Kingston upon Hull edition
there should be a /brit/ wiki
/brit/ settlement in Wyoming
almost time to make my curry
One of the best boxers right now looks like guts from berserk
I'm excited about the new season, but full of trepidation. We desperately need 6+ new first-teamers in over the next three weeks.
>>223403630it would end up like the scots language one dominated by one autistic retard making up fanfictions about dollhouse characters
rorke falling into a manhole and popping out the other side in china
what happens in hythe?
i stopped being human at age 11
we at /brit/ will be moving to cody, wyoming
>>223398348can't believe someone actually used my gimmick idea https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/223371128#223372056
>>223403651Who's O'Ming?
>>223403630i'll make one tonight then
off to bed
>>223403697night mate x
this cant be the world that gordon brown saved, it just cant be
>>223403716would shag his cock rotten
>>223403716he has a stiffy
Been watching tragic videos all week. Need something more lighthearted to watch.
dhl paki delivered my parcel to some random house in an entirely different town
gayporn.com is its own site while straightporn.com redirects to masturbate.com. So straight porn wins because they claim the entire act of masturbating instead of just being porn
>>223403647So why did the working class of Ireland decide to bomb her?
I use to like bibi netanyahu until I found out he supports israels genocide against palestine
>>223403730*her cock>>223403735*she has a stiffy
Surely none of you would actually touch a transwillard? The whole point of MtF's is that you shag their smooth boibums rotten and have them thank you for it, not that you submit to them
>>223403716name?
I’m from Wyoming
>>223403647I'd plant my explosive in her chassis if you catch my drift
blicky got a stiffy-uh
anything good to watch?
>>223403722https://vocaroo.com/14aYXet1pM8F
>>223403764s
I just don't see the point in trying because I hate how I am shat on for fucking the little course because no one would >Drive me to work >Actually help me with paying of debt because my car broke down>Help me by not upping my bills >Also forcing me into 1200 dollars in debt to fix my car because some jackass towed it across town instead of a local mechanic shop Seriously I didn't fuck off but no one will help I was forced into a position and I get blamed for it
>>223403746she was the one doing the bombing, you sexist
>>223403765gay porn
>>223403765i watched Project Hail Mary today. bit reddit at times but overall a good flick
>>223403765yeah
>>223403755I have sucked a trannard's willard before and (s)he came
>>223403755you misunderstand gay sex dynamics. you can have a cock up your arse or down your throat and still be the dominant partner in the situation Not gay myself personally
BBC screaming
is it possible to use a VPN and a 4chan pass at the same time and use the 4chan pass without the VPN as well
>>223403780Ah, had no idea
>>223403647>already going to take back ni due to demographic change>loyalist paramilitaries are just men in their 60s who will be gone soon>decide to start murdering people and radicalising a new generation of loyalists by justifying their fear of sectarian violence not very clever is she?
>>223403778we made friends with an american couple in the carribean who were from idaho and i said "oh i know a city there isnt it Boise" and he said no i think thats a different state can u help explain
pulling the willbert and trying not to think about my sad lonely incel life
>>223403802noyou'll get the error: 'this pass is in use by another IP'
>>223403802passes are tied to a specific ip for an hour i think
>>223403796we put a tracker on grandma, uncle put one she visits new york, I put one when she visits bulgaria
>>223403829>>223403832right then
>>223403647so so fitmight have to move to dublin
My skinnyfattedness has gotten OUT of hand. I've noticed I'm barely wearing any of my old clothes and am buying new ones in a size large instead of medium to hide my fat belly. My posture also looks weird to me when I walk past a mirror.Sir Andy Burnham needs to do something
im producing breast milk
>>223403802Not from a jedi
>>223403825ktim...
might have a picnic for dinner
pulled brisket chilli out of the ovenlittle tip for you fine ladsbolognese, chilli, anything you might reach for mince for, use beef brisket insteadthat friendzoned lad might be able to get his three incher wet if he cooks for that slag with this tip
hes an absolute coward
>>223403839right well
hull is fucking awful should rename it hell
My skinnyfattedness has gotten OUT of hand. I've noticed I'm producing breast milk
>>223403836screaming imagining some bulgarian babushka shuffling along with a big radio antenna on her head
>>223403868well then
>>223403844>skinnyfattednessslander name for pinkpantheress
howl
>>223403873EXHALING
>>223403876right
>>223403858how do you make brisket, I've never had it, never seen it sold here in the butchers or store
shooting breast milk from my breasts
>>223403601Oneitis is from Hull. Miss youRight its 6 which means I can crack open the drinks to drink away my lonely misery. 1 can of Fosters. 1 can of red kola Dragon Soop. 1 bottle vodka. Lets do it
>>223403882Not funny. Apologise to both of us right now
mumberg spends all day reading mumsnetwonder if she's ever posted about me on there
Timpsons is a very interesting business I don’t know how they are still operating to be honest
>>223403896Indeed so
scuREEMING at this post
>>223403873she is Greek >shuffling along with a big radio antenna on her headlel
What stops you killing yourself
shooting jizz from my penis
>>223403263hi honey
well, off to the shop I pop
>>223403899brisket is the breast cut of beefquite tough but give it 2-3 hours at 160c it'll break downgreat for ragu and excellent chilli at home
>>223403918Yeah exactly mate who even uses keys anymore Fucking moran
>>223403921well well
well, off to the loo I poo
>>223403914
>>223403930gf, pets, family .. everything really why on earth would i do that
a classic
>>223403962s
>>223403954Tally ho
>>223403948Nigga eating cow titty
>>223403962she didn’t say that.
>>223403930Staying alive
>>223403962I'm not even joking that's not on at all is it
>>223403918people still need keys and that
forum demmies
>>223403971the fuck is a dh
reminder to our incel guests, R9K exists and may be more your speed
>>223403630as that other lad said it would just be one incel freak making pages for his gay forced "gimmicks" and personas so he can pretend they're canon
>>223403985
>>223403983good choon that
Don't care how depressed I could possibly get I would never kill myself it's so stupid
>>223403930almost everything>>223403948isn't 2-3 hours too little, in america they smoke it for 12-16 hours. I've seen oven recipes for 8-10 hours. but I can't find it, I'll ask around
>>223403971What's DH?>oohh, both of themLAUGHING
>>223403997demmies are banned
studying for the CompTIA A+ exams
Date with the bbw cutie soon
>>223404002>>223404017darling husbandt. mumsnet expert
Had 6 hours of fragmented sleep so I shan't be gymtoiling today
Even just 5 years ago I was noticeably skinnier especially in the face. Took my metabolism for granted. Now I look like a fat oaf
>>223403882>Failed blue collar work >Failed college >Failed a CNA course because I had to balence that and full time work >Lost the love of my life >Zero friends >Shitty car>Shitty job >Only 3 grand in savings with stock >1578 dollars in the bank Should I take that trip to china or New Zealand the. Kill myself? I mean honestly most days I wanna hang myself if it wasn't for this girl I am talking on wechat I would blow my brains out
>>223404042the first thing niggas see after they die and they realise pinkpantheress is an angel from hell
>>223404005gp
>>223403918Timpson was the name of the crime family in Rumpole of the Bailey. He knew what was going on
>>223404048do not like fat women one bit me
>>223403962I would never call her that
>>223404002dick hard
>>223404059grimwill be skinny forever me
>>223404002Dear Husband
>>223404015>isn't 2-3 hours too little, in america they smoke it for 12-16 hours. I've seen oven recipes for 8-10 hours.if you're smoking for american bbq they'll do a lot lower temp for a lot longerim cooking for my tea in a convection oven, 160c for 2.5hr is enough for it to break downyour butcher may have it as shoulder cut, never been to foreign flag so idk what its known as
toil freaks first thing tomorrow morningSCREAM
>>223404048cant stand fat poeple
>>223404058Me and goddess Ruby
>>223404058this happened to me 3 days ago
>>223404062Take a step back and look at the bigger picture
>>223404002short for dharok
>>223404092not my white assoff next week, you see
>>223404092scream
>>223404062chill out
The goycattle consumer slaves are so repulsive to me that I've started to form a superiority complex over it
>>223404102I understand how futile it is maybe I hope that If I die I end up in a better place I hope reincarnation is real
>>223404002designated hitter
>>223404104nice 20 year old reference mate
>>223404087rich coming from you x
Searching for posts that contain ‘toil freaks’ and in ‘gb’. 687 results found.
blacking myself til the cows come home
right well that's another weekend wasted
>>223404062>Lost the love of my lifeFONT
>>223404123>Chill out Fuck you man if you spent a day in my shoes you would understand why you would blow your brains out
>>223404102dyslexic bloke horribly misreading this and going to see black panther in the cinema
>>223404059used to be very skinny in my twink days had a great bodybut saw a photo of my face and i looked gaunt and illdont mind my face now with a bit more fat, i still look young
Don't work on Mondays or Tuesdays its lush x
I fucking hate exercising. Always give up after 2 weeks
might learn the pre indo-european germanic substrate language
>>223404146Applied for three jobs today me :)
>>223404127Dedicate your life to a greater purpose
>>223404188do you not have one?
>>223404155She was the first girl to actually like me for me and wasn't expecting money or status from me but she left me for no other reason than it's not you it's me
I started being more judgmental and hateful, my life and general mood have significantly improved
could go for some jellybeans right now
>>223404194well that's pretty brutal
Are Pokémon cards a recession indicator?
>>223404023Dem are free still
>>223404157nigga if you spent a day in my shoes you would spontaneously combust
>>223404200yh
>>223404201Second love theory
>>223404090interesting, so you basically cook it like a pork shoulder, I usually do a 2-3 kilo cut for 3-4-5 hours on 150Cnext time I go to my butcher I'll ask him, they even specialize in beef cause they have their own cows, last time I bought some nice liver >>223404092shut up, although I love my job the last 2 weeks have been incredible and i don't wannaaa
>>223404207Interesting
>>223404225well 3 is a lot to apply to in one weekend so well doneI had to apply for 4 to get my current job
>>223404207no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn pilled
>>223404195I have none and there is none I wanna just die please lord just kill me in my sleep
looking at those ukrainian regiments where they do those dimly lit burning torch defintely-not-nazi ceremonies saluting infront of their regimental flag that definitely isn't a nazi symbol and then imagining audreyposter's sleight smooth hairless nymph body amongst these broad scowling ogres
right then it's about time we all get our willies out and secrete a fluid then
lads seem the think I'm a shagger for some reason. i'm certain women can effectively smell the vf on me
>>223404181You've got to try different things until you find one you like. you never stick to things if you have to force yourself to do it
>>223404181but after 2 weeks it's when you start feeling good
Just watched the 1990 Treasure Island movie featuring Christian Bale as the cabin boy, very good imoUnfortunately it's not legally available on any of the 2000 different subscription streaming services so I had to sail the high seas to find it ;)
>>223404260Find one
thoughts on this wall?
>>223404235>>223404221Honestly I would switch places with you in a instant
>>223404285Which one? There is none really life is not worth living for me maybe if I was useful person but nah I am done
>>223404283>Bale himself has remarked, "I was born in Wales but I'm not Welsh—I'm English".that's them sheepshaggers done in then
>>223404294not my favourite wall tbph. needs work.
>>223404294how old is it
>>223404328dont know not a geologist am i
>>223404295I am literally missing my right leg
free food
>>223404294prefer not to say
>>223404294very nice wallcan imagine mixing potions or casting high alchemy at this wall
>>223404062Seek comfort that you're not alone in your feeling, don't give up. Your family will hurt, you're hurting but that's a man's duty. Carry that weight
got any better walls?
>>223404357
>>223404340*crumbles to dust*
been a long weekend and i've not slept enough. might start the journey to beddy bo bo's
>>223403716Your obsession with trannies is pathetic. You should be put down
>>223404347alright Atomich Shrimp
>>223403749thats an ugly bloke pretending to be a bird though
>>223404352God has forsaken me I hold nothing but contempt for him if he exists but again most religions are false bullshit made by retards in a village
grow up!
>>223404400just inform the janitors that its spamming/flooding or avatar use
Leftypol modding his minecraft
The modern UK is basically paradise if you're a young, rich, hedonistic shagger who just wants to fuck slags, do drugs, consume the goyslop, and have absolutely no intention to get married or start a familyYour life is a buffet. The women here are highly promiscuous, there's loads of opportunities to party and travel, endless comfort and entertainment, you're rich and don't have to deal with the drudgery of life and can pay for convenienceJust gym, party, travel, consume, have sex with fit birds, repeat until you die
where in kent are these pictures from then
>>223403716has she got rid of that stripy badger hair now then?
Tea
>>223404429piehead meltdown
nearly at little Waitrose , you want anything?
>>223404345Well still better than me? You probably are not a waste of sperm or human garbage like me
>>223404446wish i was wealthy enough to die the Zyzz death
>>223404316>>223404416This immature defeatist mentality will get you no where. Start by changing your mindset.
>>223404450her knee on the right looks like a bradley walsh face
>>223404455rude
>>223404466an indian elton john impersonator has squatted over your plate
need someone rich to leak zoey amara's fansly
>>223404494screa
>>223404473Honestly pathetic that you try to falseflag as sacked tranny when everybody knows it’s cornwall (you) who posts the trannies and the bent pop songs every single day
>>223404466vegan lad what is this, rice looks nicely cooked, howd you cook it
Japs have some very weird cultural odditiesThey're mostly exceptionally racist but also extremely polite and shyTokyo Japs are used to white people, but in rural areas Japanese people either just blankly stare at you, aggressively avoid eye contact, or straight up run away if they see a white person Some shops have signs saying no Japanese allowed, in others they'll just ignore you and ask the nearest other Japanese person next to you what it is you wanted to orderAlso they sexualise everything, straight up sell cartoon cp and the most degenerate fetish media in public shops like it's nothing.Basically every Japanese woman has been groped on public transport.There's vending machines that sell school students used underwear.Also they see piracy, even for discontinued media and media that isn't available in your country, as a crime on par to arson, breaking and entering, rape, murder...I've literally seen Japs say if you really wanted to watch something you should be willing to buy a plane ticket to the other side of the world to purchase a legal copy in a store in Japan, rather than use a VPN or pirate it
>>223404466looks peng la
i’m evil and horrid
>>223404494>>223404516>>223404538book an eye test dolly
>>223404481Stop feeling sorry for yourself and start taking responsibility for your own life. Live for yourself, invest in yourself, and build a life for yourself. Stop centering your happiness around other people and stop crying over bitches. Get that bag or die trying.
>>223404519its just boiled with a little bit of turmeric, cumin, chilli powder, coriander powder, and coriander leaf
>>223404542ur lovely
fuck indo europeans
https://youtu.be/KOlt9D77Dc4
(8) we are the /brit/ teamwe are the /brit/ team (8)
there's some insane shit going on in lake baikal
>>223404466Sorry but I think Indian food is grossHow can you eat slop where it's impossible to identify what the ingredients are??
>>223404558nice, is the other dish tofu?
>>223404581gp
Annoys me that the jannies gave me a warning. She really did flash me her panties. "POST ON TOPIC, INTERNATIONAL BLAH BLAH". Yeah like even one percent of the posts here are on topic. It's a fucking chat room of people saying poo and posting Bradley Walsh. Ok, and if that's British culture enough to be allowed I will also note that I mentioned I was on my way back from Tesco at the time, which IS British. Just be man enough to admit that you didn't like my post because it was about, you know, I will not say the "L" word because that triggers the jannards. Instead just know it was about a 3pm Katy. Flashing me her panties. That's all. Maybe that'll go under Jannberg's radar, or maybe that's a more /brit/nernational way of saying it so it's more on topic. I don't know. But I just had to talk about it. And when I say it was a 3pm Katy, I mean like, not of the secondary variety. My God. Of course, as I related before, I thought nothing of it and my penis did not react to any degree ;)
>>223404578mum and her wife saw her live last week
>>223404598yes in a very simply marinate and then fried offit's more or less a tikka but with tofu and fried rather than grilled
>>223404558cumin? i be cummin in your rice because i'm the asian elton john
need a gyaldem gf baddiedem side ting and a holodem mummy
we are the rorke team
>>223404610thanks
What's worse?Constipated poo that requires significant straining, or too soft poo that takes forever to wipe?
>>223404557>>223404491Such very cliche advice like wow I should be happy with my situation I am given up on college now I am just gonna work a job I hate landscaping
>>223404643need ur mums little tight pink stink hole wrapped around my vile purple bellend need her shaking
just ate some 5 year old kewpie mayo and now my tummys gurling
think i've broken my finger
>>223404637nice, the only time when I had tofu was in York an a uni cafeteria but it wasn't good, i guess fried tofu with some nice sauce sounds more appetizing
>>223404643you need to grow up
>>223404654b obviously
>>223404416>God has forsaken meComplete falsehood, live the good life. Walk in His footsteps and you'll come out for the better
>>223404615based jannies
>>223404578i like her song about jamie oliver
Anyone can count the seeds in an apple.But only god can count the apples in a seed.Refute this. Pro tip: you can't.
>>223404655You’ll have to learn the hard way then you little twat
oneyplays is zoomer cumtown wrhn you think about it
Would you rather be a 5'0 foot tall male or a 7'0 foot tall male?
>>223404677was it stuck in your bum?
Anyone fancy a bum
tim's diedhttps://x.com/TimmyUk/status/2081245083681108270
>>223404679did you sit on the beanbags in the library there?
>>223404615there are no 3pms katies in the summer
mental thread and i mean mental
>>223404616Comfy af, any chunes of their's you recommend?
>>223404722Depends who's it is
poo
>>223404741s
>>223404715If I was 5' I could transition and pass
on an incelgrimage signing we are the /brit/ team
>>223404719no? why would it have been there? odd thing to imagine from you.
>>223404741nignigscnigscrea
>>2234047157>>223404725mmm I don't remember doing that
>>223404530>They're mostly exceptionally racist but also extremely polite and shyThere is nothing strange about either of these things or indeed in combination.>Tokyo Japs are used to white people, but in rural areas Japanese people either just blankly stare at you, aggressively avoid eye contact, or straight up run away if they see a white person Because why should a tight knit community want anything to do with some obvious foreigner?>Some shops have signs saying no Japanese allowed, in others they'll just ignore you and ask the nearest other Japanese person next to you what it is you wanted to orderOnce again, makes sense to me.>Also they sexualise everything, straight up sell cartoon cp and the most degenerate fetish media in public shops like it's nothing.The entire notion of paedophilia in it's modern incarnation did not exist until the Victorian era and even then it got more and more strict going into the 20th and 21st centuries to the point that now if you think a 17 year old with big tits is, yknow, you're considered a pedo. That's not even clinically accurate. Why should we expect that every culture in the world should have caught up to our arbitrary moral standards?>There's vending machines that sell school students used underwear.90% certain they are all 18+. Regardless who cares.>Also they see piracy, even for discontinued media and media that isn't available in your country, as a crime on par to arson, breaking and entering, rape, murder...They are a society with an economy built on intelligence. It makes sense to value intellectual property. Nintendo are only so valued because they guard their IPs like diamonds.>I've literally seen Japs say if you really wanted to watch something you should be willing to buy a plane ticket to the other side of the world to purchase a legal copy in a store in Japan, rather than use a VPN or pirate itObviously that's extreme, but still. That's their deal. It's not weird, it's just a foreign moral system.
this lad replies to all of timmy's postswho is he?https://x.com/kentishfreeman
oh huge melty
>>223404723Tim is the kind of mf to tweet his own death
putting rorke in a wok a seasoning that nigga till he singing hymns
>>223404786s
cunt just arrived from the japan defence force
>>223404692Link?
>>2234047157ft and get leg shortening surgery or something. might look a bit midgetty though
honestly though if I was 5 foot tall I would just transition
>>223404726They are 3pm katies whether they are on holiday or not. Regardless, she was wearing some loose summer shorts and sort of pulled up the leg to show me and giggled at me. I'm just saying, a kebab man is going to rape that at some point and I'm not getting involved.
>>223404775looks to be your classic schizo
Massive pieface melt
I heard that Diego's a nonce
>>223404802nah mate zelda
got me finger stuck up me bum lad too embarrassed to admit he had his finger stuck up his bum and had to call the fire brigade to help him get it out, state
>>223404802look up cmat jamie oliver
>>223404615sup scobie
>>223404813scream
>>223404754Bet you eat poo
>>223404812scobes
favourite emmerdale character? for me it's punjabi edward
It's unironically Quentin isn't itSame exact way of typing too
>>223404781… yep … - pictures of me passing away while wearing my excellent glasses and watching TV via sky stream in home …
he's right - im eating poo
>>223404843yep
Suckling on an adult female's breast
fuck off quentin you evil ghoul
>>223404864no you're notbe quiet
Sir Punjabi MC
everyone is a character. me? I'm anonymous lad
>>223404220>>223404220>>223404220
>>223404864Are you 6 months old?
screaming
>>223404846scored an early eternal bedtime
if you're so smart tell me where this isgo on
>>223404615>3pm Katy, I mean like, not of the secondary variety.Ayo?
>>223404922replied to yourself award
god they’re so ugly
>>223404941>>223404941
>>223404902lmao
>>223404917that's my workplace and I really don't like you posting these sorts of photos on 4chan
amerisharts literally shitting rn
>>223404816She'd get it>>223404822Aight
israel is like ultimate troll face except it's like i just killed your baby, problem?
'lysa
matt damon gives a speech at the end of the odyssey that's very english teacher here's the moral of the story and is clearly an attempt to tie it into the current trump moment but really the modern trojan horse campaign would be an honourless sneak attack by an obama stealth bomber or pager attack that occurred in during biden's office
