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>>223385764qué edad tendrá ya
>>223385836quien es? tiene cara de putona
Burgers, what the fuck makes people build houses with absurd rooflines like picrel?
>>223385764>from $200 to $140Goddammit I'm getting hella lowballed, but if I raise the price for what its worth nobody will buy my item.
Girls butts are really something else. I mean I think girls butts are just the cat's pajamas.
>>223385865una tipa que hablaba en int hace unos 12 años (q locura xd) y en otros imageboards
Janny is a swarthy mexican which is why he never deletes mexican threads early only canadian and american
>>223385836entre 30 y 34 quizá
>>223385876bet the mexicans had a lot of run roofing that shit
>>223385876vaulted ceilings are incredibly popular among upper middle class white trash
>>223385888guau, dijera mi perrito...anyways, have you seen that guy who gave her colleague the fashinistta fashion kit instead of his wife?
>4channer f*maleno such thing you idiots
i want to do my first cosplay but idk who to cosplay as. who should i cosplay?im a average size girl
>>223385930pretty sure she was real based on the autistic timestamps some of her photos had
>>223385930Be careful, her simp army will call you names
>>223385950just put some yellow microbikini and say you are pikachu
I am gonna be honest I am probably gonna kill myself soon because I just don't fucking belong anywhere I am a useless blob that God placed on earth because he either is cruel or had a sense of humor
>>223385839nay, the world
>>223385950
>>223385981post tummy
>>223385981
You's a SUCKA PUNK
>>223386011Issue is that I don't feel fully human I feel more alien than anyone else. I wonder why but I just wanna be accepted and I never have been anywhere
why do my colleagues always want to fuck the girls in the office? fuck no, I'd rather hire a hooker than to shit where I eat
https://youtu.be/-VNMEvlYN_w
>>223386031You're accepted here thoughever
>>223386031>don't feel human>just want to be acceptedisn't that a common human trait?
>>223386031post tummy now
>colleagues >job>fuckingr o p e
>>223386079I am not sure because the more I talk to people the more I realized how low on the spectrum I am and I suck at masking so I given up on socializing I learned to just be quiet
SAY GOODBYE TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD & MOVE ON
>make coffee >leave it at my desk for one second>come back>there's a gnat in it
>>223386128>dab the gnat out with a tissue >look back at coffee>there's a hair floating in itWhy is everything so fucking filthy
AND HOW CAN THE WORLD WANT ME TO CHANGE THEY'RE THE ONES THAT STAY THE SAME
>>223385930I've met some in my day
I’m a straight White masculine male but for some reason I wish that I looked like a foid and crossdress in private (decently cute btw)
All women do is rape bait and yet you are not allowed to take them, how is that fair?
>>223386214I never felt the urge to rape a female, may be try asking an Indian or Pakistani
>>223386192That looks like old snapchat from 2013. Millenials did not suffer around that time. We zoomers had it so grim during our prime.
>>223386232I admit we were lucky in that girls would just be girls. They didn't all try to be some kind of cringey e-girl onlyfans goth clown. I would probably be super misogynistic if I were young right now.
>>223386216I don't get it, this game looks boring
why is my fucking skill in Spanish? I made it on abacus.ai
Should I have the last slice of cheesecake
>>223386321stop eating so much cake you fat piggu
>>223386258Crumb of attention
I have had insomnia for about a year now. I sleep a bit but usually no more than 2-3 hours before I wake up. It's bizarre, every day feels like a waking nightmare. Everything feels surreal even in the middle of the night.
>>223386261I don't get it why girls love being slapped on the face
>>223386389Didn't ask!
>>223386389sleep hygiene and routine matters
Momberg made frog
figuring out how to use a toilet is not as easy at it may look
>>223386389Do you smoke weed
>>223386415Sir...
dang Christian Burgos just started a new channel on how he hooks up with Koreans and Latinas... shit, bangbus vibes
>>223386440Does he have onlyfans
>>223386431No>>223386400I have a routine and go to bed on time every night, that's why I can't really explain it. It's like my body just decided I shouldn't sleep anymore.
>>223386452I don't know, I don't think so, since he is an embassador of mexico in Korea
>>223386461look up sleep hygiene shit and keep adding things and see if they helpnever realized how bad my sleep was until recently
im only racist when im at home but not outside
smoke weed every dayayyy aye
Do you like Fireman Sam in your /cunt/ lads?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHUCyExx9M0Especially that utterly KINO intro/theme
>>223386461did you visit a doctorberg? do you do shift work? family history?
>>223386514for me it's smoking 96% THC wax crystal every day for the last 12 years but tell everyone it's not addicting and has no side effects
In Star Trek TNG whenever Captain Picard wants tea he always says "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." but in real life he wouldn't need to say that every time because a replicator would match his voice to a profile and every time he says tea it knows the exact specifications that he wants so really he could just say "Tea." and the replicator would know what to do.
to fap or not to fap
shark week is next week
>>223386566Soy Wars and Soy Trek are cringe. I’m glad Gracie Abram’s dad killed them
>boot up new minecraft game>dig straight down>find diamonds immediately
i hope every zoomer that smokes weed kills themselves lmao. even my friends from highschool. these people are always mentally weak in one way or another every single time.
>>223386580That marks the end of summer for me
Busting a nut in da kfc flesh light like HHHMMMNNNNN
>>223386532Doctors are charlatans. Besides seeing a doctor in this country is almost impossible and if I did they'd encourage me to use MAID.No shift work, but constant dread about the fate of Western civilization plagues my mind.>>223386477I have tried this thoroughly, bought a white noise machine, cool room, even good sheets and new pillows. I think God just doesn't want me to sleep for some reason.
>What you see ain't all you get, this ain't Sears Roebuck NIGGA!
>>223386566>every time he says tea it knows the exact specifications that he wantssurely he drinks other teas at varying temperatures on occasion
>>223386601>can ah take yo order
How to make the pain of unrequited love go away.
>>223386617id just do drugs if i truly could not sleep more than 2-3 hours
>>223386350Responded >>223386600Grim. I miss summer and it's not even over
I hated weed in high school, only because the popular faggots the other NPCs looked up smoked it. Eventually got hooked during college and dropped the habit luckily.
>>223385085yeh but dats not jason dats just sum random dudelike nibba cant you see?breadingtonberg just made up diss random character called jason who doesnt even have a backstoryden like attached diss random dudes pictures to it as if that means anyfingits a psyop by the breadingtonberg
>>223386622No he doesn't. Every time he wants tea he says "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."The replicator must have a set temperature for "hot" so it would also know that he always wants Earl Grey.Also it could put it in his favorite style of coffee mug every time.
>>223386617>Doctors are charlatans. Besides seeing a doctor in this country is almost impossible and if I did they'd encourage me to use MAID.Lol, but seriously you should go to a walk in clinic
>>223386655When I posted it that was cooler
Start making THIS!
>>223386325its a myth that white women like bbconly skanks do and half of em only say it to look edgy but dont relly
>>223386672nothing like a good homecooked diarrhea toast
>>223386676The only white women I ever see with black men, and it’s rare, are very obese welfare queen types
Currently listening to all 5 hours 45 mins of King Crimson - In The Court of the Crimson King (40th anniversary super deluxe edition).
>>223386672phwoarluv a welsh rarebit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsSlXk0lA5g
>>223386655>>223386655Oh but it's okay for Rebecca Sugar to make Ed Edd n Eddy porn, ratatouille cuckold porn and racist characters that have character descriptions like "can't read :("
Medieval names be like >James II The Fat Retard of Moldavia
>>223386672fuck sake fix yo TEEF NIGGA shits look yellow like BUTTER nigga
>>223386703soy
Youtube is giving me copious training for my inevitable Japanese wife I just get these kinds of videos nonstop now
>>223386661He could just specify "Tea 1" as "Earl Grey, Hot". If every time he said "Tea" he got "Earl Grey, Hot" then he could never order any another tea or temperature, assuming the machine starts as soon as he says "Tea-".Even having a "Tea n" setting would be potentially cumbersome once you start forgetting the associated tea numbers. The system of stating beverage, type, temperature seems hard to beat in terms of practicality.
>>223386703People actually listen to all those little outtakes in deluxe editions? Bonus tracks can be good but I don't like demos and unfinished versions of tracks
Thread theme https://youtu.be/ElN_4vUvTPs
When I was in high school, the poor kids always used to post stuff like “Court today :)” on social media to brag about being criminals who’d repeatedly be given lenient youth sentencing. Several of them died over the next couple of years
no wun drinks cold earl grey tea
>>223386767Sounds like society was done a favor
Does Captain Picard like milk & sugar in his Earl Grey is what I want to know.
Earl Grey and English Breakfast Tea taste like fucking shit.
noot noot
>>223386797
I think I shall humor God with my presence in a church tomorrow
Himmler dumped one in my pussy
*sharts my jorts*
>>223386815Church is actually about being among the congregation, I think, because isn't God supposed to be omnipresent
>>2233868144chan is filled with negative nancys
I want to jiggle a woman’s big boobies so bad!
>>223386814Coffee is the superior beverage, let's not josh around.
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>>223386824That’s what happens when I drink pilk
>>223386838I could pay $300 to go do that right now but I'm resisting the temptation
>>223386846Hegelian synthesis
My balls smell like hydrocarbon burning
>>223386832protestant moment
>>223386863It's...no, you're not honoring God with your presence by attending, because you are already doing that right now if you believe he's at your side right now
Been alone all day :/
>>223386898This but for +30 years
Boomers had women like this on tap and in inexhaustible quantity all day every day
>new Carrie remake>everyone is whiteWild
Can't stop eating
>>223386932They should remake Roots but all the slaves are transgender broken bucks
>>223386655I remember when that show premiered and thinking how ugly and shit it was
This bitch used magic to turn me into a chinese person
The pain is in the red jelly of my mind
>>223387009I'm pain incarnate
Having 40 minute phone calls with the married ex FWB. Convinced her to send me a photo of herself
thinking of downloading tiktoki have never used it
>>223387013You create me
>>223387022Didn't ask
>>223387022catyank doesnt approve of dissvery immoral behavior
very typical catholic behavior hafta be seddont even know why poles are catholic. guessin' summat to do wiv history of holy roman empire knights templar prussiawll hefta look it up
>>223387073You stole my cat photo and you use it 10 times a day you have no moral ground to stand on
hmm fink more likely catholicization of poland is actually pre-schism and so the explanation is that they didnt secede to orthodoxand why would theythey very close to central europe
>>223385764I hate being terrible at conversation. I always feel like a dick not being able to contribute to it
>>223387094i took dat photo myself
Foiled by the husband coming home bht she sent me an older pic and promised to send me a new one tomorrow
corrr may hefta evabgelize the brekkingtonborg wunce agen
My sister told me if I haven't had my first kiss before I turn 30 I can kiss her if I want
>>223385876it looks like a kitsch european house. It also might look different from ground level, because I do the same thing in minecraft lol
best of zach mmm best of zach
>>223385970this is the chick who got fucked on stage at one of her concerts behind a curtain right
>>223387141I wish I had sisters and females around me to even have the possibility of illicit nonsense like this
>>223387164I mean probably. She simulates getting Eiffel Tower'd
Candy SaysSome Kinda LoveWhat Goes OnJesusI'm Beginning To See The LightPale Blue EyesMurder MysteryThat's The Story Of My LifeI'm Set FreeAfter HoursSunday MorningWaiting For My ManFemme FataleVenus In FursRun Run RunBlack Angel Death SongThese She Goes AgainAll Tomorrow's PartiesHeroineI'll Be Your MirrorEuropean Son
People who say Triple h got where he was by marrying the boss's daughter forgets that he was a main eventer 3 years before he married her
>>223386861right looks like min yoongi
>>223387212Yeah because he was fucking the bosses daughter. Hunter was always a mid carder at best. No one is EVER going to go back and say „ hey let’s watch that classic Triple H match „ and if they do for a match he’s in, it’s because of Shawn or others.
For me it's Stone Bold Steve Austin
>>223387187imagine paying hundreds of dollars to go get cucked with thousands of other people around youthe absolute state of gen z
Here's my idea:Swiss Army Knife, but replace the red part of the red ends with sharpening stones, a coarse grit on one side and a fine grit on the other, cut to fit the form exactly. Also, change out the pins for screws for easy assembly.
>>223387141just like my far east cartoons
i am severely mentally sick. it’s too bad psychology is soft science quackery that exists basically to give women a pretense to go to college so they can get gangfucked by chads at halloween parties
>>223387225>BoldBald god dammit!
fimk wrestling is for closet gays
>>223387231How about a Swiss Army Knife, but it’s huge (like 1ft long), and each of the “knives” is one of the main types of sex toy’s
>>223387223>Yeah because he was fucking the bosses daughter.He was in a relationship with Chyna until 2000
>>223387231> let's make this thing as painful to hold as possible
>>223387250But that would be boring
>>223387248Perfect for you then
>>223387244phwoar propa gud post diss wun hairfta be annunciated
I got so drunk last night I went to the strip club and told the stripper that I wanted to marry her. She is 18 and has a fine ass but I'm already married with children. I think I forgot to mention that
How about stone cold incel Steve Austin
Feeling sad.
>>223387253Would you be able to pick this up with your bare fingies?
HOMER LET THE ZACHS OUT
>>223387260Is it true that the Mexican government lets Mormons continue doing polygamy in Mexico
>>223387261Jim "Big Poutine" LeDuc
Stone Cold Sneed Austin
Andrew Callaghan is proof that cancel culture is a choice
>>223387141Ewwww
>>223387268yep, they are like the jews as well, they all got their own rules
i hate you nigga let’s die
>>223387252Who he was cheating on with Stephanie. Although Macho Man fucked Stephanie first
>>223387264Then leave the thread this is a positive vibes only thread
>>223387285Andrew Callaghan fucking sucks
>>223387141i used to have full makeout sessions with my little sister in the living room
>>223387285>has to interview spic fuentes and crackhead biden
>>223387296Good post
Squamunctious.
>>223387305And out of the two he is somehow still the worst person
>>223387303
Andrew Callaghan documentaries are basically >I went to a blm protest and didn't ask any of the retards there hard-hitting questions because I agree with them politically
>>223387303I love her!
>>223387320Why? shes not beautiful
Andrew Callaghan is the only journalist brave enough to expose the dark side of flat earth believers
>>223387320imagine chopping her head off with an axe like a chicken
>>223387329You gay or somethin?
>>223387329Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
imagine a woman having sex with me
>>223387352An utterly preposterous scenario
>The hippocracy of the trans Trump movement by Andrew Callaghan
journalism is always edutainment whether it's CNN or channel 5
>>223387375Fox News isn't educational
>>223387350is she pregnant? or does she gets fucked when she is on her period?
Andrew Callaghan is a rapist
Imagine getting blown up by a cute girl
recalcitrant
>faux news
>>223387382this is the lovely lady who accused him btw
>>223387350and im the behold and i say no
>The news by Reddit!
>>223387404There's like 7 different ones
>>223387407So much this
women REALLY, REALLY like men in glam makeup (if you are attractive itfp but it would still help)
>Mom! You don't get it! Pol told me Reese's cup were created by the Jews!!!
>>223387390>girl
>>223387320cute here but dumb tattoo fing and offputting she has arthritis
my nasty life is an ontological bad and an emanation of chthonic demon slop blood vomit orgies. a brave knight should cut my head smoove off and quickly
>>223387423like they are obsessed with this guy
>>223387330fink matan even did dat first>>223387390phwooooar wouod fuck her on her period
>>223387441no they're not
>>223387413wtf andrew callaghan is a racist? beggars belief
>>223387444>phwooooar wouod fuck her on her periodhave you ever had period sex it's stinky
Supporting the IRA is cringe
I'm feeling rather chipper as of this moment though that could very well be the mania
i support IRA
>>223387404imagine being the rapespawn of this ogress and that ugly fucking mick freak. imagine if you were raped into the womb of this dog by that ugly mick freak and became an entire human
>>223387350Emma Roberts was always best Emma. I don’t like blondes. But when she was blonde, wow. Sexy sexy woman.
>>223387482She's getting married (again)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCTqG5vjsXkDID I LUCK OUTAT THE WRONG TIIIIIME
Going for a walk with momberg tomorrow
kek dem callaghan allegations are pathetic
How about iBra and it's a smartbra made by apple
>>223387523Suck his dick
fink IPAs are overrated beersill drink crisp budwardrink propa scotch ale or stoutdrink a john smithsdrink a weiss beeripa?nah nah nahdross
>>223387524Sounds like it would give you breast cancer
>>223387543GOOD
also used to love dem shandys when i was a kid was actually mad they sold dem to kids had beer in it and even a lil alcohol
Now that I’ve jerked off I think maybe getting involved with the married ex FWB is not prudent. It’s hot to think about but I’d rather not get murdered.
Jessica Chastain doing horrorslop is so grim. She won an Oscar dammit
Be it a virtue be it a sin, above greed or usury or whatever slander may be thrown at them, the one thing that characterizes the jewish race throughout all generations is that they are as stubborn as a brick wall
just realized bosom means chest not butt. also just learned how to spell bosom
Having played all 3 elder scrolls extensively i can say without a doubt Skyrim is the worst. Ugly gray looking generic fantasy world, disgusting soulless UI with bland font, character moves clunky (like this one second delay between moving joystick before character moving), combat is super annoying tedious for anything other than stealth archer, cities are empty tiny and soulless . Also there's like 2 joinable factions total in SkyrimIn Morrowind most quests are fetch quests so I'm not going to pretend like the quests are amazing but the bizarre look of the world and lore is super cool. In oblivion likewise you can tell a lot of work went into little things like the art design of the different classes and the different skills looks really cool It's weird how often i hear that Skyrim has the best gameplay. It definitely does not. The melee gameplay is trash. On higher difficulties enemies are bullet sponges, and the way your character moves so slowly is super annoying Even in oblivion at least your character moves fluidly whereas in Skyrim the movement is super sluggish. Skyrim leaned heavily into the realism side of things but just ended up making an awful tedious game
>>223387611wow you’re retarded and low iq, and that’s okay but it’s a fact
why dont we just game, like valheim or something
People only care about the Shiloh Hendrix case because she's a hot white woman.
>tobacco developed nicotine as a darwinistic form of natural pesticide to make bugs go away >bugs hate the smell of the smoke>nicotine is a nootropic that makes humans happy Man's best friend, plant edition >>223387610The name Israel means He Who Wrestles with God, that's what the famous Dore painting is depicting
>>223387611>bosom means chest not buttWhere did you get the idea it means butt? Maybe you were thinking of buttocks
>>223387636uh she's not that hot.they care because it's an egregious violation of the first amendment
When you think about it breasts are like female ass cheeks but on the chest, but instead of containing poo they contain milk
>>223387660Buttcheeks don't contain poop
Etymologies are literally more useful than dictionaries IMOWhenever I want to be sure about a word I never look up "word+definition" I always go "word+etymology"
>>223387666What about thesaurusBosom -> titties
>>223387640>>223387626i guess its just a misconception from when i was really young and the word never came up enough to where id ever be corrected on it. like being taught left vs right wrong and having to consciously undue being taught incorrectly every time.
>>223387664Where does the poop come from then
>>223387682Anus
>>223387686That's just the hole
>>223387672Thesaurus gives near synonyms, which is useful, but doesn't give you the meaning that the word actually embodiesBecause anyone can write a dictionary. Any fruitcake can decide what the "definition" of words are. But an etymology actually points to the history of how the words were used, it's almost archeological in that regard.
Had some yummy Japanese food
>>223387614Not reading all that
>>223387559Horrorslop is my life every second my face isn't buried in her bosom
>>223387696Is it yummy because it's Japanese or was it Japanese because it was yummy?I had some Euro-styled bakery bread in Japan once, and it was yummy, and I think it was because it was Japanese people who baked it
Backrooms was shite. I got so frustrated and bored with the film i started fast forwarding. Nothing happens in the entire movie
>>223387707She's an insufferable libtard yes but I absolutely would
Humans are meant to live in giant feudal walled compound city states
>>223387734Look at her grip that award and imagine her giving you a punishing ruined handjob
>>223387758And amerimutts where meant to eat mcdonalds and fast food and drink nothing but soda or they die.
>>223387638>tobacco developed nicotine as a darwinistic form of natural pesticide to make bugs go away>>bugs hate the smell of the smoke>>nicotine is a nootropic that makes humans happySame is true for caffeine pretty sure most natural forms of caffeine evovled to kill bugs
>>223387767Who invited you?
>>223387717It was yummy because it was yummy
>>223387767I'm doing all of those things as I post u mad bro?
Hands up. You're under arrest.
Well /cum? What's your answer.
>>223387758This
>>223387231*mogs*
>>223387813Is the logman the oldest meme on 4chan?
>>223387818kino. I have an original Leatherman P2 and a Wave 2.The SAK is iconic but the Leatherman is objectively a better multitool.
My arm and leg hair is too long to be affected by bug bites
>>223387821it's not a meme.
>>223387783Wtf, plants are sometimes complete bros.
>>223387843>>223387821would you, or would you not?
>>223387843What is it then?
>>223387818>>223387828Do you actually recommend a specific model? I want to get a multitool
>>223387821i just looked at /b/ for the first time in probably 10 years and it’s still being posted with pretty much the same frequency. i still don’t get it to be honest
What's the oldest meme you remember?inb4 that dancing baby thing
>>223387828I guess for the price of the sak it'll at least outlast an equivalent priced multitoolI broke a cheap multitool in a few months, but I had a wave for a while after that until I lost it (I found it in some random crevice at work, so it wasn't really a loss).
>>223387848a schitzo who is annoying peopleMemes are things that people find funny and use in a widespread manner
>>223387860Wave is kinda the standard do-it-all model. They have made many variations over the years for different stuff like EOD guys and shit but the Wave does anything you'd ever need.
>>223387871
I started this cable job and like half of the technicians were some kinda slav. they all wear button up shirts, dead eyed expression I've worked a lot of jobs in my city and this is the first one I've seen any in . I guess it must just be word of mouth they're all tight nit and get each other jobs
Was just reminded of people who commit suicide but change their mind halfway through but die anyway and now I'm panicking thinking about how awful their experiences were
>>223387871It has to be some kind of bot because if it is the same guy all these years posting so many threads every day it would be unbelievable.
>>223387901Me asf af
>>223387907>now I'm panicking thinking about how awful their experiences wereAny kinda dying is awful. Imagine how many people in their last moments delude themselves that they're getting better I refuse to believe death is real .
>>223387886lolcats, rage comics, hetalia memes, and whatever was on flipnote studio
>>223387886"and then john was a zombie" made me cry laughing
>>223387636Ranjesh she is not hot
>>223387900Isn't that way too big to carry around in a pocket and to the point where you might as well just get real tools
not a fan of this femboys egregious usage of fisheye lenses
>>223387841>gets bit by a meat allergy tick
any awkward weird creepy incels here
>>223387963you rang?
>>223387907I doubt it could be that bad 2bh I had a failed attempt cuz I'm a faggot I guess, but I'm pretty indifferent to it. The only thing that would bother me is if the intent was never there. Like accidentally shooting yourself in an artery when all you wanted to do was fuck up beer cans or something. Or you're 10 full gas tanks away from the nearest clinic an some cunt spoider nips ya
made one>>>/v/744053932
>>223387936Not at all, fits perfectly in a front pocket of some jeans.
>>223387963I'm a suave, normal, comforting sex haver. I'm such a penis in vagina sex haver that I've lost count of just how many women ive wooed over the years
>>223387448most of his followers/commenters are females thirsting
>>223387972Never played Zelda sorry
>>223387966>had a failed attemptHow do you fail at suicide are you retarded? It's pretty easy to do If you can't even get that right how do you expect to succeed in life
make a new thread you fucking cuck
>>223387983Wow you're so edgy and cool
>>223387975I don't wear jeans
>>223387995you will once you buy a leatherman
>>223388002>>223388002>>223388002>>223388002>>223388002