Summer pudding edition
not even a real place is it
Delicious edition
I'm a girl
America if it was basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFRSXMNh3kQ
i just made pudding (in my pants)
Got bloody jury service lads
>>223379946Shut it you
>>223379989>America if it was based*If it were basedConditional clause.
>>223380014sorry can't do it, I'm a racist you see
>>223379973genuinely want to give her oral until completionno strings attached
ruby granger is such a harmless personality to get wound up over
might watch the odyssey tomorrow but the runtime is offputting
Which one do you want retard?
>>223379973why are you so obsessed with this girl
>>223380073*takes one of each*
>>223379936wish supermarkets (asda/morrisons/coop) did bread pudding. Used to love that.
>>223380073purple
>>223380035?
>>223380073all of them
>>223380062ummy
>>223380086i would lick her vagina, and in particular, her clitoris, until she achieved orgasmhopefully that clears things up
can hear someone fucking whistling outsideit's not the roaring 20s pal that shite does not belong in burnhams britain
>>223380073The gold stick one please chief
UMBUNNY...x... 3!!!:333
>>223380073Anything but the blue one
>>223379973Would quite like it if she were to violently fist my anus
>>223380082just make it yourself you lazy cnut
>>223380107bizarre
purple
>>223380014You'll get to see how mongbrained defendants are I sat on one trial that collapsed on the day and they said the defendant changed his plea and accepted the 150 odd offenses he was charged with. They don't let you go home though they have you for two weeks minimum and can call you to sit on more trials.
>>223380082Dont you have a mumberg or nannaberg for that kind of thing
>>223380073Hazelnut obviously mogs.
>cnut
brutal ratio here
>>223380014tell them youll vote guilty if the defendant is brown no matter what and you dont have to do it
>>223380034This is what I implied when I called to get out of it. Said I wasn't certain I could be completely unbiased and then they excused me. Not had a summons since so maybe they've got me on some racist "nigga" list
Stanley Park, Litherland, 1940s and 2026
>>223380133How do i get out of it because it sounds like a right pain
>>223380014left your address in this, pal
>>223380146Well what did the hacker post?
Bought a pair of linen blend trousers from M&S today
>>223380014Is jury duty in the UK like jury duty here? I'd pretend to be extremely racist so they don't pick me....
the british empire fell because britain was poor after the war and the usa didn’t want european countries being rival imperialist powers
>>223380170This country would look so much nicer if we didn't have to park our cars half on the pavement
you've gotta be fucking kidding
speaking of lenin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxcgl7s2XxY
>>223380078because shes ugly so shes obtainable
>>223380182hello tarq
Was the disco era truly just SOVLFUL in every country?https://youtu.be/aTSzLmP5Cuk
It was on the dock that I received quite a shock as I gazed upon the cock of ole Doc Ock. It was two foot long and hard as a rock as it pointed up from under a frock. Smooth and veiny, without blemish or pock was the long cock of ole Doc Ock. He hocked his cock on the dock of the loch when he docked his cock out on the rock.
>>223380182>blendPovvo scum
>>223380239Linen blend isn't tarq. They were £40.
>>223380170Trees are so cool I love how they can just be hundreds of years old so casually and here we are getting feeble before we hit a few decades. Those trees in that pic are older than yer gran but they are basically teenagers in tree years.
>>223380109not if i get it first! haha
>>223380176I could only defer it for a few months, as they literally called me for it at a time I'd be sitting my uni exams but they said I still had to do it.
>>223380062
john leninpaul mckamenevgeorge harrikaganovichringo stalin
I enjoy watching Bob Ross episodes to feel nice and calm and relaxed even though I hate his paintings
>>223380073anything but the tofee one
>>223380242Disco sucks.
>>223380253go shag a tree if you love them so much
>>223380073green triangl
>>223380283They look like paintings you see in a shit hotel. But hes a kind soul. Love a happy little cloud me
>>223380119not that bizarre is it i think its quite mundane
A lot of the people on this r/povertyfinance seem to be retarded and in debt from taking any loan they could get at any interest rate
>>223380291Nigger you suck!
>>223380283do you like masturbating your willy? i like masturbating mine... :-)
Being harassed at 9pm by a jet fighter which is currently the number one tracked aircraft in the world
>>223380291https://youtu.be/wddgskIRVegNOT TRUE
>>223380294no, yew
I didn't not know quality street was so polarizing?
>>223380323would never take a loan memust be my scotch miser genes
>>223380342https://youtu.be/kF5dQugED-M
#3DEM
>>223380334nigga living in mumbles
>>223380323>Get a loan>buy gold>bury gold>declare bankruptcy >dig up goldWell?
>>223380398bankers hate him!
>>223380334kino sitewatching this land in heathrow right nowHE JUST LANDED COME TO A STOP HE MADE IT
should be illegal to sell games on steam which haven't been properly tested and will crash your computer
>>223380379its a no from me. Don't like that nose
Holy shit Americans are evil
>>223380391No, just nearby
>>223380379i would like to tie her up and have sex with her
>>223380424Best thing is zooming in close the planes start moving rapidly flying off screen
>>223380376https://youtu.be/mQNqA3WHaZEMejor cancion de Argentina
>>223380450>Holy Americans are evil>*Soiface*
I hereby declare war on EthiopiaMy troops will be landside within 24 hours
>>223380450he deserved it tbfvile creep
>>223380452shoot it down for a laugh
>>223380486*throws bag into the nearest canal *
got the dentist booked, hate having anyone poking about in my mouth and on my teeth but it has to be done
>>223380432minimalist facial mods are pengers
Care to play the game? x
>>223380450joseph smith was a hero called into action by his christian morals against a decadent south
>>223380430quite like the wild west nature of steam tbqh.
ladshow old were you when you had your first kiss
>>223380504would fucking love to but they're gone now. do you reckon a green laser would fuck them up?
Balancing on a foam roller while typing this lads
>>22338055112x
>>223380551prefer not to say
>>22338055111 or 12
What are thr top 5 norn iron bands? CranberriesAshStiff little fingersThe undertonesUm...
really wish I was a cute japanese girl
>>223380551i got kissed by my best friend at 15 and i think she was into me but nothing came of iti asked a bird for a kiss at 21 and she was all for it
>>223380551anticipating a first kiss this winter which would put mine at 29
Got the middle class biomass playing their oriental music to the neighbourhood that sounds like a man having his scrotum rung out like a victorian wash cloth. Why do they all listen to this shit?
>>223380573shit sounds like ingredients for a witch's brew
>>223380551ask your mum
>>223380595howl
always been terrified of going blind but I'm currently blind in my one good eye and I'm wearing an eye patch/large adhesive plaster and honestly it's not so bad
>>223380594>a man having his scrotum rung out like a victorian wash clothscr
>>223380573and so i watched you from afar x
>>223380594im doing a soyface at reading your comment
>>223380604>>223380595>>223380573same person
>>223380551rather not say
>>223380605Doesnt sound ideal (eye-deal if you like) desu
>Adam Peaty, swimmer man, changed his name to Adam Ramsay-Peaty because his wife's surname is Ramsay>His wife Holly Ramsay has kept her name, howevergood god in heavenwhat is happening to modern man
>>223380573kneecap
can't call it samefag any more, due to woke
>>223380573Two Door Cinema Club
>>223380589why would it happen in the next few months when it hasn't for 3 decades?
>>223380073
something's got to change
>>223380657just feeling lucky :)
>>223380672Peng
wd40 wank on the cards
FUCK OFF
>>223380551idk like 11
Big guy, big guy, big-big guy, big guySpongeBob, big guy pants, okay
The Ryanair guy should be the leader of Ireland. One of the only people in this country who has a brain
>>223380715wotan
>>223379936Love summer pudding>>223380082Greggs sell it in some counties, but not the one I moved to fucks sake, they just sell shit Tottenham cake here.
do you reckon if i reached out to a girl i worked with 5 years ago and asked her out would it work
>>223380718what about connor?
threesome with 'lysa liu and laura lee ochoa
>>223380704Did he died?
>>223380718idk who the hell that is but it sounds like youve been duped
>>223380734it might
>>223380073The strawberry ones
>>223380715leftyfish be like it's safe and effective doe
>>223380715hal's not wrong
>>223380704why is swansea's air space so popular?
>>223380525dont mind jewlerry, just dont like the shape of her nose
niggas creepin (they be creepin)
welshmong moved on from obsessing over england to obsessing over planes flying remotely near him
>>223380797Posted it again award
>>223380715
>>223380726what does this mean
>>223380573JJ72
>>223380797without context this isn't anywhere near as good since it's not remotely obvious she's yelling at Nigel Farage there was a far better mp4 posted the other day
>>223380813
>>223380738Fuck no that retard has been kicked in the head too many times
got a load of freaks on my insta reelsthe algorithm is finally falling into place
Building equity in my newly purchased first home on a busy main road
>>223380778>why is swansea's air space so popular?because Swansea is the cradle of civilization, also there are annual air shows
doing a wotanic roar
>>223380803>welshmong moved on from obsessing over england to obsessing over planes flying remotely near himNo, retard, I'm a British nationalist
i had to do jury duty and didn't mind it. better than working (you get paid for the time off work). i was in a 3 week trial for some guy defrauded his employer for 200k. was quite interesting seeing the process.
>>223380772Kek'd
Swansea is a great city. I genuinely regret leaving
>>223380873Are those angels
wotan clan - Q.U.O.R.N.
might rape my own arse and the arses of my loved ones
building a monorail system in pokopia :)
>>223380873>civilization*civilisationam currently blind so excuse the yankism>>223380912When did you leave?
kate garraway shagging her dead husbands matestate of it
>>223380941how about you build a path to getting a girlfriend pal
>>223380864ireland is doing well you bogheads were the sick man of europe until the tiger and the yank money rolled in they used to do fundraisers to buy double glazing for the irish
>>223380918scr
death note but it's a /brit/ version featuring spaino as light and DTFIC as L
well leftypol?
building a bridge to your heart
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/FCnGD6xv5ik
>>223380989there is no leftypol argument against this
>>2233809462 years ago :(
i want to pull myself off to an orgasmso im going to do that
>>223381003leftypol hates ai you fucking mong
>>223379936peng
pinkpantheress should have a daily newsletter
>>223380989nothing wrong with that. I use it to run tv and movi ideas by or meal ideos.Chatted to literally thousands of people over the past 25 years on messenger things. Might as well all have been robots
>>223381026there are large groups people from the left and the right who hate AI you fucking spacker
would you go to a wedding of a girl you had sex with in the past but who youre not marrying
>>223381041she should send pairs of her worn underwear to loyal fans
>>223381026there is no coherent against AI from a leftypol perspective
Is there a /brit/ fantasy football league
>>223381008The city is undergoing a multi billion pound regeneration, wind street looks better, castle gardens are being completely redone, civic centre is being turned into a marina district
>>223381055she wears boxers as a holdout from her tomboy phase
>>223380957We aren’t doing well though are we the country is flooded with aliens and most people under 35 are still living with their parents
>>223381064Can I do the Jason Lee impression?
>>223381096my name is earlnow that was a showfor the first two series until he goes to prison
nigga name is earl
>>223381107hmm interesting
got the jazz on
last 9pm sunset until may 2027summers over ladsyouve fucking wasted it
>>223381086I know, every time I look there's something being built/regenerated. Really hate that I left and now I cant afford to move back
ffs... rip Clint Eastwood
>>223381107that was a rollercoaster
>>223381107first time i lol'd at a black woman's joke
>>223381107She also doesn’t exist
>>223381148GOOD FINALLY THE WINTER RETURNS
>>223381148i've wasted itwas meant to get the hinge and have a summer romancefucks sake its so fucking over
>>223381100top left is not like the others
>>223381148get infuck off sun
hugh laurie has passed on
I'm just a material girl in a material world
David Baddiel did an hilarious impression of a black footballer called Jason Lee who had a tall dreadlock hairstyle
>>223381100top left is the pengest woman
I will fight for the freedom of Iran!
>>223381183VGH
having a poo soon
>>223381183umpokes
>>223380981I feel like there must be better than this
any women with a vagina want to have sex?
>>22338055115 if you mean romantically
>>223381204night pooing freak
>>223381210Nah but I’ve got a tight arsehole
>>223380551In the mouth? 8
>>223380551don't remember
where is the audreyposterdid he go to ukraine?
saw that gynmastics crash and its note ven that bad
>>223381240not what i askedNEXT
>>223381224you hold it overnight? bit weird mate
>>223381241Choirboy?
just been doctorhe said whole cock needs coming off
In that towns me xGarn west like x
>>223381183what the hell can see her hard erect nipple
>>22338055123 : - )
>>223381174
>>223381260No, it was with a girl
>>22338055119 fuck you ok at least i did it
>>223381257you poo in the dark? what you hiding?
Emma Watson did a stinky fart.
I used to live in Brynmill but evil landlordberg kept increasing rent so I had to leave beautiful Swansea
>>223381260
>>223381284More poo
Just been doctorI only wanted antibiotics why is a prostate check as well nessesary?
>>223380946>am currently blindwhat
Any fit lads want sucking off?
>>223381279like how the director chose to spend 50% of the time on literally nothing rather than the actionyou don't see that anymore
>>223381288working out how to get you sectioned you need help
>>223381269what spoons is that then
>>223381183black goddess
pinkpantheress' favourite band is My Chemical Romance
>>223381284What are you, a poo thief?
>>223381296Landlord dafydd jewones
>>223381257the body is capable of holding poo over nightits not normal pooing after sunset
>>223381183She wants to be White so bad.
what's a good bedtime for a productive member of society
>>223381339Already knew she was a midwit
>>223379989if it were you leftypol esl retard
>>223381358Don't we all
>>223381372grow up x
>>223381369Midnight after your 11:59pm poo
>>223381358I can give her White children
>>223381354It's poo mate it's not gold, there's no value in holding onto it
leftypol collecting 70 stars to get to Bowser in the SkyRorke hitting a BLJ
you lot are incels arent you
Mental how if you're an attractive white woman you can get away with anything
>>223381412I love women
>>223381412nah massive shagger me
>>2233813696:00AM
>>223381395Cor giz me one as well ;)
>>223381416Too bad for your female relatives then
>>223381447...yh
Quasi Kwarteng
>>223381405monkeys dont poo at night because it leaves a smell
>>223381458looks like him to me
this guy's family got so much bad luck
>white people
>>223381468we have toilets dont we
so cute when brown girls clearly worship white culture and want to be white so bad
>>223381495:(
my and my chud gf whos posessed by an entity
>>223381497find it hilarious how much nazi sympathisers hate him
>>223381497mental how he abandoned his friends in a boer prison camp and came straight back to england before the left picture
>>223381497born 100 years too early to do fast food reviews
>>223381497looks like del boy and rodney
>>223381468you're a monkey aren't you?
>>223381518if i had a brown gf id prefer if she wasnt self hating thats grim
>>223381527Why would he be friends with some filthy sith afrikaans
>>223381499well la di da
was having wicked acne for weeks first time ever in my life but it's cleared up recently not sure where it came from or why its gone
>>223381538no...
think my life would be perfect if i were thin
get scared when a torrent site goes down for a little bit because it might have been replaced with a virus
>>223381546they were english
>>223381589
Wish I could start over I would do it all different
>>223381552
>>223381580nibba got the cottoneye joe acne
playing video games on my valve steam deck oled
>>223381549>>223381549>>223381549
>>223381582
I was Audreyposting almost 15 years ago and I stopped many years ago, but I still occasionally see jokes and references to it. That some Zelensky worshipping cocksucker can come along giving it the biggun is laughable
