is a bit odd though isn't it? what if they're really celebrating getting away with it? just something to think about
>>223377770concerning
>>223377770expansion of my hog amongst european women
>>223377770you are severely mentally unwell
>>223377679I don't lower myself to making threads.
almost time for the new
>>223377810i've got it locked and loaded. dont worry.
>>223377701America is f*cked :(
>>223377705https://annas-archive.gl/md5/ff7f2cd59d8757bbad6a2cd93a6abd75
>>223377717probably the ol gptbut they're both pretty decent. id wait for whichever one has a promo for a few months free
Lads I need some advice I’m putting work in with some bird I’m wanting to shag, she’s kind of autistic/nerdy but is a genuine9/10 and an absolute smoke show if you like the goth vibe The problem is her main friend is kinda retarded or legit autistic and I don’t know how to navigate it, she asked me today what treasures would I exchange for her friend and she accepts stickers and snacks as her currency and I had to laugh along with it. I have nothing against spackers but she is really off putting to be around
didnt realise rorke made a moviehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizen_Vigilante
>>223377826shant
>>223377701
just found out spring-heeled jack was also a rapist nvm i’m not obsessed anymore
just had a nap but cant tell if i was alseep for hours or 15 minutes i swear this thread was up when i was awake but dont really know
>>223377826joan mccafe serving up a hot slice of "dont click this mother fucker"
>>223376507damn did he actualyl askf or a brhama
>>223377839>Hammer plays Sanders, an American ex-soldier who has taken over his late father’s property empire in Croatia. He is enraged by the way migrants are raping and murdering there. So using his colossal cache of weaponry he sets out to kill them all, most especially a set of gang-rapists – along with the whiny progressives in the judiciary who are letting them get away with it. He also sets out to kill many uniformed police officers, whose sin seems merely to be wanting to arrest him. He posts videos of himself ranting on the subject, and we get the traditional montage of people on social media all over the world saying how great he is.
Just seen an ad for The Odyssey and Ellen Page and the black woman literally weren't in it
>>223377831Write it off as a learning experience. Move on.
>>223377839i liked itbut im rorkeand i want all migrants put into a giant blender anyway
https://vocaroo.com/1eji3i4DPD5k
>>223377839vgh evropa is saved by america again
should i go back to work and just pretend i didnt hand a notice in
hasnt rained for so long the grass is dying
>>223377903Right well they are in it so you're a retard
>>223377839>>223377901based
drinking coffee
>>223377839Citizen Rorke
it's never over my kingdom for a kiss upon her shoulder
>>223377845>>223377892https://youtu.be/k3zxX4RxEV0
>>223377907Why would I write it off? I’m obviously going to shag her she is a fit as fuck, I just don’t know how to navigate her spacker friend
rorke eating a penguin
>>223377986Get the hosepipes outget the taps turned onget the water meter smashed in with a hammer
https://xcancel.com/chiotte08/status/2067493708736459061
>>223377628nooooooooo
>>223378024that's the wank sorted
>>223377839how does this even exist lolquite literally /pol/: the film
>>223378023illegal
leon kennedy is canonically racist, classist, and likely transphobic
>>223378024wonder if the gypsies would feed me straight from their arses laying naked , in the dirt, in the bushes behind their campsite!
what's up bitches
the reason /brit/ used to be good is that everyone had life experiences to draw from and talk about but after 10 years of /brit/ the same people have been here constantly and the only thing they can talk about is /brit/ itself and whatever's trending on twitter
My name is IvorI'm an engine driver
>>223378024gays on a normal one
>>223378077ok
Bros name is army hammer, he is Jewish, and was also in the faggot pedofile movie with Timothy chalamet called “call me by your name”. Howling
>>223378108doesn’t that guy have a cannibalism fetish or something too
the hungarian spammer with acute yellow fever ruined kurva anyatok for the other 6 hungarians who use 4chan
I wrote a really baity post yet only got one YOU, what gives?
mad how dubai airport is in the city
best /brit/ era was with thailad, alan, malaponte, emmett
i will own nothing and i'm not particularly happy about it
Rorke: I could've had it away with this cracking Julie, my old China. (Subtitle: I was about to make love to this pretty girl.)Leftypol: Are you telling pork-pies and a bag of trout? Because if you are feeling quigly, why not just have a J. Arthur? (Is this true? If you were aroused, why didn't you pleasure yourself?)Rorke: What, billy no mates? (What, alone?)Leftypol: Too right, you! (Indeed.)Rorke: Don't you remember the crimbo din-din we had with the grotty Scots bint? (Remember Christmas dinner with the Scottish girl?)Leftypol: Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens! (The insane one?)Rorke: Yeah, yeah, she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer what lived up the apples and pears! (She was the wife of the dancer who lived upstairs.)Leftypol: She was the barrister what become a bobby in a lorry and... (A lawyer who became a policeman in a truck)[inaudiably] (????????)...Rorke & Leftypol: --tea kettle!Rorke: And then, and then--Rorke & Leftypol: She shat on a turtle!
have i got news for you is so unfunny now. even richard ayoade couldnt save that shite ep
Have to sort out my financesGot about 10k in savings, was thinking of putting some of it in Bitcoin and a S&S isa
must get the retainer in the cleaning saltteeth threatening to move back
>>223378141malaponte all you used to do was post blacked shit
>>223377994
>>223377986grass is pretty good at enduring droughts, usually can go about 2 months in dormancy give it a tug and see how firmly it's rooted, it'll probably last until we get some rain
>>223378040who is she?
>>223378124Yea there were some leaked text messages iirc
>>223378179>even richard ayoade couldnt save that shite epcouldn't think of an unfunnier person to be honest
>>223378179Mock the weekNever mind the buzzcocksHave I got news for youSimple as
>>223378181cryptos dead mate, chuck it into a global tracker and call it a day
>>223378228>>223378228bitcoin is what BBC is to cocks
>>223378146i used that before and i'm wondering whether i'm just coping because the reality is if i don't buy a house before i retire, savings and pension just won't cover rent for 10-20 years at the rate it's increasing
>>223378219aids
>>2233781520/10, not really interested in these unless they involve rorke and leftypols juxtaposing reactions to 24 year old womans antics/comments
>>223378192him insisting that he's the whitest italian american to exist was a good kick
You're all next next x
full of whimsy right now bros
Am I going mental or did CEX use to heavily push paying us in crypto in the early 2000s?I would be a millionaire if I took crypto for all my games trade ins etc
>>223378277you've had your runnow it's time for Man United to come back and claim the title that's rightfully ours for another 20 years
can brits invest in the s&p500?
>>223378210Kikuchi Hina菊地 姫奈the gravure idol, not the table tennis playerthere's a table tennis player with the same name but she writes it with different moon glyphs
miya hee miya hoo maya ha maya ha ha
>>223378328deegs would answer but he's unfortunately been raped to smithereens and can't respond until next friday
got the angine de poitrine on
>>223378313crypto wasnt even known until the early 2010s though
>>223378313But you didn't so you aren't.
almost went out shopping in the piss-soaked shortsthankfully switched to the clean shorts
>>223378313bitcoin was invented in 2008 so unlikelyremember going into natwest to get a sepa done to buy bitcoin in 2011woman at the counter was 99% certain i was getting scammedwould've been a millionaire now but i spent it on weed lol lmao
>>223378291used to like it when he would go on about blacks being criminals oblivious to the irony of his ethnic heritage
>>223378357waving my willy around like the guy does with the nose on his costume
>>223378325youse don't have the squad depth to play your attacking style all season. already missed out on 4 targets. it's /mug/ every week by January>>223378332peng ting x
>>223378426>>223378426>>223378426
>>223378429>>223378429>>223378429
>>223378407demmies and kpops have aligned
>>223378445stalla's a gunner lalalala x
>>223378407am i supposed to be looking at a black girl's X
>>223378559peng is universal for fifties of all shades
