I'm a bit worried about Tim. All he does all day is stay inside his smelly little incel flat watching tv and going on the internet.>no friends>no girlfriend/wife>no children>no social life at all to speak ofThat's no way to live edish
>>223393069If you're gay enough to shave your arse then surely you're gay enough to get it waxed
Leftypol lost
>>223393094no i don't like having hair down there my gf can't rim me after a week of growth>>223393106t. hairless little peach fluff boy
All celebrities are prostitutes
when i went to get my back waxed, they said i shouldn't shave it because it makes it harder to wax
>>223393117The BWC only look
boring threads the past couple of hours
honest thoughts?
Mad how different things were before the wokeYou can put on U&Dave and watch a panel show where five white men joke about shagging and it's from le ancient year of 2014 AD
>>223393136only boring people get bored
>>223393117she should be my gf, I think she will enjoy it
>>223393116Guarantee I've got more hair than you but I feel no need to shave it
>>223393063Very niceWhere is that? Gonna guess Hampshire
>>223393143not reading all that
>>223393144
>>223393143This stirs me little
Got hairy legs but a hairless upper bodyLook like a fucking Pokémon
>>223393135will you shut up man
>>223393116buy some Nads For Men cream lad it's much easier than shaving and the regrowth doesn't itch
>>223393091looks like a lovely flat desu
mad how flammable europe is, feels like an open goal for russia really
>>223393150that's rank. >>223393187isn't that the same as veet? why is the men version different?
need to win the lottery so I can just shag escorts every day
love when brit cucks reply to me and I ignore them, always begging for an australians attention
I'd smoke here if I partook
Actually tempted to watch The Five Star Weekend to look at the sexy middle-aged lasses but it'll be woke nonsense I just know it
>>223393217ktimgetting a (You) from an australia is worth at least five british (You)s
hi lads do Royal Mail deliver on Sundays
>>223393206it doesn't sting like veet does and smells better
>>223393227rapes you
>>223393217yes too true mate you cunts rule this general
>>223393143mad how there is a 0% chance this person has ever met an english person in real lifejust developed a strange hatred from his apartment block in volgograd
>>223393217haha same lad wuu2
I don't believe it. first post I make today and I get immediately raped! this spells bad news for the rest of the day
Want to suck farts from her butt.
>>223393217Bruce you are so fucking based it's unreal.
hope an australian replies to me today
Women's Matchplay on in a couple of hours, Big Beau gonna smash
might apply to a 4chan janitorship just to stop emmayank
popeyes chicken sandwich :((
Sad seeing old wrestlers and they just look like old men now
if you had to kill an animal every day to live realistically what animal would you chooseit has to be a proper animal can't say a fly or ant or something. it has to be an animal that understands what you're doing to it
Ask yourself a simply questionHave you ever been to the future before?And anotherHave you ever even been to the past?If you take away all thoughts of the future and the past right now, where does the future and the past go? Neither will make themselves known to you through presence, neither will knock on the door with substance
farts are smelling very meaty today
>>223393183got a properly freakish hair growth pattern me
>>223393314rabbitses
>>223393314most people already do that
australians are all fucking dicksss man
>>223393314lobster then i could scran it
how come there's no Veet hair removal cream for your pubes? I just want it to be smooth down there, completely bald scrotum like Dr Evil.
>>223393314ant
>>223393301BIG fan
>>223393314chicken or fish
>>223393350pick one you frail incel
>>223393342It works on pubes too
>>223393314crab
>>223393314one of the biomass
woke up and instantly wanked my cockworthless slug of a man that I am
never understood that whole "female pubic hair pattern" thing for kleinfelters
>Ask yourself a simply question
>>223393342
>>223393362they all say it's not meant to be used on pubes though
>>223393361fish then *collapses into dust*
>>223393314you mean I have to kill an animal that's is small enough so it can feed me for a day so I'll have to kill another one the next day?
French anon here. Arrived in London. Tried THREE FUCKING DIFFERENT Greggs locations, none of them sell pork pies. What the actual FUCK explain yourselves
>>223393395s
>>223393397they don't sell pork pies in Gregg's
>>223393397got nice pork pies in m&sx
>>223393393Funny. But I don't want to talk to you any more as this seems like a boring waste of time
>>223393143Do you still hate Anglos?
>>223393397Haha did someone tell you they sell pork pies in Greggs They sell sausage rolls
>>223393397go back where you can from frog bastard
>>223393397sounds like someone's been telling you porkies !!
need a boring fact about a niche subject to send to a lass on the apps. what you got for me lads?
>>223393425yes, I am just too lazy to post about it.
>>223393248Same goes for 95% of anti-anglo jfs
>>223393397nigga wasting his sunday touring london's greggses for something they never sell
>>>/tv/222064741
>>223393453have you ever met one
>>223393450all cpu chips are built exactly the same way but some of them just don't work properly so they sell those as i3 or i5 chips depending on how many of the cores are fucked. just random variation that makes some of them partially knackered.
YouTube loves recommending me videos with names like "Debunking Johnny Nobody's TERRIBLE take on the Franco-Prussian war" (2 hours 37 minutes)
How many times have you seen someone IRL wearing a Burzum shirt?I saw one when I was getting the train before covid, looked like a total sperg
>>223393477no or else I'd be jailed for homicide
>>223393501this is, huh, wow
>>223393501
the Soviet-Afghan War was so kino
>>223393505i doubt it
If you're a foreigner and you kill an English person now they give you a medal
sneezing like a mad cunt
>>223393543dead now of course
airport is scary
sexually assaulted by a headache again
>>223393533i should find a foreigner to be killed by so i can improve somebodys life by my death
>>223393543ocd
anyone here seen The Odyssey? is it good
>>223393471idgi
>>223393587nah havent seen it me
canadian paedo is back
wonder what brunette burzum listeners think about vargina and his blonde supremacy
>>223393562Stay safe honey x
>russian hates Anglos >posting in /brit/ ?
>>223393587I haven't seen it
>>223393596okay, is it good?
just announced my headache and mums came to bother me about some utterly inane bullshit omds
Sorry but you're allowed to fancy girls who were 14 when you were 14You just are sorry
>>223393603my brown hair is just dark blondex
>>223393587Nah it’s shite
an effective way to combat anglo hate is just say something like "bit rude" and feign being upset. they will back track and say shit like "oh there are some good english people i don't mean all of you are bad"
>>223393609is it good
off to cleaver valley
>>223393607security man felt my ankle for some reason
love the smell of my sweaty balls, lads
>>223393639where the dead dance all among the trees x
>>223393587Nope. Not seen it.
>>223393637kino
>>223393314If you fail to find and kill one on any particular day are you kill?
>>223393647samenot your sweaty balls obviously, meant minebut i'll try anything once
>>223393644be more than your ankle if it were me haha xit's fine TSA felt up my entire arse and bollocks
>>223393631Shut up faggot.
>>223393587I read the book innit
>>223393673bit rude
>>223393629incredible cinematography
>>223393673strange and hurtful post
I've started doing the "oh really, mad that" thing when people express strong opinions and it does sort of work
>>223393679yeah but have you watched the film
>>223393587accorrding to /tv/ nobody in the world have ever actually seen it, the studio just bought all the tickets to fake a success while the cinemas are completely empty
>>223393700work how
played abe's oddysee
>>223393727They get a bit embarrassed and stop going on about it usually
>>223393627am i allowed to wank to the memories many years later
Last film I saw at the pictures was Rogue One
Nonces feel the need to let everybody know about their sick fantasiesWonder why honestly
>>223393744oh really, mad thathave you seen The Odyssey mate
in bed listening to burzum
I fear Bitcoin drops soon
>>223393784hopefully it drops to zero
>>223393747No sorry that's the death penalty for you mate
>>223393723oh really, mad that
>>223393766need for attentionthey get a thrill out of doing something everyone else considers wrong
just been compressed into a ball and booted into the net by Woke FC
>>223393784think there's a recession coming but i don't know how to capitalize on it
>>223393767Nah bit scared of deep water mate
might try and get my manual license. Manual cars seem a lot cheaper than auto
woke fc vs norf fcwho wins
year 12
>>223393817bizarre lie
doing things of various levels of importance
>>223393832strange and hurtful lie
Haha Woking are shit mate you should follow Chelsea
>>223393846ktim
>canada pedo posting little girls>janny sleep>i say nigger>janny rage
Third poo of the day and it's not even noon
Are you more of a Brittonic or Gaelic man?
>>223393766everywhere else they have to repress and hide it and this is the only place where there is no risk of repurcussionssome of them feel resentful that they have to repress elsewhere, and so revel in making people annoyed and uncomfortable by expressing themselves when they can
>>223393784Should be 0
>>223393900gael me
>>223393900Er dunno and don't really care
>>22339390045th generation roman man
Is it easy to get a trans gf or nahIt's for a screenplay I'm writing
>>223393850Which part
had a dream that i killed heathermong
>>223393880are they satisfying poos are is your arse rawer than a japanese lunchbox
Got some bargains from Waitrose
>>223393912Et tu, Rorkvs?
I HATE paedophiles! DAE fucking hate paedophiles? They're bad you see therefore hating them makes me good!
gael dem
>>223393937where are all the crisps and frozen pizzas
>>223393900I’m nothing. I’m a nobody on a doomed planet
>>223393962paedophile
>>223393953yes mate you want to rape children, very original, very droll
I love women of the legal age of consent and not one day younger
right wellington
>>223393937Why are you not buying organic chicken?
Heading home
might have a cry
>>223393989No it's the exact opposite! I HATE paedophiles you see! If you disagree with me you must be one of them you sick freak!
>>223393962bit gay
>>223394016you'll do nothing
>>223394025
basically just been asleep since friday night
Give the paedos footballer's wages
>>223394042what about the footballers?
Yesterday at job we found a little baggie with a white powder in it in one of the toilets. It was warm to the touch and my colleague said it smelled horrible and therefore wasn't snow
>>223394054paedo wages
>>223393962gaybo
>>223394054Nurses wages
>>223394042
>>223394025don’t even know what this is supposed to bebad bait? unironic paedo-posting? get a fucking grip you freak
i think it's fair to say that if some things were legal, a lot more people would do them
>>223394084such as?
>>223394078don't recall asking
Can't think of the British Isles without the word paedoph in front of itThe Paedoph British Isles
>>223394088um... speeding
>>223394112everyone speeds already
>>223394078Yeah anyway that'll be the meatballs and a strawberry Rekorderlig takk mate
they might have to evacuate the entire city of bordeaux due to the fires mad
can i get some username suggestions please
>>>/tv/222066071
>>223394128rekordelig is rank, choose summersby instead, also tack*
>>223394132sir_gay_pornypops
>>223394120i don'tlike to take my time
>>223394132b1gd1cksw1ng
>>223394129Like Lemmy said, Overkill. Trying to convince us of something. Invented crises.
>>223394120speeding is low IQ
>>223394129Kohlchan has informed me the fires are quite serious
Deano living like a king
coco lovelock
>>223394129Would NOT leave my smelly incel cave unless the fires were down the street
>>223394137that's the next 20 minutes sorted
Going to be honest here I don't really care about France
>>223394178are you drunk
>>223394132employed woman
>>223394178There's a fucking massive fire you stupid cunt
wanking a nipple
lost 8kg since i started my dietblatt
>>223394178you're a mongo bastard
>>223394132bob
>>223394251s
keep ur mind on ur money and dont trust no bitch
Don't like them a day under 85 me
>>223394203I've seen a fire in real life and it's not something you would want to be in
>>223394274caveman type conversation
I have 6 figures in the bank
>>223394289scream
any Wotanic Individuals in
>>223394289HOWLINGORF
do you think they had a /brit/ equivalent back in caveman times
>>223394225>>223394231>>223394242Manufactured crises.
>>223394289sc
Sorry my posts haven't been very good today, just working my way back into form
>>223394289gp
how can I make the most of the coming recession if I am unemployed no mates live at home £290 savings £100k+ student debt no degree
>>223394347that's ok, we know you're the best poster here and you're allowed to have an off-day every now and then :)
>>223394324How so
doing the haka
>>223394340mogs me
>>223394340mad how far away his willy is from his pelvis
>>223394181>climate change is f-ACK
listen and learn rorke
>>223394189I think that's the first photo of a British street I've seen with a bit of blue sky in it if I'm honest
wonder what it's like to have a gf
15c and raining round my way
Coming up with a new meme. I just have the name of it so far. It's called: Pingas
>>223394431never gonna catch on is it
>>223394436I shagged you mama
how did 115,308 soviets get hepatitis in afghanistan. what were they doing? pooraping?
bradley wash pscormea
>>223394189uncannily similar to one of the streets in my town
does any millenoomers here remember when guardiola played in the busquets role?
Four new Prime Ministers since I last had sexFOURThat's insane
>>223394436>>223394444Pingas
howl roar
must be nice to live on a canal boat and do canal wanks in the evening after you've closed all the hatches for the night
>>223393314australian
>>223394474imagine this is what an animal /brit/ would look like most of the time
>>223394466Remember him on Championship Manager and that but you didn't really get to see a lot of foreign football back thenWas he at Euro 96
>>223394511Be quiet
>>223394468The last time I had sex was under Gordon Brown
>>223394529quite a big lad to be bottomed by. fair play
>>223394511lol same
doing a little dance
>>223394486>
Pingas live reaction
There are fully-grown adults walking around whose first World Cup memory is the 7-1
>>223394529how long did it take him to cum
still haven't got any rain
So what, so what, so what you boring little cunt
you have to feel for these undercover officers just dumping load after load into hairy Greta Cunberg growler night after night on a beach or a fishing trawler without reprieve it's absolutely gruelling work but someone has to do it to gain precious info on these anti-whaling terrorists
linesman got sent off yesterday for throwing the flag at the ref here
>>223394556Like 20 minutes he wouldn't shut up about saving the world
>>223394559We had about 15 minutes of it this morning
>>223394549should remake this with pearce quigley
>>223394554Going to need this post removing thanks
>>223394559had it all weekend. god blesses scotland. we'll be an independent super power in the future but only because everyone else will look like burning steppes in world of warcraft
if national socialism was so great then why did they lose?
mad how there are people who are into referees and linesmen and have posters of them on the wall and comment love hearts on their social media posts and tape little flags to their knob so when they get hard it looks like their knob is calling offiside.
>>223394645Corr imagine all the immies that you'll get
>>223394529born under tony blair i hope
>>223393116Mate just get it waxed>hairlessyeah that's the point of shaving isn't it? Except that's more of a pain in the ass and lasts about two days. Wax lasts like a month and the regrowth is less itchy.
Sucking one of those monster energy ultras
>£2 buses>£2 halal cart>£2 copay
>>223394643wonder how many spycops shagged her on the flotilla
the greys are getting very boldthis one was just sat there for a minute staring at meegging me on
>>223394709no bowl stick stickmtn dew or crab juice
>>223394709Blog on
Mad how the terrorists wonWe all thought it was a joke but they really did win
probably illegal to sail a boat and park wherever you want like this nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z967zxe_Lik>>223394603or this guy
>>223394743thanks
all the pieces are falling into place
well that's the incelroom clean and tidy, need to organise some bits
>>223394709NYC genuinely has to be the most unliveable city in the developed world.Just so fucking disgusting, homeless schizos EVERYWHERE , smell is 24/7 urine or weed.theres not even any normal people left there, it's just rich jews, minorities and the odd italian.i got called a white nigger by a homeless women because i didnt give her change who then proceeded to follow me for the better part of three blocks muttering incoherently
last time i wanked disraeli was in the morning papers talking about the poo naan affair
>>223394764Was on about the proper ones sorry
>>223394777>smell is 24/7 urine or weedktimcb(kek this is my childhood bedroom)
>>223394709why do you no longer live in New York
get sweaty poo arse me
>>223394807bit racist :[
>>223394817I was there in January.
>>223394789>>223394789>>223394789>>223394789>>223394789
hi
right um
>>223394743ye but it was exactly what counter terrorists wanted. they've been in cahoots the whole time
>>223394777i dislike it too even the ultra elite wealthy areas aren’t even that that nice compared to the equivalent in london
>>223394580doing a read about this
