Autumn editionPrevious >>223396486From the archive >>223320314Wiki https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_BritainNews https://www.bbc.co.ukShopping https://www.amazon.co.uk
novel OP gimmick concept
I love you guys!
>>223398348True Brits don't do their shopping with an American business. Buy local goods
>>223398348
find it very difficult to focus on multiple things at onceif i have something coming up in 5 days then i can't do basically anything else productive like find a job
Might be going back to being a toilmong shortlyHATE it
>>223398394
my life a gay porn hehehehe transatlantic male sex
>>223398385<3
>>223398395
>>223398394Me on the left except my hat is bigger
gayporn.com is its own site while straightporn.com redirects to masturbate.com. So straight porn wins because they claim the entire act of masturbating instead of just being porn
Cleaned the bathroom a little bit. Now it smells like Marseille soap after I passed it with the spray mop. Tomorrow or later I can do the living room. Now considering a wank, but also feel I am wasting the day a little bit.
>>223398427i've wasted everyday for the past few months
the amazon bameforest
Haven't showered since Thursday personally
Autumn looms.
>>223398445cor I wish I was there
>>223398441Been there.Have you got a gf or bird?
>>223398348Don't like this shite don't do it again
>>223398427don't understand mopping. feels like you're just moving dirt around
>>223398342DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK, IT GOES TO GAY PORN
>>223398447if I'm going to work then I shower in the morning and if I'm going into town on a day off then I'll shower getting ready but on days off where I'm not leaving the house I don't shower as there's no point
>>223398470no tartno matesno job
>>223398445little indio fellas
>>223398473I first passed the floor with the hoover, then swiped it with tissue after I sprayed bleach. Whatever the mop brought up I swiped again with tissue. The spray mop uses hot water with whatever detergent you want to mix in, so it is good for bacteria.
funniest part of spaino’s larp was his hate for weed
>>223398525for me it was him pretending to be a normie when hes actually a middle aged obese disabled paki
rather quiet in here for a sunday afternoonlads too busy out with the missus
>>223398488I miss my neetdom days. Just off uni, no more under the spell of "mental disease" but understanding responsibility for my life, dossing on 4chan, going out drinking...always remember that waged labour is an exception in your life, which you are meant to enjoy.
when will the rains cleanse this land
any flat in central York master race man in?
am gay
Eventually work starts to feel like "play"
>>223398572can you not post that please actually
need to empty my balls now :/
>>223398542or theyre wanking with both hands so they physically cant type out their posts
While advocating the eradication of Palestine, a Jewish woman in the West Bank tells Palestinians “there is a big future for them in Europe.”https://nitter.net/TooWhiteToTweet/status/2079209154904801583#m
>>223398582I can do my actual job with my eyes shut but I still hate going to work every day. Mainly because I have autism and everyone at my work despises me.
>>223398572christ that was erotic
>>223398571my dad circa 1979
>>223398595mental how evil they are
>>223398572Leftypol believes that all women should make these videos because it's 'liberating'
reckon if i worked as a barrister or behind a bar then i'd charm a few of the ladies
>>223398646
>>223398646quite a nice bottom all things considered
>>223398650what about a barber? that also contains the string 'bar'
you lot posting these sexy posts are the reason my gf is going to get a proper fucking later from my johnson. im sure she would send her thanks
>>223398611don't know who this is but there's a read scottish phenotype at play
Might do a naval HOI4 playthrough with germany.
wowwwww drugs dude legalise it all dude.man its natural bro........*brain explodes whilst having stroke*dude im tellin ya the elites are controllin us
>>223398650*bangs gavel*order, order: two lattes
>>223398650I used to get chatted up loads when I briefly worked in a barit was weird because I never really get approached or flirted with at all in general life I think women see barmen as a like a drug dealer. women like drug dealers, and bar men are basically drug dealers when you think about it, selling drugs
Not calling it ShkodaNot calling it Hyoon-day
>>223398663catblorg
https://boriswave.com/
the employim can’t fathom someone having money without working a j*bTheir minds are so raped I feel for them
Would appreciate if neighbours didn't use power tools every single sunday
>>223398677Oh so these pictures, not your gf herself?
why dont you just buy a 600k house where thats average price in that area if you dont like living around browns
>>223398721Chill beats to immigrate and claim benefits to
>>223398690
took like half an hour to get my kfc order and they were out of gravyplace was chockablock with 'omass as well just shouldnt have bothered
Fungus lurking
might stroll to the shops and purchase a special edition Redbull.For a treat innit
>>223398731>the employimSCHMELLINGGoodun
>>223398721ai slop
>>223398778its 3 oclock mate 6 hours til bedtime what u chatting redbull
>>223398785Always gets me that one
Based
The delights of this world have been withheld from me because I'm too shy. I'm subhuman.
Cats are Semitic in nature. They were worshipped by ancient Semites. They come from the near east. Their behaviour is Semitic, feminine, sly, narcissistic, self absorbed, snake like. Contrast the dog. Descendant of the wolf tamed by Ice Age Siberians (common ancestor of Aryans and Native Americans). Solar. Proud. Fierce. Loyal. Outwardly loving. Empathetic. Will to power.
>>223398721screaming
>>223398814Never actually listened to The Subhumans
letting out a wotanic howl
>>223398731fantasticid love to suck you off if i could
>>223398855You are Running Wolf, son of Hunting Wolf, son of Killing Wolf
Anyone here unemployed but make money from crypto and stocks or an online business?
>>223398799beddy bo bo’s is 11pm so I’m safe
>>223398867
>>223398903Are you obsessed with castrating other men?
Japanese schoolgirl outfits
>>223398881No sorry I just own a barbers, a vape shop and a takeaway
mental how fucking fit they are
>>223398825>They were worshipped by ancient Semites. They come from the near eastEgypt
hehehe they are :)
>>223398924All seems above board. As you were.
>>223398889i cant do caffeine after noon else im awake until 3am
>>223398881no I earn it through drugs and pimping
nigga said hehehe michael jackon aah
screaming about how I won't be getting my drugs today because Royal Mail don't deliver on Sundays it seems
Got some sort of ear infection and it grim
cheese pasta
might stop wfhtoiling and go in the office. get stuff done (NOT WORK THO LOL)
I've been switched off the last week. Has Burnham been a disaster? are we fucked?
right time to get on the tinnies and bokkles
can't make it past the 1997 checkpoint on boriswave.comMade it as high as 2004 in play but keep dying.
>>223399015No everything's fixed now don't worry
the latest purchase
would drink again tonight but I'm afraid that the diarrhoea demon will wreak havoc on my arse again
>>223398571flat in central Liverpool for me x
gimme some yous
>>223399015>I've been switched off the last week.this lads a robot
screamingtoil freaks do be like this
>>223399037(8) do the boris wave (8)
>>223399090screambeep boop aah nigga
remember that video of the guy who's a receptionist and starts punching himself in the head then starts cryingmental that
>>223399065>fat freehmm really, the ball of sugar doesnt have fat in it
>>223399114did this when I lost at fifa as a teen
Remember those videos of Chinese fellas dropping dead in the street
we need immigrants
getting back onto the youtube grindgoing in with the mindset that my videos do not need to be perfect they just need to serve a purposeif a literal goblin like seasidemark can amass some sort of following so can i
the watch
Finally some fucking rain
>>223398970everyone knows they dont deliver on Sundays, you should have planned ahead you degenerate druggie fucking cunt
>>223399114perhaps you will enjoy this one
>>223399168Girly them brows ain't it
>>223399114wonder what caused him to react that way
>>223399092*enters toil*
>>223399203too intelligent to care about vapid shit like that you boring bastard
don’t know why Andy bumham wants to take away the freedom to choose what you want to do in life. If someone wants to be homeless so they can do heroin all day who are we to stop them. Stop wasting money on this whole homeless nonsense
>>223399090chatgtt looking ahh
>too intelligent to care about vapid shit like that you boring bastard
>>223399188got any more of these?
the doom dark ages dlc is really great lads
>>223399263scored an early bedtime
>>223399259yeah fedora green text real zinger mate, do it again i'm sure it'll make you feel ebtter
>>223399288s
Big shoutout to Rorke
>>223399263>>223399288watching my excellent ceiling in childhood bedroom in home
homeless man die but food at he funeral …
sister got fat and she's not as hot anymore
>>223399332homeless man beg because he knows inside my wallet the money
if u think ruby granger didnt get her beaver spunked in whilst in university ur dreaming
>>223399303mad thisgonna have to share it in the church whatsapp
>>223399359She isn't like that
>>223399383lol
>>223399303How does he read the road signs?
>>223399359i noshed on her minge at oxfordbosh
>>223399119lmao same used to hit myself in the thigh with the controller, proper sperg behaviour
>>223399359she gets her cunt tonguepunched on the regular
>>223399359terrible thing to think about much less say
>>223399188nice flooring, might put some of that in the bathroom
nyord vee pee anne
I'm going to try this new Tesco fruit fusion drink. Fizzy drinks normally give me a bad stomach so I'll only have a little bit.
>>223399140remember one where he's shaking on the hospital bed
>>223399484runt
ruby is my gf. say another crude thing about her and i'll punch you
>>223399263bet her room smells
>>223399303Looked like he was falling asleep behind the wheel for a moment there
captain blondebush of the nyord vee pee anne's revenge
>>223399512when's the sex tape coming out?
>>223399512she has at least 3 bodies. every single even slightly normal girl does
done the first part of my cooking
>>223398385x
They shouldn't have air shows over city centres where people are working they should have them in fields in the middle of nowhereNext year I'll have an ai powered anti aircraft machine with four to eight green lasers on it to bring down these performative twats who should be in combat
got 3 cans left so going to drink them tonight
Ruby x Blakeney
gut feels like a lava lamp with the gas bubbles gurgling aroundhonestly a vile descriptor but it needs to be said
sex with 2D women .jpgs and .pngs
everything on ancient aliens is real
couldn't be arsed doing my spelling homework in year 3 and life has pretty much been an unrecoverable downward spiral from there
Hmm just saw someone admitting to planning something that would be against US law, which makes it conspiracy. I believe that is a US law, you can't
Meanwhile on BBC news.
could have a shower and a shave, could do that, probably won't
>>223399493rorke tell your grandad to get that dress off
hope do hopeful of future romance incels cope with the fact that after 28 or so you're staring down the barrel of having to settle for a single mother or a mentalist that no one else wanted
Hmm I just saw someone with a Canadian flag make a shit whiny post like he does a million times a day every day
He saw it, he saw it!
Snowy winter days can't come soon enough I say. Ultimately it doesn't matter because I just stay inside in my room but nevertheless.
Bameocracy
>>223399630bbc power
>>223399634what about the lovely asian ladies?
Might just start shagging twinks
fungus
>>223398721quite a good game tbqh
>>223399667bit gay
that's amazon saying my parcel is arriving today but the delivery driver is hundreds of miles away on the map
>>223399658>>223399676Do you ever stop being such a weird social parasite piggybacking on what other people say and do?
>>223399702bame will fly to your home ok
>>223399634just going to shag young tarts with daddy issues when i hit my 40-50s
>>223399701NEED to go into this shop every single day to buy something and nervously hope to be served by this girl but inevitably get served by an old bloke instead
if you have a meltdown because of the word fungus then what does that make you
>>223399263>>223399288
>>223399701You look fun to talk to
Amazon BAME steaming over on a Harrier jump jet to deliver my plastic Chinese shite
fungal melty
fungal meltydown
you just know that ruby's pussy is a god tier innie
business idea: amazon should create a 'bame bus' its like the fortnite bus in the sky and delivery bames will parachute out to deliver items
dollymong losing his head
my life a dvd from poundland
>>223399744too much iron in your brain affects your ability to regulate emotion
it's only the fungus who says dollymong
>>223399768her vaginal biome is S-tier
>>223399037got as high as Cameron era
he's ruined his life
>>223399744nobody is having a meltdown over your posts and nobody ever has, you're just a weird person who produces nothing and constantly reacts to others like some mouth gaping youtuber
is there ever actual a deal on Amazon? Like when I see a product and it’s a discounted price is that real or just trickery
>>223399768and you know it grips
it is mental though how boris said he was going to get a firm grasp on immigration then let millions in
>>223398646curvy Asian women are elite
I'm in your walls.
>>223399799No free lunches
not being able to post his AI black men is affecting him :/ badly
>>223399799I bought an apple watch on prime day and it was the same price the day aftermight even be lower now
>>223399799no
>>223399827>firm grasp on immigration then let millionsThey did get a grasp on it, the Boriswave was an intentional policy by capitalists and jews
Top quality Welsh produce
Canada REACTS to /brit/posts (you won't BELIEVE what Zeidy had to say)
>>223399863goychow
>>223399826You need help
scran
slept with a ruby-like girl who was 19 at the time and i was 26. shed only slept with one bloke who was her boyfriend from school. her fanny was sublime it literally pulled you inside it was that tight, opened it and had a look and it was so tightly packed inside no room for maneuver. she was great desu she wasnt on the pill and wanted me to pull out but always used to wrap her legs around me and hold me in when i was about to cum i had to force myself out of there every time to not get her up the duff
you want top quality Welsh produce you get Edwards sausages
>>223399884>thinking dtfic will wake up and develop self awarenessmega lolz
scre
>>223399895>ruby-like girlBut not Ruby. She doesn't do the vile things you've included in your post.
you can tell that the fungus thing is really upsetting him
>>223399895>i had to force myself out of there every time to not get her up the dufffaggot
why is it always an Australian and Canadian spamming about made up /brit/ personalities? literally the same two people obsessed with the same person and there's no evidence the person they post about all day everyday has even been here for years
should I swap my 2017 corsa for my uncles 2007 tdi Passat with only 30k miles on or is that a bad idea
>lellari
>>223399903'northwest fungus' made me scream
mega fungus freakout in progress
Ahhhh he's embarrassed so he's posting thumbnails bless him
cte'd
Fungal spores vexbaton his luh mind xNun he cud do x
this thread
>>223399630
huge dolly melty in progress the tumbnail spam is the bellwether
>>223399863throw away the breadrest looks good
>>223399920Dunno go ask them
actually screaming
>>223399933Tbf it's a risk that paid off earlier in the season but oof, 2nd to 5th for Lewis, giving up points to antonelli. It's not good
BIG BIG FUNGUS, BIG FUNGUS, BIG FUNGUS
>>223399922>2007 tdi Passatonly worth it if you're doing long distance motorway driving regularlydiesels get clogged up doing urban driving
Sup crodieU good?
nathans chargin' up
yh yh tek dat fungusyh luh fungus yamreplenishing dat spore countnun he cud do bout dat x
I invented that gimmick btw
Did the rich man drive the car
>>223399999
bro has folders of conversations with his made up enemies on 4chan that he likes to spam to try and prove.. something..?
Wasted years posting about black mens penises award
no fucking rain, it not right
#3DEM
>>223400006Yeah you're a weird social parasite who tries to police other peoples posts and then copy and pastes their images when you're scared they're getting more attention than you
funny how nobody uses hashtags anymore on Xitter
>>223399999mhmm x
was enjoying that boriswave game until I got to the end and found out it's shilling for yet another right-wing splinter partydefinitely going to reverse the tide of immigration with a dozen right-wing parties splitting the vote yeah
>>223400038holy fungus projection
screaming
>>223399828>>223398669>>223398663it's ai you spackers
>>223400021What the fuck are you talking about? You're literally the only person posting about this over and over
>he still thinks there’s just a single Canadian here and he’s responsible for any negative posts about him
oh nathan, it's all so predictable
>>223400038And this upsets you deeply?
when is he going to do the thing that will 'please many readers'?
Posted about black mens cocks for years awardRegretted it and tried to make up for it by larping as a nazi awardIts a fungal freakout :/
>>223399307roar
nathan is having a melty please be patient
Why doesn't he post the AI black men anymore? :/
:/
>>223399206Built up too much pressure and exploded, the poor fella. World has little compassion for runty men
can smell a barbie
>>223400104new captcha ruined a lot of his OCD ritual spams
Get the sexy black men posted
>>223399659hardly ever snows now, hate it
Ok
>>223400073no it's just weird how sad you are, you're so desperate for attention you copy and paste other peoples images and now that others are doing it you're scared they're getting attention instead so you literally feel the need to post>>223400006>I invented that gimmick btware you in a wheelchair or something? why are you so desperate to be a /brit/ "personality" with "gimmicks"? grow up
>>223400082That's the YEAST of his concerns
>>223400145s
>>223400123
Leftypol pretending Ann Widdecome has murdered by a random man who decided one day he'll kill an old lady for no reason
>>223400140f
>>223400140Gonna cry?
i'm a fungi (fun guy)
why is heatherfreak in a strop now, just made a fucking joke post and look at him
Sporedem active?
Proud to be a brown Romanian y'all
>>223400164s
>nobody is having a meltdown over your posts and nobody ever has
To make it completely clear: No, Bradley Walsh does not suffer from any fungus or fungal infection.The health issue he deals with is blepharitis, which is a bacterial skin condition and inflammation of the eyelids, completely unrelated to a fungus.
Just witnessed a racism
>>223400164>>223400168>>223400171>>223400177*snap*
>>223400164>>223400171when exactly is the last time this fictional person you're obsessed with posted black men or fungus? how many years ago?
Look at the post count, not mushroom left in this thread
Too much energy ITTY'all motherfuckers need a hobby!
uncle is in his 60s and dating a 33 year old from leeds mans going to need a hip replacement trying to keep up with a yorkshire girl on a night out
Heathermong getting brutalised hold shit
>>223400174
tell someone they're a sad cunt who's desperate for attention and then he dials up the attention whoring
>>223400203its mainly one spastic who is very upset about the canadian flags existence i think he mind broke him at some point
google doesnt know either
He's not even mentally ill at all
>>223400155Every smelly leftist is just one bad week from murdering a semi-obscure right wing politician
>>223400242>>223400242>>223400242
>>223398395You have adhd
>>223400226any reason you're desperate to suck off the canada flag spammer?
>>223400164>>223400168>>223400171a fucking leaf
>>223400384didnt answer me also i win because i won the last post
