bitch edition
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1uM3kV52v8E
Why are you awake at 7:37 on a Sunday morning?
>>223389516i've been awake for two hours already lazybones
I'm a bit worried about Tim. All he does all day is stay inside his smelly little incel flat watching tv and going on the internet.>no friends>no girlfriend/wife>no children>no social life at all to speak ofThat's no way to live
>>223389516Don't worry about it
>>223389516prefer not to say
on the porridge aren't i
What are some easy to grow foods that don't take up much space in the garden and can sustain a human ready for the food shortages and crop failures due to climate change
>>223389575yeah I'll take the one on the right cheers
>>223389553You're from the Sainsbury's aren't you.
>>223389553>>no social lifemaybe he has online friends?
>>223389612fuentes lowkey facemogging here
>>223389553not sure the debilitating schizophrenia helps him
another Sunday home alone in my dogshit odious incel life
>>223389612Fuentes has lost a lot of fans/supporters recently
need to get the smell of balls and frankfurters out of the flat before the toilfu arrives
decided i will never use twitter again it's too negative and bad vibes
>>223389591cow
r/pinkpantheress_sexyr/PinkPantheressGWW
>wake up>eat>watch tv>eat>go on the computer>eat>sleepall in the confines of his smelly little 10x12 incel flatwhat a pathetic existence
>>223389701>*hits pipe*
>>223389709did the 1500 covers of let it be not tip you off that he's a bit fucked
business idea: alcoholic chicken
>>223389727rum ham
7 ktimbeen working on myself all my life
>>223389701Wish I was rich when I was 20
>>223389709you wouldn't believe how many people around the world, even in this very thread, live exactly like that
i dont want a "girl"
>>223389758>Then, how the f*ck you will find a girl broo?i am a 5 ft 2 gujurati living in a corrugated tin shack and this is my instagram post
>>223389701That must feel like two broomsticks being rubbed on your crotch.Why does he not go for big booty sex arse?
>>223389786his willy don't work no more
>>223389758why don't girls ask out out? these fucking pieces of shit have been running their mouths about "equality" for the last century, but still expect men to ask them out? fucking dogs mashallah may they all get raped and murdered
>>223389758Right so he says you can’t use “im working on myself” but he also says you need to build yourself, which is it
>>223389803maybe he gay x
come on lads this is getting pathetic now just let /brit/ die for good, time to grow up
>>223389817benevolent patriarchy ennit
>>223389758>broo?hello saar
finna get pizza
i have been crushed into mud by the weight of the rapeworld
might get into drum n bass
>>223389768a perfectly normal room with a tv and a bed? yeah?
>>223389851just shut up mate
>>223389516ADHD meds made my sleeping pattern insanely consistent
problem>>223389846solution>>223389845
>>223389516im profoundly mentally ill
>>223389845>>223389851i doubt it
done 19 steps today
Positively British weather
>>223389864i would but pizza is 1 million dollars now
>>223389870if I go get some 'za and take a photo of it, will you fly over here and suck my willard?
I think you should be able to rent flats for £100 a month nothing luxury just 1 bed or maybe even studio flats.Can or will Andy burnham be doing anything like this??
>>223389553KuhTim
don't like pizza anymore
>>223389879cute frog
>>223389900a clue gained
>>223389881I get from pizza hut. $20 for 1 'za, a can of drink and 6 wings. pretty lush, but being Sunday it will be a couple dollars more innit
>>223389892no but i'll give you a (You)
>>223389879The country is literally burning Rorke
>>223389879it lush
>>223389897I'll shoot that little cunt in the head
>>223389913not bad not bad if its a tiny pizza tho id lowkey get a zinger box instead
>>223389897Yes but only for immies
>>223389928just shut up mate + you'll do nothing + i doubt it
Lord Jesus you have revealed yourself as the way to the FatherKyrie, Kyrie eléisonYou have poured out on your people the spirit of truthChriste, christe eléisonYou are the Good Shepherd leading us to eternal life.Kyrie, Kyrie eléisonMay Almighty God have mercy on us, negate us our sins and bring us all to everlasting lifeAmen
>>223389897no sorry he’s too busy focusing on the fucking homeless for some reason
>>223389897he won'ti might try to find someone to share a flat with but i've been discouraged from it by the horror stories on here
Got an interview tomorrow but don't want the jobWhat are some subtle ways I can put them off?
>>223389946goyslave nursery rhymes
>>223389936yeah but not in the mood for the dirty bird innit>>223389941kek just shut up mate
>>223389958threaten the interviewer's daughter
>>223389958give the interviewer a little kiss on the cheek as a hello
just did a mong face
remember when australia was cool and not some tranny retard state that locked up dogs during covid for not wearing a marsk?
>>223389958don't brush + bad-hygienemaxx
arse is working at full capacity this morning
>>223389991still is cool if you're not a battyman
gonna start a new gimmick where I reply to every post
i'm profoundly whiter than youi'm profoundly whiter than you
can't stop laughing at how racism aussie is ALWAYS furious i just imagine him waking up and immediately going into a tirade about blacks, jews and women
>>223389991Remember when Neighbours was good (before woke)
Lovely podge
there was an aussie on here that hecking traumadumped big style one time and told us all a story about how he shagged his mum and his dad walked in on it and he was like yer own son, sheila
Had Indian fatigue but I'm starting to feel quite bad about some of them who are aware of Indian fatigue but can't do anything about it because their compatriots won't change their behaviour.
>>223390010did they woke neighbours? fucks sake
>>223390006yeah?
Sunday bloody SundayHaving sardines and beans on toast for breakfast with a nice milky Nescafe. No sugar. I haven't got any.
might bash me bollocks and willard with a ball peen hammer
um /brit/.... we need to talk....
>>223390047no cba
>>223390028judging by the fitbit strap position your wrist looks at least 7.25 inches in circumference you lucky bastidt. wristlet
>>223390028nigga that's ice
>>223390039The world is heading towards a global holocaust of indians if this banter carries on. Indian hatred is universal. I genuinely believe if the conditions were right, countries around the world would temporarily put their differences aside, shake hands, and organise a global slaughter of pajeets
what was the white stuff on frosties?
>>223390030didn't happen you stupid nigger, just fucking shut up mate
roars in your face
>>223390039there's a subreddit called IndianCivicFails that's full of indians who hate other indiansmust suck being one of the sensible ones
>>223390010I do
insane how much the aussie gets bullied on here
The Donna and Rachel era corrrr
>>223390008i'm white enough to pass in the UK
>>223390081bbc cum
>>223390062hey that's my gimmick!
>>223390105un grande monstruo de la americas universidad...
>>223390010best neighbours girl coming through
>>223390092he can take it
Have always got along with Indians and their birds always like me for some reason
>>223390105is there anything you are not?
>>223390138They can be quite charming
>In Romeo and Juliet, Juliet was 13Was Shakespeare a nonce, lads?
>>223390141a woman
there was such a filthy asian lass on neighbours
>>223390090an amazing nation
At least we got this out of the woke years
So we're all horny this morning then
>>223390173honestly love how indians dont give a fuck and do the dumbest stuff for no reason
>>223390180woke trash
>>223389575god being a woman must be so fucking mentalimagine dressing like this in public, walking around knowing every single member of the opposite gender wants to fuck your holes
pretending I’m still asleep so my mum takes the dogs because I cbf
>>223390220Huh wonder why we're suddenly allowed to be racist about Indians
>>223390155think she's quite cute desu
pretending I’m still asleep so my mum takes the wogs because I cbf
That's it, Indian gf 2027
>>223390249must have a dirty brown snatch though innit
>>223390259one would imagine
I wasn’t old enough but just want to say if you voted Brexit FUCK YOU
>>223389553He has Sky TV so hes doing better than me
>>223390262dunno how any geezer could go down on that bioweapon of a cunt. taking off her undies would be like opening Pandora's Box
we did a mock brexit vote in school and i voted leave :/
>>223390265I campaigned every day in the run up to the referendum and did everything I could I ensure it happened. Why are you mad, son?
>>223390265Voted Remain but would vote Leave now so thereAnyway it's comfy /brit/ hours let's not do this
STOP FETISHIZING ASTHMASTOP FETISHIZING ASTHMASTOP FETISHIZING ASTHMASTOP FETISHIZING ASTHMASTOP FETISHIZING ASTHMASTOP FETISHIZING ASTHMA
>>223390296just shut up mate
Was this based>>>/tv/222064266>>>/tv/222064741
>>223390296you can't make me
>>223390259CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>223390286Because I want to live and work in Europe and I can’t thanks to old fucks like you why can’t you just die already
>>223390287shut up loser we'll talk about whatever we want and what are you going to do about it? freak? *pushes you*
>>223390208looking forward to the videos on Kaotic of tuk tuks flying over the edge of that turn
>>223390304fuck off your brown animal. I'll fucking guy ya and choke you to death with your own intestines
>>223390310Europe is boring as shit. You see one cobbled old street/cathedral/castle you've seen them all. Grow up little boy
Mad how we're banned from going to Europe now
i want to le work as le bartender and live on le beach :(
>>223390327good!
>>223390155don't really understand what the problem is because even if he does like brownoids then what's the problemyou like white men too bitch it's mutually beneficial
rorkey magnus
I dunno why they say the Commonwealth Games isn't serioushttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1785000467267346.webm
>>223390339Have to find a way to complain about getting what they want due to woke you see
>>223390319calm down, racismcutie
Mental how a 12-13 year old girl looks more like her 20 year old self than her 10 year old self innit
>>223390327you're allowed to go but you have to partake in the brown third worlder queue humiliation ritual which is almost worse than being banned
can we all stop pretending that beer taste good? no? still gotta larp to prove a faux sense of masculinity to lord over other nerds who think you're being serious and haven't figured out that your ability to drink beer is a male version of the female shit test? okay I guess maybe one day we can stop the facade
>>223390353need you killed pronto
>>2233903852013 called
>>223390353mental how you have ocd and need to post the same thing over and over again to soothe yourself
>>223390385It does thoughbeitGot to acquire the taste a little bit but once you do you're off to the races
so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so tired but have to stay up for 7 more hours
>>223390385it won't taste good the first few times you drink it but once you get used to the taste you can really appreciate a good beerjust like with coffee
off to montenegro tomorrow
not joking he's been posting this beer copypaste for 15 years
ever heard of those chinese incel rehabilitation camps where they house you and get you wanked
>>223390433legend
>>223390438nocan i go there
had many beers but can never get over how much it tastes like bread, its not for me
why did rock fall off
We're just too good for Europe culturally at the end of the dayNiggas are still dining out on Mozart and Vivaldi because they haven't produced anything relevant in 200 years
>>223390462rock has never been out of fashion
Is this true? Men find the silhouettes of 13-14 year old women most attractive?
>>223390427what did you just call me?
>>223390353mental how she's already walled at 18
>>223390462Not getting the first dart in the treble 20 often enough
>>223390462>why did rock fall off
>>223390465this but unironicallyBritain has a unique ability to remain on top of the world culturally. They can't stop talking about us
>>223390465and what have we produced rorke? the spice girls, mr bean, and pink pantheress?
>>223390482life's not fair is it
>>223390476theres no such hting as the silhouette of a 13-14 year old girljewish tricks again
>>223390496she should have been preggers with my baby at 16
>>223390488theyre laughing at you lil bro
>>223390490yeahwhat cultural product has germany exported in the last 100 years
watching the latest queen coke francis
>>223390512National Socialism
sticking a pink cherry mango buzz ball up my arse and sucking it up backwards
>>223390497bet this sounded hilarious in your head
>>223390508
thread getting a bit too noncey for me this morning
poor lad's OCD rules his life with an iron fist
>>223390535Shalom. It wasn't meant to, it was dismissive
>>223390548so you like a little bit of noncey aye? fucking pedo creep
oh barnacles
Hard-Fi would unironically be the best band to ever come out of almost every EU member stateIf Hard-Fi were from Slovenia they'd be putting them on the money
rammstein99 luftballons mambo no. 5das bootkraftwerkthat's it
>>223390155nobody is 'really into brown women'
rorke idk being gay and stupid or something
>>223390604i am!!!!!!!!
> Britain has a unique ability to remain on top of the world culturally.I’m actually laffingNigga we are irrelevant
just switched to another browser and seen allllll the aussie sperg out posts replying to me lmao i've wasted his time
>>223390353what the fuck happened between 16 and 18 god damn
>>223390604i am
>>223390594truly shocked that this isnt an aussie post
Leftypol watching Ligue Un and listening to fado
>>223390616everybody speaks out language and obsesses over our politics, we are far from irrelevant. That would be like, Australia. Nobody talks about Pauline Hanson, but everybody knows who Nigel Farage is.
>>223390622little boy wants attention from australians so bad
>>223390622you read them anyway so how was it wasted time? no wonder Europe gave you fuckers the boot kek
>>223390537why is everyone always unterrupting her interviews
You NEED to get lean.Lean is Law.
still never got what the difference between le fetishizing and just regular attraction is
>>223390652He's seething about us hard. it's quite pathetic to watch really
>>223390690everybody that goes hiking as this hairline
>>223390645>and obsesses over our politics:skull:
>>223390674a fetish is something that you need to get off, as opposed to a kink or desire which is just something that you like
>>223390690racist innit
>>223390702Wind blows it away I suppose
>>223390703not wrong is it. Why does everybody know some random old boomer from Norfolk like Rupert Lowe? You are obviously obsessed mate, its okay to admit it. Ask me about russian politics, go on
>>223390702might be something to this
*releases bootyhole pheromones*
>>223390730Need comfy nerd gf
>and obsesses over our politicsI wonder if this retard knows that out head of state is a Brit kek all the nigger influx has done a number an the UK's IQ
>>223390730>nearly half the group is femalewell /brit/ what’s your excuse for not meeting girls
>>223390616clearly just not though
You wouldn't believe some of the farting I'm doing
>>223390705gibberish
shouldn't of had a wank innit
people obsess over yank politics no one cares about uk politics
aussie sperging out samefagging again, what a sad little boy
>>223390740>flat chest underboobthis is a real almond activator
come back from abroad and now home feels a bit boring innit
piss on dead scottish children
poor show from australia in this threadtypically you kinda root for em like oh that's the quirky easy-going aussie doing a post haha but really this thread has been a reality check on the true nature of australian posters
yeah you definitely arent tweeting out to your sad little bot farm on x your sad little AI videos of starmer, totally not obsessed mate
>>223390773well thats the defintion i'm sorry if you dont like it
4plebs got a redesign lads
>>223390819people think the edgy quirky ebonics stuff is just a joke but it’s actually all they’re capable ofwhen they get serious you see how useless they are
not obsessed or anything just been talking about rotherham rape gangs since 2007
>>223390819That variety of Aussie has gone extinct due to the woke sadly
didn't see you at Rachel's leaving do mate what's that about
>>223390826>AI background>AI vibe-coded 'refresh'who is this for
>>223390860Politics niggas be like>Phwoaaarrr that arse on the girl on the right
>>223390860don't like her mate. glad the useless bitch got sacked
>>223390819
>>223390860she saw me after ;)
woke too crocodile dundee away from usnow australians are fat lesbian trannies from sydney that write for the guardian about how australia day is white supremacy
whatever happened to pineapple chimp
>>223390860We are ruled by middle class dullards and midwits
>>223390884
I did not care for the Odyssey. It insists upon itself.
>woke too crocodile
Mad how in America middle-class means normal people and here it means the exact opposite
Off to a musuem and then dinner at a french restaurant. Hope you all have a productive and activity filled sunday
how it feels bieng australian in 2026
pls bump>>223390596>>223390596>>223390596
Might start visiting all the unusual placesLike just go on Atlas Obscura and starting ticking them offProbably won't though if I'm being honest
>>223390884became too corporate
>>223390918just shut up mate
off for my incel walk
BEANS!
>>223390925you'll do fooking nothing
>>223390937the two in the back are definitely PCSOslarper gimps
ktim
i'm anti-woke
literally not a single scouse or geordie accent is real all fake performative attention seeking bollocks
does abstaining from masturbation increase testosterone levels?
>>223390982erm i don't know sorry
LUSTYCHAT DOT AI
>>223390982no
>>223391005
>>223391005c'est fini
>>223391005just not true is itbizarre detached incel fantasy
going out for a coffee, you want anything?
>>223390969i'm sleepy
alright I admit it, I've got my bum out
maddening how there are people in Europe who got away with calling themselves hung aryans
>>223391005retarded belief
>>223391042I assume you’re married with a family then? To be talking like that you must be right
Quite hard to explain away why you haven't done all the normal things by your mid-30s though isn't it
>>223391106bizarre non sequitur outburst*ignores you*
>>223391115I tend to just avoid talking people so that I don't have to explain why I am the way I am. It's easier to remain a stranger than to feel like I have to justify my weird life.
Overslept, may as well throw the whole day away now
yanks hootering and hollering at the cinema
>>223389516getting ready for church innit
I need to do something different. Change things up a bit*continues to do nothing as I have been doing since I was 18*
mental how there are zero realistic pictures of people sitting on toiletsnobody shits upright like this. people lean over and look into the bowl so they can inspect their poo
They've got cushions in Minecraft now
good morning everybody.
>>223391252alri
bro always talmbout sum good morning
Don't see what's so good about it
>>223391250strange and hurtful lie
Remember when there were Ukraine flags everywhereSeems like everyone's just moved on really
>>223391332The British folk stand with Russia
just move country and reinvent yourself you can just lie
>>223391332still one on my street!
>>223391339Good idea, ill go to Nigeria and tell them im black
wotanic
I will reinvent myself in cheadle
wotanic fungus
>>223391366im trying to help you
might go for a walk
>>223391387might come with you
When people do the current thing how do they decide to stop, it's not like Christmas decorations where there's a cutoff
>>223391387>>223391396strange and hurtful lies
NEW>>223391449>>223391449
>>223391454>>223391454
aff tae birmingham airport
>>223390525
Right well that's two news posted simultaneously isn't it
>>223391460this is the one
>>223389709positively eltonian 'dog
