i just gotta be me edition
using this one
shan't be using the jf new
britsh op + actually has an editionthis is the one
here we are then
>>223391481racst cunt. janbot will hear of this
garyseconomics is finished :(
what's going on with the commonwealth games?heard something about trannies so far
The poolrooms are neat though
>>223391484+ /brit/ isn't capitalisedthis is the one, two and three
scraped my knee on a rock yesterdayif anyone even cares...
dont like the jfs who dont post in /brit/ but feel the need to make the newthe weirdo mexican and indonesian
>>223391520Alri Peter Griffin
just bee yourself
there are 810 british artists on spotify with over 1 million listenerswhy are we so good at music
>>223391509dont care for athletics.most people dont most of the time. but some how when the olympics or commonwealth starts all the lemmings come out to see
>>223391548oasiscastthe libertineshawkwindbeyond that? not worth listening to
>noooooo! stop sexualising me!
>>223391507A subverted leftypol controlled opposition. Passively tell people 'it's the rich people's fault' without expanding on any views or giving and concrete examples. Really just a grifter.
>>223391551>cuts hair shortshort hair looks good thoughever
Cornette really just has nothing to say any more does he
>>223391596so does fat after marriage but it's a meme pic
pixar films are sentimental rubbish
>>223391582marfa bones is so sexy
Leftypol rigorously refreshing the guardian homepage waiting for an update on andrew tate's extradition
I don't like women and they don't like me
>>223391582such a scrannable little arse
Whatever happened to Netto?
>>223391629ktim
>>223391600thats because hes retold every story to every podcaster 1,000 times for 20 years, theres only so many times you can tell people you hate vince russo
whats your favourite insect?
>>223391632left the UK and briefly came back in a few places
Leftypol forcing his 7 year old nephew to watch adolescence after he picks him up from football practice on a saturday morning
>>223391650the humble bumblebee
>>223391625Unironically only ever hear about people like this from LeftypolsIf they were capable of stopping sperging for five minutes I wouldn't know who he was
>>223391650rorke
FtMs are insanewhy would anyone want to be a man
>>223391585Yeah exactly, it's all immigrants fault because
i remain stoic in the face of anti-Australian racism
>>223391665delusional lmao he's all over far right twitter and /pol/
>>223391647Territories goodFlippy shit badRhea Ripley goodOrange man bad
>>223391684i don't go on far right twitter or /pol/
look gary mate i wish it wasnt true but its just reality, if you tax rich people they'll just leave. I'm so sorry
andrew tate has to be an informant right? he's permitted to move girls and drugs and money like epstein because of the connections it finds that are useful to police then when some real tony soprano cunt gets mad at him they swoop in and pretend to arrest him
I don’t understand the point in leaving a loved one money in a will. My dad just told me he’s got a chunk of money there in his will for me, why not just give it me now like?? U see how I’m living I’m broke as fuck
>>223391684Haven't been on Twitter since 2014Never been on pol
>>223391672Really angling toward the big J because everything from mass immigration to greedy banking is under their control but gary is too scared to say anything because he's simply a puppet
>>223391665yeleftypol pretends tate is hyper rorke but really it's no different to trump/musk pretending Antifa is a real terrorist organisation
*yawns*any good posts coming?
>>223391737
i thought this was /brit/ not /britpol/. fuck you cunts are pathetic
>>223391745
Don't know anything about Andrew TateDon't know anything about 'Epstein'Why are normies so into this shit
>>223391752got any of michelle alter?
nobody over the age of 25 gives a shit about andrew tate. His key demographic are literal children and teenagers with malfunctioning brains, his content is siloed into this retard demographic so much he genuinely thinks he's le influencing society, but normal adult men are genuinely embarrassed by this freak of nature
>>223391749it's been awful for the last few days for some reason, wouldn't be surprised if the sad twats are raiding.
nothing feels better than robbing some clickbait youtuber of views by using ai to summarise his shitty video
>>223391707poor gazza
still sickabs hurt from coughing so much
>>223391752Would love to be this organised
>>223391684>far rightIndians with edgy views aren't right wing. They have no political views they are just ideological from a social perspective. Same with most thirdies. They are not political it's just a grim chud tier ideology. Tate shills Islam, is anti white and locks anyone's arse who he thinks will help him get off charges of rape, human trafficking, child porn slavery etc etc. Actual right wingers despise him as they should.
>>223391764children become adults
>>223391775is that your entertainment? reading ai summaries of clickbait youtube videos?
>>223391775how about having sex with the person you love
>>223391775touching my weener feels better
i moan backwards
Politics is just celebrity gossip for boring people
>>223391790ok*looks around*any good posts coming?
>>223391773discord trannys with nothing better to do on a Sunday. grim
>>223391811>>223391808wrong. that's fleeting.plus being mean feels better being good. it's quantifiable
>>223391836good post
>>223391762Epstein is probably the most significant scandal in modern history. A jewish supremacist who taped, pimped, trafficked, ate, killed children etc to establish control over powerful people in the west to ensure support of Israel. Goes right to the top. If you're not aware of it and don't live in a cabin in the woods you're a mong. Understand who is controlling your life.
And that's why you keep a carton of shelf-stable fake milk like oat milk in the cupboard. Because you might need milk for a coffee but not have any in the fridge and it's Sunday so the shops aren't open yet.
>>223391844grow up
>>223391840you're so aloof!!
any still wanking to girlfriend of aeons ago man in?
>>223391847congrats on having that knowledge what are you going to do about itlet me guessyou'll do nothing
>>223391857just ignore science then, LOSER
Oh he ate children did heMad that
cheltenham
>>223391860no never had a gf or had sext. 36 years old incel
>>223391877le soVVl vs soVLLESS!! GET IT??? the latin U makes it right!! bad is SOVL and good is SOVLEESS!!!
>>223391892based
>>223391860Developed hyper-specific scenarios that involve things like being allowed to have a go on one of her mates yeah
>>223391877>had to keep the colour scheme for some bureaucratic planning reason
>the rich will leaveis such a pathetic and shallow argument, I can't believe the amount of people that spout this
melty alert! melty alert!
Ordered breakfast
Normies be like:>The whole world is controlled by satanic paedophiles but they were completely right about lockdown obviously
>>223391911ktimusually involve taking drugs which lower inhibitions then her friends randomly comes over and gfberg is like "go ahead this is my fetish"
me no speak americano
got The Simpsons Hit & Run on do i
>>223391917Yes but it's the colour of them isn't it
moudlie senses tinglingheathermong is nearby
>>223391941Its true. Its not the 15th Century anymore, billionaires can and will just leave for somewhere else. Why would I stay in Britain if a wealth tax is introduced when I can just buy a trump visa and move to a state that doesn't tax me at all? Not very clever, are you leftymong?
>>223391941>tfw the child hasn't heard of the alffer curve
>>223391982I don't think you read the graph properly
>>223391951alri david furnish
>>223391953SCREAMINGso true
>>223391987boring fucking post
>>223391987you'll do nothing
how much does a PO Box cost
>>223391919the planning laws in this country are ridiculous. buddhist monasteries in this country look like they're new build housing estates in order to not look too out of place. meanwhile in other sensible countries religious buildings are allowed to build as they would in their home countries and actually look the part.
howling at the freak in here about to cry over the politics talk
I hate the establishment but would never ever support anything else
>>223392039>>223392041I accept your gracious concession.
yanks be like might go to a school with my gun and shoot kids
all mosques should be demolished
>>223392064i don't care about your argument i think you're boring
proper weird cunt this one
>>223391979Alri liquidwifi
In my lifetime there has been the Columbine massacre, 9/11, Joseph Fritzl, Madeleine Mcann, London bombing, hurricane Katrina, 2011 Japan tsunami, Grenfell fire, LA fires, Epstein and covid. Wild stuff!
Almost as if taxing the rich is a very short sighted fix and actually you need a productive economy that generates wealth instead of the whole nation being a health care service with a service industry. Open massive manufacturing plants. Frack to make energy cheap. Start building nuclear power plants yesterday. Gain some self sufficiency for food and vital resources like metals. Really not that hard. But britain was deindustrialized and demilitarized to make it a reliant cuck nation.
>>223392056Got some massive mosques near me with all the bells and whistles
>>223392058why are you howling
think i might be attractive lads
>>223391853Been contemplating this recently after being caught shortUsually I have a two pinter in the freezer but I should get some uht shit if I'm desperate
>>223392089not really that wild is it
>>223392103what do they use the bells and whistles for? thought they just used a loudspeaker for call to prayer
>>223392097
Don't really care about any of the boring tax stuff, just want the immies out
want to buy a dirt bike
>>223392127fact
youtube just recommended by episode 1 of fonejacker and fucking hell is it unfunny shite was it always for 13 year olds
Normies be like:>Well I can live with becoming a minority in own country but if they cut corporation tax by 0.25% I will go fucking feral
>>223392089>In my lifetime there has been the Columbine massacre, 9/11, Joseph Fritzl, Madeleine Mcann, London bombing, hurricane Katrina, 2011 Japan tsunami, Grenfell fire, LA fires, Epstein and covid. Wild stuffWe didn't start the fireIt was always burning since the worlds been burning
Leftypol unwilling to hear how you make the nation better because it include hard work and toil, not just taking money from billionaires and increasing social spending
every day i wake up with more grey hairs
as long as you love Britain, pay tax and don’t commit crime you’re welcome to stay here
>>223392171ktim but in my beard, I'm bald you see
leftymong is very good at mocking and strawmanning normal orthodox economics, they're still in a death spiral though. what was that quote from napoleon again
>>223392161>>223392166unfunny faggots
the girl who was arrested for driving with explosives in ireland, state of that name refuse to believe we live in a real world anymore
if all males in the world vanished except for africa and all female africans turned into males and all africans got their iq doubled who would win in an all out war between men and women
>>223392161cutting corporation tax is a good thing too. it encourages investment and job creation
>>223392205lions
>>223392196britain is a nation of vape shop owners
hate going outside all i do is stare at womens arses and tits its fucking awful
>>223392171more GHEY hairs more like
Don't believe literally anyone loves Britain as it is todayRorke hates it because there are too many browns, Leftypol hates it because there aren't enough
>>223392198The Jewish banker clan are the Rothschilds, they have an S in the middle of their name. She's just your average bloodthirsty paddy power supremacist
grown arse men who go around riding their motorbikes in groups on Sunday morning are fucking pathetic
hey jude
>>223392216DIG THE FUCKING HOLE
>>223392233that's me done
>>223392236ah yes markievicz rothchild the quintessential irish republican
>>223392243it is a bit gay
>>223392243seething bedoid getting triggered by the hairy bikers
ABYSMAL THREAD
why did they want to bomb northern ireland again if its already going to join the republic probably within 20 years. wouldn't that just make them less likely to rejoin
>>223392264
>>223392271>markieviczIt's pronounced Sarah
>>223392164srea
>>223392243they're combining an interest with some socialising are they? what a fucking disgrace
irish car bomb more like irish corrrr bomb
>>223392282all part of the plan
>>223392282It's not about getting Northern Ireland. It's about murdering British children, same as it always has been
>>223392298I wouldnt mind taking down her republican particulars
got the frasier on
>>223392332jej
Why is this Irish bomb plot getting SO much attention? It literally happens all the time I remember a few months back they did a car bomb outside a police station and it went off no one gave a fuck
>>223391650shield bugs
Out for some walkies
>>223392347wanking to Daphne is it?
>>223392358This one was prevented, so the Guards and NCA can take credit for it for a change instead of having to stand there with their tails between their legs apologising for the death toll
Get them fedGet them housedGet them Arsenal season tickets
>>223392358because its a fit bird in her early 20s
Wish the Roman Empire never collapsed ladsImagine a Roman Britain with beautiful gardens and temples everywhere
>>223392358caught in the south so the news reached a bigger audience
stink bug apologists in the thread right now
The Real IRA of Newtownabbey
>>223392385>Arsenal season ticketsWomen's team only
doing farts
don't talk to me until i've had my coffee
>Terrorism:|>Terrorism, woman:o
andy burnham es just like me e is, just like me da e is
nice bit of braising steak for this afternoon
the coffeeing hour
>>223392407I've had two, I feel weird. Don't normally imbibe caffeine
>>223392397I live they stank
>>223392411wonder what rorkes opinion would be if it was a brown woman instead
>>223392411u realise she’s not actually a terrorist right. these groups kidnap someone put a bomb in their car and force them to drive it somewhere
Let him that didn't have a mad bomber phase cast the first stone
Sir Andrew Burnham
*ruins england*
Right well how come all those kids we spent years indoctrinating with extreme views grew up to hold extreme viewsHow did that happen then
Pumping some classic Carly Rae jepson on the AirPods
good morning sparkle squad x
>>223392298Type of Irish bird who looks like complete dogshit without makeup
the troubles is such a nothingburger feels like it was just like a dozen larpers from each side doing fuckall
>>223392471good postmore like this please
it's raining
>>223392473So every Irish bird then
>>223392476well apart from all of those bombings and killings
>>223392454Shouldn't you be reigning over your multiple realms instead of posting on /int/
>>223392243seething cager
it's so fucking over for us this season
>>223392476like a 5 year special military operatiom
Refreshing the YouTube homepage for 3 hours again aren't I
>no no you don't understand Jerry - they're e-girls!>e-girls, Jerry!
>>223392498You don’t own a motorbike
>>223392512anything good?
>>223392473most of them look like pic related, or occasionally noel gallagher with longer hair. not a blessed race de oirish.
posted my face last night but hopefully no one saw it before I deleted it
>>223392503dead ting kit omds, screams of relegated with 15 points
>>223392298would shove my pipe-bomb into her muffler
Mad how sending them all into timeout to think about their actions actually worked
>>223392503Don't worry mate there are endless seasons in the future, that's the great thing about football, it never ends
would be quite funny if Arsenal went and got vini jr and then went and finished 4th and won nothing
Now pumping some classic Tom waits on the AirPods
er...https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1785057916334770.webm
>>223392515Do soI have a car as well but you have more freedom on a motorbike
>>223392529I'd unironically take that. genuinely just want to be better than derby and I'm already bricking it at that. our best players left, we missed out on a couple of transfer targets and the most notable player to come in so far is fucking jack butland
just dont understand the british obsession with wonderwallthe team should be coming out to central cee
im at the most fuckable age of my life but the only thing fucking me is life
Had a proper old-school Labour history teacher (Scouse), she got genuinely mad at us when we didn't automatically think everything Britain had done was necessarily wrong
>>223392541
>>223392540What's Tom waiting for
>>223392476yeah 3000 deaths in 30 years. 9/11 did that in one day. the mental part is that they just let everyone out of jail in the end and the ira are now the biggest political party in nothern ireland. literal murderers on tv now talking about potholes and carrier bag charges
>>223392562>Yeah I hate the British Empire too, it was ruled by jews and didn't depopulate India and Africa
>>223392486The grass is gonna love this
>>223392547Right then are you a middle aged bloke who goes out on little group rides on a Sunday morning? If not why the fuck you getting offended for
15/10 in Ireland
The World at War re-watch for me. Maybe it ends differently this time
She never told me she was 14
>>223392567Rorke for make a good post
Don't understand Love Island, meHow do a group of strangers manage to fall in love with each other? Surely there must be cases of people saying "no I don't find any of you lot attractive"
I admire that despite all of our shortcomings, britain is still ahead on the self destruction path. that's what you get for torturing indian people
Still a bit of green to be found
>>223392594HE WAS A MAN AGAINST TIME!
>>223392608WOOF WOOF WOOFBARK BARK
when Donald trump won the first election my year 9 form teacher started crying in front of the whole class saying he’s going to ruin the world
>>223392605The selection process filters those people out, on top of applicants already being to sort of people who will be happy to pretend for social media clout even if they don't like any of the others on the show
Would you watch a fat man on telly?
>>223392550It should be 'The Seeker' by The Who
>>223392608>in association with One StopClearly a serious prize then
mad how when i don't use the internet i feel good and when i use the internet i feel terrible and depressed and yet i still continue to use the internet
>>223392636blud things this is quidditch :skull:
>>223392533its officialthe football is officially going on forever
>>223392608Oh matt awwright what has become of you
>>223392626well she wasn't wrong was she
>>223392626I won £350 from betting on the result wahey
new >>223391000>>223391000>>223391000
When's he rounding up the gays and putting them in camps thenIt'll be any day now right
>>223392690he's not well
In 1983, 10-year-old Jo-Anne Pedersen was locked out after an argument with her older sister and called her mother from a payphone. An unknown man took the receiver and said, “If you’re not here within half an hour, I’ll call the police.” Her mother arrived in 15 minutes, but Jo-Anne was gone.
>>223392700He already has, when was the last time you met an LGBTQIA+ person who wasn't fearful for their wellbeing?
if we’re being honest as brits we should have a right to America just like northern Irish do with Ireland. If you’re northern Irish and want a Irish passport you can get one no questions asked
>>223392593for me it's Becky Lynch
>>223392712that unknown man has since been found to be innocent btw
biz idea: football ends in 20 years and whoever wins the last season wins football forever and then we all move on to a different sport for about 200 years
>>223392720Mad how it's actually harder for us due to the diversity lottery
>>223392690he's so, so ill
Wish Emma Watson would sit on my face and fart.
>>223392593>>223392736for me it's maria
>>223392549grim, reckon the only way any promoted teams stand a chance of staying up is by spending £150m and getting lucky that at least 75% of the signings they make art complete shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FErn5zpAa98uh oh
>>223392747Unless you’re some nerd in tech your only real option is marrying an American woman
>>223392739Quidditch next?
torqueypops showeringd2 brokenstaff cleaning cvp off floorsdysons humming
>>223392756is she Irish though?
>>223392549>>223392759wow what a great sport
>>223392774you are severely mentally ill
>>223392775she's greek (same thing) and has a sister named Janny
>>223392774gimmick's dead ziedsthis is what's left of it
I deserve a large home in a small Midwestern town and a blonde wife of Northern European extraction
had a friend at uni who always commented on the fact that i look like my mum and not at all like my dadwhen he came over for drinks and my mum was around they would openly flirt and joke around like they were best budsnot sure what to make of this
>>223392803same but Montana
mad to think that hublot, ciroc, shell, and vodafone are paying some belgian autist to post in /brit/
>>223392792>she's greekdoesn't look like itI only know Becky Lynch from a show Story Warz, I'm not a wrestling fan. She was very charming.
'd2' means divided by 2, in reference to the age of consent (16) so he is talking about 8 year olds when he says that
Sad to see what's become of him, it's like watching Rooney at Derby
Watching TLDRnews with my decaf woffee x
for me it's also sasha (she's irish)
>>223392815Needs more bike lanes and brown men delivering pizzas sorry
>>223392822what are you some sort of Schizo Classicist?
i deserve a mystery meat gf and a home in arizona
guys your 4watt setting is turned all the way up, make sure you turn it down hehe
>>223392868That would also be acceptable
>>223392844one of their videos just came up on my autoplaymental how clearly biased and shite they are
>>223392844sounds womfy x
>>223392865im versed in ziedyology
elliott page was fit when he was a girl
>YWN finish your highly-paid shift at Buc-ees and stop at Chick-fil-A on the way back to your air-conditioned condo with swimming pool
lots of diarrhoea last night. giving up alcohol now. it's vile muck
AI = Actually Indian API = A Person in IndiaLLM = Low cost Labour in India AGI = A Genius Indian GPT = Gujarati Professional Typer
>>223392931say this every weekend don't you
Mad really
>>223392973right that's a pregnant man
>>223392787tough at the top init
this has to go down as one of the worst weekends ive ever had. woke up yesterday at 8am couldnt get back to sleep and then had the shits all day spent 12 hours on instagram reels then got drunk. woke up this morning at 4.30am couldnt sleep and have wanked 6 times in 11 hours and im hungover. i need to be imprisoned for my own good
>>223392844I'll be making a double expresso to cancel out this wokeness
godless orientalshttps://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785017891489324.webm
>>223392871whats 4watt>>223393004scored a ludicrously early bedtime at 3pm yesterday and now my sleep schedule is FUCKED
>>223393015BWC
ziedbelg in 2026
Windy out
>>223393047s
DETEST being so hairy at 30+ i'm shaving my fucking arse every fucking fortnightit's nasty having to squat down on a mirror and try to save around your arsehole
I'm going to poo myself
>>223393063perfec location for a smoke x
>>223393069get a bidet off amazon and you dont need to shave your arse
>>223393073right well don't
new >>223393091>>223393091>>223393091
>>223392436is the brown woman sexy?