OCD edition
scran
My cock stinks
wheres a good place ot get an exercise matneed one for my yoga and eventual home dumbell "workouts"
it looms
sex
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsRz2L-lUZQ
>By 1949, the US and British intelligence organisations were working with the former King Zog and the mountain men of his personal guard.
dictating my posts to ChatGPT to figure out whether it is post worthy or not
>>223401843Amazon or one of the Chinese places
it's crazy how fast the /brit/ threads always goyou'd think the fastest general on /int/ would be /cum/ considering americans make up a majority of posters on this site, but apparently thats not the case.why?
Spotted at a protest in Glasgow Can't make it up
You're so fucking special
>>223401915something off about her
our amberour alex
>>223401912there are some very unwell people in these threads
look back in anger must be required viewing in indian schools because searching for it on youtube returns nothing but jeet performances/summaries
Sir Deet Fic
>>223401878/ourguy/ is officially a ZOG shill
>>223401915she looks like computer
reckon greavsey is the most mentally ill person in the seasidemark universe
asdas spice section is not bad but they simply refuse to sell me any kasuri methi
>>223401898not buying amazon crap and not buying chinese shite
>>223401933
>>223401968A little bit of mayo
>>223401970*Wheedling runt voice*
anon looking at the spices in Asda>needs some Kasuri methinks
that seems to be a still from a monkey torture video :(
need a femdom gf
>>223401947Fuck off you nazi scumThis isn't your place, some random dysgenic fascist isn't out guy and you're not one of usFollow your leader and kill yourself
i havent been able to figure out what haircut suits me best for years now. with any haircut im still attractive get crazy looks from women in M&S and morrisons but i need to pinpoint the one banger haircut that works in my thirties like i had in my twenties
>>223402024lol you've completely misread me, mate
>>223402024Melty
doing willy stuff
>>223402037>>223402042Don't need either of you, naziyank or nazimong, sperging out and shitting up their thread your boring edgelord /pol/ off topic nazi posts
>>223402006
>>223402072HEIL HITLER BITCH
>>223401937it's not the quality (aka severity) of mental illness thats alarming, but the sheer quantity.there seems to be a ton of unique posters in /brit/ and like 40% of them seem very unhinged for some reason.
>>223401947kinda upsetting that the CIA has had a chilling effect placed on it and they can't research cool non-lethal weapons anymore. havana debacle proved the government is completely oblivious to this stuff
Any bent lad who had to leave his grim little northern town and got to be his true self at uni man in?
>>223402095Norwood 2
>>223402087theres one poster here responsible for most of the mentally ill posts, posts under various flags
>>223402085he lost
>>223402095don't foid fencers have to wear boob guards to not get stabbed in the breasts
Why does a yank neo-nazi feel the best place to spend all his free time is here anyway
>>223402109We all lost
>>223402132trvke
What's more bent shagging a trans bloke or a trans girl
>>223402132i won
https://grid.iamkate.com/thoughts on our lovely energy lads?
the bbc making sure to specific the terrorist attack was carried out by a german citizen for some reason, as if that changes anything.
sir light yagami
>>223402158thought she killed herself no?
Was at the unite the clans march in Glasgow yesterday, honestly was a bit grim when you see the state of the British far right. 95% were benefitmongs
agging for some nicotine
>>223402104i genuinely hope you're right.i'd like to believe it's just one schizo posting under 10 different botted VPNsbecause if you're wrong, then britain truly is in a very dire state of affairs.they say the spiritual wellbeing of a country hinges upon how mentally stable it is.
Chad Rorkean high thumos
>>223402090Havana was the CIA sending a message to D.C. that they control Cuba.
>>223401947he’s rightthe cia recruited nazis after the war, as did the mossad
>>223402187thats what the far right has always been mate
>>223402187See anything kino happen?
>>223402205what a good looking bloke jesus
>>223402187theyre the only ones brave enough to show their faces as they have nothing to lose. theres definitely a new Shy Tory factor taking place but obviously now with Reform instead
>>223402244bent freak
>>223402241Rorkes got btfo and ran away
our lewis copping a cheeky feel
>>223402158>10.6% Nuclearit not right. should be 100%
>>223402271insecure dolly?
>>223402187they're on benefits because they can't get jobs because of immigration
>>223402187The far right is dysgenic 70IQ freaks in MAGA hats waving Israel and Templar flags while doing Nazi salutesThere's a proven direct correlation between political ideology and IQ with the far right being the dumbest group by some large margin, and the far left being the smartestNot sure what you expected
>>223402090theyre still doing it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1V-aCva49M
>>223402246Yeah a lot of normal people are fully rorke on immigration now but only subhumans would go to some kind of rally like that
might become a freemason to alleviate my loneliness. are they gonna rape me on my first day or is that reserved for people that want to reach the upper echelons? dont mind being a peon i just want people to ask me how my day was
how about we... loosen our tongues
EEZER GOODEEEZER GOODE HE'S EBENEEZER GOODE
hello
Tiffany Pentz with News (2016), Hope Gangloff
>12 minutes agohttps://youtu.be/LuBH8uIuLokit was meant to be posted
>>223402310yep
>>223402320>become a freemasonYou can't it's invite only mateAll they do is wear silly aprons, and done funny rituals and handshakes followed by talking about how great the Tories and Israel are
>>223402326loose lips sink ships
>>223402281do any scousers play for liverpool?
me and the gf had nice cuddles this morning lads
>>223402367curtis jones does yeah
>>223402383Never had a gf me
>>223402383i had a lovely weekend with my gfberg
wonder how toilfu lad got on this weekend she was finally coming round to his gaff wasnt she
>>223402355local one isnt, apparently they do a brief interview to judge why youre joining, what your values are etc, and then you put in a proper application.
>>223402361maybe we can... dock at the port
>>223402428thats a chicken not a pidgin
>>223402298A convenient excuse but nobody's employing these retarded freaks no matter how many immigrants there areThey could also get off their arses and get a job that immigrants are taking like being carers but they'd rather sit on their arse and collect PIP
>>223402428kek
>>223402428>>223402442scrmsfnjdsg
I said HELLO
>>223402457Fuck off spaki
>>223402457you aint Ian nigga
In the Shade (c.1900), Aurélia de Souza
it hasnt rained in 4 months. mental
Do bent lads ever meet on here for the purpose of having a few drinks together?
How old were you lads when you learnt to wipe your arse?
>>223402518It's raining right now
>>22340252821
get the tarts arrested
>>223402528never bothered
>>223402528probably around 14-15
>>223402543ai slop
rorkebros not like this
Might emigrate, find it ghastly the thought of sharing oxygen with you cretins
started writing a youtube script 4 hours ago, wrote 2 lines got distracted by /brit/ and thats it
>>223402543wow nonces look like that?!
i wet the bed until i was in year 11, unironically wore nappies to sleep until my final year of gcses. its been 8 years since then but you never get over that sort of embarrassment, this is the first time ive ever told anybody about it too
any douglas man in
@grok generate me an image of a chavvy woman getting arrested outside her grim looking flat
watching the latest harrison webb
>>223402607Hows that then?
>>223402607i once wet myself at the same age because i was too scared to wander through the creepy holiday home at night
>>223402573>united states: 1,659are they retarded? why the fuck would they want to work in the nhs
>>223402607i was dick deep in fanny while you were wearing nappies unironically
Rorkes da
>>223402543arresy all women
>>223402024>kvetching intensifies
people will just be like watching jonathan donald-smith as we're supposed to know who the fuck he is
Chebs of the Orient!
>>223402709vile
>>223402638no idea lol, body just took forever to stop even though i was well developed in all other physical aspects. was pissing once or twice a week throughout those final years and then i realised that i hadnt done it for a fortnight and that was that>>223402653my sympathies>>223402660kek i did manage to lose my virginity while it was happening but i had to flee the scene while she was in the bathroom after the fact so i wouldnt get roped into sleeping there
>>223402653>Spend hours thinking, crafting a perfect post>0 (You)'s>Post "just shagged a tranny">30 (You)'s
>>223402714cheng chong
thoughts on the 2026 fields medal recipients?(nobel prize for maths for you plebs because there's no such thing as a nobel prize for maths)
>>223402743what a waste
>>223402709Worthless avatar post. You’ve wasted another week of your life.
just shagged a tranny
>>223402752all sounds like bollocks
>>223402752i dont understand of it!
>>223402752congratulations!
>>223402755i know. they should of tattooed right up her arsecrack
>>223402743wonder if these types of women actually lets the tattoo artist actually tattoo inside the arse crackor is that over the line or summat
>>223402760Corrr was she fit?
>>223402779they should let me do it so i can see and smell her arsehole
>>223402752nerds
>>223402743playing card rug pattern
>>223402171They were all quick to announce Widdecombe's murderer "White British"
>>223402780i remember seeing a pornstar with a tattoo on her arsehole
>>223402813no you dont
>>223402408she literally just left as it happens, we ended up talking for nearly 5 hours straightThe good news is she was impressed by the cleanliness of the flat and my various hobbies. Her big bad secret about what she did at work also turned out to be a mountain out of a molehill, at worst it might end up in a suspended sentencethe bad news is that despite everything, despite us both confessing our strong attraction to each other and how compatible we are and brazen flirting with each other, she is STILL with her man. Maybe I've planted a seed that life with me could work, but once again shes proven herself to be the one I can't have.so a mixed bag really. Was nice getting extended hugs from her though and I can still smell her on my clothes...
neighbourberg is having a tantrum outside because his wife didn't water the garden while he was away working and now his plants have gone brown they cost £60 apparently and he's saying she couldn't be arsed to use the watering can during the hosepipe ban
>>223402303>There's a proven direct correlationProve it, tranny.
why are some rorkes obsessed with the templars
>>223402824the incel got friendzoned. many such cases
>>223402835call the popo and tell them he said being brown was a bad thing
making a chicken sandwich for dinner. would be well funny if i put my fist in it, went round to my neighbours, decked him into the mantle of the earth, and then made a knuckle sandwich joke
>>223402835that's her getting slapped down tonight
>>223402824if shes willing to have prolonged hugs with you and come round to your house shes willing to have sex. just need to press the issue slightly, alcohol would expedite things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5mZsDLFyv4
>>223402835there's probably some rich cunt saying to his wife good thing i set up sprinklers in the garden so we dont need to use hosepipes
>>223402428leftypol suddenly not trusting the science anymore, funny huh
>>223402853you sound salty
>>223402752heard the winners were sum ting wong wi tu loho lee fuk
>>223402824you're weak
>>223402824>has a bf>goes to another niggas house and says she likes himthe black pill is real
>>223402752i want to personally congratulate moo deng on his work on... sorry.. the boltzman.. *yawn*... the rarified gasses of the *dozes off*
>>223402894well you must be interpreting my post incorrectly then. you were just rejected and forced to continue your lonesome path as an unlovable virgin freak. i do not have this problem
anyone want to watch me shit
gay porn wanking to gay porn
>>223402937im not that poster lmao, keep up, i have a long term gf that im buying a house with you little bitter mong
>>223402937Slapped that incel gimp back down into the mud.
>>223402964Sounds like a shit life if you're already creeping around trying to betray her like that.
>>223402775>>223402776>>223402777>>223402795>>223402898>>223402935suppose I'm the fool for attempting to add a dash of cerebralism to this ghastly braindead generalperhaps this is more your speed
>>223402853I'm not really sure you can call it friendzoning when she isn't single. Anyway this entire experience has proven to me that I'm not completely undateable so now I have the confidence to actually put myself out there. I will always be thankful for that>>223402870>>223402924this is why I find the situation so baffling. If her man knew about the conversations we had he'd be fucking fuming. I genuinely don't know what game she's playing
dolly hyping up his own posts again
just got my arm ripped off by a grzzily bear ffs
right well piers morgan is having a wank in my garden isnt he
>>223402983i dont know what the fuck youre talking about mate so we're going to part ways here good luck with the bitter incel life
>>223402990>hmm, not a friendzone, that require me to have friendsyeah didnt read this post but assume thats what you said, howling little freak admitting he has no friends
>>223402986maths is not a serious pursuit
>do you remember me from school?Yeah I do fuck off
>>223403014thank for you handing me the victory so readily
>>223402991sup mouldeep
Feeling like a pizza. Local place has a Thursday deal that's enabled on the website even though all the other weekday deals are disabled due to it being Sunday. What are the ethics of using the deal even though I'm clearly not supposed to?
I fucking hate how I am considered stupid I don't wanna sell my stock or go into debt for college but literally no one will help me for it at all. I also love how I was told I fucked off from classes but I didn't have a car and I had to rely on a coworker who had to work over time to get home. I don't care anymore if I get kicked out I am either debt maxing and traveling or I will kill myself. No one actually gives a shit about me
>>223403033shame no ones ever handed you some fanny that readily
my arse cries out for a raping
>>223403005throw a cricket ball at him
>>223403053except your mum
>>223403065Well thats him raped up the arse, just like his ma.
*enters brit*
summer over soonneed some good photography weather sick of this blinding sunlight 14 hours a day and 5am/10pm golden hour
>>223403049right youve come to the right conclusion but posted it anyways, odd
>>223403065she read your mums book on handing out fanny and gave it a go, what can i say lad your mums an influencer
fucking hate my gay shit life and my wanker family
Picky bits in the garden for tea once again!
SUM TING WONG
>>223403096yeh good one mate
>>223401813Two types of swede?It is a banging dinner
Absolutely grim
any mong man in
>>223402079this looks VERY good
>>223403101do you like cats
>>223403088alri fellow pale ugly incel
>>223403113concession accepted, do try to keep up lil pup
>>223403093I am trying to do college but I told him my goal is to switch to a part time position and my sister is pissy that I do not want to go into debt for it and I might have to do it at the spring semester. I do not wanna live most days if I am kicked out of the house I am probably gonna fucking kill myself my life is not worth living 23 years of pain showed that
>>223403116yes my nigga
rather high number of grindr users in douglas isle of man
not sure what to do with my lifeI just /brit/post
>>223403055dont have any so i threw a babybel instead, he ate it and left peacefully
>>223401922>ginger against nazismtypical
>>223403124cringed at this ngl
any ftm tranny chaser man in
>>223403140is that even a real place
>>223403140dont worry lad you'll soon shag them all, i believe in you!
>>223403086kek
>>223403159cringed at you replying to your own posts in order to try and gain some sort of public "victory" you need a life ASAP dm me if you need help with that
+1 to my filters
>>223403182GRIM
thoughts on the film obsession lads? i dont think a pretty girl falling in love with you is very scary desu
>>223403178meltdown
ye are ragin
>>223401813looks so nicewish I had someone to cook for me
>>223403178bender asking blokes to dm
>>223403182what a disgusting whooar
>>223403182i dont get it
>>223403198pussyole
>>223403178he's got you raging. calm down you gimp
>>223403119yeah but not enough to get one i dont like the thought of keeping them inside all day or letting them outside to kill stuff and shit in everyone elses garden
>>223403178take the L mouldie
>>223403182Islam is right about women
>>223402021You called?
>>223403195Yes it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okvsVbi0OU8
little lady fella
how do people sit here and do this shit all dayi'm exhausted just looking at it
>>223400259this isn't even heathermong
how long bacon oven NOW
dollymong firing up the 5 IPs, the argument is in full flow>>223403227>>223403217>>223403205>>223403198
>>223403238he is replying to himself hide the posts and move on
do i pass
gay gimp peng gay poo porn gimp leather ballgag shat on peng poo prevent rape protokaty feeling cos peng poo gay wank fart
>>223403246melty
My life is not worth living because I know I will never have a home, a family or someone who cares I really wish I could end it
>>223403170no its not real
>>223402187>>223402303disgusting attitude to haveBe more like Right Said Fred
>>223403214so then i heard you guys have legalised euthanasia nowmind if i head over and avail myself of the facilities?
>>223403243
>>223403238>all dayits 30 minutes of posts mate
>>223403267ktim
i am interested in visiting HYTHE, KENT
sir smelly chair
>>223403267buy a puppy
>>223403264my gf was saying this yesterday at the pub
>>223403263Grim
Hello, nathan. It's been a while
>>223403246I just think you're a bender is all
>>223403270funny thing about one of those is that horses can't hear cymbals because of the frequency
>>223403296why are you going to the pub with your gf?
>>223401899Are you trying to lure one of us for the end of the summer human sacrifice?
mello had aura
>>223403267Care about yourself Live for yourself
>>223403263since 2026
wonder what kind of harry potter fanfics rubes wanks to
>>223403317*starts sweating*uh um she is pint gf
I am looking for a man named Nathan, last seen melting down and losing arguments on /brit/
>>223403329probably gay ones
Any lad around Newcastle wants to go out for a pint tonight? Feeling a bit lonely and need to get out ahah
>>223402021I hope this IDF bitch meets her end soon>>223402024I really think Hitler escaped to Argentina
it was always going to end up like this
>>223403325No point I wanna go back to college so badly and get better paying job but literally no one will fucking help me and it sucks because if I could focus on school full time my life would be better
what is hythe, kent like this time of year?
>>223403263um hi
>>223402990>. If her man knew about the conversations we had he'd be fucking fumingAlways work on the assumption she tells him everything
>>223403335*thinks*ah right makes sense ladgood to have another shagger in the general
>>223403337Better known by the alias "Dollymong"
>tagmap.ioholy grimoly
>>223403267Hmmm... let's see now>I know I will never have a homektim>a familya-kteem>or someone who caresKATEEEM! KATEEEM! YOO HOO KATEEM ALERT!
don't post that shit dickhead
>>223402090>kinda upsetting that the CIA has had a chilling effect placed on it and they can't research cool non-lethal weapons anymoreBANGING ON THE WALLS SCREECHINGYou probably believe that too
>>223403376haha alri lad x
>>223403366Take out a loanDo an online degree Help yourself
>>223403389ah yes, a fellow man of intellect. respect.
>>223403279>>223403279just make sure its not NEW HYTHE
>>223403345sure when and where?
Whenever a boyracer revs outside my window, as a reflex I wish them a fiery death in a crash
Whenever a boyracer revs outside my window, my knob tingles and I want to give them a blowie
i don’t like existence
>>223403438manxlad knows all about that
hate outer /int/
>>223403345Have you ever met Cronos?
>>223403430is that a nice place?
>>223403459ktim
the sun is still in the sky and shining above yousing a new song rorke
>>223403492gp
>>223403492the sun is the greatest healer
spooky >_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aDXQq_JB2w
>>223403406I don't wanna take out a loan for college but I wanna save up so I can do it full time
>>223403492:]
>>223403492don't care
>>223403374she didn't tell him we were sharing lifts to work and when he found out he put a stop to it immediately. I highly doubt she'd mention she spent 5 hours with that same ex colleague in his flat
migrate when ready fellas>>223398348>>223398348
>>223403579you will be shot and killed
NEW>>223403601>>223403601>>223403601
>>223403579*rapes you*
>>223403579really like the text for this one
New>>223403625>>223403625>>223403625
